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in the United Kingdom and I'm always here with Jake Farrell. That was a bit strange that you did

I don't know what song you're going to pick ever. Ember and I were singing that song in our

kitchen not about 48 hours ago. I gave me an uncanny feeling made me feel like I've been being

what. There'll be a thing where it'll be in an advert. Drecking. That does happen doesn't it?

I've noticed for example and we spoke about it in a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. Jim's skin.

Yes. Yeah. And annoyingly don't mind emitting we probably covered him a little bit too early

because we recorded that like a month or so ago maybe five weeks ago. Yeah. Before we'd properly

explode it up. He wasn't doing the shoulder thing. No, no, no. Now we're doing the shoulder thing.

There's a before and another annoyingly we missed it. But no, I've noticed he so that Madonna song. Yes.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da get into the groove, yeah.

Because Jim's skin's been smashing that he's gone viral so often dropping a shoulder to that song.

Yeah. That is now in the charts.

Right. He pulled that back. It's like 17. Wow. And I'm seeing comedians announcing

tours and in the content they put up they're using that song. So that'd be a thing if I came in

and sang that song you'd be like, God, I was singing that song two days ago. It's like, that's just

the song. That's going around at the moment. That's the song. There'll be something we won't have

spotted it, but there'll be someone who's going to use it somewhere. Well, I mean for me actually

it's because my miss has got a mate who had a kid. It should be my mate, but don't love her.

And she's called the kid Ronan. Okay. That's a bit much in it. Yeah, that's a bit much.

Irish kid called Ronan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think although I as someone with an Irish surname,

I think if I ever ever kid I would give them maybe not Ronan levels. I think an Irish double

first and second name sounds quite good. I think Jake Farrell sounds a bit weird I think. There's

no Irish people called Jane. Oh, there's some Irish. Like, have you got a middle name? No, I don't

have a middle name. Nowadays, fucking, so we got our daughter, my newest kid officially registered

and that's when you go in and do the name. And me and my miss is about some real shit where literally

as I mentioned on the pod, when me and my miss is first got together, I promised her the

fucking world. I said I'm going to try and be a politician one day. I just just went way too hard

right? Right. Doing too much. And at the time, I was like, if we ever got married, I'd just

hate your name. I'd be so happy to become part of your family. Incredibly cucked thing to say.

Oh, my God. And then obviously like a few years later, now we all get married and it's

I'm not doing that. No, fuck you boy. And I'm like, I'm like, would you just take my name please?

No, no, maybe you said there really is. I'm going to have to fucking double barrel.

Then with the kids, it was exactly the same thing. With my first kid, my eldest, my daughter,

we took her to the fucking to Easington Town Hall to get her registered and officially named.

And literally we're sat about to go into this little office. I'm like, please just let

her be all the police. Just don't please don't make a double barrel. She's like, why don't you let her

be an early like me? And I'm like, please just please just don't double barrel my kid. Please don't

make me have a double barrel. But no, I was back down. So we double borrowed the then. Now with my

my daughter, a comment which way around it is, I think my daughter does have a hyphen between the

two surnames. My son doesn't. What the fuck that? Yeah. This is the most fucking mental thing ever.

I've got we I've got we're the things telling them in it. I'm not going to have to sleep with this.

But so someone said they were like, oh, because my son's got a middle name and then a double barrel

surname without a hyphen. Right. And someone said they were like, is your name second? I was like,

yeah, it's early, holy, which is mental early, holy. That's crazy. Are we all right to use her

second name in this? Yeah. Yeah. Because Emma's made it very clear. We're not okay to use her.

But some might but then someone said they were like, so essentially your son's got four names.

First name middle name two surnames and they were like, unconnected by a hyphen. Because

their unconnected by a hyphen, someone was like, people will just use the second of the double

barrel, which is holy. Okay. So now I am paying to have the hyphen removed from my daughter's name.

Right. Right. If I'm like our friends back, she doesn't listen, we're safe. So that

just roll in. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And she'll be holy. Yeah. We've with the third kid who we've

got registered the other day. Yeah. I was like, we don't want to hide from Dewey Babes. You're like,

I don't know. I don't know. No, no, no hyphen. Yeah. Okay. Right. So now that'll be fine. But then

so so my third kid who just been born, her name is Joni. Yes.

Holy holy. But then my message was like, we need to pick a middle name. Sure. Right.

My first kid, her middle name is after my miss is his grand. Right. My son's middle name is

my dad's name. Yeah. With this one, it's like, well, we've both taken a family token. No one's,

there's not going to be a fourth. So, so what we never say, never, brother, my miss is

was insistent that she was going to be Joni blue. Right. I was like, no, no, blue,

a Joni Bacchio. Well, but but like in this day and age, blue, blue is not good. You can't be

anything blue. Is that a journey? Is that a journey? Is that a double Joni Mitchell reference?

There's a there's a Joni Mitchell album with the blue in the tape. It's not that. It was just blue.

Wow. Okay. Yeah. You can't. No. No, we're saying what are you going to go for?

I haven't said all of that. I don't know if I should be putting out the full name of

yeah, that's true. It's rose. Joni rose after her after her goodbye, actually. But so, yeah,

so that so I'm I'm saying here's how much I'm settling into having a third kid now. It's

good now that we found all rhythm. Right. We're having a good time. The bitch is back. Well,

but I got overconfident. Oh, no. Yeah. I was like, we are fucking nailing this now,

Alana. We're having a good time. Kids are happy. I'm happy. We're all sleeping a little bit

better. Yep. Cool. Let's up the difficulty level again. Well, so then she was like, I'm going to

get my mom over. I was like, sweet man. I can fucking I can handle that. Sure, you can. You've

handled it really well before. Well, yeah. But then I also I was like, you know, I haven't done

nearly a year cannabis. Yeah. Okay. So I've got myself some edibles. Right.

You're eating skittles while you were recording the podcast as well. You can't hold the

microphone here. You're fucking face. And now you're holding it close to your face. So

everyone can hear you fucking eating like that fucking Jesse wear podcast or the one with Nick

Grimshaw or always fucking chowing down on chicken. I don't want to listen to Nick Grimshaw

down on chicken. Would you like to have a lunch?

Angela's cooked something lovely for lunch. Sorry. So I'm basically last night. My

room all arrives. Yeah, eldest kids get down to beds. Oh, so you do the cannabis night one.

She's barely got her bags unpacked. Yeah, I do. This is a real compliment to her actually

that I feel relaxed in front of her to just take drugs. Yeah. Yeah. So I was basically

we and this will come out on patron by now. We've done a patron special about Louis Thoreau's

Manusphere documentary for Netflix. The other HS Tiki Tokki revisit some new faces in there as

well. Sneakho. Good fun. Right. So in preparation for recording that. I was like, right. We

need to watch Manusphere dog. And I took this gummy before settling down to watch with the Mrs.

and the mother in law. Wow. It spanked me. It hit your heart. Your tolerance levels are

a way down. So you're not match fit. No, I haven't had it in like a year. And I was like,

oh, baby, did you do the same amount that you used to do more? Yeah, that's good. Yeah,

that's a good idea. I mean, you know, that's and it's not relevant for cannabis, but that's

literally how most people relapse and die and overdose is because like heroin addicts will be

off for six months and then be like, well, I used to do about this amount. So I'll just do that

again. So you're applying that heroin addict logic to you doing a gummy with the I just do a

couple of. I think as well, I'm going to try and do my mother in law used to be a big old stoner.

