03/31/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🐻 LA Bear Madness & 😬 Pageant Chaos

Highlights a brown bag

This is be real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, is it? Don't you know I'm local

I don't know if this is a new fetish in California, but it's gone too far. First of all the vets

That are taking care of the two baby bears whose mother bear was youth and eyesed over in the Monrovia area

They're dressed up as bears to help the to pretend that they're the mama bear for these cubs that have now been found motherless

Yeah, that's number one number two over in Lake Arrowhead. There's a big fraud case a scam that happened where fork people

Oh, they happen to be the Armenian homies

Rubin Tamrazian

Shirkinian and Vahe Muraddaq Hanyan and

And Alfia Zuckerman

All from the Glendale and Valley Village area. They went to Lake Arrowhead

They got into their homies Rolls Royce while wearing a

bear suit to then collect

$141,000 from insurance companies saying that the car was vandalized by a bear

Sent the video to the insurance company claiming a real bear damage their car

And now they have been arrested authorities even rating their homes and finding the bear costume

I was just smoking the cigarette the bear attacked me

brother

How did you fight it off

With your bear hands with my Armani shoes that

They got the bread

Crazy it's because they wore a light brown costume in a state where only black bears exist

Dog

Brotster

Biologists were brought in to the view of the footage of this bear fraud case

So that's what gave him away not the fact that it was actually Armenians in disguise. They didn't know well

They didn't know

If you get on the car

You get on the car might think a bear messed up my car. Yeah, just a very hairy man. They did it to a Rolls Royce ghost

80s g63 AMG

Sadies e350 broke the re bear attacks

That's the only like luxury cars

The bear drove off on the BMW

I'm going to jack the comedian

I wasn't an arm in this time so big up to Ruben

Tamrazian Ararat Sherekinian

Oh

I didn't want to believe it was true what they said about Glendale because I'm from there. Bro a little fraudster

Cheesemation with Angie you guys forget a four-leaf clover because Chris Jenner Kim Kardashian's mom is now a good look turn

Yeah, apparently she's the viral good luck charm in China for Gen Z

So people are actually like they're actually they're on their social media and they're swapping her face or their profile picture to her face and then

Based off whatever career they are they're putting Chris Jenner in different like

Different careers. It'll be like lawyer Chris teacher Chris doctor Chris things like that which face her face Chris Jenner's face

The one that she just got you guys a good face. So they're swapping her their profile pictures for her face to attract wealth good luck career success and confidence

And I swear people are swearing by it. They're saying like oh my god

I just swapped my profile picture and I swear I feel more confident

Come to there right now, you know, they're super favorite to your laptop

You know, so right now it's probably like a mountain or a beach people over there putting it to Chris Jenner. That's cool

Yeah, yeah, the Chinese are superstitious man. Yeah

But yeah, we end up following through bro. We have fortune cookies. We have like little budas. We have a little cat that says hi

Yeah, it's gonna be over here soon. What probably but apparently this trend started because Chris Jenner is quote-unquote one of the hardest working business woman in the US and

Chinese people really respect hard work. I'm gonna put concrete as my profile picture

He's a hardworking man

A lot of viruses

Make sure that firewall

That's it for transmission brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm proud of one of those things

Okay, so Cardi B. She's currently on her world tour

Mm-hmm. She's growths tour and she's killing it right now one of the songs that she plays is called enough

Yeah

Yeah, but she's taking it with a cool wig and nice outfit vibes, right? Yes, well

She just got sued by a Texas duo. Let me get their name right because

They're lost who got dismissed never really bad for them and at least we can give them some kind of shine

Let's get their name right. Yeah, let's give them some kind of shine on these airways because they're lost to for their own song

Did not go through it got dismissed. Let's see their names are Joshua Frousteau and

Miguel Aguilar known as chemical 956. What all right? They have a song that sounds similar to Cardi's listen to it

The beginning of the song okay

Already

Yeah, they're from Texas. Okay. No, how did this good?

