1479 - Times Square Billboards, St. Paddy’s Chaos & Robot Restaurant Mayhem

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This is Ross and Mocha. It's Ross and Mocha's going on. Hey guys, it's Bruno Mars.

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Between Ross and Mocha, who is your favorite?

Ross and Mocha. You guys are so funny, man. Congratulations, Lisa. Wow.

You just want a thousand dollars. Amazing. You all just made my entire morning.

Keep it up. You guys are awesome, man. This is the Ross and Mocha Show podcast.

So Mocha and I were in New York on the weekend. Together?

Yeah, together. We went on a trip. Couples trip.

Couples for treat. It was just a two of us. You know, same flight in the morning and everything.

Same plane, same hotel. Yeah, same bed. No. I got nervous, though. I got nervous because at one

point when we were setting it up, Mocha texted me and said, did you book the room?

I didn't know. I didn't know if he met, like, did I book my room? Or did I book a room for the two

of us? Anyway, this was because Amazon music put a huge Ross and Mocha podcast billboard in

Times Square, right? And like massive. Like it wraps around an entire building. It's one of those

giant digital billboards. And we were like, well, we have to go see it. So we flew in Saturday

morning, flew out Sunday morning. And then you just stand there, like, in Times Square.

And you wait. You wait because it's on a rotation. And there's like so much other stuff in between.

Oh, they told us it was like every 30 minute rotation that you would see the Ross and Mocha

podcast billboard. Yeah. And which timed out. It was like every 20 to 30 minutes. But they were

nice enough. Amazon music were very nice enough on Saturday afternoon to give us a 30 minute,

sorry, it wasn't even 30. It was a 15 minute block where it was just the Ross and Mocha podcast

photo on the digital billboard there for 15 minutes straight. So we had all that entire section of

Times Square just staring up looking at the Ross and Mocha podcast billboard. I'll send you guys a

picture. Wow. So the group chat. But yeah, like massive, right? And so because you have to go

down, like when somebody does that, like, you've got to go, you got to go and see it. But Mocha,

and I have never done like a trip before, right? Like, oh, this is romantic, right?

Yeah, couples are trees. Thank you. Thank you. We met at the airport the morning.

Here's the, here's the best part. So I, our, our flight takes off at, we start boarding 920, right?

I show up at the gate at 910. Oh, my God. Right? I show up at the gate at 910. I'm not,

my heart's racing right now just hearing that. But when I get to security, the security guard

looks at me and goes, Oh, my God. Mocha beat you here because he saw Mocha go in. And I was like,

when did Mocha get here? And he looked at his watch and he goes, Oh, God, like well over an hour

ago, right? So I got our, we board at 920, right? I get there at 910 to the gate. Mocha, what time

did you get there? I got that 7 AM. Because, because, because it was like the first weekend before

March break, I assumed that the airport was going to be busy. So I get there nice and early.

Also, I always get stopped at the airport, right? When it's security, custom, they always like

drape me up. They always like open my bags and everything. But I got the airport. I was at the

gate at like 7.50. There's nobody there. Nobody. I have the stories even open.

I breathed through security, breathed through customs. I get to the gate and I'm like,

yeah, I got like two hours back to chill. Yeah, you had breakfast at the airport.

Yeah, I had breakfast at a coffee. Yeah, I watched like a whole bunch of YouTube videos.

Yeah, it was always up. But, but we didn't tell Mocha because I didn't want strawberry.

Chocolate of a strawberry sent to my hotel. What's that? Did you get me so?

You know what, Mocha? There was actually no soap. What? You're so full of s**t. It was no.

It was like a pump. It was a pump. It was a pump. It was a pump. You didn't bring

tumbler away. But, but I, because I'm so used to like, I traveled like so much with, with ET Canada,

that when we landed, I called the hotel, right? And I was like, hey, it's Ross. I just landed.

If my room could be ready, when I get there, I'll be about a half hour. That would be

amazing if I could get an early. She was like, she was like, no problem. And then I hang up.

And Mocha was like, why didn't you ask for me? And I'm like, bro, that's on you, right?

And then so Mocha calls the hotel. Mocha calls the hotel. He's like, hey, yeah, it's

Mocha. It just landed. It says the exact same thing I do. And they're like, no,

your room's not ready. You know what she has to do to say? She goes, I can get you the room

an hour earlier for an extra 35 bucks. I was like, no, US. I would have called on your behalf.

Thank you, Mori. But so Mocha comes up to my room to drop his bags off, right? Mocha's in my room

30 seconds. And he's in my bathroom using the hand cream, right? Yeah, that's, first of all,

that's my cream. So what, man? My hands getting dry. But again, it's one of those big giant things

on the wall. And as Mocha is rubbing it all over his hands, telling me the story about how great

the hand cream in this hotel is, right? I tell him why I never use the bottles of cream in a hotel

as he's rubbing it on his hands because I always think purfs. Oh my god. No, that's the shampoo.

Oh, you're the body walk. So yes, Ross and I went to New York for 24 hours to see the

Rosamoke billboard up in Times Square. Thanks to Amazon music. But on, so we went during the day

to see everything and then we wanted to see it at night because illuminated with everything else

and just the atmosphere and Times Square in the evening is just a different vibe. And we get to one

side of the billboard because remember, it's a wrap around and we're standing there for like 20,

25 minutes. Yeah. And I'm just standing there leading against the lamp post holding my phone

on my hand like shooting up at the billboard, right? And we're just like they're having fun because

we're like, oh my god, our billboard not realizing how completely sketchy this looks. And a security guard

as we're filming walks out of the building in front of us because they have a security camera

on top of the billboard and they've been looking at us filming them for 20 minutes. And it just so

happened. Thank God that when the security guard walked up to us, our billboard just appeared.

That's a camera facing down this way. So if you are going to be in New York, New York City this

week and you head over to Times Square, you will see if you're facing the red stairs just to the

right above the Hershey store, there is a massive wrap around billboard. That is where you will see

the Rosamooka podcast billboard pop up. All right.

Yo, Tony, head back to the phones. Tommy. Yes, I'm here. What's up, man? It's Rosamooka.

Actually, I got a quick question for you. Yeah. Since you guys were in New York like this past weekend,

right? Yeah. But you guys saw the billboards and stuff, right? Did you have to like a moment where

you wanted to hug Mocha and start crying when you're seeing the billboards? Maybe that they'll

show a little bit more. You know, you're more, you know, you're compassionate. Did we hug when we

were Amazon music put up a big giant billboard for the podcast in Times Square? And it was really

magical. Like it was an incredible thing. So Mocha and I flew down to go in to go and see it.

Just update everybody on that. Did we hug? No, we did not hug. Was it emotional?

It was something it was interesting because it was a moment that I knew and I think Mocha felt

the same way. It was a moment that we needed to celebrate together, right? But then we also needed

time alone with it too, right? Which was really interesting because we were together and we

experienced it together as a collective, right? As a partnership and it was beautiful. It was

magical. It was such a great moment and we got so much of it on film and we'll post videos of it.

