1006. Andy & DJ CTI: World War 3, Bill And Hillary Clinton Deposition Videos & Jim Carrey Interview
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REAL AF with Andy Frisella — 1006. Andy & DJ CTI: World War 3, Bill And Hillary Clinton Deposition Videos & Jim Carrey Interview. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
What is up guys it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest sake of out-of-the-lives, the thickness and delusions of modern society and welcome the motherfucking reality guys today. Andy and DJ cruise about the fucking internet live. That's what we're going to do. We just get right to it. Okay. Yeah, we've got lots to talk about. We do have a lot to talk about. Forget to share the show. All right, you guys go out there and you listen to all these other nuggets. That's my new code word for them. Yeah, okay. For them. All these little nuggets. All those nuggets. The nuggets. You listen to all these other nuggets and maybe you're running ads on your show. Oh man. You're my full of bullshit.
We can't. We don't like them nuggets. Oh shit. All right. We ain't like them other nuggets. That's right. Yeah, that's right. That's right. We're gonna go treat you like your mother. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. All right, so don't be a hoe. Share the show. Guys, you guys share all these shows and do all this shit for these dudes. is just in here raking in the cash. That's right. We already got the cash. That's right. So we're going to tell the truth. That's right. Unbiased. That's right. What? Hmm? What? I'm the unk. Dude, that's a status, bro. I know. Like that. That's good. Anything they call me is a status. Yeah. Oh, dude. They can just call me the bad names, and they become cool, automatically. That's true. That's true. There we go, man. Hell yeah, guys. There's a lot to cover, bro. I wanted to start with something, though. I felt like this was appropriate. Let's, you know, they ain't a pass.
What? They're nuggets. Chicken nuggets. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, it's fine. I mean, a pass for that. DJ Nuggin out. Ha ha ha ha. Hashtag Nuggin, all right. Oh, shit. I mean, you know, in the, in the spirit of the show. Yeah. Yeah. Let's, let's check in with the, the modern day slavery going on. Or as I like to call it, the NFL scouting combine, 2026. All right. Ha ha ha ha. Is this like the show? Oh, yeah, man. This is like what we got. That's what we got. There you got. Oh, you rich white people. Here's what we got today. I'll take five million. A lot. Hey. That motherfucker is really fast. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. If you ask Kaplardick, that's what he said. That's what he said. Yeah. Take your money. Oh, he gonna take it. Oh, he gonna take it. A five million dollars on lot eight. Yeah.
All right. That's a fast one. Ha ha ha ha. It's been a while, guys. Yeah. You know, it's been a while. We've been off, bro. Yeah. You know, we got come back with some heat. Yeah. No, but dude, you've been sharing. Yeah. You know, you've been sharing with me some, some, some, some, like old school NFL days. Yeah. And we're talking about how these dudes that are running these impressive forties. Yeah. Or the first person to run impressive forties. Yeah. Well, I mean, and to be fair, though, right? I don't know if they had stop clocks back then. We're like, how we did it by the sun. Yeah. Oh, shit. We just sundial. Yeah. Coming up is a fellow named Bo Jackson. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's right. No, I do the NFL combines been rolling, bro. And I will say this. It is, it is pretty impressive. It is pretty impressive. So far for this year, the fastest 40 time goes to a Brennan Thompson out of Mississippi State.
We run a four to six, you know, why receiver? Got some, got a few Missouri boys up in the tree, though. Tory pride out of Missouri. Also in a four, three fastest time for the cornerbacks and BBs, I believe. So far. But there's some good people around you. There's some good, some good prospects running. Even the big guys, bro. It's crazy how like. These guys. This is like the best times, right? Yeah. Four to three. For this. Yeah. And then like you go down to Wally's. And you talk to the dudes pumping gas and they all ran four threes, too. That's right. You know, back Monday. Yeah. What is that? Yeah. Bullshit. Yeah. That is. Is that what that is? But dude, these, uh, these dudes are crushing it, man. Now, obviously, I'm a big guy. We're big guys, right? What's the most important piece here? It's got to go to the bench press, right? These guys are moving some weight. They're moving some weight. The big boys came in strong. David Gus, out of Kentucky, 37 reps on 225. Yep. Yeah. Yeah.
No. They have him as a candidate for the bottom of the roster or the practice squad. Could be six to 300 pounds. But, um, I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to do that. Bored to 300 pounds. But, um, I didn't want to look. Like, who, what is the record? I guess, all-time record for a bench in the NFL combine. And it goes back to 2011 and was Good. 42 reps. 40 and 9 reps. That's insane. It's pretty good. That's insane. Like, do that that's insane. Yeah. That's insane. But yeah, I, you know, like I said, You know, like I said, you've been sharing some football videos and stuff and You sent me this one in particular. I felt like we should share with the chat. Okay share with share with the class Yeah, right Brian Dawking Mike Duck
Praise Lord, I gave the sack because the praise god I'm doing both Oh I'm down with D. Oh Everybody turns your neighbor say neighbor I'm hit fat niggas say neighbor You know that's not a real voiceover Did you see the one I sent you of John Lynch? No, uh, which oh, yeah, I was well a copyright music a good boy Oh, man, there's some impressive stuff out there though. Yeah, Dawkins was a beast But John Lynch was on a different level. Yeah, the football was just different back there. There was a dude named Chuck Cecil Chuck Cecil who used to play for the Arizona Cardinals. He sounds terrifying I think he's a coach now. This dude got like kicked out of the fucking league because he would like knock people out Yeah Yeah, he he lead with the crown of his helmet and just knock mother fuckers Chuck Cecil white dude
Geez This guy, I mean look that's probably like fuck. He's probably the scariest hitter of all time in NFL. Really? Yep, he was a bad mother fucker, bro Dude, he looks like there's like fuck. I think he could have played without a helmet He probably do shit. Who was that one? That was another guy here recently last few years It was also like crazy like that. He had but a big guy. He had no helmet the other guy had a helmet That was Brian Cushing Brian Cushing. Yeah, that dude's inside me dude. No shit. Yeah, yeah That dude's insane. Yeah, Brian Cushing was a fucking animal insane. Yeah, like he told the dude straight up I will kill you. Yeah Yeah, man, you get that video of that I sent you about Jackson running for one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I mean, but again, like I mean like was that real? It was a laser time 40 is 416 It's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy Yep, and like I think on average though. Would you say the athletes have gotten faster? Oh, yeah, you know
Just on a hole. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah way faster. Yeah way faster everybody's fast If you had a dude back then that ran a four two or four three he was so much faster than everybody else couldn't touch him Yeah, now I mean all four back positions on defense are running four threes. Yeah, bro, you know, I mean even the lion Every line there's running a four three. Yeah, you know The linemen are running, you know Five sub-pops. Yeah, four nines for eights 30s and shit. It's a way faster game And it's just like I don't know like is that because of training and fucking, you know, yeah I mean dude look man, like I feel like these dudes like they They put me off of bus stops So all these people like in the 80s and 90s and shit they even train with weights like we have a weight program We in high school that wasn't even a real thing. Yeah, same, but for different reasons. It's all yeah, why? But yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, Bo Jackson Deion Sanders. Bo knows me. Yeah, Bo knows
Just different time man different time different lives, bro. That dude the dude bench 49 reps today Who are some kid you did 49 today tie that record no shit Lyman I'm gonna say I mean obviously right huh. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, yeah, man hats off to these guys, you know At least they're getting paid now. Yeah, you can pay before it's true, bro Yeah, and I else shit is even that's insane dudes are getting paid big time Yeah, it's fucking out college football, but it is what it is definitely no, I can't put the can't put the fucking ship back in the box No, no, you got players making more than the coaches and I could fucking listen to you for yeah, well, and then you could mine Yeah, the immaturity and yeah, right. Yeah, they're not ready, bro They're not ready, but well talk about that later. We got we got a lot to get into today guys a whole lot to get into Remember as always if you would like to see any of these articles pictures links videos go to Andy forsella dot com guys can check them out there Shall we let's do it all right? Let's get into it, man. We got World War three or five
Let me fuck whatever who's counting right Gotta talk about it. Let's head to the Middle East Trump says US strikes on the Ron are about to kick into even higher gear the big one is coming Yeah, so Operation epic theories underway. It's been underway for a few days now And there's a lot happening in this. There's a lot happening in this And so we're gonna try to dive through See what dots are out there see what we can connect and what we can talk about I guess first thing first is you I told us did you know This has been confirmed by both US until and Even Iranian news media has they've all announced it right and I think I think that's one of the things and we'll get into it for sure But like there is a definitely a separation the same separation exists in every country This is the same one we've talked about here right where you have the government or the regime right and then you have the people of that country and those two note necessarily always align. Yeah, you know, and you know
That's a that's something that's happened that's present here But even with this right and you have all these other forces at play you still have you know the war machine rolling You still have propaganda media rolling you have this trillion billion million dollar back machine that's rolling To give people to pick sides and pick pick one side pick one right and nobody safe New York Times is getting heat right now. Did you see the stupid shit they did? So I have a new slipping here from the New York Times as a tweet You remember Skydams when he died right? So this is the headline that the New York Times put out when Skydams passed away Skydad quote Skydams whose comic strip Dilbert was a sensation until he made racist comments on his podcast has died at 68 Okay, now this is what they decide to this is the headline for When Ali Kamini was killed look at this headline I told a la Kamini hardline cleric who made Iran a regional power bias at 86 so you have one guy
Okay Did he really say anything racist? I can't be honest. What he said was I'm tired of defending people that fucking hate me. Yeah, right. That's what the fuck he said, right? Okay. What is racist about that It's insane, but then you have this guy. Yeah, who's fucking killing his own people. Yeah mercilessly. Yeah. Yeah, he's a cleric who made you know Iran and a regional power. Yeah, that's that's his hype right and then they try to defend it dude. That's the sickening part They retweet because they said they're good and some heat And so the New York Times communication desk tweeted this out and response saying quote Times obituaries report and reflects lives in full Illuminating why in our judgment they were significant We fairly and accurately include the news where the details of each life and death and don't treat them dishonestly to score points like you're trying to do here But again, you have a guy who murders his own people and a guy who just you know speaking the truth and
What's called a racist they're getting in trouble for this. Yeah particular comparison for this comparison. Okay. Yeah Yeah, they're good in the heat dude Well, people forget about tomorrow for sure. Yeah, for sure But you got that rolling and then as of recently just before the podcast got rolling We now have mass evacuation orders for over a dozen Middle East countries This is coming from the Department of State It's a secretary Rubio stressed that the safety and security of American citizens Is the State Department's number one priority Where he urged citizens in the region to sign up Uh for up-to-date alerts at step.state.gov Now he made a statement and this is where it gets really interesting. Okay Marco Rubio makes a statement. Um, he's at a briefing He's given you know respondents to some of the press and up See what old Marco has to say States conducted this operation with a fair floor goal in mind. I haven't got a chance to see a lot of reporting
I don't understand what the confusion is Let me explain it to you and I'll do it once again as clearly as possible perhaps you'll report it that way The United States is conducting an operation to eliminate the threat of Iran's Short-range ballistic missiles and the threat posed by their navy Particularly to naval assets. That is what it is focused on doing right now And it's doing quite successfully. I'll leave it to the Pentagon and the Department of War to discuss the tactics behind that and the progress It's being made that is the clear objective of dismissing The second question that been asked is why now well, there's two reasons why now Okay, this is very important for you guys listening listen to what his reasons is okay This is the second question everybody's been asking why now Listen to this very closely The first is it was abundantly clear that if Iran came under attack by anyone the United States or Israel or anyone They were going to respond and respond against the United States the orders had been delegated down to the field commanders It was automatic and in fact it dared to be true because in fact the within an hour of the initial attack on the con the leadership compound