Okay. I think she's up for having some. Okay. So I think on the patron side as well, we've

done a film club episode about inglorious bastards with me and my German mother in law both on

intervals. Yes. And we're going to film some of that as well. We're going to film it. Mike

going to clip up the best bits. Yeah. And she's German as well. And she's German. Yeah,

she's she's got skin in the game. So basically, I'm off one nut and it's it's like the man is fear

thing. We'll talk about it properly, but it's, you know, I think what's key to remember is it's

made for people like my mother in law who don't know who the fuck any of these people are. Yeah,

it's like nerds like us are like, they should have got H.S. Tiki toki after he lost some of the

money when he had to pay his bail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Basically, they don't know what they're

fucking watching on Mrs. and mother in law. So they keep talking. Right. Right. So I keep having

to pause it being like, sorry, did you hear that? And they're like, I don't know. And I'm like,

the most passive, aggressive man of all time, just pausing the Louie through manosphere documentary,

go, sorry, did you hear that? Well, it gets worse. Right. So they were, oh, no, no, no, what

happened? I'll have to explain it and then show them again. And then the mother in law goes to sleep.

Right. But because I'm losing my mind, I've really got it in my head that my Mrs doesn't

understand any of this. Right. It's quite easy to follow to be fair. I know, but I'm A,

I'm stoned. B shouldn't understand it understood a bit before. I've kind of forgotten it's

because she was talking to her mom. See, I think I'm some kind of expert. So I do this book. Yeah,

this is the only thing where you're like, I actually know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Yeah. The amount of fucking documentaries about the Middle East, we watch. What? What?

What the fuck were you thinking? Yeah. And she's happened to. Yeah. Yeah. So I've really

got it in my head. I'm like, she doesn't know what's going on. Right. Every 10 minutes. I'm like,

by the way, so where is referring to that? And it's picking. So do you know how he makes his money?

How my Mrs is going? Yeah. Okay, people. Yeah. And in the end of this documentary, there's

like a little montage of all the people he talks about. And you might remember the ending of the

Manus feed documentary, because earlier in the documentary, Louis Thru and H. S. Tiki Toki punch

a punch machine together and Louis Thru gets an embarrassingly low. Yeah. And like the last shot

of the documentary is Louis Thru punching the punch machine and it comes up with like this really

high score. And it's like a joke about how they all lie about things on the insects looking

impressive. So the last shot is Louis. Yeah. Yeah. It's very easy to understand. Yeah. I stopped

it. And I was explaining it to her. She had to be like, baby, and I understood all of that.

I don't know. Because here's the figure that H. S. Tiki Toki. No, no, baby, I understood.

And the other things as well. And she said to me, she goes, she goes, you've just

mansplained the manus fear to me. All by word, the pavilion themes of sexism. How could

men, by the way, did you understand that? My thick Irish faces don't have a fucking scooby about

sexism. Let me explain that to you. And that my darling is body blue. Many people are not brave

enough to say how beautiful she is. I'm not one of those people. Oh, look, I've just been a

cunt. I thought we'd be supposed to make you a nice guy. And then I did this thing. I was like,

basically, because like the baby was sleeping in the cot while we were doing all this. And I was

like, right, we need to get upstairs. And I was like, you carry the baby. Because I'm obviously,

you know, we won't carry the baby while I'm on the animal. I was like, I was like, I was like,

do you want me to carry all your stuff upstairs for you? Right. I wore a photo or a phone,

and she's like, I wish you wouldn't say that, baby, it makes it sound like I ask you to do

so many things. I'm like, no, come on, you know, it's like you're like, there were a hundred

things. You want some of them in the kitchen, you want this, you want that, you lost this,

blah, blah. What do you watch slub bring upstairs as we go to bed? And then she was like, could

you find my phone, please, baby? And then I'm getting really aggied. I'm like, I don't know why,

maybe it made me fucking grumpy. Right. And I'm like, oh, God, I've done your water, Paul.

Oh, yeah, I bought some packages. I'm just offered. Oh, for God's sake. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I'm like, where's your phone? And she's like, I think I was at the cell phone, baby.

And I'm like, where is this phone? And I'm ringing it. And it's ringing it. And I'm like, you're

always using a phone. But I'm going to get you a finger on your neck so you can carry that phone.

Oh, my God. I have to find your phone. I already got a bed for a minute. I'm not trying to find

your phone. Phones in my fucking pocket in time. I'm so stoned. I couldn't feel it if I pray.

Oh, my God. She's fucking, she's like two weeks out from having given birth.

She's having to sit with you on the sofa while you're so matched on it,

because you're like, that's how you just take your doggy. He's from TikTok. And then she's

trying to get to bed. You've got the fucking phone in your pocket like, where's the phone?

Give me the phone. Jesus. Hey, Jessica Tucky. Ed Matthews, the tape brothers on our

teddy last night. And I was still the worst man in our living room. I was the worst man in our

living room last night. Wow. So you can explain in the manosphere. Why do you do that, Jacob,

to your wife? You're like in my girlfriend into thinking she'd lost her. You keep explaining

the plot to her, Jacob. Why are you doing that? How does that make you feel, Alana?

Jacob, do you think you have a cannabis problem? He's a snobby bastard. I'd

he's one of them. I like watching. I like watching through. Yeah. I'd fucking hate to have him

like balling me. Yeah, I don't want to scream it. I'd be like, just say something.

Like what he's doing the pause is the silence is the silence is like, and I would almost be like

block the camera during a silence. So you can record while you're talking. So you're saying you'd

be more aggressive and weird than H just talking about on the actual documentary. He would have

did. He would deal with it better than you. Are you fucking joking? I'd be like, I'd like block the

cameras. Oh, you don't think you could cope. If he came in here now, he's like, wow, what do you?

I was surprised he fucking did it in terms of like some toxic masculine online presence radicalising

young men into giving him money into some horrible pyramid scheme. Emma, Emma did say she's like,

what would you do if like halfway through where they were like, the manosphere is a collection of

podcasters and freaks that are radicalising Britain's young men just a six second clip of us being like,

oh, I was ever like, sometimes you got to stick it on with me.

Right. Couple of things. I'm on tour. I keep forgetting to do this. Come and see me on tour.

Jake's going to be along for every show. It's basically a screen watch show. You get you get

stand up from both of us and tickets are going well. Again, slightly let down by glad it's

going bright and would like a little bit more from you. You've always been good to me in a

past. What have I done to upset you fucking Glasgow and Brighton Manchester and Bristol just

better sold out probably gone by now. Big London show union chapel thirded symbol. Oh, yeah.

Night before my birthday, I'm going to be going up and down that road hammered afterwards.

Come and see the show. Also, I'm wearing a lovely heavy cotton count survived about 12 washes

for my kids. Keep shitting and vomiting on me. Very nice green rot navy t-shirt low sleeve heavy

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that's everything. Also got some dates for the screen rot comedy club coming up soon. What these

are will be kind of like working progress bits for both of us. We're going to be putting them on

in a very, very small room and the tickets are going to be very, very cheap. That probably means

that you will need to join the Patreon in order to get those tickets should you wish to because

I would imagine that they will just go on there given the size of the room and the cheapness.

I would imagine so it's three people in my car. We're doing the comedy club in my car.

So ladies and gentlemen, this week we are talking about George Gilbert.

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with Surfshark. Oi, get on this. Here we go. Here we go. George Gilbert is a good old-fashioned plonker.

He is a good old-fashioned plonker and he's a proper Wally. He is an absolute donor.

He's a fucking lemon. This guy is an absolute Wally. And I think it is a real,

it's emblematic of where our culture is at that he has basically been forced into

right wing reactionary lunacy in order to gain some eyeballs and to do his now kind of

podcast and whatever else he's doing. But back in the day, and it's kind of weird as well because

he's a daft guy. He's a daft guy. As my grandad would have said, he's daft as a brush.

He's daft as a brush, isn't he? This guy is daft as a brush. So yeah, do you want to describe

for people who haven't heard of him because he has only got 16,000. Yeah, this is a big question.

But in terms of the views that he's generated over the last six months and he's been on sick

so he's been on fucking telly as far. So George Gilbert is a guy you might recognise him or you

might he's got quite distinctive like red, long kind of bob hair cut curly hair. He was on this

year's series of Big Brother and he made headlines because during that series of Big Brother,

he said something which was deemed to be anti-Semitic. But it wasn't then shown what he said, sorry.

