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The Baltimore junkyard series part two

What's up guys Ryan sickly here. I'm back home in Baltimore

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Welcome back to the way back everybody Ryan sickler here

This is the Baltimore junkyard series. We are live on location. You're seeing it on tape in the rain in the heat

At auto recycling of Baltimore LLC. I'm super stoked to bring this series to you guys. It's been a long time in the making

These are the final episodes here. You've already seen the solo apps with everybody

So we've got a big group here tonight. I'm going to introduce everyone starting to my right over here

This is Chris Sheeler. I'll create to be here. This is my brother Derek sickler. Hello. This is my other brother Todd sickler

Hello

This is my cousin Tim DeMemo

This is Shannon Patterson over here the owner and proprietor of

auto recycling of Baltimore LLC and this is our brother over here as well Chris lamb. Thanks for having me

I'll give you the teacher just you mentioned about this teacher

That the one that just really burns you that that for the class that we shared together was Mrs. Gus the art teacher

Because when I went

We had the the sketches do every Friday. I never did the sketch and you would do you take time and do the sketch and it's like

I would put a elaborate work into it and I just thought it's not about a scribbly quarter

He was literally doing what you did on it and she got 10 out of 10. It's fabulous

He's doing right what she said

I mean he's just doing this and then I'm like this motherfucker just got

I'm over here taking my time and he would say honestly look at this is this is this for fucking quarter with George Washington on this

Thank you. She get what he's he's really trying to do it. You're on the best. He can

And then I take the backs of the the previous class that turned in the the painting

Just you know they signed the back of the great. I would just paint over the back and just say re-sign it

Steel paintings

And she would go like this is lovely this is lovely

But she finally called on to it like she goes bring that up here

I'm like oh it's like you like oh semester

Here's a story. I wanted Todd to share mostly. I'm gonna give you the mic after I say this. Let's talk about

Let's talk. What was mom's apartment or a townhouse after she kicked us out and you moved in with her to behind carol town

Who was it?

Tim Dancourt

Is that what it was behind carol town where she lived with Keith?

No you and mom and Keith

Her husband she got remarried

What was that called that road you remember I remember I spent a lot of time anyway said shell bark or some shell bark

That's it tell everybody the time um that you caught mom with her husband

I think he called me

He gave him a call to her mother giving her new husband some head and she didn't know you saw it or did she know now she knows now

She's gone and he's gone she'll have traumatized he needed to tell somebody he got wrong

He goes he goes that's so tired what you don't have to go say you say you saw he goes yeah she came up off the head

I'm with him I can't see there's a call somebody tell them what I just saw that was therapy back in our day

He just couldn't live on that alone

How many times did he play one

It's in the heat of the night

Is that what who Phil come on did he play full count you're talking about Phil come in the air the night. Oh my just

Wait

Yeah, we had he had like a sound system in the basement in a big TV back then

Yeah, yeah, and he used to play

Into the air the night that big drum solo he was just crank it up every single time

And top gun to yeah, it sounded like the fucking Maverick was in the house

No, the jets no, they're not not the song the fucking after bird like through the house

We probably want to make it loud so you hear mom

That's why I played that music about off to the camera

For dinner

Real nice mom

Hey, key

Yeah, what was your next interaction with him?

Did he see it? Did he lock eyes with it?

Lay it back there you're

Come on maverick show

Let's do one of my favorite all-time stories about um also this is also what I find weird too

Do you remember you had that house up there? You would smoke weed and thought you were with the fucking toilet paper and a dispenser thinking that was going out the fucking window

Everybody can smell

When mom caught you remember you you came and made me tell you that just tell mom you're smoking with you

So it would be okay. I had to go tell mom. Yeah, Todd's

How was that shit after that shit that happened at school?

How do you use the high school? Yeah?

Do you remember you had that little tiny room and we would come up in there and it would be the spice channel would be on

And we're just watching people get pounded out with no penetration and no finishing

You remember just come over sitting there. What's going on guys over here?

Like yeah, fucking let's place him in H.O. August the girl over here getting pounded as titties are bouncing around and we're just what's five

Oh, it's in there just watching this shit and mom's like what are you doing in there Todd like just shut up mom

You don't remember? I think you remember?