The Missile forces in the south and in the north for that matter had already been activated to launch in fact That those are even pre-position The third is the assessment that was made that if we stood and waited for that attack to come first before we hit them Who would suffer much higher casualties and so the president made the very wise decision He we knew that there was going to be an Israeli action We knew that that would precipitate an attack against the American forces and we knew that if we didn't preemptively go after them before they launched those attacks We would suffer higher casualties and perhaps even higher those killed and then we would all be here answering questions about why we knew that and Okay, now I just want to make sure I understand this correct. Oh, I think he said it pretty clearly. I think he said We knew that Israel we knew that our ran Was going to attack United States forces And we also knew that Israel was planning to attack Iran And we knew that beforehand. So we just decided to go ahead and attack them right
I like this. Is that what I that's what you heard because they made it very clear like hey if anything How does that mean we're going to retaliate? What does that mean? Well, why don't they be well that means that again we were drug into a conflict Based upon the leadership decisions Of an unaffiliated fucking country Outside the United States of America. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's what he said because Israel was going to attack Yeah, I ran instead of anybody attacks. We're gonna retaliate. So we we went ahead and just did it first. Yeah That's what he said. Well, well, can we just leave him the fuck alone? Oh, of course not because You know, let's be real Israel subverted our government to the point where we act as a proxy for for them and whatever we do So, I mean, I think it's pretty obvious to most people at this point time. Yeah, for sure for sure And this goes back. I mean this this goes back to I mean fuck the invasion You know the weapons of mass destruction. You know, I'm saying who we let it. Yeah. Okay. Yes
The average looks listen to That was 26 years ago 25 years ago. Yeah, the average American does not remember that far back the only people to do are people that are my age and older They don't remember the same play being played out their days within reaching nuclear power And if you go back to the next generation like my parents They can tell you that this shit's been going on During their time too. It's the same shit over and over And they wait and run the play over and over and over again until people have kind of forgotten about how we got that that one going So do the second it's the same exact shit. It's the same exact shit. They're within days reach. Yeah, within days reach Yeah, I'm been in days reached for 25 fucking years. Yeah before and then you get people saying oh, but they're screaming death to America No shit No shit right why would they do that would that be because I don't know Every fucking 20 years or 10 years we find ourselves in some sort of conflict over there in the middle of nowhere
Like how would you feel if every 10 years All the sudden all these Middle Easterners came to the United States with their military and killed a bunch of mother fuckers Yeah, and then went away and then came back in another 10 years and did it again you would fucking hate them too so That's why they screamed death to America, right? Yeah Yeah, it's a it's a we're creating and by the way this is just creating this again later for the next 20 years Yes, yeah, yeah, it'll be our kids will be my kids fucking having to fight it dude your kids having to fight it It's insane. It's insane. So I mean 10,000 of you what's happened in so far what we got We've had a couple of United States F-15s go down Yeah, they were shot down by Kuwaiti missile systems correct under by mistake. Yeah, by mistake Yeah, they all live they all live. They all have been rescued. They've all I think there was I'm glad because I know about your dues to fly F-15s They've actually been here. Yeah, so I hope it was I hope it wasn't any of them. Yeah, now I mean, I saw one the dude he appeared to be pretty out of it dude. He was in like the back of the truck and we seen that one
Yeah, well, he's got his fucking ass shot off. Yeah. Yeah, no shit Sure, he's fucking a drill and dump is pretty fucking serious, bro Yeah, well, I mean then you get chopped off. It's like I fuck yeah My dude You know that's got to be pretty that's got to be a pretty terrifying red bull doesn't give you wings So that shit down there That motherfucker's got to empty can and red bull. He just crashes mother fucking playing. Yeah, they don't work Yeah, don't work. Yeah, drink a real energy drink. That's right. Been drinking that form energy wouldn't happen The same right. That's right But yeah, so we've lost a few a few planes, you know, just a few, you know, 100 But Jillian dollars for sure pilots are okay, so that's good But here is the thing there is a new new update on the US death toll so far It has just risen to six. Yeah And this comes out verified from US st com US central command as a 4 p.m. Eastern standard
March second six United States service members have been killed in action US forces recently recovered the remains of two previously on account of four service members from a facility That was struck during Iran's initial attacks in the region major combat operations continue The identities of the fallen are being withheld until 24 hours after next of kin notification now Here's here's the contention piece folks Okay, here's the contention piece all right 25% of Americans support any of this happening right now. Yeah one in four mm-hmm back Trump's around strikes With most people are well over 50% saying that he's too quick to use force now I have an idea who the 25% are who do you think they are any um The boomers mm-hmm the the shan handy boomers um the people who are who are the grand the people who have not
Waking up They haven't woken up to the fact that our country's been subverted and they don't understand that every decision that being made is not being made on the half on the half of American citizens They still believe that our government actually works on behalf of the citizens. They believe in this patriotic indoctrination that's been pushed to them for their whole entire 80 years on this planet and They're not going to look into it because everything else is bullshit. Everything else is conspiracy Things are what they seem to be on the surface and these people are very comfortable living that life Yeah, and they have not had to deal with any of the hardships or the The the underfortability or the things that are happening to the younger generations nor do they fucking care? I was gonna have no shit. There's no skin of the game. No, they don't put their lives Their lives are fundamentally over Okay, they've they've chased their dream or not chased it. They've had kids or not had kids
They're 80 fucking years old. They're 70 years old. They're 65 years old. They don't give a fuck Okay, because they don't have to live in it All right, and this is why politicians shouldn't be 80 years old or in their 70s or in their late 60s and shit like that Representing people because the messes that they make they don't have to live it They have no incentive to actually make it better for the average American who's 20 years old coming up behind them We used to have a patriotic understanding that we should We are stewards of this country and we should work to leave it in a better place than it was when we got it and the boomer generation is the first generation in the history of America that has not done that They don't care They they had it so good their entire lives. They don't give a shit about they they look at it like this Fuck them kids. Yeah, that's what they think and yeah, bro I would bet that the 25% are over 65-year-old
Republicans That watch Hannity and they watch fucking Mark Levin and they whatever anything Trump does is fucking amazing And as long as the Democrats don't cap power everything is fucking great. Yeah, and and that's that's what we're dealing with Yeah, now again back to my earlier point, you know there there is an important decision and you could see I'm trying to you could see I'm trying to like gather the support of the young generation same old Look at our missiles going off look how badass we are look at this and this and this It's not gonna work like that anymore because it's one thing if people believe that we're doing these things On behalf of our own citizens and our actual own self-interest correct. Yeah. Yeah Not because some other fucking bully can't do somebody were to come along Let's just say a country Let's just say it's Fucking just I don't know We'll just say it's Russia. Okay, and let's say Russia came along and
Russia started some shit with us That didn't have to do with Israel. It didn't have to do with any palette. They just start some shit Everybody would be like yeah, let's fuck him up fuck him up. Okay That's an America's blood. That's in our DNA but The time has passed where you can fool people into believing we're doing things like that For our own benefit when all of the information that's out there says that it has nothing to do with us So there the because of the flow of information in the internet The average American that that is following what's going on has more Context to the whole entire situation remember back in 2001 when 9-11 happened the fucking internet was brand new bro There was no social media. There was no yes There was things on the internet, but it wasn't like today. Yeah, there wasn't people taking up the position of like independent journalists or podcaster or influencer or
Independent media that it couldn't even be delivered. There wasn't no delivery mechanism So it was never a real thing like there was no they could lie and get away with it Like they it didn't matter. It didn't fucking matter They didn't matter what they did or who they did it to or why they did it We just had it say oh well fuck dude. I guess we're going to war America Right and like do that's an easy thing to believe when that's all you've been taught And you don't have any any way to hear anything else. Yeah, that's listen man people don't realize Like everybody talks about North Korea and they're like oh dude in North Korea You know on the inside North Korea they tell them all the time all this crazy shit like America's gonna attack them and that everybody else is poor and this is the best place in the world Well up until the internet came around They were telling us the same shit They you know what i'm saying and they want us to continue to believe these things This narrative that's 20 30 40 years old In today's day and age and it's it's just not the same and people can see it. No
Do the other issue here is because I tell you what i'm tired of do Before you get into that. I'm really tired of people's lack of a nuance in any situation. Yeah It's either you 100% agree with everything Trump does or european shit If you agree with anything Trump does the other side now says you're a piece of shit. You're a bootlicker Like we have to fucking remove ourselves From this this or that mentality to ever make any progress the American citizen has to become smarter than what they think we are Okay, and we keep proving them right we prove them right every single time one of these things happens because Undoubtedly It's this or that and i've seen it online all weekend You know you either support this action or you're a fucking traitor you either you either you know Support this war or you're you know you're a fucking Democrat like it's just like dude It's just stupid shit. No, and then you have all of these influencers that are getting paid
Just to push this shit out if they weren't getting paid bro You wouldn't see him say an America fuck yeah, right like and dude and then the other thing people like well There's six casualties so far and by the way Those six people that died that's a big fucking deal to their fucking families Okay, it shouldn't be any especially for a war that legitimately does not benefit the American people outside of the people who care about Israel in the Middle East Okay, which which that's my that's what I want to get to because here by the way, let's be honest about that Let's just I'm trying to get like dude. It's like Israel's like oh, well they they got nukes mother fucker You guys are not in the fucking non proliferation agreement. You guys don't even show what you got yeah You know, I'm saying we're not supposed to be giving you fucking money because per our constitution That's not allowed yeah, because you won't disclose your fucking nuclear prison dude It's but sure let's let's let's do this. It's total bullshit. It's complete bullshit. And here's the problem How much more you got on this? Well, I mean like
I don't want to speak ahead. No, no, I mean getting into the distinction here, you know, because again I we try to make this point. There's the regime and then you got the people of Iran people of Iran great fucking people Yeah, right and and I've been doing some digging Iran Arguably used to be a very beautiful country like a silver by culture by fucking standards does you know But it's like the regime has to represent the people correct correct and with that You know, I'm saying, you know, yes, it's one in four, you know, agree with One of four Americans, but you know, you go to the Iranians side. They're flooding social media With thanks that this is happening. They're appreciating the help. I guess you know, there's a yeah that yeah Yesterday in the day before yeah now they're starting to figure out oh shit Well, now what that's right. Yeah, okay, and when you have Donald Trump on television saying I mean listen dude Trump fucked up a couple of ways here. All right. There's a lot to be fucked up from being honest