Did you say that anti-Semitic? How did I say it? I say Semitic. He said Semitic. That was a bit

South African. South Africa is anti-Semitic, anti-Semitic diplomatic community. If you're anti-Semitism

Mr Martin Riggs, I mean, there's a lot of South Africans on TikTok at the moment. He was,

he's seen those guys. I've got problems with South African. Go on. In your life.

In your life. Yeah, please tell me about it. Oh, I don't know if I can.

Basically, we'll get to George Gilbert. George Gilbert is a silly old Tory guy who's

gone a bit viral now and he's on the GB. I'll do the intro. He's on the GB news, he's in

his all over the shop. But so, yeah, I've got issues. I mean, we just kicked out of Big Brother for

anti-Semitic. Anti-Semitic. So my miss is, yeah, I mean, she is, she's an angel, my

girlfriend. It is a fucking miracle that she's with me. Hence, I'm going to marry the fuck out of

that bitch. And I'll probably impregnate her. Wow, loads of times, actually. It was only the other day

that realized I've actually got a pregnant five times, a couple of the old miscarries.

But anyway, cutlery old miscarries. And that's mad. That's crazy. Anyway, so, so, yeah, my

girlfriend's an angel, famously, what she's really lovely in. Like, at the school gates, in the park,

where all the kids from my daughter's school hang out, my mister's got a hug for everyone.

Oh, the other mums love. Oh, it's a lot. Hello, hello. Hello.

Kindly never on say no. They're like, it's actually gone too far to the point where there is one

woman who I think is trying to fuck her to the point where she got her stuff on Valentine's day

and is inviting around for sleepovers. And I'm a bit, I am exactly the kind of guy who would end

up with an ex who's now gone lesbian. And I'm worried that that's happening anyway. There's one

woman she's got super pally with down the park. Yeah, right. Kid at my daughter's school. I think

actually, maybe not, I don't know. She's so difficult. So difficult. I think I've mentioned this on

a podcast before. She said a couple of things that I'm like, okay, that's that's actual racism.

Yeah, I don't know. It's not casual. Professional raises. And you know, when you meet someone who's

a bit mad, right? And they are often got a rough idea. Yeah, go on. But it's often that they're

actually, you'll meet their parents. And you're like, okay, wow, that you're actually a diluted

form of that. That's this sad African woman's mom. Oh, right. We met grandma in the picture.

We met grand. Right. And she's a she's South Africa as well. She's not as well. And they see my

misses. My misses is super cuddly. All the lesbians are trying to lick her. And she's like, she's nice,

but it makes her vulnerable. She's vulnerable. She's going to get licked down by a lesb. A lesbos

going to lick her down. Right. But also, these two setters, yeah, they supported my misses.

They were like, children. It's a favor. Right. She said, and children do it's a favor.

Well, no, no, so it's an other woman who's trying to fuck her. But it's sad Africans aren't trying

to fuck her. They've done something worse. I actually much rather than did this to me.

Basically, and I don't listen to my girlfriend. I just chat shit. And I don't. She apparently should

told me about this last night, yeah, when I'm when I'm playing in the manor's fears. She, you know,

and I'm like, and I'm like, where's your phone? We need to get a bed. She's like, we do need to get a

bed because I've got a long day tomorrow. And I'm like, yeah, and I was like, where did you, you got

a long day? She was like, oh, the woman's coming. I was like, right. Yeah, yeah. And then I was like,

what woman? She's like, you know, the Turkish woman I told you about. I was like, no, no, don't

remember this. She's like, yes, I told you you told me I should do this. It's a good idea. And it's

driving me mad. Basically, these South Africans know a young Turk, right? Young Turkish woman,

who all I've been told is she's doing a PhD. Right. And as part of the PhD, it's about kids,

family, psychology. Right. And this is apparently happened for the last two weeks. And I haven't

even noticed. She comes to our house every Friday for four hours. Wow. And just watch us.

And you haven't noticed that.

We've got so many kids that when a Turkish woman just appears in the corner,

like a sort of elf on the shelf kind of figure, just sort of sat there judging us. I didn't

even notice she was there. That's how tired I am from the third. I didn't notice that there's a

Turkish woman in my house just writing about me. Right. And and and and now my Mrs is like,

she's a Turk with the perk. Yeah, you've got to start with the work there. Apparently,

she took it. I don't know. She's like, it's driving me crazy. We've just got this woman watching me.

But she's agreed to it. She was the one she was the initiator. It's one of them things. It's like,

look, my mate needs a favor. She's a student. Can you help her out? And you go, yeah, but then you

don't think, oh, do you know how long she could do this for? No. Two years. That's fucking insane.

Your life is insane. Your life that you are, Larry David would look at your life and be like,

this guy is fucking dysfunctional. I can't believe it. You have to stop the Turk from coming round.

I said that. I was like, you have to say to her. She was like, I can't. And apparently,

she was like, would you mean you can't? She said to me, she was like, she was like, I told you we

should stop her coming round. And apparently, I was like, apparently, I did a whole thing of like,

I care about young Turks and young students. We have to help her out. You said that. I don't even

remember any of this. Oh, God. Also, like, we've been through this as well. And I don't think

where she comes from. She's around my kids. And she's not been DBS checks.

Yeah. I mean, but like, whatever, there's presumably a laners there as well, right?

Someone's there with you. Yeah, but yeah, that's not a babysitter. What's she doing? She's

observing them. What are you talking about? What is this? It's fucking stranger things or something.

What are you talking about? Someone's just coming round and just having a look at the kids. What

are they testing for? If that's a bloke, it's a very different thing in it. It's a bit of a

Turkish bloke cruncher house, yeah, with hairy forearms. But this is it. You can't.

Sun's got a skin fade. My thoughts. Yeah, absolutely. Do you know what? You've been played at your

own game here because what? And I think I've talked about this before. When you need something

doing or you you will say to me, are you free on Friday? And as I always say to you, every single

time, it depends what for there's a reason I don't tell you what for because then you might say,

yes or no, depending on the thing. Yeah, exactly. I corner you by saying, are you for it?

Yeah. And then I've got done. Dave said to you, are you free on Fridays? And the line has gone,

yes, we are. And they say, well, a Turks coming round for the next two years, get used to it.

Four hours. Wow. She brings a pack lunch. What if you're not home on a Friday?

Huh? What if you're not at home? She goes where a line goes. That's insane. What you are

basically apparently part of the reason I haven't noticed that she was there is because Lana

took her, well, she didn't take her, but she she she went shopping with Lana. Oh my God,

this would do my fucking head. She's following around my trace. And presumably, is this like

a nature documentary where she's not like allowed to get involved? Yeah, apparently a family Lana

was sort of like struggling with the kids a bit and she was like, can you hold the baby? And she was

like, oh my God, this is kill yourself. She does hold the baby though, right? Yeah, I guess.

I mean, it's all bad. I don't really. It's really weird. And I said, you have to just stop

it. You have to say no. I was like, do you know anything about the course she's doing? Do you

know anything about? She's like, no, no, it was all just from that woman's mad South African

mum. She's been diddled by some saffers. Yeah, they've just put her to her in my house.

This is crazy. It is quite weird, isn't it? I mean, it's really weird. You're not stopping,

you're not putting a stop to it. Well, you know, it's for real. Find out, find some other idiots,

find some other rubes. Why'd they have to be you? If right wing people got hold of this, they'd go

fucking nuts. You're right. Barbershops in villages, PhD students in living rooms.

They've taken over the high street, the Turks. Yeah, this kindly Irish peasant lady

getting exploited by some saffers and some Turks. It's crazy, man. And I said to Lona, I was like,

I was like, do you know what she's doing? She's like, I don't know what the research

predicts is, don't know what it's about. And I was like, she was like, also, I didn't notice the

other day. I sort of saw her night pad. And she'd just been doodling. Oh my God.

She's she's saying a research project on how kids behave when they've got a cannabis addicted

podcast to dad. What happens to children? It's weird, isn't it? I did say to Lona, I don't

think we should do this. She was like, you're just stoned and being paranoid. I was like, no,

you have to put a stop to it. It's crazy. You've got enough on. You've got more than enough on.

