#134 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (You Laugh, You Leave)

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Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane.

And I'm Amanda and we have a very wonderful guest with us today, Trevor.

And I'm Trevor.

Pretty cool.

Great.

Today we're playing a really fun new game.

It's a new game.

It's kind of new.

It's kind of new.

It's basically based off of our live shows.

Yes.

We were playing Try Not To Laugh.

A new game.

Try Not To Laugh.

A new game. Try Not To Laugh.

However, today when you laugh, you leave.

You literally leave.

And then someone else will hop in in our place.

And then that'll just be how it goes.

Yeah, cool.

And the game starts now.

If you laugh, someone else will take your place.

Okay.

Okay, Fartso.

I understand.

Do you really think that was going to get me?

That's what you're going with, Fartso.

It almost got me.

Yeah.

Fartso.

We were talking about pizza rolls a second ago and I was saying how pizza rolls are.

They're true.

I forgot that when I was a kid, I would fucking munch on those.

Yeah.

You'd m-

I was trying to munch on it.

What else were you munching on?

Yeah, what else were you munching on?

Huge.

Let's go.

All right.

Hi, Olivia.

Make me laugh.

Hi.

Whoa.

Hi.

Really tense.

Like a spring.

Hi.

Oh my god.

There he is.

It's you and me.

Not giving the seat up.

I worked hard to get here.

Kid name seat.

What did you say?

I said kid name seat.

Like instead of kid, these stones you have kidney seeds.

Yeah.

They're not stones yet.

They're little pebbles.

You had a water room.

Oh.

What?

I can't even look at Spencer, man.

I can't even look at him.

No, just look at me, Trevor.

Do you guys have any bits?

Anything funny?

Yeah.

That was kind of a last minute.

Oh yeah.

You know what's funny when you said that pizza rolls were basically egg rolls.

So you didn't let me finish.

I wasn't saying they were basically egg rolls.

I'm saying the technology of pizza rolls is based on egg rolls.

No.

No.

Like it's the same.

I don't know what kind of like breading it is.

Or if you'd even call it breading.

I know you were Chinese for like two years.

But you were wrong.

You were Chinese for two years.

I was Chinese for two years.

You know, I kind of rolled back on the Chinese-ness.

I just saw Angela ask what is Chinese.

You're looking at it, Angela.

You're looking at it.

You want to know what Chinese is.

It's us.

I'm going to take my hat off.

I'm wearing a Chinese hat.

Whatever.

I don't know what a Chinese hat is.

They're probably all kinds of hats because it's a huge fucking country.

My mom probably knows what a Chinese hat is.

Yeah.

Your beautiful mother.

Angela's mom is beautiful too.

Thank you.

Have a free mom.

Thank you.

You have a beautiful mom too.

We got to get them out.

We got to get you guys out.

I have a meeting in ten minutes.

Oh, really got to get me out.

I'm literally not leaving.

I like your glasses.

Not a bit.

It's fun.

Why does it sound like a bit, dude?

Me complimenting when I'm at a bar.

Hey, you look beautiful.

Not a bit.

Damn, I feel like I'm on like a killing street.

You are killing street.

Yeah.

It's like when you're playing Call of Duty.

...D-D-D-D.. what's up Olivia?

I was with the shirt of the airport the other day.

You can't...

Spencer's wearing a modern warfare...

...molter warfare 2 shoot of the theaters of the Russian mission yes

Which I do not endorse yeah, for our actions not

the actions of those guys actually

Wish I could take myself out of this right now I'm sure

Oh, can you do like a good fake laugh?

Yeah.

It would count.

I'm not gonna laugh.

Sorry, my aura ring keeps giving me notifications.

It's crazy.

I'm not, and nobody will know what it says, but me.

Just says, it just says my heart rate's 150,

which is good.

That's good, right?

It's good, it means I'm going.

Your heart is beating.

What's the funniest thing you've ever heard?

The funniest thing I've ever heard?

I do, I do have a crazy story.

Okay, let's hear it.

Legit, legit, so, and this is my uncle's story.

Oh.

The story about my uncle, isn't that a game?

That's a video game, anyways.

So he was, there was, they were at like a restaurant

or like a diner and it was super late night,

and things got like rowdy.

This was in college era, and I'm probably going to

butcher the story, but there is like kind of a punchline

to the story.

Yeah, it'd better be so funny,

because I have to make it to this meeting.

Okay, okay.

Got it, it could be allowed.

So like, things were getting rowdy,

things were getting really rowdy,

and eventually, like, I don't want to say like a scuffle

broke out, but it was something like that,

and my uncle kind of like stood up to him,

and like, and like, no one had really stood up to this guy.

Like, I think there was like an instigator,

and he was, and he was like, oh, like, you're gonna,

like, you're gonna like, stand up to me, blah, blah, blah,

and my uncle said something along the lines of like,

oh, like, I'm not scared of you,

and the guy just leaned over and put his hand on his chest.

He's like, then why's your heart beating so fast?

And I was like, that's the crazy shit you could ever do.

That's not even a fun, I mean, it is funny,

but it's like, it's more just like,

can you imagine that in like a movie or something like that?

That's a bold move.

Wait, I feel like that's also a pickup line.

Yeah, it's kind of like, just touching a stranger.

Just, just hand on their heart.

It's like, you do that, you do the avatar, I see you.

Just be like, I don't know that, I don't know that.

You don't know the avatar?

James Cameron's avatar?

I know, I know avatar, I don't know when they did that.

I feel like this would be a,

because if I say like, if you're at a bar,

I think this would be a good thing.

Yeah, three minutes to make me laugh.

It's like, if you're talking to someone,

and then you just look at them and you just go.

No.

No.

You can go with a thing.

Why that?

It doesn't matter, account.

Yeah, there you go.

Bye, Olivia.

Good luck.

That's, I think that that was a fake laugh.

It probably was a fake laugh, stop it.

I did kind of laugh.

Have you guys ever been beat by, like, physically?

Out of video game?

Wow, what an entrance.

I was going to say like, I think that counts.

I think that out here.

