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167- The Past Times with Matt Lieb
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Are you craze?! Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and Matt Lieb
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And welcome to the past time.
It's a podcast.
I'm not going to lie.
Dave's face is real negative so far.
You know what we do here each week.
We go through a newspaper from a random date in history picked up by another day of Anthony.
I gear the Reynolds.
I've never seen it.
And neither is this week's guest, the great Matt Leib, Matt, y'all talk to us.
What up.
I'm so excited to be back here on not the dollop.
Very excited for this.
How are you guys doing?
I didn't know you guys had a studio together.
You guys, when did that happen?
Oh, we've had pretty flush with cash over the past couple of years.
We did a lot of crypto stuff in a good way.
A lot of crypto stuff.
Hell yeah.
It looks good.
And I bet on the bombing of Iran.
So I just, but yeah, we do a lot of polymarket stuff.
Dave has a Dave's sister is friends with Pam Bondi.
So we get a lot of stuff early and then I took half of the money.
I bet on the bombing of Iran and I have rolled it over into nooking Iran.
So I think I'm going to be pretty rich.
Yes.
I don't feel good.
Oh, man, I guess are betting more.
Oh, you should know it's great.
Yeah.
Everything's bad.
It makes a money off.
Yeah, you can make money off the bad bad.
Make money up bad because I'll tell you what doesn't pay, try and make money off good.
Yeah, money, money out of good, had an okay run and we tried that.
Yeah.
But now money, uh, uh, sea level rising.
Yeah, fat, uh, less birds, money off bad.
When milk cancer, money off bad, another pandemic, another pandemic, yeah, die from bird.
Yeah.
But, uh, but Matt, when you were last on the show, I believe this was your last appearance.
You really, you set our little world of fire ablaze with South African, uh, Leonardo DiCaprio.
I was, I was, I was in the backyard doing a yard work like two days ago.
And I just immediately thought of that.
Like it just comes, it just pops into my head.
It's a, it's a top fiber.
It's a mere worm.
You'll just be doing whatever and you'll go, are you crazy?
You get full.
Yeah, it's, it's impossible to not quote that movie all the time.
And you're, you know what?
You guys were right.
I, I was surprised to learn very few people know what I'm talking about when I do that.
No, I think it's, yeah, you have a shorthand with it because you recognize it's insane.
When you see it, it's insane.
It's just been as a society.
We don't have a shorthand without you.
I've been doing your bishops and people have always looked at me like, like, oh, that's funny.
Cause I thought they got the joke.
But then I now realizing they just thought I was doing a racist accent.
And you're, you're doing what you would normally do with like your four college buddies
and inside joke that you came up with years ago that you still do with them.
But you're doing it to the world, which makes you seem insane.
Right.
Yes.
It makes you seem craze.
Craze makes me seem craze.
And as you didn't pay first for them.
Yeah.
That's right.
All right, Matt, you're on the road.
You have a couple podcasts.
You have Bad Hasbara.
You have pod yourself and you're doing a rewatch of Mad Men, right?
Mad Men.
We're on season four of Mad Men right now, although isn't that also what Bad Hasbara is?
Mad Men.
Are you craze?
Are you craze?
Come on.
Are you craze?
Didn't you do something more deady buddy?
Um, yeah, no, we do, uh, we're now in season four of Mad Men.
There's like eight or nine seasons.
It's a long and show, um, and, uh, yeah, you were on, I think for season two.
At some point, I was in a hotel when I did, uh, you're, yeah, that's right.
And look at me, I'm not in a hotel.
I met my friends house in San Bruno because I'm working at the punch line this week.
Um, you're not doing standup.
People probably think that means you're doing standup.
You're working.
No, I just go like to work in the door.
Yeah, he works the doors.
You just go there a lot.
Just, okay, Matt, what Matt, what I love about Matt is Matt goes on the road to working
clubs, but he just kind of works a bunch of the jobs just to sort of get the whole,
the whole buffalo.
Well, I'd like to be a, you know, a working comic or I'm a row comic, uh,
and they won't let me do jokes, but they do let me do dishes.
And so I'll do the dishes and usually I'll do some autographs afterwards.
Takes in pictures with some people and they're usually confused because I'm covered in
suds.
Yeah.
No, that's, I mean, but, but again, I think I, not enough people are doing that.
You really, uh, so I'll be like, no one wants to work anymore.
Am I right?
Yeah.
I went out to get, I went out to eat the other night.
And they just are, the, everything's slow and everyone has a bad attitude for some reason.
I don't even understand why everyone's mad all the time.
Everyone's always complaining.
And I'm just like, these kids don't want to work a lot of the, the,
the complain with the kids and tell me if you've heard this one is they can't work
enough to pay for the things they need.
And I just always go.
Avocado toast, matcha.
That's right.
We're like, oh, the weird thing about it is always like, I'm tired and it's like,
yeah, well, that's because you're not, you, because you don't work anymore.
You, these kids don't work anymore.
They don't work.
You don't remember notice that no, that's, well, no, that's kind of what I was talking about.
They are not working.
And they need, I need seven hours of sleep.
I mean, no, that's crazy.
How much do you work more?
You build up your tolerance and then you don't have to sleep as crazy.
By the way, what better way to forget about how much you hate your third job
than being completely delirious with no idea what's going on?
Yes.
I completely agree with the way it's how you numb yourself to this stuff,
but they keep talking about the way that all the money's been siphoned to the top
and that there's no, there's no help for them or security net.
And what I always say to that is, cool.
Can I get more sparkling water?
But if that money is not being sectioned up to the top,
how would we watch our billion dollar radar stations being blown up all over the
and by the way, I mean, I just quickly and then we'll get into it.
CBS, everyone's shitting all over that.