But then we split off really, really quickly after that and I needed to experience it on my own

and I think Mocha needed to experience it on his own as well. So we didn't do the whole thing

together. We like, we sort of had our moment together and then we went off. But it was it

emotional. I think it was like we didn't cry or anything. No, but yeah, I would say definitely

emotional. Yeah, but in what world would you think, you know, Rosamoke on a billboard and frigging

time square in New York City, right? Yeah, it was it was it was more overwhelming. But also,

you have to understand in that moment, you're just sitting there waiting and waiting and waiting

in your hands are cold and you're like, well, you're looking at the clock and you're like,

when's the last time it was on and then all of this stuff. And then when it pops up,

it's like on there for, you know, nine seconds. And then the moment's gone again.

Right. Right. Yeah. And then the conversation is, do you want to wait for the next one here

or do you want to go somewhere else and get a different look at it? And like you're just talking

about it as opposed to kind of being in the moment. And I know that they always say that when you're

in those moments, you know, make sure you sort of take it all in and understand the moment and

appreciate the moment. But it's it's actually really difficult to remind yourself to do that. And I

think that Moke and I had one of those moments together. But I think that that's what we did when

we went off together is I just sort of like had a moment alone with it. And then I think Moke did

too. But it was it was it was beautiful. It really was. But no, we, uh, we did not embrace. I

don't even know. I don't even know if we high five to be honest with you. I don't think we did.

I don't think we high five. We told each other that we love each other though. Like on tax,

not face-to-face, but it was on tax. That's not true. We went for dinner. You told me you love me.

Oh, you know what? You're right. We went to that Italian joint. Yeah. We have it. We have

it meatballs and Moke put a ball in his mouth was like, Oh, man, I love you. Wow. That's exactly how it

happened. Hard launch. That's exactly how it happened. That's exactly how it happened. Speaking of

hard launch, but you have no idea. Oh, man. All right, Tommy. You're the best dude. As always,

love the fact that you listen so intently and always love having you on the show. Have a wicked day,

bro. You two appreciate it guys. Congratulations. See you, bro.

The tree and then the new showed up. They started asking the locals. What's everyone staring at?

And the dude on the news was like, to me, it looked like a love card to me. I got to do a look

up in the tree. Who else in the love card? I say, yeah. Yeah. That name, it would have

sounds like a conversation that would have happened with Chloe and her friends over the weekend.

So pretty St. Patrick's Day. Wait early. Who does early St. Patrick's Day? It was a week. It's a

weekend. So we could a lot of people. Yeah. A whole bar full of people. Patrick's Day,

St. Patrick's Day, though. Aren't you going to celebrate with your friends on St. Patrick's Day?

Whoever will want to with me. What do you plan on celebrating? Oh, yeah. Okay. So this is the

pre-party to the party. Right. Okay. I got to. Before we get to the drunken questions,

Chloe and her friends decided to do Irish car bombs. How many did you have? I only had one

because they're disgusting. How many did your friends have? Probably three. Okay. Do you want to

explain where an Irish car bomb is? I'm glad you asked that question. Yeah. Because Chloe asked

one of her friends to explain what an Irish car bomb is. And you drop the baleys into the beer.

Okay. Like, drop it or just drop the whole beer you can pour it. You have to chug it because

the baleys will start to cruddle if if it. It's just I mean, it'll get kind of gross.

I see what you mean. Yeah. Ready? Yeah. Okay. Cheers. Happy St. Heidi's Day.

Oh my god. I'm scared. This is easily wrong. This is gross.

Oh, it's okay. Don't get. Don't get. Don't get. Don't get. Don't get.

Oh, that is not the description of an Irish car bomb. What? No. Did I get duped?

Is it when you smoke weed in a car? No. I mean, smoking weed in a car. I mean, some people

might do baleys, but that's disgusting. It's gross. It's supposed to be whiskey. Uh-huh.

So don't we do. We did a shot of whiskey and then dropped baleys into the beer and chug.

You all made up a brand new drink because that is not an Irish car bomb.

I'm going to with the risk at the risk of sounding whatever here, right? Super white.

No. No. Uh-huh. That's like that's a girl Irish car bomb.

Oh. Because I've seen people do it before and it's always girls.

Right? Where's baleys? Where's the drop in a Guinness?

Yeah. Yeah. It's supposed to be a shot of whiskey in a Guinness and then you chug.

So he's out of the baleys. Well, theoretically, she did it, right?

Well, no, no. No, she dropped something in a beer.

Well, it's a trouble. It's a tow in a beer.

It's not an Irish car bomb.

Right? Isn't that a drink, too?

When you lick the tongue? Toe bomb.

So, Chloe and her friends together for St. Patrick's Day celebrating nice and early over the weekend.

Now, when you're asking the leprechaun question, Chloe, was this when you were drunk or was it before

you guys got drunk? Because it sounds like you guys are drunk.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Okay. I am your lucky leprechaun.

Am I lucky charm?

Leprechaun. Lucky charm?

I am your lucky leprechaun.

Is this your boyfriend you don't have to do?

Yes. Okay.

If you can get one wish and I'm your lucky leprechaun, what is your wish?

Um, I don't think that's PG 13.

Okay.

Okay, if I'm a lucky leprechaun and I grant you one wish, what is your wish?

Oh my goodness, unlimited guacamole from St. Patrick's Day.

Okay, if I'm a leprechaun, I grant you one wish.

One wish, one wish.

More beer.

If I'm a leprechaun, I grant you a wish.

What is your wish?

She doesn't have a leprechaun.

Oh, that's a problem.

A big B B B.

Oh my god, I just been five months ago.

I am your leprechaun and I have a wish for you.

What is your wish?

Uh, to have more sexist here.

I don't know why that's e-rail, but there you go.

Wow.

That's going to be the fair need.

But I'm last to ask you a question.

You're last for more sex.

Is she single?

Yes.

I was going to say.

It's, yeah, she's single.

I have done that as my point.

But what if the big thing was right there?

That's what it's like celebrating St. Patrick's Day with a bunch of drunk 24 years.

Wow.

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Hop of the day to ya.

Welcome to another St. Patrick's Day.

Okay, hold on here now.

Why?

Have you been working on your Irish accent?

No, I've been this way my whole life.

Better than it was last year.

How do you figure?

I think you've been working on it.

What are you been watching?

Maybe in the car this morning.

That's Bayesian.

Sounds what?

Asian?

That's the Bayesian.

Oh.

I ain't doing an Asian boy when it comes to the time for like Chinese New Year now.

Bayesian, Bayesian, Bayesian, Bayesian.

No, this is Irish.

Irish.

Maybe I've watched back to the future.

Part three.

One too many times.

Wow.

Shamest McFly.

Wow.

The first McFly that moved from Ireland to America.

More is even impressed.

Scary good.

Right?

Oh my God.

Yeah.

So before we get to Sean's bar in Ireland celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

David Mori called Lewis Fitzgerald to help kick things off.

Lewis Fitzgerald is a, gets hired to sing Irish songs, traditional Irish songs.

Old Danny Boy.

All over the place.

This one's called Rocky Road to Dublin.