The funniest prank would be if, like, Olivia came on

and her mic was not plugged in.

Aw, that would be devastating.

And we just ignore her the entire time,

and we just talk back and forth.

This looks like the Joe Rogan podcast right now.

Uh, I'm Chinese.

OK, I can't.

I'm sorry.

You weren't even texting any of the Tumblr.

Yeah, Tumblr.

And get it your head in the game.

Were you ever on Tumblr?

Oh, yeah.

Big hardcore.

Really?

What was your fandom?

Did you have, like, what was your biggest post?

Was it musical theater?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

I knew it.

It was rent.

Wow.

What?

No, no.

I've seen rent.

I've seen the movie rent.

And what do you think about the AIDS crisis in the 90s?

Bad.

Really bad.

What do you mean?

Was that the 90s?

Was it also 80s?

I thought it was 80s.

I think it's 80s and 90s, but rent takes place in 90s.

You know why?

It's still happening today.

Yeah, you know.

And you know what?

Did you think about that?

I think that's why I was like, oh, for me, it's not the 90s.

It's like, it's a continuous rent.

It's right now.

So for you, AIDS is the 80s.

No, I said it was a continuous thing.

Do you guys think it's not talking about AIDS?

Yeah, Angela.

Oh, my God.

Like, it's so annoying.

Come on.

So I was trying, I'm trying a new diet.

Okay, let's talk about it.

Um, I just, I'm, I heard that, okay.

So the broccoli cauliflower, that family of foods,

makes you apparently gassy.

It has like, I literally can't do broccoli.

It hurts.

It hurts.

It hurts.

Laudmop.

Laudmop.

Laudmop.

Yes.

No, I know what you're talking about.

It's a anti-acid diet, right?

Yes.

Yes.

What?

Garlic.

It's heavy acid foods.

Yeah.

That's got to be tough for you as an Italian.

No, it's, it is.

You just listed your two like primary sources of nutrients.

No, literally.

It's almost impossible.

And then I realized why I was having so many bloating issues.

You can't even be here right now.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

You're trying to giggle.

I'm not trying to giggle.

I'm genuinely a little fascinated.

So you're going to give up tomatoes and garlic.

I tried.

It's really hard.

It's really hard.

Yeah, I could.

Tomatoes, garlic, broccoli, but cauliflower is okay.

Talking genuinely.

Oh, no.

If you keep raising your fiber intake, you'll get used to it.

Your fiber intake?

Yeah, broccoli and cauliflower.

They just have a ton of fiber in them.

It's like it's a lot on your body.

So if you start eating a ton of broccoli, it's like, oh my god.

Yeah.

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Okay, back to the show.

Why do I do that?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Here's something.

What's up?

What happened to fiber 1 bars?

Where'd they go?

As a kid.

Into my mouth.

No, but remember they were-

That's so dumb.

But we're good.

That's actually a great question.

What happened to fiber 1 bars?

They took over the nation.

I'm sorry.

I don't think I was in the-

They took over the nation.

You were not in the nation when fiber 1 bars?

They took over the nation.

They did, right?

It felt like at school we were all eating fiber 1 bars.

Did your mom ever do like the fiber 1 crystal light slim fast diet?

All women did.

Right, Trevor?

26.

Oh, fuck.

I will not be laughing at that.

The Chris Kyle of jokes, am I right?

I got a-

What?

Do you want me to tell a joke or something?

I guess if you must.

I guess if we can't talk about fiber 1 bars.

I guess we can't talk about slim fast and our mothers.

You asked me a question and I answered it and now you're staring me down.

Like what happened to women talking about slim fast, right?

What happened to crystal light?

A little powder in your water and yum, yum, yum.

You have sparkling something.

I think it's still around.

I had, I had crystal light in the, in the house.

I caught my mom drinking Celsius out of a wine glass.

No.

Not knowing it was super like, like an energy drink.

You know, this stuff boosts your metabolism.

Boost, boost, boost.

It boosts.

It boosts.

Boost your metabolism when I went like, like speed in the 80s.

That's what she was like.

She was, yes.

Ah.

Crazy.

Yeah, did your parents do drugs?

Boo, likely not.

Maybe.

I feel like I vaguely remember my mom talking about like smoking a joint in high school or something.

I don't know.

I'm trying to think like, would you hang out with your parents if you met them at your age now?

Oh, great question.

Like my parents right now is the same.

Your age.

Well, when they were that age, like I always think I wonder if like my dad was like, like, too cool for school or like, or for my mom.

I think I would hang out with my mommy but not my daddy.

Fuck.

Fuck.

It's white.

Yeah.

Looks like Joe Rogan's back with me, boy.

No.

Yeah.

Okay.

So we get to start a whole new conversation.

There was a point during Smosh Hospital where it was like all guys in the in like our one dressing room and we developed into like dude talks.

So it was actually insane.

It does.

But it was kind of like refreshing because like I am not in many like all dude situations.

I am.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My bedroom.

Sick dude.

Having like, how many men have you had sex with the one day?

Welcome back to the program.

Wow.

It feels really good to be back here.

I wonder why a chance cut out.

Anyways.

If someone is not watching this.

Oh my gosh.

They're just listening to like different voices at random times.

We're going to add in like like, I think stows out effects of like footsteps.

Like, leaving an entry.

What's my footsteps?

Probably.

You.

It's going to be like Jurassic Park.

The fucking the water.

Because you're tall.

Jabal.

Oh, this is a scary three.

Yeah.

Yeah.

First person to say something loses all power.

So I'll take the bullet.

Yes.

But I know we all care about.

Yeah.

Like we were we all were back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

What?

Oh.

And we're back boys.

Yeah.

Wow.

Let's talk about penis.

That was bad Amanda.

I just did like a two hour long impression of Amanda.

It wasn't two hours.

You did.

And also you're wearing eyeliner right now.

And have you thought about wearing eyeliner just in general?

You know, I've gotten that before.

But no.

Because your eyes are biblical.

They sting.

It stings my eyes when I put on eyeliner.

I can't get eyeliner off.

Yes.

