176: My Struggle Jennings

Take it on me, beat every night and I'll be wishin' all your pain

You're just a few, no, no, don't you know your mouth?

If you hate them, your choice will come out

Hey, to see you with the glow, you're probably with the glow

From what you've been, but you're not the mother's glow

But it was with me, that's with you, hey

Cause when I get up, when you bring your bed, you'll bring

I show it in my face, drinkin' of the egg, not for the room

What's up with me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me

What you've been, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me

What you've been, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me

What you've been, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me

Oh, the Kirkman thing, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

We'll have to talk about Kirkman at some point

I mean, look, I don't want to, but

Oh, cause someone turned the head, funds on

They can hear us right now, but we can't hear ourselves

Hello?

Life be like that

Hello?

Yeah, it's starting to, it's calibrating

And what level do I go to?

I think it's like usually in the middle

Middle?

This is my favorite part of the show

Hello?

Hello?

Is mine work, I feel like mine's not working

You just got to turn it on, really?

You started to hear it?

Hello?

Yeah, now I hear it, okay

I'm gonna go get warm

Get that show warmed up

We start every episode, like it's the first episode of all time

Literally every episode bends like, what is this?

Yeah, how do we do it?

The hell are these?

Where am I?

So we watch videos of fat people?

What?

That's what we do?

Why?

Who?

What?

Okay, anyway, what, um, what pedophile ring do we want to talk about this week?

Ben's like the Stadia sucks

It's like, well you created a moat of Coca-Cola models around yourself

I don't think you could play Ben's desk right now

Like just popping back and forth between bottles

Those little tuning bowls?

Yeah, I hope that I could play this like it was an organ

Exactly, with his feet

Is it church organ?

Yeah, playing like fan of the operand shit

Mm-hmm

But it sounds all hillbilly-ish

Mm-hmm

Yeah, Ben just told me the day these lights go out, we can never, um, change them

Yeah, I forgot how to turn them off and they've been on for two years

No, they're under this thing

You leave them on all the time?

Yeah, permanently they've been on for...

Well, there's a robot to turn them off

I don't know where their mode is though, so they're just gonna stay on until they die

And then they'll never be replaced again

Mm-hmm

It gives a shit

Devin's like, why is my electricity bill like 4,000 a month?

No, these are like nothing

Yeah, they're Christmas lights basically

Yeah

Yeah

But yeah

Ben leaves lights on all the time

Do I?

Every week

Do I really?

Every Friday that I go down here to do hate watch

I go fucking bad

And I go, can somebody turn that light off over there?

I don't have left a light on for a whole day

You always, there's a light on, that's all, yeah

You actually turn it

There are more lights when we leave than when we record

And every time I leave, when we end recording

I was like, Ben, just turn the light off

You go, okay, buddy

Be honest, if I left here and I died

And then you came down here on Friday to record

Like then you went to my Fritter on Wednesday

And then you came down here to record on Friday

And I had left the light on

In my memory, would you leave it on?

I'm gonna leave it on forever

Yeah, as long as possible

You go goddamn it, Ben

And look down

Yeah

The horrific 18-willer driven by an Indian man killed me and then on the way home

I was killed. What have I got killed by two 18-willers that would

They're they it's a head on I'm right in the middle. Are they both Indian? They're both ones Indian ones back as Danny

I would be like that says real is real that that's my brother. Yeah, I would

Killed you because they heard there was a shit filled man waiting through at a drive-through

Like oh, there's a man who's been eating all of our curry that we need to take it back from him

And they turn you into a big stew. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I would say that's Israel and then

Yeah

I'd go to Congress and I'd start screaming and then they'd snap my arm in half and disappear. I mean just screaming to nuke is real

Yeah

Screaming Israel ship Israel is yeah is bad and I don't care that they're Jewish and then a guy

Snaps my arm like Steven's a gall. Yeah for no reason. Yeah

That was cool watching that that's a good sign. Apparently that guy disappeared. No one was where he is. He's gone. He's gone

No, he is. Yeah

Well, he's on an American. Yeah

What did he do for this country? They sent him straight to hell. What did this veteran ever do with his life? Nothing

Yeah, I didn't see people being like this guy's a total fact. Look at him. Yeah, look at look at how he's like a marine

They go what's it this outfit? It's like he's like a game

Fruit cake. Well, that's a Marines dress my go Marines are fags actually now

now

I'm typing this with my nipple bellies like a dog

I have nine nipple bellies that I type with like a big spider

Yeah, no, like I suck, dude. Yeah, fucking dumbass marina hits Israel. I'm glad a sitting senator snapped his arm in hip

Yeah, yeah, and then Randy fine ate it. Yeah, Randy fine. Yeah, I was like trying to slow cook him

That's where he is. They're like have you checked Randy finds crock pot

Randy finds entire congressional office. He's turned it into a crock

Like you over the door and have a good industrial style hot tub. Yeah, you use it

No, yeah, no the actual office is aligned with and if you open the door a bunch of cream of mushroom soup and

Briscoe like goes into the hallway

And you see random Marines just like skeletons floating up

And Randy goes me so hungry

Me love Israel me so hungry. I love

Olive Garden sure being fat

My favorite fat Mexican guy who works at the Taco Bell in Chino, okay

You know what Taco Bell in Chino. I don't the opposite side of relive. I don't think I've been to that Taco Bell

In Chino, but this fat Mexican guy works there. He's been suspended

Because he made too many thick talks in the guy you watch on line. Okay, well, I thought you were like

So I thought this was like local lore. Yeah, I thought you've been like hanging out in Chino Hills

Getting to know a Mexican Taco Bell worker like you're so done with your kids that you're the dad who

hangs out at cheesecake factory till it closes

They have to cut you off at the cheesecake factory

Going to house parties with them people who work at cheesecake factory walking into random house parties

Yeah, like beer pong. Yeah, they're like who am I to this? Who invited this guy with two canes and a

And I'll read those

Yeah, yeah

Playing beer pong in the a Glendale apartment. Mm-hmm

Asking about the dealership. Yeah, asking the guys with their Twitter accounts are spinning two canes walking in

Like Walter White's son. Mm-hmm. Yeah, going where's all the pussy at? I have a pinstripe for door on

Pinstripe for Dora and a Jack Skellington shirt underneath it

To try and get all types of pussy goth and

Glendale horse

You're like I run the I'm a rainbow pussy man, man

This is the guy though. He's been making me want to go to and yes, this is I have a glorious saved post page

Yeah, if you want to wear before we before we started Ben showed me Ben was just scrolling and I saw maybe the horrific

I don't know if you're gonna show it later, but it was maybe the most horrific thing I've ever seen

Oh, is it not plugged in? I don't know. It's not working

Oh

There goes that now it's working that you can see everybody. I know we always act like we always act like somebody's holding a gun to your head to do the show

Like we all woke up. He's been to Stora. Yeah. Hey, I don't know. He's not working. Sorry, Bob. It's also Devin's like look

Yeah, you guys just spend it he put too much vanilla creamer in his mouth

Oh, I thought that was hide your back is back. I thought that was hydrogen perox

Yeah, it looks like he's a bastard jacking off. Yeah, it looks like granulated soap. Yeah, that looks like it should be in the bathroom

That's at our restaurants that we did apparently

I barely you go real crazy with the smoothie stuff at Taco Bell that looks like you clean your face with that. Yeah

There's gergans

He looks like it. It helps out blackheads

Also, people are getting smoothies at Taco Bell apparently they have a whole half of the menu that's devoted to guys

That's like paying for a whore at a gun store like it's just a hat on my hand

Yeah, watching

And I will say RIP because he finally got suspended from work Taco Bell found that he was going viral because he was make put what fucking

I think he got too close to the truth

They go sir. Were you posting that you were doing suicides at the Coca-Cola freestyle machine at Taco Bell?