The young, let me tell you, that's become the best network.
I love the pieces.
Easily.
A very vice is unbelievable.
Yeah, very vice, very, very vice, she is.
I would say like a deeper bench of the TV news network.
And yes, yes, yes, I just, I love the way that they turned the network
from, you know, CBS into not seeing BS, you know, yes, totally.
And no, I completely picked up on, no, I completely picked what I completely picked up
on everything you just said.
And I will also say there's a lot of people who want to call her, you know,
she is performing bigotry in ways and that this is all being selected because
of the owners of the network.
She's married to a woman.
Yeah, I know she's married to a woman.
Yeah, yeah, I know it's really problematic.
The way that people think that, you know, she's bad when she is one, she is one of the
most, I guess successful, famous news people to also be gay.
And I feel like when people are gay, then automatically to just be against them
is, it's a little suspicious.
It's a little suspicious, I mean,
they're saying a lot.
There's always been a saying gay do no bad.
I mean, that's always been a thing.
Yeah, are you crazy?
You know, are you crazy?
You want for a puff of one jump?
All those things are you crazy?
Whatever it is.
Anyway, Matt, we're going to jump in.
Um, it's important to say what we have to do the show.
I mean, that's a whole, imagine doing a pod yourself and not watching Mad Men.
It would be crazy.
That's kind of the show.
Okay.
Um,
we did some talking and we go, oh, time out.
Guess we're not talking about episode this week and no one cares.
Yeah.
No one cares.
Matt, what year do you think this paper is from?
It can be from any year.
Um, I would recommend it being a teen or a two, uh, teen or a two.
Yeah, like a 19 or an 18 or a 2000, but I, I, it's up to you.
You could do a future guess.
Okay.
Have you want?
There's no price.
Let's do this.
Yeah, you don't win anything either way.
You still have to do the rest of the podcast.
Yeah.
A big part of it is finishing.
I'm going to say this is from 19, 28.
Oh, when things were getting good.
Yeah.
Um, I'm going to guess that this paper is, did you say wrong?
Yeah, we go ahead.
Well, no, now I want to change.
No, you're saying mine's wrong before I even follow.
Go ahead.
Say you're dumb.
19, 28, you're wrong.
It's 19, 24 Matt wins because he said the same year.
You can't do that.
Yeah, you can't do that.
You want to get the rules invalidated your entire guess.
That was embarrassing for you.
What is going on with you right now?
I've drinking a lot more alone.
Hmm.
That's the best way to do it.
Yeah.
Is that a new tattoo?
That's cupping.
No, the inside.
Oh, the bug.
No, that's old.
That's not old, but
it's not easy with the blood inertia with the blood.
He got cupping done in this.
Oh, I got fucking setting.
What do you need the cupping for?
Uh, I have all these folioses.
I'm trying to remove my dad fully from the,
I'll check it all the blood of your dad out.
Yeah, trying to get all the blood memory of my dad and everything like that.
So like that, but change your epigenetics.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's a lot of training.
No more trauma training.
No more trauma.
That's over.
I love that.
Yeah.
I sometimes I do that.
I'm like, take out all of my Jewish and then only I leave me with Irish,
because Irish has nothing but happy history.
You guys ever.
Is everyone take out all of my Jewish?
I say that too, whatever I said.
That's a really good thing to say these days.
Yeah.
Please take out all of my Jewish.
It's the most Jewish thing to say.
Please.
Doctor, help.
Take out my Jewish and I think I need someone who's got like good epigenetics,
like the Irish.
Keep coming.
I really have a Google after this, but let's go.
There hasn't been great.
It hasn't been great.
I gotta be honest, it hasn't been great.
It's better for you.
I think you need someone else, the Irish.
I'm talking with the Irish ring, you know,
we're looking at the charms.
That's a serial.
There's bits of rough times.
Look at all the beautiful rainbows at the end of it.
There's so much money.
That's the serious.
There's been a lot of stuff.
There's been a lot of, there's a potato situation for a while.
It wasn't great.
Yeah, they're all we eat potatoes.
That they love.
No, it's what are you talking about?
There was a time when they couldn't eat the potatoes.
What?
So they eat French fries.
I don't know what you're trying to say.
I feel like you're getting that.
You're integrating the Irish right now.
It's super weird.
No, you should know.
You should have happy history of being fun and funny and being lucky.
The people next door, the English took all their food at one point
and they all died by the millions.
I think you're thinking of,
you're thinking of the Scottish or something.
I don't even know.
You're thinking of someone else.
The Irish have always been happy.
Look it up.
Dave, just let him have it.
Let him have it.
I'll let you have it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
We weren't thinking of the other ones.
We're a happy island full of people that thought stomachs
because we can't eat nor these potatoes.
That's all I've ever known of.
I'm a little upset.
Yeah, we love it.
Troubles, we've never had no troubles.
All right.
It's a little dream.
I agree that that's okay.
But yeah, let him.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go ahead with the hurry.
24.
24.
24.
24.
May 2nd?
19.
That's my birthday.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
No, no, no, no.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
No, no, no.
You're still, the Jewish is still in you.
You've got to remember that.
Oh, you're from originally, that's cool.
You're really from Orlando now.
Me.
I'm from Los Angeles.
Same thing.
But also from Ireland.
No.
Mad.
Mad, mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Los, say it.
Come on.
Lock in.
Los Angeles.
Lock in.
We're doing it.
Why when you do that?
Why don't they call their paper the Orlando Bloom?
Go ahead.
I don't know why when you do that,
when you say you're from Ireland,
you do like an Israeli accent though.
Why are you?
Dave, Dave, come on.
That's, I think my,
the first of all, they're very similar.
We all agree.
So I can see how you get them confused.
No, all right.