The influence is crazy, right? Okay, so they sued saying you guys used our song from 2021 without permission

Only thing is the judges like you fail to prove why I should be

Seeing it in Texas like you need to put like I filmed this song here or like I produced it here

Or they dropped the song here or whatever, but the judge also said by the way

Even if I didn't dismiss it because you guys fail to prove why a Texas court should be seeing it

You guys didn't copy right the song. Oh guys. Oh my God rappers producers musicians. Please do the like business side

Because you might have had a case because that beat does sound similar

Yeah, all that it can but all that means is that they use the same plugins

Yeah, you know what I'm saying like it's not that much of a like it's not like

Cardi B was influenced by them

But yeah, who wouldn't be influenced by them. Oh, wow. I'm so influenced

Isn't that pretty easy

You know, they do have like certain melodies until a certain beat count

Like they're all gonna sound the same. Yeah, so like you can submit it. Yeah, you can submit it. Okay, so this is enough by

Yeah, and then this is

I can see where it sounds really so hard. Yeah, that's why. Yeah

Yeah, that part but not

Exactly

There's something is called greasy fry bread

I did get dismissed the judge said you look you guys did not I can't do a copyright infringement on something that

Isn't registered copyright, so

Brothers brothers, please do your business side of the music. Yeah, not just create make sure your stuff is in order, you know

Next song that we draw it was gonna sound like

The petty police

I'm being petty petty girl

So we all remember the notorious B.I.G. And we know that he passed away

It on March 9th

1997 out here in Los Angeles at

The outside of a vibe magazine party celebrating the Soul Train music awards that happened that weekend

But we didn't know that he spent that night

Apologizing for being petty to who to the members of a classic R&B group escape

This is also the group that tiny Harris T.I's wife is a part of his little his little escape for you

Oh, they killing it man. I love me some escape, but biggie didn't biggie has a song called dreams

Where in it he talks about all of the R&B girls that he would like to

Right and in it he says he would rather

How should I say this in these words? He would rather sleep with

RuPaul, which is a very famous

Trans person, then sleep with the members of escape listen

That was mean that was mean and very unnecessary

Now years later

Candy from escape and a tiny Harris talk about how the night biggie passed away

He actually took a moment out of that vibe party to search them out and apologize to them for that specific line check this out

You know obviously the world heard the song the girls

They are worth forgiving then I and I feel bad to this day because each the day that he passed away

We were at that party and biggie will apologize. Yeah, I wouldn't go over there

And I was just like I'm gonna see what you tell my name, you know, he was bare nice. He was bare apologetic

And he basically said I you know, I don't know what I was thinking

You know, I just you know what to say

You know

And so I went back and I told him I told what he said and he ended up passing like probably

30 minutes after he apologized he passed away out here in LA so wild story don't apologize

No, that's not why he passed away. You're dumb. He's no no

No, it's a bad old man. Don't don't apologize. No, they probably felt like we got that conversation

Because how they had the beef while and he passed away kind of puts them in a weird situation already

So yeah, to know that the night he ended up passing away

He used it to apologize for those really mean words. Yeah, I feel bad for tying two because she's been getting this for generations

Oh, yeah, it's like coming at her people got to stop talking about her at this point

Okay, so so we will

If you're thinking to yourself right now, do I want to be a content creator?

Do I want to make videos?

Do I want to put my face out there for everybody to see this is your sign to do it all right?

Yes, well, let us with attitude on Instagram. They're going viral

Yep, he's playing the guitar and he decided he wants to cover DJ quicks pitching on a party and it sounds like this

She's that survives that's all they they do a lot of covers. Yes, they've done Kendrick covers pot covers

Yes, they're incredible and this one was to promote the Metro L.A. the the line

Oh, okay, the deer which one the I don't I didn't say what line it is

But they're just like walking around the Metro. They're gonna come in in front of the sign and anything

So it's really really nice and it's really good tribute it even got into the hands of DJ quick

Okay, he commented on their video. He said I'm effing honored

Oh, and it doesn't even end there. He decided he's gonna have them open up at their Arizona show

Hey, April 11. Oh, yeah

They posted to their stories literally yesterday last night. Yeah, that they're opening up for DJ quicks

Yeah, I'm saying you never know who's watching minus what post that video do it

Do it video you didn't want to know yeah, I did a mix. I did a country girl shake it for me

Country girl shake it. Yeah, it's a great girl for me. Yeah, so it's a very

Banger and I did it with salt shaker

Oh, you did a country mash up nice and went around pretty good

I didn't think the video didn't go viral. It was like when did you do it? I'm gonna say about a

Year and three months

Okay, you know what yeah, wow, so that didn't that video and then last night I also got a DM who from a popular bar in Newport Beach

That they want me to be in charge like their country hip-hop night. Oh, wow. I know what this is

It's a new porch gangsters that you talk about yesterday

Oh, yeah, yeah, bro. That this really happens. Yeah, reportedly allegedly

He 40 did it's a biggie to try to get him out here. Yeah, something can happen

What didn't take the biggie didn't take the the booking don't do it. Damn. I didn't think about it that way

Yeah, I really try to bang on me. Yeah, I said up. All right. This is this is a bit of