They go sir your belt is just way too tight like we're gonna have to fire you

Man, I don't complain. I just paid the tab show me what you have. I don't care what you had me

I've been having me. I've been

You ever been to the mall

That rules yeah, he rolls yeah, they should have made in the manager. It's like a Mexican like vampire guy. Yeah

I want to hang out with him be his best friend. He went with this lady. Oh, I like his I like his fit outside of outside of outside of Bell outside of work

Yeah

He's wearing a hoodie with Pablo Escobar to chop on it. He's probably I guarantee he's he's always asked like why the fuck you like

Like you pat me down

What the fuck I do the fuck I do let me in the club as I keep finding guns. They're like that's just for show

I'm trying to get pussy like walk into a sorority party with a 10 Monday shirt on

The fuck I do what I do. I just love rich expected

Mm-hmm, and the caption is perfect. It says Las Vegas is cool, but it ain't

Showing up to do somebody's electrical work if you're wearing a Dennis Raider shirt. Mm-hmm. You're wearing a BTK killer shirt

How I'm here to fix your lights. Yeah, I'm being in Las Vegas. I'm like man. I'm just I'm home. See it

Who you from?

Pomona

Man, I just wish I was in Pomona. I just miss Pomona man. Pomona was great

I got shot at every day. So I just miss David Foster Wallace

I love creative writing classes at Pomona where David Foster Wallace killed him. This is my share right here because

He takes a big ass edible and then reports on his back. Let's go to Olive Garden

Hell yeah, and I can I say that all of gardens in the valley and the inland empire are really good

I don't know what they're doing. They're in suburban neighborhoods when they're in like when they're in like city districts

They stink. It's kind of like Wendy's when they're by a Walmart. They're really good

Preferably in the parking lot of a Walmart. They have to be in areas where the people that live there actually consider it a restaurant

Yes, where they celebrate

Going to Olive Garden this Friday for your sister's graduation. Yeah, yeah, not a guy's like I took too much fentanyl

Do you want breadsticks exactly? Yeah, I've watched this guy before on my stream because I'm just in love with how he dances

But this is a new development that he got fired and he I didn't know he gets high and goes to Olive Garden. I would have a new development

I like his mustache. Yeah, I like that was a whole facial hair looks like a big bug

It's just POVs vaping at Olive Garden nice. This guy be a weed vape. I'm guessing

That guy's that guy is always for the nights of GHG to kill a dog. Yeah, it's a stuzzy. He's smoking a stuzzy

Yeah

Can I get the chicken and shrimp afraid of pasta please with the

Yes, which is you might as well at Olive Garden the chicken Alfred you might as well order mayonnaise and chicken

Yeah, you go can I get a can I get a gallon of mayonnaise pour hot water and do it and throw chicken at it

That's the chicken. What's beautiful is we're at war and you can still go get the

Yeah, that's what I found interesting as well

I'm looking at Devon it's still going you can get high the war hasn't affected anything these CEOs are still eating burgers

You know, there's no paranoia out there. Hey, they didn't bomb the big art

Yeah, meanwhile there's half children in the Dubai right now being like I hope America and those what's happening

And then it cuts to this guy just sucking down man. He's like, I'm

I'm gonna give

And then walk into Olive Garden

I'll take the chicken and shrimp Alfredo and bring me

And a big pack of sugar on the guy. How did you know he was gonna do that because that's what

Yeah, you didn't know I'm actually guys with a roach for men and black

This guy is about to also ask who's gonna be like and listen right now while I got you in front of me

Yes, no tip

I'd be fairing just your service accordingly. Okay, bring me the bill right now. It's like it's cross out the tip

You gotta see the way he does the suit. Yeah, the chicken and yoke whatever that is

Yoke

I'm guessing no key right? Yoke he hits them. Shit's really good right here. The mozzarella

Nice little technique on the monster

Everything he does

It's about you know efficiency. Yeah. Yes. Thank you. Well Mexicans. Thank you. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

The mozzarella sticks are like Chinese people. Can I have more history from Mexicans?

Yeah, then it's like

He never says when he never says when he just wants all the cheese. That's okay, Frank. Yeah

So he orders like he ordered a cheese suit. Yeah, mm-hmm

That's disgusting

Just finish your off playboy. Just keep it going, Pam

Just keep going to y'all first

He goes wait the wait is that not crap

Oh

This is pecorino Ramana you go what the fuck call me pecker head

You call me a pecker

That's like a white boy to you

Excuse me this lemonade is turquoise. I asked for blue lemonade. I only drink blue. Do I look like a teal man?

Take that fucking orange off my lemonade. The fuck is this fruit bitch

Do I look like I need vitamin C?

He was legs are bad

Oh, yeah, this guy wears this guy wears the those blood clot like airplane socks like just like he sleeps in one of them

Yeah, he's actually sleeps in a blood clot

So he got DC he got DC shoes to officially make the first blood clot shoe

Yeah, so he dances to a song I wasn't really aware of until pretty recently was it dance with the devil

This this you guys know this guy. No, no, this guy seems much worse remember when I texted you to remind me to show you the

Some of the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, yeah, this is it. I like to cut like I was raised in a bird

Fuxhit piss cock titties and darn

I'm not just hardly start this and then not let's not just as this the harness charm is harness and the disarming sharpness bitch

I'm harmless. I wouldn't hurt a fly

But you buck with my friends and you're gonna fucking

Oh

And if you don't know well, he is the sitch. I'm just your friendly neighborhood metalhead bitch

Oh, I fucking lost the shit

I hate that I hate that wiggers have discovered premiere pro

That's one of the worst things that's happened to this country is wiggers with Adobe

Oh, I'm motherfucking jay

I know you're obsessed with being just try to relax. Here's some motherfuckin sacks. Now watch

It's

Can I say

Can I say he just got goi-beam so hard man

It's like Phil K. Deck with a big Israel beam. No, no pain beam. Just give me the goi-beam

I got nothing for that piece of shit. I know. I would all I was

I was always like you've so you showed us like the two yin and yang's of so-cal guys that suck out

This is the one everybody dances to though. I didn't know the source material

Ding dong balls dicks. Let me be real clean now. Just for shits. There's just one thing I want to eat

Let me put this on repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat

Bones but not the kind you're thinking with the whole ass always string

I'm talking about bread bitch please with the motherfuckin baddie and milk to cheese

How now brown cow get in my mouth right now

It's the don't say it's gonna be murder

Give me fuck a cheeseburger

Yeah

And that fucking man this is what's playing when you look you're on a road trip with your kids

And you

You haven't heard the make any noise in a while and you turn and they both been dead for hours

And the iPad is just this is on a little yeah, they're blue in the face

Because they choked on fruit roll ups with the backseat that you got them at buckies three hours ago

And this guy's playing and he's the soundtrack to your children's death and you didn't you didn't notice for three hours because you were

Looking at your own reels while you were driving

You were watching the Mexican guy while you were driving and you go, okay, fuck

I would people love getting going being by this guy

Goi-beamed yeah, do I what is going to be exactly? I don't know if I understand it doesn't matter

Okay, you probably

Goi-beamed exactly

I'm at a big New York dinner party. Jason. What is goi-beamed?

