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Highlights of brown bag.

It's hip hop. You know let these on.

Yeah, go, rap sheet. Let these set go.

Today, we find out that G-G-U-N-it could have had J-J-J-J-Call.

J-Call is doing a press run on his album that just dropped the follow.

And he was talking to Cameron about the time he almost signed to 50 cent.

Take this out.

Every place.

They were trying to put, I think 50 on them.

I said before J had her, and I think they played my 50,

and what I was told his response was like,

mind you, I had like lost, I had the song called,

lost ones, I had lights, please.

I think 50 reaction for what I heard was,

can't sign this.

She's too tight.

Are you going off the image, right?

Right? I mean, I get it too, because I mean, guess what?

That's when I made no sense.

Me going to G-U-N-it, you know what I mean?

But shout the shot money, you know what I mean?

I hope who's seeing the vision.

Oh my gosh.

You got to think, they played at 50 cent.

Yeah.

Like we have no bad things, something like them tens.

50 cent.

No.

Too soft for me.

Big New York.

Okay.

Oh, don't you even know how to hell a lovely,

Duffy song.

Yeah, it has.

What?

This is a 21 question by.

20 months.

Most of 50's bangers were best friend.

Yeah.

Come on.

Yeah, like his melodic vibes.

Yeah.

He's a window shop.

Yeah.

I'm going to tell him he didn't fit.

They didn't want him to fit.

Yeah.

Fiddy also responded on Instagram,

being the troll that he is to Jake Cole.

But I would have liked them to have done something.

They have a song together on born center on the second track

on the second album.

Yeah.

They have a song together.

The bonus album.

What song is it?

Something New York.

It's something.

Yeah, it's like a New York song.

I remember that.

Yeah.

I mean, but yeah, no, in the heyday.

That wasn't.

No, I would, I would have liked.

Oh, New York.

Jake Cole, yes.

Oh, I like it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

I would have liked Jake Cole to be like the Joe for them.

I want to get to know you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bro, by the way, lost ones,

by Jake Cole is a very deep record.

And it tripped me out that they would show 50 cent that.

Yeah, why would they do that?

Right?

Yeah.

And play them something else.

Lost ones is a crazy record.

It's a song about a couple that's going through getting pregnant

and the guy not wanting it.

And stuff like that.

Like it's what it is.

What?

Yeah, that's what it is.

Yeah.

Let me live.

Didn't Nick Cannon have one of those records as well?

Oh, I see.

I see.

Banger.

Bro, you guys don't know hip-hop, I guess.

We don't know.

It's so funny because we always ask concrete to chime in

under hip-hop segments because he stays out of it.

That's what he says.

And this is what he said.

And you have vast Nick Cannon hip-hop knowledge.

I mean, he's good.

He's hot and effort.

No, no, no, no, no.

What if I just got a baby?

But it's got a baby, right?

I'm too hot.

All right.

Happy Friday.

Happy Friday.

Nick Cannon.

All the way.

Nick Cannon.

All the way.

Yeah, you're a couple years late, buddy.

That's the sound that I'm police.

The petty police.

It's a petty.

It's just petty.

I'm being petty.

Petty, petty girl.

Pretty and impetuous.

Pretty and impetuous.

Pretty and impetuous.

A real answer is only has anyone ever been in a courthouse.

Yeah.

Yeah.

OK.

Have you ever tried to be petty with the judge

or seen other people maybe in other cases before?

You try to be petty with the judge?

Yes, start arguing.

Those idiots.

Yeah.

Start arguing or like give petty answers or attitude.

Yes.

The judge always is going to be more petty than you.

And then they got the power, Loki.

That is true.

That is true.

That doesn't stop you, though.

It is not me, but yeah, they're trying to help me.

But I was just being petty because I was mad that I was there.

Oh, you get me.

It's not the judge's phone, mate.

Yeah.

So it's been mad at the officer.

Yeah, that's true.

That guy.

Oh, my.

So what were you being petty like?

I got pulled over because my Lexus had like blacked out

lights on it.

So the cop gave me a ticket.

But I sold the Lexus and I went to court.

And when I got to court, the cop was like,

oh, did you fix it?

I was like, I don't have the car anymore.