Oh

Yeah, don't go to set up. It's a set

Yeah, they want to do like a hip-hop country night. That's a random random. They're gonna have you check it

That's cool. That's cool. It'll work out for you

All right, check this out homie. You need a homie or need some help

We need a line. I mean online. We got you for the homie helpline

Leicester needs our help Leicester hit us up because he's getting married in

2027 but before that he has something more important to worry about

His bachelor party. Yeah, he's going to Colombia with his buddies for his bachelor party and but he's recently considered

Maybe canceling it also he doesn't know how to tell his fiance

So he called us up with a bunch of problems and hopes that we can fix it for him

Yeah, pretty much you want to see what Colombia is about what the beautiful city has to offer which you're asking him

What he's gonna do out there and he says just you know see what

Sorry his girl don't know and he wants to know how he should tell his girl. Yeah, right on the same page

Yes, his question keeps changing. He wants to know how he could help his girl tell his girl

He's going to Colombia so far as she knows is that it might be somewhere where he might need a passport

But that could be TJ that could be I don't know

Anyway, yeah, you pass for now period. Yeah, yeah, I'm seeing your passport everywhere. Okay, 16 rooms

King size, okay, do we got it? Do we get it right over there Leicester?

Yeah, yeah, I'm still here. I'm so here perfect and there's no way shape or form you would cancel Colombia

Not only wet we would cancel if it's dangerous like what we're seeing on

It's very dangerous, but you can fall in love immediately

Not worried about that. I'm a faithful dude, man. I'm just there for the homies

It's your bachelor party not the homies bachelor party. Don't what do you want to do?

This is the last time I get any chance to travel with the homies and man

We just we just want to have a good time. Oh, it's not you're not gonna

What do you want to do when you get married to Cala toll?

I travel my homies and I travel my wife. No, so come on. I'll come

Nothing because you get married

Yeah, but I mean just with the guy friends. I don't I don't see that. I see this being the last this the last

The last rodeo

I'm just I'm just saying like as a big guy group because all my guys all my friends get married too, so yeah, you know, oh my

Concrete still goes I want a big guy group, bro

Trying to be like him when I go up

Okay, so you said you only canceled if you find out is

Dangerous yet you've seen that it's dangerous and you have a canceled because you've seen the news, right?

You told us about things that you saw the news all the saw the air plane dude the

The flight attendant how they found them dead out there, and I'm just like, oh man. I'm a dad. No

I know

You just said the only way I would cancel is if I see it dangerous out there and you just saw something dangerous

Yeah, yeah, you're not canceling much worse than that. He hasn't

An apocalypse

Don't ask how it is out there. You're not going to take the advice. Well, you guys got a good point. It's dangerous everywhere

You just want to go

Truth is that you're not getting canceled. Oh no, girls

I don't know like

I just want to any advice on how to tell my girl exactly because you are going because you are going because you are going

Right, what if your girl tells you to cancel it? Oh

and

I guess there'll be six free rooms out there for for for brown bad guys, so

Wait, is it not what

Because people have been flaking. No, thank you, my name is dangerous out there. Where was I left the five do that left plus me see you five plus six a six

So five plus six is 11

I hope you got something there now

KPW RFM HD one Los Angeles is part one of six at least I'm one for hip hop one of the as good morning to you

Let's go to Asia in Norwalk. Asia. Talk to us Asia. What would you tell Lester? Hi, hi, how you guys doing?

She wants he wants to know how he can tell his a fiance that he's going to Columbia with his boys

Okay, okay, you ready for this? Yeah, I

Think he should just be straight up like he's he's gonna get married to her

You know what I mean? So it's just bite the bull and tell her straight up like don't be around the bush. Why wait, you know?

And you gotta put that

Exactly what I'm saying

Tell her you said she's chill you said she's not jealous. She's a cool girl. Then tell her. What's the problem?

You're not going for nothing more than just the homies

Yeah, right and the scenic views and the Esca bar and you know the Esca bar

Tour the Esca bar bar. You know what I'm saying. Okay. Well

Miguel and Echo Park. What what do you say bro? What should Lester do me? Yeah

Hey, don't tell her bro. Don't tell her don't tell her why I mean

What did you run out of freaking the prison that Pablo Esco bar bill? Is that where he's gonna stay with his homies and stuff this place is huge everybody nice

That was gonna go see las carinhosas. We are no

Las carinhosas

Yeah

Just to put in in the easiest ladies of the night. Yeah, they're nice women. I had a homie who goes up there frequently. How many are you passport boy?

Nah, he's a homie. He's he's a

He doesn't have the best of luck out here with women

And over there for the right price for a passport

Crazy and it's crazy because you have a wife out here, but he goes out well then why does he need luck with women out here?

