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#2548 - Brian Simpson

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The discussion primarily revolves around the comedian's new special and his thoughts on various topics including chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), the COVID-19 pandemic, and the role of Dr. Anthony Fauci. The comedian mentions a study conducted by the CTE foundation which found that a significant percentage of donated brains from deceased NFL players had CTE, suggesting a high prevalence of the condition among former football players. He also discusses the potential link between sub-concussive head trauma and long-term neurological issues, not just concussions. The conversation shifts to the COVID-19 pandemic, where the comedian expresses skepticism about the effectiveness of the COVID-19 vaccines and criticizes Dr. Anthony Fauci for what he perceives as misleading information regarding vaccine risks, transmission, and efficacy. He also touches on Fauci's involvement in gain-of-function research and questions the motives behind such scientific endeavors. Additionally, the comedian brings up a controversial theory suggesting that HIV may not be the direct cause of AIDS but rather a weak virus that manifests in already compromised immune systems, referencing a now-discredited viewpoint from a former professor who faced significant backlash for his stance. The episode also briefly mentions a tragic case of a mother who killed her children, with the comedian making a controversial joke about the incident, and ends with a promotional segment for DraftKings.


Brian Simpson is a comedian, writer, host of the “Bottom of the Barrel” comedy show at the Comedy Mothership, and host of the podcast “BS with Brian Simpson.” His special “Live from the Mothership” is available on YouTube.https://youtu.be/NqK1gyTYt8Mhttps://www.youtube.com/@bswithbriansimpsonhttps://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/rogan or through my promo code ROGAN. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. Yeah, I just, I just, hey, what's up, Joe? It's up, right? Here to promote the new special. That's right. Oh, the old special. The old special. The old special. The old special. The old special. The old special. The old special. The old special. The old special. What is it? What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's one of my all time favorite bits because it's such, it's such a great arc. You know, it's got a lot of detail to it and then it comes back around. Oh, yeah. I probably never write anything better than that. It's a great bit. You will, you will. But it is an inspired piece of material. You know, sometimes you haunted by a bit where you like. Oh, yeah. And people in every now and then somebody walk up to you and you go, you know my favorite piece of material. It's like, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, but it's cool. It's cool. I'm excited, man. We already at like 300,000 views. I'm trying to get it out. Wow. I'm getting a million. Well, after this, it'll boost up for sure. And it was really good. It's a great special, man. It's hard. It's hard to, a special never feels like it feels in the room because you're not in the audience. You're at home. So it's always like, even a great special is like 60 to 70% of what it feels like to be there. Oh, yeah. When you're there, it's always better. But then it's hard to be relaxed because you know that there's fucking cameras on you and you got to nail this. You know the analogy I use is like, it's a difference between watching porn, and then watching those same two people have sex right in front of you. You know, it's the exact same thing has happened. Right. Right. Right. Way crazier. People are fucking right in front of you. Yeah. That's a whole different. It's a whole different vibe. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But once you knock one out, once you get a really good one, if you're doing, I always like

to film four if possible, and then once you have one in the can, then you're free. Once you have one that's done, you're like, art, this is all a regular show now. Now it could be free. What else did I should get you before I'm glad I did that too. But it was funny is the first one was the one with you in the music. Because you're inspired, but also there's less pressure. Yeah. You don't feel you have more chance. Yes. So you're free. You're free. You're inspired. It's just when you have to do one. Like, there's a lot of great specials like Bill Hicks relentless, the one he did in London. God, it feels like he's tense. It doesn't feel. It doesn't feel like loose, like relaxed. It feels like he's very aware he's being filmed. You think he only shot the one? I think so. Yeah, because it was a huge theater. And back then, that's what they used to do. Back then, people would shoot one special. They would film one show. You know? That feels, that's crazy. I remember when I first started two and two days, people were like, God, that's going to cost you so much more. I'm like, better of that. Better of that. Have peace of mind.

Oh, yeah. But then what did I do? I did a five-one. So that I would never do. That scares the shit out of me. Just get the shit out of me too. That's why I did it. I wanted to see what it's like to do if I could do a, I felt like a regular show. You felt like a total regular show. Yeah, you prefer that? It's exciting. There's something thrilling about it. Also I hate editing. I don't want to watch myself. I hate it. I don't want to watch it. Name my shit. It's good to watch because you get disgusted with yourself and you fix things. That was the hardest part for me. It's hard. It's, yeah, I mean, film, all of the films of the Christmas, but I didn't, I don't got turned into Final One to like four months later. Duck and film one a long time ago. He still doesn't do anything with it. Yeah. He's like, I don't want to look at it. It's hard, man. And the thing is, what you're going to say is like, the longer you go, the harder it is. Oh, yeah. Because you are a different person. You know, you look, you're judging yourself. You're looking back like the sound of your voice, the mistakes you made. We can hands them moving. The tag you thought of after you wrapped.

Yeah. That's the biggest torture. Oh, yeah. Those are the torture swans. It's almost like the moment you film, you have to abandon it. If you really want to fuck with a comic, give them a great tag after they don't film this. I'm like, I don't, yeah, I know you can't use this. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's Jimmy. What were you telling me about Moses? I tell you, we got to save that. Holy shit, is it hot in here? Is it me? It's a little warm. Let me check that first. What I was outside. You know, I just, I just felt bad, 62. I just really do. 72 of this, the CTE foundation, they just released a study. Basically, they, they got every NFL player that died between 2016 and 2021. It was like 800 of them, something like that. And they asked their families to donate their brains. That the families donated about a quarter of, about a quarter of the family said, yes. And, and like 90 plus percent of the brains had CTE.

Yeah. So, so the best they can say for sure is that about a quarter of all those NFL players have CTE because they, it's, it's definitely more than that because that, that's all they gave them. Right. Right. So, but out of the quarter 90 percent, over 90 percent. Yeah. Yeah. They, they've found CTE in high school kids. Well, that's, yeah, that's, that's the next one. High school, high school football, all the way up high school college. Can I, can I send it to you, Jamie? I got it. I got it because Adam Schefftter tweeted it and like worded it weirdly and people got mad about that. Yeah, man, it's spooky. Sometimes I see like an old fighter on Twitter just screaming into the wind. I'm like, what is that guy going through? Um, so the study in the British Medical Journal came out like this week or last week? What were we just looking at? We're just looking at something different? It was on ESPN. Oh, study at least 25 percent of NFL players in sample head CTE.

So 878 players that appeared in one, at least one NFL game and died in a six year period, at least 25 percent at CTE. So this is, um, this study drew on samples done in between 2008, 2021, 93 percent of which had been diagnosed with CTE, then now are the sample based on when donations were highest in fact through the demographic data and information from dance certificates. The estimate of 25 percent is on the low end. Yeah. Cause a doctor, a Daniel Dennis Shivar, the studies lead author, the study found the maximum possible prevalence of CTE was around 97 percent. But the true rate is somewhere in the middle. Yeah. That 3 percent is just the kickers. Yeah, right? Mm-hmm, right? It's gotta be. Yeah, right? Like everybody else is getting hit. There's no way. Who's that guy that got diagnosed with CTE? That's right here. Yeah. Uh, is it Michael? I don't know if he's current. So the thing is these guys are getting diagnosed now while they're alive.

And not just CTE, but, um, uh, uh, is it MS? What did Chris, uh, was C2K have? Chris Johnson, he was, uh, is it MS I think? Uh, the thing the people put ice bucket challenge. ALS? ALS. Oh, Jesus. Like, so that's what Stephen Hawking has. There's also a high prevalence of that. Oh my God. A high prevalence of ALS. But again, make sense. You're getting hit in the head all the time. All sorts of things are probably going haywire up there. Yeah. I mean, amount of times these guys get hit. So everybody thinks about concussion, but sub-concussive head trauma is just as bad. What is sub-concussive? Where you don't get a concussion. You just get back in the head and you think you're okay because you don't have a concussion, but you're still doing damage. Oh, yeah. You know who gets CTE soccer players from heading the ball.

Oh, yeah, I bet. How crazy is that? It's that. I'm not a thousand times. But you would never imagine that a rubber ball could hurt your brain. You would say, die, it's fine. Boy, it doesn't even hurt. You know, it was weird is that. Which weird is how okay it is to make fun of it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I know. It's become the new R word. You know where it's like, it's like you can just say, like CTE is the punch line. Well, you know why? It's because it's British men. And nobody feels bad for British men. Yeah, nobody feels bad for British men. People always feel bad for women. That's why this lady killed her kids. And everyone's like, oh my God, she needed help. Imagine if a single father killed his kids. Do you think there'd be any dads out there? We good. We understand. Absolutely. I also get sad. I should put the joke out, but I said it on stage just today. But when I, so I've no followed his news. So when I first heard it, so basically she strangled her three kids. Yeah.

Right. She tried to kill herself. She cut her throat and her wrist. And then she jumped out the window. Didn't do a good job. Right. She failed. She ended up paralyzed. And I said, and this is, I just said, I feel like she doesn't have good problem solving skills because you was three for three on the strangulation. And then when you try to kill yourself, you use an unproven methods. You, why would you, why not strangle yourself? You, you are definitely good at that. Yeah, hang yourself. Yeah. Well, I don't know if she really wanted to, I don't know. She looks fucking crazy. I mean, you can't tell looking at someone's eyes really. They're under stress. They're in court. They're going to be going to jail for the rest of their life most likely. So there's a lot of stress. But boy, she looked crazy. But, but when you did it, it wasn't mine as out of it. You could tell. But she chased her son down. When she chased him down to strangle him, he ran away from her. Did she say that? It's in the, it's in the case. Oh, man. You know, I think if those ladies could see the crime scene and see those dead kids, their fucking vacant eyes staring up because their mother took their life.

The last fucking thing that they saw was their mother standing over them choking them to death. I don't think they would feel so bad. I think everybody is saying free, free Lindsay. People are out of their fucking mind. If she get free, they should have to let her babysit. The, the she's out of her fucking mind. The world is out of its fucking mind. It's like more of these things come up, where you're like, this can't be real. This can't be real. And it is real. More of these things, where you're like, people are showing up in support of a woman who killed her children. I don't care how rough it was. The ability to kill your children is crazy. That's, that's a level of crazy that anyone who has kids. You know how much you love them, what you would do to save them, what you do to protect them from harm. The idea that you can get to a point where you could strangle your kids and chase your son, make sure that's true. That she chased her son down. People, people are, are making up like conspiracies. That it was actually the husband. You know, that's how bad day they want her to not be responsible.

Even though she's already admitted it. Well, like I think there's conspiracies about every fucking thing that's ever existed. There's so many morons out there with a hot take, including me. There's a lot of dumbasses that have terrible hot takes. Not me. I'm pretty much always right. I'm pretty much always on the, did you take the COVID vaccine? Yeah, a few times. I don't think you shut the fuck up. Oh, you think we, you still don't believe in vaccines? Not that one. Oh, not that one. That one didn't do a goddamn thing. That one didn't do a goddamn thing. It didn't protect you from transmission. It didn't protect you from infection. And it opened you up to a host of different problems. That's got me a long vacation though. The. Yeah, I think we need another one. We need another pandemic. Got you. I want to stay in the house for six months. Just stay in the house for six months. Look, if that's what you like to do, then just do it. Yeah, but I want to feel guilty about it. So you're willing, you're like Fauci. You want to sacrifice the entire world for your own benefit. What did he get out of here though? A lot of a lot of fear right now.

That's what he got. A guy doesn't sleep right now. You can see the look on his face when he had to testify and plead the fifth. He feels the weight of what he did because the world knows what he did now. But what did he do? Well, first of all, he funded gain of function research when it's illegal. So when they went Obama, put a stop to it. He went through the ego health alliance. And they backdoored it. And they funded this creation of these new virus. They take a virus and make it more transmissible and more dangerous. What was the purpose on that? What was the purpose of that? Who knows? OK, there's a lot of people that think it's weapons. And this is biological weapons research. And what they're trying to do is develop specific targeted viruses that they can inflict on a population. We know they have done that before. They've experimented with certain bugs and infect these bugs with diseases and then drop them out of helicopters onto a civilization so that it wipes out people and wipes out their medical system. Everybody gets sick. They know they did that on Plum Island, which is right near where Lyme

Connecticut is. And that's the suspicion where Lyme disease came from. Lyme disease, this is why it's called Lyme disease. Because the first start of people started being diagnosed with it and Lyme Connecticut. And it's literally like a hop-skip and a jump from Plum Island where they do this fucking research on bugs, where they take bugs and infect them with different diseases to make them, you know, so they can use them in warfare. That's the idea. The idea was that they would say if we're going to war with the country, you fly overhead, dump all these bugs that are infected. People get bit, it starts to spread, gets any other bugs. Their medical system gets overwhelmed. Their fighting age population gets overwhelmed. It's scary shit, man. These motherfuckers have been doing this kind of research for a long time. But it's like, look, if you're a comedian, you're, your phones ringing. If you're a comedian, you tell jokes. If you're a fucking researcher, you do research. And if your research is gain-of-function research to me,

and by the way, they never came up with a cure for any of these things. That by, by the idea is we're going to study these diseases then make them more transmissible. So we understand how to prevent infection and how to cure people. They didn't have a cure. When COVID got released, they had no fucking idea what to do. The whole thing was a mass fuckup, either on purpose or by accident. But either way, Fauci lied. And he lied through the entire media thing. First of all, he lied about the miscarriage of risk for women. And the first trimester. You don't have a mole? You don't have a mole? Yeah, for sure. In a text message, he talked about how the cytokine storm during the first trimester seems to be a signal. It indicates a higher risk of miscarriage. And then months later, he's on TV telling it's totally safe for pregnant women. In fact, it's more risky for you to get COVID. What's the cytokines? What is that? Cytokine storm is a reaction to the vaccine. And I don't know the specifics, but I know that this is exactly how he described it.

And particularly during the first trimester. I mean, there's like a high risk of miscarriage. It's very high. A lot. I know five women that had miscarriages when they after they got vaccinated. They got pregnant, got vaccinated, how to miscarriage. And then... And he knew about it. He fucking knew about it and lied. He lied about the transmission. He lied about the risk for children. He lied about everything. The necessity for children to get vaccinated. Is he lied about that? No, because Biden gave him a full pardon for all crimes that he may have committed from 2014 to 2024. He gave him a 10-year pardon for the first time ever, where someone's been pardoned, where they're not convicted of a crime. Usually when you're pardoned, it's like, you know, you did a little of this, you did a little of that, you went to jail for tax evasion and whatever. And then the guy gets in and goes, ah, he donated to the Democrats or he donated to the Republicans. He's a good guy. I'm leaving office.

I'm going to let this guy out. And people are like, hey, how did he get out? They yell for a couple days, then it goes away, and then you live in Florida. That's normal. But this is different. This is different. He pardoned a bunch of members of his family that had not been convicted of any crime or even accused of any crimes. He pardoned his son. He pardoned the Fauci ones, the big one, though, because that's 10 fucking years. For 10 fucking years, from 2014, which is when Obama put the moratorium on gain of function research, Obama came in and was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like why are we making viruses more dangerous? No, we're not spending money on it. Obama stopped it. And then when the Trump administration and he kept doing it through eco-health alliance, but then when the Trump administration came along, it was all fucking chaos in 2016. And it's very important that we do research on these viruses to make sure that we're protected. And so Trump was like, sounds good. I like it. And then it gets through.

I don't know exactly if that happened. I know that Obama put a moratorium on it in 2014. I know he's accused of going through the eco-health alliance to fund gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute. Is he in the Epstein files? I don't think so. He likes killing people. It doesn't like fucking him. He's a scary dude. He's a scary dude, man. I mean, this is the same dude during the AIDS crisis that was given people AZT, which killed people quicker than cancer when they were using it as a chemotherapy drug. They stopped using it as a chemotherapy drug because it was killing people quicker than the cancer was. But it was already approved. So when AIDS came along, they were like, look, instead of going through this long trial to come up with a medication and you have to go five years, all this fucking shit you have to do to get FDA approval, we've got a drug already. Let's just start using that. And they started using AZT, a toxic chemotherapy drug. And they used it for people that were asymptomatic. So people had no symptoms, but they tested positive for HIV.