He's like, did you fix it?

And I was like, I don't have the car.

He's like, I'm not going to ask the question.

Did you fix it?

And I was like, I don't have.

He's like, did you fix the car?

And I was like, I don't have.

He's go outside, take a picture of your car.

Come back in here and show me a picture.

If you fixed it.

So I showed him a picture of the car that I had.

He's like, OK, that's all you have to do.

I think that's so amazing.

Stop, please.

Please, no, no.

All right, well, this is a really funny and petty story

that happened over in Michigan.

So they were doing like a virtual court hearing, right?

With a lady that was supposed to chime in.

And I don't know that if she knew that the camera was on,

but she was driving.

OK.

She tried to gas light the judge

that it wasn't her driving.

You need to hear how it goes down.

You cannot be driving, ma'am.

What are you doing?

Come on.

I'm not driving.

I'm a passenger in a car.

Am I crazy?

Or does it not look like you're driving that car?

I'm not driving the car.

I'm a passenger in the car, sir.

What side of the car are you on?

I'm on the left hand side.

That's the driver's side.

I'm on the left hand side.

If you're a passenger in the front seat,

am I missing something?

Left hand, right hand side.

I'm sorry.

I've been sitting in a room.

I didn't know.

Oh my gosh.

OK.

So then, literally, I was watching this.

I'm like, show the driver, ask for the driver.

And so he ends up asking, all right.

Put the driver on the call.

Let me see.

Make sure you're the driver.

Let me see the driver.

He got one second.

Now I have to ask their permission.

Now.

There was no driver.

She was freaking driving.

She starts pulling over.

And you see all of this.

Like, you see her pulling over when she's

asking for permission.

She gets out of the car.

And at that point, the judge had enough.

And then hit her with this.

I'm entering a default judge.

Mickey lied to me.

And put in their defendant was not available at the time.

And then was driving a car and telling the court she was not.

I'm entering a default judge.

Have a great day.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's so cool.

She's so mad.

I didn't show me.

She's so dumb.

What a moron.

Who does that?

It would have been so easy to say my car

is a Japanese mod where it's on the other side.

She was on the other side.

Japanese mod.

It ported it from Japan.

Yes.

And the fact that she was in a moving vehicle,

it was clearly driving.

It's distracted driving.

But you could have pulled over.

You could have done it from that.

And you could have been like, you know what?

I'm sorry.

I didn't know I shouldn't have been driving on this call.

Like, I apologize, judge.

It's so easy.

You're literally.

It's that simple.

It is.

I got pulled over.

I have to do it.

I am not driving.

I'm moving.

It's gas sliding to the umpteenth degree.

And the judges are like, no, no, no.

I'm not driving.

Move more.

I'm not driving.

I'm sorry.

Watch her.

Watch her reason was like for distracted driving.

It doesn't say why she was in the court for the record,

but yeah, don't do that.

Don't do that.

Don't lie to judges, guys.

Don't do that.

And people will still do it.

Greg will still go up there and argue with the judge.

Yeah.

She's fine.

Only God can judge me, though.

He's the ultimate judge.

Scrolling with the homies.

She know everyone on the internet always gets in their fields.

When they see sad videos,

the little dogs just all by themselves.

And just.

And.

You just see the little cute faces.

Yeah.

That one's got us all at one point in time.

Oh my god.

I have multiple points in time.

These are dogs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right right in the middle of watching Mari.

Just one dollar a day.

Yeah.

Help this dog right here.

Yep.

But there's a viral video right now

that's going around from China of 10.

Wait, why do you say like that?

I know because I'm Chinese, man.

Let me tell you what?

Tell story that that doesn't exist in China.

Tell story.

Yeah, there's 10 dogs walking on the side of a highway.

And everybody is so sad about these dogs

because there's a jimmer shepherd that looks injured.

They all look confused and.

Yeah, this weekend was it was a viral.

That's where they escaped a truck

that was sent into slaughter.

A tripod truck.

Yeah, and then they were trying to find their way

back home, help the German shepherd.

It was viral.

Everybody was trying to find out

where these dogs were bound.

Yes.

Right moving.

We're sold.

Everyone was trying to find out

where these dogs are going.

What's wrong with them?