It's just so tough dating while you're married

The dating pool is so small

These tricks don't do with his wife. They do a subtle a pig. You know, you know

And if he lay on the bed you lay on the bed like a star and then like she jumps from the freaking weblay onto you

Body clam or something

Salto de what?

Let's do don't tell your girl you're going out there because you might come back with a blister

You know

How do you say how do you know this make sure you don't get with a mister out there?

That's I mean it

You could get a pen of sin in that any pharmacy, so you'll be straight, but

But yeah, but yeah, he can't tell his girl because everybody knows what people go out there for like come on

I'm not going out there for you're not gonna go out there to see the freaking hippos Pablo Escobar

Oh, he didn't fool you either. Oh, that's crazy

That was just us that didn't buy what you say. Hey, Leicester

Sick man, you want to come back with a blister? No, that's nannesty

Maybe my friends maybe my friends

I don't know I don't know the homies. There's like three-dotter single. They could they could

Single, but there's the other room

It makes no sense nothing's adding up here

You know, what's your girl's name?

I

Know she has she has family out there in LA, so we're keeping that

We're making it seem like you girls are only growing that name dog. Yeah

If I'm

It's a it's a rare name. It's a rare name. Okay, so chill your man. I'm a lester

Let us let's be the judge of the rarity of this name. Yeah. Yeah, we have rare names. What's what's her name? What is our width?

I do like the first callers just be honest and just tell us right up. I think let me tell you

I literally said that just tell her if she's chill just tell her

Yeah, I'm gonna have to do that this weekend for sure

That she works from home and she's she's busy on the phone so I can't bug her right now

Yeah, it's not a good time. No, it is a perfect time. Okay. All right. Well, we helped him

Now what's going on

She's mason with Angie. There she is. There I am you guys know for real for real the ladies in Thailand are going viral for the wrong reasons

What are you thinking about what do you mean like like what ladies so lady boys are ladies ladies ladies ladies

So there's a beauty patch and call miss grand Thailand and that's boring. No

It's actually really funny because there's like two girls that have really went viral the first one her name is

I'm gonna butcher it. I'm so sorry. Come on. Chonago, right?

There's a lot of butchering going on

Sorry, no, okay, so there this is a beauty patch in yes, and so she walks up on stage

She's she's looking pretty right and mid-sense is that she's doing her introduction her teeth fall off and you can look

So if you hear it like her voice her's cracking a little bit because that's when she's talking and her her veneers just fell off

She had like not the straightest teeth so she had like veneers

Oh

That sounds like a thing you say

This is live TV so it's not like they can edit it so like as her teeth fell off like she turns around and she tries to put them back on

But later on she did come back on stage and she tried to play it off because she comes out without her veneers like with her

And she puts them on as she's talking

That's her introduction

Play it again

Okay

You're gonna get turned on and you're gonna get turned on by this girl

She actually got a

We're in fire for her dancing moves. Her name is Dera Thorne. You thought so she comes up and then they pass you her right because

They're doing like they're all in bikinis and they pass you all the girls with this

The girls are dancing all cutesy but this girl the break dancer

It looks like she's about to bust out and bring me

But then she goes up on stage and she's doing her solo right

Tell me why let the she's walking and then midwalk she jumps and like does the flight kick and she starts clapping cheeks

What is that the actual audio?

No, no, but again, that's from Columbia. Play it again

I

Won't be quiet play it again

Mornings one oh six on Instagram and this is exactly what all the ladies in Thailand are going by right now

Now you guys anyone to one of this page is there is there a winner there is a winner, but neither the winner

Okay, so you have to give context to that

Now it's because in Thailand is that lady boy very know to have a lady boy. What is that lady boy? It's a lady

That is a boy

These are that lady

Okay, we got you one more time

Which one you know

All right, I didn't do that. That's her audio

It's no secret the economy is economy

Yes, and life is tough out here if you trying to go outside like on the weekend on a weekday

It just hurts it hurts your wallet

What's up? I spent 11 dollars on a soda and a water the other day

11 dollars

And you spent it like you had to I got to the register. I was like

Turn away now imagine going like on a date and trying to figure it out

You know you're the one that's dating but for all of us over here me vick angie and con we still out there like what are significant others

You trying to make it happen, right?