The first article of the Orlando Bloom.
Will a new party help?
No, always.
No, I can tell you right now it's gone great.
No, no, no is the answer.
Will a new political party make America right?
Well, we don't need a new one to go right.
Yeah, we love it.
We've got five rights.
The only way that's that's one direction, baby.
That's the direction.
It's about one direction.
We'll be the topic,
we'll be the topic of a discourse
by the Reverend George Badger,
pastor of the first Unitarian church
tomorrow evening at 730.
Oh, boy.
George Badger.
Yeah, imagine me.
I'm a pastor of the Badger.
Yeah, I'm definitely picturing a badger
and like the, you know, the frock.
I'm just picturing just someone yelling at you all the time.
I mean, badgering you.
That's what I'm thinking.
You keep monster beach and in public.
No, no, he's not Irish.
He's not Irish.
I think he is.
He's from Orlando.
Yeah, no, but they're Irish there.
I think, come on.
Come on, lock in.
I need you.
Hey, come on.
I need you to both lock in.
Oh, Orlando.
You need to even say Orlando.
Oh, Orlando.
Yeah.
Oh, a post for you Orlando.
I get it.
He gets it.
All right.
And okay, let's all one, two, three, clap.
Okay, go ahead.
In the morning, his topic will be Puritans and Saints
and some other good people.
Wow.
Wow.
That is it.
That's like sometimes I looked out of my set list
of I'm on stage.
I'm like, why did I break these up here?
There's like two words written on here, like I'm not prepared.
If your set list just said, you know, like, you know,
old man, these are, this is like my set list.
It says like, fucking a fish, sucking my own dick.
And then it says, and other good jokes
that everyone likes.
And other good jokes and other killer bits.
And other crushers.
Fuck a fish, suck my own dick.
Fuck my fish, suck my own dick.
You know how it'd be?
Crashers.
And more bangers.
More bangers.
Miss William Cole will sing at both services
and all interested are cordially welcome.
Oh, it's nice.
Okay.
But by the way, that's not what they mean.
There are so many people that would not be allowed in.
Well, they, well, he's now you're kind of stretching
the definition of the word people.
Oh, you know what they're saying?
In 1924, you're right.
It's a very specific, very clear.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
Look at the sign.
Sorry, I think you'll notice all the caveat sides
around here.
We've been quite clear.
People, ah, like this white lady.
Although she is a lady.
Sahara film, promise numerous thrills.
I'm going to show you the fucking headline.
That's it.
This is a different.
It is Sahara film.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
It is just a typo promise.
It should say promise.
No, it's not a typo.
Oh, what the fuck?
Sahara film.
Promise.
Numerous thrills.
There's many.
Numerous numerous.
Yeah, I know.
But it's spelled wrong.
Promise is spelled PR, PROMIS and numerous is spelled N-U-M-R-O-U-S.
Numerous.
Okay.
Oh, now.
I'm fascinated to know if they correct the typo or if that's the name of the movie.
Now that I've got your attention, let me tell you about them.
They just go into the story.
A son of the Sahara first national picture produced in Algeria with Bert Lytle and Claire
Windsor in the leading roles is undoubtedly the most elaborate desert romance ever filmed
in 1924.
That's not really a huge credit.
It's really not.
It's background.
The most impressive Sahara love story we've seen to date.
The film's been around for four years.
They just invented it.
I love that though, they're already, they're already hyping up things like if there was already a Peter Travers.
In 1924.
Bert Lytle stuns in one of three films created.
Run.
walked to your nearest Nickelodeon.
How funny is it that we all just know Peter Travers
for just loving getting in previews when we were
when they used to do it?
Like Peter Travers would be like, get a grip,
a good grip on the iron grip.
What an amazing career he's had as being someone who is
a household name because he loves all movies.
He likes everything.
He likes everything.
Man in black too, better than the original.
Peter Travers.
He said it to Peter and we'll just put that in the preview.
Yeah, just some of the quotes would be like,
yep, sure.
You don't even know he has not seen the movie.
He just wants his name in the garden.
Peter Travers for the Matrix.
And then he sees your movie and he doesn't like it.
You said, what is this possible?
Yeah, what the hell?
He loves everything.
It wasn't good.
OK, so the guy who said it's the most elaborate
desert romance ever filmed is Edwin Carui, the director,
who is in New York preparing the print for release.
All right.
So the guy who made it against the greatest movie ever.
I will say when you go through a process like that at the end,
there's sometimes you don't like them because it's a lot.
So I think that's actually even a harder film for Henry critique.
Therefore, I believe that is a very that that accolade higher than most.
That's how you know it's going to be even better than you can possibly imagine.
Yeah.
Also, it filmed in Algeria, you know, I feel like we're touching on a lot of places
that have had nothing but happy histories.
Yeah, that's no absolutely.
That's great.
Love Algeria, everyone there's happy and nothing bad ever happened.
No, that's right.
Mr. Carui points out that the following went into the making of the picture.
12,500 Arabs, all right?
Well, comedy is probably going to pump the brakes a little bit.
A lot went into this.
A lot of Arabs.
Oh, so there's a Wells guy is making citizen cake.
Tell me how many Arabs you got in citizen case.
Oh, nice.
Well, I won't do you about 12,500 better.
Oh, my God.
8,000 camels.
And I have an issue with this list.
I have an issue with this list.
I got to say it's nice that they did the people first at least.
Yeah, they say this many Arabs, this many camels and this many craft services tables.
For the camels, of course, 2,500 horses.
Oh, okay.
That's a very strange one.
There's a lot of camels and horses.
That's a lot of fun.
It is.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And Spihel Calvary of the French government.
Yeah.
Nice.
That's a good government.
Yeah, great.
Great to Algeria.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're best friends.