I just scrubbed in the bathroom.

I'm going to oil.

Someone also told me Vaseline.

Who told you that?

They're not well.

What?

Okay.

Vaseline.

Oh.

Oh.

No, it'll clog your pores.

Oh.

Coconut oil might also too.

Oh.

But I like it.

Yeah.

That's not that much different.

You're just really pushing this coconut oil.

Yeah.

Works for other things too.

Have you.

Uh.

Yeah.

I'm not sure.

I used coconut oil.

Shea butter.

Nice.

Oh.

Okay.

Spencer's making black jokes in the wings.

Yeah.

Spencer, don't make black jokes in the wings.

If you're going to make black jokes,

you have to be up here making black jokes in front of chance.

Yeah.

You've got to stay with the spotlight on you.

You have to have your face on camera.

And it'll be okay when I'm right here.

Yeah.

In the middle.

Yeah.

In the middle.

Yeah.

You cannot make black jokes.

That's true.

Yeah.

We've gone over this so many times here.

But Chinese jokes without Olivia, I mean, you've done it.

Yeah.

Only Spencer.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Hey.

I did roast you for a long time.

But what are your top five favorite movies?

Yeah.

That was hilarious.

Death becomes her.

Death becomes her.

What lies beneath?

What lies beneath?

Did I ask you?

What is going on?

I just know them.

He knows them.

Double jeopardy.

What's the which one?

Particle magic.

Oh, practical magic.

That's number one.

They're all from the 80s.

Yeah.

That's all I have to say about that.

Rent.

You like rent?

I love rent.

I saw rent on Broadway.

I love talking about the AIDS crisis.

But we don't need to get into it.

She's ancient to talk about AIDS again.

Yeah.

That's what she loves.

Wait.

Did you guys enjoy the rent movie?

I have not watched many.

Yes.

Of course, I've seen the rent movie with Adina Mandel.

Adina Mandel.

And she was in the original Broadway performance.

She's in every single Broadway performance.

That's true.

That's so true.

Come on.

She's not in Spelling Bee, what you saw.

She did.

It was so good.

It's a great show.

It's saying that I need to go see Spelling Bee.

And they sing.

You would make such a good assistant principal.

Really?

Yes.

Is the assistant principal good?

She's like big.

I love talking about musical theater.

You're out.

Oh, yeah.

Let's keep talking about musical theater.

Oh, my God.

Let's talk about musical theater.

Musical theater.

Okay.

Spelling Bee.

Because I don't know a ton.

So it's nice to talk to people who know stuff.

Yeah.

I know a lot about musical theater.

So I guess I would be cast as the biggest assistant principal in Spelling Bee.

I didn't know that Spelling Bee was a, I've never heard of it before.

Do they like sing the letters while they're spelling it out?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Probably.

That makes sense.

Yeah.

Cool.

Wow.

I don't know if it sounds like something I'll ever see because I don't have someone to like really explain it.

Yeah.

That's so true.

I think if there was someone here to really dive in deep into Spelling Bee, we probably see it.

Wow.

Wait.

Going back.

You guys hear that?

You brought it up a couple of times.

Someone stepped on a goose.

We brought it up a couple of times.

But the movie burlesque.

You know how?

Morgan will watch.

Sure.

Yeah.

I sent a voice novel just to Angela Unprompt and just like, why are we all watching it?

And she knows it.

I'm sorry.

Excuse you?

Do that impression again?

I can't do share.

Wait.

Do that impression again because it sounded like you have something in your teeth.

Why are we all watching it?

I know.

I can't do share.

Okay.

Okay.

This is perfect.

This is the duo that I wanted.

Why are we all watching it?

Because because Courtney's like, this is the best movie and then Amanda was like, it's the best movie.

And I watched it and I was like, you know what I think this is what my version of burlesque is?

Genuinely.

I think it's Bloodsport.

A movie that I'm like, that's the best movie ever.

But it's not a good movie.

But it's awesome.

What's Bloodsport about?

Bloodsport is John Claude Van Dam going to an underground fighting competition in China.

Okay.

And it's like all these ridiculous fighters from around the world fighting in a...

Okay.

That sounds like a good comp, like a different...

It's ridiculous.

Yeah.

It's not well written.

Have you seen Roadhouse?

Oh, Roadhouse is another good example.

Roadhouse from the 80s, probably in my top 10.

Roadhouse is actually probably a better...

Because it's similar to burlesque where he shows up to this place.

See, Roadhouse is new there.

Yeah.

Yeah, I watched burlesque.

Courtney was like, can we watch burlesque?

And I was like, sure.

And then it starts and it's like, oh!

It's up there!

And you're like, damn!

It's so good.

So good.

It's so fun.

And then we should do light my candle, karaoke.

Oh, that's how we do it.

We're back at rent.

Yeah, sorry.

I wanted to take it back to rent.

I thought you might want to talk about rent.

Because I love rent.

I love rent.

Yeah.

I wrote a paper on Jonathan Larson when I was in middle school.

The paper was 10 pages long, not double space.

That's not double space.

Do you remember in school?

I don't know.

Did you guys just came swimming in?

Did you get in trouble for that?

Because you should double space it.

Okay, so every teacher was different.

I remember every teacher was so different about like double space.

That's true.

And do you remember it was like, three pages and you're like, oh my god,

oh my god, double space was just single space.

Double space was just single space.

And they'd be like, single space.

And you'd be like, oh, that's rent.

That's double space.

Yeah, I was using chat GPT back then.

Yeah, before it was invented.

How were you?

How were you?

How were you doing that?

How were you?

How are you?

How are you?

I'm good.

No, how were you doing that?

He just did.

He just could do that.

He could do that.

Yeah, there's a website.

Okay, so spelling be what's so fun about spelling be.

Okay.

It's an old, old, like it went on Broadway.

Like this is the revival.

And the old one.

Back in the 40s.

Yeah, it was like one of the first, you know,

in a while that does really good audience participation.

Oh.

Like really good.

And it's so fucking fun.

I don't know about this new production.

How much they're in the audience or not.

But in the original.