A month ago whenever he said help is on the way that got 40,000 fucking people killed Okay, because what happened was these people thought that help was imminent. Yeah, like so they came in tomorrow Came out in the streets and the military fucking killed it. Mm-hmm. Okay, that should have never happened That should have never happened Secondly when When he's talking about What they just did right we we removed The ito a comedian fucking we killed him and this and that we encourage the Iranian people to take control How yeah How with what where has the United States Ever been successful and maybe I'm wrong But please tell me if I am where have they ever been successful and destabilizing a current regime Replacing it with an effective regime. It has never fucking happened to my knowledge
Libya, okay, it didn't happen in Iraq. Yeah, it didn't happen in Afghanistan It didn't happen in fucking Libya and This whole idea that okay, we're doing a regime change. That's never fucking happened. It's never worked What they actually do is they they remove all the leadership from the government and then there's chaos because the people don't know how to fucking like Take over and they don't know how to govern and not only that The the people in Iran don't have the weapons or the supplies or any of the shit needed to actually go in and take control right so If we're looking at what's really happened here This isn't about Replacing the government so that they can be an effective nation and put potentially an ally to the rest of the fun This is about destabilizing the country creating chaos So that Israel could potentially fulfill the greater Israel project And take over that whole entire region There Maybe I'm wrong Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there has been a case where we have removed a
Regime and replaced it with an effective one, but fuck dude. I I can't remember one. No, Haiti. Nope. Nope. Didn't work in Haiti Got barbecue man down there. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying it doesn't work, dude And this idea that we're supposed to go around and remove regimes Where did that fucking come from? Yeah, right That's the white glove, dude. Okay. I know it is. Yeah. I know it is the white glove, bro I know it is we are the we we are the iron fist Dressed in a white glove to beat to operate on behalf of Another government that has successfully subverted our entire system. Mm-hmm. That's the truth. Yeah So when they have a problem, we have a fucking problem, but let me ask you this How many problems would they be starting if they if they knew that they didn't have the big brother behind them, right? I can tell you this. Yeah, zero zero. That's right. Zero to be happening Do this reminds me of a fucking like middle school elementary school fucking playground, bro? Exactly like that
You know, I'm saying like a little fucker that runs his fucking mind. He's about to hit me He's got the big frame. Yeah, and then the one day the big friend ain't there and the dude gets fucking pummeled and that's that is the The the conundrum that Israel's created for itself. Yeah, because they're constantly attacking they're constantly starting shit They're constantly drone striking and missile striking and assassinating and doing all this shit And they've created all these people around and now they're basically looking at us and they're saying well you can't let them do Well, well, maybe you shouldn't have poked them all. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the buddy You know, you take it out and you know, he doesn't do good with alcohol. Yeah, because he fights it every fucking bar We go to well with that guy. I'm gonna stop going out with you. Yeah, I'm trying to fucking fight for you You know, let's be real these people in our government This fundamentally comes down to what we talk about all the time They do not represent the American citizens. They represent their own interests They work hard to get in these positions of power and the only way for us to actually get them to do anything
Is to for to make them believe that we're going to cut off their income and power stream. That's what these people care about Yeah, okay, so until the American people get smart and start Demanding that representatives that are elected not be affiliated with these with these Uh These packs that serve other countries interests above our own This is going to continue to happen and and and specific any pack I don't give the fuck if there was a madagascar pack. Okay. That was paying bajillions of dollars like No, fuck madagascar. I don't even know what the fuck's there But like you sub any country in there. I don't care. I know dude. I don't care It's fucking annoying because here's the real problem folks the real the real problem is Is that this shit like we can't if you think that we can just go over there blow up all of this shit Fuck up all of these families these lives right with zero consequences. Oh, there's gonna be consequences People aren't gonna like they're already starting we've already just we already talked about this three years ago
Four years ago fucking five years ago. I've been saying this over and over and over and over again There is a reason a very specific reason That most of the migrants that came across Through the Biden administration are military age males There's a reason for that and Americans just haven't figured it out yet. You know Well, what's the fucking find out bro? I'm sure everybody saw the the mass shooting that happened down in Austin, Texas Right first victim has been identified as writer Harrington 19 years old dude 19-year-old kid. Yeah You know assassinated by a dude A low-life property of a law shirt, you know, and underneath that hoodie was a shirt with the Iranian flag on it You know I'm saying um, and that was just in Austin right now you got the FBI sitting out alerts and putting the entire country on high alert status Right ones of lone wolf attacks submit war with the wrong is that not exactly what I'm saying it's exactly years
Something exactly what I've been saying literally for years before anybody fucking else said it They're here They're here what oh Andy you're just paranoid. Yeah quit drinking a fucking cool aid right winger. Yeah, yeah, okay Yep, that's what it is. You know, I mean you get shit just just before the show Navy Navy bases on lockdown Naval air station Pensacola on lockdown as an intruder arrives by boat Okay, um, you got Germany. They're throwing warning flags up of Iranian sleeper sales They're they're starting to get this you got our embassies getting attacked in Pakistan Dude like it's happening and it's going to it's not stopping now. It's going to get way worse and my question is okay So we're getting into this bullshit Okay, and I'm again like this is not this is nothing against the people of Iran right We are getting involved In this bullshit Because of Israel now now when Americans and on us. So you'll start losing their lives like they already have started I I wonder my question is what what is there is real going to do for us
Well, nothing The point here's the point These people who are celebrating in Israel and Iran I totally fucking get it. Yeah, I totally get it They will not be Celebrating the way that they are once they figure out that there's no plan to actually Change the regime into a friendly leader for them. Yeah, and there's a massive vacuum. Listen bro This happened in Iraq with Saddam Hussein. Mm-hmm. Okay It's the same fucking thing It's the same thing that happened at the Anastasia all right We're gonna go in We're gonna kill their fucking leaders and then we're gonna back the fuck out and it's gonna be fucking chaos And those same people that are celebrating now Thinking that they're gonna go back to the pre-1979 Iran, which was a very westernized culture Are going to lose their shit when they realize that they're just gonna be hung out to drive and so it's you know
It's gonna play out that way. Yeah, and those people who are celebrating are gonna end up hating The America just like the people that hated them that they apparently just killed That's a real bro, and then on top of it Like I'm hearing all of these things and I don't know how true this is or not But I'm hearing all of this and I've heard it from multiple places that we actually don't have the amount of weapon systems in the region To equate to the amount of weapons that they have in terms of drones. So we're we're shooting up these these Anti-missile systems like Patriot systems, right 44 million dollars per missile box. Okay, and they're sending drones That are like a hundred grand a piece and they have way more of these drones than we have missile defense Okay, oh dude israel's being bombarded right? Hold on So what happens When we can't shoot their drones out of the sky fast enough what happens The devastation okay, okay, so what does that justify? Oh, well, we I know their option with a big button. Okay
All right now you're starting to understand what I'm getting at I personally believe that this has the potential not saying it will but then in a very in a very short amount of time There could be a nuclear weapon involved against a run. Yeah Fuck man Dude israel's getting obliterated and more you know I've seen this narrative pick up. Well, I mean fuck what happened to the island down by the other issue So it's intent like is it actually being overwhelmed or are they creating the justification exactly for that fucking scenario I have no idea, but I know this I know that guitar just arrested a bunch of massage agents Because they were plotting to do bombings in guitar. Yeah Now that's coming from guitar hates israel. That's right. Okay, so that should be yeah, I don't know how credible that is But that is the story that's being told. I saw that same thing. Yeah Yeah, dude, so I I think You know, I think like you asked I'd be surprised if there wasn't other USS Liberty incident happening
You know, I don't know I think that I think that we're I think that Trump has Made a misjudgment here And I think it's gonna cost a lot. Well, I mean, that's the other narrative right because this is also another thing that's been coming out is that You know and Marco Rubio said it israel was going to do something first. Yeah, they were going to so we decided Hey, well, just go ahead and handle the retaliation. Well, and he said he's saying because of the information they have Right that the retaliation was going to be against America anyway, right right right and so the but a narrative That I have been seeing from you know, very credible people Was that I mean fuck how many we just talked about how many times will be be here And the last just a couple of weeks now you know, I'm saying yeah That he was a will nuke them like that that will be our first our first strike as a new Right, and so there's conversations. There's this counter narrative that's popping up that Trump
Primitively did this to avoid that becoming the option you know, I'm saying to avoid it You know immediately jumping off as a nuclear war Um to that Okay So they get they fire one and they fire one now what yeah, I think we're in a very I think it's a I think it's a bad can of worms They do just got to open dude and we're gonna have to watch how it plays out because to be completely honest There's nothing that we can fucking do about it at this point um You know, I think I think Trump You know, he's got all these people around him that are all paid by Israel that are all Every single fucking one of them. He's getting paid by Israel too uh and Yeah, man, I don't like it at all. I know this My fellow Americans you guys need to keep your fucking heads on the swivel. Yeah, that's a hundred percent for sure Like I know and I don't see anybody else saying that no, you know, I'm saying like like yeah They're real shit like this is not no fucking parody. Yeah, man. I think that people
People need to understand that there's thousands upon thousands of legitimately affiliated terror terrorists. Yeah here here that I think this shit we saw in Austin is what we're gonna see over and over and over again I think we're gonna see a lot of it and if fucking makes me sick. Yeah Yeah, you gotta be smart guys Gotta be smart, but let's take this time. Let's cruise in. Let's check in with the chat see what you guys got going on Yeah, see what we got Daniel in the chat saying my family and many others in Iran have been celebrating and tanking Trump for this They have been oppressed for 47 years and we finally have a precedent that did something about it Sure, okay, but now what that's that's all my point is yeah, I actually answered it Yeah, look bro. I I get that look two of my best friends are fucking Persians, you know, they're Alex and honey and you know Alex doesn't really talk too much politics, but honey is You know the the people of Iran are very happy. I understand that. Mm-hmm, but here's what I'm concerned about
Okay, they don't put anybody into to actually function the government or the people aren't able to do it What happens to Iran it becomes a third world chaotic fucking bullshit, which it isn't right now Contrary to what people think people over here think Iran's like some third world piece shit country Around's a beautiful place filled with really good people and I I feel for those people dude. I really I really do, but I think they're gonna end up getting the short end of the stick here because I don't think that it's I don't think it's gonna be What they think it's gonna be yeah, and it works history shows us anything. Yeah, there's nothing different that's happened No, there's no leaving a vacuum of power. Yeah, like I mean I would like the best thing that could happen would be for the people to rise up and fucking get their shit and organized real quick Well, like dude, okay, let's just let's just play this out Let's just say that the rules are reversed and let's say that Someone came here and eliminated all of our government in our operating body, and then they said from over there You guys take it over. All right. Well, who you're right now?