They saved it.
Yeah, they saved it.
Yes.
Exactly.
Well, they kind of bar rescued it.
Yeah.
I always view that with a bar rescue.
Yeah.
That's what we're doing to Iran.
Yeah.
No.
Look.
Yeah.
If you got oil, let us come in and fix it.
Yeah.
You can bar rescue all your countries.
We're going to let us come in.
We're going to kitchen nightmares bar rescues.
Exactly.
Restaurant 911.
Just let us go.
We'll Queer Eye.
We'll Queer Eye.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Queer Eye.
Yes.
Exactly.
Exactly.
The Barry Vice Bay.
Yeah.
The Barry Vice Bay.
That's right.
Barry Vice Bay.
Come into a vice.
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dollop.
Um, so our researcher Preston looked up movie reviews.
Oh.
They had those back then.
That's crazy.
It's, it's Bob Travers.
It just feels like it's amazing to me that they had movie reviews that weren't all just
I can't believe this technology exists.
Wow.
Sinking words to mouths and color.
You've got to get out and check this one.
Most reviews were just a series of elongated screams.
Oh my god.
We live in the future.
I'm inside of Algeria.
That's a lot of Arabs.
Help update.
I was allowed to leave an hour and a half later.
This is from Wikipedia of the Shrek films of the 1920s.
The plot of a son of the Sahara was among the more racist in that Barbara.
Oh, you know, I have a feeling.
Time.
Can you imagine being one of the most racist moves of the 1920s?
That is fucking real.
It sounds like it had to be a snuff film.
It was kind of racist for us.
Jesus.
What a scale of one to birth of a nation.
Where are you ranking?
Barbara, the European woman completely rejects any romantic interest in Raoul until the very
end of the film.
Whereas established that he lacks any Arab ancestry in his fully French.
I'm sorry.
I believe the review is racist.
No, but he's pointing out.
Say it again.
Barbara, the European woman completely rejects any romantic interest in Raoul until the end of the film.
Whereas established, he lacks any Arab ancestry in his fully French.
So once he, once it should feel to be French, he's a tracker.
I could love you now.
May 12,499 Arabs.
It's crazy.
French.
It turns out 1924.
This review was the first time a cancel culture was invented.
Am I right?
Yes.
Wow.
Totally.
Wow.
Like cancel me.
Yes.
We all know is true that as soon as you find out that someone has 100% French ancestry, you want
to fuck them.
Well, I'm going to.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
We want to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sort of.
It's a little part of your own.
Why?
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
Mad.
And then I got into the podcast.
Please.
I feel like more people need to hear it, okay?
Just as long as Elastin getting all of the pearls and.
Mad.
I feel like the more that you keep doing that thing about getting the Jewish out is, it's not
great.
So I think it's that.
Don't do the Irish stuff, but now that it's out, I think it is great.
You know what I mean?
We need to forget.
You know, guys.
Stop.
Please.
It's just.
It paid no attention to this a Barack Obama poster behind me in this room, by the way
So you bring that from home, huh? I bring it. I just yeah and the little TV that's mounted on the wall
Look at a little that TV. That is so small. What's the point of it? I don't know
You know, it's just one of those things that every time I stay here
I'm just like they mounted this one, huh? I feel like
Really missing out on the funniest visual gag ever. This is the smallest TV it mounted in the universe
That's not a computer screen. The Barack Obama poster is eight times the size of the TV
I mean, it looks like they mounted a phone to the wall. They were like next where we go for entertainment
Welcome to the theater
If you want to watch something really good, you gotta stand real close
Hmm
Anyways
I don't remember
There are no copies of a son of Sahara located in any film archives. It's a lost film
But a trailer of the film survives in the Library of Congress
And that's where you want to have an update or travel
Yeah, they'll bring it back a phenomenal story with a twist. You're not going to believe
Bannon's gonna remake this yeah, 100%
We're all good. You heard about the Steve Bannon House in Florida
You absolutely what the what the word was a Steve Bannon House, but he had he had
He apparently had this house. It was just to fucking horrifying and just
People like orgies all the time at one point at one point. They
Or maybe liver spot after he moved out
They found that like there was all this acid it'd be used in the bathtub
Creepy fucked up like yeah, they were dissolving something in the tub at one point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I heard about that
Sorry, well that sounds okay
Maybe he was getting the Jewish out man everything was probably was cupping out all the Jew blood
So he left with pure Irish
That's possible he is Irish
And always wasn't always like I really got those cups
Looks like everybody's gay and you know what he looks like he looks like the do you guys ever see those mucinex commercials?