No

Is this get in my mouth right now? Where the fuck's my goddamn server? Oh, there you are now. Get in my mouth right now

I want to I just all over I want to drive into and you're forcing your mom to do it with you

And she's only doing it because she feels bad about because she molested you and she's like all right

I'll do some things for the kid. She's like I didn't know what I raped my kid. He'd get into a little boobies

I got a fucking cheeseburgers in the car with him. I should have killed him after I raped him

Oh

Oh my god, you're you're saved looks like a Adam Curtis documentary if he was retarded

Just some of the most horrible stuff I've ever seen. Yeah

I just wanted to piss you guys off with the cheat you guys should know about the cheeseburger guy because he's huge

He's here to stay. He's gonna be as big as Jesse Wells. Sure

You know they're gonna do it 60 minutes on the cheeseburger guy soon. Bomber ran

Bomber ran if you can go ahead and Bomber ran

10, 9, 8, 7, and he's counting down the actual missile launch

Because you sent us a song. He wrote I think a minute after I ran got

It was like 30 or 40 minutes after they got bombed. Yeah, he started singing about it like you got

Yeah, he has it time. They told them they called them. They called them in advance

They're gonna fuck up one day and do a Bay of Pigs and he's still gonna release the song about a tragedy that hasn't happened yet

That's not his just seven days ago. Yeah, it's less night in China. He timed it. He timed it better than the fuck. Yeah

Some days you get at your p2s

And go by my brand. Who's chill? Some days you get at your p2s

It's all part of God's plan. Well, if you want that peace, you can't keep quiet when there's a picture

You hanging out on the nylon some days you get at your p2s

And go by my ran

Titions and preachers get harder the bone when you're talking only words two birds once don't

Same playbook is 2003 looks familiar to you looks familiar to me

Some days you get at your p2s

And go by my ran

Some days you get at your p2s

It's all part of God's plan. Well, but I'm a mother hell every boy and every girl be the change in the regime

I think I think that goes

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the news. I leave this show and I go straight to the live taping of real time with Bill Maher and Bill Maher is like

Do liberals not understand liberation? Okay, this needed to happen and I go yeah

Yeah

I mean, it's all over town. Just wooing to anything straight to the Jesse Welch. Yeah, I'm back to the Jesse Welch

Sometimes you mom my ran

I know this is really the wiggles for glibs

He should be singing like fruit salad yummy yummy yummy. Yeah, I hate him. He sucks

There's way better like country stuff. I mean the folk stuff is is fucking dead. Yeah, it's dead

It's ever been

But when it comes to the some country shit. I've been rocking with this guy right here. Do you guys know about I am struggle?

I am struggle. Who's this guy? I've been rocking a black country artist. Yeah

But this calls around my neck won't let me burn in flame

Is this for you?

I can't this is Drusuke. I can't tell if he's black or if he just can't breathe. No, I

I can't tell

I've legitimately I have no idea

Kind of looks like you just fell asleep over a barbecue

You know, I think that's a black guy. I get kind of looks like I got to have like a just a bad like a tan

Yeah, it looks like a guy got hit with a hammer and fell asleep in the sun

That's what he look looks like he's crossing. You could be like Albanian. I guess

Arles as you're by john or his song just being sorry about being black

That's why it's called I am struggle because he can't read

Um, sorry, I can't read

You guys don't like this

My

But it's the chorus the chorus he's he's like

Still in those tv

Hang me up by the nearest free

Yeah

Yeah

I mean if you do this type of shit, you just gotta be like you gotta like trickin you know do like the Shibuzi shit

His name is struggle Jennings. I mean that looks like on

Shining

I

Want to listen to every single one of his songs

You think he's black. Hey, he's black. Yeah, he's got the black beard

So I guess he is he's as he is such a weird. He's got a weird fucking weird. Oh my god. He looks like I shit him out

My family I would do some things. I really hate to do

I

Is it just me or do people like I feel like the right is really big fans of guys now that look like a side character in the longest yard

Like a guy that should have had a few lines in the longest yard is now making it a bit like a ton McDonald

Yeah, I am struggle Jennings. Yeah, they go give me we're our favorite artists are guys who look like they're about to die

A guy that was supposed to have like a pet squirrel in a prison movie is now like making music

Yeah, a guy who between

Shoots was injecting like steroids directly into a vein in his head. Oh, this guy's on tremolone for sure

These guys do they do peptides and they they eat like a steak and have five eggs in the morning

And they think that they like they beat the British in like the revolutionary war

That's what's going on these days

1776

That's my blood pressure

1776 I'm beat red

Every second of every fucking day dude. I actually didn't know he wrapped. I've just listed to his country stuff

This isn't

And it looks like a character you would build in like a street football game on the Xbox like

We could run on the sides of wall. Yeah, and then you'd go. No, that guy's too fucked up

I got to make him a little different. He looks like a vampire from centers. He look

His eyes aren't they don't have feeling and his eyes like he looks like he wears those

You know, whatever the cat eye he had a lenses. He's he's hops in you're saying a little bit. Yeah

He kind of looks anytime. I'm not drinking enough water and I take a shit

That's what it looks like and by the way, man. He changes his thumbnails to look like a white guy. You think so

He looks white in the thumbnails. I think that's why we're confused

Because he keeps looking white, but then he is you're right, Devin. He bleaches himself. He's bleaching himself in the thumbnail in the white

Passing once he gets more views

Hmm

Train interesting

Yeah, he's kind of got this weird that he got a blunt in that one. Yeah, he looks insane in that in that radio interview right there

Right there. Yeah

It's like DJ Khaled a smoke a smoke blunts to get rid of black shit

He's got the blue contacts in here

Possibly a filter. He's got a grill. Yeah, I'm gonna say he's black. Yeah, he's black. That's a black guy

He's retarded. He puts his blue contacts. Anything's Hitler is doing eye checks

New single fell off the wagon. Yeah

He's not sticking to a genre man. No, he's trying anything. He's throwing anything against the wall. He hasn't found his voice yet

Yeah, you know, this is like common in legends

This is like M&M with like infinite, you know, he kind of sounded like nauseous. Sure

You know

Everyone

Everyone at the at the beginning sounds like somebody else

At the beginning of their journey every great artist sounds like they name themselves after a retarded version of a great artist from the past

No, at least he put a lot of thought in his name struggle Jennings

I find it new one of these guys once a week

They're just beautiful man. Respect is earned. He wears hats the savers respect is earned

Love skulls

Obviously playing other one. What are we doing here? Yeah, play them all please

I want everyone he doesn't have any that pop off. I'm trying to find a I want to see his podcast clips, too

I want to see him talking a little bit. Okay. Yeah, he's in front of always

Compassionate super sweet kid until I realized I'm life started throwing

My dad made me smoke crack

I fucking hate white people so

How is that how you start something shouldn't it be the opposite what he's saying like I used to be super compassionate

Like I could read and I was intelligent, but then I got base

Now I'm angry mean and retarded

I'm pace brother

This funny I used to be right about I used to like think about things

I used to be reflective I used to like have like shelf reflection my brain

My brain used to have a bunch of white shit in it, but that's all gone

That me you know when I was 10 my dad was murdered talk about early childhood

When I was 10 my dad got murdered the guys like so talk about what's your favorite?

He's like I'm a fake podcast host created by Jim Hanson I'm both right and link

Now go into why you're black exactly

Life kind of has that way sometimes is stripping your innocence

So it was definitely different phases of my life that were highly affected by that trauma that happened at an early age

We have to be at every single like a fork in the road whether

Whether we're gonna complete an utter nonsense

He's like I'm not actually talking about a fork in a road

It's his figure speech when I was 10 my dad was killed

By me for being black. I'm sorry. I got to click on this because it says it's the it's music and it's the gym my father murder Jennings

What do you do for an outlet? You hungry your fisherman?

We do do to my

extensive criminal history. I'm not allowed to hide

Yeah, I don't even know you're Christian. Let's cut the shit brother. I whip myself. You want to see my back

They put him in jail. I whip myself all the time my back looks like where the ocean meets the beach

My neck was so fucking strong. I be dead already. I lynched myself every morning after a cold blood

And that's my criminal record

Allway, they arrested me because they hate crowded in myself

They put they say we don't want to do it. We don't want to put you. I go brother. I agree. I've been trying to do it myself

They hate the position. I put I put them in there. They don't want to see me kill me

They want to kill me

As brother I wake up 5 a.m. Every morning swinging from my news

But my big high blood pressure neck just keeps pumping the blood through the ropes

So I cut myself down. I do an ice bath and I listen to a chocolate willing podcast while I put a knife through my hand

Oh, he plays the night game, but he thinks you're supposed to stab the knife through your hand every every part of his life

I just like look at that. It's just like

They just look like fucking like a chair that's been weaved together. Yeah

Yeah, he looks like it's made of wicker. Yeah

He's like I am a wicker. Thank you

He goes close enough. I know the wolf mafia will come after you if you say the wicker man

The wicker man. Yeah, it's him it's him burning himself to death in a big in a big wicker man that he made

Well, let's see what else he has to say. I think

They're all doing this jelly roll grift with the tattoos and the criminal history and the the being weepy on podcast

Pretending to be Christian. Yeah, so this is just the bag. Yeah, we're doing now

They're like you saw J.R.O. they pretend to be Christian then did then I cook over all J.R.O.