Where are they?

That's so sad.

Like, let's find them.

I fell for it.

You fell for it, right?

What do you mean, fell for it?

I fell for it.

True.

What?

Those dogs are not lost at all.

Those dogs are not lost.

They have a home.

There's another video going viral as well

of them walking through a field

actually returning to home.

But you know what they're saying?

That's still part of the story.

Homeward bound dog.

No, but you know what the,

you know what the craziest part is?

What?

The dogs weren't lost.

They were

in heat.

They were genuine?

No, they were chasing ponies.

They were chasing ponies.

They were ponies.

Reportedly, allegedly,

the German shepherd,

the main dog in the video

was in heat and the other dogs

are following him for that reason.

What?

Yes.

So the dogs are trying to get it on.

Okay, that sounds crazy

than the other story.

How do I know?

Yeah.

It's reportedly allegedly true.

Wait.

What?

So what's the,

so how do you know that that's true?

The other thing is a lot.

That's what there's so many dogs around

that the dog sent that of it's in heat.

But who said that?

The doctors.

What doctors?

The doctors.

The doctors.

The doctors.

Wait.

The doctors.

The doctors.

I didn't watch the full story.

Yes, I did.

No, someone from the village

that he's that, that those dogs

just told reporters,

A, that thing that's going viral is not true.

These are actually from our village

and that one isn't heat

and that's why they were all swarming it.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay, so the corgi,

the story that I fell for,

with the corgi we were feeding.

That's not true.

That's not true.

That's what's making up stuff

so that we could be a little better

about the state of the world.

Or is it all Chinese propaganda?

For what?

Chinese propaganda, man.

For what?

For what?

For dogs never make.

It's real.

What do you mean?

They're trying to get one over on punch?

Yeah.

Punch the monkey.

Punch the monkey.

Yeah.

It's like, okay, y'all gave it to Japan.

No, he didn't bring it over here.

Try to propaganda.

Well, let's do some of my own.

That's right.

Watch the day probably have stories

of dolphins from over here.

Right?

Oh!

Yeah, everybody watches different things

from like every country has a little difference.

I'm sticking with that.

Yeah, that's the truth.

Supposed to say that dogs are already heat

and their horns up.

All dogs follow other dogs when they're all.

I don't know, I never heard of that.

I mean, it stick was out.

The red rocket.

It's a beautiful girl.

The push-pop was out.

Oh!

So they were all trying to get a turn or what?

Yeah.

What?

At my German ship.

Even the corgi?

All the dogs.

That's it.

It's funny, because there's a big,

corgi key.

The corgi key.

Get out of your corgi.

Corgi is German shepherds.

You can even get up my leg.

All right.

Thanks, Greg.

I think.

Which dog went last?

What?

What do you want?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Creep.

I'm trying to list for them.

All right, check this out, homie.

Do you need a homie or need some help?

We need your help.

We need a line.

I mean, online.

We've got you for the homie helpline.

No.

Melissa hit us up because she's so stressed

about planning her baby shower.

She isn't being babyed or showered at all.

Especially by her mom.

Because she's not doing anything that she's asked for.

She's asked for sandwiches.

She's like, uh, that's a lot.

I don't know about that.

She's like, all right.

You can bring your friends if you make this sound.

She's all right.

I guess I'll make a couple of that.

Can I, uh, can you please make that one for us guys?

I'll make one.

I need to make one.

You figured out with one.

And she's, uh, she's upset about that

because she feels like she wants help.

Instead, uh, she's being asked for things.

Oh, when you're going to take me to eat.

Yeah.

When you're going to bring me food.

When you're going to do my nails.

I feel like that's mom's.

No, at least I'm not used to that.

No, I'm here mom asking me for things.

Not like that.

I know that I'll always have my mom support in that way.

Like my mom might not be the most affectionate person

and telling me I love you hugging me things like that.

And that's why I don't know how to do that.

But it's like, I know I can always count on my mom.

So hearing this and like, not get pregnant, let's find out.

Rachel, I know she will.

I know she will.

Yeah.

Melissa's asking that, uh,

we're saying that her mom isn't helping at all.

She's making it harder and she's asking,

would it be wrong for me to uninvite my mom and all her friends?