You got all these people competing over fucking trying to take it over and and the unity you did have becomes fractured You see on because there was no organization to start or because you know Trump made that statement too fucking quick You got 40,000 who knows one of the leaders might have been in that 40 Well, and that's why that's why it's that's why it's you know, why do you think that Why do you think that You know January 6th happen. January 6th was a was a signal conservatives Middle of the road far right all those people That if you organize in one place we're gonna hold you accountable. This is what will happen right exactly so I also think it's very stupid like people like well, let's march on Washington All right, man You do realize that like those are the most aggressive people those are probably the leaders those are probably the people that are most passionate and let's just say they kill them all know what yeah, right because they're all in the same spot
It's a very it's a very nuanced delicate dangerous situation and people have to fucking use their mother fucking brains We have a super chat here for you. Yeah, could this be the last favorite ode to BB to break influence that Israel has over us I fuck I don't know. I don't know bro. I don't know I doubt it. That's what people said in the chat. Yeah, I doubt it I doubt it. Zach is asking over here. You don't think they had someone in mind to take over it or on No, they do they they they want to send the fucking Shah's son back over there to try and do it. He's in DC, right? Yeah, yeah, but That's still that's There's not enough organization on the ground to for that to happen And there's not even enough of those people removed yet just because they killed the figurehead doesn't mean that they they yeah The government still intact the military still intact. It's not like
They went in and like cut the head off the snake that guy's a symbolic leader the rest of the country is fucking operating like they normally would Yeah, I mean, it's very obvious. It's to fire fucking missiles. Yeah, and send in drone a little bit to Daniel Scroll up more a little bit this Daniel. He has family and he's been commenting back for so he's saying and he's incorrect Iranian wants them one-arkey back That's why they keep changing javitsha They're trying to get prince reza poloey back there. I don't know what exactly that means, but He's the one who asked the question earlier about he has family over there and People have been said what am I incorrect about? Yeah, I'm not not sure. I'm I can tell you one thing I'm not incorrect about I'm not incorrect about this They don't give a fuck about you like you think they do Hmm To you so so what you're saying is you think that Donald Trump Gives a fuck about the Iranian people so much so that he's going to
Put a United States-style fucking regime and that's not happening bro highly unlikely. It's not gonna happen. It's never happened before So Yeah Daniel if you have a point please write in yes, we like I mean look I I love to hear the feedback. Yeah, but I'm just telling you what Historically the United States is not going to deliver what the people of Iran or think that they're going to It's not gonna happen Yeah, guys if you're watching this post post live let's put down in the comments what you guys think man It's a developing story. I'm sure there'll be more coming out in the next couple of days But let us know down in the comments what you guys think that being said. Let's keep the crews Crozen had long to All right, so we'll go back to the comment there This one someone said this uh Some said Trump called for a cease-fire and they said no, that's that's correct. Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, they said fuck you
So I mean to your boy again, like I mean just because they killed the odds. Oh, it doesn't mean like they're still Yeah, there's a lot of people that are willing to keep it moving Yeah, cool. That's real, bro. Everybody's got an opinion on it. That's cool. My opinion is my opinion your opinions your opinion totally get it I've had a pretty high average from how I see things So let's see what happens. We shall see Uh, but what else has happened in the world outside of World War three. Yeah, World War four five six Um, this this happened. Uh, I know there's a video. There's a uh Uh, there was apparently a big blow up between Trump and Gates Yeah, I couldn't confirm if that was real or not I saw the photo getting leaked, but I also feel like I've seen that photo a few months ago. So I don't I don't know about that Um, but here's something big it leaked oversight committee releases bill and Hillary Clinton deposition videos People started breaking this down Now I'd you get I got I got two points for each. I got two clips for each bill in and and and and Hillary hold on
Okay, pull the chat back up All right, let's let's ask this question instead pull time. No, let's just ask this question instead Think about this What would have to happen here for this to be considered a win for Donald Trump Hmm, what would have to happen in this war situation What would have to happen I listen, it's for it's for you to think about Hmm Just think about that. What would have to happen for this to be a Donald Trump win Yes, I think that that answer depends on which Donald Trump are we talking about we assume that he's could be he's fucking complicit and fucking Well, no, I'm just saying like I saw a couple uh a couple comments in there, you know, I trust Trump no matter what Okay, well, what would have to happen here for this to be a win. Yeah You mean like to get from one and four to fucking four out of four. Yeah, there is no win
The fact that it that's that's a hard question for anybody to answer shows you the complexity of the situation. Yeah And that he opened up a can of worms that is not going to be good for him or our country or our people or Iran's people and it's only going to be good potentially For the people who live in Israel Potentially potentially that's if Iran doesn't just fucking wipe him the fuck up right now, which could happen They've been getting I know I'm barred at bro. I know So I'm trying I'm just saying dude like You're trying to say we should not have been involved in the first Well, I mean that's what was promised. That's what was promised. That's what we all voted on I saw a video from 2011 of Trump saying The current president which He said that would get us in a war with here's a valid point Stop talking about the Epstein is a win for Trump. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Wait, that's what I talk about. That's the best answer I've seen so far. Yeah
Okay, yeah, so yeah a lot of people calling this a distraction. I just think it's I just It's really hard for me to put into my brain how this could be considered a win and less This is fast quick minimal casualties and Iranians regime gets replaced with an effective government, which is never fucking happened ever Hmm never. Yeah, hmm. Yeah, so we said a win for Trump. I don't win for the rest of the world. I just I just think I just think people should think about that. Yeah The fact that you cannot give an answer no one second. How is that a win for you as an American citizen? How does that help your life? Yeah, nothing because I got worried about going to a fucking bar restaurant without getting fucking I like snack bar, okay I don't see a way to listen dude I think we got to be very objective when we say okay, well, you know This is blah blah blah people only say these things because it never comes here that they have to deal with it correct If if this at this turns into a massive like consistent shooting rampage where it's happening every other day all over the country
How are you going to feel then? Mm-hmm Yeah, but good thing we hit him first. Yeah, right like what the fuck? I just think I just I just think people should think about it What's your take on this answer if Israel's controls exposed and people are prosecuting an aid ceased yeah, you think that's gonna happen That is controls already exposed. Yeah, it's already out there. That's not a question. It's exposed to everybody who's not a Sean Hannity watcher So Hmm, yep, so we'll see but I think it's just something you guys should think about Yeah, Austin she looks too cleanly apparent also just saying I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, man Mm-hmm look here's a deal. I don't know Okay, there's things I know there's things I don't know My strategic brain has a very hard time creating a reality where this is beneficial To us
It has a very it has a very easy time Coming up with who this benefits. It's just not us And isn't the government's Responsibility to do things that protect and benefit us you would think I mean, what do you think those founding fathers definitely thought so what what do you think that the six families of these Kids that were fucking killed are gonna you think they're gonna think oh man my son and daughter really died for something meaningful Or the people in Austin. I'm just saying dude. Yeah, right exactly Earlier somebody said in the chat that whatever government report reports the scalability is we should triple it just to be safe well Yeah, six is too many Board of fucking zero is the right number board of peace and full effects Mandy is asking what part do you think China will play in all of this if any China's out there. They're out there, bro They've been know that they're out there. I don't know I don't know there's a lot of unknowns there, but
Well, we're drinking nattie lights and chat I can get off of the one Yeah Yeah, all right North Korea sounds real safe right listen I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I know everything and everything that's going on I have a lot of life experience. I'm pretty good at thinking shit through I have a hard time understanding how this is going to be leveraged to be a win for us in any way shape or form mm Especially where when Cincinnati had no that was just black people That was just that was just some nuggets Nugger and you know, I'm saying that's all that one that way the tear is attacked. That was just Cincinnati. Are you sure? All right So what's worse Iranian sleeper cells are Israel Well, I mean we're in a fucking we're in a problem now We're in a problem now. This is a problem now Because they have incentive to do these attacks now for real. Yeah, okay. Yeah, like this is a problem
And it's going to be a problem for American citizens like people love to be pro-war When they don't have to fight the war. Yeah, they love to call for war when they know They they themselves are their children are not going to fucking fight in the war. They love it Americans love it. They love seeing shit blowing the fuck up But then when it's your own fucking grocery store to get shot up in your neighborhood by somebody For some reason that happened over on the other side of the world. You're gonna feel differently. Mm-hmm. So You know, I just think people should think about those things Not only that you have said over and over that the leaders who decide to do all these things their family members should go in Yeah, and then we'll see how the color changes. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yeah Yeah, guys, let's know System that are down fucking things about this. Why don't presidents fight the wars? Why do they always send the poor? Yeah Mm-hmm. Do you think it's the start of what you said a couple weeks ago about China Russia
US and trying to wedge the smaller countries out to take control? I don't know yet. Yeah. I see Russia get involved Yeah, I don't know yet. They both came out and condemned the action. Yeah, but I mean they have like done anything Yeah, yeah, all right. Let's move on to the next thing. All right We're gonna have to see how it plays out. That's the truth. We shall see. Yeah, we shall see and I'm all for flexing our military muscle on somebody that Fucks with our people. Yeah, I'm all for that Like I'm all for it. I fucking love it, but not unadjudated Not unless we're really gonna get something out of it. I'm even for that like I'm even for that Like we went to Venezuela. We get their fucking oil. Cool You know like I'm down with that like But this shit of like attacking people and then getting nothing out of it because it's on the behalf of other people Yeah, I'm not for that. Yeah, I don't like taking Briani that much. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna say You know I'm gonna say and I my heart goes out to the people of Iran. I've really fucking I but I hope they do their part
Yeah, because if they do their part and they take over the government This could go really quickly But like you're gonna get a lot of those people killed by not having them equipped and not taking out the product Like there's just a lot of shit dude. There's a lot and it's not this has been happening for years. Yeah, bro. It's Look, I am not for and this goes This goes for any situation any time ever I am not for Wars for the sake of wars And I am certainly not for wars Thought on the behalf of other people that should be handling their own shit When Israel knows that we're standing behind them They have free reign to fuck with whoever they want to know that's been going on for decades in the Middle East All right, and now it's to a point where everybody hates them so bad I don't really know if it's protectable at this point You know, which then brings us to another conversation
Is that intentional and what country do If you trace back their DNA the leaders of Israel not the Jews the leaders of Israel. Where do they come from? Oh They come from fucking Poland and Ukraine and northern Turkey and what country just had all of its fucking military age males Wipe the fuck out and what did Zelensky say last week about Ukraine? I hope that Ukraine becomes a big Israel so There's that too. That's the backup plan. I don't even know if it's backup plan. Yeah, because it could be more than that Because we already have Israeli intelligence talking about Turkey. Okay, so now we have Israel Well rewind the last 30 years All of the countries between Israel and Iran have been destabilized. There's no there's no formidable force there to be dealt with