Like backstage me like my wife sells pushy she gets fucked all the fucking time. Yeah her pussy's full of jizz. I love it

And then he walks out of the gram. He's like praise God everybody fuck black fuck Latinos

I think he went up at that award show. He's like, I don't know what's going on in the world like I don't really follow in it

You put me in a corner. I'm about to admit I'm retarded. I'm sorry. I just know cash pretails my best friend

And he flies me all over the world

Okay, so I think he's on some sort of like I don't know why that guy has a podcast

The guy interviewing him. What is the guy you hunt your fish?

What do you do? Mm-hmm welcome back to talking to blacks

Or show they keep them behind a pain of glass. Like Hannibal Lacter. They have a big

Fang over his mouth

He just gets wheeled in

Easy easy

Poke them with sticks

We just want to talk. Yeah, holding a big a sickarella up in front of him. They go easy boy

Why are you all like this

Where you get your muscles real? Why are you so strong?

Makes me mad as fuck you just came this way. Why are all these black teenagers so much more

I never seen you do a shit

Why do black homeless people look like that?

Itch and Shane

Can you see what the name of the I'm just curious what the name of the podcast has been up at the top?

It's called T L's Roadhouse

This yeah, that was all it's private of course. No, no, Tracy Lawrence. I guess I guess he's another country singer with a podcast

I don't know. I'm just a simple man that wears brand new workwear every day

Every day I wear a brand new denim jacket brand new car

Freshly

That's how you know my black cowboy I put on a new car hard every morning

Fresh out the planet. What do you do for an outlet? Your hunter are you a fisherman?

Do to my

Extensive criminal history. I'm not allowed to hunt

It's all you know with both

Imagine having to keep up that voice. Yeah

Well

You know how John Wayne said don't crease my boots

Yeah, no, that's something I do when I learn I've shot a boat quite a few times

Yeah, I want to get good enough to go hunt. Yeah, then you could play

Because I got an old boy in the background while you

Call him a boy

For me man, it's it's music and it's the gym. I mean, I go to the gym every night six o'clock with my guys

And we train hard like Friday night, you know, we work out instead of going to the club. I like to really

Challenge myself and he's like it. He's a jaco like

He's like I'm always in the gym. That's why I look like beef jerky

So I look like beef jerky had a heart attack

Jay's for I forget we do have to do ads. Oh, sure of course

Um, let me just pull these up. Let me know it's fine. It's up record

No, you know, could my sense of criminal past I can't know I wonder if there's a contingency of people who think being a Christian is like that means you went to jail

Oh, yeah, like be like someone who wants to be a Christian and they go to church. We're like where's all the guys with face tattoos

Like where's all the six having guys walking around and they go I think I killed me

Oh, they go to the Joe Rogan Church. It's a cross-tam. It's got it's got nine million members at it

And it looks like a fucking tool show inside

Did you guys see the televangelist Copeland do a

Satanic ritual on stage the the jet guy? Yeah, it's Jack. Yeah, I didn't see that. What do you do?

Do you uh, I got it right here doing me do ads and then we can do the Kenneth Copeland and then go back to make fun of this black feller

Yeah, I can just show you guys this very quickly, but yeah, he's just drinking his own blood. Oh, yeah, this little freak

Now his blood is in my body

It's in there. Lord directed me to demonstrate some things

You see show that the next time

We've dropped a bomb on the mother's head and then we bomb ourselves

And we all go to the big perligates in the sky and then everybody dies and then I go to a la come on

It's the end times crusade sponsored by c4

I want to give Saint Peter a buying energy drink

Pete headsets personal personal pastor underneath all your pews you think there's a bible

It's actually c4. I'm gonna need you to pick that up. There's good explosives and set and there's also a c4 to give you energy

I'm talking about the blueberry vanilla energy drink

You know what I want you to do right now open the c4 energy drink and then like half the crowd just explodes

because they were confused

They just plug the wire into a button and then exploded

God damn it. I said the drink and then the other half of the crowd explodes

fucking retards

Fuck my fucking retarded congregation

Anyway, everyone at home sent me $500. I'm gonna blow your fucking brains out

Or Jesus

If you don't you all those grandmas of all time is at home. You don't send me $500. You just gonna come blow your fucking brains out to that

I say to him do it. I don't even give a fuck anymore man mask off

I'll come I'll kill you myself. I'll fucking I'll fucking kill your grandkids

I'll kill your children send me $800 bitch

I can't if I don't get if I don't get a third jet. I'm gonna fucking kill everybody here

It's just way to be people like even just like common sense like the guy who looks and talks like a rat

Bringing his own blood. Yes, they can't even be like something seems a little weird. Yeah

So yeah apparently he cuts his uh

This is what God told him to do that's his

You know, this is water from Flint, Michigan

Cut his hand open. That's the cutting

Okay, I can I can almost guarantee this is fake

Never see the hand. I might be wrong if he shows the hand. I would do the same. Is that Glenn Beck?

And they put it those should spray stuff as it even the real stuff

No, his hand is his hand is not bleeding by the way, that was a fake cut

You didn't cut it myself. There's no cut on his fucking head. There's no cut on his head because he has no edges mine

And we could never separate you can't separate that's why they made it

Have symbolically has one makes here like cranberry Jesus has to come union tree

It technically is a satanic ritual though. He said this is my blood

Yeah, they're my new covenant. That's what I mean all of you drink all of it

Judas had to drink that

sir

So now and I want you to be this way every time you take communion and you know to take it a lot a lot

It

Now his blood is in my body. Yes, sir

It's in there his blood is mixed with my blood. Can you see it

We've been western people don't know anything about covering a eastern people do

Didn't know what now boo

I want to be surprised if he started rubbing his head like a fly or some shit

That was depressing. Yeah, that's very depressing

Anyway, he lied. He didn't even cut him. Didn't even cut his fucking gay hand open

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So we can get back to the show now. Okay cool. Yeah

Um, we can save so you want to talk the Kirkman stuff because you had a thing a wide open thing on

Yeah, Jen Kirkman. Yeah

And then I also have this thing from I don't know if we should save them for the Baytron

No, I feel like we should maybe save them for the paint. Maybe save for the back because I could keep watching the black guy

Yeah, I want to watch

Watching struggle man if you want to keep watching struggle. Didn't you struggle to ask the struggle in word or whatever his name is I want to keep watching it

I'll pull him up. Yeah, we got you tell me to pull him up. I'll pull him up everybody. Welcome back to the podcast

We got the new country artists in word here. I

Just can't get enough of this guy. I am struggle. I am struggle. It's kind of like I am legend, but it's my life

Here I am at the World Series of poker

Is he there?