And it's by the Dubliners.

Well, in a very month of May from me home I started left the girls of June were nearly broken.

Hearted, saluted, faded, dear.

Kiss me, darling mother.

Drank a point of beer.

Me grief and tears to smother enough to read the corn.

Leave where I was born.

Caught a stoke black dorn to banish ghosts and gobbling's brand new pair of bros.

Rattling over the bugs and frightened all the dogs on the Rocky Road to Dublin.

One, two, three, four, five.

Hop the hair and turn her down the Rocky Road and all the way to Dublin.

Wack for La Lira.

Yes.

Right?

Big up.

Lewis Fitzgerald.

Now we head over to Sean's bar, which is the oldest pub in Ireland.

And might actually be the oldest pub in the world.

Apparently it's documented.

History of Sean's bar goes all the way back to 900 AD.

Damn it, Mori.

Calling Sean's bar.

Hello, how are you doing, Sean's bar?

Pretty speaking.

Oh, tippy, tippy, tippy, tippy, tippy.

Is this Sean's bar?

It is indeed, Sean's bar.

You've got through to it.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, I got through to it.

Happy same birthday.

And the very same bacteria itself.

Happy some Patrick's Day from everybody here in Maryland.

Do I sound like a leprechaun to you?

A small little bit.

Right.

If you were here, like in person, you sound like a person.

It's getting knocked out.

Can you actually enjoy St. Patrick's Day as the bar owner?

Why are you yelling?

He's in Ireland.

Yeah, he's got his far away, okay?

It's a matter of course.

I certainly will.

I'll be working with myself.

It's very much a family of orientated day up until about four or five o'clock.

I would allow the kids to take them out in the parade and everything.

But then I will actually be knocking off myself at about four or five o'clock.

And I will certainly, certainly look forward to sitting down and having a pint

and enjoying the music and fun and everything that's happening.

That's what it's all about, right?

When you think about how many generations have stood at that very bar that you're at.

Is there gum under that bar that could very well be hundreds of years old?

Well, I don't know about gum being hundred years old, but the bar itself certainly is old.

If they're right back to nine hundred eighty, the bar is one thousand one hundred and twenty six years old.

They're divided by both the National Museum of Ireland and certified by the Guinness Book of World Records.

Right back to nine hundred.

Will you lick the bar right now?

No, I will. No problem.

Really?

Yeah?

Oh, that's so gross.

Oh, you just asked him and he just said it.

What exact hour do you realize?

Yeah, we should have ordered more beer.

Oh, no, we don't.

We're well, we're well, well, well used and well capable of.

You've been can't get your way around.

There is that much stock in the place at the moment.

It's barely about 88 points.

And there's a couple of hundred barrels in there of all different products.

I have a calculator right here.

So 88 times.

Let's just say what 200?

Oh, you would easily.

So 17,600 gallons.

Roughly.

Galen.

Roughly.

Our pines.

Yeah.

And that'll end up today.

That's gone.

And more or less.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you know, I understand it's a world's oldest bar, but has it always been called Sean's bar?

Or did it at some point have a cooler day?

Yeah.

It had to be called something else before Sean.

900 years ago somebody decided that Sean's bar was what they were going to go with.

It had to have had a cooler name, right?

Maybe there were too many O'Malley bars.

Something like that.

Or Flanagan bars, right?

Yeah, that's awesome.

We have to end on this.

Give me a great St. Patrick's Day Limerick and greeting that we can end with.

Well, when you come in, you'll be greeted and decayed me Lafarsha.

Meaning 100,000 welcomes.

Can I try that?

Yeah, do.

Okay.

Okay.

Kate.

Okay.

Kate.

Kate Killer.

No.

Kate Milla.

Oh.

Kate Milla.

Falsha.

Falsha.

Kate Milla Falsha.

Yeah.

100,000 welcomes.

There you go.

Thank you to Sean's bar, the oldest pub in Ireland.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody.

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I come from the land of the Irish Spring.

Dublin's the place where I learned my thing from the errors out your place in the hood.

On the land of green come to do no good.

Leap in the hood come to do no good.

Leap in the hood come to do no good.

That is from the classic 2000 in movie, 2000 movie leprechaun in the hood.

Wow.

Classic.

David Warriors out celebrating St. Patrick's Day yesterday.

You know, with all sorts of folks in the bar, what time of day was this, Maury?

5 p.m.

Okay.

So people had already been drinking still bright out.

Yeah.

Not in the bar.

Oh, damn.

Oh, stupidity, stupidity, do your own, Ross.

I wish you were the Blarney Stone today.

Wink, wink.

You're like me lucky charms magically delicious.

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Woo!

Ireland.

Ireland.

Ireland.

Ireland.

Ireland.

Ireland.

All right.

Since you've had a ton of green beer today, let's open up the Ross and Mocha confessional,

what's something you've never told anyone that you'll tell me right now?

Me fighters, not my fighter.

Would you rather have a leprechaun voice or leprechaun laugh?

A leprechaun laugh?

That's like obvious.

The lap is hot.

Okay.

Let's hear your leprechaun laugh.

Yeah.

If the part of gold at the end of the rainbow wasn't filled with gold, what would you put in

the part at the end of the rainbow?

I'd fill in with hot dogs.

I really love hot dogs.

I don't go out and not get a hot dog.

I end every single night with a hot dog.

If I tried anything, I could put like 300 hot dogs in that pot and then they would all

fit in my mouth.

I know we know.

I know it.

I know it.

Let's hear your leprechaun laugh.

Happy.

Say, oh, hey.

Selfy.

Save Irish.

10 times fast.

Irish Irish Irish Irish Irish Irish Irish Irish Irish Irish Irish.

too.

On the spot right now.

Make up a quick song about Saint Patrick's Day.

A couple of them.

I like the beer.

I love the beer.

There should be more beer, and we love whiskey.

The Irish man is for singing.

The Irish man is for singing.

Are you Irish?

Yeah, I have a little bit of me.

So do I, but I don't remember his name.

Oh, okay, now.

If I was the Blarney Stone, would you kiss me?

Absolutely.

Why?

Because you're so handsome.

Oh, Jesus.

Dippity, dippity, dippity, dude.

No, I'm sorry, that's not Irish.

If I was the Blarney Stone, would you kiss me?

Absolutely.

Wow.

I would do it upside down, man.

Because that's how you kiss the Blarney Stone, right?

If you were the Blarney Stone, I'd probably kiss you.

But I'd have to do it when I'm upside down.

That probably means I'd be kissing your toes.

Which I'm happy to do today.

Your message to everybody on the same Patrick's Day.

Wow.

Wow.

You speak backwards.

That is some dranky.

How is it ever?

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There's a lot to dislike about Hamilton, Ontario.

If you're not, what?

Great.

That's where the journals are going to be.

Yeah.

Like, I'm alone in thinking this.

No, you and people in Hamilton, Ontario.

And Hamilton's one of those places that across the country, you know, people know Hamilton,

especially if you're a CFL fan, right?

Yes.

It's Custeele City.

It's the film's in the rivalry there.

