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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the fierce female network.

I'm your host, fierce, manson, and today is Sunday,

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, baby.

It is March 1st, y'all.

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It's the top of a whole nother month, March 1st, y'all,

as if it could be a half of a month.

Listen, it's the top of a whole nother month.

It is March 1st, my darlings.

It is 6 p.m. on the center of Standard Time Zone in 7 p.m.

on the Eastern Standard Time Zone.

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but tired of, oh my God,

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y'all, listen, it's the top of a whole another month.

You know what I'm saying?

And y'all, it's a whole lot of sunshine down in the ATL.

I ain't there, though, I'm not there.

Don't get jealous.

Because I'm not there, I'm not there.

I was talking on a video chat with one of my friends

and he's down in the, what do you call that?

Stone Mountain, he's in Stone Mountain.

And I'm looking around, I say,

who am I goodness?

It's a whole lot of sunshine down there.

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So anyway, y'all, I'm not seeing no sunshine

because I'm not in the ATL.

Okay, so listen, listen, listen.

Who am I, Lord?

I do have a live lesson for you today.

In a moment, sat down, Milo.

Milo sat down, sit down, just sit on down.

That's a virtual sit down.

Cause Milo was no longer in existence.

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He's gone, y'all, he's gone.

Oh, he's the Lord, that little baby, he's gone.

But anyway, anyway, let me tell y'all something.

I do have a life lesson for you in just a moment.

But I do want to get this little announcement out the way.

I said, well, let me let people know

on March the 8th, March the 8th,

I will be on maintaining, maintaining you.

I want you to maintain yourself, okay?

Maintaining you, help as well.

The name of the show, the name of the platform

is maintaining you, health and wealth.

I will be on their show, March the 8th,

at 3.30 p.m., since you're standing times on.

I will be promoting my new children's book, Lazio.

Lazio, the proud papa, and the adventures of the plan 18

will obey you.

So I will be talking about my new children's book,

maintaining you, you got to maintain yourself.

You got to keep yourself in order.

And you know something, you've written,

now this is the life lesson.

It just comes off the cuff, y'all.

I don't really have to prepare for nothing much.

The only thing I prepare for these days

is when I'm getting ready to meet a man,

but in and away, anyway, anyway.

Now listen, let me stay on topic.

They told me, the engineer told me to stay on topic.

That's my virtual engineer.

So anyway, you know, when I was at VLN,

the engineer would knock on the glass,

he would knock on the window, and I'm like,

what, am I saying something loud?

You know what I mean?

So listen, listen, listen.

I ain't got somebody to tap on the windows.

Then I run, so let me tell y'all something

before I get into the life lesson.

And real and real studio, when you really physically

going down there, you got folks running their head,

I'm all over the place.

Now listen, you don't know that

in a virtual studio, because we,

we're not running around nowhere,

but when you and the studio and the engineers

and his little booth, and if you need a song,

now let me tell you how,

I let me break it down to you on the real,

just the life lesson.

Let me break life down to you on the real.

Okay, on the real.

My friend, she would always say,

I'm gonna give it to you on the real.

She was from California.

Out California many years ago,

they would say, on the real.

I'm like, real on the real.

So anyway, in virtual land,

you ain't got nobody to run around and get nothing.

You get everything yourself.

So listen, in real life, real life,

if I need a song and I can't find it,

I got to be talking and looking for the music myself.

And if it's not all ready, uploaded on the platform,

I got to be all over the end and that,

trying to find what I'm looking for.

Now listen, at the VLN, you got the folks in the booth.

I ain't no number talking.

It was ease and breeze.

I wasn't doing none but talking.

If something is missing, they do all the running around.

I keep my butt in the chair, right?

They do all the running around.

So listen, oh my God.

So listen, it ain't like that these days, y'all.

I do all my own running around and you get real tired.

So listen, the life lesson, the life lesson today.

Y'all know I'm sorry for my life coach.

I ain't got to tell you that because you already know that.

So listen, the life lesson is in life.

Sometimes you've got to do a whole lot of things yourself.

You know what I mean?

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Listen folks, especially in this world

because the world is all jacked up, it's all crazy.