It just looks like he's at the World Series of poker

Break had to go do some time in the state and federal pen turn my life around

Got back out got it all together got all the kids under one roof and

now you know

Just celebrated my third platinum record six gold records. That's that's probably that's probably true unfortunately

Yeah, man, I will say there's like AI country artists on Spotify. They get five million hits like a week

Yeah, yeah, and people don't care that it's AI

I only fans people who are making like millions of dollars. So this guy is real and he's not he's not I think he's actual sells

But I think if you if you cornered him, he'd be like yeah me and Jesse Wells come from the same Petri dish

We're both creating in a big tube at Langley. He's so damn fine on top of it all

Just Mama K 56

Do women want to get real about this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is it's like a if you've ever smoked math out of your pussy

It's yeah, it's the fantasy of like getting butt fucked in the bathroom of a shitty bar at like 3 a.m

Yeah, it's fun guy who's heart might explode

That's that's with a woman that want to fuck. Yeah struggle struggle Jennings. It's women who jack off who like actually

Dildo they're pussy to the show Yellowstone got it on Paramount plus. Yeah, so would women rather have sex with this guy then like have sex with us

The those women 100% yeah, we're fat. We're fat. It's a complete pluses to them. Yeah, so my wife would rather fuck this guy than me

Does your wife love you the show Yellowstone on Paramount plus she loves Billy Bob Thornton? That's all I know. Okay, that's different. Yeah

She does like Landman so it's kind of she might want

She might love struggle Jennings. I don't know about you. I'm pretty sure my wife would let Billy Bob Thornton like fucker in the ass over a saying

Like a truck

Stop bathroom. She love the movie. I fucking know the lady

Mother of two children, but she loves she Billy Bob comes on

She loves all the Billy Bob Thornton shows where it's just him and an f150 looking at it at a at a landscape

When he's like you know trans people are trying to take this from us

Yeah, he's like what he's like trans people if they hate hills. Yeah

Yeah, and we'll be right back to the show lies about when meals

After this commercial break from Edward Jennings

Yeah, it'll be yeah, the Lamont shows we're cuz it'll be like it'll be like yeah, you know the hippie's hate oil

But they they use it and then the next scene is his daughter being like he came in my mouth daddy

He came in my mouth and I need his butt

Him and Sam Allen the kitchen like eating waffles like Jesus Christ her fucking Campbell toes all over the place

He's like yeah, you know

Reagan was a great thing to happen to this country and his daughter walks in and he's like you know liberals are pedophiles

And then Billy Bob Thornton's daughter walks into the kitchen with her pussy

Yeah, and him and the whole of his brother are like god. I want to fuck you

Yeah, Santa like a son if I want to finger fuck my grandchild

That's my god

Red net where Texas laughs

That's so funny to be like we're red necks. We're red necks. We're red necks. We want

We're oh

We're red necks we're billionaires and we want to fuck our daughter

I said there was you remember it went viral there was literally a scene from Landman where it's his daughter talking to him

And it's it's like he can come anywhere he wants on me daddy something like that. Yeah, I made a room

See even Billy Bob's fictional daughter wants to fucking in his TV show. That's how hot it is

I mean Billy Bob has always had an incredible fucking like animalistic sex charm

What I mean like like you know wasn't Angelina Jolie like they were drinking each other's blood

Yeah, they were doing Ken the Copeland shit to each other

But it's called sex magic. Yeah, is it satanic a the red hot chili peppers album?

Uh, yeah, I think it's like out six love magic. Yeah, supposedly sex magic works

Where if you think about something with your partner that you want to come true and you fuck

And you both think about that thing at the same time and come at the same time

Yeah, what if I'm just thinking about how much I want to come and then I come that's that's why they say it works

They go we both came wow

It worked

They're like I was thinking about how wet your pussy isn't now. I'm fucking you

It's crazy. That's magic. What if I do when we get mad when we come early

Hmm to be a sign of respect

That's what I tell them because I always pull a gun out and put it to their head

You just see that as a sign of respect

I kick him out of my car. I drive

A miles an hour

Beat it

Well driving

And I'm upset because I can't I don't qualify for the carpool anymore

Damn it. I got emerged, but there's all the cones. I can't emerge is the express lane

She's dead and they got these cameras and shit. They're gonna catch me. Give me a carpool ticket

I'm worried about kicking a human being out of my car

They've got a foot of your foot going out the door

I'm laughing while whore with com coming out of her fly out into the

I like my com. That's right. What if your wife is ultimate plan B

What the ultimate plan B is I

And you die

Enough to come flies. Yeah, let's go pick up some plan B after I just came in you

After five seconds

Bottles bottles fallen

Where did it fall from? Because they're all over here. You're hitting them with your elbows

Where did it fall from?

Right here with my coat. Look at how many things you're balancing. You got a Starbucks cup on top of whatever that is the projector

Why do we? What is that? You click a guy who's afraid to you're gonna get broken into you. You set up bottles everywhere

It's the process. What if your wife's really into Billy Bob Thornton because of the movie sling blade and how retarded

He wasn't that and that's why she's with you because you're the closest you can get

to sling blade

Won't you push you up?

Man, I like taters, you know

You got it you got to hit the clip

I gotta kill John Raider's character

Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to chop your pussy off with the sling blade

Ways in John Raider a gay guy in sling blade. Yeah, this is a big hummus actual

He is

What if you watch the movie you're like so the gay guys they're retarded one right? Yeah

Who was the retard except for the gay guy?

He's got John Raider playing a retard in sling blade

They should spend more time on the retard in my opinion. So the gay guy's name is sling blade

So the movie is about how Dwight Yoke him kicked ass and did nothing wrong

and rules

Mm

Waking I'm gonna listen to struggles innings now. Going listen to this. Going listen to the black guy before

Explodes now listen to the inward

I got the inward on audio tape because I can't read

Some people call him and then word I call him a dirty and word

I

Mean if you gave Dwight Yoke him

A bunch of face tattoos and you put him on podcast like now it is yeah

I feel like he could get something cooking. Yeah, like 14 Grammy Awards if you got him featured on time with all songs

Mm-hmm sing with struggle jadex and he was just going on podcast

Yeah, it's not a program. It's like it tarz and kato actually singing like watermelons and wet backs

I

19 Grammy award winner

retard yoke um. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, can I win me them grimmies? Yeah

Now I got a bunch of money for hanging out with cash but tell yeah, fuck the woke fuck the woke

The government tells me what to say on podcasts run by

My job is I go on podcast that marines host and I the government gives me lies to say

And then I fuck binge watch who cares if they were on an island

You sound like a jealous back good. Mm-hmm good that when I say good

Yep, good. That is my favorite thing that every like athlete that you love and watch you're like that guy

Kit like the u.s hockey team. You're like those guys kick ass and you can always tell

Yeah, they're like my favorite artist is you struggle Jennings

Yeah, I'm a pitch and retard is what I am you talk about some sports team

Yeah, it's just usually like you know like linemen and shit like if you watch like hard knocks it'll always

There's always a point where it cuts to like you know

Like the the defensive end or they're an offensive lineman and they're obsessed with the worst the worst art of all time

Yeah, they pull up in like a truck that's like it's the grave digger but it's an in yeah

And they're they're playing struggle Jennings and they go all right time to go tackle a bunch of blacks

And then to be fair the white receivers listen to a guy called like little convict or something

But yeah, that's our retard. That's that's my man take away. Yeah, most people are retarded and stupid and uh, yeah, yeah

But I you do know about the team USA the hockey team all that stuff

So what I'm confused about is I thought it was a winter Olympics. Yeah, I was interested in it

Yeah, hockey

What did you what type of hockey you think it was?

They was like brink like they were in fact like it was rollerblading hockey

With only a technology to have like it cold make it cold inside

Why do we play hockey only during the winter that doesn't make any sense to me?

Are you waiting for the lake to freeze over to get people on the way?

It's just a jet. It's a it's just a historically a winter sport because people play it in the winter climates

Yeah, it's like the sport that could make the play sounds like a bunch of posters. You see like mystery Alaska ring a bell

No, well, many of the really

That Kurt Miracle the Kurt Russell miracle from 2005. Yeah, I used to watch on buses on the way to basketball games

What guys were calling me faggot?

Never watch that. No, I don't we didn't see that. I don't know what's going on me and Devon tried to watch

I just know that the day and there was this guy who's getting named Connor stories

No, I know I saw the clue what was happening or who this home. I was I was doing was like

I don't know if this guy's made up or not. Where is that guy from? What is it? I have no idea

I thought it was like I thought it was like an inside joke or something or he was an AI guy

I saw a lady the other day. I think her name's

McKenna Grace and they were like she's in nine franchises at once and I was like

I don't know who this is. I don't know who any of these shows or things are she's in franchises

She's in nine franchises and people are like she's like stacking bread. She's in nine franchises at once

Not a clue dude. She's in the new hunger games retarded on the reaping

She's in five fags at freddies

She's in centers to

She's a bunch of shit in a ball

Yeah, I do I do think centers might win the best film Oscars. They probably are gonna do it

Yeah, so there's not a race war. I thought that already happened. No, the Oscars are I forget. I think they might be tonight

They might be tonight. Are you serious? They might be tonight. Siri is the

Is the Oscars tonight

What's up? You fucking chuckle head. Yeah 98th Academy Awards is on Sunday March 15th. Okay, so next week

We've got time to go. Next Sunday

Should we change the sign?