So what?

It's now a tourist attraction.

So what?

No, it's not.

Who?

All the fans of heated rivals.

Okay.

Show me the posts.

The fans are flocking.

Sure.

Okay.

And real private.

Now, now, Cardi B has it in for Hamilton.

No.

By the way, Aberdeen Avenue and Barton Street are always on the list of like the worst streets

every single year whenever CA puts out that list.

Yeah.

And then don't, don't come out as for, for this.

Okay.

But, but Hamilton now is in Cardi B's head because Cardi B's tour, which is doing very,

very well, sold out everywhere.

But for some reason, Hamilton is not sold out.

Like, there's a lot of tickets left in Hamilton.

And here is Cardi B talking to the great people of Hamilton.

Hey.

So, every city for the Loomans' dormitory is practically sold out.

If it's not 100% sold out, it's like 98%, 99% like everything except for one city,

which is Hamilton, Hamilton, Ontario.

It's like 80% sold out.

And I'm letting your Canadians know.

If you have break, my sold out streak.

Yeah.

I'm going to.

What?

I'm going to.

What?

I'm going to.

I'm going to.

I don't know what I'm going to do, but.

That's what a guy.

If you have break my.

Street.

You're going to go buy them tickets.

You're not breaking my perfectly sold out streak.

I'm not playing with you.

I'm not playing with you.

You're not playing with the audience.

We're going to be on.

Yeah, and the footage I've seen from this tour, this is probably Cardi B's best tour ever.

And the footage I'm seeing, it's a great show.

She puts on, like her fans are going to love it.

Now, here's the thing though.

Yes, the Hamilton show is not sold out.

But I'm wondering if because she has, I think two shows in Toronto,

opted to go to the Toronto show as opposed to the Hamilton show.

It's very actually, it's for people who don't know the geography of it.

It's actually quite weird that you would do both.

It seems like to me a mistake in the scheduling.

Oh, for sure.

It was.

But isn't it like doing Toronto and Buffalo?

No.

No, no.

Across the border.

Fair.

Right?

But it's the same distance.

I don't know anyone who has done like, like any tour where you do, unless it's

like really spread out where you do one, like, and then six months later, you come back

and do, and do Hamilton.

You do one or the other.

Yeah, normally it's one, normally it's one or the other.

So I understand why it's not sold out.

But if you haven't seen the clips of Cardi B's show, I could not tell you what song she

performs because every single clip is just Cardi's ass and then, and then if it's not,

if it's not Cardi's ass, it's Cardi talking about her ass, like she spends so much

time.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

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Some more.

Welcome to the Ross and Mocha Show.

How are you doing?

Good.

How are you?

Good.

Wonderful.

Is this your first time on the show?

Yes.

Okay.

Well, welcome, welcome, welcome.

The whole cruise here, by the way, you're sitting across from me as Ross.

I, of course, am Mocha, Shem AKA cheesecake is here.

He just looped up his lips with his lip balm.

Just ready.

The whole cruise is here.

Chloe is here as well.

Say hi to Samar everybody.

Samar.

Wow.

I have butterflies in my stomach.

Oh, girl.

You are all good.

You're surrounded by family here.

What's going on?

Why are you here?

So out of all of you on the show, who is a big spawn and who is at this one?

Say that again.

Everybody on the show, she wants to know, are you at home the big spoon or little spoon?

I'm the big spoon, of course.

Okay.

Come on, Mocha.

You should have Chloe.

I go back and forth.

Yeah.

No, I'm always a big spoon.

Yeah.

But like, I never initiate my being little spoon.

Like sometimes if I am sleeping on my side, Catherine will sometimes get cold or whatever

and then she'll just scooch up behind me and grab me.

Yeah.

Right.

So then I become little spoon.

Okay.

Right.

Like it's not, I'm not like cuddle me.

Right.

Like I'm not those guys.

Chloe, friends on Instagram and stuff where they don't know they're being recorded.

Oh my God.

And the guys doing like baby talk.

Yeah.

Right.

Oh, it's so humiliating.

Yeah.

Who's your mom?

Oh, you're my mommy.

You're my mommy.

I love you, man.

Yo, you recording, bro.

Yo.

Get out of here with that, bro.

So hot.

So hot.

Okay.

Do you have a worry?

Who is the big spoon, little spoon in your in your marriage?

It legit depends on where we're cuddling because I love being the little spoon.

I absolutely love being the little spoon, but if we're on the couch, I tend to have no choice

but to be the big spoon.

Why is that?

Because where Matthew lies down, and he won't move.

So I have to kind of shove myself behind him and force it upon him.

Oh, right.

Yes.

I don't fork.

Yeah.

In your relationship, Jimmy?

Oh, bro.

Look at me.

Okay.

Yeah, but I would imagine though that somebody might want to cuddle you from behind though, no.

Never know.

Everybody wants these big chocolate arms around them.

Yeah.

There you go.

All right, Chloe.

I'm 90% of the time.

I'm the little spoon.

10% of the time, I'm the big spoon.

Well, we understand when you say 90%.

She could have said 10% of the time.

Oh.

I believe you said that.

Also, do you even know what that means, Chloe?

Yes.

I don't.

I don't worry.

Wow.

Okay.

Wow.

Okay.

Well, Samar, are you in your relationship or marriage?

Are you big spoon or little spoon?

I can't use for me, but mostly, mostly little.

Yeah.

Do you like being the big spoon or little spoon?

Which is your preference?

Well, based on my preference is changing to be honest with you.

But it's funny, but your answers are what I took you guess before.

Oh, okay.

Great.

So no surprise here for you.

No, it was.

It's always surprising.

It was because he's giving very specific examples, right?

Mm-hmm.

But yeah, for me, for me, usually, usually little, but sometimes big.

Depending on if some other people need a hug, right?

Yes.

Need a support.

But yeah, mostly little.

Okay.

When Mocha and I cuddled ones on the couch here, I was the little spoon.

Just wanted to bring that up again.

Cool.

Thanks.

I remember.

Hashtag memories.

Oh, I have pictures.

Awesome.

Are you the best?

You said you've been listening to the show for 13 years.

Cannot thank you enough for spending your days, your nights, however you listen to the

Rosamokas show.

We appreciate you.

We are sending you a ton of love.

And between Rosamokas, who is your favorite?

Mocha.

Hey, my boy.

Have a beautiful day.

Hey, one.

Can I say I also love Marie?

Sure.

So the phone cut out.

I heard her clearly.

Thank you.

Have a beautiful day.

Bye.

Thank you.

Bye-bye.

Thank you.

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How's everybody doing today?

Good.

So good.

Shem, what's going on with your camera?

Oh, it's having computer issues.

Oh, bodies.

Mouse is not working.

It happens in the mouse.

Don't worry, Shem.

The only place anybody ever uses a mouse.

Yeah.

Hold on.

You okay?

No.

I mean, there's a hair on the bottom of my mouse, and it's affecting its performance.

Your hair?

Please say yes.

I don't know.

Whatever.

I just...

I'd love to tell you his hair.

It was, but I can't because I just ate it.