It's such a good fucking musical.

You would love it.

You would really love it.

Anyway.

It was last musical you saw in person.

In person?

I think I've only seen one.

And it was the Dell's chemistry.

And it was spring awakening.

Forever ago at the Pantages.

And honestly, I had no idea what was going on.

Yeah.

I was very far back.

And I just didn't know the plot or anything.

And I was like, I don't know what's happening.

It's got some of the songs in it.

Yeah.

Music's really pretty.

I struggle to keep up with musicals.

That's probably counts.

The only movie musical that I love

and I saw multiple times was Les Mis.

And I think it's actually the live record,

like how the music, the audio's live.

Made it easier to follow along.

That's interesting for me because I feel like you said

with musicals, it's hard for you to understand the songs

when they're plot.

And Les Mis is all plot on music.

I know.

Something about it.

We have talked about like lyrics.

It takes us a couple of listens to a song

to really get into the lyrics and for those to click.

And yeah, for a musical when it's all,

I'm listening to the music.

I'm not listening to the lyrics.

I need subtitles.

I mean, that's why I like musicals that are plot

in the scenes and the songs are emotion.

Because it's like, they say like when you can't speak,

you'll sing.

Like your emotion feels so much that you sing.

So.

Yum.

Yum.

Yum.

She's...

It's, I'm not funny if I try to be.

That's what I just learned.

And this place is all about...

You're weren't trying...

We're none of us are trying to be funny.

We're having a big conversation.

That's the real conversation.

I know what you're saying.

And now, and I felt the pressure like,

okay, now go back to the bit and make them laugh.

And I can't do it.

I just have to naturally...

Your brain is like me.

You're brain is like me.

Be a fucking...

Yeah, that's...

You're sensitive.

Gentlemen.

Let's bring it back to comedy then.

Let's talk about family guy.

Tag me out.

No.

That hurts.

Friendly fire.

Really bad.

That hurts really bad.

Back to the boys.

Okay, so let's talk about musical theater some more.

The angel is gone.

That's good.

See?

That's good.

Okay, chance.

Let's do...

Let's sing like my candle next time at karaoke.

That would be so fun.

Are there any good true crime stuff going on?

Are you kidding?

Yeah, true crime.

Like, because I don't keep up with...

You know, let's be happy.

As far as I know, there's no serial killers.

Crime has been...

You know, they got the pre-cogn...

Like, we solved murder.

I feel like it's been a long time since...

Was that a minority report joke?

Yeah.

That was awesome.

That was really cool.

You guys see that episode of Rick and Morty when the...

They had the pre-cogs on Rick and Morty?

I think so.

I don't remember a lot of that show.

I remember liking that show despite everything kind of around.

Because everyone was so annoying about the show.

It got too popular.

But then I would watch the show and be like, this is really good.

It's still really funny.

It's still good.

But I feel like it's getting to that point where people who were still watching family guy

or still watching The Simpsons are like, it's still good.

It's good.

Oh, yeah.

Because it is good.

Yeah.

He's a Dan Harmon.

He's a genius.

He's a incredible genius.

I mean, I heard he's also crazy, sorry.

I know.

Like, I mean...

I've heard that.

But genius takes...

Yeah.

Genius.

Who's like the most normal genius, you think?

Or like, to me, this is one I always think about.

I've never heard really weird anecdotes about Steven Spielberg.

I know who I was going to say who I've only heard is actually a very normal guy as David Lynch.

Well...

I only heard that he was really normal and very chill.

And his stuff is so wacky and so out there.

I almost think the wackier they are, the like probably more normal they are.

Like, I wonder if Hideo Kojima is like kind of a normal guy.

Yeah, he just goes.

I wonder what his right is like.

Oh, probably pretty normal.

I feel like he smashed cuts his own conversations.

Yeah.

Like, you see right now?

I didn't see right now.

I didn't see running man.

I heard it was mid.

Oh, it was mid.

Yeah, it was alright.

I met him when I first moved out here.

I went to a signing in Amiba.

So I have a...

I have a signed copy of that.

Have you seen Cool Runnings?

Yeah.

I never saw Cool Runnings.

Yeah, I don't think you really know.

Oh.

Oh.

I forgot it was turned off to Lafayette.

It was just on a podcast for a second.

That was just a legit podcast for a minute.

And that's...

Too many dudes out there.

I know.

Yeah, guys.

Guys, switch it up.

Um...

Yeah, it's under pretend like you're playing Fighters or Freddy's or something.

Okay.

We did...

I'm super spooked.

Yeah, he really got us.

Um, we did play that escape room.

That was so fun.

That was so...

It's probably out by now.

I don't think so.

When does that air...

Uh, who knows?

Who gives a fuck?

Um...

Jesus Christ.

I just want to say something.

And nobody...

Angel looks over at me from across and just points at Shane and goes,

we got to get him up.

Spencer.

Oh, Spencer.

Spencer's going to stay stuck for a little bit.

Look at it.

He's got his hands gripped.

You guys were talking about a true crime.

You guys were talking about true crime.

No, we weren't.

Yeah, you weren't.

I remember certain times.

No, you guys totally weren't bringing it up.

You were talking about Halo?

And I got...

Dude, we played Halo this weekend.

Oh my god.

We played Halo this weekend.

We did snipers.

It was us doing jacks up the guy.

It was us doing jacks up the guy.

He was...

Yeah.

We've been...

We've been gaming.

Yeah.

He's in town.

No, we play online.

She doesn't know how that works.

I thought you all...

I thought when you play, you guys are all in person, of course.

No, so there's like the computer and you can like...

Guys, I know that.

Like on the internet.

You think my husband plays with a bunch of Russians in our house?

No.

Is it Blit?

Get down.

Blit?

I don't even know.

It's like Davai, Davai.

All the Russian.

What is this resident evil?

Ooh.

Oh my god, I missed you guys.

So that's...

Okay, we have to get in.

I missed you guys so much.

Why?

Do you not like hanging out?

You have to get up.

We like hanging out with you, but...

Enough.

Oh.

That's crazy.