Yeah, oh he does. Yeah, he looks like it. Yeah, the mucus from the mucinex commercials. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's great true
They should do the voice. Yeah. Yeah
TJ Miller did the voice and then all that stuff happened and then they dropped him
Which yeah, it's tough when the snots like you're not our brand. He's back though. He's doing clubs. Oh, yeah
Confusing him TJ Miller has nothing but a great history just like the Irish people
Matt what come on so slippery slope. Let's let's lock in okay, but we're locking in okay
Problems here
Sorry, sorry, your Irish is
Dangerously close to a Jamaican
I'm just gonna warn you right there
There is apparently some sort of connection between the accent. No, there is yeah, yeah, that's awesome
From two uncolonized happy land
That's the accent of a perfect epigenetic history
Again, we'll let's finish the app and then we'll sidebar into some of this stuff, okay? Okay, let's do it
I'm ready. Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, we'll do a bad side bar
President unable to attend the Apple blossom festival
He's always doing this to us. What is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's 24
So it's before harding not coolage coolage is that's coolage. It was cool. All right
Doesn't matter doesn't matter
Announcement was made at the White House tonight that President Coolidge have been compelled by pressure of other affairs to decline the invitation
extended him
By Senator Glass and a delegation from Winchester Virginia to attend the first annual
Shenandoah Apple blossom festival Saturday, wait a minute this I didn't realize it was the first one
Yeah, I felt like this was like a 50 year like the pardoning the turkey tradition. He just didn't go to a thing
Yeah, it could be the last one too because of that well, I mean it would now coolage
I just for those who are listening who don't know what was coolages deal
Tea pot dome scandal was that him was he teapot dome that was harding
That's what they called it when Churchill got a blowjob
Not a lot of people know that I don't remember what coolage is known for the those guys kind of blurt together in that time
Yeah, they just sort of oil scandal
It's there's a lot of racism then a lot of racism. It was really coming up. Yeah, you can imagine we got away from that
Raising racism. It is remarkable to think that we do just work in the hundred-year cycle because of racism
Well, not only racism, but like the gilded like we are in that gilded age now and the racism is out of
control and
And it's like it's almost a year-to-year replica like how long until we can't drink? Oh
Shit or no, it's how no, they're stopping weed. That's what they're trying to stop. Oh, yeah, we drink
Dave's doing do a lingo and now I just send my kid money. Oh
Could you do you mind if Dave does a little do a lingo while we do this man? That's fine. You learn a language, but if you could also send me money
Yeah, is that uh, no, I don't send money to Irish people. Oh
Well, it's that's the first time I've ever experienced racism
That's right there. I've never experienced anything you know it's out before and now I'm at it in me
It's time. Yeah
I will say let's make it
No, I am saying I am saying it. I am saying it to your face. I don't think it's it's not the right one to do
Okay, and they've had a bad history. I don't think that's true. It is
Mm-hmm. What do you got? Okay, Coolidge was known for his laissez-faire economics
presiding over the roaring 1920s prosperity
He advocated for tax cuts reduced federal spending
minimal business regulation
So he is basically
He's the collapse of the great
And that but it wasn't did he run a who ran against FDR then
Herbert Hoover the first time. Yeah, Hoover. Yeah, Hoover and then Hoover's the one who's going like I think the government should step in
Yeah, Hoover's about to be president after this and be like now. Let's really fuck it up
And then yeah, yeah, and then it's just I don't think the government's rule is to help. That's right
And I agree I agree. I feel like government's role is just to like
Sit back and take it
If not leave things just alone and just let people be you know free
It's to you know murder people
Yeah, and I think what government is the problem
Yes, yes, unless they're murdering the right people
Yeah, now that now that yes has a nice ring to it. Yes, yes
We're in Trump's middle term for those of you listening from the future
That's going great
Right in the third. We're right in the think of this word as a middle term
Russian explorers
So the Russians are going to make a dash for the North Pole this year
Uh
Now that accent you can do
Oh, okay. Yeah
We're glad to hear
No
No
To Israeli
Oh my god, man, please I know I want to hear this story. Tell me about the Russians who are going in the North Pole
Okay, we will kill him sent us done
An aviator named Rosinski, which sounds like a good red name
Did they wrote that
I hope Dave's not riffing
Rosinski which sounds a little bit communist to me with the
Jewish connotations and the Irish connotations
It's amazing
Plans to take a few
Meccanations and scientists in a
Especially constructed plane a combination of flying boat and hydroplane and has no doubt of his success what this guy definitely died
It sounds like a like a hovercraft. Yeah, is this an ATV? This is crazy. Oh, yeah
All this is a
Yeah, this is a welcome. It is altering blimp
Yes, this is a welcome variation in Russian activities
What the fuck man? It's a welcome variation. Yeah, yes, because it's not poisoning people I guess yeah or try to giving people
Work
Yeah, Russian Russian explorers in late years have been confined too much to economics and politics
Jesus Christ
I'll get to the story soon, but quickly brief history of hatred
This all this sounds very coded
Like are they when they say russian feels like air quotes russian
This is about Jews 100% this is an anti-Semitic article about like oh the Jews have to decided to do something a little bit more
Fun as opposed to all that politicking and economic
That's wild
I'm blooding in you know
Trying to put it on the white man's games and nice try
And to tell the truth the explorers in those fields have been very much of the doctor cook type
No idea. Okay. No idea. It's a confusing name for his chef
What that mean not be considered a bad omen much will be forgotten and forgiven if the Bolshevists now prove
Their red blood and scientific prowess in the international sport of polar dashing
Wow, if they win nobody will grudge them the victory
Yeah, definitely not this guy. No, no way would we grudge them
Not given their flowers
Why not a few other diversions this year to distract attention from the economic failures of Moscow and bid for the world's goodwill
Jesus Christ
Reading western media at this time they are so pissed because I know literally the Russians just got done with a civil war
And they're just like you know, why don't you guys take a little break from your failed policies
It's like what of having to fight a war that you guys have been fucking funding against the
Against the Bolsheviks like that is wild
He's fucking bitter as sore losers. There's always a Matt Walsh
Always always
The best strategy for the Soviet government and people in their slow and painful transition from this will be great
Here's an idea. Yeah, from move head from ass see step two for more step two repeat step one
Oh from pure
From pure socialist theory to the hard fact of a world of business methods based on private and so wow
I gotta read this again. It's incredible. That's incredible. This this this recommendation. This is 1924. We should dig up this writer just to beat them with shovels
Exactly. What are you doing?