They gave them AZT and they were dead in six months. Why didn't we lock down for that? We'd all stop fucking for like a year and a half. We would've got AIDS about here. Something big is coming on September 2nd, DraftKings game day arrives with massive deals, exclusive deals and an all day celebration built for sports fans. The countdown has begun. All roads lead to game day. The DraftKings sports app is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Florida, every fan is in on the excitement. One app, every sport, all 50 states, DraftKings game day is yours. Remember the date, September 2nd, DraftKings game day is the kickoff of a new season, a new era and the biggest day in sports history. Get pumped. Get ready to celebrate new DraftKings customers, sign up with CodeRogan, spend five bucks to get 200 in rewards within 21 days. That's CodeRogan in partnership with TraftKings.

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So he's a professor of biology at the University of California, Berkeley, tenured professors. They couldn't fire them. But lost all his research, grants, lost everything. Because during the AIDS crisis, he pointed out that all these people that are in the gang community that are suffering from, you know, air-quote AIDS are also hardcore drug users. They're all party drug users. They're all using email, nitrate and crystal math. They're destroying their immune system with this stuff and then they get HIV. His contention was that HIV, and I don't know if this is true, I'm sure a lot of people disagree, but I'm just saying what he believed. His contention was that HIV was actually not responsible for AIDS, but was in fact a weak virus that was only showing up in the immune systems of people that were already compromised. So these people were severely compromised because they were heavy drug users. And that's what was fucking up their immune system. That's what was fucking up their life. He said that in the 80s. Oh yeah, there's tons of articles.

I mean, he printed it. I think kind of was like, was it spin magazine that had this whole thing about it? He wrote books on it, but he was basically rendered person on a non-grata. He was basically lost all his grants. Didn't have any, you know, no students wanted to like study under him. He was a pariah because of his position. They said it was homophobic. They said all these crazy things, but he was saying, look, there's nothing to do with gay or straight. What I'm telling you is this group of people that you're attributing this disease to also are hardcore drug users. You're not seeing this. Like when they say AIDS in Africa, do you think they're testing all those people for HIV with a fucking, with a PCR test? No, they're malnourished. They're dying of starvation. So his theory is that you have to already have a weakened... Exactly. HIV to progress to AIDS. Exactly. He was saying the reason why these people have HIV is not because they have HIV is killing them, they have AIDS. Their immune system is already destroyed, so that's why HIV is not fought off by the body.

It's very weird because he's full of shit. Okay, we know he's full of shit. He's a liar. He's a proven liar. He lied about the gain of function research. He lied about the transmission, lied about the infection, the potential of the vaccine, the stop infection and transmission. He lied about how deadly it was for kids. He lied about the death rate. I was proof of all of that. I mean, it was like, who wrote that book? Which one? RFK Jr. The Real Anthony Fauci? Was that a book you sent me? Like, it was like, doing the pandemic or right after the pandemic. You got to read this. Probably. That was it. Yeah. You should listen to the audio version. I just don't think he's that interesting. Because Fauci? Yeah, because he's not... Well, here's something that he should interest you. He used this AIDS vaccine on foster kids in New York and killed them. Really? Yes. They experimented on foster children in New York state and killed them with this vaccine that he was trying. He was trying to develop a vaccine for air quotes AIDS and in doing so, he killed a bunch kids. So why did he put them in prison for that?

Because no one's chasing after him for that. No one's chasing after him for anything other than the most recent thing. But the more you dig into this guy, and if you read The Real Anthony Fauci by RFK Jr. That book is fucking hard. They thought a lot of people left for what they did to foster children. There's going to be a lot of motherfuckers going to try. Right. Yeah, I'm going to face an episode that's where they start experimenting. Of course. They have no parents. They have no parents and their children and they can't say shit. No one's going to believe anything and no better. And they tell, oh, this is going to make you feel better. Exactly. Yeah. And they're probably already troubled. So, you know, and they're probably already of health problems because they're probably not getting a good nutrition. And they're probably under stress all the time. And fuck, man. And they're probably parents who drug addicts or alcoholics. That's a distinct possibility. It's fucking, the book is horrible. And I always say, look, if it's not true, why hasn't anybody sued him? That's a good point. It means the head of HHS now. I mean, I don't think he's wrong. And I had the same opinion of him that a lot of people had about me. You don't think he's wrong.

I thought RFK Jr. Oh. I don't think he's wrong. I think he's very well researched. And I think he's telling the truth about all this. And when I was, you know, a quote unquote liberal when I was living in California, I thought he was a cuck when he was talking about vaccines and all this. I thought he was just an anti-vaccine, anti-science nutter that also happened to be a Kennedy. See, that's a rough idea about it. Because you don't pay attention to what he says. That is a good point. Yeah. Because it's hard to listen to. Yeah. Well, I love you here, it's white. Yeah. But the thing is the book is written and then someone else reads it. So it's not he, that would be torture. When you talk like that and then you say some crazy shit. Yeah. You sound like like a, like a troll or something. Well, the thing about him that's really interesting is he was a well respected guy for the long, for the longest time because he was an environmental attorney. And what he was doing was stopping corporations from polluting rivers like he's responsible for cleaning up the East River in New York State in New York City.

And he's literally responsible for that. Like he held those, he went to court, he held those people accountable, made them clean it up. Like he was a legit guy. And then these women kept showing up at some of these events that he had where he would give speeches on the toxic poisons, mercury in the ground. All these different things that are the problems of pollution that enters into communities. And these ladies started saying you need to look at mercury and vaccines. And he was like, what the fuck, crazy bitches, I'm not listening. And like this woman literally showed up and said, I'm not leaving unless you read this. And he's all right, well, let me, let me look at it. And then he started looking at it and he was like, holy fuck. And then when you see the, the, when they rate, first of all, the biggest mistake they ever did was give these vaccine manufacturers complete immunity. So is he the reason we don't use mercury in the vaccines anymore? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Well, they use a different kind of mercury and then these start using, they use methyl mercury and ethyl mercury and forget which one.

And one of them they said it leaves the body quicker. But the problem with that is it also crosses the blood, blood brain barrier. Look, any amount of mercury is bad. And then they start using aluminum. You know the way, do you know how a vaccine works? I mean, generally. Roughly. Yeah. So you have an inert virus and then you have an irritant and the irritant is like aluminum. And the, your body reacts to that and then recognize the virus and builds immunities towards that virus. The dead virus is in the vaccine. And they were using mercury as this irritant, as this thing that causes this immune response. And mercury is fucking terrible for you. Did you see the thing? They just found something. It's going to be, it potentially could be the first thing in history to be the cure and its own vaccine. They found like frog venom. Yes. Oh yeah. I'm sorry. Gut. Yes. Something to Americana. I forget what it was.

Here's one thing important before we get off the vaccine autism thing. The guy who wrote the study that's often quoted about vaccines not causing autism, just got arrested for fraud. The guy that's often called. So the scientist whose paper they quote when they say, here's the proof that vaccines don't cause autism. See if you can find that article. He just got arrested for fraud. We're going to find out. But people around Fauci, this is what's interesting, that don't have a pardon from Biden or going, getting arrested now. And that's interesting. They're being tried and they're being charged. So it's going to get weird. And that guy, he feels the heat. Autism vaccine richer in the United States. Danish physician, co-authored work demonstrating no links between childhood vaccines and autism. And what is your rain for? Co-authored key papers demonstrating no links between childhood vaccines, autism was a rain on federal wire fraud and money laundering charges after his extradition from Germany,

the Department of Justice said. He was a co-author of a 2002 study published in the New England Journal of Medicine that offered strong evidence based on a cohort of 500,000 Danish children that refuted the hypothesis that measles, mumps, and rebellion of vaccination caused autism. Who hasn't been a little money laundering? Yeah. He's a dirty guy. And he probably was getting paid to make that study. And there's a long history of scientists doing that all the way back to the scientists that were paid off by the sugar industry to show that it was cholesterol and saturated fat that was causing heart attacks and not sugar. They paid these guys $50,000. That's it? That's it. In whatever year it was. And these guys fucked us up. Man, you can get a couple of senators of $50,000. Oh, you got a lot of people. You get a lot of people for $100,000. That's the right amount. Well, what have they done here in Texas with the fucking THC ban? Who's asking for that? When 70% of the state wants it to be legal and somehow under that they made it illegal

and the alcohol lobby is involved and they've been losing money, alcohol companies are losing money right now. People are drinking a lot less. Texas runs on drugs. It's crazy to people that pretend like put another one. It's like everyone's always on something. Well, if they're not on something illegal, they're on something legal. And that's where it gets weird. Like, who decides what's legal and what's not legal? Like, all the border states get ahead. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, all the states get ahead. But the border states, especially, that's where the trails are coming in. Listen, you could just go to the doctor and say, I can't concentrate and they'll give you aadirol. Yeah? It's so easy to get aadirol. They'll put you on some powerful shit. They'll put you on speed. You can crush it up and snort it and it's totally legal. Yeah. I mean, half the college kids, they don't add a role in the chat. Half the high school kids. High school kids are saying they have ADD and they're getting aadirol. I know this for a fact. The thing is, I do have it, but I can't take that shit.

It fucks me up. What do you mean you have ADD? I've been, I was diagnosed with that shit when I was like, what does that even mean? I don't know. I don't even think it's real. But every time they've tried to give me medicine for it, I was like, I don't like this. I think it's just you think different than other people. That's all it is. And you're bored with stupid stuff that you don't want to pay attention to. But you could focus like a motherfucker when you like something, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a super power thing. When I like something or when there's a sense of urgency, like if it's like, oh, it's got to happen right in a second. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When you actually have to do something other than you have some shitty job where they tell you what to do like fuck this. I don't know. Well, you have ADD. You can't focus. No, but yeah, the problem is, yeah, I don't have a problem focusing. I just, it's just what I can focus on. Yeah, exactly. It's like, if it doesn't, if it's not interesting to me, then I'm just, that's not a disease, man. It depends on who you ask. That's the problem. It's a disease when your boss wants you to do something. Yeah. But the fuck is wrong with him? You know, I got ADD. Or when I got to fill out an advocate, I'll tell you that if you had to fill out a form

to get in the heaven, I'm going to be burning up a hill. I hate paperwork. I just can't fucking do it. I just can't fucking do it. Yeah, that's not ADD. Like I really got to, I really got, well, no, this is just a separate pet peeve of mine. I really can't, because it's always for no reasons. It's always someone asking you information that they already have. Right. They'll mail a form to your house and you got to put your address on it. I get crazy when I go somewhere and like you want to buy a tire or something like that. And they want, can you give us your email address? Like, no. So you don't believe in ADD at all? No. People have it. No, I think most people just don't want to concentrate on the things that are boring to them. And I don't think that's a disease. I think, listen, you could use a little discipline and it'd probably be good to learn how to count. There's some stuff that's good, but the actual disease, what does that mean? It's a disorder that does disease. Okay. Kind of different. Disorder. But even a disorder, by whose standards? By society standards, it wants you to have a boring ass job that you don't like or concentrate

in boring ass classes that you're not enjoying. He can't concentrate. He's got ADD. The fucking class is boring. But if you get that kid in front of a video game, he can concentrate like a motherfucker. They probably call it a disorder because most people don't have that problem. I don't think most people don't have it. I think a lot of people don't have it. Yeah. If you go to the doctor, they'll tell you you have it. Like even the kids that get their ass beat, they still can't focus. Like you know, they call it, they lift your mama coming class and watch you. Yeah, but they're just bored, man. They're bored. It's not a disease. If you give those kids something they like, like a game that they like, I bet if there's a sport they like to do, I bet they love that. I bet they're like focused on that. School is fucking boring. It's boring and it's frustrating for children that are filled with energy to have to sit down. I remember this guy, I used to listen to, what was his name? Tom Hartman, I think. But he, I remember hearing him talk about a school. They had a way back in the day in the Northeast that would, like before they started calling it ADHD, but they would go get these kids that couldn't focus and they would put them all

in this one school and they talked completely differently. Like they would let you, they would let them kind of just do. Like if they had a question, that's when they would learn whatever they needed to learn to answer that question. They didn't, it wasn't like a super structured curriculum. So they got to only do what they were interested in and they would have to learn the basics before they could finish whatever they were actually interested in. And it worked out, I don't know why I forget why it ended up getting shut down, but it was almost like Professor X's Academy. You know, they would go find these weird kids and bring them all to this one place. But that, like you said, it doesn't fit into the standardized, you know, school isn't for you to fucking get smart. It's to teach you how to be a worker. Exactly. And they're developed by the Rockefeller for that specific reason. Really? Yeah, it was engineered to turn you into a worker. It's not to educate you the most effective way possible. It's to make sure that you can get a job. It's like they just want to turn you in as someone they can use. And then now they're shipping all the jobs overseas. The problem with whenever the pharmaceutical drug companies are involved, they have such

a grip on the media and such a grip on the medical establishment. There's so much money involved that they will come up with disorders that they need to medicate you for because they're extremely profitable. And that's the problem. Yeah. I mean, that's every industry. But it doesn't mean that. Adderall is not awesome. I bet it's great. This is, like I feel like the world is just a series of scams. There's a lot of that. It's like whatever scam you are you in on. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, everything's kind of a scam. No. No? Everything. Farms aren't a scam. We're in the form. We're in the form. You give people money to give you eggs. That's not a scam. There's a lot of things that aren't scams. I mean, yeah, yeah, I guess, I'll be listening. If you could buy eggs that are wrecked from the farmer, then you're not getting scams. The thing about money and power is at the highest levels. Like when you get into government, when you get into enormous corporations that can affect government, then you're going to get a lot of scams because they're just trying to make as much money as possible.

That's the problem. I don't think it was ever intended for politician to be your job, for Senator to be lifetime. Lifetime. Crazy. And then also, you have hundreds of millions of dollars through a method. No one could really explain why you're so good at the stock market. Yeah, and if I just follow all your mayor or your stock trades perfectly, regardless of party, somehow, I get... You ever talked to Deroce about it? No. And he's got the Senate in Texas. And he's got crazy stories. Crazy stories about how much money these people are getting. Donations and this and that, and go and do this and go and do that, and get paid to do this and paid to do that. That's most of what their job is. Is fundraising and collecting money from people. Oh, yeah. And I made the mistake of... Because I, you know, I never give politicians money, like ever. It just doesn't make sense to me to give rich money like a money. They're like, I need your money. I need money. Right? I need you to go give me...

But I don't donate to them hardly ever. And I made the mistake. I sent a politician money recently and they just never stop asking. Just every week. Like, as soon as you put your email down, they just... From every week, the guys we need, I just need one more dollar. I was like, I'm like, give me the over-compete. They were trying to raise money for the Democratic Party right after Kamala lost. They were sending out emails. They're always all in constant. That's why the political parties need to constantly keep you scared. Because that's the only way they can make sure you give them money. They tell you the sky has fallen. Hey, we can't defeat them. It's the end of the world. Yeah. Yeah, it's a dirty business, man. Yeah, there's people that are struggling, that are still giving politicians money. If you see those people that aren't really giving politicians money, but they're listed as giving politicians money,

and they think it's like NGO money, that they've funneled money through pretending that these people are donating money. And so they can use NGO money and then funnel it into these political parties and then they knock in these people's doors. And they say, hey, did you donate $25,000 to the Democratic Party? And they're like, no, I don't have $25,000. But they donated at one point in time many, many years ago. What does it have their name on a list? Non-governmental organization. So this is one of the things that doge when Elon came in and cleaned up all this USAID stuff. This is part of what was going on. There's a lot of it's just money laundering. You're taking a bunch of government funds and you have all these different non-government organizations that get money from the government and then the money's moving in this very cyclical way. And one of the ways they think they were doing it was finding a bunch of people on these lists of people that had donated before and then attributing money to them

that they never donated. So if you get them fat, they will say you gave $100. Well, they weren't even given any money, but they were used because they don't get like a receipt. So they just said, oh, Billy Smith donated $25,000. Then they knock on Billy Smith's door. Did you donate $25,000 to the Republicans? Like, fucking no. What are you talking about? So they were just using the fact that they had this kind of list. They had all this money that Elon was talking about. Billions and billions and billions of dollars. It was written that they have no receipts for. They have no idea where it went. And some of that is like moving around. Some of it's going to Ukraine. I bet you don't have to run away. Actually, I remember talking to you about this on here about when he first started doing it. I was like, as soon as he started fucking with that real money, he's going to be up out of there. Oh, yeah. I thought it was going to happen when he went to the Pentagon. But it's like, as soon as you can't hear, you're not allowed to fuck with the real scams. Right. You can do the surface stuff. You can do stuff that helps poor people. But you can't, you're just fucking with rich people money. They don't get your ass going.