You can't be looking after a Turk as well. The only immigrant that I want to like remove from

anywhere. I just like, I'm up for anyone coming to the UK. I just need to get this one Turk out of

my house. You have to get her out, man. I just like this over and this overestimation of what

you guys can handle at any one time. You've got three kids. One of them's about two minutes old.

You can't have a Turk coming around now. It's a bad time. It is really weird. Oh man. Yeah.

What's going to happen? Like, just you got to put a stop. Just make up an excuse. Well, I was like,

what about the week we get married? She was like, yeah, yeah, she'll be there. What are you

talking about? Shut up. She can't have weeks. Let's role play it now. I'll be, what's her name?

What's her name? Alana. No, the Turk. Oh, I don't know. You don't know her name. I haven't noticed her

somehow. I am wondering if it's a kind of 28 days later thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like the opposite.

It's a fight club kind of situation. Yeah, yeah. I've driven my misses so mental. She's imagined

a Turkish woman who isn't actually there. Okay, okay. She's like, look, she's here, Jakey.

The first one of her clubs. You don't talk about her club.

Jesus Christ. Empty armchair. Let's let's let's the kids are pretty doodling on a night path.

Let's role play it now. Yeah. You've got to sack me on the Turk, right? Let's say my name is

Suki Burak Yomaz. Okay, Burak. Hey, Burak. Hey, Mr. Jacob. How's the, how's the project coming on?

So well, thank you so much for allowing me to be with your family to observe them for

non-specific reasons. It's integral to me passing my PhD and to staying in this country.

Thank you, Mr. Jacob. Well, this is the thing and I don't want to be difficult and I, I am really

up for the Turkish diaspora. Love kebabs, love skin fades. Thank you, Mr. Jacob. The vape shops. If

anything, in addition to me. Yeah, the issue of the mango, Mr. Jacob. Yeah, as you know,

that's the usual for me. If I've got an issue with the high street, it tends to be those shops

that just stop bins and tupperware. Picking blinders, barbers, Mr. Jacob. Yeah,

was you guys never seem to be involved in it? No, Mr. Jacob. But in terms of my life, we've got a lot

on at the moment. I've got, you know, I have a lot on also with PhD. It's integral to PhD.

Yeah, we have notes you're not taking any notes. Doesn't quite take into PhD that seriously.

It's a bit of one of those situations where you go to a restaurant. I have a PhD. I have a PhD.

Yeah, but I just don't know if I'm necessarily placed to be. I don't want to sound like a

Tory about it. Please could I stay overnight on Fridays as well? If you were Ukrainian slash fit,

I'd consider it as garylinica did. But I don't know. Mr. Jacob, why is

I'm a sect, Mr. Jacob. Where's not a sect? I think maybe maybe it's me retiring because it does

feel like I'm doing the work. Yeah. Well, this is for what about if I bring Guzlemmy with me every week?

Do you really like Guzlemmy? But it seems like so far you've just brought a pat lunch for yourself.

Been quite selfish. Well, watching my Mrs. Struggles make lunch with a friend of yours and you've

just been feeding yourself with your lovely Guzlem. Okay, I get to understand, Mr. Jacob,

please instead can you just pay me £1,000 and I will leave. I'll give you a grand fuck

of an army. My word. All right, you'll prepare to have the conversation now.

I've got to get around. You've got to get around. I don't want to get them out. Just this one

specific one. She's welcoming the country just out of my actual living room. You've got friends with

kids. Do a foisting. Yeah. This is an this is an archetypal foisting.

If you can get one of them, you can say, Oh, she's been doing it with us. She's great. She's

really helpful with the kids. She brings Guzlemmy. But no, that's true. She's not been helpful with the

kids. She hasn't got a need to know that by the time you've foisted her. I mean, I can't say, but

it will feel like she's not there. And in terms of my experience, I didn't realize she was.

Yeah, it will feel like she's not there as long as you're so sleep deprived and high on cannabis

that you can't feel your eyelids. George Gilbert. George Gilbert, I think that's where we start.

He would hate this stuff. He wouldn't like this. George Gilbert, like we said, he was on Big Brother,

said something antisemitic or semitic, whatever we started on that. And then he got kicked out.

It became a kind of open cancelled free speech. Go on GB news thing. Yeah. And he's kind of gained

a bit of notoriety through that. And now he's doing the rounds. He's got his own podcast. He's

talking about culture war bullshit. Right. And it's such a shame because we always say on this

podcast, like, oh, 10 years ago, this person would have been on Big Brother. And George, George

was on Big Brother. Yeah. And he still fucked it. And he's still talking about like trans people

or whatever. It's crazy. Shall we? Shall we in a way that George was introduced to the nation via

Channel 4? Shall we introduce our audience to George via his Big Brother sort of intro video?

And I want to talk about this kind of as an arc as a cultural artifact. So this is George's

intro video for Big Brother. I'm George. I'm 23 years of age. And I'm a parish counselor

from a small village in Essex. I'm here to play devil's advocate, ruffles some feathers,

and challenge people's way of thinking. I'm a likable guy. I don't have any enemies really. Not

that I know of anyway. I don't think anyone should be loved entirely. You should always have a

bit of tension in a friendship or relationships you have. Now I'm going into the Big Brother House

partly because of the famous Mark Twain vote. You'll get more of the things you do not do than

the things you do do. So that's George going into the Big Brother House. If you can describe

the reason you're doing anything as I'm here to play devil's advocate. That's fucking.

Nothing ever good comes from someone saying I'm just playing devil's advocate on this.

I'm just here to play devil's advocate. Go down the pub with your mates. But tonight by the

way, lads, I'm just here to play devil's advocate. You know, like any logical opinion you have,

I'm just going to present the opposite. Have you guys got any feathers? Because they're about

to be ruffled, actually. Just for argument, so you could just want to propose an opposing

and in the context of the archetypes of people that go on Big Brother, the feather ruffler is

probably my least favourite. I felt very nostalgic watching this because I always still remember

like that first night with Big Brother in the summer when it would be like,

fucking hell, this is it for the next ten years. Have you got any favourite Big Brother series or

memories from Big Brother? Well, the Antony Macosie Craig series, I think is probably the best one.

I'll tell you what, there's an arm. Torette Pete was good as well.

He was good. I feel like there was other good stuff in his series.

The Macosie Antony series, yeah. And this is available on YouTube if people want to look at it.

There was a Scandinavian lady involved in that series as well, who I think Antony may have

fucked as well. I know that the Irish lady. Was she Irish? Yeah, the other one he was having it

off within the park. But there was a scene in that, I don't know what the challenge was,

or how does it end up happening. But for my maybe 11 or 12 year old brain at the time,

this was like, life has never got better than that. No, I don't think your life has got better

system. They had a tree house. Do you know what I'm talking about? Where would a girl just start

snogging each other? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was no reason for that to happen. No, no, no, no.

No one is. People were sucking tits and all sorts. Yeah, it's great. No one has ever been

Hornier with big brother contestants in 2008. Yeah. Well, maybe 2002.

That you could tell me that's any time from 02 to like 2059. Yeah, exactly. I would be

fucking out. They were so horny. They were very horny, weren't they? There was another series

where there was a big tall blind Scottish guy. How's it going? I don't really remember.

Sounds like that. Don't really remember. And then there was a, it was a big blind Scottish guy.

You've said that, yeah. Then there was a guy called Darnell who was an Arbino black man.

Oh, I remember Darnell, the Arbino black man. And then there was a guy called Mo.

Don't remember Mo. And then there was a chef who was always washing his hands.

Okay. Do you remember that series? Yeah, that was a summer for us.

There was a fucking clip from that where they're playing like baseball in the garden. Right.

And I mean, it's Mo, bowling to Darnell, the black Arbino guy who is American as well.

