284: Serving Justice ft. Monet X Change

0:00Okay, we're rolling. All right. Your mic looks good. Yeah. You know how to operate that back. Yeah. You know, we have a really interesting connection. What? So you were the star on Hulu's Drag Stravaganza. Yeah, yeah. Hulu-Win. Hulu-Win. Hulu-Win. Drag Stravaganza. Hulu-Win. So my husband did all the music for that. Oh. He did the scoring. And I think I went to your house to record then. What's your house? I don't know if you went. There was a couple different artists that did songs. But he did like all the scoring, like kind of sound effects stuff. And then the American Slash or song was his. Oh, dope. And you were on that. Yeah. But you were incredible on that. Those back in 2022. I know. I feel like it was so long ago, but I guess four years is not. It really was not that long. No. We're hoping we're going to get a little bit of an annual thing. But you know, Hulu had other plans. Maybe they'll bring it back. Maybe. Thanks to this. Hulu. Hulu, where you at? You know, we've got some drags to drive against a fans.

1:00Yeah, that'll be dope. No, it was such a fun project. It was great. I love that show. Yeah, but I'm just I'm so impressed because I feel like what can't you do? At this point, eggs properly. Where does your go to scrambled? Well, no, I like it omelette because scrambled, I never get it right. And my grandmother used to make eggs and she used to put like a little milk in them. And I was like, I'm and it was like the perfect egg. Yeah. I just I don't have it fluffy. And I just don't have what it takes. Now I get I get succinct to all these TikToks with the people making Japanese eggs. Oh, the Japanese eggs are like a whole it's like a whole thing. That's new for me. I want I want egg talk. Currently. I'd like to get over there. Well, destroy this. That's fine. I don't know. I don't know my own strength. It's we're all full of chaos here. Like my main goal is just to like provide chaos. So you leave the room feeling better about your life. Okay, good. Okay, good. Yeah, good. Because you're on tour right now. I went to right now. High Hills bad knees. Around the United States. I did a bunch of dates in the spring. Winter. Now we're doing something to fall summer.

2:01Going to Australia going to. Oh, down under down under. Yeah, it's Kathan Kim. I'm doing that. And yeah, it's it's all really great. I really love doing stand up. Santa is my thing. I enjoy it. It's so liberating just being yourself on stage. Saying having the audience of a palm of your hand for your next bit. You're next joke. Your next joke. I love it. Your crowdwork is incredible. Thank you. Like absolutely incredible. I'm just like, oh, and you get such juicy, juicy little stories. You never know. You never know what you never know what's what what's weird stories are looking out there. No, it's really good. But for those that aren't familiar with our icon over here, today we are joined by Monet Exchange. Drag Race winner, Miss Congeniality. I'm just like your classic opera trained DJ. Yeah. Again, you're very well-rounded. And I think you've just gone through a lot of experiences in life. I watched your Chelsea Handler episode. Oh my god. The mushrooms. And then I watched your Z-way.

3:03And you went through like a big foot surgery. I'm like, it's called FFS foot feminization surgery. But you like you cut tendons. Oh, yeah, they cut tendons. I don't know the tendons were going to be cut until I was in the moment. And you're awake for that surgery. No, no, no. So you hear the tendons cut. I don't know if everyone has had any one listening. Has ever cut a tendon before. Up. It's very crunchy. They're like cartilage. You just hit it. It was intense. It was intense. That's not going to top anything I have today. So, shit. But I think you'll knock these stories out of the park. So the theme I've got is kind of like strict program. Okay, strict program. Yeah, these people are kind of on strict programs. Or maybe they need to be on a stricter one. I have to do say, I have to do say. It's kind of like this new slang thing. I've watched a lot of love Island. I'm watching a lot of love Island. UK or US. I finished season eight of America. Okay. I went back and watched season seven retroactively. Okay. Have you ever seen season seven of America? No. Wait, was that one with Maya Papaya?