Yes, unfortunately, and I think before that we used to watch it scribble to chat in space

I watch Benny Hill just for the teenagers doing that

All right, let's talk about the time that we're all in the room and just coincidentally Derek's there

And Derek's hot about Troy Griffin. He is pissed off about Troy to this day

Maybe you could tell us what it was we don't even know because this is you're probably

1920 probably at this point because Todd's still in high school, but we're out of high school

And you are going off like fuck Troy

Troy shows up here. I'll wolf is there on site. I'll put it in coming my face. I will fuck him up right now

And within a second that door goes and Troy Griffin walks in and you go so

That's that same place where he's really did a lot of dumb shit

Probably deserve, but you're like we're out of high school. So it wasn't a high school shit

You were just going all you were gonna kick the it like you had a press conference for a fight basically

And then he showed up and he said what's up Troy? Oh

Man you were going up. I've been an angry person for a long time

Well for him to walk in right off the heels and let him show up. What's up Troy? It was like that

Let him show what it would have been about anyway. I always like Troy. It wouldn't have been a fair fight

Can we talk about the time Troy ran from the cops or any of you with them or

It was all him

So he was doing drug. Can we can tell the story though? I believe the dead to come to town

Yeah, you should probably

Take it easy. Well, that's can I just tell the truth?

Because the truth is plenty

Smell of fuckers running from the cops turf and yards run was it in the thing? Was he in the thing?

I'm actually 24 right? What you don't do is don't run from the cops in the neighborhood two things you don't do

You don't do drugs on school property. You don't do drugs on any school property

That's mistake number one and then the cops come and then you don't run

We might have been playing soccer

I'm pretty sure it was just up at elders. They're hanging out by the swing sets and all that shit

And then he took off running

You know why we didn't do any drugs in high schools because we signed a paperwork and miss

There with the prom promise

We had sit there

We had to sit there in gym class and forged people's signatures all day long. So we need a number, right?

So I guess we would just

To live the right side and people's name. I was I was the aid from Mr. Irwin there

And I would just be I just fill out the prom promises all day long

Just make up names John Smith Terry balls whoever'd happen to be that day. So you know speaking of Derwin's aid

My senior year. I was her aid and

Who's the who's the girl that lived down from you had they had a big sandy Hartman or jewel. Oh

Tiffany Gilner

So there they were in the gym class went on the aid and I'm sitting there

You know acting like I'm not listening to what they're saying they're getting all this beer delivered it

I'm we're gonna put it in your shed. I thought just was it all the way around

I heard them and called you maybe it was but I could I was in I was the guy

Called you and you're I know I was the one that went out there

You might have been doing something you're dry you were doing something had a doctor's appointment something

You knew you were gonna be off and I went to the pay phone. I'm like

And you got it and we get a pay for right off from the three

I was dirty gym. Hey, and I think I told her I didn't feel good. Well, you left early now

I think you were home from school for some reason and then years later. I broke down and told her about it

Yeah, she had all the parties. Susan still friends with her. We can work out those details

Yeah, that we all learn how to drive from the stimulators at Liberty High School and the

Stimulators

They were up top you come right out of cafeteria in that hallway first doorway on the left right? Yeah, that's a hard to

Present right we go in there. We sit in our fake old 70's just like this right here

We know everything right there

No one or nobody could drive back in right, but we were already aces body because we done work to the joke yard

Yeah, yeah adults around the joke you are like we would try to learn how to drive you just

Run into a car and just bang it up and get out. We're like, hey, that's been right no good no more, right? You know what I mean?

All right, so let's close out on

The the final big story the precness fight now. Who who was there for that? I know Derek Todd me Timmy

I remember was that the one where headline got knocked out of the chair. Does everybody remember headline getting bum rush

He was sitting

This is after the show after the

Breaking out all the winners in the bus

They were pissing off the bus next to us and then people were trying to come over

And kick our asses on the bus set it up and I want to hear what every single person remembers so

Preachness is the second leg of the triple crown. It is nothing like the Kentucky fucking Derby

It is everybody in their goddamn mother 100,000 people at one time with packed the infield people are tripping on acid

They would let you bring as much alcohol as you could carry at one time people are bringing the recycle bins full of liquor and beer and stuff

Then they changed it to one person had to be able to carry it over the turn style

So you just had to get a strong friend for that and people are getting fucking wasted this particular time

We meet at the park and ride across from hate funeral home and we have two school buses taken

I mean how many probably 50 people 60 only 30 on each bus or something right so we we

Meet at park and ride across from hate's funeral home

We have two school buses you come out Timmy to the end your brother Gary come out to the county from the city

And we we're on these buses kegs in the back of these buses

It's probably seven a.m. And then these buses head to preekness that now the main right the race isn't till

I mean, it's like four stories and that late 40 okay, and I think the buses left it's

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I think we had to be there at six thirty loading up here, right? That shit was a long day

I mean they would sell shirts that said horses their horses. They're like people are getting fucking waste

And I know a lot of you've seen the the running of the urinals this man right here

Chris lamb was response not that he wanted to do it

But he was in charge and tasked by the pymlico. Was it by pymlico? Yeah

To finally separate those urinals so morons cutting sprint across them

If you've never seen it's called the running of the urinals

We could put a clip in here

But these drunks are going top the top of the spot pots and getting pelted with unopened beers to the dome and shit