Possibly. And then the, the Lanky Scottish ball guy is just sort of

potted around in a pool on his own in the garden. It's just in a pool.

Just blind. He can't play baseball, can he? Well, well, but this is a problem that I literally

remember how it goes in this clip. Darnell was like, for me, a nice one, man. Mo

bowls the ball. He fucking spanked it hits a Scottish guy in the head. And he's like,

Oh, fucking hell. What the fuck was that?

It's funny. The moments to stick with the end there.

He goes, that's fucking pesh guys. Fucking idiots.

But it's like, I mean, this is even, we're not even spoken about celebrity big brother,

which is the, well, the most important thing. He's the thing. It never works when someone

goes in and goes, I'm going to be devil. I'm a feather. I'm a feather ruffling. No, no, no, no.

The feather ruffling has to be natural. I was about to say this could never have been

predicted. It probably could have been actually when you bear in mind Jade Goodie and what

come with her pro. Jade, the Jade Goodie, Shilpa Poppadom episode. Yes.

Neither though, like, like Jade Goodie didn't go in and go, I'm going to call someone

Shilpa Poppadom. That she didn't think that she was going to be right there. And to be fair,

Shilpa was a fucking pain in the ass. Yeah. She was really selfish. Yeah, I mean,

she didn't deserve to be raised. No one does. No one does. Right. The Poppadom thing,

bang out of order. Right. Big of you to say. I cast her in the quarter guy. All bread.

You just come up with that now. That's fucking amazing. Somehow I got some housing

catering. James A. Kaster was watching that with his parents. These parents go, oh my gosh,

Jade Goodie is just called a Shilpa Poppadom. All bread. Shilpa Poppadom or Shilpa

bread. James A. Kaster's parents go, we don't know what the fuck's wrong with this kid.

Says this all the time. No, it's time we're taking for it. Did he start to talk about

fucking bread during the start? Shilpa Poppadom. Shilpa Poppadom.

From with his kids. Turns out he's got the biggest podcasting world.

But this is the point. It doesn't work when you're going to go in and go,

I might be a little bit argumentive. No, no, no, that's organic.

You have to just organically just be yourself and see what happens. Yeah, if you're racist,

you're racist. But then this guy, it's sort of like his game power is like,

guess I might have an argument, but he's vibe. He's so, like,

and it's interesting to talk about this after the manuscript thing. I'm just not convinced.

No, no, no, no, he's not convincing character. And actually, I think that lens to a kind of

innocence with him, a lot of the typical GB news, dress like a farmer, right wing guys,

they're clearly evil little cunts, the sort of Tom Harwood posh boys. Yeah,

these guys are from a small town in Essex. Yeah, they're not kids. I might disagree.

And it's just like, no, it's kind of done it the wrong way around because it's like,

the movie through documentary kind of exposed this is like, you have to kind of puff yourself

up like the Wizard of Oz with all the smoke and mirrors of social media. Yeah.

And then when someone comes into the real world, like, there's a guy on this thing,

and this little thing called Myron Gaines, who's just like, just not the, that guy,

do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's not a believable guy. Once you actually like behind the

cameras, he's a loser. Yeah. I mean, they're all losers. But like, he's very clearly a kind of

self-conscious, nervous loser. Yeah. And you kind of, you can't go on big brother first,

and everyone can be like, oh, no, this is just a weird little guy from Essex. And then try and

do something. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

And it almost feels like he hasn't done the work to build up the character. No. No. No.

He's not workshoped yet enough. And so he needs a few more previews. Exactly. He's been shot

down straight away. We've all been there, brother. Yeah. No. But this is the thing. It's like,

you know, like, some of them feel like they were grown in a lab. Yeah. Yeah.

Some of them are just so perfect for that sort of like, GB news, that kind of thing of like,

they're incredibly confident. They, they, they, they're so sure of their opinions,

they've got some kind of background that's like, I don't actually want to eat them. And it's like,

okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if you're going to be, if you're going to be from a small town in Essex,

you've got to be listen, right? It's a fucking geezer. I've dropped it. I've seen what it's like

at the air and it ain't nice, right? You've got to do that. Country side Essex is quite difficult

to get your head around in that respect, isn't it? I love it. I absolutely love it. It's like the

kind of like, they've still got the accent, but they live in places where there's like 200 people.

And a bit it's really, they're, they're really nice. They are, they're great. I've performed in

this place. It's loads. Yeah, yeah, they're really nice. Yeah, beautiful part of the world. I just,

I just, we watch some more, I just think he's a nice guy. And I, and I want to sort of shake him and

be like, stop. You don't have to be devil's advocate. You can just agree with people. They won't,

it's almost like he's not confident enough that if he agrees with people that they'll get on with

him. So he's like, I guess I'll maybe, I guess I'll side myself with the alternative opinion.

So you don't even know whether you'll turn it in opinions. So this is spanner. This is a good,

yes, spanner's another good one. This is a clip of George in the Big Brother House. And he is

being quite objectionable here or he's being quite belligerent. But what is interesting at the end

of it is kind of innate plonkedom comes through. So they're having a conversation in the Big Brother

House about what they would do with the money should they win. What would you do if you won the money,

though? They have a good and hard days, loads of hard days, Thailand and China. That's poor man's

thinking because you'll forever be trapped in this rap race. If the one time you get life changing

some of money, you're spunking up the wall and going Bangkok. Oh, I've been in trouble with months

when you've pissed up money up the wall. You'll be back to working shitty jobs you don't like.

Not bad, I don't want to piss you off. But don't you think if you just, oh, I want to be happy,

that's the most important thing. I think there's an element of selfishness there. I'm all about

just laughing at you. You've got to try and make humanity better. That's what I'm trying to say.

I'm going to be like, oh, it's good when I went to Spain. No, I want to go like, I want to be

remembered for generations. You can do both. I've built two or eight businesses, done property,

all swear, done property, tons of holidays, done loads of mental stuff, just what card play hard.

I bought two garages with all my savings and I've burnt them out. I like garages, they buy

tube stations in London. So they earn me a decent little ID sum. I own more properties than I've had

kisses. It's currently two nil. I've never had a first kiss. So that's the only, I mean, the

commitment to pulling your own trousers down. Oh, you're, I like garages. I'll have a beer with

anyone that says the phrase, I like garages because guess what? I like them too. I'm out every Sunday.

I'm tidying garages like you read about. How old is he? He's like 23. Yeah, he doesn't only

go. He doesn't. It's just a lie. It's incredible. Next to tube stations in London. Imagine you went

into a garage. Also, there are very rarely garages next to tube stations in London. Unless it's

like right out in zone six or something. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine you go into like a

garage and there's like, you know, a few labs behind the couch. I was pumped, pumped, pumped

free, actually, and then suddenly they all sort of pop up right off the bosses here. It's like, oh,

no, no, I think he means that literally like a garage. What do you mean? Like like a, like a,

like a, like a, like a place where you store one car. I don't think he means like a petrol station.

No, I mean, even, even then still not believable to me. But like, yeah, I think he, I think he

means that I don't know what it is. It's probably some passive income thing that he's found out

about. He's end up buying a fucking garage in Ryslip or something that's like, and he's just

desperately trying to get a tenant in there or something like that. Do you know what I mean? It's like,

it's like, when? You don't get that next to a cheap. I don't know. He took that. He's asked. He also,

he tells on himself, yeah. It's when people are mean, you go like, oh, I mean, I've had more

garages than kisses. I haven't had a kiss. Do you know, I've never had a kiss with anyone

want to give me a kiss. He just wants a kiss. He's just horny. This is, look, these guys and it's

the case with so many of them. And, and it's true that when you're young and you're sexually

frustrated, you go fucking mental. Right. I, they'll do it. My little girl, Jamie, who's born

a few weeks ago. Yeah. Basically, I wasn't sure if I wanted to have a third kid. My

missus really wanted to have a third kid. Um, we made her because I was really, really horny.