To what another color? What sign? We're talking about the sign right here. Do you think people love the party sign? Oh no

Do you think people like the color if it was different? I think if you change the sign color

There would be a giant reddit that's like the show's gone downhill since it's been changed the sign

You just changed the sign so now the show sucks

We're about yellow. It's yellow. They go the show's of lemon the show used to be better when Ben only had 17 bottles on the table

Now it's blue now. It's teal

I like the teal color. Yeah, it's the nice one. It never cares. It's not too bad. Fuck him. Change is nice. Change is great

That's mixing things. I finally did something. Can I say to my credit?

I think blue is finally winning on the podcast. It does seem I'm finally libifying you guys

And all it took was the president face fucking an 11-year-old. Yep in a testify documents

And then bombing Iran and a bunch of other stuff that sucks

That is going to come out, isn't it? What I said I saw that they were gonna there's the they can actual

Like there's like Epstein Files that they're gonna release that are yeah anytime. He doesn't do what Israel wants in regards to Iran

They're like release another like you he faced fucked a baby. Yeah, like Israel calls them. There's like they're like hey this kid still has an arm

We're gonna release the files

Unless you burn all these little fingers in the streets of

Tehran

No, it's good though. They're Ronnie and they like it

They're happy. Yeah, and they're not a historically retarded people at all

I based all of you the US's foreign policy on if Iranians like it or not. Yeah if Iranians in westwood like it

If people with fake asses that look like yeah insect queens like it. Yeah, and it's good

Yeah, you guys want to here's a here's a hard one for a lot of people swallow

They're white Iranians are Caucasian people. You typed in our Iranians white. Yeah

Many Google that here we go. There we go. So now we're in a tough one. This is uncharted waters. Yeah, we're bombing. We're bombing what

We owe Mel Gibson a huge apology. I think we're just bombing wacky what

Wacky what it's wacky white hairy whites. It's their whites that like they're there's they just they're they won't dry their hair

And they still have the towel

They just got out of the shower

That marine was like if you send me over there with some of my boys. We're gonna have a brown brown girl. Yeah

Well, no, he was kind of insinuating the use gonna like rape a bunch of wetland. Yeah, you know

Like it was a romantic part of war. It's like it's like these guys don't realize like we're bombing pomegranate man hat

Like the city has 10 million people and it is very historical and

Gigantic and they go I'm gonna blow up a Starbucks in Toronto

So Dubai is 90% and Dubai got hit which is great. That's the craziest thing about this whole fucking thing too to me

Is that the where the place where rich people go to like shit on women. Mm-hmm. They're okay with that getting bombed

That was always like untouchable Dubai

Strays everywhere. It just bombed everywhere. So 90% of the people in Dubai aren't from there

Right

It's like the Vegas of the Middle East. So they're just leave

Yeah, and then what happens to Dubai? I don't know

But I always thought that's where like billionaires, you know went to go have fun

So the fact that they they're letting that like I don't know it seems like it's a massive disaster

Did Iran find out about the Riyadh comedy festival

There's that it there upset at Bill Burr

Iran's been watching all of the comedy docs on YouTube. Yep

They said if Bill Burr releases one more 20-minute podcast episode

Hey guy in a fighter jet. Listen, it's too lazy to try. He's dropping a bomb. Billy Bonsa's problem

Tell Bill Burr if he does not leave his black wife in 48 hours. I

Love that Marine being like bro. You gave me around some of them Karma color girls and we're there in a room

You know them brown girls, you know we're gonna have ourselves a problem

And he and you go like what do you mean by that? He's like I'm gonna start raping women

Against their way. Well, what's funny is like we could start losing ground troops by like like you just that guy

Could step foot on the beach like get like jerking his dick through his pants getting ready to rain

And he just turns into mist of media. Oh, I think I any guy who's like if you let me lose there

That's guaranteed the second his toe hits sand. He's exposed like the mountainous country with gigantic cities

Mm-hmm, and he's yeah, he lands off a plane. He goes to fuck and then he explodes

He's gonna think he's raping young girls, but he's just under cherry tree

Fucking bark. There's a pop so many hoars cherished today

Tiny little horse

That was a tree that was a tree. I think he's think he's gonna be like in an orgy with the Kardashians if he goes over there

Just holding they do our 15-integrate laying their naked and his boots just getting just Kim Kardashian bouncing your huge ass

They think it's like Vietnam with the Kardashians

They think they're in platoon and they're invading villages full of the Kardashians

But it's gigantic like it's it's gigantic buildings in a place that looks like that hat

They go no, man. I'm gonna be Tom Bargeron the hero of platoon

I won't be raping till my belly is full

No, it's it's it's it's this is something I actually never thought any president would actually get involved in

Like especially the guy that said he would specifically not do that. Yeah, yeah, I know

Then he was the at work guy specifically Iran. Yeah

It's just it's funny to me that people feel like people keep like

Combat thing online. They're like I just don't understand why

He said he was the anti-war president. I don't understand why he would it's like because he he's was lying

You try Gannick baby retard but he got cocky

He thought he could just do these things where he just like

He like sends in a drone and like just kills like the president and his family and then and then the country's like all right

Wow, and no soldiers got killed and this did not yeah, it runs like we'll kill every single person including ourselves

We don't give a shit. Yeah, we're insane

Have you seen our eyebrows? We're so angry. I wish he wasn't like a fat bloated dementia guy

Like I wish it was I wish we were going to war with him in his seven years ago when he was really in his prime like super charismatic

throwing big max around

Sand slurs doing retard voice retard arm shooting back when he really had his fastball back when he was shooting paper towel roll

Is it Puerto Ricans who are wet? No, I know I mean it's it's it's like just fucking just be like a problem on the internet

The fact that like to watch this guy actually getting like yeah possibly and the world. Yes, Israel is crazy

When you go watch us literally saying we're gonna rebuild the third temple and stuff. It's fucking it's over

I know that was my favorite thing in time again. We were we're talking every they didn't even like make up a lie

They just said Israel said we had to do it. No lie nothing

You I mean imagine making bush look like fucking good in a weird way

You're like at least the bush understood the playbook. Yeah, Bush looks like Henry Kessger right now

It's fucking chainy like told him like this is the lie. This is what we do the not a sit no

We didn't even have a 9-11 no 9-11 now the 9-11 comes it's this is like a Tarantino movie. It's all out of order

They're gonna do a 9-11 after they invaded. Yeah, it's not linear. You gotta do the 9-11 before the invasion dumb fox

This isn't a Christopher Nolan film you don't get to do this shit. It doesn't start at the end

They were given as good TV back then too when they're bombing a shit out of him for no reason

2003 to 2010 with the run of stuff. We have oh yeah, I have a bad bad feeling that

That we're gonna there's the nukes that they're gonna nuke them. Yeah, it does kind of feel like that a little bit. Yeah

I just I just take um I take peace knowing I live in San Diego one of the best

System Nuke and the economy United States. Oh, you worried they're gonna nuke the United States of America. Yeah

Well, I want why not anything happened. They should at this point. I don't think that I don't think that's gonna happen

Why not it gives a fuck yeah? I mean, I understand that I just get like a really nervous every time

We just act so cocky that nothing could ever happen here. Yeah, like that nothing could ever fucking reach us

Yeah, I mean is that run out. I mean in a false flag by the way

I'm not saying you're saying you got it got it. I mean, they're probably wiring explosives to the all oxa boss right now