I feel like I should've left for that one.

Every time Chance comes back here, he's like...

Yeah.

Better watch yourself.

He's going to come in fully with like a heart on, like walking in behind.

What a spitzer!

What?

He's going to hit us in the back of the head with it.

We're like, what's up?

Pongi!

What?

Well, he actually...

My dick is not that big.

Yeah, he...

Thank you.

Okay.

I fucking got it here.

I still want to...

Yeah.

I think we were talking about it so many times for like assumptions, tiny pizzas.

I love that.

It would be very funny.

That'd be a good April Fool's one.

They get us in.

They don't tell us what the assumptions is.

And then Nicole starts throwing out questions.

We're like, what is this about on...

Where are you going with this?

What the...

We like read it off the iPad.

The chat said that what's it feel like when...

For those listening, it's probably a very faint voice from the corner.

It's Angela doing Nicole.

It's very funny.

I did.

I am wearing underwear right now that...

Yes!

Spitzer!

That doesn't have like the pee hole.

What?

You use the pee hole.

It's just...

Yes, I use the pee hole.

Yeah, really.

You pull your dick over the pee hole in your underwear.

I pull my penis through the zipper, through the pee hole, out into the air.

You're the zipper.

You're lying.

You're lying.

You don't unbutton your pants.

You are doing it.

You are doing it.

I think technically correctly though.

That is what all of it was designed for.

What are you...

Are y'all fucking like full of like pants around the house?

No.

But I like...

I'm pulling down...

I pull everything down.

In the front.

Yeah.

In the back.

In the back.

I'm shitin' up for it.

I'm pissin' up.

Hey.

All right, Trevor.

Talk about your penis.

Talk about your penis.

I don't know.

I don't know if I've talked about this on the record.

I would talk about my penis but...

This is...

This is off the record.

If I haven't been on the record yet, I don't think I want to be on the record now.

You're only like 26.

Look, guys.

I didn't start talking about my penis until like 27.

I gotta fucked up, sirk.

It just fills up with pee.

That's disgusting.

That's disgusting.

That's disgusting.

That's disgusting.

That's just like a real story and a really insecure about it.

How do they do it?

Well, it just like healed a little weird.

Okay.

It's nothing bad.

You just said, talk about my penis and now I want to cry.

Where I was crying, talking about his penis.

Dude, I've had like a...

I've been anxious all week and...

I've been like...

I've been like...

Can I not talk about my life, man?

Sorry, now I'm just trying to tell a personal anecdote here.

I'm ready.

I'm listening.

It's been not having the best week and now I'm here and...

I feel like I'm just laughing at everything because I just like...

I'm like, dang.

It's good to be around, you know, my friends.

But so how do you pee?

I don't put my penis through the hole in my underwear.

What is the hole for?

If not to put your penis through the pee.

I think that's actually a really good point, Spencer.

I don't know what the hole is for.

I think that's what it's there for.

But I think you're psychotic to use it because it's not efficient.

It's probably for air.

Yeah, you're right.

But it's like covered by like two...

It's like you have to pull it so far apart.

Yeah.

Like you have to go for this little thing.

Thanks so.

Thank God.

Alright Amanda.

Amanda, you can change the subject.

I'm going to change the subject.

You guys need to stop talking about your penis as in your holes, okay?

We all know they're small.

No one can feel them.

Let's move on.

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Back to the show.

Back to the show, buddy.

Probably like your son and then me.

Oh, totally.

My son, you, my father and my husband's probably, you know, way back.

Well, that's just because he doesn't like gifts.

Yeah, he actually he doesn't.

Yeah.

And I knew that.

And you like gifts.

And you greet a little boy.

Ah, yes.

True crime.

I'm doing it.

Yeah.

Anyways, guys, the update of true crime is pretty cool.

It's actually not.

What?

There's something going on right now.

There's a new true crime thing that's happening, happening currently.

What is it?

It could be a movie.

It could be a movie.

Trigger warning.

This, it's an IRS agent and he is on trial right now because he was having an affair with his

Brazilian au pair and they murdered two people to be together.

One of those people was his wife.

Of course, obviously awful.

And this is how he did it.

He put her, he catfished a guy and made it seem like his wife wanted to have like a finish.

I like telling this to Angela over there.

I'm just telling it to Angela.

I haven't looked at you guys at all.

I'm listening though.

Oh, my God.

I'm listening.

I'm not, this is not.

I want to kill him.

Okay.

So, fetish website.

Okay.

Dot com.

They posed.

I'm here.

fetishwebsite.

Dot com.

Dot com.

Not like hustlers, which you call a lot and you need to stop that.

Hustlers.

You are a hustler.

What?

Hollywood.

Is it the last time you heard about any form of...

What are you guys talking about?

I did a voicemail.

A Spencer going to hustlers back in the day.

This is a call back.

Okay.

You guys are slow on this.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Catfish.

Do you know what a catfish is?

Catfish, cabin.

Yes.

You know a catfish on a deep.

Yeah.

Okay.

So, it's like a big guy posing as like a hot girl.

A big guy?

Doesn't it can be anybody?

Okay.

Be a little guy like me.

Travis, switch out.

Okay.

I'm a random person.

Catfish.

Would you consider yourself little?

Yeah.

Like a tiny guy?

Uh.

I don't think about it actively, but like I would say like I'm a smaller guy.

I think you're...

I feel normal sized.

You're big.

You're normal sized.

You're big.

The only time I think I've said this before, the only time I really feel short is like some

reason the airport security line.

Huh.

I feel towered over by everyone.

Even like the shoes come off and I'm like I'm even shorter.

You're done.

Yeah.

A tiny little guy.

I see all the...

Does he say security agents are like...

Well, fidget spinner.

You're like how the hell am I going to get my gun through here?

Yeah.

I wouldn't do that bro.

This is the second airport violence show we've made today.

Yeah, enough.

Sorry.

Anyways, so he goes on the fetish website and pretends to be his wife and is like I'm really

into someone coming into my house and like being like I'm going to rob you.

This is real.

Oh my god.