Right. It's your well place to talk about doing mad stuff because you're horny, making crazy

decisions, doing something almost irreversible with your life. Yeah. Yeah. Going on big brother,

having a third kid. Same thing. I don't know what happened. Like, it's, it's always around

springtime. I'm quite a horny guy anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Around the spring. Yeah.

Light mornings, light evenings. Right. I get the smell of, the smell of fresh

colour. You know, my, my, my, my, my misses. She's a good source. Good looking go. And

but I'm just going mad around her man. She's, she's, you know, she's wearing the, the shorts

and everything. And I'm, I'm mad. I just remember there was one night where she was like,

don't have protection or anything. So we should have, and she was like, I think I might be

ovulating. And I was like, oh, she was like, I mean, we could, but we'd be taking the risk.

I was like, and it's probably one of those like, Taylor risk, Taylor risk, Taylor risk, Taylor risk.

Yeah. Yeah. Here we are. You're that kind of manager. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're, you're

deserving. You look, we're going to put the ball at risk. That's how, that's just how we play.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll go through the middle. I could, I could play it safe down the side. No,

we don't want to go direct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll take the risk. And maybe we,

and look, I've encountered, I've been counted. You've been counted on. It's a ruthless transition

to be fair. But it's like, you do just when you're young, you go fucking nuts. And like, I feel

for the kids, because he just, he just needs a check. He just needs a kiss. This could all go away.

Yeah. Where are you young? You're just mad about sex. Yeah. And well, this is it. It's like, again,

would I have ended up on GB news when I was in a dry spell at uni? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

that, oh, fuck yeah. And particularly when I got the stuff I was feeling, the prevailing cultural

mood as it is now where it's like, I know there's this whole thing of like, I've been cancelled.

I can't say what I want to say is obviously much more beneficial to say what he says than to,

to like, have a normal opinion now. Right. If you're, if you're, if you're like intentioners

to get eyeballs on you, this idea that him being like, I'm not sure about immigrants is like

gonna, like, that doesn't, that doesn't diminish your possibility of getting on TV. It increases

it by hundreds of years. Well, yeah. And I think this is the thing in terms of any kind of like

radical viewpoint is that there's a welcoming audience. You know, if you feel a bit rejected by

the rest of society, it doesn't matter what kind of radical viewpoint you're going to subscribe to.

There is a welcoming audience ready to go, come in here, come in here, come in here. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Whether that be the Red Pill community, as we saw in the Manus 15,

whether that be radical forms of religion, state, they, you know, they tend to get people

who are having a bit of a shit time who, who are horny. Who are, what is he? Yeah. Yes, you do

read this about a lot of the guys who end up going to Syria. Yeah. Yeah. They're fucking horny, man.

If, honestly, if a lot of these young dads who go to Syria and join ISIS and end up doing

horrible shit, if they could just get wanked off, they wouldn't go.

They wouldn't go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They just, they maybe we should do, I mean, does it matter?

Could we volunteer to do that? What to wank off the terrorists?

If, if someone, yeah, if someone just needs to fuck them, it can't be you, you're too busy,

you've got the turk coming around. You're getting fucked by turk as it is.

See what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, it's like you think you, you're a bit

frustrated, you're a bit more kicked out, you weren't popular at school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Coming in, man. Coming in, man. We're recruiting. We're recruiting. The radicals are recruiting

and, and they will recruit people who've not been fucked. Yeah. Do you want to be in a

telegram group about fake trades or gambling? I mean, what you just said there about, like,

God, I was, you know, dry spells at uni. I let back at like some of the lengths I used to go to

for, for girls and second. I was mental. Right. I ran the, um, I went, I went to Sheffield.

I sound like Vivo to get laid. I went to Sheffield. Yeah. To get laid. Were you 100% certain you

were getting laid? Or was it a gamble? Uh, I guess you can never be 100% certain, but you can't be

100% certain. The person intimated that they were like, Sheffield, sheffield, sheffield, sheffield,

just like you were on the day. Sheffield, sheffield went well, although I will say it, and I will

name him actually. No, I won't name him actually, but one of my mates, um, like, I got a fucking coach.

I was skint. I got a coach to Sheffield. That's horny behind you. Oh my God. I was turned on.

I got the fucking coach to Sheffield. Yeah. Make a bone of us to Sheffield. Yeah. Make a bone of us.

Yeah. Exactly that. Right. Not enough seats. Don't worry. I've got something everyone can

fucking seal. Get to Sheffield with my mate, and he knew that, like, I think I paid for his

tickets. I was so horny. Yeah. Wow. He fucking, he got me with a date rate drug. Right. Do you

know this? I think you told me this, but I've probably blocked it from my memory. I can't remember

which date rate drug it was written was the big one, I guess. One and then or something. Basically,

he put it in my drink. And why would he do that? He's, well, he's not well. He's one of my mates.

And what's in it for him? He will need to fucking cock block me. Oh, right. So he's actually the

opposite of date rape. Yeah. State celibacy. State celibacy. It's the first time a date,

date castration. Yeah, the date castration. Like, you know, we're fucking, I've done a coach.

I've gone to a club I didn't want to go to. I had my eyes on this girl and I'm really fancy.

You're by the finish line. And I slept with her before. Right. And I was like, yes, and she was just

getting to, we're going to go home soon. It's like one more drink sip and then something I'm like,

oh, it feels like this. This little prick is laughing me. I'm like, oh, it's my

mind. I just thought I put some in your drink. Wow. I got you. That's horrible. I beat him up

in a town center. As well, you should have done. Yeah. I did my best, but I was just like,

I got a swinging through a tree. Oh, man, it was fucking horrible. I went to Sheffield. I remember

going to Cardiff. That was a failed attempt. Right. That was to see a girl that I'd seen in

a broad and then, yeah, she was not impressed by me in Cardiff. Yeah. You're a faller ackey

ten. You're a cardiff seven. Absolutely. I mean, I was skinny little runt back then.

Those Cardiff boys are massive. Big Welsh rugby boys. I paid to get a girl down from Sterling.

Right. Scotland. I paid for her train and then she got to London, took her to GAY, took MDMA,

couldn't, couldn't perform sexually. Love that. But like, you know, my desperation, I like,

I could have been signed up. Yeah. If you'd have said to me then, hey, I can save you some money

on coach tickets and train tickets. If you just go right wing, you'll probably get a few. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah. I worry. Path of least resistance. And this is the thing with George. Like,

I'm not going to bring up his like, he's all over TV news. He's probably saying some really dodgy

stuff, particularly, I mean, they're the big folks for those channels, his immigration. But this

is the thing. George cannot get past his plonkiness. Yeah, he's just an idiot. So this is him on

talk TV. And I'm, I mean, I've just seen the clip. I'm not even really sure how this has come

up in conversation. But this is George. And he's talking about how humanity started.

And that is possible. His bit of food for thought. What if humans originated on a planet called

Mars, missed it up. Red planet, smoke everywhere, uninhabitable. Then they sent a capsule to earth.

The only possible planet. And in that capsule, there was a man and a woman. They were called

Adam and Eve. Well, that's perfect. Maybe. Well, I love about that so much.

Is that as he gets to the capsule bit, the host is like trying to button. And he raises his hand

as if to be like, just wait. I've got a bit more. Let me land. I know. Let me land. Let me land.

He lands it. They immediately changed topic because they're like, this is absolutely fucking

trivial. And then to try a sort of backpack, he's like, maybe, maybe, maybe, I'm just

ruffling some babies. I've just heard. I'm just playing devil's advocate. Maybe it's me.

It's so good. But the problem with a lot of guys like him now. And I see

the people who aren't watching, he's got sort of shoulder length red hair. He sort of looks

like Rosie and Jim. Do you know what I mean? He's on a little Rosie and Jim one. Yeah.

It's sort of we didn't have so years ago now, but I called Michael Aldag. Famously,

we nearly fell out during that episode, who's like a sort of scoused ginger. What do he's up to?