She's Louise.

Oh my God.

To what if you're wrong to uninvite my mom to my baby shower?

That's my stuff.

Yeah, that part's my stuff.

I get the friends.

Cut them.

But your mom will like, come on.

It seems like there are package deals.

She's standing on business like the whole girls.

Yeah, but then at that point, it's like now,

the mom's going to be choosy between her daughter and the friends.

And I'll tell you, I think she just needed a really good vent session

because the stuff she's posted is how her mom

helped for the bridal shower and her.

And that would just happen.

Like, Melissa, you just got married now like last year?

In October.

In October.

Like all of these things are very recent, right?

You getting married, the bridal shower,

all of that and your mom was there.

She didn't pay for anything.

No, she helped in her way.

In a way.

Yeah, okay.

In a way, I don't think that's a bad combination.

That's right.

Did she give you a way at your wedding?

Her and my dad from Mexico, he has flew out

and this was like his chance to like kind of make a relationship

and I let him.

And he's already back in Mexico, but yeah, I let her.

Incredible.

So when she gave you to her man, it's a figurative,

like to your man, it's figurative to like, yeah,

yeah, problem.

Yes, do yeah, yeah, your problem.

Yeah, your problem.

Now she's your problem.

I'm just her home girl.

We just do our nails together.

Yeah, but it's frustrating for Melissa

because Melissa is with child.

She wants her mom.

And she wants her mom.

She wants her mom.

I even texted her like a few days ago, like,

look mom, like, and because sometimes I,

so I speak to her in English since I was a little,

I, it's just the way it always was.

I speak to her in English, she, she talked to me in Spanish.

So sometimes when I'm texting, come like maybe

it's getting lost in translation and it comes off

and it's just respectful.

So I translated it in the nicest way

without being mean or anything,

just basically saying, mom, I'm stressed.

I need to worry about passing my test.

It's a two-part test.

So I passed the first one.

Please wait a second.

I need to pass the second one.

You're going through a lot of life changes.

Cheers.

Yeah.

And so I was like, I'm stressed about that.

I just need your help with the food.

If you can't do that, that's fine.

I'll figure it out another way.

And then she calls me.

And she's like,

Why are you looking at me like that?

I don't like that.

I don't like that.

I don't like that.

I don't like that.

Oh my god.

Like, I'm like, whoa, all I, all I, why is it wrong?

Like, I was just so shocked.

I'm like, what did I say?

Yeah.

I don't think that's what I want.

What do we have?

Talk to me like that.

And this is going to be the new normal baby girl.

Do you think I'm going well?

Well, well, well, well, well.

Hey, you need to give us her number.

We need to talk to lessen your number.

We'll pretend like we just want to know you think of your daughter

and then let her talk about where she loves you.

And then you can try.

Let's call her on three ways.

She's on.

She's at work.

She'll still answer.

She'll still answer.

I'm sure you'll work.

Literally, she literally has, like,

she's a preschool teacher.

So she can't leave school.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

She just won $10,000 for La Cura, South.

Yeah.

We'll call her during nap time.

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Melissa, why did your swagger make the baby shower?

So, when we were barely planning in,

then everything she did tell my man,

like, hey, I want to help, but I don't want to overstep.

Like, maybe because she thought, like, okay,

like, this is a baby,

maybe her mom does want to do it.

So maybe like, she didn't fully commit

because there was some thought of that my mom would step up.

But that never happened.

Have you ever thought, maybe, like, your mom thinks,

like, oh, you know, she's super on, you know,

her new family's, like, financially available.

Yeah.

She's going to get everything I could never give her.

Yeah, like, she's super on.

No, I think if my mom wanted to help, she could find,

even financially, if she wanted to, she could.

Not maybe not as much, but I don't know.

But I also don't think it's right to put the,

because at the end of the phone call,

when I told you that she called me,

saying, hey, what can we start talking about?

She's like, no, you don't have to do that.

Like, I'm like, well, actually,

somebody's helping me more than you.

Like, what do you mean?

Like, she said, she has all these standards and, like,

it says that she's, she holds herself on this pedestal,

but she doesn't show it either.

Like, how could you say, oh, you're the only one that's ever

going to help me?