I'm going to rob you.

And then the guy was like awesome.

So he comes in and he's like I'm going to rob you and she's like what?

So we don't know the truth but he dies.

Then she dies.

And the husband's like look what happened.

She wanted to have a fetish and he was you know crazy and killed her.

Whatever.

And prosecutors are like no, no, no, no, no.

Did they not know about the affair until the trial?

No, they didn't know about the affair until well of course.

And prosecutors are doing their job right.

They knew about the affair.

They were just keeping it tight.

Oh wow.

So get a fetish like that.

Which part?

The like breaking and entering.

I don't know man.

People have every sort of fetishes.

You guys don't have fetishes?

People have every sort of kind of fetishes stuff.

But this is why you have people need to have discussions beforehand.

I love this.

Now it's just a stranger and you just come into my house.

That's my plan.

That's ridiculous.

Because I stopped trying to make you laugh because you are like bricked up over there.

What is the definition of bricked up?

We talked about this before and to me it sounds like constipation.

It does sound like constipation.

I'm like oh I am bricked up.

I have not been able to.

It does sound like constipation.

It does for sure.

That's what it is.

Your bricked up.

I'm still not getting over.

It's like I know people do it.

It's just like the concept of using all the like holes in the jeans and the underwear.

It just makes me think of the alien monster with its mouth coming out of its mouth.

And in many ways.

It is like that.

In many ways that is much to consider.

Do you guys feel uncomfortable unless you're talking about your tiny little penises?

I'm sorry.

You were just talking about an IRS agent who killed his wife.

And how I'm talking about the human bot.

And how unique is that?

I'm not talking about my bigger small vagina.

I don't need to discuss that here.

I'll discuss that later with my husband.

Little big vagina for PlayStation.

That's a game.

Get out.

Get out.

I guess we'll count that.

I guess we'll count that.

Get him out.

All right.

Bring in Lisa Lowe.

Get out.

Who's Lisa Lowe?

You are out of your mind.

It's not an insult.

It's not an insult.

Is it my new glasses?

It's not an insult.

Is it my new glasses?

Who's Lisa Lowe?

No, she's so freaking cute.

Are you kidding me?

Where's my phone?

Someone has to show her Lisa Lowe.

Do your phone keys show me Lisa Lowe?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

Is someone show me Lisa Lowe?

You look like that.

He's back.

You guys we can't sing on this.

I really wanted to sing.

What did you want to sing, Triff?

In the Heights.

Forget him.

Forget him.

That's right for you to be singing.

Look, can a white boy speak a little Spanish?

No.

Okay.

You can try.

You will try.

Take me to jail then.

You guys excite, well, I guess bad bunny already played.

By this point.

Yeah, by this point.

You think it was good?

It's probably good.

I have not heard a bad bunny song yet that like...

I'm like, yeah, this is my shit.

But I'm open to it.

Okay.

Yeah.

I go to bad bunny on Spotify and then I listen.

I'm like, these are good songs but I don't think I could...

I don't think I could pick it out and be like...

Yeah.

Oh, that's bad bunny.

I love it.

It's sad bunny.

That's bad bunny.

Where's good bunny?

I don't know.

I don't listen to enough bad bunny I think.

I'm sorry.

That's okay.

I have like...

I was just going to start talking about music.

But you know, music about music.

New music discovery has been...

I know this kind of been a talking point lately.

It's like new music discovery and like discovering music in the age of...

Like us not usually listening to the radio.

Overwhelming choice.

Yeah.

And overwhelming choice words, you know.

And I did like Rory, our...

I almost said our high school musical director.

Our hospital director recommended me an album.

And that was such a unique thing that doesn't usually happen to me.

Where someone's like, listen to this album that I did.

And I do enjoy it.

And it's like...

But it's like...

I almost feel like I don't have the capacity to...

For like new music and new artists.

Like there's so much...

Legacy music that I'm still trying to catch up to.

Yeah.

I haven't been listening to a lot of music recently.

I've been in my car and I try and I put music on.

And then I'm like, I think I'd rather just sit in the quiet.

I don't know.

Mine's all like kind of getting trancey.

Yeah.

Like it's like techno trance.

Like...

Not a lot of...

It's just not to that.

Yeah.

It's the same kind of thing over and over again.

And it kind of puts you in a space where you're like,

okay, now I can...

Put your note.

Trance.

Oh.

Is that why they call it that?

Whoa.

It makes you think.

Music makes you trance.

The music that makes you trance.

Kempetras.

Yeah.

Cold flapping.

Just like...

I did so speak...

Cold flapping.

No.

Yeah.

Maybe.

I watched Ethyl Cain did a video talking about ASMR.

ASMR.

Change turned into a dart.

But Ethyl Cain talked about ASMR and her love for ASMR.

But then she talked about listening to it in the car.

And that was really interesting to me.

Oh.

And I have since watching that I've been a little more open

to listening to ASMR in the car.

Have you listened to Ethyl Cain?

Honestly?

No.

It's very like ethereal is what I was saying.

I think I listened to a little bit of Ethyl Cain.

It's like...

Yeah.

Ethyl Cain's.

I just know that Ethyl Cain's a badass.

Really?

Like when it comes to like...

They don't hold back.

I don't know anything about them, but like...

I've seen people be like their posts online.

Oh.

Like they're very outspoken in a kind of a badass way.

There are certain like musical artists like that

where they do have this reputation that's built up.

Like Chaffell Roan was like that for a while for me

where I'm like, what is this gonna sound like?

Like...

This artist that's like changing like everything

like they're breaking things down.

And then you hear it.

Like it is good music, but I was expecting stuff that like...

My parents would be like, what the fuck is that?

Like, turn that off.

But like it's very...

It's almost the flip where it sounds almost kind of classic.

Yeah.

It sounds like stuff from decades ago in a good way.

Oh, yeah.

No, it's...

I'm like, hey.

More K-Bush.

Right.

Who's K-Bush?

Yeah.

Who's up?

Yeah.

That's my best.

K-Bush.

K-Bush rocks.

Yeah.

Love K-Bush.