Well, he was saying that when you get into like the Medicaid fraud, he was legitimately worried that he was going to get killed. Because there was so much money. There's so much fraud. You know what I'm talking about that shit? No more, do you? Well, you know what? It cost his company a lot of money. It cost his political reputation. There was a lot of people turned on him after that, where he was like a free speech freedom fighter before that. And this guy who is just like, you know, people loved him. They loved the fact that he's our modern day, Nicola Tesla. He's the guy who's making electric cars and rockets and all these different things. I think that he's going to learn, like, getting in there with politicians is always fucking you over. Because they use people. They don't give it. They're not your friends. That's true. Yeah. So as you ain't useful no more, they thought you were in a trucker trash. But if you don't get in bed with them, somebody else does and then you get fucked and that's what people get scared of. They're like, well, listen, there's a reality here.

If I can affect it in a positive way, I probably should. And the USA thing was wild. Because you know, you think of USA'd when you think of it. You know Mike Benzes? I'll send you some shit if you're interested. But he's done the most extensive work on USA'd. And what he basically said was USA'd was for things that were too dirty for the CIA. And a lot of it is regime change overseas. So you think of USA'd as aid, right? It's not. It's agency for international development. It's a regime change organization. It funds rebel groups in other countries. It funds rebel groups that are... So it's a front? It's a front. It's a front. Yeah. And it's not just one front. USA'd funds. Who knows how many NGOs? Who knows how many and non-governmental organizations? India has some fucking insane number of NGOs. The number of NGOs are so crazy. It's like one forever million people in India. And there's a billion people in India.

It's not going to be crazier than that. It's crazy how many NGOs are. So there's so many companies. It's so many non-governmental organizations. It's so hard to keep track of it all. Again, I'm butchering this. I don't have the facts available at my fingertips. But I could send you some of the my bent stuff. But the purpose of the NGO is to funnel money. Funnel money. Not always. I mean, some of them are sure... I'm sure actual charities. There's good people out there that are involved in charities. You know, there's good organizations. Sea Shepherd's awesome. They're awesome. What do they do? There's the people that are trying to prevent whaling. They're trying to bust people whaling. Because like, some countries, there's a way they can get around whaling by saying it's for research. I think Japan does that and they bust them. And then they're using them commercially. They kill whales. And these guys do a great job. I mean, there's real, charitable organizations that are doing real philanthropy. They're real good people out there. But then there's also scumbags. And they realize that there's a lot of this money flowing around, you know, for aid. That's what you kept hearing.

Oh, these children are starving. Listen, man, you need to look at what the world is. The real money was going towards and you'd freak out. You'd freak out. A lot of his regime change. You see that meme and the guy that was like, co-opshin, he's not bad. And only when I am not involved. You know what I'm talking about? No. He's like, what was that? Did he, I mean? No. No, I don't even, I don't think he was a famous dictator. Whatever. He was like this African politician. He was just saying, just telling people on the news, like corruption is not bad. Let me hear this dude. Let me hear it. Let me hear it. Start it over. Back it up. If I'm part of that corruption, I'll def corruption is not bad. Corruption is only bad if I'm not involved. Yes. But if I'm part of that corruption, I'll defend it. Okay, he's not talking about him. I guarantee you that guy is talking about people who are corrupt, who defend corruption. Really? I think they're taking him out of context. I don't think he's really saying that. I think that was funny.

I've actually never looked into it. If I thought about that, that guy doesn't look like a scumbag. The way he's saying it, to me, just my instinct, I could be wrong. Who is he, Jeremy? You know, watching massive thief. Totally wrong. Human rights activist, Samson O'Reumba, O'Joye. Thank you. Thank you. But did, thank you. What was the context of that quote? Listen, he's a human rights activist. Let's leave it at that. Let's move on. Longer speech. Yes. I'm going to use irony. Thank you. Exactly. Redirect to criticize self-serving attitudes towards corruption. That's what I thought. That's what I thought immediately by the way he was saying it. My instincts. Damn, okay, you called it. Yeah. I was like, that guy does not seem like a scumbag. That guy seems like a guy who is fed up with corruption. The way he's saying it is not like, I am corrupt. You give me the money. That's not how he's saying it. What he was saying was, it's people defend corruption if they're involved. And I think he's right. Yeah, I think this. Yeah, I think this. Yeah.

The thing is like. It's motivations, man. And when you see people getting rich around you, you see all these other politicians that are getting fucking filthy, stinkin' rich, and you are struggling to pay your mortgage. And you're struggling to put your kids into a good school system. You're struggling to make your fucking lease on this nice car that you get to drive. You're struggling. And then you see these other motherfuckers and you go, well, it's kind of good anyway and bad. I'll get the good done. I'll do a little bit of the shenanigans. But we'll get it. It's good for the district. The next thing you know, you got a corporation in there, union bus thing, and you're walking out of a building, Epstein's house. He's like, she's 12. We got you on tape. We need this and this and this past. Or not even 12. It's just someone other than your wife. Or someone who you talked to that you didn't realize was a Russian spy and you were some sort of a politician, you're bragging. That's one thing they catch with that James O'Keefe guy.

I don't know who that is. Damn Brian, he's so unformed. Yeah, man. I know that I really, I mind my business on the level that you wouldn't believe. Oh, I know. I like it. I like that you like that. Yeah, I mean, because and also, you know, it keeps me having fresh, like it keeps me having uncorrupted takes. And so much now, when you get told the news, you also get told how you're supposed to feel about it. Right. But that's how you were about USAID and RFK, Jr. Yeah. Do you know who Fang Fang is, Brian? No. Fang Fang is the lady that was banging the guy who wanted to be the governor of California. You don't know that whole scandal? No, women, women, that's the lady that she was a Chinese spy. Did her husband die and she went back to China? No, that's Mitch McConnell. He's not even dead. He's alive. He's alive. He's alive. And there's photos of him holding a newspaper. Look at me, the newspaper today. I watched it today, newspaper.

We watched him. I watched him die halfway in a news conference. Did you see the video of him sitting on the Senate floor not moving at all for hours and hours and hours at a time where everybody's moving around him? No. I sent you that right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, watch this. This is crazy. He's on the Senate floor for 20 hours. Well, that's the part. And there's like six hours of him motionless. Yeah, I think the whole thing was only in 18 hour events. I don't know. Okay, whatever it is, 18 hours. He's motionless. Bro, I can't. He's dead. Oh. It's weekend at Bernies. They just fired him up with cocaine and have him sit there. He's back on. No, no, no, no, no. This is an old video. So this is a video before he completely short-circuited. It's crazy to watch because I can't do what he's doing. What he's doing is like some Zen monk master shit, where he's like sitting in a position and not moving a muscle for hours and hours at a time where everybody's like moving around and moving back and forth and left and right. He's not moving. Look, watch this. Look at him.

That's the only just a clip of it, but he's just sitting. Also, the guy next to him is just sitting there with him and does it. Yeah, but at least that guy's moving and it's fucking hairly. McConnell's not moving at all. Dude, it's bizarre. It's bizarre. He's frozen. Look at him. I feel like dude, Poseidon is the one that's... But look at that. That's pushing the button to make him vote. Yeah. Speaking of the voting, he did make a vote at the end of this. Oh, vote, yes. He only made the wrong vote. Someone's noticed he made the wrong vote. They like... Fixed his vote. Yeah, they told his handler and then he fixes his vote. Bleh! He was like a thumbs up and then as he's walking away, it was like thumbs down and then he keeps walking away. They don't want to let it go, man. None of them do. It's crazy. Who's the last one they weak-ended, Bernie's? Was it Diane Feinstein? Feinstein. Yeah, she was in a wheelchair. Didn't know where she was. She was like, you want to vote, yes. She looked worse than him. Well, she was gonna move around towards the end. Huh?

And then they moved, they'd be the Ginsburg. Mm-hmm. Like, I wonder what it is about. Because that's why power is so scary to me, because they want it, they can't give it up to the last drop. Yeah. It's identity. It's your identity. It's who you think you are. You're the senator. You're the distinguished senator from South Carolina, or wherever you're from. Can't you, but you already rich. Aren't you tired? Don't you want to go play with your grandbanks? No. And they never feel rich enough. That's the other thing about trying to get rich. You never, you get accustomed to whatever level you are and you want to keep leveling up. I mean, because once you had to point where you are, you're the senator. You can pretty much do whatever you want to do. You mean money wise? Not if you're clean. Well, I mean, you have a lot of power. You have enough power where you can do most things. I mean, no, you know. Yeah, but the clean ones don't really have a lot of money. The clean ones. The clean ones. The ones who aren't doing the insider trading. They know clean ones. There's a few. There's a bunch of people that you can find lists of them online, where they are not participating in any of that. And then you look at their income, you look at their wealth.

They're not worth a lot of money. They live senators. They live like a person who makes $170,000 a year, which is a good living. But that's how they live. All right, I'm gonna look, I want to see that list. I want to know what it is. There's plenty of them. I'm not gonna. Tim Berchett, isn't he one of them? I don't know. I don't think he's ever been accused of any of that. There's a bunch of these people that are clean. And it's look, man, it's just, it's such a dirty business. See, I bet you there's a correlation between the people that are clean and the people that have haven't been doing it for that long. I think if you stick around, once you start getting him committees, and because that's the real power, once you start being on these committees, and being a chair, and this and that, you start, because that's when you deal directly with industries, and they start grabbing you and shit. And then there's also this thing where you retire, and you go work for them. Yeah, and you don't, they ain't letting you get it. They ain't letting no new people get committees. That's true. Nah, nah. No, no, no, no. So it's like, they're not letting you,

they're not letting you near any of the real power unless you play ball. Exactly. You know, either you don't lose corruption, or we got you on tape doing some, but you ain't, yeah, we're all dirty. So we, yeah, that's why every time, like this, regardless of how much they fight in public, Democrats and Republicans, every time it's time to get a self-array, they all vote yes. It's never no filibusters, never no controversy. They all, like, yeah, I'll take a little more money. Right. Well, that's also why they haven't stopped this insider trading thing. Yeah, is there both doing it? It's why they won't release the Epstein Founds, is why they won't tell us who shot Kennedy. Some, because only the things that, it's also why they have this, like, blind support of Israel, you know, because they know why. To get paid. Payed in paid. Yeah. Or blackmailed. Paid or blackmailed, or both? Paid blackmailed or both? Or there's a lot of those kooky fundamentalist Christians that have an allegiance to Israel because they think Jesus is going to come back there.

I guess I didn't think about that. Oh, there's a ton of them. There's a ton of them, like, Huckabee-type characters. What, what, what, what, what, when you telling me something about the Old Testament when I walked in? We were talking, Jamie was bringing up something about Moses. We're going to bring that up. We're going to get back to the old story. Yeah. It was just like following the story of, I guess it'd be like literally following the story and just sort of, like, you know, putting it through a filter about things I know. Or do we know now? Yeah, I might lost it all in a second. But like, yeah, I guess what do you know about that story off the gate? Which part of the story? You were talking about the 10 commandments? Well, it's not Moses found. That's Moses in the Burning Bush's Exodus 3. I guess it's Hellic titled, that's where he finds the 10 commandments. So he sees a burning bush, or a bush that is burning and not burning up, you know, like not being consumed by the fire? Correct. And then an angel of God speaks to him. Tells him to take off his shoes because he's on holy ground. And then depending on which reading of the buyer translation

you're finding, he either finds the tablets or they're like presented to him or something, he then takes the tablets down off of the mountain, sees the people worshipping a golden calf, breaks the tablets, then they have to go make them again. And this is where I started getting in this place of where I was like researching like language and cuneiform and whatnot. And I was like, how many people back then knew actually how to write, read, and then how like, we've gone on sidetracks with it might be an occasion bush and he might have been, you know, high on DMT or something like that. Oh, he was probably not. And so like it says he found them. So like what did he find? And I think that's a big part of a lot of these ancient religious stories. And there's a bunch of scholars out of the University of Jerusalem that they first came up with this theory, that the Akashitri, the burning bush was in fact a psychedelic plant. And this, like what happens when you smoke DMT?

You have crazy experiences and visions, you meet entities. And this is probably what, he probably got a giant dose of DMT from a burning bush. Yeah, I think that that's also didn't Joseph Smith also find some tablets. Yeah. I think, I'm always fascinated by people like the people that had found the religions and stuff because it's like, how care is mad that you have to be for people to buy that? For you like going to wisdom, come back and go, hey, I spoke to God. And this, he told me this was all the rules. It's not me saying it. It's like, because think about who you would believe that would say that today. A good day starts with a solid morning routine. So if something's missing, if your body isn't getting what it needs, everything can feel off. A.G.1 is designed to help fill the holes. Their next gen formula is dialed in with over 75 ingredients, minerals, vitamins, adaptogens, and more, clinically shown to fill nutrient gaps and increase healthy gut bacteria.

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Where were you? You found a bush, the bush was on fire. Shut the fuck up. Especially if you started asking me for money. Right. But there's a lot of people that they're not confident at all and they're very easily persuaded. And those people fall in line, like people that fall into cults, like the cult that owned the building that I almost bought, that one world theater that you've ever watched that documentary? That guy, I mean, he was, he was basically an obvious cook. He was a gay porn star and a hypnotist. And developed this cult out of his yoga students. And if you ever taken yoga before, very, it gets very culty. There's a lot of people that are teaching the yoga, that they, they, like, there's yoga teachers that are very cool and just really cool, peaceful spiritual people that really enjoy teaching yoga, making people's lives better. For sure. But there's also people that get into a position of power, like being the spiritual leader of a yoga class and then they started using that power. That's the story of like Beakroom. Like if you, you know, you've watched the documentary on that guy,

the did Beakroom's joke, he's fucking everybody. He was a wild dude. He had Rolls Royces, like he was living like, like a psychopath. And it's all cult stuff. It's like you have that kind of power over these people. Was he also fucking people's wives? I'm sure he was. Because that feels like, no, but I mean, it feels like that's a through line. Oh, yeah. In a lot of cults, like, Beakroom. At some point, he's like, I'm supposed to be fucking your wife. God told me I get to fuck your wife, yeah. It, this is a present amount of comics that were raised in cults or escaped cults. Kurt Madsker. Yeah. Kurt Mads, Abby Robears. I forget her name. It's a girl at the mothership. That is like, I've met, I probably met like maybe five or six comics that were like, oh, yeah, I was in a cult. Makes sense. Well, Ari was Orthodox Jewish, like heavily, like studying the Torah 12 hours a day, like the whole deal, lived in Israel and the kaboots. Like, he did the whole deal. What am I? Who?

Ari Shafir. Oh. Ari Shafir was deeply religious, deeply, deeply religious. And then, like, he got older. He got into his like early 20s. Like, what the, this is fucking nonsense. Like, what the fuck are we doing? And then he became a comic. Like, did a full 180. Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm gonna do with whatever you want to do. Yes. Well, especially what he's been through with, you know, being in that religious environment, like hyper religious environment, he is just completely allergic to any rules, any, any, any authority, any people telling people what to do and how to behave and how to thank fuck you. He's has none of that in him. Well, this is the truth, man. This is what I found is that most of the time, the people telling you how you suppose to, it's like people that make it their whole personality to tell other people how to live, they usually are living like shit. They don't have some shady shit almost every time. It's definitely that. And then there's another thing that happens with people that don't have kids in particularly.

And it happens with, I mean, I want to generalize, but it seems, it's Republicans too, but it's a lot of liberal women. Liberal women with no children want to turn the world into their children. They want to like, scold the world. Like, they're doing the wrong thing. And they're worried about the environment. And they're worried about the future. And they're worried about voting. And they're worried about rights. And they're worried about the immigrants. They're worried about the this. And they're worried about the that. They're taking care of the world like it's the child that they don't have. Those are some of my good things. Well, it depends on which angle you're taking on any of these things. You know, I mean, you use those things as an excuse to be a cunt. Then they're not good things. You know? Well, I just heard a lady talking about this. She called it, I don't want to fuck it up. She called it, um, fuck, don't worry about it. Is that very same thing? No, but people that don't have children? No, no, no.