No one's ever going to love me, like, my mom.

Did she ever tell you, did she ever tell you,

you'll know what I mean when you have kids?

Oh, all the time.

Yeah.

Are you having a girl by any chance?

Yeah.

Oh, I can't wait.

The saga continues.

I can't wait for your daughter just once,

freaking tamarind, though, I heard party and you're like,

I know.

You're going to tell, I had to figure it out.

Your grandma didn't help me.

Why you asking me?

My friends come.

Oh, don't you want your friends at her baby shower one day?

I mean, see, but...

What is it?

Melissa, what's your mom's name?

My mom?

Yeah.

Mariana.

Okay, because I think she's on the line.

Did someone tell her?

I wish that was her.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Hello.

Hola.

Oh, my God.

Mariana.

Are you the mom of...

Melissa?

Yeah, I'm the mother, but I can't do it because I'm in school.

Oh, oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Tu hija nos llamó.

Your daughter called us because...

Pienza que usted no le está ayudando como ella quiere.

You're not helping her the way that she feels like you should be.

She...

She's...

It's a baby.

It's a beautiful baby.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

She's been grateful.

She...

She's been grateful.

Does it...

No, she doesn't...

She doesn't have money.

Élísreque...

I don't have any money, or...

Nothing must stay...

Juan Gabriel?

It's like...

It's way...

It's way...

Who is this?

This is not...

Her mom.

Are you the mom or not?

She's...

What would you want to tell Melissa?

Hey, are you listening?

She's listening.

What's with her?

I don't want to hear her.

Just a little.

Why do I want to hear her?

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No.

Why?

Because I like the mother-in-law.

So you don't like the mother-in-law?

She always wants to pay everything.

She doesn't pay everything.

She just paid everything.

The money is not everything.

That's what she said.

Yeah.

And why don't you want to make the sandwiches and the soap?

Because I don't like the balls, and my daughter wants the funk.

I love balls, you see?

She says she doesn't like the type of sandwiches.

Oh, maybe make tortas.

OK, señora Mariana, señora Mariana.

This we're talking to Melissa's mom right now.

Ella está pensando decirte que no va

yes al baby shower.

Como te sientes de eso, how do you feel

that she doesn't?

She's thinking of un inviting you to the baby shower.

Oh, sí, cate, pues, si, no me invito.

Yo no le voy a cuidar la niña.

Nunca me lo voy a cuidar la niña.

So if she doesn't invite you, OK, you're

never going to babysit the kids.

Never, not ever.

Cuando mando la caliente, yo, oh my god, oh my god.

No, she's a hot and bothered.

But she's a hot and bothered.

Don't look at her.

OK, pero no más quiere estar contigo en tiempo.

She just wants to spend time with you.

Oh, you want to do something for me?

Oh, you want to be with your friends?

Yo me las slowing solas.

Mother, the son has倒.

I want to see we're going to go to get her response.

Would you like to tell your daughter?

She just wants to hear you now.

Moms.

Oh, hi, that's right.

Yeah, that's good.

That's good.

And we love soup on and don't take Melissa, Melissa.

Your mom sounds so sweet.

Melissa has Melissa.

Oh, come on.

What?

Let her feel messy.

What?

Let her be a part of these.

We're on her side now.

Do you hear how sweet she sounds?

So sweet, it's not my mama.

Yeah, it is.

Well, you can't tell because you're a caliente right now.

My mama don't even like to cook.

Oh, that's what gives me a lot of fun.

So then why do you make her do sandwiches?

Exactly cooking and making sandwiches.

That's the same thing.

You have her do the thing she likes, Melissa.

Like if she likes decorating, have her.

Babe, she likes posting pictures so much.

Have her be the photographer.

Like have her do things that she likes to do.

Let her get in where she fits in.

Yeah.

No, I think I think just giving her like distancing,

either myself letting her like really being.

No, no.

No, wait.

Wait, what does she think of that?

Press my feelings just like in that text message.

If I express my feelings, that's me being Rosera.

Yeah.

Like, I don't know that.

I want to ask her.

Senora Mariana, she said that she doesn't want,

now she wants no relationship with you.

And maybe you'll learn.

Distance.

Senora Mariana.

Distance, I see.