K-Bulled.

Yeah.

K-Bair.

K-B...

What is that?

Bair.

Is that like a pupe type?

Like bear skin.

Oh.

Okay.

K-Bush.

Or barber bush.

Whoa.

George H-Bush.

H-W.

H-W.

H-W.

We haven't been...

We haven't been doing a lot of...

Now watch this drive lately.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

It's very...

It's very funny.

Okay.

We can talk about Tiger Woods if you guys want.

Sure.

What are your thoughts?

Do you reply the games?

Do you reply the games?

And then there's like...

We might as well talk about Tiger Woods.

He has video games?

Oh, yeah.

Tiger Woods PGA Tour.

Okay.

Like...

No.

I don't play sports video games.

No, that's so fair.

I wonder if the dudes play Madden videos come out yet.

I wasn't in that.

You weren't in that.

I wasn't invited.

Well, because it was Angela Courtney and...

Or Rasha.

Or Rasha.

It was insane.

What would be the guy version of that?

The guy's like...

Maybe dressed to impress, but like there are some like...

What would be...

What's like the girls game?

Play like Club Penguin.

Yeah.

Neopets.

You guys need to go.

Oh.

Hey.

Oh!

God.

God.

The guys play wine all day and...

Yeah.

Go.

Go.

Yeah.

Finally.

Some testosterone.

So, do you think they're gonna arrest...

Do you already think the guy...

The IRS guy's gonna go to prison?

Is it looking like he might have a case?

Oh, he's on trial right now.

I don't think it's going well.

Where is this?

Yeah, it's looking bad.

I don't remember.

Oh, I was gonna say...

It sounds like Jersey.

Yeah.

I'm being honest.

No, it's just funny.

I'm not honest.

Can you look it up?

Like, I think it's...

I actually don't have my phone because we're not allowed phones on set.

It's your chip said.

You don't have anything?

Yeah.

You know what I was gonna say?

The IRS catfish is white.

Trial.

His name was like banners.

Trial.

Trial.

Trial.

Trial.

Can't trust an O'Pare.

What is an O'Pare again?

An O'Pare is a live-in nanny.

Oh, oh, okay.

A hot live-in nanny that's supposed to teach your kids a language.

I don't like there's gotta be really good ones.

No, I'm kidding.

I grew up with a lot of O'Pare's.

They were like 19-year-olds Norwegian hotties.

Really?

Is that what it is?

An O'Pare specifically.

Why is that just like a thing?

An O'Pare.

Is that O'Pare's or hot?

Well, you have to get accepted into the O'Pare Academy.

Yeah, of course.

Is there really like an O'Pare Academy?

So, of course.

And they want you to first see what you look like in jeans.

Yes.

And I think it's mostly, they've just started doing men.

Men O'Pare's.

But men are totally.

But it's not because they want to first see what you look like in boots.

And then what your wall looks like in the back pocket of your jeans.

That's like a big one.

I heard it was a myth.

That's a myth.

I've heard some male O'Pare's have to go through this.

There's only a couple in the country, right?

Yeah, there's like two.

John Vaughn and Cloud.

Oh.

They're from Italia.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you have to be like a certain look.

Yeah.

Tall.

Symmetrical.

Symmetrical.

I guess not.

Big broad shoulders.

You have to look like a square with little legs.

Not for me.

Yeah, I guess you're not.

I would not be able to do that.

Child care stuff.

That's tough.

Yeah.

That's tough.

And you have to, you know, cook and clean.

Oof.

No.

Yeah.

Oof.

No.

Yeah.

I grew up on Shepherd's Pie, honey.

Because O'Pare's.

What does that mean?

Shepherd's Pie.

The hell?

You grew up in Ireland in the 1800s.

That's our lab now.

The hell?

The hell?

He's dying over there.

I grew up.

Are you kidding?

We couldn't get a good go like that for like 20 minutes.

Got him.

I know.

And how did I get him like that?

Do you know?

I'm still going.

Angela.

Angela, are you.

Yeah.

Shepherd's Pie is crazy.

What is the hell?

Are you?

By the way, sorry about the Lisa Loeb thing.

I really, it's just that you looked, you resembled Lisa Loeb, which is a compliment.

And I saw a picture and I look exactly like that today.

Yes.

Yes.

Her in the 90s.

At her peak.

That is what you look like.

But anyways, is there any true crime stuff that you're up to date on?

I'm rewatching Karen Reed.

Oh.

Because I want to watch it again.

Because I think season two is going to come out with the second trial and all that stuff.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm fascinated by it.

I don't know.

I only know from you and Amanda everything about Karen Reed.

Well, Amanda keeps up on current true crime.

Yeah.

She wants to know who's out there doing it right now.

Yeah.

That's a lot.

Someone's out there killing right now.

It's actually a scary thought.

I do not like that stuff.

No, that stuff's kind of.

It really like true crime actually.

It's not that I can't sleep.

It's that I just feel like the sense of dread from it.

Yeah.

And I think current true crime is different.

I've talked to Amanda about this and I'll talk.

I like the classic.

Like the black doll, yeah.

Well, I like when people retell it.

And I'm fascinated by when actors in the film industry take it and then fantasize it.

And it's not good.

But I like watching.

I like knowing the case and then watching actors do the case.

I always think it's like drag for me.

I think I'm very much.

I'm not a big fan of when they do like dramatic reenactments of serial killers.

Always silly.

You know, like Netflix has had like a Dahmer and now they're in the Ted Bundy thing.

I think the only way I'd approve is if they do it.

But then they add a few scenes that maybe didn't happen in real life.

Of them doing just really embarrassing shit.

I mean, that's what I like.

That's what I like.

That's what I like.

Just so that it's like, hey, if you're going to be a serial killer,

like we're going to tell your story and like have a scene full frontal.

And they have like full for tiny penis like the tiny like like just like.

And they're like, we have to make him look bad.

Do everything to just be like, oh, he's embarrassing.

You want to see a tiny penis representation in TV.

Yeah, I don't think tiny penis is even like right.

Because like I think that's that's me.