So If you destabilize Iran And then you do something with Turkey, which was they're already talking about now you create a triangle Between Ukraine Israel and Iran that could be potentially Part of what you know they call the greater Israel project That's hypothetical, but I mean it sure does look like it's playing out that way Um, so I don't know there's a lot here man and and like dude. I can't do anything about it You can't do anything about it We elected a man to say wasn't gonna do this shit and he's doing it so Yeah, you know, we're gonna have to fucking see how it plays out Hmm, I think it's gonna be I think it's a very I think to your point I think the ultimate thing that we can that we should say here have responsibilities say is that All Americans should be paying attention right now. Yeah, if you see some shit that's weird Fuck it stay away from it or do something, but like
It's dangerous right now And and people need to know that this is shouldn't be dangerous. This is not one of these situations where there will probably be no repercussions on our own soil No, we're gonna and I think it's important for people to be aware of that 100% dude 100% but yeah, man, let's keep cruising got to keep cruising here head on to yeah the uh bill and Hillary Hillary Clinton Deposition videos got leaked So I got two for each I got two clips one you know two for Hillary two for Bill and These were very interesting very very interesting clips Um, you know, there was there was some contention and remember the photos. They got leaked right and Hillary Apparently she's trying to storm out of the fucking meeting. Oh really? Yeah, that clip's been circulating But I wanted to get to the meat and potatoes, right? Like what was that like meat and potatoes? Did I like meat and potato? Yeah I don't mean potatoes kind of guy. Yeah, same. Yeah, same Never been about those sweets Why do you look like that because you like the sweets, too
What do you mean what do you mean, but this is the fat people's rule You can like meat and potatoes, or you can like sweets Like if you like both, so what does that mean? You're gonna be fat Say it's an or not an end. Yeah, you can like both. Yeah, you like both. You're gonna have problems. Oh, okay. All right Just wait this is the observation I've made. Okay. All right. That's fine. That's fine. All right Hey, it's easier to control half the battlefield than it is the whole battlefield I mean, that's a hell of a strategic brain here. That's a hell of a quote. If you automatically eliminate half of the enemy You only got to fight this battle over here all right So no beating potatoes All right, dude, let's dive into these and I got these clips. I think this first one here Hillary gets a little frazzled Should we say check this first look Are you aware of any of files that were on Anthony Wiener's laptop Real quick. Can we just look can we just take two seconds? I know you don't like her All right two seconds admire this the first impression that I'm getting in though
You know in those horror movies. They have that creepy doll It's sitting somewhere about planning and plotting for you to kill your whole family. You mean like all the dolls Yeah, yeah, pretty much why we don't have fucking dolls in house. Yeah, we'll play that shit. Yeah, fuck dolls, bro It's like if I'm gonna make a movie. I'm gonna take that and model my character She looks like that fucking dude off of the moot. What's that movie? Uh Where the dude rise a tricycle. Oh, yeah, she looks like saw Dude look how low the the puppet mouth. Yeah, can we like that they're sitting pretty low, but let's be real Okay, don't even play a sound Okay, all right and look at hold on and look at her. Okay, mute it. Don't play okay mute it What she's saying right there What does that look say? He's fucking cockroaches. That's right taking question me. That's right. Look at how she smiled That is exactly what she's thinking. She is thinking listen to this little fucking pipsweet Question in me who who how dare she question me she's sitting in the presence of a goddess
Hey, yes, and then You play the sound, but she backs it up with the way she talks. Oh fuck yes, she does. Yeah, let's let's check this clip out So she's so they add they start asking her about John Podesta, right? You know, and weener and fucking she's laughing frazzled drip. Yeah, bro I remember I remember watching this clip with you. Yeah, fucking five six years ago, dude People think it's not even real. It's on the fucking dark web, dude They ask her about it. Yeah, look at her fucking face when she when she responds to this Um, are you aware of any of files that were on Anthony Weiner's laptop in a folder that was titled in Insurance life insurance with a Zip file titled This is Okay, if there was nothing there if this was total bullshit
Why would her attorneys rack that way why Why because if this was total bullshit and you're interviewing me and like it's completely total bullshit like It should be obvious that it's bullshit, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't know Fucking attorneys to protect me. What do you guys? Oh, it's because they have to because they know your shit That's right. Yes, and they're they're they're they are obligated. Yes Yes, anyway, keep going if they don't do that just so we understand For those of you who have never been involved in a lawsuit If they don't do that That's considered negligence So they have to do it Well, they moved in quick, bro Cuz I have to they moved in quick if she gets convicted of that later and they didn't do that then their ass is on a line for him So I think it's a very I think it's a very telling response Yeah, let's see it Public hearing is this within the scope
Mr. Chairman is this within the scope They go off the record why Because there's nothing to see here Isn't that fucking weird? Yeah So so so paint the winner okay had his winner with some things He had a file that was called life insurance and inside of this file was a few documents some videos called phrasal drip I don't even know if we could still say allegedly at this point. Okay. I've seen the shit with my own eyes This is also important. This is before AI was publicly available before well before But allegedly showing Miss Hillary here doing some really fucking sick you fucked up shit. Yeah, like really like the sickest shit Yeah, like cutting the face off of a young girl And then putting the face on her face like some fucked up shit dude. Yeah with and Huba Aberdeen was allegedly the other woman
You know who she's married to now, right? Do you know no? Oh You don't know no George sorrows son. Oh Alex. Yeah, no shit. Yeah But you but what really will be this why would I name a file life insurance And put that shit in there. Oh is it because if like I got you know fuck with that's my life insurance Yes, I mean that makes sense of me But it this is like so you go off the record when she starts getting printed and pressed on this Allegedly, that's weird. What's the next clip? Let's check it out That's the question. I'm gonna answer your question now. You're gonna. This was what I spent my time doing I spent trying to look out for others Well, and I was taking care of the people who lost Thousand lives and now you're being the client and today you asked me I have now with Epstein survivors. I'm a survivor myself. You have emails
You've denied that Jeffrey Epstein that you tried to get Jeffrey Epstein to give money to you I could have Howard Lutnik was using my email with me asking Jeffrey Epstein for money From Howard Lutnik sending it to Jeffrey Epstein and his people I don't I don't know about an event an intimate event for you at his office That canner Fitzgerald look if you if you let me finish up Obfuscate and say to this committee. You didn't try to get money from Jeffrey Epstein There was an intimate in an email that Howard Lutnik emailed two Epstein's people and Epstein to get him to come to your intimate event at Canner Fitzgerald a very small event and so I'm not gonna probably you want to yell at me That's fine, but I'll yell right back. Well, I am looking out Completely lying, which is the second point that I would like to address for the people here, okay These people all we all get told the same thing. They're all under oath Oh, you oh, oh, we're gonna go there. Yeah, let's go there. Okay. That's what I can go there. All right, so I don't propose all of you to consider this
What is our entire legal system based upon? Taking the oath under what on a Bible under who? God, okay now If our entire legal system is based upon taking the oath of a Bible What about people who don't believe in God? It makes no difference. What about people who have a different God? So Let's say that you didn't believe that Jesus Christ was Lord and Savior and you didn't believe in which he is Which yeah, he is which you didn't believe in those things How could you expect someone? Whether they be a satanist or whether they be atheism Muslim or whether they be Jewish come on now Andy or whether they be anything other that believes something else Wouldn't that mean that they didn't really have to tell the truth in court? Come on now brother
Because anybody ever fucking thought about that come on dog. Have we ever talked about that? I don't think so I mean That's an interesting point. Yeah, I think it is. I think it's relevant too. I think it's very relevant And so so here's here's the setup right so you have your attorneys because people always believe yeah Everybody that's being deposed or in court or hearing is telling the truth That's predicated on the belief that they believe in the Bible. That's right and that there's something They're beholden to those consequences correct It's a plot. I can't be beholden to consequences. I don't believe exist Well, how do we solve this? So should we make people testify on an oath to Muhammad yeah or You know saving yeah, right or what like you see what I'm saying right? I just I don't know I think it's interesting and we put our entire fucking trust into this system and like Dude these this lady you she wrote she lied about fucking Benghazi. I think she gives a fuck
Listen, there's plenty on the line. There's plenty of Christians that lie on your own on a daily basis It happens every day in fucking court. It's right. Okay, so I think people should fucking think about that Yeah, bro. We see these senate committee hearings. Yeah, like that. Bro, these people are lying They have no problem line, especially if they have no belief in Christianity and the repercussions of it You know and until like you know the setup is this ladies and gentlemen You have your attorneys because here's the thing she's an attorney too. She has a law degree They all have the law degree, right? And so they're gonna use wordplay. Yeah, and you know war of the words Correct And if that doesn't work, I'll just fucking lie because I guess what I don't believe in the consequences anyway That's right. That's what you know. And then it's taking us truth because they're under oath. Oh, she's under oath It's gonna be Clinton come on out She couldn't even be honest about why they're my Listen dude listen bro. The the the system Is based upon the idea That the people that are participating in the system are Christian mm-hmm
If they are not Christian they have no moral obligation to tell the truth by holding their hand on a Bible Yeah, do we understand that? Have we ever thought about that as anybody talked about that Because I think it's relevant. I think it's extremely relevant dude. Extremely relevant Anyway, I mean, I think even to take it take it a step further dude again Let's say she is this whole holy Christian person short Okay, okay, play along with me. All right Sagittities and all okay, fuck their love Look at a hill Stop looking at me cold in there. She got some nipple piercings or something there You don't see that look man. Let's just keep moving bro. You're digging a hole. You can't get out of it Look cross-sided dude. Yeah There's no coming back from that but let's just I mean dude stop looking at the devil look at that pants I mean hey, yeah, you're gonna scise themselves be careful now boys. All right All right, well, you're the weird motherfucker
That's a weird thing to say and then I mean look they're looking at you bro. It's looking at me. I'm looking the other way now Okay, hold on. I'll fix this Okay, so nothing so nothing Man, you would even know that Hillary. All right, I'm looking Okay, okay, all right real shit though. So let's assume all right, let's for conversation sakes All right, this lady's legit Now, yes, she probably did some fucked up shit at the end of the day Her life's on the line Her life's on the fucking line You lie She'd have no problem lying Her life's on the line. Yeah, so don't even matter. Nope. It does not matter Now here's another interesting take is because they did build the next day Little Clinton got there. All right, and his was just as easily Uh, very off Let's check a little bit of this first one Witnesses who testified in the Epstein cases that Epstein said
You quote like them young. Why would Epstein say that about you? Are you asking his opinion? I asked him to click about why mr. Epstein would say something about me Why would Epstein say that about? She's asked me to try to be in mr. Epstein's mind and guess at what mr. Epstein would have thought about First of all, he likes them young referring to girls You know what he wants to say you know what he wants to say You want to say have you looked at the young girls He actually kind of says that too. I promise you that's what he wants to say Have you looked at the young women versus you old bags? That's right. Have you seen my wife? He was to see dude Look at his face. He was to fucking say he's he's so old He isn't give a fuck. He's itching. Yeah, I'll listen now fucking 80s a thousand He's almost laughing. He's 79. Yeah, bro. He's 79. He looks like shit. He's younger than Trump
She trumps 80 or so many Trump said I'm 79 folks every night All right, that's crazy my dad's 81 today and we're one smarter than fucking both the motherfuckers on circles around this fucking dude Yeah, all right, but y'all okay. So yeah, he's getting question, right because I've seen in an email Said the Bill Clinton like them young. Yeah, so he's being quite pressed on this That's not true What's not true that I have any Countries and underage I didn't say underage I said as a young But it's still not true is an intern young Yes Am I anybody younger than I know Jeffrey Epstein instructed a witness to deny you were ever on He didn't have to since I was never there. Mm-hmm. Did you ever travel to Zorro Ranch? Is that the one in New Mexico? Yes. No. Okay. Have you ever flown on anyone else's private jet 26 times or more for overseas trips?