4:04Yes. Yes, I watched that. With Um Huda? Yeah. The crash out of the century. Yeah. But it's like crazy that like when it came to I just watched a reunion tonight to go. And I guess in real time she had the most following. She was like so beloved by the fan base. And I was like, she was a nut job in the in the villa. I was so happy. People, did you watch it in real time? I did. Okay. Yeah. People did you love her? I was confused. A little. I thought she was fine. Just, you know, maybe shouldn't have been working through things very publicly on love Island. Yeah. But this season of UK. So good. Is it? Okay. So good. I gotta watch UK. What do you watch it? I've been watching it on Disney+. Okay. I'll work. I watch it. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of good. But okay. Let's see what you think of these ones. Okay. I know. Let me say something. I love Reddit. But I'm one like. Gory Reddit. I just like like like a lot of like fights. You and Bob a boat. Oh, yeah. I love fights on Reddit. But I don't go like he likes like the knockout.

5:04Yeah. Like like I'm not when it gets that far. I move on. He shared a subreddit with me that I was like. I never want to be back there. Yeah. No, no, no. I don't that's too bad. I like it when it's just a nice little school yard fight. Like a little bar fight between two Machuille bros. Like hey, you look at my girlfriend, man. You look at my girlfriend. You apologize, man. Apologize a little punch a little one too. Yeah. When it gets like then you're out. Yeah, I'm out. Okay. Yeah, no, no. That's good for us all to know. Okay, good. Okay, let's dive in. Okay. Okay. So first. Okay. I have three rapid fire stories that are just going to really ease us in.

6:18Make sure you're prepared for everything else I have. Okay. So up first for us here coming from Amity Ascle titled Amity Ascle for saying no to a bedroom brat. Oh, a bedroom brat. So does this mean something sexual? Some you like saying no. Did you want it some like little like little bedroom buddy that wants to be taken care of. Yeah, that's what I'm getting. Okay. So I made months pregnant and my husband made a brat. It's supposed to be brought for a nighttime snack at 9.30 pm. Like a bratwurst. Uh-huh. Oh my god. He brought it up to a room where I'm currently laying trying to get comfy, which is hard. So I'm a little more cranky than usual. The smell was way too much for me. So I told him to take it downstairs. He was mad and said he was tired and just wanted to eat in bed

7:18with his delicious bedroom brat. Oh my god. I'm exhausted from working all day and then switching to mom mode for our two kiddos under four. I don't want to smell meat all night long and want as peaceful a bedroom as possible. Am I the asshole for making him eat his food elsewhere aside from our bedroom? No, you're not the asshole. First of all, you are carrying this man. You are eight months pregnant. You got to pop any moon. You think about delivering the babies out. You know what I mean? And I, you know, I shock her. I've never been pregnant. No? I've never had. Okay. Not for lack of drying. And if I was not for lack of drying. For pregnant. And I've heard that like senses are so heightened. Like things smell crazy. Things look so like I can imagine you're uncomfortable. You have this alien growing inside of you. Literally sucking up all the nutrients out of your body. I know. You can't get comfortable. And the last thing you want it to do is smell a killbasa bratwurst,

8:21vendor-wurst, voodabog in your bedroom. No, what kind of bun, too? Because a pretzel bun, those kind of things. Oh my god, you just sit, eat it downstairs. No. Eat it downstairs. Come on, I'm a bad eater too. Like I love a bad snack. I love a bad snack. I do too. I don't think you're doing it when your partner is eight months pregnant. No. You know what I mean? I'm like chill downstairs with the bratwurst kabasa. Have it downstairs. And also, It's done in five seconds. When you come back upstairs, brush your teeth. Because I don't want to smell it on your breath. Lingerie and trying to pillotalk to me and I smell your sausage. Not the good sausage. You know what I mean? Yeah, well that's what the comments get into, right? Yeah. So the comments are like, not the asshole. Also, this was not the story I was expecting from the title. Yeah. And someone says, there's only one kind of sausage I want in bed. And it's not grilled. It's not grilled. No. No. There's another one here. Raised my kink expectations for nothing. Ooh. Raised my kink expectations. I think that, you know what it's giving? Like, you know, you match to someone and you like,