It's great the best strategy
For the government and people in their slow and painful transition from pure
Socialist theory to the hard fact of a world of business methods based on private enterprise and property
Is to branch out into all sorts of civilized activities and let up on Soviet propaganda
That might be
the worst
Blighten racism. Yeah, that might be the worst economic statement. We've ever read on this paper
I like is it's on the show. It's coped to this is like this. Yes
This is like when it became abundantly clear that Zora and Mamdani was gonna win and be the mayor
When people were just started they gave up trying to smear him. They were like just drop out loser
That's drop. Nobody likes you. It's like damn y'all have nothing
This point
The the Russian revolution has happened the Bolsheviks have you know beaten the whites and the civil wars over and he's like
All right, well now that you guys have taken a break from all that murdering each other
Have you considered the capitalist form of economy because if it's a superior form there's no downside
There's no way to do into platinum right now he gets way up in the polls and they're like well you suck
That's right. Just drop
Yeah, just you should leave the race
And then if you say that about Schumer, they're like shut the fuck
You're fucking anti-Semitic mouth about this young virile man
Chuck Schumer's payets are higher than anyone else
Right
It's his turn
Chuck Schumer doesn't owe you anything
Chuck Schumer's waited 92 years for this moment
To bomb my ran
To bomb my ran and kind of not know what to say about it really other than
Trying to reign on his blood parade
Oh my fucking god. Oh here's a good one
The Rothschild's servants holy fuck this will be good
And
Pity the poor Rothschilds of Vienna
They are being taxed out of house and home. Oh my god
This this is absolutely fucking nuts
The latest and most intolerable in position of a socialist government is a tax on servants that cost
The Rothschild family 72,000 a year. Oh my god. You this is just
This is an upsetting one. Why do you have so many servants? I guess is the
Question I know who's gonna baptize us in champagne
Oh, so now you want to tax the people that I sometimes kill for fun
Father can't do manual work his hands are for phonology
He's got software the callus the not be able to do a sometimes use for the 23 me a skull
This is I love this is a very funny perspective for 1924 where someone is just like
Oh, I had to choose now between
Blaming the Jewish Bolshevism for taxes, but also defending a famous Jewish capitalist
I don't know what to do is and we still struggle with things like this
The line is difficult
Yeah, that's a that's a fucking alpha. Yeah, yeah, I'm here with these dogs who they don't know when it's to shut up
Yeah
Hell yeah, can you believe they want to tax these guys?
No, it's crazy
They want to tax these things that I yell at
This is it I feel like a Rothschild. Yeah, now you know what it's like
America doesn't know what taxes are Austria. It develops is so heartless as to tax motor cars at $500 a piece
And household servants still hire on the ground that they are luxuries. That is so
Luxury they are you kidding? No, I think that's a that's a right. That's a human right
Yes
What am I to cook my own foods
Prepare my own beds
Bays my own balls and ass
My lord
What kind of job you got over there at the Rothschilds? What do you what do you uh do button balls?
I'm a human slipper
What is that they cut a hole in my stomach and they just kind of put their foot in me and they walk and walk whenever
There's gravel it's a living
They want to charge me double for my human slippers
Fuck
Are you craze you craze? Oh fuck that's funny
It was bad enough last year when the Rothschilds family paid 14,000 tax on its 61 servants
That drove home the need of economy, but the poor Rothschilds found
They couldn't possibly get the housework done with any less than 47
How are they supposed to get done what needs to be done with under
That is servants that is fun. It's so think about it. They still do this. It will be like sufferer
Jeff Bezos donated 120,000 dollars to the victims of the North Carolina storms
Yeah, so he's now you want to charge him five percent tax on anything over a billion
What are you trying to kill this man
He invented overnight shipping
He's married to the world's first freaking Martian
He was the first guy who he the industrialized the manufacturer of human slippers
That's a funny he can have a slipper made of human flesh
The guy who invented factory floors with no toilets
Tax that guy
Unbelievable. Come on
And for that modest aggregation of hired help
They are obliged in additional in addition to wages and
Victuals to pay a head tax 700% higher than last years. It is unsupportable
It's the I can't tell is this written sarcastically? No, that's crazy. No, this is absolutely not so
I don't know if an article for a hundred years ago has ever made me angrier
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's crazy to us. We're in the middle of the roaring 20s shit is like going great
Yeah for you know in terms of you know for the rich in America
They just keep getting richer and richer and richer
Everything is getting more and more corrupt. It's literally exactly where we are now. Yeah, and
And so this attitude which
Once you know when I because you reach it like this now and you'll be like oh man. This is uh
They're a hundred percent serious at this point. I want to believe that they're
Like that they know that they're doing
Coming
They don't know they don't know. That's what's so fucking incredible. Wow. It's just it is it is crazy
Yeah, because it's the same thing you see it in like the Atlantic or like the Washington where it'll just
Be like I mean we are living the meme now of the
What is that you built a country around our military base? I mean that the level right yeah hubris
And the confidence
Confidence they feel that they're just like that this is going to work
Completely removed from even the idea that irony exists and like or or or that in any way this can be read as
sarcasm or not serious just being so dead serious about it is
Yeah, the laying of such burdens on harassed European millionaires may not be altogether evil
If it takes 47 servants to run the Rothschild's family the family might move into a smaller house
Matt is homeloning his face. He's so gold
I'm not going crazy. I'm going crazy
You go crazy and where along with it you get for pay me first for them
It's just in a padded room
You know
Matt we got your macaroni buddy
There you go
inject a slurry into my gallant
And let the rest engage in productive industry instead of
Unproductive personal service or the families might adapt to the American substitutes for hired help and install mechanical service
Are you
Which does not eat or waste occupy his little room and benefits American manufacturers
Oh, yes, it is time for the fucking robots and machine revolution
I like how people think that robots are going to be anything other than two things
They are going to be murder machines and things you fuck that's all that's going to happen with and sometimes both
Sometimes one after the other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's great. I mean listen. I think
I mean we can all agree the fuck robot is a great idea
I do I want to see where it goes, but I'm very open. I'm very open to the idea
The problem is that they're going to take that fuck robot and they're going to mount a gun on its hands
Yes, that's an issue for me and now we've got a problem, you know
That issue for me is how much bringing a gun in the bedroom makes me come
And then how quickly that thing's going to be able to take me because dangerous come from a gun after I come from gun sex
I'm
I'm going to make my robot become a mass fucker and send it out to do mass fuckings. Oh, man
By the way, I like sometimes I like to get shot in the orifice
Oh in the ditch. Yeah, it's the grays
Yeah, the tiny
How does anyone grace your asshole? Will you please?
just do the physics there's over five women who could give you a handbook on that one
I'll tell you how you can just grace mine
Oh
by the by
Lessons more
And over five and the number is like right in between
Children of the Confederacy enjoy egg hunt.