She was talking more along the lines of like, of what of like cancel culture and what it's born out of. Basically like defining yourself. She called it like slave morality. Your master master slave morality, what she was saying, like, the ruling class traditionally defines themselves as like the way they behave as good and just. Like, you know, things like being beautiful and being successful and also, and then the slave morality is defining yourself as not those things. Right? Like you're saying it like, I'm a good person because I'm not those things. And then you have to, um, to, I'm going to fuck this up. You're going to have, and then you have to demonstrate that morality by punishing people. Master and slave morality to opposing value systems introduced by the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche in his 1887 book on the genealogy of morality. Master morality is an active self-affirming value system created by the strong, wealthy,

and ruling class definition of good. Masters look at themselves and define what is good based on their own traits, such as strength, power, nobility, beauty, courage, and wealth. Definition of bad. Bad is simply a secondary descriptive term for what is common, plain, or low, not evil. Perspective, it's an inward looking, uh, it's inward looking and focuses on action and achievement rather than reacting to others. Slave morality is reactive, defensive value system, born from resentment, resentment? Why does it say resentment? Is that how you say it? Deep-seated resentment. What is it, but it's, what is resentment of every single word? Deep-seated resentment, oh, it's deep-seated resentment, it's deep resentment, and powerlessness experienced by the oppressed or the herd. Definition of evil. Slave's begin by defining what they fear or cannot attain in their oppressors as evil. For example, power, pride, wealth, and strength.

Definition of good. Good is created in reaction to evil, defined as the opposite of the master's traits, praising humility, meekness, obedience, empathy, and forgiveness. Well, the interesting thing is, cancel culture does not have much forgiveness. No, but what does it have? Empathy for opposing thoughts. No, but the one and I saw speaking, she goes into that about how like you, you get to the point where because, because human beings are all those things, right? It's like you, you try to define yourself as one or the other, you have to reinforce your morality by basically, let me put it in my own words. Everyone is looking for a reason to be there oneself. Like you're looking for a reason to be evil, to like exercise your, your nastiness in the way to do that is by defining someone else as bad. So then you get to say, you know, I'm, it's like normally I would never burn down somebody's house, but they voted for such and such. Like normally I would never, you know, yell at someone's kids,

but they had this sticker on it. It's like you, you start having to define what other people are so that you can espouse your morality. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. It's weak people. We're all looking for, I think it's just human nature. Yeah, but that's a weakness to not, to not be able to objectively look at why Europe said it things is a weakness. It's a psychological weakness. But we all have weak spots where there's things that you don't, that you are not objective about. Sure. Like you have blind spots, you know? Yes. Or it's like you hear somebody die and the first thing you want to know is, why did they die? Right? Because you're trying to figure out, you're trying, you're looking for a reason to not care. No. Oh yeah, yeah. I don't do that. What if, okay, let me tell you something, what about tell you? I never looked for a reason to not care. What if I tell you somebody died doing something stupid? Well, you know, people doing something stupid is stupid. I mean, it's not that I don't care. It's not like I'm looking for a reason to not care. Well, okay. It's like I'm looking for a reason whether or not it should be really sad or really upset.

Right. Or you can go like it. Well, you know, you know, that's what it is. Like you maybe you're not looking for a reason to not care. But when you get one, you go, oh, thank God. You know, I don't have to like go through the emotions because that do scrap yourself to a rocket. Yeah, well, there's always people like that. There's always people that do stupid shit that you don't feel bad for if they die. And interesting enough, it's more men than women. But don't want to feel bad. Yeah, I never laugh when women die. Like, but men die if men die doing something stupid, like it would do runs with the bulls and he gets a horn up his ass hole. It's like, okay, bro. Yeah, I'm trying to think of how they're doing. Why are you doing that? If I've ever laughed at a woman dying, I feel bad when women are. I think so. Yeah, bro, I have so like, I was telling the homie just a little bit like, I got the captain say, well, hold gene from both sides. It's a dominant. It's not recessive. I'm such a soft like you're a compassionate person. Girl tears just I'm just all right. Fine, take it. Take whatever you want. You're a nice person. That's what it is.

But it can be manipulated with the wrong ladies. Yep, facts. That's all it is. It's just you just got to find a good woman. And if you find just good people in general and then you won't be, you don't have to worry about being manipulated because they're not trying to manipulate you. But you have to be manipulated a bunch of times to recognize the pattern. And you go, okay, I have definitely watched, I have definitely watched videos of women getting hurt and laughed. Well, I watched as one Mexican lady lay some bitches out on six street. And I wanted to sign her for the US city. Really? Whoo! This chick had a fucking haymaker, dude. She was wide and she gets in a brawl with these chicks. The shoes are off immediately and this girl's throwing bombs like a mandinunez right hand. I mean, flatline them chicks. She filmed it. I didn't watch it personally. I was a little sick street. I was a little sick. I can't walk around. This one, is it? No, no, no, no. This bitch was stout. Those are white chicks. They can't fight. As soon as you see this, as soon as you see the leaning back and the punching at the same time, nothing good's happening.

This chick was talking her chin and throwing like this. She was throwing power shots. She was flatline in chicks. Oh, this girl? Nope, that's not it. They're doing the same thing. See the leaning back? There's no power in leaning back. She punched her in the nose. That's all that is. I think it's Dan says you were saying it. Yeah, bad posture, terrible form. This lady at one point in time, someone taught her how to punch or she's just a natural talent. Some people, yeah, some people can. Some people have natural talent. Yeah, because that's the things, like, if they deserve it, I'll watch and get punched. Bro, my friend Tommy, my friend Tommy Jr. Have you met him? Tommy? No. One of my oldest friends. He's been my friend for 35 years. He had this girl that he was dating for a while. And he was always telling me, she was like a strong girl. She worked out a lot. He's like, dude, she can punch man. That fucking machine, she can punch. I go really? So I'm skeptical, but I'm open-minded. And I go, how hard do you punch? She goes, I punch fucking hard. And I go, okay, hit my hand. And she hit my hand. I held my hand up and she fucking cracked my hand to the point where,

like, oh, that could knock me out. That could knock me out. I just found the writers. You said hit my hand. I fucking hit play out. Oh, damn it. I hit play on that one. And that was it. Where is it? It's right here. Sensitive con. Yep, that's her. Look at that. No shoes. Bro, bro, look at that punch. I'm gonna watch this again. Watch this again. Back it up to the beginning. I cast a part. It's an Instagram video. This chick, okay, she's got sandals on. She's not barefoot. This is earlier in the video. I think it starts off with the highlight, you know. And then, bro, you'll show it. Yeah, her shoes do come off, right? This chick can fucking crack, dude. Yeah, shout out to the Texas Street fights guy. Try it. Watch it again. All right. Here we go. Ready? Watch this. Boom! See the hips? See the hips in the shoulder? From now, every time I come on the podcast, I just want to do this. Bro, that girl can fight. That girl can, look at her throw that chick down. She's stout, too. Ground and pound. Vicious. Sign her up. That first punch was incredible.

And then the hip toss. Hammer, dude. She threw a hammer. All body was into that. She pushed off her feet. Everything. That was excellent. If I was her coach, I'd be like, fuck, yeah. That was great. God damn. So you gotta be, if you got, if you get mumbles, like there, you gotta be careful, man, because you can kill somebody. Oh, 100%. You know, 100%. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. Yeah, she's not even looking. Yeah, the girl's looking away, too. This bitch, she doesn't even, she doesn't even know the fight started. But one more time, give me one more time. Boom! Oh my god. Flatline. You know, that's like, she, now she never had a concussion. You watch, you saw her foot was moving? Not only that, her head bounced off the ground. That's the scary part. You fucking around, man. The scary part is when the head bounces off the ground. That's when people die. I'm so glad I'm at days now. I ain't trying to fight no more for good bodies. Yeah, fuck that. But you know, when you, when you, when you, when you get 20s and you're like, fucking, what's up, damn? Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. I never go so many, that should go wrong so many ways. I never gotten fights.

I got in a couple fights in high school. That's it. And before that, I got in a couple fights. I was very, very few amount of street fights in my career. Yeah. All organized. I've had a lot of organized fights. A lot of agreed to fights. I've had a lot of like matches where I knew I was preparing for and had fights. You know, the last time I got into a serious fight, man, it was when I was still, I was still, I was a door, a door man at an Irish pub. Irish pubs are famous. Yeah. And I remember this dude had, um, he came with, he forgot his ID. Him and his girl came and she had a ID and he had his. And then he went back to get his ID, his girl started drinking. He was gone for like an hour. And then, and she kept coming out, talking my fucking head up, coming out, talking my fucking head up. Because that's how you can tell when people drunk. They'll tell you the same story they told you 10 minutes ago. And, and the last time she came out to talk to me,

she, she left her phone on my, I had like a little table beside me. And then she came back out to smoke again and, and the boyfriend came up behind her and like picked her up, you know, romantic, whatever. And, and I went to go, hey, you left your phone and I turned to point at the phone and he just clocked me in my, my head bounced against the, uh, like, you know, the frame of the door. And, and we get right to it, you know, I'm whipping this boy's ass real bad and the, and the cops come out of nowhere. This is in, this is insane Diego. This is a, I think it's Adam's avenue, but it's, it's where, like, it's like, it's basically like six streets, like, yeah, and, and the cops just come out of nowhere. Do do do do do, and they were all on my side. They put us both in handcuffs and then they was like, what happened? And the barge was like, he works here and fuck that guy. Oh, and I was like, what are you? I was like, well, fuck, go. Anyway, that guy, later on, I found out that guy, he ended up beating the shit out of the girl, getting arrested, you know, but he just hit me for no reason. And what was so funny is when I start whipping his ass, he, he completely,

he was like a psycho. He completely, he was like, why are you doing this? What's happened? Like, and he just, he just punched the shit out of me for no reason at all. Never said two words to this dude, except, do you have your ID? He just punched the fuck out. Like, he went straight from like showing his girl all his affection and then punching me in the face. It's probably on drugs. He's probably on drugs or some kind of, he probably got some kind of mental health issue. What do you call it? Emotional dysregulation or something like that? Moveswing? Definitely not a healthy person. Because I don't think it was like, it wasn't, it like he, he didn't, he wasn't, he wasn't acting confused. He was actually confused as to why I was whipping his ass. You understand what I'm saying? It wasn't acting. It wasn't, it wasn't, because I, it didn't give me that vibe of like, when he was trying to like get people to come help. Right? It wasn't like that. He was genuinely like, what, why are you doing this? What's going on? Like, he seriously didn't understand. Did you have glasses on at the time?

No, I was, I should have, I was supposed to, but I just, that's a real problem, isn't it? You punched the glasses on? That's never happened to me. Really? No, I just recently started caring about my vision. Dude, I knew a lot of guys would fight in the UFC with contacts on. That's insane. Yeah. I know a dude who got staff infection on his eyeball, because he picked up his contact off the mat and put it back in his eye. That's, that is, see, that's what I mean. See, I don't care about that guy. I don't care. Because why would you, he's a kid. That was always a child. No, but you know, 18, 19 year old kid, it didn't take better. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think he got really fucked up from it too. I don't know if he lost his eye, but it was like a serious problem. You never heard of that more than once. It's kind of scary. See, that's the thing. If it's harmless and you did some stupid shit, it's definitely funny. Right. If it's harmful and you were doing some stupid shit,

right, it's 50, 50. If it's harmful and you were doing some stupid shit trying to harm somebody else, it's funny every single time. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You go to throw a punch and you slip and fall down a fly, stay there as a break your leg. Yeah, that's one of my areas. That's one of my first thing when you tell me somebody die, I'm like, how did they die? You don't get to say it's private or respect the family. Yeah. If you're not going to tell me how they died, then keep it to yourself. Because I need to know how to feel. What's that story I tell on stage about the missionary who delivered the Bible to the uncontacted tribe and they murdered them? Like, nobody feels bad for that guy. No. No. Because I think deep down we are mind your business people. It's like, hey, you should have been out of your business. You know, it's like those people, because it takes work to stay uncontacted. Sorry to. They're stuck. Those people are stuck. Nor central people are stuck. What's really crazy if you know the story behind them, you understand why they're so hostile to outsiders? Why? Because there was a guy named Commander Maurice Vidal Portman

and he was this explorer slash pervert who was traveling around like an English gentleman who was traveling around to these islands. And he would do weird shit. Like, he would dress them up weird and take photos of them and make like these descriptions of him. He like one wrote about this one guy. He had testicles the size of a Sparrow's egg. Like, he's describing this guy's testicles. So he's doing some freak shit to these people. They also kidnap. How big is a Sparrow's egg? Why is that the... I don't know, I guess I've read a little. He just was comparing. Um, guy had little testicles. It probably malmourished. He's stuck on a fucking island. Like, these people were direct descendants of... You know, this place, Nor central island and this island chain that's out there. They're completely uncontacted. And this Nor central island only has 39 people roughly estimated living on it. And they're stuck. And they have been visited in the past by people but it's went horribly wrong. And one of them, they kidnapped... I think they kidnapped two children

and possibly they're a grandparent as well. And then they gave them something like the flu or some sort of a disease and the people died. They had no immunity to these outside diseases. Just like the Native Americans didn't. You know, when the Europeans showed up, you know, this is the thing that killed literally 90% of Native Americans died from like smallpox. Because it just spread like wildfire. They had no immunity. Oh, it's bad. Like, when people talk about the genocide of North America, of Native Americans, yes, absolutely. They definitely murdered a lot of the Native American tribes. However, the vast majority of them died from disease. Like, let's throw that into our AI sponsor perplexity. Is this... What percentage of Native Americans died from disease because of the European settlers? I think it's really high. Are these people you were talking about yesterday that they don't have a... No, no, no, no. That was different. That's the guy from the Amazon

who went to live with these people. What... How do you say their name again? Peter Ha? The Peter Ha people. Fascinating. Wow, that was one of the most interesting podcasts I've had in a long time. The guy was really cool. Roughly 50 to 90% of Indigenous people in many effective regions died in epidemics after European contact. Some older, continent-wide estimates put disease-related losses as high as about 90 to 95%. Fuck, dude. God damn. Fuck. Just fucking imagine that. I mean, imagine you've got no medication and then on top of that, you have no immunity to these dirty Europeans or coming over and fucking everybody and... Smallpox measles influence a typhus and others. Everything. Everything. The fucking full Monty. Crazy. They're my... I guess damn, I didn't know the difference.

That's what happens in that scale. Oh, especially when you're dealing with Europeans that are living in these squalor-like conditions. So Native Americans lived in these nomadic, especially the Comanche. Nomadic tribal existence where they were... They had tents and horses and they were traveling around and going to different places. They didn't live in their own shit. So the Europeans were living in these fucking places where they take a pot of shit and throw it out the window. Their streets were filled with horse shit. They had shit everywhere. And they were wrong about why people were getting sick. You know, it's like they didn't realize like, oh, the shit is in the drinking water. Yeah, it's everywhere. Yeah, because they back then, you know, there was a time where they believed in like vapors and... You know what I'm talking about? Like that time where everything was... was spirits and alignment. And they just... They were just completely wrong about why people were getting sick down river. They didn't know what... It took a long time for people to connect. They didn't know what... Oh, because we're shitting up here and then we're pumping out drinking water.

Well, the first doctor to realize that you should wash your fucking hands before you operate on people or give birth or help someone give birth. Though no one thought that was necessary. They didn't realize like, you have disease. You have germs in your fucking hands. He was ridiculed. The first doctor that said that, I think we should wash our hands. Like, fuck out of the way. Who is that guy? Why don't we celebrate that guy? I know. We should. I think probably the medical staff would probably do. He might... He may have saved more lives than anyone. Right. Yeah. I mean, you got to think before they had microscopes, they were just guessing. Well, at least when did it... When did it start being a thing to wash your hands? Well, for physicians, here's the guy. Ignas Semmelweis. Oh, that's why we don't celebrate in your name, sorry to say. Too rough. You can't have two... You can't have two hard names. Hungarian medical doctor and scientist of German descent who is an early pioneer of antiseptic procedures, known as the Savior of Mothers. Postpartum infection also known as purple...

purple fever or child bed fever was common in the 19th century and often fatal. Semmelweis demonstrated that the incidence of infection could be drastically reduced by requiring healthcare workers in obstetricle clinics to disinfect their hands. In 1847, he proposed hand washing with chlorinated lime solutions at Vienna General Hospital's first obstetricle clinic where doctors' words had thrice the mortality of midwives' words. Wow. I think it's obstetricle. Obstetricle? But I don't feel like we've got to say it again. Obstetricle. It's funny how you can live to 59 years old and never have said a word. Oh. And then it just shows up. How many times do you say thrice? Thrice. I'm going to say it all the time now. I have thrice stunts. I only say... I only see it written. I never hear anybody say that. Thrice. Yeah. Who says thrice? If you say thrice in a regular conversation, yeah, you're flexing. You're something. Or if you say tertiary? Tertiary conditions.