And then they're gonna say are on like blew it up, but they actually blew it up

They're gonna sacrifice the red heifer and they sent out a bunch of smoke shop guys today at airports that said they had bombs

That already happened but airports are all called back up and a bunch of a bunch of flights were canceled

They sent a bomb shaped like giant vapes. Yeah, yeah, there was a guy guy on an airplane saying like that to America like

Whatever the fuck reading off a big no card. That's already happening

Don't don't we kind of vote with burger. What are we calling french fries freedom fries and shit? Yeah at some point

Mm-hmm, so we'll be large and the CEOs are talking to each other

Yeah, so we'll probably start like boycotting vape shops and stuff like in protest or something

We don't even know what to what to like we're outside hookah shops. I mean, that was Israel Palestine was just you know

It was just this is vape shops versus delis

Terfur. Yeah, just pickles versus can you imagine living in New York

We don't even we have to like drive to go see that shit

New York he's walked down the street like oh my god. It's fucking it's insane. It's a civil war every fucking block

Yeah, but we'll probably all die soon or whatever

Yeah

Yeah, Jason's gonna get fall Jason you think they're gonna do like a super 9-11 to him

Which I hope that doesn't happen to be funny specifically specifically yeah

For some reason

Yeah, they do it just to me and everybody's like who the 9-11 level of it to one guy. Yeah, they fly a plane into you

Yeah, yeah, and then Chrissy now must be like we they killed jsa

No, no, you is that you live. Oh, and then they fly a second plane into you and then I die. Yeah, then I die

45 minutes later, but I clearly I was clearly rigged to explosive. I just explode 20 minutes later

That would be awesome if up there was a plane crash and it crashed into you and you lived in the second one hit you on the way

The hospital and they were both flown by Indian guys

No, an Indian in a Pakistani guy. Yeah, yeah, both cooking in the cockpit

Both making a big pot of some bullshit rolling us some osu over a bunch of smash peasy

What is that green stuff the mittens a launcher that they mash up and put in the little cup chutney?

It's really good chutney chutney. Yeah, so it's a green chutney and they have a mango chutney. Usually. I love chutney

Hey Indian Indian people never did anything to me, Bob. I love I love see it's a gala. I love actually a bit here

I love butter chicken. I look at you. You pull that out. You pull that out when you're on the stand

For hate crime. Yeah, I go. I can prove I love it. I love I love all the billionaire Indian golfers

They're pulling up clips of your podcast and you start fucking nervously rambling about their food

Listen, I love this. I love the same as so sir. You're saying you're wrong. They go sir

Yeah, wait a minute. Whatever. Let's watch this clip right here where he says that we are a self-sustaining system of diarrhea. Watch this

You know, I meant that as a compliment

Yeah, compliment her. You call them algae fish

And I go on the side of aquarium tanks. I love algae fish

Exhibits see he says that we use diarrhea as lube to rape

Watch this your honor. I think you said that. No, you probably said it once. Yeah, you suck fucking you suck fuck you fucking my

He fucking raises pieces. Yeah, can I can I defend Americans real quick because I do love America sure

That predictive history guy Jordan Beijing, Peter said I call him yet a video like a

Yeah, consider consider the Robster

I know you're talking about that's very

Yeah, he is a video from a while ago because I listen to tons of his old lectures. Yeah

Like the white boy four or five months ago because he he posted on his sub stack

He did a link to me and Kurt doing a podcast and he said listen to this podcast

He goes Kurt has his crazy friends on and they're wrong about a lot of stuff but they're right. I thought that was cool. I said it to Kurt anyway

Then I was listening to a lot of his stuff. I thought of pretty and he has very interesting theories and he's read Dante and you know Joyce and

It is a little like huge our own videos there like why America is completely fucked in the ass or any breaks it like all down

Yeah, he has different lectures and series, but he's into esoteric secret, you know,

Societies that run everything and he breaks it down and gives proof of evidence. It's just interesting a lot of people online

We'll call him a pseudo intellectual or they'll say he's trying to indoctrinate people with like nozzles and worship whatever

But regardless he had a thing where he he's explaining to his Chinese students

He said the way America works is the only it Americans will like a race of people based on their food because that's the only way Americans think

About certain when they think about ethnic when they think about immigration they think about the food

Mm-hmm, and I get the students were like almost murmuring amongst themselves like and he wasn't trying to make a joke

I really said is true

however

Is that wrong? I was like is that wrong? I was sitting there. I pause the video. I'm like is that wrong?

I think it's I don't think it's that wrong

It's kind of the only thing we initially know

Yeah, so it's like the first like if it makes our mouth feel good, but like you say if you're good

Yeah, I think isn't that fair though. I think it's like what else are you bringing to the table but food?

No, I would I would say it's fair with unintended. Hey, I would say it's fair with a caveat

Because it unless I really hate your race specifically, then I know a bunch of stuff about you actually right

Like I actually know the most out of any race about Armenians specifically because I've just

Developed a row of decks of things. I hate about

You get elbowed in the face enough it a grocery store in Glendale and you start going like I'm gonna learn everything about you

I'm scanning your big caterpillar eyebrows like I'm fucking Robocop right now

You start looking into why you're fucking car insurance

I'm gonna learn everything about you

Yeah, yeah, Sam the eagle your mind your ass is mine

You fucking angry looking piece of shit fucking this might be weather so much 80s hypnotism the food sucks

It's it's it's a very good point if Jews had a butter chicken. Maybe that we you know, be a little friend. Yeah, we love Jewish food

Well, I like the sandwich

Okay, Israel more specifically

Yeah, they're not even Jewish. Yeah, fucking wigger hummus. Yeah

It's like Jews like oh like like like your Jewish uncle on the west side like is but you know loves Kabab

Like what's the Jew food that you like bag

I love a pastrami sandwich with coleslaw on it, but I think they ate that when they were with had no money

Yeah, yeah, they ate it pretty sure. I don't know. Yeah, but Italians didn't invent noodles

You know, they stole them from the damn Chinese. So, you know

It's all fair and lovin war and Jews figure it fake in Israel's fake nation. Listen Jews are real

I think Israel's full of wigger pedophiles if Jews are real Palestinians are Jews if they want to take a DNA test

Huh

Palestinians have almost the same fucking it's like the same shit

That's why they know to do DNA tests and stuff

Because they'll show that the Palestinians come from the same line of people. It's all the same. Right. They don't they're actually they yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that

That changes a lot of my

Israelis they're like

They're like a father that like

Yeah, he's like he's like desperately trying to like like distance himself from his rape baby

Right

All right, but who's mad about is mad about that there was he forgot about the whole calm aspects

I thought if you raped she couldn't get pregnant because I was so angry. I was confused

But yeah, I mostly hate whatever the Jews for the

controlling the American government and

And that's not even Jews like I look at Zionist like white nationalist like I don't look a white guy and go like you're like a crazy

Like you're like yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I mean Zionists are just Jewish nationalist

Like psychos

Yeah, right. I mean, it's like kind of like it's a whole country if it was it's like a confederate flag

The problem is the dispensationalist millennialists

The dispensationalist millennialism the people who think that if they orchestrate the events of the end of the world that it will

Bring about you know Armageddon that's what's been the craziest thing to all the little reports about this whole like war coming out and stuff

The administration that they're that they're like they almost think like

Who cares if we all die? They think yeah, these people think of the world. These people think there's literally seven

Dispensations and it's all from the Bible and it tells us about the the age ranges when these things will take place and what each age says

Which is so nuts because when under the Bush administration. I remember growing up thinking like like hearing about them

And being like oh that's like dangerous and there's too many

There's too much like evangelical shit in the in the government like then this is like next level

It's because of the Zionists because of the Zionists

Yeah, yeah, it sucks. Yeah, guys like my cousin like big locust with women's faces are about to start like

Eating everybody on the face theory we got used and abused and now it's over for us

Oh, it's never been more over. It's so over. It's never been more over. Yeah, petrol dollars over. I don't care

I'm just in my garage all day now. I don't give foot. Mm-hmm. My world is as big as my garage

It's gonna cost me $200 to drive up here in about a month

I'm giving myself lung cancer from sanding wood, but no, you're fine. It's better than being online

Fuck online you're fine and fuck Israel

Whoa, hey

Pal what did they ever do

Israel did nothing we just we started though. Yeah

Where are we gonna say seven oh nothing just fuck kids

Fuck children that aren't aren't our children you blame it on the kids all those kids of schoolgirls

Who knows what they were up to that day. Yeah, those Jezebel's. Yeah, I agree

If you ask an Iranian person at the century city mall

It probably say the same thing

I told you my actor

Talked to a Persian lady walking out walking out of an aloe

With her fucking sweat whisking gear that shows her fucking

ravenous murderous policy

Through it you go what do you think about this?