9:21you know, it's been a day or two. If you're, you know, if you're a regular decent human, if you're, if you're first time being an hour or two. And you think you're going to have an experience. And then the moment comes and it is nothing like what you expected. You built up all this expectation for a bad experience there. I know. There's another comment here from someone. They go, his delicious bedroom brought is how she ended up in her condition to begin with. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. The comments, they're good. The comments always, if you were the comments are so funny, they're so funny. They're so funny. I love it. Yeah. Okay. Next one for us here. This is coming from our slash traumatize them back. A subreddit where people kind of tell these like, almost petty revenge stories. traumatize them back. Okay. Today, a lady told me off for not seeing she needed help. So I took out my prosthetic eye. Honestly, work. Like, what do you think you got me? I got you, bitch. It's like, it's like that scene from hercules.

10:23The oracles pass in the eyes. Ha, ha, ha. So the story goes on to say, I was waiting to pick up a prescription a day when I heard some shuffling beside me for context. I'm blind on my left side. I lost vision in my left eye from glaucoma and eventually had the eye removed. So unless something is directly in my line of sight, I genuinely might not see it. When I finally turned around, I saw an older lady struggling to pick something up. So I offered to help her. She snapped at me and said not to bother because if I actually wanted to help, I would have been more proactive. I told her I was sorry, but I'm legally blind and I would have helped sooner had I seen her. She then hit me with people nowadays want to self-diagnose everything to avoid responsibility. So I had it. I took out my prosthetic eye, held it up and told her, you can diagnose it yourself if you're so uncertain. Yeah. Not a word from her after that. Good, honestly, you know, I gotta be honest,

11:25the whole thing of respecting your elders, I'm like, I don't care who you are, respect is always earned. And if I have a disability and I am going out of my way to help you and I'm met with a vitriol, venom and velocity, no. Velocity. Okay. And I'm like, yeah, like that reaction is so crazy. Like why would you jump to the negative when I was trying to help? Sorry, it wasn't. Yeah, it's trying to do a bit. Lois. She still got offered help. If people watch me struggle in the store and I don't get any help. Exactly. Daily. Yeah, that's crazy. Daily, no. What a crazy reaction. I know. Honestly, it was justified what you did. Yeah, it's not like some East Coast behavior. This was definitely like Boston and New York or something. All people over there are mad. They definitely are. You're also, God, you're pulling out big words. Like I watched Scott Evans episode with you, House Guest.

12:25Yeah. And you pulled out another word with him. And it was like, like, Baloo Garves. It was like, and he's just like, okay, I'm going to need a dictionary. I'm like, it's kind of, you're giving, you're giving smart. Okay, let's get into the thick of it now. That was just our warm up here. That was the warm up? That was our warm up. Yeah. It's going to be fine. It's going to be absolutely fine. You got this, okay? This is coming from our slash relationships. It is titled, My Boyfriend of Three Years, Refused to Pull Over While Driving, Pist Himself, And then kind of blamed me for it. Okay, as someone who has a very weak bladder, I drink a lot of water. I know a thing or two about emergency, he, the situation. Okay. I was talking about driving to the city, driving into the city with a friend from New Jersey to Manhattan. And we were on the turnpike. I had to pee so bad. So like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm,

13:26I don't want to have to pee. Like I have to pee. He's like, what are you going to do? I was like, so I was like, so I found the nearest exit. And but it was like rush hour. So the line was like so long. So like on the turn pack exit, like six rows of cars, we're like 17 back from the thing. I just get out the car. I'm like, leave the car running and like run all the way to the, to like the shoulder to just pee on the shoulder. I just had to in the middle of traffic. It was like, insane. I had to go though. So it might be this person's fault. Okay. Let's see. Let's see what you think. Yeah. My boyfriend, 27 male and I, 28 female, have been dating for three years. We were driving down the back roads for an hour and near the beginning of our journey, he said he needed to piss. Okay. I asked him at least four or five times if he wanted to pull over since he was driving and he refused. We were almost home with a gas station in sight. He said he couldn't make it any longer and pissed his pants. It was a very awkward ride home the rest of the way, 10 minutes.