I Have flown as many miles on other jets, but never with as many stops how many other people's planes have to use like Epstein 26 times or Miles, etc I don't know. I did for which state being is now deceased and Probably was for some of us Okay, no, that's not uncommon. Yeah, it's not People that are of that Political class and wealth class use each other's planes right you on a regular basis. So No, it's not normal though It's having fucking crazy parties on them like that with fucking potentially underage people I love your question is intern young Gatcha bitch Well, yes Yeah, well then it gets takes a little turn here, okay Because then they they you know they they're pressing these people. I get them credit like I mean they were pressing
Now a couple of times they had to go off the record, you know people get stormed out right They started pressing Bill Clinton on his thoughts on how exactly Jeffrey Epstein died Hmm. Let's check this check this clip up I'd like to ask you personally and directly do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself? Are you asking him to speculate on how Mr. Epstein died? I I'm asking what miss the president thinks so you're asking his opinion Mr. President was your was your friend Jeffrey Epstein He was applying him as a friend who he has testified that he was friendly The friend in a letter he said he was friendly, but not you've asked for his testimony Do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein was suicidal? Do you know was he ever suicidal? I don't know. I don't know what the medical found it was I think maybe He finally got caught and I don't know I think I've accepted it my own mind. I don't know what happened Mr. President, what did you accept that he killed himself or that he did not many did, but I don't know
Yes, sir. Thank you. We don't none of us know Hmm It's a fair answer. Yeah, there There's something to this well no shit Well, no shit, but I mean like I'm just saying I'm that's what bro My mind doesn't work like everybody else's okay I'm evaluating every statement. Yeah, does that make sense her piece by piece right Of course he's fucking guilty That's my opinion. No, all right Those fucking shirts are guilty. I'll stop there. Well Look man I don't know Somebody commented looks like Billy has been cut off his adenocrom Yeah, he does look like that. Yeah, bro Shaken, I don't think he I don't know if it looks like he's been cut off of his adrenocrom or if he's just had to spend like a lifetime with Hillary Both have devastating effects. Yes
Yeah I don't know me. Yeah, well Hmm, do you think this is the whole you know headline one shit is just a distraction from the continuation of the Epstein stuff You're really like if it is related here not related. I you know It does seem like every time something comes to The public eye that there's another thing right after um, okay When COVID was exposed for not being you know like if you guys remember That mask mandate got struck down and like two days later COVID was over. Yeah, right and then like a neck like literally like right away You create started yep, okay Um profile pictures start changing instantly. Yeah, yeah, you know every time something ends something else starts And that's the pattern that we've observed and it would fit into that pattern. Yeah Do I think it's a distraction from that?
If I was putting a percentage on it, I would say It's convenient But I don't think it's the whole reason So I think there's like you're mixing things together. Sure. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, um I'm sure it plays a percentage in in that decision. Yeah, 100% dude guys Jumping on this combo. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think That being said we got a third and final headline, bro Let's get conspiratorial Okay, like we haven't already. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Well, this one's interesting, bro This actually was like I would like to say he's like a top five favorite actors But he's making some noise right now Or is it him making the noise at all? Jim Carrey is in the news Jim Carrey interview at French film award shocks fans and person they tore So it's not him we all know Jim Carrey right Um Jim Carrey is like a goat in my opinion
He's a goat Like he's done a lot of really really like we're some of my favorite movies. Yeah, right Me myself and Irene classic fuck. Yeah, that's good. This great movie. Yeah, right The mask was a little weird, but you know kids dicks are bigger than sausages Come on Charlie. What are you trying to say? Yeah Dude, I never laughed so hard Jim Carrey scene the funniest fucking scene that I've ever seen Jim Carrey Is when he crawled out the asshole that fucking right right now Dude, I fucking was in the theater watching that and I fucking almost had a leave because I'm half. It's a lot Yeah, when that's so funny dude Who's great actor? Yeah, I always thought he was pretty funny. Okay. All right. Well Let's see this also he's also been very open about some of the shit that's been going on Hollywood. Oh, that's Yeah, you say that Andy. It's funny. You say that. Okay. I would like to show a clip to everybody. This is from November of 2014
Okay, November 2014. Okay, there's a clip Um, it has been making his rounds now because of all of this what happened yesterday or this past weekend Let's check this clip up Right. Yeah, what is it? Come on Jimmy Seriously, the time is up people are yipped to this kind of stuff I'm here tonight to blow the lid off it to be the whistle blower. I'm sick and tired of the secrets and the lies It is the secret symbol of the Luminati and we're a part of it and it is the all-mocking tongue The symbol of the all-mocking tongue I'm sick of it. I want everybody to be in on the joke and you know what I mean But for years now talk show host people on television people and sitcoms have been hired by the government To throw you off the track to distract you to make you laugh
It's stuff like that make you happy and docile so you don't know what's really going on You know, we get out there in the woods in a circle naked and they decide these things and you know Oh, look at him. Look at him. It's hilarious Okay Yeah, yeah, it's funny too because like kind of explains all the shit and like you know says all the shit That Jimmy Kimmel seemed definitely uncomfortable very uncomfortable, right very uncomfortable Okay, so he's like what the fuck are you doing bro stop? Yeah, and that's dude that's happened a few times with a few other Fucking celebrities though. Okay, a few other ones Kevin Hart I think and Kelly Clarkson like that was a fucking slip-up on that Gibson Mel Gibson, right Would like to paint a little picture here. Okay, call me Picasso. So that was November 14th, 2014 Okay Not even a year later because you guys remember when Jim Kerry kind of just disappeared, right what happened
Well, not even a year after this interview. Okay, less than a year after this interview happened his girlfriend at the time Catharine Cathariona white She was found dead by an apparent suicide an apparent overdose Okay, and then for the next three years Three years Jim Kerry's drug in court both criminally. He was civilly sued right and it took three years before he was ever clear Okay, ever cleared three years later Okay So then he shows up in Paris Today, I mean this this this a couple days ago, right a couple days ago, right in Paris, France Or somebody shows up in Paris Check this clip. This is him being allegedly him being interviewed Um by their French press It's wonderful feeling I
Really took on a pretty big challenge trying to do my speech in French You know, I wrote it and I researched it and I practiced it like crazy, but you know, it's uh Yeah, then I watched everybody like talking a thousand miles an hour up there receiving their awards and and I was like I'm dead But and I made mistakes and I was like a novice But I felt a lot of love and I felt a lot of appreciation that I tried and uh and What I said was true and and I really wanted to recognize my family. I wanted to recognize my dad I mean my dad was The type of person that if you've met him for a five minutes you felt like he knew him for 50 years You know, I can't talk about him without getting emotional. Oh loved it. Love did. It's so beautiful and having Michelle
You know Camille Couton was also amazing and It was just a brilliant evening You know really brilliant even. Oh my gosh Marshall Mullivan was off the hook. I mean, I can't believe he committed to doing all that. I was really isn't someone else My favorite funny face is the one I'm wearing right now Yeah She asked what's your favorite funny face you said the one I'm wearing right now. Yeah, now out of people saying Old Jimmy's been cloned All right Old Jimmy's been cloned And all I'm saying is I don't recognize this dude Now we know cloning's a real thing they've been trying it right they've been doing it What do you mean they've been trying it like you can fucking clone your dog out of you? That's what I'm saying like the ethical like yeah publicly you can do it for like 30 grand. Yeah, okay
So if it's only 30 grand clone your fucking dog that means they probably have a lot of access to be able to do these things Is that Jim dude? I don't know. I think is it can we do a poll is a poll time? I mean dude look I Look I saw that narrative to you like Jim sent his double because he said I want to go out to the public. I don't know. I know this is this Jimmy It sure didn't feel like him dude. He was speaking the way that he like It just didn't seem like him at all and it certainly doesn't look it looks like it could be him But it looks like he's had like a lot of both In the end of 2024 he was at a Movie release. I think it was sonic 2 or 3 and this kid was asking him When will we see you as a Grinch next and he dropped for a moment and he did the Grinch face and people are saying
We should ask this guy to do the face because nobody else can do it like him Yeah, but that'd be hard if you get all that votes oxygen Yeah, I don't know dude. It certainly didn't The when I first saw the clip it did I was like god dang man like he had some really bad surgery Or letting him yeah, and then when you watched him talk and how he interacted didn't feel like him either So I don't know man To add fuel to the fire there's an impersonator slash makeup artist called Alexis Stone He has posted on his Instagram with the Jim Carey mask on his table And he's supposedly trying to say that he was the one Persim impersonating as him. Oh really? Yeah, he posted on his Instagram Alex Whatever his name as Jim Carey But then But then he made a comment or a spokesman person made a comment on behalf of Jim Carey Saying that it was Jim Carey They went dude People are making videos about his different eye color his demeanor
And also how he was so proud of his facial muscles expression He always had all different kinds of actors. Yeah, so it's very unlikely of him doing that, but who knows the truth Yeah It's good word There were like six things in there that seemed like it was in him. Yeah The dude got the Mickey work face. Yeah, dude. I mean Mickey work is another one of those guys I mean Mickey work does not look like Mickey work anymore, but it is Mickey work. No, so Like did I saw this AI clip of like it was like showing all the people were like what they looked like and then like when they're like fucking You know much older they get all the fucking shit and like it morphs from when they're younger to like dude It's fucked up. Yeah, I'm not sure, but there was a clip of him or a photo of him on some sort of show like I just a few Days ago I saw that too where his hair was short the hair was short. Yeah, so high days early Correct. I didn't know if that was true or not. I don't know that either, but it adds to the speculation
Yeah, fuck I don't know I think all the other shit was fucking weird. I mean like I said you come out with the statement something trip So obviously if I can put it all out there stuff that most people actually believe and then you have to go through all that bullshit for years To me that was like hey mother fucker don't ever do that again. Oh, yeah, you know what I'm saying and And now we don't know who we got. I don't know man. I don't know. Yeah, we saw your Freemason hand signal Yeah, come on gotta believe your eyes more. I mean look dude I mean yeah, it doesn't look like him. I'm not saying it fucking looks like him I'm saying there could be a lot of fucking other things in play. Sure. It could be a body double. It could be a fucking A clone. It could be I don't fucking know It certainly doesn't look like him. I agree with you, but like When you're saying oh fucking come on. Well, what the fuck do you want me to say? That's right