Man, what?
I literally think this is right.
Preston is rage baiting us.
I'm still not recovered from the last two.
And I was like, don't worry.
The clan has found eggs on long.
You have to remember, this is a Florida paper and Florida stays Florida.
No matter what time period, that was good.
I needed that.
I needed that.
That I needed.
It's all the same.
So it's always cool.
Isn't it weird to think though that like it wasn't that long ago that like Florida was was like,
oh, it could go Democrat this year.
Like it was like, oh, that was yeah, that was that was it.
Yeah, there was a time.
Remember that long time ago, it wasn't that long.
But that's because it was at a time when the, you know, the Democrats had people like Clinton
who were essentially Republicans.
Yeah, right, right.
And he was doing Florida shit in the office, like getting his dick sucked and, you know,
yeah, taking the car with killing Vince Foster, just kidding.
He didn't do that.
It's he didn't do Jesus Christ's wife did that.
Yeah, everyone though.
Focus.
Uh, he came.
He saw he died.
That's right.
At the, at the home of Mrs. F. L. Azell, the children of the Confederacy of Duncan Peter
chapter, spent a delightful time hunting Easter eggs at five o'clock Friday afternoon.
That's a little agnus as well.
I know it's called an Easter egg hunt, but there is something about when you say Confederate
children as sort of like the qualifier of type, it's just immediately.
It feels more racist, I just completely agree, just the Confederate children are hunting
something.
But this time.
They only pick up the white eggs, these eggs, we did not die our eggs.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, put that one down.
That's a brand new eggs of color here in Florida.
Now I just come to my attention that someone had put a colored egg on, you know, log color
eggs here.
Oh, no, that's the problem.
If you're like eating them, y'all may have them, but I like my eggs like everything else.
Why?
And by the way, I don't even eat the yellow part, I only eat the bottom around it.
The viscous fluid.
Well, I quite, and that's all I can do, but don't forget brother, when you cook it,
it becomes white.
That's right.
More white than usual.
Yes, exceptionally.
And look at that pepper.
We don't put no pepper, just white salt on the pepper, get in the way of that salt.
I don't know what accident, I just, I don't know the accident, I'll get you a fan boat.
Now hold up brother.
Please stop talking.
Your accident has become a bit strange.
I don't think it is.
No, I don't know where you're from, brother, please, where you're from, is it?
This is a normal guy from the south.
I don't think you're, I think it's here.
We like to have white eggs.
No, no.
All right.
Big city brown egg.
He is now looking at cage free, we put our eggs in the cage of their brown.
Ah, it's just, now brother, please, you've getting to this very problematic territory.
No, no.
I'm going full on the character.
Now we're doing a method guy.
But your accident has gone in a strange direction.
I don't think this is, you're no longer white.
Who the fuck was that?
Who said that?
I've been trying to keep you two away from each other for quite a while.
Who's this guy?
I've got a luck this guy.
Let's see.
Little Agnes's cell found the most eggs in Mary and Hester, the next highest in number.
While Madge, Moat decided that good luck was not with her that afternoon.
Mad, well you named it Madge.
Madge.
Hey Papa, I had trouble finding some of the eggs, so I ate a rock.
Why did they eat me, Madge?
Why did they eat me, Madge?
You came out of your mother's badge, and I didn't want to think of another word.
So I changed it to Madge, I know.
Each of these received appropriate Easter favors, which were presented by Ms. Martha Johnson,
President of the chapter, after the egg hunt, they went into the house where music and
songs were enjoyed for a time, then I'll gather it around the dining table where the
fruit punch and Easter eggs were served.
They served the Easter eggs.
I've never heard of that, but that's very strange.
Wait, they actually ate the eggs.
What is the actual, like the mechanics of how the, you've got to blow hard, you hard-boiled
them.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you're right.
Okay.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh, that's a delicious way to, you know, God.
So, I assume these were, because they're called Children of the Confederacy, I assume that
these are the kids of the daughters of the Confederacy, who are one of the architects
of our absolute nightmare's country.
Oh, I don't think you're getting a little political for some reason.
They were wild.
They were, they were wild.
I don't know why we got political all of a sudden.
Yeah, if we could just kind of, we're having fun with the Easter egg thing, so.
Right, I know.
It's kind of weird.
You know, I think we all look back on the civil war and just kind of go, hey, you know,
two sides at great points and one just won by a hair and everyone honestly everyone is like tired
of even thinking about it. The whole thing with politics now. It's like let that. I want to rip
Ben Shapiro's eyebrows off with my teeth. Yeah, but that's a political day. If you were to do that,
it would be the only time my wife had come. By doing something like that, my wife's pussy might
actually get wet for the first time and there might be shock and taper her to do. I've been
trying to tell her that that spot is supposed to remain dry. The only hole that's supposed to get
wet is the one that the urine comes out. Good Lord. I did not know you could do a perfect
Ben Shapiro. It's crazy, right? Look at that. It's wild. It's crazy. It's crazy. Can you say big fatty
jugs in his voice? It's coming over here with big fatty jugs. Give me another one.