Let me put it to you in layman's terms

so you can understand it.

The world is jacked.

The whole world is on all four flat tires.

Now listen, now listen, I have on many cars

that don't face me.

I've on many cars in my day.

And I've never had a car that was on all four flat tires

that I want to, I never experienced that.

But listen, I'm using a storage.

But in today's world, today's world,

the way the world is all jacked up,

we are driving cars on four flat tires

and going nowhere real fast.

So listen, that was the point of story.

The point of story is this.

You got to make sure you got everything

and line my dolly.

You got to make sure you got the gas and the tank.

You hear me what I say?

You got to make sure you got some air in all your tires.

You got to make sure you got some fluid, you know?

You make sure your oil is fresh.

Don't stop driving your cars.

I'm talking about the car life.

I ain't talking about no physical vehicle.

But you know, if you got a car,

you don't never change your oil.

You gonna be jacked up in a real fast highway.

You hear what I'm saying.

So listen, listen, listen.

That's the life lesson.

If you can't find a life lesson all of that,

I can't help you baby.

So listen, listen.

Let me tell you this.

Let me tell you this.

Let me tell you this.

I got a little story for you.

I remember me and my little boy friend,

my little boy friend Michael Green.

Why you still love that man?

But let me take something.

This was the first time I ever,

now I was loving this car with me.

It was the first time I ever ran out of gas.

We was on late short drive.

I'm driving.

Of course, I'm driving.

I had a little old Ford S1, y'all.

Way back when little old S1,

I used to love that thing, little old white car.

Wee, I'm zooming.

I'm zooming down late short drive.

And all of a sudden the car go,

pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah.

I said, what's wrong?

I'm just pressing on the gas, pah, pah, pah, pah.

The car going, pah, pah, pah, pah.

I tell my goodness.

So, you know, I got on off to the side

and he said, what's going on, what's the matter?

He said, you got some gas in the car.

I said, yeah, some gas.

And he looks over.

He said, girl, this car is sitting on empty.

Let me tell you something.

It was about two feet of snow outside

and it was well below zero.

That was back in the days when it was real, when it stormed.

He had to get out and walk to the gas station, uh-huh.

And I'm laughing.

I'm laughing.

You know, I'm a prankster, but I did not do that on purpose.

He gasped and walked to the gas station.

Get the gas, get the gas, can't come on back

put the gas in the car.

And he gets in and I'm just bust like laughing.

He's like, I want you laughing at it.

Ain't nothing funny.

Do you know how cold it is out here?

I had to take a taxi back.

It's just too cold to walk back.

So anyway, I learned a life lesson.

Huh, I don't get in.

Nobody's coming.

I make sure they got some gas

because I don't want to be sitting on empty.

They're one little friend of mine.

I'm gonna get on to the music.

Now, listen, he drives a taxi.

And Max, I'm a-m-a-x, m-a-x.

Let me tell you something.

He is really funny.

And sometimes he might pull up his,

he might have to be pushing the taxi

to make sure getting front of the house.

But I'd be like, oh, let me think about this.

You know, the Shenanee and me will come out in a minute.

You know what I'm saying.

So listen, let me get on with the music.

I got some really great music right now.

Now, if you didn't get a life lesson,

if you didn't get a life lesson,

then either you got caught in your ears

or you need to go to the ear clinic

and get all that wax out of your ears

so you can hear what I'm singing to you.

Now, there's a lot of life lessons in there.

So listen, I got some great music.

I got 2,000 bikes, 2,000 bikes by independent artists,

record an artist ace, no face.

Now, before I get to that,

just in case you're just not tuning in,

as I said, I'm gonna be on March 8th,

March 8th, March 8th at 3, 30 PM.

Central Standard Time, I'm gonna be on maintaining you.

The name of the show is maintaining you.

Health is wealth.

Maintaining you, health is wealth.

I'm gonna be talking about my first children's book,

which is Lazio, The Proud Popper,

and the Adventures of the Flying 18.

What I'm gonna be talking about,

that book, so if you wanna hear that interview,

if you wanna hear that show,

actually I'll have it posted on social,

I have it posted on Instagram, Instagram,

Instagram, and possibly TikTok,

and I know I'm gonna have it on Twitter.