No!

Oh, my God.

That's so gross.

What I was in the hotel in New York, I found a hair.

But it's very difficult for me, because if I find a hair, right, like if I'm at home,

I sort of know because Roxie's hair is long and brown.

Catherine's hair is long and blonde.

But if I'm just alone, like I was in the hotel, right, like I have some shorter dark

hairs, right?

I have long gray hairs.

I have some...

Many times.

I have some beard hair.

Like if I find a mustache hair that's dark, if I find one that's gray, and then I have

some chest hair that's gray, I have some chest hair.

So if I find a hair, I am like, I don't know if it's mine or not, right?

Like I could, you could, like it's, you know, like trying to match paint in a home depot

to something, right?

Like I take a hair and like put it all over my body, it's likely to match a hair somewhere.

You're right.

Together puzzle.

Like I have, I have all the different kinds of hair on my body, so I found a hair.

And...

So where in the hotel did you find it?

It was on the desk.

Okay.

Right?

And what do you have on the desk?

At the time, nothing.

Oh, God.

At the time, nothing.

But I was so used to just finding hair, right, because with the cats and me and everything

else, right?

I just, I swiped it off.

And I swiped it off, and then I realized that I swiped it onto my lap.

Okay.

And I was sitting there in undies.

Oh, God, okay.

Right?

So I have this...

So now I...

What are you doing sitting at a desk in just your undies, and there's like nothing on

the desk?

Watching the news.

Oh, because the TV was right there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But what about pants?

Why are you sitting so close to the TV?

Why are you just like sitting in the bed?

I never sit in the bed until I'm going to sleep.

Oh, really?

No.

Then he was just like laying back and just laughing.

Never in a hotel.

Why?

Never.

I don't go...

I don't go on the bed unless I'm sleeping on the bed.

Really?

We spent a lot of time in your hotel room.

On the chair.

Poor you.

That's so weird.

Never.

And I never will.

I never have it.

I never will.

I never touch the bed unless I'm going to sleep.

Bro, I don't mind like just laying there on the bed, like with my back up against the

head for it.

Like laptop on my lap.

No.

No, not me.

Or watching TV.

You know what?

Is it a journey?

No.

I just don't enjoy it.

I don't like it.

I don't like it.

Anyway.

So I had it.

So I had it.

I swept a hair onto my naked lap.

Yeah.

Right?

And at that point, I was like, what if that wasn't my hair?

Well, and then he went looking for it.

Yeah, I did.

He figured out the hair.

So I tried to call it a match.

Well, no, I had to find the hair.

So I start thinking it's the hair and I just keep pulling my own leg hair.

Right?

Yeah.

Looking for that one hair.

Yeah.

Anyway, I found it.

I threw in the garbage.

But that's not the point.

No, I never go in the bed.

Ever go in the bed.

Never.

I don't mean like climb onto the sheets.

No, I don't touch the bed.

Really?

And I get up.

As soon as I get up, I am up and I go to the bathroom and then I'm back at the chair.

I won't stay in a hotel room that doesn't have a desk.

Well, you're not at a safe house, man.

I just, I don't do it.

I don't find it comfortable.

I don't like it.

More hotel in the bed, like just to lounge.

The second I get, I'm literally always in the bed.

Really?

But the first thing I do is like remove all the outer covers and stuff.

Like, you know, they never clean those.

Shem, what about you?

Oh, I am.

I lay in the bed all the time.

Sit, lay in the bed, eat.

Yeah, man.

Chloe?

Oh, your microphone's not on, Chloe.

Is it on now?

No.

No.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Damn.

Chloe?

Yeah, just yell.

Just yell.

Here, just use my mic.

Just yell.

Just yell.

No, literally yell.

I'm using Shem's mic now.

No, okay.

It's now you can hear me.

It would have been cooler if he yelled, but you didn't.

But that's what it means.

Oh, like yell across the floor.

Take your mic back.

Yeah, take your mic back.

What about you?

Yeah, it's perfect.

Yes, perfect.

Okay, what was the question?

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Is everybody know who Afro-Man is?

Yes.

Yeah, Chloe, do you know who Afro-Man is?

I don't think so.

Okay, here's why Afro-Man's biggest song, which of course was because I got high.

I was going to clean my room.

Yes.

Okay, that's Afro-Man.

I was going to get out of my room, but then I got high.

It's platinum set.

My room is still messed up.

And I know why.

Why, man.

Because I got high.

Because I got high.

Because I got high.

Because I got high.

So down in Adams County, Ohio, Afro-Man has been in court all week because he was being

sued in a civil case by law enforcement deputies.

So back in 2022, agents showed up at Afro-Man's house on a warrant for narcotics and kidnapping.

What?

And there was no evidence of criminal activity found on the property and no charges were

actually filed.

Is that up?

So Afro-Man has security cameras all on his property and inside his house.

And he was recording the whole time.

And he took all of that footage of the cops breaking down his door, breaking his gate,

going through his stuff.

He took all that security camp footage and made a music video out of it.

No, he didn't.

And then the cops sued him for putting them in his music video.

So first of all, here is a clip of Afro-Man, his testimony.

By the way, I'm going to send you guys a picture of what Afro-Man wore to court,

which is a American flag suit, American flag tie, and American flag sunglasses.

Oh, right.

Send that to the group chat.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, this isn't like Photoshop or anything?

No, no, no, that's Afro-Man.

No, no, no, no, no.

And he wore a white fur coat over top of that when he walked in.

So here's a little bit of Afro-Man's testimony.

What they did, searching your house, gave you the right to do everything you did.

Under the circumstance that I got freedom of speech, after they run around my house,

we guns and kicked down my door.

I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my freedom of speech,

turn my bad times into a good time.

Yes, I do.

And I think I'm a sport for dealing so, because I don't go to their house,

kicked down their doors, flipped them off on their surveillance cameras,

then tried to play the victim and sued them.

It's facts, Afro-Man.

So here is a clip one.

So the song he released is a song called,

will you help me repair my door?

Will you help me repair my gate?

What's wrong?

Will you help me repair my door?

Why does this sound like Sham?

Oh man.

Oh my god.

Will you help me repair my gate and door?

Why is Afro Sham?

And then there's another part of the song where you actually see on camera,

the guy's cops going through his things and taking his cash.

Why are you still in my money?

Why are you still in my money?

You represent the law and it's funny.

You're still in my legal work hard every day.

Pay taxes money.

I know that Afro-Man is still like,

even though he's, you know, at the age of he's at,

he can still harmonize like that.

He sounds great.

So the Adams County Ohio Juries actually sided with Afro-Man in their trial

after deputies accused him of using his likeness

to let their permission.

Afro-Man, a free man, no charges, no penalties.

Here's Afro-Man on the streets with the people after the win.

Yeah!

Yeah!

We did it America!

Yeah!

We did it freedom of speech!

Right out!

Yeah!

Yeah!

God bless America!

Yeah!

I was doing it people!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah baby!

Justice for Afro-Man!

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I'm gonna send you guys this video to the group chat real quick.

Oh God!