L.A. Times has put together a list of 75 things you could do in Los Angeles

It's a pretty good list. I want to read off some of them to you

That will be more cost effective and even free to do out here if you're trying to figure it out

I want to start with the free ones because I really do think like we do not take advantage of these

Griffith observatory. Yeah, it's still free to get in. Oh

Yeah, you do not pay and they have really cool things in there

I think you got to pay. I should have go into the show. Mm-hmm. That is really nice. It's like the

It looks like what's that car that has all the twinkly lights the rose Royce. Yeah, looks like a rose Royce like

Super vibes the getting museum it

Excuse me the getting museum is also free to go into so that in itself good take a breath walk inside

The getting museum is free to go into but if you want to go to the actual museum parts yet to pay

No, it says you just pay for parking

The getting museum is free

No, last time we went they were like no, you would you go with your life? My ex

From that's why we went just really wanted to go. Yeah, and then so we went we're like oh cool

It's free, but then when we got there like oh no, if you want to go into this one yet to pay this much

Okay, did you pay for it now? No, you didn't

Well, first of all all those places they have weird hours. They close it like 2 p.m. Oh, yeah, it's rich people hours

California Science Center is free. Oh

I remember going to the

As a kid

Also, what's towers

Outside yeah, they charge you a little bit more for like a tour, but it's free to go check out what's towers?

I didn't know that

I'm ready to have you ever been to what's towers you're from what?

Yeah, we used to go all the time after school

What would you do? Yeah, what do you do? What do you do there?

A lot of activities that we polish and have been doing as high schoolers like what like what like what

It was high school. Yeah, that was 20 years ago. Yeah, you're about when

There's stuff like

That's mint drinking tea. You're about my taste

A lot of mari and then whana here were mortas

That's it girls at the towers. Yes, he was

Yeah, you were doing girls. Okay, what about now would you go to the lights towers?

Recommended as something free to do. It's really nice to see like actually like see somebody's art like somebody to time to actually create because it was it was trash

And you know in the beginning and he welded the pieces made it into the watch towers

So it's kind of interesting. I can see that see let's cool. It was trash you guys

I'm gonna be going right now

It's just things to do. It's really tough for people to find things to do out here

Grants out to market. It's free to walk through the food cost, but yeah

Enjoy it. You could look at the views taco sign like wow. I want to

To oh yeah, it's beautiful. It's beautiful and a lot of different cultures because they have different food shops

Yeah, it's really really tight a really cool. Honestly, if you've been to like a

like a

Sovereign with us or like a market in Mexico. Mm-hmm where there's a bunch of them together

It looks like that and some parts of it

Yeah, they have a lot of Mexican shops that have like the candy laid out the fruit laid out

Just like they do in Mexico. Yeah, I've only been to like perched next to it. That's like a nice

Also the okay, this isn't free, but it is cost effective if you go to Echo Park and you go to Swan Lake

It's not too crazy. It's about 750 for kids and 13 dollars for adults to go on the little boat

Yeah, it might be some bodies in the water, but no, that's not true

They don't happen in the 90s because that won't be a crazy life

Yeah, but leave that alone all right or you can just stay at home

Yeah, you can do push-up with all that you just said I rather just stay at home

Oh, Echo Park. Oh my god

I'm like a crush broken. It doesn't even matter about all that gas is $12 a gallon. So that's gonna drive to get there

How free is it?

What's one more good one? I'm just trying to help you guys out. No, it's cheap money. You got damn business at home dog

What's one more good one? I was in a cup of noodles. Okay. I do like this one the panorama

Drive-through you can go there. I'm sorry. No paramount paramount. Yeah, I go the whole time drive through the paramount drive through

Yes, yeah, yeah, they're driving it. Yeah, yes, it's a driving movie theater

And it's on roll screens. Yes, and it's very cost effective. It's a little bit for like less than 10 bucks

You can take your own food too and you wonder if I go up the windows easy. Yeah

You know what I thought you said

I've never been in a drive in my husband and that'd be great. Yeah, I take my truck

I park my truck backwards get my own food put it back there. Oh, yeah, it's cool. No, I take dates, but yeah

Take a chair to take a little radio

Yeah, it looks very it's unfair. Yeah, yeah, Gregg enjoys the movie. I don't know if she does, but yeah

What what oh

What was it had just you just did

So the camera do it again

They don't do those movies there

And just what does your wife tell you when you get home? He's like wow

Is that what you do at home? Yeah, the hand gesture was all like that was what does your girl tell you

Come on. Do you have to do that? Do you really have to do that?

You really have to say that my contract

Yes, I got to bring the vibes

The hand gesture

Just had to be a rewarding big big basically made the hand gesture that he would get it

Got a seat in the truck eats

Yeah, he did that Greg was that Greg was and how was it going?

It looked like a dribbling

dribbling in your car. Yeah, so

Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, here's here

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