My two wheelhouses is Instagram and Twitter.

It's gonna be posted over there,

so you guys can take a look

and you'll be able to log in and hear the interview

in the show.

So listen, this song is 2,000 bikes, take a listen.

And I think ride for city's rage.

A doubt no anger's gonna fade.

And the crosshairs for the shot there,

reading me my rights,

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It started off with one or two.

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Be the city thief.

See me giving grief.

From my wicked home.

Baby, my real one.

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I trade a stolen bike for blow.

There's a spand guard,

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Bringing me 2,000 bikes.

Be the city thief.

See me giving grief.

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Baby, my real one.

I am now overcome.

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But I stole 2,000 bikes.

Be the city thief.

See me giving grief.

From my wicked home.

Baby, my real one.

Be the city thief.

See me giving grief.

From my wicked home.

Baby, my real one.

Be the city thief.

See me giving grief.

From my wicked home.

Up next is Dr. James and your love.

I can't stop thinking about you.

No one is shown great in love to you.

When you die for me,

your love is wider than the ocean.

Your grace is deeper than the sea.

There is nothing that can separate me.

From your love,

your love,

give me your love,

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give me your love,

give me your love,

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give me your love,

give me your love,

I had nowhere to run, you came, showed me the way

Your love is wider than the ocean

Your grace is deeper than the sea

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From your love, your love

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I

Give me your love

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Your crazy

Oh my god

You know this song make me feel like I just ate a piece of strawberry short game. Oh my god

Yo, love this doctor. Yeah, I know something. It just it just tickles my soul

That song just tickles my song because it's that guy is a preaching evangelist

I mean this guy is power packed with God's word and anointing that song your love

I mean that song is

Stop it. It is thumping. You know, I love it. I just love it. I love it

I love it when I know people you know people are playing on the station

I just love it love it love it that I know them in a personal way. Yeah, I just don't like to

I don't like to play music. I don't like to promote people if I don't know them

I know you're a person. Girl, you so silly. Get on you need to you kind of need you need to

I've got people promote nail everybody. They don't even know it not here not here

I need to know who you are. So listen listen listen

I think I know you I need to know what you're working with. I know what Dr. James is working with

You know, I know that song doesn't sound like he's a preacher and an evangelist

But honey, let me tell you he slaves all the demons he can possibly find this I know this I know

You know, I ain't got to be standing like I'm scared. You know, and I know some I ain't got to be standing like I'm scared

If I know who you are, I ain't scared to say and tell who you are. So listen listen

Dr. James this man, you know, he is full of the power. He is full of the power

He sure knows his he really isn't that song you love. He's talking about Jesus Christ

Whoo all up in here up in here up in here when I say up in here

I'm talking about God come on up in here my goodness my goodness my goodness

So that is your love that is Dr. James. He's out of Australia and I I mean he's all he's always in the United States

Even though he's in Australia. He's always over here in Boston because you got a whole bunch of witchcraft devils

And he just loves to go over there and just slam and knock him out. So anyway, anyway

Once again on March 8th, March 8th, 3rd, 3rd PM. I'm going to be on maintainer you

Health is wealth health is wealth maintain you promoting and talking about my first children's book

Lazio Lazio the proud popper and the adventures of the flying 18 willer also before I forget I'm not going to forget that of course

But I want to tell you guys this month this month

Got to give a salute. I'm giving a salute to one of my proudest soldiers that there is first and foremost given a salute to what

Miss Evelyn miss Evelyn my mom. Listen y'all she gonna be the great great beautiful golden age 86

This is my oh my god. So I got to give a salute to the first soldier to the first soldier

My goodness, and let me tell you something. She's still marching. She's still marching like nobody's business

And I mean she can march circles around me

It now when I say march circles around me now. She got one bad need that she'd be kind of trying to make it on

So I don't mean she can run around me

But I'm saying is that girl can keep up with all

Stuff and all kind of business at eight or six baby. So first salute to her

It's her birthday is coming up this month. I'm so happy and I am so proud to say that I'm so happy so proud to say this

Listen, I got to get on up out of here. It's been a so cold blast as always

It is peace love and

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