These are robots, man.

These like AI robots and stuff.

Like an actual robot?

Yeah!

Yeah!

That they have performing tasks.

I don't think that glitch all the time are so funny.

So there's one video.

So this one I'm gonna send to you.

This happened in, I believe it was San Francisco,

at a hot pot restaurant where this robot is there to collect dishes

and take them back and sometimes the robot comes over

and brings you your food, right?

But this one particular robot,

he's got a smile on his face and he starts glitching

where he starts banging around on the table,

destroying the coloring and the dishes.

And then the employees come over

and they try to like take it away.

And the arm starts swinging around.

It looks like it's dancing.

So what do you think?

And then I saw another video of this robot walking on the street

and it's like waving its arms at this woman.

It looks like it's like like it's bothering this woman

and the woman's like trying to shoot away

and then the cops come over and walk the robot away.

Yeah, I saw a video yesterday of a robot playing tennis.

But I look at this and I look at this robot

freaking out with the chopsticks.

And then I look at the tennis robot

and all I can think of is like,

now imagine if that thing had a machine gun.

Oh, right.

Because you know, they're not testing robots to serve your hot pot.

Right?

This is just like, oh, this is like phase one.

Yeah.

We're still very early in phase one.

The end is not with an apron.

Right?

It ends with a machine gun.

Like, I know, I know.

We know that.

Not an apron.

An automatic rifle.

No.

Yes.

And there was another video.

I was like, at some cherry blossom festival.

This is robot.

Like, I don't think in a red dress was dancing

and then like completely trips over its own feet

and falls on the ground.

I'm just shocked at how not shocked we are about this stuff.

Like, you just go to a restaurant.

You sit down and you're like, oh, this is a place that has a robot.

I was in a car that drove itself.

Yeah.

Like a way more?

Yeah.

Even that.

I can't believe that we're just not as shocked.

Like, I really thought when this day came, like when I was younger,

I really thought that when the day came,

before we would have, you know, you would just get in a car with no driver

and it would take you where you wanted to go.

And it knows when to turn left and right.

And it knows when to turn left and right.

It knows all the things.

Or when you're at a restaurant and a robot brings you a soup

or you'd look on your phone and you could watch a robot playing tennis.

Like, I really thought that we would all be way more impressed than we are.

Like blown away.

And we're just not, we all just accepted it.

Yeah.

It's so wild to me.

Because, I mean, I don't know, like this dancing robot,

the hot pot restaurant doesn't seem menacing.

But you're right.

If that, if this robot was in a movie in 1986,

we all would have been like, oh my god, he's so cute.

I'm sure.

Right?

But this is what I mean.

And now it's reality.

We're like, oh my god.

Short cuts of movie that was in the 80s about a robot.

We're all like circuit?

That's the one.

Okay.

No, but we're all now like, you know, oh, he's so slow.

I can't even roll that.

Oh, no, no, nothing.

Yeah.

Like, but this one, this one that I said to you guys,

this is so comical.

Like, come on.

I know.

That poor person was sitting at that table.

Like, all this guy wants to do is dance, right?

Look at him.

No.

No.

He wants to kill.

He's trying to.

With those moves.

Yes.

It's like when you see a cat at the back door and they see a bird

and they know they're supposed to kill it.

They don't know why they're supposed to kill it.

They just know.

Right?

Instinct.

Yes.

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Hello.

Casey.

What's up?

It's your boyfriend's Ross and Mocha.

Hi.

How are you?

Good.

Casey works at our kiss station in Susay Marine.

And yo, it was banana's crazy yesterday.

North Bay, Greater Sudbury, Susay Marine, Timons, all declared significant weather events do

to the storm that rolled through Sunday yesterday.

And today is just mayhem even still, right?

It's crazy.

I don't even know if I can handle it anymore to be quite honest with you.

And I've lived here for six years.

How much snow is it like we're specifically where you are?

Like, what are we talking here?

43 centimeters over the last 24 hours.

About 16 inches.

And how much was already on the ground?

Oh, like three feet.

Okay.

That's amazing.

So could you even get to the radio station yesterday?

No.

No.

Because I saw like a whole bunch of stuff, especially in Sudbury.

I mean, everywhere in Northern Ontario, it just got blanketed.

And like, people just could not get to work whatsoever.

They couldn't even leave their neighborhoods.

Even if they were able to plow or try to shovel their driveway.

That's the, the, the crews couldn't get out to get rid of the snow on neighborhood streets.

What's that been like for you guys?

It's been crazy.

And I love how you keep on saying Sudbury.

And we love our friends in February.

Don't get me wrong.

But they got half of what we got.

And for real?

This is a little sick game.

We like to play in Northern Ontario.

Who got hit the most with snow?

So we've gotten about 500 centimeters since.

I don't know.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah.

243.

So it's, you know, it's a measuring competition as most things are.

So obviously you're used to this, right?

You're used to this.

But what makes this so different?

Like, why are you so fed up this time?

Because it hasn't stopped since I've been over.

Oh my god.

And I'm not used to it.

I'm not used to it at all, to be honest.

I don't think anyone really can.

How can you be used to this?

Yeah.

And it's crazy to think that on Friday, it's supposed to be the first day of spring.

I can't.

Everyone's lying about that.

When you're up as far as you guys are, you start doing the math.

And you get used to it over the years, which is you look outside, you look at the calendar,

you look at the amount of snow on the ground, the temps coming and you're like,

this is probably going to be here for X amount of time.

Looking at your window now, realistically, when do you think the first time

you're going to look out and see absolutely no snow?

May, June is for love.

Oh god.

Honestly, I'm going to the front of my house.

The front of my house with snow is halfway up my house.

It's insane.

We have snow piles out in the zoo that are, I'm not kidding.

Bigger than a two story house.

It's crazy.

So Casey, I'm reading here, Environment Canada meteorologists are saying that

the storm disruptions could continue into tomorrow.

What is the latest?

Are highways still shut down?

Is transit working at all?

We already know schools are closed.

Pretty much the city is shut down, but what are you hearing?

This is a crazy part.

We're basically back to normal, and that's crazy.

I have to give it up to our city staff in a public works department.

But let's be honest, if this happened down south, and trust me, I'm from down south,

it would be shut down for weeks.

We're just back to normal.

Back to you and where you live.

Are you saying everything's back to normal now?

Well, we do.

I'm some highway closures.

But honestly, city buses are running, which is great.

And it's just everyone helping out each other.

And that's just what it is here in Northern Ontario.

And you just kind of have to, if you're going to live up here,

you're going to have to deal with it.

And I don't want to deal with it, but here I am.

But everything's back to normal.

So what the hell are you complaining for?

I'm just kidding.

Casey, thank you so much for joining us on the Ross and Mocha Show.

Casey's on our kiss station in Susie Marie working afternoons.

Be safe out there, okay?

Yeah, thanks guys.

Take care.

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You remember that video that went viral?

I think it was like last week of the McDonald's CEO taking a bite out of a new burger

that they're selling the big arch.

And everybody went in on them.

Everyone was roasting him because of the small ass.