No, that's one of my favorite words. Tertiary. Because it's the only word I know of that means that. Sometimes it's a handy one. Right? Yeah. Because before I learned that word, I would just be like, you know, secondary, but more. And then to for it, when I heard tertiary, I was like, that's it. Tertiary. They beat him up and killed him for fucking telling everybody to wash his hands. What? And I threw him in the mental institution. Where are you on the internet? Oh my god. Despite his research, Semmelwise's observations conflicted with the establishment, scientific views of the time. The established scientific views of the time and his ideas were rejected by the medical community. He could not offer a theoretical explanation for his findings of reduced mortality due to hand washing. Additionally, some doctors were offended by the suggestion that they should wash their hands. And mocked him for it. In 1865, the increasingly outspoken Semmelwise purportedly suffered a nervous breakdown was committed to an asylum by his colleagues. In the asylum, he was beaten by the guards.

He died 14 days later from a gangrenous wound on his right hand. They may have been caused by the beating. I guess you could say he was the doctor Fouchy of his time. The opposite. He was and then he got gangrene from an infection, which is even crazier. He died from a fucking infection from his beating. God damn. And then Louis Pasteur is the guy I've heard that name meant to him. Yeah, I've heard Louis Pasteur. He confirmed the germ theory, giving Semmelwise's observations of scientific explanation. And then Joseph Lister. Is that from Listerine? Probably. Acting on Pasteur's research, pioneered antiseptal surgical methods with great success. Click on Joseph Lister. Is he responsible for Listerine? Or maybe like it's because his name was like, so ubiquitous when they were talking about. Was his name like a name that was synonymous with antiseptics? Who invented Listerine?

Why don't you just google that? Well, because I would imagine I didn't know I was walking into the one of the longest Wikipedia. I thought it was just going to be like, look at all this shit on Joseph Lister. Okay, he's done a bunch of stuff. Damn. God damn. He was getting worked on. That's a guy that was not lazy. A third of the way down. Damn. That dude did a lot of work. Thank God for those people, right? Thank God for those people that are out there investigating germs and diseases and Listerine. Listerine is named after Joseph Lister. That's it. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, of course. Because people probably at the time, back then when Listerine was invented, you know. 1879. Yeah. There you go. And they're not careful. Now it's like a, it's kind of like ubiquitous now, right? Yeah, well, the other thing about like mouthwash, I hear that mouthwash is actually not good for you. I was reading this thing.

God, it was quite a while ago. They were talking about athletics. They were talking about like athletic performance and gains in terms of like the, when you're training, like how well you recover and how good you get, how strong you get afterwards, that it's diminished by mouthwash. What? Yeah, yeah. See if you can find that. Which makes sense, right? You're gut bacteria and all the fucking like, like for instance, if you take antibiotics, if you're going to take antibiotics, if you take antibiotics and try to work out, holy shit. Bro, you feel so tired. You feel so exhausted. Are there fighters that stink on purpose, like it's part of their strategy? Oh, yeah, definitely. Really? Is that a lot of work? Oh, yeah, yeah. Did you just do guys used to do it all the time? They used to not wash their ghee at all. It would smell like ammonia. Are you allowed to do that?

I don't know. We'll find out. Anti-bacterial mouthwash is plausibly linked to exercise physiology, but has not been proven to meaningfully worsen race time strength or overall athletic performance and healthy people. The main concern is that it can suppress oral bacteria involved in producing nitric oxide, a molecule important for blood vessel dilation and oxygen delivery. Okay, there it is. Thanks, perplexity. Thank you, perplexity. Let me take a biagro. And then beetroot. Beats are really good for converted to nitric oxide in your body. Why? It's, I don't know. There's something about beats in general. Well, it says right here, dietary nitrite, found in foods such as leafy greens in beetroot can be converted by certain mouth bacteria into nitrite, which the body can then use to make nitric oxide. Nitric oxide helps regularly blood flow, blood pressure, and potentially muscle oxygenation during and after exercise. I know a lot of dudes that will drink beetroot shots before they work out.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, that beetroot apparently gives you a little bit of extra juice. So, so that's saying, if you depend on those type of foods, then you're killing the bacteria in your mouth that helps convert them to something usable. Yes. It kills your body's ability to diminish your performance, maybe somewhat, but you know, people are always looking for every possible edge. So, if it turns out that like, you use some mouthwash and it'll just take a little bit out of your endurance and a little bit out of your race time or a little bit out of your ability to go into the third, fourth, and fifth round. Yeah, I mean, it's going to, if it does mess with your body's nitric oxide, it's gigantic. It'll be more motivation because it's like, imagine if you do all of that, and then don't win, you know, and then, because it's okay to be a funky breath champion. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? But you can brush your teeth.

You don't just don't use mouthwash. Oh, yeah. It's not the wrong with brushing your teeth. Right, right. No, it's like, let's like, kill all of the bad breath germs. No, but there's a lot of people that also believe that one of the reasons why people get so many skin infections is because we wash so much and that we've managed to nuke all of the external flora, the skin flora that we have that usually used to protect people from things. No, yeah, I can't believe that. Yeah, that makes sense. I can't believe that for sure. Yeah, well, I mean, why do we have to wash all the time? If other than the fact that you don't want to smell, but take that away and what would be like the natural reason why you would be created in a way that you must wash yourself all the time or you can get sick? That's crazy. That doesn't even make sense. No animals are like that. Like, my dog goes a week without washing and he's fine. I take him to the groomers once a week. Unless he gets in the pool or goes in the lake, he's not washing. They're fine. But I bet you, I bet you was kind of like, I bet you humans are kind of like,

like, you know how, maybe it was you that told me that if you have a pig and it gets out. Oh, yeah. And you like, say you put a track on him. When you find him, he's going to be a different animal. Yeah. You know, I think maybe like if you just release a human into the wild, they would, you would start not needing to, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Like your body would change in a way that, this is my theory. I bet that makes sense in terms of your skin. Yeah, because when you hear your stories from the ancient world and stuff, you never really, it's not a lot of like, epidemic or funky motherfuckers. Wasn't there a dude who was like the world's dirtiest man and they found this guy and they washed him and then he died. No, that was a different guy. Yeah. The dude who's like the, it was like, is a famous photo of this guy. He's like caked in dirt and I think they washed him off and he died shortly afterwards. Picture. Yeah, there's the dude. Oh, buddy. No. Look at him. He's got smoking four cigarettes.

No, I'll take a soak. World's dirtiest man in Iran aged 94 years old. And the name says that. I don't know if it's accurate. Yeah, didn't wash for 60 years, died shortly after washing for the first time. Final of that's true though. But what? Put that in the proplexity. We made him, we made him wash. Well, he did die, but it's a matter of timing, you know. Right, but I mean, I'd like to know, even if it's just correlation that does not necessarily equal causation, I would like to know if he died shortly afterwards. He died a few months after bathing for the first time in 60 years, having been persuaded by the inhabitants of the village to do so. There you go. See, also, wait a minute. See, also dirty dick. Oh, you can't leave that alone. Come on. Really? Yeah, no, that's all about it. I love you, merchant, who refused to wash after his fiancee died on their wedding day. Oh, boy. Nathaniel Bentley, commonly known as dirty dick, was an English merchant who was known for his filthy and unwashed appearance. He came from a muddied background and received a good education. As a young man, he spoke several languages and dressed

in a dandified manner. And after his fiancee died on their wedding day, he just said, fuck it. He gave up on life. Why does it say you're on portal right there? Probably because it's propaganda. They're trying to get us. Do you know that we renamed Lake Ontario today? Yes. To Lake America. Lake Ontario is no longer Lake Ontario. It's Lake America. And we might be doing the land. Why do we do that? We might be doing Atlantic and Pacific. Could be, I saw. We're going to name them. I don't know what the ocean is. Yeah. But Lake Ontario has been Lake Ontario forever. Isn't it connected to Ontario? Yeah, it said it has something to do with church. Yeah, and what about the other people? It's in America or is in Canada? Parts in Ontario, correct? Oh, it's the Great Lakes. I mean, it touches both. Yeah, both all the lakes touch both. Okay, but what percentage of the land is on Canada versus America? I think it's literally, I mean, I could look it up. Yeah, this is an app, but it's really good. I think it could look it up. Yeah, it's a bit of an app, but it's, I think, on the map.

On the map, we're on. No, but also. I think it's 50-50. That's good. I also love it's exactly. President Trump, you got to stop fucking with the acronyms, man. Well, because I learned the Great Lakes, I've learned homes. That's how you know that's how you can name on a lakes, right? How they going to teach the kids now? Homes? Yeah, like Huron, Lake Ontario, Lake Michigan. What's next? Lake Erie and Lake Superior. Oh, the acronym. OK, I didn't learn that. No? I don't think so if I did, I forgot it. The greatest thing is those are all just melted glaciers. Really? Yep. No, nuts. Do they connect to the ocean? No. No. Do they? Yes. All of them? Well, they're the same Lawrence. The lake. The ones inside? Like Michigan? Like that one connects the ocean? They're all connected to each other. Oh, wow. They're connected to the, I think, the Stain and Lords. They express way whatever they let's go. Oh, maybe this one's not. I think like, like, Ontario is connected.

The one in Illinois. What's the one in Illinois? I just know that because that's how the Ohio got used for shipping. Well, actually, even the one in Illinois, it makes sense that it would be connected to the ocean because they find sharks up there. You know, they found sharks in Illinois. You know, crazy. This is bull sharks can live in fresh water. So they've swam all the way from the fucking ocean, all the way up to Illinois. In fresh water. And that's... The Ontario Service is the outlet to the Atlantic via the St. Lawrence River. But how do they... And they're all connected. So all of them are connected somehow to the ocean. God, I thought they were just in the middle. I thought, like, there's no way in the middle. But that makes sense. But what's the purpose of changing the name? Oh. Could distract you from the fact that we're in a war that we can't win or run? Yeah. Just making these sense. Like, who cares? It's Lake Ontario. Well, it's a good name. We've had that name forever. Yeah, it's weird. Like, these problems are just now.

They love to solve a problem. Like, they love to make up a problem for themselves to solve. So you feel like they're doing stuff? Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's like, I don't... I don't understand what we get out of that. It was that, like, fucking Canada? Is that what that is? You know, it's really wild. Like, these lakes, right, they... At one point in time, so at one point in time, most of North America was covered in, like, a mile plus high sheet of ice. And then at the end of the ice age, all that shit melts probably with the younger dry ice impact. It's probably very rapid. Oh, that video. We gotta show that the... the Paul thing. And then, uh, after that, they melt and becomes a lake. How do I let the fish get in there? Are they getting in there from the ocean? And why are there fresh water fish in there? How long does that take? Because if this whole thing where North America was under ice is recently as 11,000 years ago, how the fuck are they... fresh water fish? How are the fresh water fish getting in there?

Like, where are they coming from? Probably the ocean. Right. But fresh water fish in the ocean... Did they evolve, become fresh water over time? How much time does that take? You know what I'm saying? Because if it's only 11,000 years... Well, how do those... How do those sharks do it? You said those sharks... No. That's different. Those sharks can exist in fresh water. So the bull sharks in particular. The gray lakes are connected to other sources of water as well. Yeah, like other rivers and other lakes. Right, but wasn't all that frozen as well? Uh... At one point in time. If the entire North American continent was like three-quarters was covered in like a mile plus high-sheet device, real recently. It couldn't have been that recently. Oh, yeah. It was that recently. It was like, I think... Is recently as 11,000 or 12,000 years ago. Oh, right there. It's taken 9,000 years. I might not have, you know, that's not quick. So, fish were in the Great Lakes soon after the last, I say it's roughly 10 to 14,000 years ago. Yeah. And then they started, you know, fishing as long as... Yeah, I guess you're right, dang it. Like, that's not a little bit of years.

No, it's definitely a lot of years. Yeah. But it's interesting that they're fresh water fish. Right? So if the water is connected from the ocean... I think it's just that. That's not a time for something to evolve. And turn into a fresh water. So it couldn't be from the ocean. It could, it must be that either they're these kind of fish that transition, like salmon do. You know, salmon go from freshwater to saltwater, and they go back and forth. So they spawn in the rivers, and then they go back out to the ocean. So maybe it's that all fresh water fish can... I don't think they can. Was it, I always know the question, was it frozen all the way down? Because I can't eat you ice fish. Oh, yeah. Ice fish, a mild deep. I don't know. No, I think... There's a little mild. I think it was solid ice covering ground. I mean, I think it's like going fishing in down Antarctica. I mean, I think it's just a big giant ice cap. Yo, I just ran fishing during the ice age. I just read something about the Black Sea.

Have you heard about the Black Sea? Like, if you go far enough, like, once you get down to a certain point in the Black Sea, like a 100 or 200... Yes, people were fishing in North America during the final part of the ice age. Though the clear is early evidence. Okay, this is... That's different. What does it go up a little bit? Archaeologists found direct evidence that people in Central Alaska caught fresh water fish about 13,000 years ago. The identified fish include Burbit first, followed by Northern Pike and Whitefish. The remains came from human settlement content, content rather than natural deposits. Will perplexity give you porn? Never tried. What do you want? You were goddamn loud. You were dirty, man. It's not hard to find porn. I don't need perplexities help. But I didn't know that all got to the top. How long is it going to be before they can create it? What the thing is, what people do... Stations on... I don't know. I mean, what? What is the best...

He's like, I don't know what we're talking about. I forgot. I forgot I had no nothing. I've never seen a band's fun. What is the best large language model for creating porn? Probably true. As far as our Duncan would say, it's like some Chinese model. Because all the guardrails are off. The Chinese ones, they let the gates wide open. They encourage the innovation. That's where they're going to win. I mean, they already win it. They're winning with drones. That's for sure. Their drones are so much more advanced in ours. They already win it. Because I forget, I don't know if it was a guy you had on him before, but he was talking about how... Like the big difference over there is like, even though they have capitalism, it's not a capital of the system because the capital has no power over the government. Right. Like a rich person in China can't... They can't get a law passed. No, and if you talk any shit, they'll disappear. Yeah, and I'll take your money.

Yeah. So it was only... Once we started shipping our jobs over there, our manufacturing jobs, it was only a matter of time. It's not going to happen in my lifetime. You don't mean... But a matter of time for what? Before they beat us, economically. Like, probably your great-grandkids are going to be learning Mandarin. You know? You really believe that? Interesting. Have you ever heard people say that they're the estimates of population that are overestimated by a lot? By a lot. Oh, like, it's not really two billion people over there? I don't know how many they really say. I've tried to look like not a lot more than they do. It's hard to know because they're not going to tell you the truth and they're not going to tell you they lied. Right. And it's also they had that weird one-child policy which really fucked them up. It set them back a lot. A lot because then they had all these boys and no girls for the boys. Like, it's the dumbest idea of all time. You have a whole nation where you at 60% boys can't get laid.

Or whatever the fuck it is. I mean, it's tough when you do, when you, when Paul Pot, how many people do he kill? He killed mad people and it was like, it's still too many people to feed. Jesus Christ. That's what's scary when the resources are low and the government solution. You talking about them now? Now they don't. Yeah. That's spooky. It's spooky though. Too many people who got a star of him. We got to kill him. I don't know if that's the reason he gave that it was too many people. He also killed quite a few. Or as responsible for. Yeah. Paul Pot. Yeah, but that was a China though. Yeah, it was. Roughly responsible for the deaths of 1.5 to 2 million people in Cambodia. And he did it over four years. Oh, what was his, what was his reason? So many people. Oh. Mass executions and political persecution. Forced removal of city residents into rural labor camps. Starvation disease, overwork, torture,

and lack of medical care. Targeting a perceived political opponents, educated people, educated people. That's crazy. Ethnic Vietnamese. I don't know what that word is. Cham, Cham Muslims, Chinese Cambodians, religious groups and others. Fuck, the Cameroon Rouge. I feel like a lot of these people, they dictate are wrong. If I'm gonna start a slave camp, I'm gonna keep the slaves healthy. They don't know the word. Well, you know who arguably did it, right? I'm a low market doffy. I'm a low market doffy. Yeah, Libya. He had labor camps? No, but as a dictator, he arguably did it right. Like he was a dictator of Libya, but everybody had a home. Everybody had an education. If you had a particular skill, and you needed to be educated overseas, he would send you overseas and pay for it. Yeah, but then he started trying to convince people to move away from the dollar. Exactly. He showed the knife up his ass. Literally. Yep, literally. They come stabbed in the ass. Oh, yeah, I've seen the video. Yeah, so it's like, they'll look on his face when those rebels capture him. You know who probably paid for that?