No, that's what you want.

I'm just thinking I'm thinking like just things that serial killers don't want to be depicted at.

I'm saying top and I want tiny penis.

A tiny penis is an embarrassing.

Yeah, yeah, I don't think that's that's what I would go with.

I take, I rolled that one back.

Honestly, a tiny penis is almost empowering.

It is almost empowering.

A serial killer with a tiny penis.

I'd be like, okay.

I don't think a serial killer would be embarrassed by that.

I think it's got to be like stuff that they would be embarrassed by.

It's got to like really play into like that element.

Yeah.

Because right now when they do those movies, they make them kind of cool sometimes.

But it's, yeah, because they're like kind of do it.

Like it's like drag where they're like making it like super silly and hot and nuts.

And I don't know if, yeah, it's, they usually try to like show the victims.

Are you about to laugh?

You just had to hold back laughter while talking about serial killers and the,

you brought the victims.

You didn't and then you nearly broke.

I think it's because I felt so insane that I was doing that.

That I was like standing up.

I was like doing this stupid podcast where we just talked about penis holes.

And now I'm like, well, the victims usually are portrayed pretty well.

And I thought that was a crazy hill to die on.

I'm good.

We're talking about micro penis serial killers.

And as soon as the word victims comes up, we're going back.

Let's talk about literature.

Let's talk about fucking.

I'm excited for weathering heights.

I need to read it.

Wow, that's a crazy taste.

I want to read the book.

I want to read weathering heights before the movie.

Even though I've heard someone was saying that they think the plot of the movie is going to be that.

It was me.

You were saying, okay, I'll let you once you are in.

Amanda was saying she thinks that it's a woman in modern day reading weathering heights

and she's adding her own fantasies into the book,

which I think is a great plot, but it makes me want to read the book

so that I'm like, what's my own interpretation of weathering heights?

I haven't read like classic in a long time, though.

You got a clamp there.

Yeah.

I like to fidget with things, and so I kind of like just pick things up,

and I'm like, oh, I forgot that I picked that up.

Do you have any clamped or nipples?

No.

I have any there.

That sounds...

I think probably with like a chip.

What do you mean probably?

Well, I feel like at some point in my life, I've probably put like a chip club,

a Cheybat clip or something.

But you're saying it's like a joke.

Yeah.

Not like how much of a joke is it.

It's true.

I'm in a basement with a bunch of other dudes hanging out.

Sure, it's off.

We got chips down there.

What kind of chips?

We'll start flipping nipples.

You know, burritos, cool ranch and nacho cheese.

Oh, good.

You know, probably some like Cheetos puffs I feel like back in 2015.

Maybe we were eating Cheetos puffs?

I don't know.

I mean, I know.

They're not good.

I gotta be honest with you guys.

I have been fully back on Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Oh, they're so good.

I'm back.

They're good.

It sucks because they...

I know it's not good for me.

The Trader Joe's talkies?

Oh, I've not had the Trader Joe's talkies.

Oh, you gotta get on that.

They're delicious.

I can't.

They are.

Every time I want to go to Trader Joe's, I'm like, I can't do

with that damn parking lot.

I just don't like making out with the cashiers.

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Let's go places.

I do.

Yeah.

Get that cookie butter.

I don't know.

I don't think this...

The residents are evil.

This pod cannot have three dudes on it.

We're talking about...

Go, go there.

I think so.

You know that feeling when you want to talk,

but you have so much emotion that you have to sing?

Cookie butter.

Here's the thing that people get from

Trader Joe's.

Why did I bring this out?

I don't know.

That was really fun for me.

I really enjoyed that.

Oh wait, I want the guitar.

What should I play?

You guys want to hear me play guitar?

I remember like the thing in high school.

Sorry.

The thing in high school was like...

Do you need a clamp?

Yeah, can I use that as a cable?

Why do you have so many clamps?

And where were they?

Where were they?

And she likes to know.

I would. That's why I'm asking.

James handed that to me.

To up my bit.

Did he?

Yes.

He's like, I need something to elevate.

He's like, take this clamp.

He's like, take my lucky clamp.

Take this clamp all of you and drink from it.

For it is my...

Religion?

It is my blood.

Yeah, she's fucking Catholic or whatever.

I am.

Are you Catholic or are you Catholic?

No, I'm not Catholic.

I'm gay.

Oh, he was outed by the Catholic Church.

I did hear about that.

Ooh, that sucks.

Catholic, at least we out like the legacy.

What's the legacy?

What's the legacy?

Like...

Abusing power?

Yeah.

Okay, let's, you know what?

Let's roll it back.

Yeah.

I was going to say maybe like, you know,

we have the old architecture.

That's what I meant.

Oh, like, pretty churches.

Yeah, yeah.

Pretty churches, but let me just say...

Yeah.

Spooky.

My church was pretty, but it was...

When you're in the choir and you have to go up to the top, top,

it's spooky effect.

Amanda, you're pretty but spooky.

Nice.

That's such a good compliment.

Thank you.

Thank you.

And Spencer?

Complement her.

And it can't be about her body.

Nice.

You.

Even though it is bangin'.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Why am I laughing?

Wait, I want to hear it before I go.

No, it's how it works.

Tell me the compliment.

You're really funny.

Okay.

Thanks.

Yeah.

I was looking for cards against humanity over there for some material.

Damn.

My stinky pussy.

Yeah.

That's a classic.

Rose on the pod.

Three bros.

Can you guys believe that's Anthony?

I could not.

I found out last year that it was Anthony's real funny.

It's top.

Yeah.

It's one of those popular ones.

Yeah.

Yeah.

100%.

It's pretty wild.

Anthony had a viral vying.

Anthony had a viral.

She doesn't know what a viral vying is.

She doesn't know vying.

She doesn't know vying.

She doesn't know vying!

Did you ever make a vying, Amanda?

Yeah.

A lot.

That's insane.

We need to find a vying thing.

We need to find a vying thing.

We need to find a vying thing.

We need to find a vying thing.

Hashtag find a vying thing.

Ashhtag find a vying thing.

But her emails.