But you took like the smallest bite out of this burger, right?

The big arch.

I'm going to do a tasting right now, but I'm going to eat this for my lunch just so you know.

Here we go.

First, holy cow.

God, that is a big burger.

First of all, let's try to get this thing.

I don't even know how to attack it.

God, so much to it.

All right, the moment of truth.

That is so good.

That's a big bite for a big arch.

Yeah, right, pal.

Yeah, he took, he looked like he wasn't all that enthusiastic also.

It was looking like he held a burger for the very first time.

Yeah.

But I think that the one part that got everybody up in arms is when he referred to the burger

at one point in the video as product, as opposed to food or a burger, right?

Which is kind of weird.

Didn't other CEOs come on and do this thing?

And everyone was doing it.

Everyone was doing it.

So people started posting.

Is it the Wednesday's guy that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

They started posting things like I want to see the CEO of this company do this.

Right.

And have a whole bunch to read to you guys.

It was just the burger guys first, right?

It was a date from Wendy's and like the guy from whatever burger king they held it.

And oftentimes, like you, you know, maybe you get frustrated with the product and you're like,

I wonder if, because I've done this, I wonder if, you know, the person in charge of this product knows

how difficult it is to do this one thing.

Sure.

So people started going online with this.

I want to see the CEO of IKEA build a piece of their furniture.

I want to see the CEO of Duracell open a pack of batteries.

I want to see the CEO of Popeyes eat two damn biscuits at no drink.

I want to watch the ticket master CEO try to buy concert tickets during a pre sale.

Thank you.

Yes.

Thank you.

I want to see the CEO of Nature Valley bars eat one for lunch without getting 10 billion crumbs all over the desk.

I'd like to see the CEO of Kleenex get the first tissue out of the box.

I want to see the CEO of any airline sit in a middle seat in normal economy class on a cross-country flight.

I want to see the CEO of HP set up a printer.

I think meant the steak sauce.

What else?

There was one.

I want to see the CEO of insert gym name here cancel their membership.

What about the CEO of ketchup to try and get the stuff out of the jar?

That first slam.

Oh, I know.

If you hit the bottom of the bottle too hard, you get like a glob ketchup that comes out.

I want to see the CEO of French's mustard face when he forgets to shake the bottle and then just gets mustard water all over his hotdog.

That's the worst.

That's the worst.

That's the worst.

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Oh, man, I came across the best video on X on Twitter yesterday.

I got to share with you.

The National Gallery of Art trying to educate their followers and draw in more people to go and visit.

They have an art piece that they want to describe to entice people to check out and also to educate what this art piece is.

It's a painting of a house in front of the house.

There's a man and a woman.

Then there's grass in front of the house.

There's a dog sitting there laying in the grass.

Trees everywhere.

There's a big field.

In order to educate and entice people to visit, they are trying to generate interest from Gen Z by using Gen Z slang.

To describe everything that's happening in this photo or in this painting.

Sounds sus.

And on Twitter, they posted,

I am Harry, a Harvard-educated curator ready to slay the house down boots.

Today is the day I yank control from the social girlies and the mother of all Rizzlers.

They will not stop my aura, Siri, ad painting emoji here.

Thanks.

Did any of your thoughts?

No, no I don't.

So the video starts with one of Harry's co-workers introducing him.

Chat, your girl needs a nap.

Pete, my bestie, Zadi Harry.

My bestie, Zadi Harry.

And then Zadi Harry pops up on screen and says,

Chat, the vibes are rancid.

This painting, Cape Cut Evening by Edward Hopper, has me literally screaming, crying, throwing up.

The couple, they're in a swag gap relationship, absolutely speedrunning divorce.

Mama has the Ixo badge.

She looks like she's about to legit, unalive her husband.

Meanwhile, Team U Ryan, Gosling, is trying so hard to get that dog's attention.

But the colleague is locked the F in on whatever is going down in the distance.

The aura is a low-key sinister.

The landscaping is busted.

The grass is about to gobble everything up.

The trees are threatening to pop lock and drop it on that Victorian house.

What does it mean?

The artist isn't saying Hopper could have been the CEO of vague posting.

What do I think?

The dog is the mother, the whole plot hench.

Look where Hopper is placed lasty.

Dead center because she is the main character.

She's torn between touching grass and soft girl season.

Will she run back to her tradiura?

No.

She's probably going to eat into the woods and crash out.

Do this.

What's your take on the vibe?

Pull up to the comment section and LMK your head can't.

What does LMK mean?

What does LMK mean?

Let me know.

A bunch of reaction on this video from people who follow the count

for a national gallery of art.

Honestly, I'm impressed.

I could not have Gen Zed that painting, but I also cringe.

Another person said, making art accessible and comprehensive to all generations.

Another person wrote, this is art about art.

I love it.

Another person said, absolutely brilliant.

Gen X here and I understood three terms.

The rest was a foreign language.

I get what they're doing, which is,

it's a brilliant piece of publicity for them.

I don't think that they're trying to attract any sort of younger audience.

I think they're just trying to promote what they're doing and get young people to promote it for them.

Young people aren't going to go and see that painting, but they're going to repost that.

Or they're going to laugh about it or whatever it is.

True.

I don't go see it.

See?

But I don't, but this is where I, this is where everything.

Well, we meet her way all the way.

But to me, this is where everything fails, right?

Like, you know, I don't understand.

Like, if I was young, I would find it insulting that somebody thought that I couldn't interpret a painting.

You know, I don't want people who talk like that to go to art galleries.

You don't.

No, you stay out of my, stay out of my lane.

Oh, damn.

Oh, damn.

Oh, damn.

A black one.

It's a Ross and Mocha show podcast.

podcast.

Yo, yo, it's Ross and Mocha.

Hey.

Hey, are you in Vancouver?

I am in Vancouver, yeah.

Ross and Mocha's in Vancouver.

Get a rocket chest.

Thank you, first of all, for listening to us out there.

In Vancouver.

We appreciate you.

We know you lock it in on, on Kiss Throwbacks.

And we appreciate everybody in Vancouver, Abbotsford, and Chiloak that are enjoying the Ross and Mocha show now.

So this is a vented moment.

You can choose to give your name.

You can choose to be anonymous.

But whatever it is, it's been bothering you that you feel like you need to share with the world.

And maybe this is something that you can't share with other people in your life.

Or it's about people in your life or family or coworkers or anything like that.

We'll give you the platform.

Fair.

Yeah.

Forgive me.

I mean, I have too much energy and I'll be as passionate as I, that could be about this.

But I guess I'm calling to rant about that, that girl that you had on a while ago, and that was a 14-40 session, who was just so unappreciative of her birthday gifts.

Oh, okay.

Hold on, hold on, sir.

So we have, she was on Fix My Life, right?

Yeah.

And it was a woman, a fan of ours who lives in Texas.

And her birthday, and she was adult.

She's like 30s, right?

Early 30s.

And she had asked her parents for, and her family for a lot of stuff for her birthday.

Like $2,000 cash, Apple AirPods, and an iPad.