14:26I didn't mention it and I helped him clean it up while he showered and put on some fresh shorts. He then tried to leave my house to return his own after he got out. I asked why and he said that it was because of him peeing itself and it happened because I was mad at him over something that he had said before we left from our destination. Not really relevant to the problem. He said he wanted to go home to discuss it and that he didn't want to pull over so he could get out of the car quicker. I didn't really understand his explanation in this but I haven't pushed. Reddit, I have a hard time dealing with this. On one hand, I know bodily functions sometimes cannot be controlled but he was in full control of the car and himself and refused to pull over. Then he kind of shifted the blame to me. I've had a hard time looking at him the same way. I mean, he is a grown man. Why is he pissing himself? I feel terrible for feeling this way but he never acted embarrassed or anything. Just kind of got defensive.

15:27I asked him if this has ever happened before and he insisted that it hasn't. Am I overreacting to what happened? I feel like I might be. I feel like there's overreacting happening on both sides. Number one, I think that he is ridiculous for being a man of her. Like you are a grown man, you're in control of your body. Like I think he's probably trying to be like, no, no, I can hold it. I don't need to pull over. I can hold it. So there's that there. And I also think that she is maybe taking it a little too personal too. I think sometimes guys try to be so much. You have to call him on and be like, and I hate that sometimes women have to do this for men but kind of help him sort through his emotions. He's clearly projecting his feeling of insecurity and upset that he pissed himself in front of her. I mean, I'd be very embarrassed and secure. Well, you know, I pissed myself on drag race. Yes, girl, let me tell you. That was not in the highlight clips. And I watched an hour and a half of them. What? No, it's a secret moment no one knew happened. It was on the Pondale episode.

16:28My first time I was in the bottom when I did the Pondale on Lipsync and I had to be so bad. And the judging that you see on TV, like it's like, what, 10 minutes in real life is about two hours. Oh my God. So sitting down and I was the first one to get critiqued. I had to be so bad. I was like, oh, I have to be out. I was like, I can hold it. They got to like the fourth girl. And I was like, which is like an hour and a half. And I was like, I can't hold it. So like in the middle of a roof, critiquing whatever girl. I was like, hey, I'm sorry, everyone. Like all the cameras, all production. I was like, I really have to go to the bathroom. And then I turn upstairs, upstage, and start walking up the stage and just start peeing myself in my costume for my stage. I was leaving a snail trail of urine up the stage. I go to the bathroom and change my tides, come back. And when I walk back on stage, Roof All stands up and gives me a standing ovation. Oh. Oh. But I did. So I know. Oh my God. So you can really relate to him in a way. Yes, I can really relate. So there's a lot of emotions. You're like, you're mad at yourself, but each other passed away with someone else. So I think she's like, hey babe,

17:31I noticed what's upsetting for you. I know that you don't want to pitch this up in front of me. But we've been together for four years. I've seen you do worse. Get over her. That is true. They have been together quite some time. You know what I mean? Like, come on. If you can't piss in front of your partner, I'll keep pissing in front of anyone else. I know. I know. That is very true. Yeah, I was a guy that tried to like get me to piss on him in like a situation. That's a big thing. It was a lot. Yeah. And I was like, I feel like you should advertise this before I show up. Yeah. I shouldn't be met with this request. Yeah. No, golden showers should definitely be right in advance. No, there's like a crazy thing going on with golden showers lately. Like, did you? This is so there's a crazy thing going on with golden showers. No, there really is like, have you ever heard of Bonnie Blue? No, it was Bonnie Blue. You don't want to know. No, no, I have to know. You don't want to know. She is an only fans creator. She might have been kicked off the platform even. Oh, but she did this challenge to like have sex with a thousand guys in a day.