Oh my gosh.

I see it.

It's a caliente.

She's talking about it.

Yeah.

And she's like, oh, all of a sudden,

she doesn't want a relationship with me.

Crazy.

Oh my god.

Crazy.

My mom's on set.

She's on set.

Mariana, is that sad?

Are you sad?

I'm so happy.

She says she's not even her mom.

Oh, yeah, you're in danger, you're in danger.

I wasn't as keen to me, at least I was going to die.

Jaden, you can't move, how long will you do that?

Oh my god.

Melissa, Melissa, that's so messed up.

She's calling during that time, Melissa.

Oh my god.

Can you just forgive her already?

She's crying.

She's crying.

Oh my god.

Forgive her.

OK.

OK.

Yeah.

Tell me how to Mariana.

Yeah, just think.

She said it's OK.

She said you can go to the baby shower.

OK.

She said it's OK.

I said it's OK.

The way I forgot all of these was talking to you.

No, no, no, no.

Don't catch a case.

Don't catch a case.

All right.

Oh my god.

My stomach aches.

Right.

Hey, where's Concrete?

Hey, Concrete, you went to the restroom.

You just missed everything.

Missed everything?

Yeah.

Mariana, the mom of Melissa calls.

No way.

Right.

Bro, she was crying.

Crying.

She's crying.

Oh my god.

She's crying.

She's pretty good.

Yeah.

She's got that.

Yeah, she's very good.

She's smacked a preschool.

Yeah, she's got that.

Listen, this is B-Real from Cyprus Hill.

Where are you from, Essa?

Don't you know I'm local?

All right.

This is actually crazy.

You know how there's animal stories all over the world.

You got punch over there in that one zoo.

You got the dogs that weren't really the dogs on the highway

and trying all of that.

And us over here, we got the black bear

that got euthanized, unfortunately, a couple of weeks ago.

What?

Yes, it was in the area of,

was it on Hambler area or Acadia area?

In the desert, Acadia.

Yes, Monrovia.

Oh, wow.

All that new area.

Something in all the ADS.

All the ADS.

Yes, it was up over there and it had swiped

at a woman walking her dog.

Because that was the second time they reported

that this bear had quote unquote attacked

or seemed very violent towards a human.

They euthanized the bear against the wishes of the neighbors

who grew up with that bear kind of in their pools

and all of that and city officials, right?

However, that bear was a mama bear

and it had two orphaned cubs, right?

The orphaned cubs had since been moved

to San Diego Humane Society's Ramona Wildlife Center.

And there's a picture going viral

because of the way that the workers look handling the cubs.

The workers have...

Not dressed as a bear.

Bear so much.

Oh my gosh.

Brown back morning's 106 on Instagram.

That's ridiculous.

So you could see it yourself.

There's a...

So they removed the mama from this planet

and then they dressed up as the mama for these cubs.

This is like the beginnings of a movie.

I'm not gonna lie.

And their plans is to release the cubs

back in the same area that the mama was.

But it's like, why?

If they already know, y'all probably get a dams

or something happened when they're older.

Yeah.

This is almost the exact plot of the movie hoppers

that just came out, Disney movie.

And because they pretty much...

It's humans that pose as animals.

Okay, but no mama was taken.

I saw Hopper's great movie.

No, not the mama.

Like just the animals,

like the humans posing as animals.

No, it's like Avatar.

It's a little like that too.

Yeah, it's like combo.

But like it's weird.

Like it's like, it's very...

I don't like it.

Yeah, of course.

The cubs are gonna stay in this rehab for several months.

Okay.

They're gonna be taught survival behaviors.

Kind of like their mama's trying to show them.

Yup.

And then they want to be released back to...

They want to release them back into the wild.

Insane.

That's so tough.

Yeah.

The killers are raising the kids.

Think about that.

Oh my God.

Think about that.

You're right.

No, you're right.

Yeah.

But they could have totally just gotten the mama bear

and the little babies.

And then the same thing that they're doing

and move them to San Diego wherever they're at,

it kept them there.

No, I know.

But this is...

I just...

These are the ones that we love most.

You have to go look at the photo.

Brown bag morning is one of those six-time Instagrams.

That's like a whole like...

Adopt.