And the stipulations was that she didn't want anyone to buy her knockoffs, because the problem was in the past, is that she always asked for this stuff.

And then she never gets exactly what she wants, and her whole family just buys her knockoffs, and she was pissed off about it.

And wanted to know how to articulate to her family that when she says she wants $2,000 cash and AirPods, she actually wants $2,000 cash and AirPods, not $500 and knockoff AirPods.

And so you were pissed off at her, right?

Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, that's okay.

I'm saying first of all, I mean, asking for the receipt to return these things that get the cash back is crazy.

That is just, when it's like so rude, and like, God, what she wanted to add $20 a month to the phone bill that she doesn't pay for.

Right.

So that she could get the AirPods from the phone company.

Right.

Oh, man, made notes.

I love it.

Talk about receipts.

You came through, sir.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, so what happened was that she didn't get the AirPods from her mother for her birthday, but what she did was she called their phone carrier.

And there was a deal where you could get AirPods and just pay them off in installments added to the bill.

So she ordered them and now her mom's just paying for it and not even knowing.

She's on her mom's pay plan.

Yes, yes.

$20 a month is a lot to add to a phone bill.

It is.

It is.

It is.

So your, your, your, your, your grief is, is, or your gripe is one that you, you don't think that the people should ask for this kind of thing or what's your deal?

I guess my grief is just with grown adults who have too much too high expectations for, for things like that.

You know, like, I don't know, get a job if you want $300 headphones.

I'm not assuming that she doesn't have a job, but clearly you can't afford the $300 headphones.

So, I mean, you know, I got mine from, uh, from Walmart, 35 bucks.

They do the job, you know, I get, I get not wanting to be in the gym without music, but you don't need the $300 AirPods for that.

I, uh, years ago, I knew a woman who was 26 at the time.

And she went almost, I would say almost a full year, um, not talking to her parents because her parents booked a vacation and didn't invite her.

Wait, but she's an adult.

It's 26.

Okay, but maybe her parents just wanted to go away just to do it.

Yes, but up until that point, that was the first time because they weren't like an every year vacation family.

So I think I think the last time she was probably like 22 and they, and she went and had gone on every family vacation up to that point.

Um, but it was the fact that this was the first where they decided to go away without her because they were like, you're 26 and an adult.

And we're just going to go away as mom and dad.

They didn't speak for a year.

Yeah.

I get that sparkle.

Yeah.

Well, do you feel better?

Do you want to, before we wrap things up here?

Do you want to say, because this woman that you're talking about from FML, she does listen in in Texas, as we said, and she listens to the podcast every day.

So she's going to hear this.

Would you like to say something directed at her?

Well, actually, I realized that the episode that I listened to was actually an FML update.

Um, so it sounded like she, uh, she, um, she was in a different head space about it.

Then she may have been the first time she called in.

Um, but man, just go get those $35.

Oh, my man.

Thank you so much for joining us on the show today.

Much love to you, Vancouver.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Oh, before we let you go, between Ross and Mocha, who's your favorite?

It's always Ross.

There we go.

Thanks, buddy.

Take care.

If you have something you want to vent about, feel free to reach out anytime.

Just text the word vent to 925, triple five.

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Drew, what's up, man?

It's Ross and Mocha.

How much, man?

How are you guys?

Good, buddy.

How are you?

I'm good, good, good.

What's going on today?

I'm here for the crazy pregnancy cravings.

Now, I have to come out the gate with this technically.

I wasn't the one that was pregnant.

Oh, really?

Good enough.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One second.

One moment.

Okay.

One more chance for this exact one, man.

One moment.

So how do I get the goods to the

two days?

We do get $1, and you get it.

You get $10, and you get $2000 and that's all about $25.

Right.

we will try it out on the show.

So this was obviously not your pregnancy craving.

This was what your wife's?

This is my wife's pregnancy craving.

Okay.

And what is it?

Well, I was on the way home from work one morning

and she called me and said that we were out of peanut butter

and we were out of ketchup.

I ate a lot of ketchup and she loves peanut butter.

So for some reason, she's like,

she's like,

I want something like saltier than this.

And so I was like,

well, I'm like, why don't we put a little bit of ketchup on it?

And then I'd open the fridge

because then I put the ketchup away

and I fell the horse radish.

She likes horse radish because she eats a lot of,

at least she likes roast beef.

And for some reason,

I was just like, well, let me throw a little bit of this on there too.

So we set this thing up the good spread of peanut butter

on it, a little bit of ketchup

and then a dollop of horse radish on top.

Okay.

So how many months pregnant was she when this was her craving?

I think we were about like six, maybe seven months in.

Okay.

She still have this now that the baby is here.

Does she still have this snack?

Or is she tried it since?

She has not, I have eaten it many times since.

And the baby came out okay.

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

We have myself,

David Mori, Chloe, and Shem, AKA Cheesecake.

It smells like Passover in here.

We have a salted cracker with horse radish, ketchup,

and peanut butter.

Okay.

And I believe we each have two of them.

I don't think you can, you can have a get through the hole.

Okay, so, and the whole thing, not a bite,

but you got to put the whole thing, okay?

It's a salty and otherwise,

otherwise it's going to crumble and fall apart.

Yeah.

Okay. You guys all ready?

Okay.

This is, this is really delicious.

Oh wow.

It really does smell bad.

Okay, ready?

One, two, three.

Okay, they've all put them in their mouths.

I'm gonna throw up.

Yep.

Oh my god.

Oh, it's going right up my nose, but it's not that good.

Chloe, I can use your words, Chloe.

Oh, I'm the flush guy.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

Yeah, this is a really bad guy.

I can't do it.

I need to pop my mouth.

I need to do the second one.

Mori's going back for a second one.

Keep in mind, this is the first thing Mori's actually

eating in months.

Oh my god, man.

Whoa, there's a lot of horse radish on that.

Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's nice.

You're a wife, enjoyed that snack,

but what about it is it was appealing?

Well, that is frigging disgusting.

And I would never, ever, ever recommend anybody

to try peanut butter catch up and horse radish

on a salted cracker.

That is probably one of the most disgusting days.

That's so delicious.

Chloe's, Chloe's washed it down.

Chemi's washed it down.

Anybody interested in smelling Mori's mouth?

No, not it.

Not it.

Not it.

It's not it.

It's not it.

Anyway, Drew, you're the best dude.

Thank you so much.

Between Ron and Mocha, who is your favorite?

He's out here.

Oh my.

He's out here.

I got a double answer here for you guys.

Of course, like a lot of people do.

I think Ross would be my favorite if I was like his neighbor.

And I could see him like through the window.

I'm on his rock.

I mean, yeah.

There's a little bit of it.

Chemi knows Ross and Charon is towards yelling at kids

for walking on his grass.

Yeah.

I think that would be fun.

Cause he'd be like the grumpy smooth dude

in the in the in the neighborhood.

Okay.

Not gonna lie if I'm going out to a Raptor's game

or a Leafs game or something, Mocha, no doubt.

All right.

Cause he's fun.

Hell yeah.

Love you, Drew.

Have a wicked day.

All right.

Thanks guys.

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