Just want you to assure what they think. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know man Like I don't have fucking I've never been around these motherfuckers, but I don't know them I don't know their secret ass shakes or they're fucking things. I don't know the shit. I'm sitting here with you guys trying to figure it out The dude does not look like him. No, didn't act like him either. No, not to me That's like put like these zoomed-in pictures of eye color and and these videos of him riding with the wrong hand and shit You do realize that you could fucking flip a video, right? That's right. You do realize that you can Make someone who appears to be right handed appear to be left handed by simple. You got it on your fucking phone AI, okay? There's all kinds of AI people can fuck with people's pigment colors like dude. They can do it in video Like I know all of this shit. So it's very hard for me to see here and say oh, yeah, well the eye colors different and uh This is different and that's different They can do that on computer If you can sell dick pics dick pills and anything can be that's right. Yeah, that's right dude or dick pics to these point or dick pics. Yeah
I'm sorry I'm just saying dude like you guys act like I fucking know that I go oh he's for sure a quote It's a fucking revenge of the clones. That's what they want to break out the Star Wars. Yeah, it's right fucking, you know like fuck dude What do you want me to say it don't look like him? You know what I'm saying? Yeah Fuck man. Shit dude Hmm It did not look like him to me. It did not act like him to me. His voice did not sound the same You mean to me the voice was the thing. Yeah, all right more than anything else. Yeah, because you can't Replicate someone's fucking voice. Correct. All right. The voice did not sound the same to me now like a fingerprint if I was going to say Out of all the shit what makes me think it's not him the voice Was the most thing above his appearance Okay, because
We have all seen what these people do in Hollywood with their plastic surgery. Yeah, they they end up looking like fucking aliens Okay, they do you got all these bitches out there putting all this shit in their fucking face By people that don't know what the fuck they're doing and they end up looking like total shit You got dudes doing it now too. They think they look younger. They don't look younger I don't know man like you never know you never know What someone's willing to do to stay relevant? All right, and if you got people telling you hey man We're gonna fuck cut your face up make you look 20 years younger. I only know really I only know one motherfucker They act could actually do that and he's here in St. Louis his name is Mike Nyat. That's right. All right And if you don't follow him on Instagram go look at his shit because he will straight up make he makes these six-year-old women Look like they're 30. Yeah, and it's amazing outside of him I think the rest of them are terrible. Yeah, man. I'm looking like this shit. Yeah, that's right So if you're in Hollywood and you care about your fucking face go see Mike Nyat
Mike pay me. That's right. That's right. Yeah, that's a fucking ass. I'll just say it You know Like and dude. Yes, there's there's respectable injectors and cosmetic injectors my brother's wife is one of them. Mm-hmm Okay, so that's really a great job But like this overdoing of it. Yeah, it has been going on for a long time. It's hard to tell what is or what isn't so I don't know bro his neck looks young I don't know dude. I don't I got anything more to say about it. It is what the fuck it is his voice was the biggest tell to me The voice did not sound the same It's very like Imagine if they made a clone of me How hard it how how how how hard it would be to replicate my voice? Am I in the way I move and shit you can't do it. Yeah, I believe they like shins didn't yes, you can't do it very different pull the pants down Let me myself. Yeah You're weird
Yeah, bro, Kelly Osborne everybody's dogging on her. She had latband surgery seven eight years ago and lost 200 pounds That's what the fuck it looks like when you lose that kind of weight I feel bad for her because they're under Mass unless you've ever been in the public eye You don't understand how fucking mean people are Okay, and if you're a woman and you're sensitive about your parents for example She's always been a little fucking chunky. All right, and people calling her fat and all this shit for 20 fucking years or 30 years or whole life This is what happens. Yeah, you know, and nobody can really take that It's I feel bad for her like when I saw her at the Dude, it made me sad. Everybody else make a fun of her. It made me sad. Yeah Yeah, you're right. AI can do my voice, but AI can't do the afflictions and the way that I speak and the way that I move the right way You know how I fucking know because we can't even do it
The CJ get paid overtime who the fuck is CJ? Hmm That's right. Can't replicate any skewness. That's a fucking for sure fact people are asking what's the drink over there. Oh, yeah, that's our new Form protein RT launches literally tomorrow Okay, yeah, watch tomorrow here locally and Wally's and deer birds exclusively and and then To I think we do it direct and then in a month it'll start hitting stores. So Yeah, it's fucking really good. A lot of people ask that. Yeah, it's interesting. It's really good Uh, well, however you got That's vanilla. No, yeah Well, you got you got chocolate Yeah, you got to keep that skin pigment DJ stop putting the chocolate milk on yourself. All right, man. Um Yeah, bro
Yeah Why is it why is the chocolate so small Bullshit. Yeah, the chocolates half the size of the vanilla bullshit. Yeah, it's finally out 24 ounces right here. This one's 48 Twice as big that's right. Okay, yeah, man. All right, man. Well, guys, let's know what you guys think down in the comments We got one final segment we gotta get through as always we have thumbs up. We're dumb as fuck We'll bring a headline in to talk about it with vote on it. Give it one of those two options now Andy you are a Um, a businessman I Depends on who you ask. Yeah, depends. New York Times depends on who you ask. That's right Uh, and I would like I mean this this with this takes some of your business expertise Okay, your expert opinion. Okay. Yeah Sure, um on a business and uh their CEO Oh Mickey D's. Oh Mickey D's was last time you had big knowledge. It's been at least 10 years really
Fuck I had to cut it out, dude. Yeah, I had to cut out Taco Bell straight up cold turkey. I had to cut McDonald's the same way Because I was fucking literally addicted to it, bro. There is is I am I am too fast food What an alcoholic is to alcohol what is real is through our law? Yes I am too fast food what Bill Clinton is the younger I just can't fucking help it So I had to quit. That's right. I had to quit. Mm-hmm. I was cold turkey though. Now. Okay, now I will say I've had McDonald's french fries a few times. Mm-hmm, but that's it. Yeah, different fries. Okay, I guess But as far as like going there, I literally have not had Taco Bell. Not a single fucking thing Yeah, because the minute That it hits my fucking lips. It's over. It's fucking over for me
It's a loop is 75 hard What's that being in shape over It's over for good. Viva La Taco Bell. Yes I'm I'm I'm moving to Mexico. That's right. All right. Oh, yeah. I just can't do it, bro Like it's one of them things you got it like we talked about on the Q&A today You got to cut the things that don't serve you that was one of the cuts Taco Bell McDonald's fries though. What is it about them? I don't know. They're fucking good. Yeah. I have had McDonald's fries in about seven or eight countries They taste exactly. Well, that's the whole premise of their operation Have you ever watched that movie on red crock? Yeah, where his whole thing was. It's got a taste the same everywhere you go That is a wild first guy that ever did figure that out You know, I actually think that the I actually think that there will be a play For the exact opposite, but that's another discussion What if you could go to a restaurant that you kind of knew what you were going to get But the burger was made in like the in the style of the area. Yeah, that's right interesting Well, they do they do that. No, they where like like if you go to like the like the like the like the
Chinese McDonald's it's like fucking sushi. Yeah, they have different offerings compared Depending on the location. Yeah, but the fries no where I'm saying is is like Forget it. Yeah, the point is I had to cut the shit out Because I was addicted to it. I'm proud of you. I love fucking Mexican pizzas. I fucking love them Mexican pizza You know, my my order was what two double-decker tacos Two chili cheese burritos and Mexican pizza. Yeah, that was my go-to stat Fire sauce two packs of fire on everything soda That the well, you know, I cancel that with that soda Like every other Got to watch my figure
That science is expected everybody When you understand that most people think that you can understand why they fell for COVID. That's right The science and science. All right. Yeah, I was one of those. Yeah, you know, I had to stop. I feel you Well, the McDonald's CEO Chris Kempzinski He's going viral right now after he's taste testing, you know, we you know, you do you do this right like you you get to taste tests and products and stuff before official lunch You give your feedback on it I guess this is like a media play. They've been running with the McDonald's so he's he's doing a little trial Taste test of a new product launching for McDonald's. Let's check this out Let's get your thoughts on it It's okay here with you've heard about it. Here it is The big arch. This is something that we have tested already It's in Portugal, Germany, Canada. I love this product. It is so good I'm going to do a tasting right now, but I'm going to eat this for my lunch just so you know
So here we go first holy cow god that is a big burger We've got a very unique kind of sesame poppy sort of bun on it We've got two Quarter pound patties a delicious big arch sauce and of course some lettuce So oh, there's so much going on with this first of all. Let's try to get this thing I don't even know how to attack it got so much to it. Oh, there's also some crispy onions on here as well I see those kind of coming out all right the moment of truth big bite Done do done bite it then bite it that is so good and then cut it big bite for a big That's not the body took distinctively McDonald's only McDonald's could do this type of burger But it also was unlike anything else on our menu. It's a delicious product You know, you've got sort of the cheeses and the gooeyness But those crispy onions as well because a nice texture and of course we've got the pickles so Bro, who's fucking idea was this
So terrible fire them whoever came up with this idea deserves to be fired. Yeah, this is asking for trouble Let's put our total nerd Mr. Rogers food review Mr. Rogers does a mug bang This is terrible idea. Yeah, whoever it probably his own idea. Mm-hmm You know what I'm saying? I got this idea. We're gonna put me. Yeah, we're gonna put me to the star All right, so you want my business expertise. Yeah, don't do that You They've been clipping this meme right here. I love this product. Yeah, I mean listen. It's Listen man First of all if you were gonna do it right. Yeah, go to a fucking store go in this store You're because what he's trying to do is be be relatable. Yeah, all right. You got to take the card and off You're you're you're fucking tweeter D outfit Okay, and your pocket protector and put on a fucking t-shirt
And some fucking first form sweats. That's right. All right What be cool like everybody else. Yeah, all right. Why I see that's how you market shit, right? That's right. All right. Go in Be a regular human being breathe. Yeah, like yes, try not to look like a fucking robot Order the motherfuckers sandwich sit down with someone else who's eating in the restaurant. Hey, can I join you? You know what I also got you a burger Why don't you let me know what you think. Yeah, do something real. Yeah, like be real do it real This fake shit doesn't work with people anymore and I don't give a fuck how much you're getting paid by McDonald's You don't know what the fuck you're doing This is salary I guarantee it's crazy Dude, the funniest piece of this video though is that he's like I'm not gonna eat the rest of this on camera I'm saving this for lunch. Yeah, he didn't bite the he even tried Approximately 18 to 19 million, okay, 20 million dollars, bro