18:31I heard about that one. Well, she's now pregnant. And she's having, well, she's having a baby shower where everyone just come and piss on her. Why she's pregnant? Feels like CPS should be called already. Yeah, preemptively. Like, oh, god. Yeah. Does she know what the dad is? I don't know. I'm not in her lore that that much. I just see the horror from people on news. Yeah, news shows being like, Bonnie Blue is doing a baby shower. The baby shower is diabolical. That's insane behavior. Bad. So then when you look at this, you're like, this isn't that bad. I love that bad. No, that bad. The top comment, you're not overreacting. He pissed himself instead of pulling over for a minute. He was fully in control of his body and his car the entire time. His actions are a result of his own decisions and have nothing to do with you. I'd have trouble respecting him ever again. After hearing him blame me for his decision to piss his pants,

19:32it's like a toddler yelling, look what you made me do. Literally. And that is, that is something that's so interesting about this. He was the one driving the car. I know. So why not just pull over? Because it's like, also, if you don't pull over, like what are you even like showing? How does I make you look or feel more it seems like a weird thing to like, you were driving the bus, but pull over. That's why I'm like, why are you and to blame her? I pissed myself because we got in a fight before we left and we had an hour drive and I was just trying to get home. So I wanted to piss in my toilet, my toilet only. I'm like, what? So you pissed yourself? You pissed yourself. It's crazy. I like, I'm just like, for what? It is not worth anything. Yeah. Silly. No, someone else in the comments shares another story from Reddit about someone's boyfriend shitting himself while driving. Shitting. Yeah. So up that ante, it's a big, big deal, I guess. But I wouldn't say overreacting,

20:33but I guess how do you want to proceed forward? Do you want to coddle him a little? I wouldn't coddle him, but I'm not into coddling anything. No. I'm not even children. Okay. No one deserves to be coddled. So not even kids. Not even kids. Yeah, I would have to call him out. I would be like this because also, I think that this behavior will be indicative of things later to come. Yeah. If this is how you behaving over something that you were in control of that you did to yourself, what is the next thing going to be? I know. That's a really good point because like, you've already gone so far as to piss yourself to prove a point to me. Yeah. What comes next? You're going to piss on me to prove the point? Come in my heel. Like, hello. What's going on? Yeah, no. OP does respond and size to that person, though. Like, him acting like a toddler is what it felt like. I was like, why did you do that? And he was like, because you were mad at me. I was so confused because I don't see how the two correlate. Oh, I don't see you. I don't get it. I don't like it. No. And then OP even says, I'm having a really hard time feeling sexually attracted him since all of this.

21:34Okay. I can talk to this when you and guys, when your partner starts doing things, not even sexually or like, be the prettiest, buffest, whatever your thing is and your partner is hot, things like that turn me off so bad and I get so attracted. I don't even want to think the thought of having sex if you repulsed me because I hate other behaviors that you do. How do you get over an IK? Do you have any advice for that? Where? Because this could be kind of an IK for 100% and that seems like that's what you're kind of describing. Yeah. And I can't. I can't. When the IK is there, it's there. I can't get over it. But I am also a Pisces. So I'm a, I am a, when? February 19th. Oh, March 4th. March 4th. I'm like, look at us. But I so I am a suffer in silencer. Like, I will be half the IK and I will suffer. And I would just like go along with it. Go along until it's too much. It's too much. I just like, all right. Papa. And then you're like done. You did done for sure. Yeah. Yeah. We do get an update on this. Okay. The update comes almost 20 days later.