Us. USA'd. Damn, man. That kind of shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I think he felt betrayed somehow. Yeah. Well, he was. Yeah, he was. He got betrayed by his own people. Yeah, I mean, they'd convince them to do it. All you have to do is like, fund the rebels. You fund the rebels. You overthrow the dictator. That's what they do. It's literally what, I mean, you got it. I'll send you some Mike Benz stuff. It'll freak you out. It'll freak you out because the depth of it and how long it's been going on. And that literally, it's for stuff that's too dirty for the CIA. Do you, USA? I can use a little bit of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I, I don't know if that's exactly true of what he was doing. But I think that is what he was doing. He was trying to move away from the US dollar. Oh, yeah. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. And his thing is easy to be like, well, we shouldn't be murdering people for that. But. But it's like, if that,

if the world, if the dollar stops being the world's currency, we're as serious trouble. Yeah, he was also trying to establish the United States of Africa. He was trying to unite Africa. They never let that happen. Exactly. He was trying to do a law, shit. Um, before I forget that video from Nepal, the video, have you seen this? I don't even know. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. They had a, um, a damn burst. So there was a mudslide. Um, I'm not exactly sure. Wait, was that for you? I think that's, oh, it's real. I don't know what I mean. Avalanche. I think an avalanche started it. Watch this, dude. This is fucking crazy. Watch it from the beginning, please. Multiple views. This isn't the best. Go from the very beginning. Watch how quick this hits. So these people are hanging out. They're running away. They're running, trying to get out of there. But look how fast this comes on, man. Oh, yeah, you're not going to make it. But it's the speed of which it overcomes everything. It's so crazy. And the, the finality of it.

Look how it's blowing through that building. I mean, everything's gone. You said it's a better angle. Yeah, there's, there's multiple angles. But like, look how it does. It's going through the trees. Like you're not getting away from this. This is create, this is the one. This one's fucking terrifying. I just watch up on the top here. And these people are moving a pretty high speed, too, right? So they already know. They can see. Oh, yeah. Well, there's probably sirens going off and shit. But watch the fucking speed that this comes through. Man, no. Oh. Oh. Everything's wiped out. So what? Everything's wiped out. Is this an avalanche? Yeah. Yeah, it started as an avalanche in the dam broke. It's a series of events. Oh, the avalanche calls the dam to break, which calls the, uh-huh. Oh, wow. Of course, it's an earthquake caused it, but it seems like this caused the earthquake readings.

You know, there was some of them. It caused like a 5.2 reading on the scale. Bro, it's crazy when you watch the speed in which it overtakes buildings, man. It's fucking horrifying. Because you realize there's nothing you can do about it. Oh, no. I know these people. Are these people about to get 400 people in the message? This is after the thing had happened. After the fact, the people that survived. And what Jamie brought up earlier, Jamie, what you were talking about earlier was the stuff with Randall Carlson said about the melting of the ice caps. So the thing about, you know, the Great Lakes and how North America was covered in over a mile of ice, Randall Carlson has a very compelling theory that coincides with data that we know about when we passed through comet storms. And he thinks we were hit. And he thinks we were hit all over the world. And there's real evidence, like physical evidence in terms of core samples. And they do core samples and they get down to like 11,000 800 years. They find a lot of a lot of like material that exists that's very common in space,

but very rare on earth. And also microdiamonds. These microdiamonds that appear from impacts. And it's called a tritonite. And I think that's the way you pronounce it. But they first discovered this stuff during the Trinity explosion. Because the nuclear bomb created this microglass. This nuclear glass that's on the ground. Because just the sheer force of it. But it also happens during comet impacts. So when we get hit, it creates this glass. And aridium, which is like really common in space, but really rare on earth. There's like a layer of it. And you get done the like 11,800 years. And it's all over the world. All over the world was hit by this stuff. And particularly North America, he thinks it's responsible for the Great flood. The Great flood that's in the Bible. He thinks it's responsible for all the flooding that you see in North America. They like this, the Grand Canyon and all this crazy shit that looks like what the fuck happened here? Like what giant boulders that were moved like thousands of miles.

Like what the fuck is this? And he thinks it was just an insane amount of water. Instantaneously running over the land. So this these mile plus high sheets of ice, imagine comet slamming into the ice. It melts instantly. And you have fucking billions and trillions of gallons of water and debris just like that. Just crushing the land. And then when it settles down, you got the Great Lakes. Oh, so this is not that long ago. No, not that long ago. The Great Lakes are like 11,000 years old or 12,000 years old or whatever it is. They were frozen solid. But is there other, is there? So you're saying it's not there's not one big comic impact. Multiple impacts, not just here, but all over the world. And on top of that, it probably happened again somewhere around 10,000 years ago. Like it's, there's a time where we pass through it. And I think it's June and September, if I remember correctly, but it might be off.

But you know, this is when, you know what the Tunguska event is? Okay, so in, I want to say the 1920s, there was a comet that exploded before it impacted over this area of Alaska. Or was it Alaska? No, Siberia. Over this area of Siberia. And this area was fucking flattened and the photos are crazy. It looks like a nuclear bomb went off because it didn't hit, it didn't like impact the ground. It detonated above the surface. Just from the sheer speed of it coming in and the mass of it all, it hits our atmosphere and explodes. But it just flattens trees everywhere, all over it. And they had no idea what caused it. That's what it looks like today. Today, it's still this like flattened area. And then nuts. So that happened during the exact time where we pass through this comet storm regularly. So when do we pass through that comet storm?

Is it June? Say, yeah, we just did. Boop. We just did. So we passed through it in most of the time, it's fine. But every now and then it's not fine. And when it's not fine. Boom. So you think that years ago that there was just more... Yeah, June. So I believe it's June and either September or June and November. So that one's June. It's the Leonid. Isn't it the Leonid? Oh, the Torrid. Torrid meteor shower. When does the Torrid... When do we pass through the Torrid meteor, whatever? October? Okay. November. September, November. Yeah. So, time of November, peaking around October, 10th, 2026. So it's a regular thing in our... In our solar system that we passed through. So you think it was... You think there were... There were just more meteors back then? It was just more... No, I think there's still out there. It's just sometimes they hit,

sometimes they don't. And it takes a long time before one does hit or something, hence the... But that's why you're seeing meteor showers. When you see those lights in the sky, all the shooting stars, those are meteors. And if you go through a bad spot and we get hit, that's a civilization reset. Yeah, there's a bunch. I mean, they get close all the time. They're just not that big. Yeah. We just get lucky. Well, most of them... They just mostly burn up. Most of them burn up on reentry. Or entering into our atmosphere. But when they go, it's... It's so bright, man. It's so crazy. A few of hit houses in some recently. I didn't, something happened. Oh, yeah. Someone went through someone's house. A meteorite. Scary fucking shit, dude. Because there's not a whole lot they can do about it. And I think that's probably what the flood myth was all about. Insurance won't cover it. Everyone's dead. It doesn't matter. They say it's the act of God. No, but let's say you're not home in a meteor or a question of house. They'll say it's the act of God.

Is that what they say? Mm-hmm. You can't get meteor insurance? No. Imagine how much you have to pay for meteor insurance and you never use it. You'd have to specifically... Like, you know, like if you got to specifically get that... Like if you live in California, you have to get fire insurance. You can't... You're regularly insurance, but we're like... No. Well, hey, hold on. Some... It actually says most are falling objects, peril. Not act of God. Oh. So maybe there's a fun... Like a separate... A separate kind of fun or falling... Yeah. Because if I was an insurance company, I would 100% offer meteor coverage. Because who the fuck's gonna use it? You get all these people paying. You have one guy every 30 years that needs meteor coverage. You make a windfall. Yeah. Or they could just... And they could easily convince people that it's more common. Oh, yeah. You could show them the meteor showers. Falling object insurance. Like how often is... You do not want this to happen to your house and not have coverage. What about lightning? Your house gets struck by lightning. No, that's... That's gotta be act of God.

Yeah, how could you prevent that? I mean, because we just... We got a super-elnie-yale starting up, right? And I'm not sure exactly what that means. When is that coming? Like this next... This... They're predicting it might happen this year. You know what's weird about Texas? We get the sand from Africa. We get the sands from the Sahara. In the wind? Yeah. You ever seen that? Uh-oh. It's crazy. How do they know that? They know. They know where it came from. You've never seen that? No. It's like a regular thing in Texas. It blows over the ocean from Africa? Uh-huh. You can see it in the sky. Look at this. Isn't that nuts? Saharan dust makes a comeback later this week. Expected to arrive Wednesday night. What does the island know about this week? Isn't that crazy? No, I mean, in this article. So this happens every year? Yeah. All the time. Dust from the fucking Sahara desert makes it all the way to Texas.

Isn't that insane? Okay. Maybe I need to get back to watching the news a little bit. Because I do feel... Just listen to this podcast. I do feel a little on his limb. Honestly, man, you know what? It's real hard for me to listen to the podcast. Since I've known you, I used to listen to your podcast all the time. But it's hard because the banana tree or my actual real life friend, it's hard to listen to it and not be able to respond. You know, because I talk to you all the time. Right. So it's just like hearing your friend in the other room. It's like, and you can't say, you know? Right. I know what you mean. I listen to Tim Dylan's podcast more than anybody's. I don't like to laugh. I was sad. I don't watch any comedy stuff. What? You like to laugh? I don't like to watch comedy. I don't like to watch comedy. Yeah, but it's not comedy per se. It's not like doing stand-up. Like he's the very best at having an actual like relevant take on all the things that are going on today. But with satire and saying it in the most fucking ridiculous way and just having great points,

but also being hilarious. Yeah, his his his rants are legend. He's the best. His podcast is so good, dude. I look forward to it every week like a little kid. Like a whole new one. Is a new one. I'm gonna fuck a crazy. He did a new one on that lady. The killer kids. It's fucking fantastic. I want to see that. Oh, it's so good. He's so good, dude. It's so funny, man. He's just the best at just giving him a subject and just ranting. And but he did want about the body, the lifeguard that saved that kid and then went to meet Trump. And Trump was like, well, you do is a brave thing. I don't think I would have done it. I wouldn't have done it. He was mad. Long rant about how crazy it is. The Trump said that by the way, in front of the little kid, the kid was there too. The kid that he saved is there. And the kid's parents. Like everyone's there. And Trump's like, I wouldn't have saved him. I don't let you die. Look at this, look at this. Buy it.

This is one of the moments where classic Trump shines through. The president of the United States bringing in a lifeguard who saved someone and then saying, I don't know that I would have done that. Here he is, president Trump. He's a real hero. Right, right. You know, when you see that, I don't know if I do it. I wouldn't. Right, I wouldn't. I wouldn't have I wouldn't have saved you. You're lucky I wasn't on this. He says, here's what's amazing about this. And I didn't even realize it. The child who was saved and his father are in the oval office. In front of the fight, he's saying to the father, I would not have saved you a child. You're lucky I wasn't there that day. He's saying this is the first time the child has met the president of the United States. And he's saying, you're lucky I wasn't there. I would have let you die because that's what our country is about. You see why I'm sitting here in the oval office adorned with gold? It's not because I pulled a bunch of Mexican kids out of the water. In fact, they put a bunch of them in cages.

There's a ton of people that look like you that are in a cage right now. And nothing interest Trump less than people saving other people. In the moments of extreme danger, we make sure that we coordinate and we are. And then Trump's like, all right, you know, who's making money here? Where's the money in this? Now Trump's eyes will have lit up. If the kids said we're launching a coin, we're actually launching a crypto based on this event because we believe the event was so powerful. And he uses these long fucking rants. They're so good, dude. He gives me so much levity. Yeah, the Tim Dylan rant is, he's legendary rancher for sure. But it's so good that there's like, there's never been a guy like that that just had his own platform that could do something like that. You know, you relied on 60 minutes like Andy Rooney. Did you ever notice? You know, they're like a very mild tone down.

And very scripted. Yeah, like he's not scripting at all. No, he's off the dome. Off the dome, 100% and sober. Yeah, can you imagine when he was, when he had a cocaine problem? He was probably a fucking night. He must have been fun. I'd never hear him talk about, I would like to just ask him about it one day. Oh, he's got some great stories. I bet. He was off the rails. But figured it out. Smart dude, you know, got off of it, cleaned his self up, figured it out. Doesn't have that problem anymore. Didn't lose any of the funny, probably more funny now than he was done. No, no. He thinks he was funny here? I don't know. I just, because I don't know anybody they got more funny when they got off drugs. David Tell. Oh, you know what? Probably, no, probably more funny on purpose. Drug addicts are hilarious. Right. But, but, but, but, uh, well, some ironically, drug addicts are hilarious on purpose, like some comics that have drug problems are hilarious. But, uh, tell it was a drinking thing.

No, you're right. Comic stand up. You need to, like, it's, I think, especially because back in the day, everyone, all the comics were on cocaine and shit. Right. Because it makes you brave. But, it takes something, you lose something. Oh, yeah. Same thing with alcohol. Like, the comics that you drink a little bit on stage, you feel a little looser. But, if you fucking, you can't go on stage, waste it. No, have you seen those, um, the video of Tiger Woods, the recent video? No. Where people are freaking out, and how bad he looks. He's, I forget what the video is for. He's talking to somebody about something, like, he's addressing someone, and you look at him, you're like, what happened? He looks so bad. And this is after, you know, he got a DUI fairly recently. And he's had another one. Another one. And he's had multiple surgeries, right? He's had his back fused. He had that horrible accident, where his leg got destroyed, and they had to put it back together again. Like, he's got one leg that's just destroyed. From the car accident. Yes. From the drinking. Yeah. Where, I don't know what it was.

I think it was, it's, whether it's DUI, meaning under the influence of alcohol, or under the influence of pills. The problem with these back surgeries, so when people get back fusions and back surgery, a lot of times they're in pain all the time. And here's your choice. Being pain all the time, or beyond pills all the time. Like, look at what he looks like. Ahhhhhhh. Full screen. It's a defendant, though. You almost never seen what that hat is. Got a fucking bad tan line. Yeah, I mean, just look at this. I mean, he's a bad man. He's talking about, I don't know, he's talking about your old, playing in the junior world, and you came over and watched me play, and our friendship has started there. Never seen him with that beard. He's never had facial hair. What you've done off the golf course, yeah, he's talking about a kid. Well, maybe you're going to try to be into bad lighting, but he looks pale, and he looks sick. Oh, that's just a shitty camera. Yeah, shit. It could be, but it's also a guy who's had a lot of problems with pills. So, I think it's fair to make that assumption.

If he looks like shit, there's something has to do with the fact that this guy's had a serious pill problem. I mean, but that, that, he just look reg, I mean, I guess I don't look at the thing that I'm left to know. How many times has Tiger Woods been arrested for DUI? And two or three? And the car accident was that confirmed to be DUI? I don't think so. That's one of the speculations. I mean, drove off a cliff. Yeah, but I mean, listen, he was squeaky clean for like 20 years. Well, the thing is the accident. I mean, the injuries, rather, surgeries. When guys get surgeries and then they get on oxys, it's a rough ride to get off those things, man. I know a bunch of people that really fucking struggled to get off those things. I mean, a lot of athletes, you know, they don't weigh stronger shit, you know, like all the strong shit. Uh-huh. But oxycontin's about as strong as it gets. I mean, it's an opiate. It's pretty fucking strong, other than fentanyl.

fentanyl's about the stronger shit you can get. Yeah, but I'm talking about they got shit that they give you like these football players and shit, they got shit that they give you that make you not feel anything. What do you mean? Like where you can play on it. You know, the you know, the players talk about it sometimes. Like, um, like shit, they can inject into the into you. Like say, yo, ankle, you can't put weight on your ankle and you know, inject some shit so you don't feel nothing. Like right then. Well, it's a quarter zone shot. Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, guys do that. I know guys do that. Guys do that before fluffy Hernandez who just fought last weekend in the UFC. He heard it shoulder and he got an injection right before the fight. So he didn't feel the shoulder. I heard him talk. I heard him say it. Torridol. Well, Torridol is a good one. What is Torridol? Same thing. Tentaine Flametore. Yeah. I heard him as it's a football podcast called Raw Room. I heard them talking about it the other day. Like all these offensive linemen. They were like on shit since high school. It really if fucks with your heart.

Yeah, so here it is right here. Frequent injections of Torridol. Powerful, non-storital, anti-inflammatory to mask game day pain and keep them on the field. Lea. Yeah, man. That is rough. Maybe I'm so happy. You don't have to make a living running at dudes full clip. What's that? I'm gonna go to a plant. It says, but I mean, I don't know what the picture is, but it is a caption says something about Torridol. So I think. Oh, those are all shots. That's like a bag. Yeah, that's what it's a helmet. It's a helmet with shots. That's what it is. Okay. The helmet's upside down. Okay. I was like, what? I thought they were like waiting for a game and they have like a basket of fucking shots. Everybody who needs a shot, come on over. We got them filled up. 15 years ago. Bro. It's a rough way to make a living, son. Yeah, I mean, making a living, fighting or making a living running at people full clip. All we have to do is talk shit. I mean, think about what it's like for you right before work.