Can you say dump a mouth hole? It's something along the illigically dump a mouth hole.
It's very good. Do you know you had this? I've done it on the show once before.
I guess I don't listen to you. Yeah, impossible. I've come two times and I've had two children
out of it. It's really good. One time accidentally spilled my seed and tried to get my
urethra to suck it back in. It was like my penis was in studio 54, just sucking coke into it.
I feel like I've lost the room a little bit, but I just am tired of it. Well, man,
is there completely a veteran in Jewish nature on this episode? Yeah. Is he crazy?
One more, David? Yeah, we'll do one more.
When you say David, I think that's one more David. Are you sure we do one more of these?
Yeah. Black cat brings players bad luck. Okay. All right. A black cat walked across the stage
the first day of production on the white moth. A first. All right. It's possible to ignore the
ratio. Black cat, I was letting it fly, but now that it's a white moth involved. Black ruins white.
Always every story. Yep. And you chose these. David. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
No, I didn't. I don't choose that. Yes. Okay. If you said it a bunch weirdly,
then yes, you did. Because I feel like I might get murdered if he'd I don't say that I did. So
yeah, I did. Yes. Hey, Matt, you're kind of stuck on a repeat situation.
So it's just, if you want to say it, say it, but don't kind of whisper it. Yeah, I think you're
mics. I think your mic is stuck on. I'm very uncomfortable with setting.
What if blood diving had just been playing on that tiny TV the whole time?
That's a very tiny one. We start realizing that's like out of his mind. I've just been watching
it through the fucking webcam since the last time you were here. A first, a first national picture
now in the making in Los Angeles. None of the cast is superstitious, but Barbara Lamar
sprained her knee while doing the dance of the white moth. That sounds like an actor's warm-up phrase.
Yeah. Say it again. Yes. Barbara Lamar sprained her leg.
A sprained her knee while doing the dance of the white moth.
Barbara Lamar sprained her knee while doing the dance of the white moth.
Barbara Lamar sprained her knee while doing the dance of the white moth out of the mouth.
Yeah. Sounds like you're trying to teach a cockney British lady to speak American.
Barbara Lamar. The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plane. Now do it.
Barbara Lamar. Yeah. Barbara. Conway Turrell, her leading man, sprained his wrist when he hit Ben
Lion in that kind of a scene. This is, oh, Turrell hit Lion.
Did you hit Lion? Yeah. Did you hit Lion there?
Yeah. Ben Lion burned his fingers when a box of matches flamed up as he lit one.
I don't really understand what's happening anymore. I'll be telling you this is the,
he's saying all this bad luck that happened due to the cat being black.
That's right. Yeah. Forgot. All right. We're back.
Miss Lamar's dress caught fire when wires used in its construction came in contact with an
electric switch. Well, okay, that could have been that. Yeah. That happens. I feel like
that had nothing to do with the cat. Everything else maybe. That would felt cell phone. Yeah.
You could, you were putting your, your wire dress near outlets. Don't do that. That's supposed to do
that. Catchable. Yeah. I mean, it's catchable. I mean, Marie's tournier director,
bird his hands putting the fire out. That feels like that's one. So don't put out the fire
with your hands. Same one. That's the same one. Yeah. That's, oh my God. What did I try to do that?
It's a fucking cat. These guys just really want to kill that cat. Yeah. This is all of this is
laying the groundwork to kill the cat. Yeah. There's even a news on it. We had to kill the cat
every day of production. And we had to eat it tight. That's right. Do you want this play to go off
well or not? It's up to you. I guess you don't like art. You want to let me drown this cat. Fine.
Wow. Okay. Fine studio. He doesn't care. All right.
Josie Cedric caught a severe cold when her flimsy costume was accidentally soaked with water.
Okay. Now it's not how cold happened. They just want this cat dead. Now this is clearly black cat stuff.
It feels like a lot of this stuff could have been avoided with a little bit of
fine fueling. That's right. Like not letting the cat on the set.
Well, you even after that or killing this earlier. Oh my God. This bet just went into my balls.
I just hit this bet right into my balls two times. It's that black cat. Did it touch that
mouth? And something went wrong when Arthur Todd cameraman turned the crank 200 feet of film
buckled and spoiled. And two long scenes had to be retaken. That guy was so thankful that the cat
was there. Yeah. Christ you ruined all that foot that the cat. All right. It's the cat. All
the evidence of the series of disasters that we are using the justify cat murder just disappeared.
How convenient. And guess who we blame for that cat. Got to kill him. Got to kill the cat.
You I don't know Matt. You're fucking so goddamn funny. All right. So people should listen to
pod yourself. Listen to bad has bar where can people find your road dates?
You can usually I post them on on Instagram sometimes. By the time you listen to this.
You will. I will have already left San Francisco. I assume. But yeah. Go follow me at
Matt leave jokes on Instagram. I'm there. And I'm usually posting my dates and you know.
And you're always ranting and raving and you're hilarious and you're staying up as great. So
people love you. And and Dave and I are almost there. We're getting close. We like you guys like my wife.
We love you love me from my wife. The dog's man. Think of the dog. Sorry. Sorry.
Matt uh before we go uh let's just hear one more time if they took all the the Jewish out.
Let's see. Oh the Jewish is out of me body. Is that what you're asking for? Is that what you want me
to do? You need to do an Irish accent. Am I just a dancing monkey to you?
No, I just sat in. Yeah. You did it like three times. It isn't like it. I was I'm just some guy
who does gags. I actually have lots of opinions about things. For me on Instagram.
I'm from my hobby. No. Let the Ireland again. Thank you, Matt. We love Ireland.