That was that was probably the most dangerous part the people would shake the beers off

Try to knock off the urinals

From rain sometimes just slipping off of this shit just fucking insane

So it is a fucking free for all and now we're getting out of there

I'm in my school bus. I got both my brothers are in there

The only two people that I'm sure that we got to get on this bus be responsible for my cousins. They're not on there yet

There's a bus right next to us

And it's not for any farther than my cousin sitting rail you we were definitely going to reach out and held hands

And this guy and this girl who are on that bus and we have no idea who these people are they walk on that bus

They walk about three quarters back

And I don't know what the fuck they said to these people

But these people pounced on this guy and girl they fucked these people up

They threw the dude out

They took the girl like a suitcase through her down the steps and I was like holy shit

These guys are fucking crazy

And then they just start opening their windows and spitting at our bus and fucking throwing shit at our bus

So we're we're you know, there's no cell phones but get the fuck back here. Hurry up. You know, we're putting the windows up

And you

This guy decides he's gonna be mr. Peace and love

And he gets off to god damn bus and we're like do not go over there do not get on that fucking bus

He's shirtless

He goes over he gets on the bus and again

Almost just coordinated

Yeah, what do you say and he goes three quarters away back

And then a second later. I mean just

They jumped on this motherfucker. They beat him. I

I emergency exit open into bus out of the back. I jump out. He's they throw him out

Where I drag him shirtless back over he's thanks me. I get him on the bus

Tell him give Timmy that microphone describe his body after he got on that bus

So he got to the middle of that bus and he went straight lateral up in the air

And it just it got crazy and by the time they backed him off of that bus. He got out

He had bite marks on his neck

On the back of his back of his triceps on his calves

I mean, he was a stranger. You know, I mean they were everywhere. They weren't fighting for their lives

They were doing it the fuck about I would bite you if you're killing me and I got to get out of there

They're just like hard hard just take a bite sound. He had bite his nose is pushed over here

He's all fucked up and now we're like holy shit. They get off the bus

They start bashing our fucking windows. It's getting crazy

And now there is a full on aluminum. Yep between these two little tiny ass buses

I'm not I'm not embarrassed to say I'm terrified but this is fucking terrifying

Then Timmy comes he gets on Gary our cousin. This is Gary's brother

Death death is shit. He doesn't know who's on what side. He don't even know what's going on

Gary's out there. Just rock him. So I'm just he's sucking punch it. He's just punch it. He don't know

He didn't even did matter. He didn't even hear it. Imagine being deaf and you're in a riot

He's just turn around hitting anything coming at his ass. He's in a tiny little space to just rock him. So he was doing a

360 sucker punch. So I had to get off that bus to go after because I he was gonna die. We will get it

I'm in the bus. I reached down. I'm grabbing his hair. I'm like get up here. It's us get the fuck up here

He gets on the bus. These guys are fucking people up the cops come in their pepper spray in in between the bus

They're beating fucking people. We had a big black lady was a bus driver. There's maybe 12 people in our bus

We probably got like we said 3035. There should be all the bus. You remember we started with she fucking fired that bus

So I'd never forget her bounce and she starts just driving through this shit moving the people out. Oh, she's screaming

I think he's paid for this. I'm getting the fuck out of here. She rolls her over and she goes y'all I get you security deposit back

That bus here's the best part though

This side of the bus look like it had been to Vietnam

This side of

Perfectly fine just the left side of the bus that been beaten shit

But you're coming around this side fucking up there. He's gonna fuck this side of your boy

They got off that bus though. He was drunk as hell and he looked like Joe dirt. He had a didn't have a ponytail

Yeah, he might have had a ponytail. Yeah, that dude was stupid enough to get off and walk off

I always thought he was a little tougher actually when he walked into a bus of 40 dudes at my fucker learned

He learned I didn't I wasn't rushing to get him either like we'll wait till he throw it throw his ass out

They throw him out like a suitcase am I lying? No, no, they carried him like a suitcase off an aftertaste throw him out like he was trash

Like he was trash. He looked like a trash man going out and I said then they just beat their friends up

What do you think when you go in there? I got this. I'm like okay

You got you both jumped in Gary's ass when that happened after you go

What are you thinking? You know you like he almost got us tore up. He's just out there 360 spin on

Get the fuck on the bus. This lady's leaving right now. She's running through crowd everything that lady plowed through shit and got us

We get back to hate for that dude never made it back on the bus either to do they got to that throwing up like trash

No, he did yeah, yeah, he got pulled him up on the bus. I got him back up on here and I was like you're gonna get all of us killed

We get back to hate and it's honestly is we had so much room on that bus and then when the second bus got back