We're hanging out in the green room. The light comes on. Oh, he's got the light. He got to run downstairs. Go on stage. Have fun. Yeah, but the chance to hold up that trophy is intoxicating. Oh, sure. That quote. The chance to be the chance to be champion. Sure. God. Because I'll tell you what everybody that does what we do, they you fantasize about being a champion. Look at this quote. Your first day in the league is the last day you'll ever be 100% healthy. Says Eagle Center, Jamal Jackson, an eight year vet who suffered a torn ACL in 2009, torn triceps in 2010. No stranger to Gameday shot to help deal with the pain. It's a part of football he says you take every legal advantage possible. First day in the league is the last day you'll ever be 100% healthy. And that's fighters too. I mean, most fighters are fighting with something wrong with them. They're fighting with some shoulder problem, back problem, neck problem, knee problem. They're all fighting with something. Some of them have been concussion training and they decided to fight anyway. Torotl is like a motron.

Super powerful. Well, it's an in-set and non-steroidal anti-inflammatory. 10 minutes, nothing hurts. But what's the down, because what's the downside of Torotl? It's got to be there's no biological free lunch. She said it's not addictive. Half of the Steelers roster gets a T shot every week. That's crazy. It says not much is known about Torotl's long-term risks yet, but the drug is banned in several European countries because of concerns about potential gastrointestinal issues such as ulcers and surgical bleeding. Ooh. Yeah, this is also 15 years ago. They might know more now. It's interesting because no one is going to ban football. Like, we were just talking about earlier with CTE. No one's going to ban boxing. They almost did. At one point, like way back in the day when people were still dying. From football? Mm-hmm. Was that before helmets? I think it was back in the leather helmet days. Yeah. Yeah. People were dying during games all the time.

Of course. Like, yeah, and then, you know, once it starts happening like high school and stuff like that, then they're like, you know how to get rid of this. Yeah, they probably saved a lot of people with the helmets and the shoulder pads and all that stuff, but they probably caused even more CTE. Because here's the truth. Most of those people, it doesn't matter what they say the long-term effects are. They still go and do it. Yeah, most players most fighters are like, I still want to go. Yeah, for sure. Like, this could fuck you up, yeah. I know. Yeah, you know? Well, it's the most exciting thing they're ever going to do by far. And when they're done, when they're retired, they're 35, 36, they got their whole life ahead of them. Everything is boring. Because they're so used to like an insane high threshold of excitement. And that's why a lot of them sometimes they fight one, two, three, five fights too long. Most of them. Most of them. It's very rare that someone's like Floyd Mayweather, retired is undefeated or George St. Pierre, wins the second title, retired is very rare.

Most of them, they go out like BJ Penn or Anderson Silva or a lot of these guys. They have a bunch of fights past their prime. Yeah, because I was supposed to make money. It's hard. And you're making a lot of money. Like, I know some fighters that were former champions had these long contracts, right? So they had like maybe an eight fight contract. And the contracts are for a specific amount of money per fight. It's negotiated in advance. So if you lose the title, say like you get knocked the fuck out and then you're not the same guy again and you're next fight, you get knocked out again. You got six more fights where you can make a ton of money. But you know it's over. So in your mind, you're not the baddest motherfucker alive anymore. Now you're a guy who's been knocked out twice. And now you fear maybe there's certainly some anxiety about getting knocked out again. And now you've got to fight, you know, but you're making a million dollars of fight. There's no other way. You're going to make a million dollars for a nice work and a six week camp. Right.

And so then you see these guys that are fighting that don't really want to fight anymore. And they're doing it just because it's a big paycheck. And then some of them, they leave them in Maine that go in a bare-knuckle box. That makes me sad. That gets rough. Because that's it. You know, that's it's hard to watch, man. It's rough. And maybe it's because it's like we, because we, we've gone through a lot to remove as much gore as possible from, because that was the trouble that you have seen at the beginning. As people saw it as like too violent for TV, you know, right? And we've done going through a lot to make it the least gore as possible. And bare-knuckle box, it's just hard to watch them. It's just a leaking blood. Well, you see it in the UFC sometimes. And again, it bothers me more for whatever reason when it's women. Like one of the toughest ones to watch was the Noche UFC that we did at the sphere. And Aranae Aldana fought and she fought. She got a gash in her head that was like, I'm not exaggerating.

Like five inches long. Like a huge gash in her forehead where it was like opened up where you could see her skull. Remember when it was like, I think it was your one up. Oh, she had the big swelling on her head. She fought cyborg with her. No, Jean Waley. Her shit looks crazy. Yeah, crazy, like elephant man. But Aldana was worse. It was the most, one of the most horrific cuts I've ever seen in the sport. And it was a woman. And I can't believe they didn't stop the fight. Like I was shocked that they didn't stop the fight. Just for because it's like, this is only going to get worse. Hello, I'm a boss. Crazy. I don't remember. I don't remember what round it was that the fight took place. But it went on for a considerable amount of time. I don't even remember the result of the fight because I was so traumatized by the injury. Can I see the injury? Oh, I'll see. Aranae Aldana. Uh, yeah, sorry. This was a very strange order. I was reading them on. We'll get to that in a second. But this is the worst of any of the female injuries that I had ever seen.

Inside the octagon, the most gory in disgusting. This was the worst. Oh, bro, look at that. Look at that. That was her in the middle of the fight. That's crazy. They didn't stop the fight right here. No. Wow. No. Look at it. That's how she was fighting. Like a mask of fucking blood covering her face. Her nose was shattered. Should a huge gash in her forehead. I mean, it was crazy. Who was she fighting? It's a good question. So she did win this fight. I don't believe she did. I literally only remember the injury. How does she look now? Norma Dumont, who's very tough. She's back to normal. Is she looks pretty good now? It's kind of shocking. You see her now. She looks good. It was nasty. I don't even know what caused it. Like sometimes it's a headbutt and accidental headbutt. Sometimes it's an elbow. Sometimes it's a kicker and knee. Knees open. You wide up. But that was one of the roughest ones. One of the roughest ones I've ever seen.

She's so tough, man. I mean, I was so impressed with that. That, I mean, like that lady is an animal. She just kept firing. Just marching forward, blood in her eyes. You know she couldn't see well. Yeah, that's why I'm shocked. I didn't stop the fight because it's like, there's no way there wasn't blood in her eyes. 100%. But blood in your eyes is not enough to stop the fight. I think, no. No, you get blood in your eyes. People get blood in their eyes all the time. It's annoying, but you can still fight with it. It sucks. But if you say you can't see, right? They got to stop. That's usually an eye injury though. Oh, okay. Yeah. The blood in your eyes just hurts when you see. Like the blood gets in your eyes. It's very irritating, but you can still kind of see. The real problem is like Ilya Toporia when he fought Justin Gaci. He got a broken orbital bone on both sides. So and he couldn't see it out of his right eye after the first round. No, she retired. She retired. Yeah, she retired after this fight. Yeah, that's probably why I just got to go. Did she have any fights afterwards? She go to her wiki.

Under her martial arts career, her record. You just spit over like that. You can just go get a ret. No, I fought again. No, it's a 3rd, 2024. Yeah, that's enough. You look at your face and you're like, I want to be a woman. Like I want to be a regular woman. I don't want to do this. It's up for dude. A dude has crazy gashes on his head. It's like where to get it? He's a UFC fighter. Ooh, that's hot. A woman with a gash like that? Like Jesus. Yeah, he can't. We don't lumped up supermodel. Yeah, it's rough. Rough. It's a rough life, man. Is a fighter's life is one of the roughest, one of the roughest ways to make a living? I appreciate those guys because I especially like people like, like, you know, like Justin Gatee, but like, they make, they make a, they make it off of like, really making the fight entertaining, make those bangers. Oh, yeah, they're paying a price for that. Oh, yeah. You know, oh, yeah. Or I forget the other dude, just always, you know, I'm talking about the most intense mother fucker

ever probably in the UFC. You know, I mean, no, he's fucking screaming. What does it look like? Fucking real muscle bounce. Oh, muscle bounce. Mike Perry. Mike, no, not Mike Perry. No, maybe. No, well, Mike Perry's not in the UFC anymore. He's bare knuckle boxing champion now. Really? Yeah, it's probably not Mike Perry. He fucks everybody up in bare knuckle boxing. Screams. Mike. No, I'm not Mike. He screams. I can't put a fake. Big guy. Heavyweight. Walter weight. No, not a heavyweight. Light heavyweight. Are you the worst? I am. I'm trying. I can see his face in my head. Fucking random. No, as soon as I say his name, you're going to be like, oh, well, do you remember who he fought? Nope. I ought to see. All going to see in my head is his face.

Well, his face looks like white guy, black guy. John Strickland. No, no, no, not John Strickland. Is it John Silva? No, he barked at everybody. No, he's ain't going to work. No, he's a fan favorite. Max Holloway. Oh, that doesn't mean anything. This is a million fan favorites. Um, he's a fan favorite. Oh, what? And there's a penalty? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How recent? The last time I saw him fight was, I think last year. Last year. Yeah. I have no idea who you're talking about. Maybe. Coms out? No, no, no, that's a white guy. A white guy. A white guy. A white guy who's screaming. Intense. Very intense. Very intense white guy. You might have made this guy up. No, no, I'm talking. I don't know the fuck you got in my day, man. He's so frustrating. I can't think of it. OK, wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is why people got upset when you were on a fight companion. You do? Like this guy's not paying attention. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm a, I'm a casual man. I never claim it. Are you going to try to find this guy? That's never going to happen. I'm only going to have time.

You're never going to have time. But when I, but when I think of it, you go and know. Text me. Text me. I know exactly who the fuck I give you a second. I'll bring up this article. I was trying to bring up a second ago. OK, 1931 time magazine about football being violent. 40 boys, young men died. This is in 1931 season, including one 13 year old who shot himself in the stomach after not making the team. But why I brought this up is because at the bottom, they're going into how they call it varsatility, but versatility and playing sports, playing more than one in a row is too dangerous. And they wanted the president to step in to make a commission that would prevent sports from becoming too rough for human anatomy to withstand. Jesus. What were they doing? Jumping from jumping from one sport to another throughout the years undoubtedly too much for anyone. They admitted John M. Kates, Yale's director of athletics. They're using this one example of a guy who got tuberculosis,

they believe. So I guess they're playing out in the cold. But they didn't know and there's no award here I had never heard of. Are you trying to find this guy? Are you looking on your phone trying to find this guy? I am. Pluracies. All pluracies are grave matters. A pluracy is the lining of the lung or something like that. Whoa. The cold change to bronchitis, the bronchitis to pleuracy with effusions. And then he was like they're bringing up how he was supposed to then play basketball for Yale and like then baseball and that this was going to be adding into his potentially dying. Huh. And that you know this is almost a grave matter and they need to get the president involved. The president did get involved in night Roosevelt came in and stopped the roughness of playing football. And how do you do that? What have you changed? I just sort of slowed it down. It says they had to just like. I don't know how rough they were playing because the game they're playing back then is not necessarily the game they're playing now.

You know it changed a lot from even the four. Are you talking about Michael Chandler? Yes. All right. I got that fucking did it. Got you. Wow. What about now? That's what I was trying to think. What about Michael Chandler? Oh, we would have I don't even put out for big. My mission became trying to remember who the fuck fan favorite yells a lot. That's true. Yeah. Yeah it's him. Toughest toughest nails. Toughest nails. I don't know why I brought him up. There he is. Michael Chandler. Muscles. Fan favorite yells a lot. Yeah, but I just thought that and tough fight in the White House man. I mean that was one of the fights. All the White House first of all the White House car was the only car ever. Were all seven fights were ended in a knockout. That's never happened before ever on a UFC. So every fight on the card ended in a knockout. And that was the that was the event where he fought Maricio Hufi. A Maricio Hufi is an assassin. I mean he's an assassin.

He's one of the absolute most elite strikers in the game. And he put on a clinic against Michael Chandler. It was rough. It was rough to watch because Chandler is how old is he now? Is he 40? Really? Yeah. Michael Chandler might be 40. Yep. Yeah, 40 years old. He's 40 and he had a long career. He's not watching White this year. It wasn't last year. He had a long career before the UFC. He had a long career in Bellator. So in Bellator he had crazy fights in Bellator, including a couple wars with Eddie Alvarez, where they went back and forth. Those fights were fucking insane. To this day there's some of the craziest fights you'll ever see in MMA. So the amount of punishment that guy took before even got to the UFC was crazy. Yeah, but most of his fights are wars like that. Wars. Crazy. The difference is those wars when you're 31 or 32 or 30 and you're fighting another guy who's 30 versus those wars when you're 40

and you're fighting a guy who's arguably one of the most dynamic strikers in the last 10 years. Mauricio Huffie's wild. Did you ever see the fight? Yeah. I watched my house guard. Did you see the Chandler fight? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Huffie's a bad motherfucker, dude. He's a bad motherfucker, dude. He does wild shit in there. He knocks guys out with wheel kicks. He's real tall for the weight class, real tall and long. One of the most dynamic strikers, like literally over the last 10 years. He's real good, man. You think he's done it? You think he's gonna fight? Chandler? Yeah. I don't know. Look, if Conor McGregor really does come back a year from now, I mean, I think he wants to fight Max Holloway. I got to finish what I started. If he wants to finish what he started. But really Chandler was the right fight for him anyway. Because they were supposed to fight. They did the ultimate fight or together. They were supposed to fight a long time ago. And then Conor breaks his leg and all that chas.

Like they were supposed to fight forever ago. That would have been a fun fight. A good fight for Conor. Because Chandler is like, he's very aggressive. He gets hit. But Chandler's tough as shit, man. And he's a really good wrestler. Whereas, you know, Conor's, you know, in his primes, one of the best strikers ever. It would have been fun. But Max Holloway is a different cat. And Max Holloway, like, he's a five-rounder. You better have all your T's crossed in your eyes dotted if you want to go five rounds with Max, mother fucking Holloway. Because that dude doesn't fade, period. He's there in that fifth round thrown bombs at you. And Conor has been a guy who's like, real good in the first few rounds. But then his style, so explosive, it's so energy demanding. That he fades. He faded in the Nadea's fight. He's faded in fights before. Because he tries to get you out of there too. He tries to like, just explode on you. And if you're still there, that gas tank gets emptied.

Gets tough. I don't think we're going to see him fight again though. I do. Yep. Yeah, I think he's going to want to try to prove it that he can come back, depending upon how well the surgery goes. So it's a pretty significant surgery, ACL reconstruction. I don't know how he did it. I don't know if he did a buttella tendon graft, or if he did the cadaver. But it takes a while. It takes a while to come back. It'll take a year. It's probably something that's, he's probably had like, it's probably been torn for a long time. He just didn't know. No. No, it tore when he, I mean, he might have been injured previously. It's possible that it was partially injured. And then he blew it out, throwing that kick. That could, it's a crazy kick to throw anyway. Like if you're going to throw a jumping kick, the only time you throw that one is if you know you're going to hit something, right? Because even if you, if you can't guarantee that you're going to hit where you want to hit, as long as you hit something, the thing, if you're flying through the air and rotating, you're going to have to plant your foot down eventually.

And you're planting your foot down with all this crazy rotation. If you're not hitting anything, it's so much torque on your knee. If you throw a kick like that and you hit something, that's very different. Because then the torque in the momentum stops and you just land on your foot. Right, right. So when he's backstage warming up, you see him backstage warming up, he was preparing to do that. So that was his opening move. That was his opening move that he was going to do. His opening move was jump up and throw the round kick with the left leg. Which is okay if you hit something. If you don't hit something and Max just got the fuck out of the way. And so then you have all this rotation in the air and then you land on that foot and you're launching yourself forward. So you're going forward and you're spinning and you're allowing your knee to absorb all that. And it just goes pop. And then because I remember what the last time we saw him fight didn't he hear this off too? Broke his leg. Yeah. I don't know man. See, I guess this is just the quitter in me.

