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There has been an impossible murder in a locked room! Also, more importantly, it's the big Turkey Day sale at Ralph's.
Weather: "I Get Hurt" by Victor Jones
The voice of Dana Cardinal is Jasika Nicole
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Music: Disparition
Sound Credits: Blender, Bats 1, Bats 2
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Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
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