Well, I've seen people describe this fella George Gilbert. Dark Aldag. But then I'm like,

actually, this is light Aldag. Aldag is dark. People are like, this is evil Aldag. I'm like,

no, no, no, Aldag is evil. Aldag is evil. Because he knows how to use the internet.

For Aldag, it's working. Yeah, yeah. This guy's having a nightmare. Yeah, yeah.

I watch this guy. And it's like, you know, with his little ties. Oh, I know. And his clothes.

And he's sort of in the big brother bit. He's going, like, why would you waste your money on a

holiday? I wouldn't want to be on my desk bit because I just went to study sprain.

Good impression. No, I want to invest in, like, really just reason. And, you know, a lot, I've got

I like a garage, right? And it's like, okay, you've just heard someone say something like that

and you're repeating it. Yeah, right? It's kind of take ideology of like fucking brokeies.

I work hard. And in that bit, he's like, what if Edwin Eve were from a different planet?

Let's call it Mars, right? And it's like, it's like, okay, this is drivel. It's like, it's like,

you look at him and you're like, I kind of know what you are. Right.

You're just a Tory. Yeah. You were good old fashion, shirt and tie, boring old

C of E town in the southeast, normal, sent a right Tory. Yeah. That's gone.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When the Tory party imploding. Right. Boris gone. Yeah. Yeah.

Fucking Liz Truss quasi-quarting crashed the economy. Everyone mortgage fucked after that.

Bobby Jenric's in reform. Yeah. That many years of public distrust. It's like, okay,

Tory party is now gone. Dead. And we all celebrate because we left wing.

Right. Yeah. Tourists are gone. The evil empire is dead. But it's not. No. People aren't

just going to stop being right wing. No. What you realize now is there isn't a sort of not safe,

but like, vaguely normal, yeah. vaguely normal, softer home for right wing people to just be normal

old Tories. Yeah. So now they have to go on GB news. They have to be restored or reform. Yeah.

And poor old George, who if you if you were to like just be honest, mate, would you want to be

like, I don't know, like a country pub. Yeah. Bit less tax. I guess I'd slightly more white people.

Yeah. No. Not loads. Not loads. I mean, there's no, there's no immigrants in the village. I live

in a nest. Yeah. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'll be able to see the mate. I've never really met

for it. Yeah, right. I just think, yeah, just kind of a bit of thatcherism is just a bit of economic

thatcherism. Yeah. A little bit less tax. I don't know. Yeah. It just feels comfortable when

the Tories are in charge. I don't know. It's just the default setting, isn't it? But he can't just

say that because that won't get headlines and no one wants that anymore. If you're going to be

the right wing guy, you have to go, Hey, let's never go on holiday and maybe I'm from Mars.

Because you just have to reach for the extremes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no soft, normal,

right anymore in the UK that he exploded. And we all thought that was great. What we forgot

is that it's creative vacuum from all the right wing people to be sucked up by

you're a brokeie if you go on holiday and maybe we're from Mars. Yeah. And poor old George

doesn't even have the conviction really to carry that off. So he just sounds mad. Yeah. He just

sounds complete like he said, like he's had some kind of psychotic break. But it's like even when

he's having to go that northern. He's not actually nasty. No. If you want to be extreme right wing

and you're nasty, it's fucking easy. This is what I'm saying. When the Northern Irish girls have

any good to to Bangkok, he kind of goes in on her a bit. But then he's like, I just love the

garages. Yeah. If he was a real psycho like American right winger, he'd have been fucking in

her face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a fat pussy. Yeah. Sexist or he would have said

something racist or he doesn't actually think. Kind of knows the first talking point, not the other

ones. I'd probably like to just stay home and have a cup of tea. Yeah. No. Maybe. Maybe.

One who would be the next doctor who? Yeah. Yeah. Like I look at the right. Like for ages.

I think we spoke about this on here. For ages, I was certain that there was going to be a reform

government next. Yes. Because I was like, the left are fucked. Everyone hates that.

Labor's gone to shit. Everyone hates Starmer. There's no viable other option. No. It's definitely

going to be reformed. Great. Let's get West streeting it. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Right. But

now, I think now that sort of momentum is probably swung to the right too early. Yeah. Yeah.

There's not going to be. They're already the incumbent. So it's like when Arsenal took a

lead in the Premier League in October. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And in October, November,

everyone's like, well, I guess it's on the title. Yeah. Yeah. And then Arsenal started just

fucking capitulate and Raya passes the ball to fucking and Bamo. And suddenly it's like,

whoa, hang on. The only people that can be Arsenal are Arsenal. And it's like the only people that

can beat reform are reform except now they're called restore. Right. And they've splintered the right.

Yes. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. They're all fighting each other.

None of them can possibly be racist enough. No. No. No. And like. And some of them now are like,

now they're actually being put under like the microscope. It's like that Matt Goodwing guy who

was the candidate in the one that the in the Manchester by election that the Greens were. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He's kind of okay when he's lit well and he's on podcasts with Constantin Kissin,

like talking nonsense or whatever. He's in a situation where it's like, oh, I've got a vote for him.

He's like one of the most off-putting disgusting slimy little worm bags of all time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And like that's the other problem is like, oh, no, we can't just sit in a podcast studio now and

be like, this is a civilizational battle for Western values. We've got to go and talk to people

on the doorstep who are like, I'd like to have a cup of tea in a bit less tax please. Exactly.

And they're 65. They're 65. Yeah. They're not on Twitter. They've never heard of Andrew Tate.

Yeah. Right. They don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. They would kick Constantin Kissin out

just because he sounds for him. And exactly the podcast stuff doesn't work for them. No. No. You need

to be a good old-fashioned Tory. There aren't any anymore. No. They just crumble. It's like that

Luke Campbell guy who I've interviewed, by the way. Yes. He's a former boxer. He was a great boxer.

I really liked him as a boxer. I interviewed him for the BBC when I was doing a show about drugs.

We spoke about performance in arts and drugs. He'd fought a fight who'd been convicted of using pets.

Then he became a reform guy. He became the mayor of Hull. And there's like amazing footage that

reformed themselves, put out. Right. Of him on like, they were like, Luke Campbell's first day as

the mayor of Hull. He's in the office. He doesn't know what to do. No. He's still about

meeting. Yeah. He stood there and his head's just spinning around. He's never been in an office

before. Yeah. Right. Well, yeah. We've got some big meetings, plans. Right. Okay. Well,

I suppose I'll get my computer out. It doesn't know what a mayor is. It's much more fun like

poning the lips on Twitter than it is like running. Yeah. And you realize like you'd like the right

wing people who just want change and just want, oh, fuck this. Get them all out. They're all

fucking get them out. Get the government out. Get the migrants out. It's like they don't know

what they're what they actually want. No. They think it's something racist, but they're not really

sure. And it's to the point where they've gone through the looking glass now to sort of

give it back to the people with sick of English people losing what they've got. You know, people

at the top do it. If they flood this country with people, fuck you. I can't get a doctor's appointment.

So you're going to vote for a guy called Rupert? Yeah. You've gone through the look. You've

gone all the way around. Rupert in the in the fucking. I just want an alternative. I cannot trust

the old politicians who flooded this country with migrants, fucking taxes. Yeah. Get me someone

normal. Nigel's not racist enough. Rupert. Guess we do Rupert then. It's like, do you know what I

hate? I hate kind of like old-fashioned politicians in suits that do that with their hands when they

talk. Who's this Matt Goodwin cut then? And he's just there like, yeah. So of course, like the

British people are in a civilisation of battle for generational British values. Fuck off. It's so

cocked. It's so cocked. You think you want something different. Nigel's not racist enough for you.

So you've just gone back to an everytonian called Rupert. Yeah. And also the whole thing of

like, we're not reformed. We're restored. It's like, do you not know your voter base? Do you

not realise how thick they are? They won't remember which one they could easily get confused.