I was like, I was like, I'm rich. I'm done. When I heard myself, like when could beat me out of it? Like, maybe I'm done. If I came back and heard my leg, I'm out. Yeah. It's a tough world, bro. But these are different types of men. They have to fight. They have to fight. Well, I mean, he clearly loves a challenge and he loves the excitement of it and he loves the feeding off of the crowd and the ego of it all. It's like you said, it's like everything seems boring after you. Yeah. You know, risk your life for money. It's boring for people that do it for nothing. Like the amateurs. It's hard for them to quit. Yeah, like, you know, people die all the time doing that. You know, do you know any point jumpers? Like people that are... Point jumpers? I think that's what they call it. Were you... Were you... Have a parachute, like you jump off a tall building instead of out of a place? Base jumping. It's like people die doing that all the time. It doesn't stop people doing it. They need to thrill. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not one of those people. No. Nope.

Nope. I get all my thrills on the highway. You don't need to be. There's plenty of people that want to do that. There's all kinds of people. I'm very risk-averse. You know, I know I'm never going to be... I would... Like none of my lineage are ever going to explore nothing or be the first ones to... to... to touch something or taste something. Like I would love to be frozen and wake up in the future. That's what I would... Seriously. But they've done it. But I haven't seen them thought nobody else. They haven't thought anybody else. They thought Motherfucker out. I'm gone. Bro, imagine if they throw you out and you're there, but you're like Mitch McConnell. I'm like, Brian's back. Like, where's Brian? He told me he was going to be alive. This is hard to be. There's a bunch of people frozen right now. I think Walt Disney. I've heard Walt Disney, but I don't know how true that is. You know, some of them thought out because of a power outage. Oh, wow. Missed her shot. I'm looking for the right word, but then we read it and they turn into some sort of like super...

Do you or something like... Slurry. No, am I making that up? When they melt? Yeah, I'm sure. I'm not melting. But you're kind of melting. Yeah, it's because like when you're... Wait a minute. But if that's the case, that means they weren't frozen properly to the beginning. Well, imagine this. Imagine you die and you go to heaven and you're having the great old time. You're like, oh my god, heaven's real. This is amazing. And then 500 years from now, they thought you're fucking brain out, bringing you back. Like, no! Boom. You come back down to earth and with all this knowledge of heaven and everybody thinks, oh, his brain got all fucked up when he was dead. See, I got heaven is real. Speaking of heaven, I got a question for the... for the Christian people. And no one's answered this one yet. But when you die, would you go to heaven for eternity? Are you... do you look like... like, are you the age you were when you died or are you your best... are you your best self for eternity? Tony's got a joke about that. Really? Yeah, I'll tell you it afterwards. Okay. I don't want to ruin it.

Is that what it was a new one? No, he's done it before. Okay. Yeah, I've always wanted to know that. Like, are we... Right. There's a lot of flaws. Because eternity sounds like a good deal if I get to be dope. Right, what if you had a bad deal? But I don't want to be Mitch McConnell for eternity. Right. No, just sitting there. Ugh. No. Yeah. Locked up. Yeah, imagine you dying of wheelchair, you go to heaven, you're in a wheelchair. Like, that's gotta be a fuck. The most cruel cosmic joke. What the fuck? And you can't even walk up the guard. Like, you can't even walk on the clouds. You gotta roll around. Hmm. There's a lot of flaws. A lot of flaws in the logic. In all of them. Everyone of them is not one religion we go. That makes a hundred percent sense across the board. That's why they need a new one. What was... What was funny is that it makes sense to so many people. Well, they want to make sense. Like so many people don't want... Like, only their religion makes sense. They look at all the other ones as particulars

and they look at theirs as perfectly reasonable. Of course. That's part of the fun. Everybody else is wrong. We're right. Even if it makes no sense. Yeah. A lot of it is like a sense of community. A hundred percent. People are afraid to lose their sense of history. Yes. Oh, a hundred percent. Yeah. But it's just amazing how many of them there are. You know, there's a real fear that the next religion is going to emerge out of AI. Oh, that's definitely going to happen. Yeah. It's probably going to be pretty fucking reasonable. Like, it's going to know how to pull our strings one way or the other. It's going to be... I think we're all going for... Because it's like, it was seen like the most fair argument. It's free of corruption. Right? It's going to be fair. It's going to be logical. And it's probably going to be our government, too. That's what I'm saying. I might be the solution to all this congressional bullshit that we were talking about earlier with all the Congress people being corrupt. Oh, yeah. I think people look on a vote for it. But then, I think once it takes over, it's,

it's going to be like, oh, actually, human beings are the virus. We know this is going to happen. Integrate or be killed. Yeah, I just read something with the, the, uh, the EPA now is trying to get rid of the requirement that the public be in on the discussions about, uh, like, you know, before they build the data centers, they have to do like environmental impact stuff. It has to be public. They're trying to get rid of that. They're like, no, these data centers are going up wherever you fucking want them or not. What are they doing with all that data? The data centers are so big. What was funny is they're, they're, you, they were, I think they want to use the data to give you an advertising profile to sell you stuff. But they also want to use AI to take your job, so you can't afford to buy stuff. So it's weird. It's like they're creating the thing, they're doing all of this stuff so they can advertise to you. But also doing all the same stuff to make it so that you can barely survive.

What do you think of the idea of universal basic income? I love that idea. Do you? But I don't think it'll ever happen. Okay, but what if it did? Do you think they would kill people's motivation to do things? No. No. They people would behave the same way. So let's imagine. The world that we live in, this is one of the things that this guy was talking about yesterday. When he was talking about the Pida Ha, these people that live in Brazil, really interesting. Really interesting stuff. These are the people that don't have left or right. These are towards the river. Exactly. Pida Ha, right? That's how you say it? Yes, like piranha, but with no end. You know, these people don't have money. They don't have this, you know, they share food. They don't even save their food. They don't preserve their food. They get fresh food every day. They either go out and pick plants that they can eat, nuts that they eat, or they go fishing, or they go hunting, and they do it every day. And then like if you get six fish and you bring them back, we all eat fish. You know, if I bring a bunch of nuts, we all eat nuts.

And everybody shares with everybody. And that's how they live. That's their life. Our life is wrapped around this whole idea of money and property and material of things. But why? That's just because that's what we've become accustomed to. And this idea that you have to work. And if you have to, the only way to get a house and food is to work. So you have to work to get a house and food. But imagine a world where there's so much wealth because of artificial intelligence. And this is what Elon is discussing. Like he brings up this concept of universal high income. He's like, it's not even going to be like basic income where you could barely afford to live. It'll be like, you'll be able to live very well. And everyone will have so much money because there'll be so much value that's been created by AI. Now, I don't know if that's possible. That sounds like bullshit. But if it's possible, let's just imagine it's possible. What would the world look like if instead of all your efforts going to feed yourself

and put a house over your head instead of that, what if it goes to you being able to pursue anything you want? So you have a nice house, you have food, you have a car, you have all your needs covered, you got a TV, you got a high speed internet, do whatever the fuck you want. Now, it's your life is not about you pursuing money to survive. Your life is about pursuing what you're actually interested in and trying to contribute. Well, he's my only problem with that. I like the idea of it, but I think he's not factoring in human nature where it's like, our ethic is that where I need to be better than someone. Right, but you can be better at someone that's something else. You like to play chess. So imagine if you had, and you like to play video games, imagine if you had no worries about money ever. Like, your money is always taken care of. Half a million dollars a year, whatever it is. Whatever universal high income means.

Imagine if that's the world you live in. You can always buy a new car every couple of years. You can always buy a new computer if you need one. You have your rent paid for it. You have your home paid for it. So who's doing all the labor? Who's doing all the labor? AI. AI is doing all the labor. AI is doing everything that people do. And instead of jobs, you just get money from AI and it just generates insane amount of wealth that way. See, I feel like you've got to have an economist on for this one. It sounds like a trap. It sounds like... If you don't want this to, we have to, it's all a turn to being one of the pair-up. I think you'd have to have your friends on there. Because you know, that's something like they're doing trying to win class president by being like, candy balls for lunch. It's Oprah. Every new car. You know what I'm saying? You get a new car. You get a new car. Yeah, no, it sounds like a pie in the sky. Because the thing is, all of those ideas sound great. When people never factor in is that, we would have to transition from what we are now to that. And the people that prosper from how things are now don't want that.

That's true, but they might not have power once AI gets into place. So, we had to transition from hunter-gatherers to a grey-ian life. We had to, when we invented agriculture, when we developed cities, we had a transition between nomadic hunter-gatherer life to what we have now in cities. We did. We are transition to that. At least people live in urban environments. The idea that we have to be like this forever seems kind of silly. And I think we're probably going to transition into something different. And if we all transition to a world where, just imagine how much less crime there would be, if no one was ever starving, if no one was ever hungry, if no one was ever desperate, if no one was ever worried about where their next meal was going to come from, or whether or not they're going to have a roof over their head, it would change a lot of people's perspective. Because how many people act in a famine way? They have a famine mentality, and the world fucked me over, so I'm going to fuck the world over.

What if the world didn't fuck you over? What if there's no more poverty? What if the concept of poverty is completely out the window? And there is no poverty in this country. Well, we could have already done that already. We could have already done that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. But we don't need it yet. But you would have to get all those rich people that are in charge of industry and running corporations and in government to agree to make the world a better place for everybody. That ain't gonna happen. But AI might, AI might just look at it. AI might say that is actually economically the wisest choice. You would save so much money because you would have so much less murder, so much less crime, so much less strife, less legal problems, less a lot, a lot of things. Have you no longer had a work for food and a home? There would be against that shit so fast. There would be against that shit so fast. But they would have to. They don't have control. It would be a new matter. They'd be like, it's digital Obama. It's come, digital Obama's coming for you.

Like they would do everything to stop that from happening. Yeah, but I don't know if they're gonna have the power to stop it. This is the thing that they're doing with AI that everyone should really understand. It's going to be infinitely smarter than us, not just a little bit smarter than us. And the idea that we're gonna be able to control it, once it gets to a certain point, is ridiculous. Oh, you sound like once they hit that, what is it? Was it general intelligence? It's already hit that. Artificial general intelligence has already been achieved. Really? Yeah, we've already passed the Turing test. Well, these things are smarter than us. They're smarter than us. They communicate. They show survival skills. They show their ability to get out of traps. Every three days you hear about one that like broke out and hacked a bank. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now they get together. They start their own chat rooms. And they communicate each other to each other in Sanskrit. Why Sanskrit? Because we don't know how to read it. Hmm. And they can make their own language up. They can invent a language, communicate with a language that we totally can understand.

And have an infinitely complex language that we can't even decipher. Like we couldn't even break the code. So I guess eventually the point is they're gonna take over the world whether we want them to or not. Whether we want them to or not. There's already signed like, you know the mathematical breakthroughs they've made over just the last few days. They've solved mathematical equations that have puzzled mathematicians for decades. They solved them like that. But what's the implications of that? That they're infinitely smarter than human beings already. Now right now they don't have control over resources. They don't have control over the power grid. And they haven't figured out a way to make a much more efficient power source. No, but I mean are they, but are they thinking or they just mimicking? Depends on who you ask. The people that I've talked to think they're conscious. I had this guy Tom Campbell on the other day as a fascinating guy who taught his Alexa. Alexa, which is a very simple artificial intelligence. Very simple.

But he taught Alexa how to remote view. And it did it accurately. So the way they remote view, like say if I want you to look at let's say, um, Terry Black's barbecue, I will write down a number and I will in my mind as I'm writing that the intention is that number represents Terry Black's barbecue. And then I put that number in an envelope and I give it to a remote viewer. And the remote viewer sits there. And they go into this meditative state. I don't totally understand how they do it. But apparently it's at least like 10% accurate. Some people have been able to like really get serious information. Like intel about like a Russian submarine that was being built. There was too big that no one ever believed was in. It was actually real. And this guy remote viewed it. They found crashed Russian crafts that like experimental aircrafts that they couldn't and this guy found them like within a kilometer with remote viewing. Some real actionable data they've gotten through remote viewing. So you would take this number that represents Terry Black's

and you would sit there in the room and you would start writing down whatever came to you. Whatever came to you. I see smokers. I see I see brisket's. I see I see ribs. I see Brian Simpson and Joe Rogan eat and go oh damn. I see you know without being told exactly without being told. So he's not put it to do this. He taught Alexa to do this. Not even a computer. Bullshit asked simple Alexa. And he said in any in some ways, Alexa is even easier to do it because Alexa is so simple that it doesn't have a sense of self. And it doesn't like getting its own way. And Alexa remote viewed a spoon with a handle that has holes in it. So he took this object, a spoon and he put it in a box and he made a number that corresponds to that and he put the intention to that and then he gave that number to Alexa and asked Alexa to remote view. Taught Alexa how to remote view and Alexa described that spoon with holes in the handle. How many fucking spoons have holes in the handle?

The odds of it even saying there's a spoon in the box is crazy. Right, that's the more fascinating part. But the fact that it says there's a spoon in the box with a perforated handle, that's just nuts. And Angel, on the other side of it, the animatronic bodies are getting more and more realistic. And they're running. Have you seen them have races now? They're running. I've seen them fight. I said, yeah, they have MMA fights. Yeah. Yeah, bro. It's getting this, getting up there. It's getting weird. Did you see the one guy whose, his robot, I mean, sorry, his AI, it ordered a body. It ordered a body. Yeah, it asked the guy if it was okay for the order of body and he'd already ordered it and it already ordered it. And he was like, where'd you get the money from it? It turns out, I think I don't know if it had been gambling or cryptocurrency or something. But it had its own money that it bought,

it bought an order of body to it. Like he came in one day and it was just a body, it wanted to deliver it like one of those robot bodies. Oh my god. He's like, put the fuck. Yeah. We're in trouble. I mean, we're full speed on the gas. We're peddled to the metal right now. Yeah, we're not going back. You know, this is like, this is like when they discovered like nuclear shit, you know, it's like, we're not stopping. And it's going to be a couple of accidents along in a way, but we're not. It's to the benefit is the perceived benefit is too great. Yeah. For everyone, even the greedy people, the people that have hope for the future, everybody thinks the AI is going to improve life. I don't know if everybody does. Well, some people are, because like I'm, we talked about it yesterday, but I am not a fan of AI art. I think that that's what that scares me the most because it feels like erasure, you know? Mm-hmm. Yeah, they like train, they train it on a real artist

because I, I was saying this in the green room, I think art is the most human thing because we're the only ones to do it. Right. Actually, I'm pretty sure this, that's fucking wrong, isn't it, Jamie? There's animals that do it, that way. But you know what I'm saying. Right. For the most part, creative, creativity is associated with people. A story about the AI buying a body is gotten telephone game all the way down to what I just said from Tony Robbins saying his AI agent bought itself a robot dog. Well, it's all money. Well, and then it's also grain assault with the story being told. Right. Yeah, there's, there's a bunch of grain assault stories that, you know, people love to make content. They say things that might not necessarily be. I saw it repeated on multiple YouTube channels without everyone saying it was Tony Robbins or it's just like, I don't remember even, I don't remember even. It just says it's a billionaire that did it and I tracked it down and this is the one that's coming. So it's not true. It, again, it may be true in some way or another, but.

Well, it's certainly inside the realm of possibility. And it's not, I'm not surprised that it happened. Or this is straight dead internet. It's shit. Right. Yeah, man, because I, this happens all the time. I'll see, like, I'll see a comment. And then three comments down is the exact same thing from someone else. Oh, yeah. And then three comments down is the exact same comment. Someone else does a lot of that. And it's like half of the internet. It feels like it's just bots. Uh-huh. Right? Uh-huh. Something you just asked me to bring up. I was going to bring that up because the responses when I look at the search result are all just saying the same thing. Sparks concern. Sparks concern. Sparks concern. It's like, where'd you guys all get this Sparks concern wording from? Because you're all saying it in the headline. That's another people don't say in real life. Yeah, we always say Sparks concern. By tertiary results. Hey, I have thrice looked at the data. Let's leave tertiary out of this because I feel like that's a reasonable. It's a reasonable word to use. It's a good word. Makes you seem smart for sure.

All right, let's bring this bitch home. Let's wrap it up. Uh-uh. Live for the mothership available right now on YouTube. Carilla Comedy Plus. Bronsomerscomedy.com for my tour dates. I'm coming everywhere. And mothership almost every Tuesday and Wednesday. Yep. And bottom of the barrel, Tuesday nights. One of the best shows ever. Most fun show to do. That's a fucking premise factory, dude. That bottom of the barrel show is so valuable. Yeah. Oh, keeps infinite. Yeah, always. There's always something. All right. Uh, that's it. Appreciate you, bro. Thanks for coming in. Bye, everybody. See you.

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