You can you could fucking think this through a little bit better, okay? I'm sorry that dude. This is corporate CEOs Oh, man, don't even get me fucking started. They went to fucking Yale And they got their little fucking degree and they think they can go out and do this shit motherfucker You're not a founder. You're not Ray crack Don't make yourself to be the Ray crack Push the fucking buttons behind the scenes and let fucking somebody else do this shit. You're you this is terrible Terrible I'd fire you Somebody said he will fire himself afterwards. I fucking if that were me, bro I hope you guys would be like now this ain't it bro like Holy shit, man, and let me tell you all something. This is a free game Let me tell you some free game for the next fucking phase of social media. Just so you understand You don't need a camera crew. You don't need a fucking you don't need fancy fucking shit You don't need a podcast Mike you got all you need right here turn the mother fuck around talk to it
That's where marketing is going. It's going towards truly authentic shit This days of polished and focus groups and all this shit With with the with AI on top of it those days are over if you want to be trusted and you want to be seen And you want to be somebody that people want to do business with you have to be real You have to be because everything else is fake Okay, so there's your little business education for the next fucking five or six years If you if you think you're gonna like get a fucking fake podcast and make people are over it They don't give a shit. They understand that the person's reading off a teleprompter All your people that you follow that talk on a microphone like this 99.99% of them are fucking reading the shit. They're saying They don't know it. They didn't live it. They didn't build it They're just repeating a script that they had chat GPT fucking make for them This is why if you're an actual expert you have to show ways that you are an expert meaning
You have to have proof or you have to be in front of a live audience Like her mosey does which is great and draw a shit out right there in front of people. That's real shit exactly. Okay Stop with the fucking fake shit Okay, stop. This is a terrible move by McDonald's. This guy is a Dude, whoever went along with this You couldn't even work in my fucking building. You're so stupid We can literally pick anyone amongst the hundreds here to do this thing and they'll do a better job guaranteed well, yeah, because the people here use the products. They like it. Exactly. I'm on the fucker aim McDonald's bro He's going to fucking You know the five star Mitchell in restaurants with this fucking pinky up and even gourmet fucking fru fru snail shit All right, I'm sure he's a sweet guy. Well, whatever dude. I'm sure he's cool fine. Come on Chris Okay, but you're not made for the fucking camera exactly camera. I made for you, baby. That's a terrible move
Well, I know marketing agencies that literally Run marketing for companies that are like fucking a million dollars or less that no more than this Holy shit. I love this product Terrible bro terrible terrible people this is what happens when companies get so financially Successful that they think they can fucking do anything and that people will buy it that there is the same thing That happens with politicians they get so much praise and so much momentum that they think they can look at people in the eye and fucking lie to them and everybody should just believe it. Yeah, okay Anyway, this is fucking great. Yeah, this is terrible. Yeah, this is terrible and you should be embarrassed Fuck it would you know what would have been cooler like literally anything Come on, you know what wouldn't work better than this right
What's that fucking comedian where he always acted like he was black, but he was white Back in the day. He was like he wore like hip-hop clothes and fucking headphones and shit Jamie something You guys know I'm talking about Anyway This guy could you could have put him in a fucking rapper outfit Jimmy Liso Jamie who Well, I don't fucking know. He's irrelevant now, but the point is This motherfucker could have dressed up and a fucking Adidas tracksuit Like borat and went in and ordered the mother fucking burger and be like get my burger bitch And it wouldn't work better than this. Yeah, holy shit. You could literally Fucking make up anything that would have been better than this Jamie Kennedy Jamie Kennedy Jamie Kennedy Listen, this is why you don't want to work for me This is why you don't want to work for me Okay, you think I get passionate by politics. Yeah, I'll go nuclear mother fucking bomb on this shit. Yeah, this is a dumbest shit
I've ever fucking seen in my life I'm starting a new show. Yeah, I'm gonna evaluate people's businesses like Gordon Ramsay does for fucking food I just thought of it. You idiot sandwich. We're doing it. Yeah, we're doing it. Oh, man I will fuck these people Up. Yeah All right, all right. Yeah, he's good. He's good. He's good Andy has a way bigger net worth roasting is that that's correct. I do have a much bigger net worth than this guy Has nothing to do with that though. No, because you could take the same philosophy and fucking Sell snow cup like dude. It listen, man This shit is corporate bullshit is fucking over and if you act like that You're gonna reap the repercussions of it. I'm just telling you You're gonna get your ass run over Tell me actually you're not mick loving it. I'm not mick loving it I'm mick firing these bitches
I love it, man. Fuck. I love it man. Why don't you guys hire me to consult you You pay me 10 million bucks for real I'll come in. I'll spend two days. I'll fix all your fucking shit And I'll go to fuck home and leave you the fuck alone and you can mick love to the fucking business growth That's right. You know, I'm saying that too good for that I know they are because they don't want to listen to some fucking dumb redneck from Missouri Who's fucking built shit from the ground up because I I know these people. Yeah, I know they're tight They all think they're fucking smarter than everybody. Yes, they don't understand They these guys could not build something from the fucking ground up. Yes Like you said, they're not Listen dude founder creator and CEO to two different things. Yeah, most people don't know that founder creator entrepreneurs build they create they take ideas and they fucking put them out in the world and they work They're the rarest of the rare A CEO is a position that you can be you could hire in for yeah, right? Okay
That guy's job is to make fucking numbers work He's not a fucking creator. No Now sometimes you'll get someone who's both But they're usually the motherfuckers who started the business or have been around the entire time. Mm-hmm like If you were to take a CEO who had been there from day one and they worked their way up and they had the culture in them And they understand all the stats a different thing that guy has founder DNA by association. Yeah. All right That's real, bro. Anyway, make for sellers. Huh, make for sellers Fry sellers make make for sellers. No, no, no, no, no, Mick. Oh, just for sellers. It's not fucking Ireland. Okay I can't remember fry sellers. Okay. All right. Here's the concept. Okay We sell 40 different kinds of french fries. Thank you. You can get all the fries all the different fries gourmet fries fucking Straight fries curly fries waffle fries mother fucking fries you get the fuck all the fries fuck off Okay, yeah, and then the other part is pizza
Okay, so we have this kind of pizza that kind of pizza and the whole thing is because everybody who's ever been fat knows That the greatest two fucking foods on the planet are pizza and french fries And when you combine them together, it creates a magical experience And I believe that if we created fry sellers We could own the pizza and fries package. Mm-hmm. I'm not a restaurant tour This is why I haven't pursued this idea because I don't do things that I don't know But I promise you if any of you are restaurant tours You could make billions of dollars doing a better burger style like this would be like Five guys level of quality Amazing fucking fries great bird all different kinds all different little sauces the local sauces the local ketchup All the things right it's a thing. Mm-hmm. And then you have this fucking amazing pizza Okay, right it would crush
It would crush But I don't have time to do it vegan vegan pizzas. No vegans. Okay. No, no fucking vegans. No no vegans All right, you want to talk about the biggest marketing problem in the history of fucking movements. Yeah Have some dirt and grass. Oh not only that you'd say so good only that Yeah vegans have calmed down. They're kind of cool Yeah, they don't stop but when they were when veganism was catching steam Mm-hmm These people were mean. Oh, fuck dude. And nothing says join my movement like fuck you if you don't that's right, you know It's kind of like is to commit the sound Me like Israel. That's right. Yeah, you either join it or you're fucking in by semi. That's right That's right. Nothing makes you want to join something like bullying. That's right. You know Anyway Well guys, there's your fucking idea for the day. That's right. Here's the business lesson. Don't be a fucking retard Okay, you you're not you're not fucking Ronald McDonald you're not Ray Croc you're not a founder
You're a fucking CEO go do CEO shit if you want to do founder shit make it relatable Take off your fucking stupid ass outfit go be real buy a couple homies a burger Ask them what the fuck they think and you have an award-winning fucking commercial and the greatest burger launch of all time But you had to do it this way Gay and retarded man Ah All I want to talk about is business shit. I don't even want to talk about fucking this stupid shit anymore You know why because I'm good at it and it's what I'm gifted at and it's what I enjoy because I like seeing people win Yeah, I don't want to fucking talk about this gay shit in the government anymore, bro Like let's just fucking do what we got to do and like I'm the only mother fucker not getting paid. Yeah Anyway, I would love to talk about business with you all all day long. Yeah, there wasn't a fucking video
Yeah Yeah, man. I love it dude. Well guys Andy That is all I got here. We go Andy. I sold four gas stations on solar He asked for a discount. I said only if you stocked first form. He owns 15 other stores too Let me send south some numbers for your building. I love an aunt to do an entrepreneurial video for the install Okay, huh, but did he did he take the fucking did he pick up did you get the 15 accounts, bro? You said you offered it to him you say It's close to deal. Yeah, did you close the deal answer in the chat. We're waiting Anyway, yeah, oh yeah, dude McDonald's You think for having billions of dollars you hire some smarter mother fucking people 20 mil a year. Holy shit. Yeah Holy shit Fuck we huh. Oh, he said yeah, you did close it. There we go. All right
That's awesome man. Thank you Congrats on the solar pickup if you want to talk to Sal Sal is the CEO He can do those things. You don't work hard to do huh. Yeah, Sal Sal Sal is a founder CEO. Yeah Yeah, all right, man. Well guys. I really appreciate there. Let's fucking badass. That's sick That's sick All right, dude you guys Andy. That's all I got Yeah, that's all I got to all right. Well, uh, we will see you Wednesday Wednesday seven for after hours after hours. All right All right guys Don't forget the only way to fix this shit is by you winning personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion You got to be everything that they don't want you to be if they want you to be fat you got to be fit They want you to be dumb you got to be smart They want you hate everybody. You can't hate everybody even when you want to all right So work together be smart go out and win and I will get through all this shit Don't be out
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