He goes it's great. Fuck the eye. It's all you go. Yeah, brother. What about your cities on fire

There's oil falling from the sky. What's getting cancer by the second?

Oh, there was a bunch of kids murdered, right, but I'm here so fuck them. So fuck them. I don't have empathy

But I just saw the adventures and game and I really could give a fuck my brain is moved into my ass

Also, my grandmother. She's an annoying kind. I really hope she's on fire right now

Anyway, off to shop at another store that sucks as who needs Tehran when you have roughies

Shamshari we have over four of them in the area

Shamshari is that I think I believe they've expanded it might be fine now if you excuse me

I have to get butt fucked at carousel

Oh, I thought that I'm just I'm you know, I'm trying to

Trying to poke a hole in the condom of an NBA player at the all-star game

So I really don't care about my lineage or the history of my country

My acupuncturist came here from Iran with her family and she told me that they thought Islam was a disgusting religion

It is converted to sure I converted to Christianity. I know they're coming from on that level

I understand why they're happy but the eye told me and so she's like good. I'm glad I said I'm sorry

Schools and stuff getting bombed and she was like well people very brideful about you know

They're proud that their children are being sacrificed to take down there. It's like a sense of pride that though

So this is what she said to me. I don't know if it's true. I would have understood that had it been this slick

assassination that I believe Trump thought he was gonna be able to get away with like the Maduro kid now

Yeah, just one bombing down where you do it once and then the government the cold country just like relents and they're like okay

Fuck Jesus. Sorry. I understand them

Celebrating the day that that happened but I but I was like well, there's no way that's the end of this

This is insane in the Middle East. Yes, and I wrong. Yes, and then even watching John Stewart talk about it

Like kind of acting like Iran not just bombing everybody in their craze like it's a little too much

Normalization of this. Yeah, he's you know

We know his eyes. He's a Zionist. I guess probably when push comes to shop. Who knows what he's saying at dinner

Yeah, you gotta be skeptical this is still yelling about why it's seen at dinner

You know like he's very he's very mean

He was very mean to me. This has been this has been the hardest shit. I've ever seen

Have you did you guys see this?

It's Kim Jong-un just for the people listening

I find

So hard damn it. Look at that. It is pretty sick. It's hard. It's fun. Smoking a cigarette dress like a Russian in the snow

Watching a blue watching a balloon on fire. I saw this video and I want to move to North Korea

Oh, I love I would love North Korea. I'd love living in that goofy stupid place

There is something freeing about not being allowed to have freedom anymore

Yeah, it's kind of what we all yearn for. I think Americans yearn for slavery actually

We just don't know it. I'd follow this why into the end of the earth. I'd say you put me in a sock factory

Kill me if I don't make a 15 sock this hour. I'm happy. I'm a big ant in a farm. Thank you. Give it to me

I'm going while starving and you're fat as fuck. I love it. Thank you

Yeah, anger at the president because he gets to eat the big crickets

I'd love to live with that. Yeah, because he's eating the 72 ounce ticket from the big ducks. He gets the big worms

I

Mean I didn't make enough I didn't make enough zippers this month so I don't get any worms and that's good

Thank you

Big knife and a fork and a handkerchief

Talked in to cut into a shirt

To a bag. Yeah, like he's eating the big steak at the big text in him a rillow

He's got he's got 30 minutes to finish the cricket and it's free for the cricket

Which he pays for with crickets

Which is it just while it pulls out a bunch of bugs

And 50 crickets for the big cricket wow inflation is crazy

The only nation where you can lose

You can eat the currency

You can eat money off of a plate

You boy how much was that cricket in the window

It was 50 crickets using a big net to catch money down by the pond and putting it in a jar

Baytron.com slash live in part. Hey drone baby. Let me party that life for tickets and merch

Shows in Austin and Houston coming up. Oh, yeah, we do that. I need to make a promo for that to let people know

Yeah, because we keep forgetting to let people know that the tapeting shows in Austin and Houston August

You know April 28th May and May 1st

We have a day we have like a day or two in Austin where we're just hanging I think we're just chilling. Yeah, yeah, we'll do we'll do

probably

Um, we'll probably do Killtony or something. Yeah, that was my plan. Yeah, I was gonna chop my legs in arms off and try to kill Tony

I was like you like to become an if you see I was gonna do one minute

I was gonna ask a scientist to put me in a big tube of yellow liquid

hooked up to like a brain monitor so I can do Killtony. Do women like the stump

You're a facet Killtony. Crago's crazy. Did I block your stump?

Can I call that black guy the N word

As I'm speaking through a computer that's monitoring my brainwaves as I float in a big tank from a cura as you

You call Ari Maddie a cabbage and word

Use son of a bad

Here's a joke

He usually drops my big fish tag I live inside

Young Gucci mine and I'm popping off the time

And my take-up is so prudent call me Gucci mine. Oh, you call me Gucci Gucci. I came to the floor

Just the front of my time I get to know the George and I'm going to the time guy

Oh, I think I'm icy. So I'll hunt it out in below the six and white screen

Don't you see how I bite it in a city girl's a country girl be telling me how tight it is

These girls they be choosing and I miss pieces walking lit it like my chain was moving

My chain is out the chain. Stack them me some mighty budget off and ball the chain

Check the where my chain hang Gucci. I don't get bang all I do is change my chain my chain

Don't you like my chain my young Gucci mine and I'm popping off the time

And my take-up is so prudent call me Gucci mine

No, you call me Gucci Gucci my chain my chain

Don't you like my chain my young Gucci mine and I'm popping off the time

And my take-up is so prudent call me Gucci mine

No, you call me Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci you be shot Gucci you be shot in man

Don't turn me on home tell me who you're dying man

My girlfriend acting like she say I'm acting different just because I got this shine

Hey, let's get your hater on when that's even the other stones holler at you later on

I try and hang to my shoe strike like my watch and wine, but I know you love my time

My shine hang to my dangling. I do my dope. I ain't when I'm in the club

When you hurt so icy you know the Gucci mine

I got that stupid minus so I bought a stupid chain my chain my chain

Don't you like my chain my young Gucci mine and I'm popping off the time

And my take-up is so prudent call me Gucci mine

No, you call me Gucci Gucci my chain my chain

Don't you like my chain my young Gucci mine and I'm popping off the time

And my take-up is so prudent call me Gucci mine

No, you call me Gucci Gucci

My first chain I had to rob for it

Jesus piece yellow diamonds sitting all in it

I'm on some slick bricks shit so thousand sixty missed a seat

Diamonds so bright ain't no way you can't see the cheat

Look out with dance I just lean with it right

My face sick every robber trying to leave with it

I got that new y'all fitted on full suit dick y'all

Gucci lane chain blue stones in a nigga charm

Now watch me do it do it with no hands

Traps when he grand on that vessel when that man

Cause I'm the man I'm the man got no wife but my chain got my girl for my chain

My chain don't you like my chain my young Gucci mine and I'm popping off the time

And my take-up is so prudent call me Gucci mine

No, you call me Gucci Gucci my chain my chain

Don't you like my chain my young Gucci mine and I'm popping off the time

And my take-up is so prudent call me Gucci mine

No, you call me Gucci Gucci