It's a whole bear.

It's a bear-faced bear suit.

I do that.

And you think the animals are gonna be like,

Oh yeah.

Hi, mom.

Of course.

No.

It's like you're a furry girl.

I think it's her nails done.

I let my hair down.

And booboo think some...

My mom.

What?

Your kids think your mom?

With your hair down?

No.

We're not gonna do that.

You can't replace someone's mom.

Okay?

All right.

Stomach monmo.

Stomach monmo.

Stomach monmo.

Say what you want about like Kim.

She's doing something really nice.

Kill?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know how she's in the show.

Corning action.

She's in the show All's Fair.

You know the show?

Where she's like a lawyer.

Oh.

It's the one that everybody watches all the time.

The number one TV show.

Can't get my eyes off of it.

I'm not saying that.

See how mean you are?

I'm just saying the show that she plays a lawyer.

I'm just saying the show that she plays a lawyer.

And she's behind the tailors in that.

Yes.

And she's known for in the show for wearing some

risque lawyer outfit.

Huh.

Yeah.

Why is she doing that?

Check this photo out.

We got a photo.

She can get anybody off with that.

So on Instagram.

Case one.

Case one.

All right.

Explain it, guys.

Explain the outfit.

Okay.

Well, this makes sense why I don't watch it.

Because who wants to watch that kind of?

Explain the outfit for you.

I want a lawyer that's going to be dressed appropriately.

Okay.

Okay.

And that would a G-string hanging out.

Honestly.

Can you explain this outfit for people that can't see it?

That lawyer's ass.

Can you explain professional?

Yeah.

That outfit could get anybody off.

Okay.

What kind of outfit?

Explain the outfit, describe it.

Okay.

So she's wearing what would be a pencil skirt.

Uh-huh.

And it does not fit her behind her backside.

That's right.

And so I would say the top layer of a G-string is.

Popping out.

Very visible.

Yes.

Okay.

She seems like she's in contempt of court.

Yes.

Okay.

Well, I believe the whole gist of that show is it's different.

Women that represent other women.

And a lot of it is going, uh, divorced stuff.

Okay.

Settlement stuff.

I mean, I object.

A Heary Rex.

I object.

Oh.

She's one of the women in this corner.

She's like a hard-hitting lawyer, all of that.

And she dresses up very provocatively, right?

So now she's putting these outfits from this TV show up for auction.

And in real life, she's going to use all the funds from that to fund free legal services for women across Los Angeles.

Oh, that's nice.

See?

That's very nice.

So someone is going to get that skirt that you said that was on Kim K's body that gave her a wedgie.

Yeah.

So much of her G-strings popping out.

And it will fund a woman that may need it.

It's going to, it's going to fall into the hands of a creep.

Let's be honest.

It does don't all things.

They're going to sniff it.

No.

How much would you pay for that, buddy?

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

$100.

Not it.

It's fresh, it's on.

Right?

It's fresh.

But don't let her sit down in one of these seats.

Vic will be the one to sniff it.

What?

What?

That's a different show.

That's a whole different show.

You've done that.

Vic will kill a baby seal for it.

Vic has drank out of someone's water bottle.

I thought it was mine.

I thought it was my water bottle.

I thought it was my water bottle.

I thought it was my water bottle.

I thought it was my water bottle.

I thought it was my water bottle.

No, it wasn't.

You got sweet backwash?

I, I accident it.

I accident it.

How did it taste?

It was Carties.

It was Carties.

It was Carties.

And I think he did something with Camila Cabello.

I spiced that down and he was like, oh, this chair?

I wasn't even here for I spiced.

I know.

I feel the same.

I feel the same.

When you came back, you were like, how are you going to tell me

for something I wasn't even here for.

Yeah.

Tell me right now.

I know.

Tell me for something I wasn't even here for.

Tell me Roger Rabbit.

So, yes, you're right.

It will land in the hands of a cream.

I would do a thing.

I would ask I would ask.

Deal big.

Yeah.

Come on, what an asshole!

To all help me.

I don't know what I'm doing.

My leg is not hurting.

Come on, non.

I am not hurting.

Thank you C statutory,

ieli, you're like I'm big.

I am not.

Deal big mummy.

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