These motherfuckers were in the row sitting in the row

So she left so many people there. They all had to get on one fucking bus. It was terrifying

Probably her bus though that she was responsible. I'm sure that's why she said you're not getting your security positive back

That fight that right channel 13 actually they had a helicopter go over and they were take they were

It was terrible stuff. It was terrifying. There might be a VHS if somebody was shooting somewhere

It was terrifying

Or the school box

We're getting fucked. They expected that to happen though

I mean after a while because I have a friend who runs one of the bus companies service department

And you know, they had glass guys and already for when that should happen

Yeah, it was so prevalent back then they're out there for 10 hours of skin. Just ramped

And I mean you think that it's hot now. I mean that's you know, you could catch a day where it was like

89 degrees and bacon

There's 10 hours if you were late. I mean like we got there

I mean

Being at least it's 40 was it always that lady ran that race time we were there till seven o'clock

After if you remember during that day, there were women picking up their shirts

You know show me your titties thought the group doing that neighbor doing that the whole time

And then you had at least two two males that day ran out on to the actual track made it to the

They were like really yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was that was that was it's safe doors

I don't think it was that year

It was just punch I think he went out and did a little karate kid on that tried to do in that horse

Was it while the horse was running? Yeah, that was about right

Absolutely

I think they just run around it. That's like a 1,500 pound animal running 40 50 mile an hour over top of your ass

When I work that over time that helicopter and law enforcement

That was the only time I could actually take off my buttons and my badge and my name and all that stuff

We didn't wear none of it and we knew we were gonna we were gonna crack our night sticks arcs. That was wrong

We were banned it. We were gonna hit people that damn animal people

That's how drawn people got those things

That's why you can't take alcohol in anymore

Is that right? Yeah

No on the infield

Yeah, they sell as much booze as you can get down, but now it's so it's

It's your all you can bring it's you got to buy it from us

Yeah, you can still get fucked up. Yeah, but it's gonna cost 350

For the ticket they've always been what about an infield ticket that is turf side terrors under the tank all the crab

Yeah, and it's eight hundred dollars. It's like there's like seven sixty this year

Chen and I did that for a few years. He was my guest. I would come pick me up in that race

God, I think I might have seen three fucking horses. That's what I'm saying the whole time

I saw horse, but it's also here's a part about that is it's not just one race at the end of the day

They're on it all day race all day

My

That's why they sold those shirts said horses there were horses. He's to say that on it

Christmas carol. Do you remember Christmas carol and mom and boyfriends? Do you remember doing that you were there?

Do you remember doing this?

Were you there with it?

So just to be assholes though. No, it was pouring down rain. We decide do you remember?

We're gonna go carol and it's like you me. It's definitely this motherfucker because he was the sing song you went over here

And I don't remember that did we?

We went to Psyxville apartments where Keith was living mom was living with him over there

And we you you knew where he was was so we went on to the property and we just stood outside his you don't remember this outside his place

And we didn't know the whole song anything. We just be like just here those slave bells jingling ding ding ding ding

And then we like

And then people started to come out you remember and we did not know any of the whole song at all

And we did it and then my mother one day goes back to how out there carol and we're like we ain't gold carol

We're just out there fucking with that guy and people just you didn't have to have the world like I'm coming up all five and we're out there singing jingle bells

To tap gun

That's

All right, what should we go out on guys

Just tell I mean this is special that we're all together. It is like I mean when was the last time we were all together probably you know

All of us

Right, let me see you in at least 25 year. Yeah, right?

Oh, when I did that stand-up show is 22

2022 night pants nation tour. Yeah

And you haven't seen there once before you've seen one twice then in 25 year. Wow. That's nice. Okay. I'm glad we could do this

I probably haven't seen sheeler since high school, right?

I mean I know where I ran into you. This is great guys

I listen this I'm very grateful that you all could make this I know you all have families obligations

I know you're driving long distances. I can't thank you enough. This has been awesome

Thank you all not just for doing this show, but for lifelong friendship

Family brothers cousins. I'm gonna go again. I'm gonna go for my left this time. This is Chris Lam right here

This is Shannon Patterson owner and proprietor

Of auto recycling a Baltimore LLC. This is my cousin Tim Dememo aka Timmy's always gonna be Timmy

There's my brother Todd right here fresh off triple bypass open to heart surgery

This is my brother Derek sickler right here my twin brother fraternal twin identical twin beds, and this is Chris Sheeler right here

I am Ryan sickler. Thank you so much

You guys are the best fans in comedy. I really appreciate all of your support. I love this show

And I love to you guys allow me to do it. Thank you for your support

Talk to y'all next week

That's it guys. That is the final episode of the Baltimore junkyard series

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