Of course they will. Are you kidding me? We're called the Schmebeparty. Nearly 90% of them are going

to get into the ballot box and go, oh, fucking hell. Was it reform or restore? Which one's the most

racist one? Oh, been dropped for two years. Which one's Nigel? Which one's Rupert? Which one's

Nigel? Which one's Rupert? I just want to pay a bit less tax. Yeah. I think there's a hopeful

message behind George in a way then because I think this is the story of a man who's not particularly

committed to it. And maybe we'll just end on say like George before all of this because I think

that is a nice, a nice idea. Like George before this was on TikTok and he was trying to just

become a presenter. That was what he was interested in at the time before he went on big brother

before all of this. This is George talking about boats. Did you know that the oldest known boat

is the Pes Kanu dating back to 8,000 BC and was found in the Netherlands? Now if that's not

impressive enough, wait till you hear it was carved from a single tree trunk. Got a bit of

rustle brown there. I just think it's amazing to hear these stories of real ingenuity and the

innovative nature of the people that came to for us from way back when. He's good at this.

It's not bad it is. He's really good. It's right that we take a look at this ancient engineering

masterpiece. Shall we? Come on, let's have a look. You're really excited for this.

So George. It's good. It's like in another world he's doing a history YouTube. Yeah.

In another world George is on the one show. Cut to him from the one show. Exactly that. Cut to

him. And some residents in Essex have been creating their own canoes from local wood. We sent George

Gilbert to take a look. That's it. And instead he's like and again because he doesn't really have

the armory for it. He's on talk TV going what if they came from Mars maybe and it's like

George, just rediscover your passion. The tragic irony of a man on G.B. news who deep down actually

loves boats. The tragic irony of a now right wing commentary at Illumas and Kuspen's life when G.B.

He's talking about migration boats. It's came up. Loving boats. I like a boat. Yeah.

I like a garage. Like a boat. Like a train. He just needs to get fucked. He just someone just

suck him off for fucks. The most left wing thing you could do. Yeah. Just suck off George.

Just suck him off. Like one of the girls. One of the guys just fucking suck him off for

God. Zack Pelletsky. Oh, he's getting that makes it sound like it's a gay thing. It's not that.

No, I don't care. Plants can do it. If I didn't have three kids on the turquoise,

you mean I'd do it. I'd suck George. That is a screenrock promise. You can take that to the bank.

We are going to suck off George Gilbert at time of his choosing. If he's going to like if he's

going to have sex before we just finish, I will just say on this because I did promise this.

I've had an epiphany. Please. You thought you were at this episode. Yeah, I was very clearly

trying to bring the episode to a close. Do you reckon you're good at sex? It's a good question.

What I will say is if Emma were to ever dump me, I think the idea of having a one night stand

where you don't know people's preferences or like what they're into or what helps them get going

is a frankly and the idea that I did a very long time ago used to do that is a kind of terrifying

thing. It's absolutely insane. Something has nuanced and difficult. Well, nuanced and like

No, I'll say difficult. Difficult. Yeah. Personal as sex. You go, do you know what?

Let's have six pints. We barely know each other. Let's give it a go. I work it out.

I was thinking about the other day. So I guess I think I've got to work out the most intricate

bit of a woman's body. I know nothing about her. Yes. Let's get pissed before.

The psychology of this woman has informed her sexual desires over many years. I've got to

try and work that out. Is she going to tell you? Definitely not. Absolutely not. Pass it

out the wrong way. So what I would say is that I'm kind of like Chelsea Undermarineo. I'm quite good

at home. I've got a very good home record, I think. Really? But if I were to be like situation

again, if Emma dumped me and got married to someone rightfully in her social and emotional class

and I had to go back out into the market, I'm not sure how old fair. A lot of way of saying,

no, I don't think I'm pretty good at sex. I think it points to you in that. You would pat

yourselves on the back for being good at home. I mean, the thing, so I spoke to my, I used to do a

lot of car journeys with a brilliant comedian called Pierre Navelli. We were at the same agencies

for do a lot of gigs together. And I remember on a car journey home once, we were talking about

why we both love stand up most. We're both saying like it's like a puzzle that you never quite

sold because the conditions, there's no such thing as a kind of cultural like there's no like

perfect control test with stand up that the conditions will never always be the same. And so you're

never going to say, even if you've got a perfect bit of material, you might do it. We've got a gig

with a different room or a different audience. It's the end of the bar, but it may be a different

for everything. Exactly. It's a puzzle you're never going to solve. And at once that is both

maddening, but it also gives you a constant pursuit. The constant pursuit of trying to get

a better, yeah, yeah. Love it. Sex is exactly the same. Sex is exactly the same. Like anyone

who thinks they're good, you're not good. They're still more to improve on. I was with them.

I mean, this is real. Yeah, why not? I was with a girl who squared. Sure. I was with a squarter.

Right. Right. Now, you think you want that as a teenager. Right. Because you see it in the

pool. I will say it's it's it's a real clear up job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I remember

kind of a quickie, can you really? Well, you got to think about dry surfaces and dry wipe and

that kind of thing in that situation. Yeah, there was a lot of doing it just in the over the bath

kind of thing. Just hold her over the sink. Literally did. But I remember once, I thought I was

good because that kept happening. Right. And then I remember once she was like, I was like,

God, yeah, you know, not not to sound big any, but I was like, I'm glad you had a good time.

And she's like, what do you mean? She's like, I was like, he did that late. And she's like, oh,

I was like, yeah, she's like, oh, that's not the same as me. Right. I was like, oh, my god. Imagine

being told that. Imagine that for years. I was like, I'm the fucking I'm the dog. I'm the man.

Oh, you thought that. I mean, I enjoyed that. But that's not me doing that. Yeah.

Fuck me. Sometimes you've been hitting the crossbar and you think you've been scoring a goal.

I've got better than that. The thing is when I was when I was when I was when I was when I was

you know, when I was traveling around the country, when I was when I was away from home a lot,

I was a fucking rabbit. I was jeaning. Right. And it was it was a parley who luckily I had sex

in the same room as him. And he was like, you got to stop that. Yeah, sort of like. Yeah,

bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. No, I don't want that. It's not. I mean, I think when you're when

you're a young man, like that's that's kind of part for the. What you've learned is what you've

learned. It's very bad. It's very bad. Yeah. And it takes a long time. By the way, I'm not like

aggressive. No, no, no, I just thought it was about going as fast as possible. And then it's like

and then and then essentially what happens is you die a kind of ego death where you kind of go

you learn. You're like, it's kind of nothing about you. Yeah, that's fair. It's they have to be

relaxed. Yes. And by the way, I'm only talking about HETRO. I don't know about guys. I've always I'm

guided that I'll never get to fuck a guy or a trans now that I'm married. Right. But anyway, so

but I'll it's like it's not about you. Just fucking lay down. It's near enough. They always have

they prefer being on top. Let's be honest. Yeah. They they they fast better. Right. And it's just

and in night and night. So it's just just try not to come. Yeah, that's about right. So if you listen

in George, if you if you if you if you've if you've gone out and found this and you're like,

God, these guys are being mean, we're not being mean. We don't think you believe any of it. We

think you're a fucking idiot. And we think the fact that you've ended up on on these quote radical

platforms saying quote radical things is a symptom of a society where there is no home for the

soft right anymore. We ultimately think you need to get fucked. We put the shout out for our

listeners to try and fuck someone more. And when it happens, mate, all the temptation in the world

is for you to go as fast as you can. You actually want to go slower than you think. It's like public

speaking. It sounds a lot slower in your head than it is in real life. Stay still.

Stay still. I remember it's not about you. Yeah. Yeah. And ask them what they like.

Ask them what they like. Yeah. And don't get pissed. Don't get too pissed. The temptation will

be to get really pissed. Don't get too pissed. Yeah. And if you ever attempt to do anything you've

ever seen in porn, just don't just be very still. And God knows what you've been watching,

but don't. Yeah. Think about the boats. Think about a garage. Try and think about a garage

with a lovely old boat in it. What are we talking about? Try not to carve.

Thanks, Jennifer. This is for this group of people. Thanks so much for listening. See you next week.