22:35So she comes back and she's like, here's how it went down. Okay. I'm ready for it. If you can't see the original post, try googling it. That thread blew up way more than I thought it would. I had originally posted it before six months ago when the incident originally happened. And I didn't get any response. So I truly thought I was under reacting and kind of swallowed my concerns. But over time, they kept creeping up. And I started noticing more and more that everything was my fault in his life. So I decided to repost again. This post really affirmed what I knew but didn't want to accept for whatever reason. That the relationship had to end. The thread made me think a lot about my life and what our life together would look like. All I could think about was this. Him pissing himself. Happening again in the future. I thought about us having kids and how he would deal with them. I thought about having to make tough decisions with him. I thought about making tough financial decisions. I thought about having to go through tough life events like losing a parent. I realized that I would always be blamed

23:35for things that went wrong, even though they were not my fault or within my control. And that he wasn't someone I could truly rely on for support. Yeah. It just took him to literally and purposefully lose control of his own bladder for me to see this. I broke up with him a few days after the original post. I told him I wasn't happy with the relationship anymore and that I wanted out. He didn't really fight or ask why. So it was a surprisingly easy breakup. He had other issues in his life and refuses in general the idea of therapy. So I didn't even suggest it. God, the red flags. Not really my problem or concern anymore. Despite being together three years, I was surprised with how relieved I felt when I let go. Pun intended. I think I mourned the relationship for a day or two. Man, I've been totally fine since. I've been hitting the gym almost every day at lunch and have had plans every night with friends or family. So I really haven't let the loss of this relationship get me down.

24:36I guess if anything, it's really open my eyes to trusting my gut and my instincts. I knew him pissing himself was fucked up and I knew and felt like he was blaming me. I should have trusted my gut and ended it right there and then when he showed me who he truly was. Let me take off something right now. The gut is the most powerful organ in the body. Okay. The gut tells you everything you need to know about so many situations. I wish that I would trust my gut more. But you always, there's always that stupid thing in the back of your head. It's like, well, no, but the gut is always right. Every time I waited too long to do a breakup, after the breakup and I got through it, I was like, why didn't I do that so much so much to you? Like, why did I wait this long? Yeah, he was giving red flags from everything was going to be your fault. If you could make pissing yourself when you drive your car somewhere to put that on the person, everything. When you put it like that, it's yeah. Like when you're driving the car. You're in the control of 80, 100% of the things, but it's somehow my fault. It's insane.

25:36It's insane. So is this next one? Oh, God. This episode is brought to you by Nintendo. Everyone's version of me time is a little different. That's why the Nintendo Switch 2 system is so fun. With exclusive and Nintendo Switch compatible games like Mario Kart World, Animal Crossing, New Horizons, Nintendo Switch 2 edition, Tomodachi Life, Live in the Dream, or Yoshi in the Mysterious Book, there's something for every vibe. And with upgraded hardware, play at home or on the go whenever the mood hits. Learn more at Nintendo.com, slash Nintendo Switch 2. Games and systems sold separately. Some Nintendo Switch games may not be supported or fully compatible with Nintendo Switch 2. Games rated E for everyone. Okay, so this next one is coming from our slash gay bros titled, I compared my boyfriend to an ex a year and a half ago, and he's still upset. How can we move forward? How can I make it up to him? Me, 25 male and my boyfriend, 25 male, have been together for just over two years.

26:36Yeah, I can't do it. A year and seven months ago, on our first Valentine's Day, we were having sex. He was bottom-ing, but he was struggling. I'm his first boyfriend and only sexual partner. He is my third boyfriend and fourth sexual partner. I have a history of ED. When he was struggling, I went soft and became embarrassed. In a moment of self-doubt, I said, quote, it was a lot easier with my ex. Why would your brain even think about saying that? I immediately regretted it and apologized, and he said, don't ever say that again. It wasn't even true. I struggled with all of my exes. I just felt that in that moment, I felt so low that I projected it on him. I told him this. Admittedly, it was to hurt him, which I told him to. I apologized profusely and he said, it's okay, and we moved on. Over the last year and seven months, he has randomly brought it up as something that hurt him.

27:38Each time, I'd apologize and reassured him, and we'd move on. But about three weeks ago, he brought it up again. And this time, when I apologized, he started to cry and said that he should have broken up with me back when it happened. That I ruined his first ever Valentine's Day, that he thinks about the comparison multiple times a week, and every time we have sex, he said he's now considering breaking up. I told him it's not fair to me to threaten this now. He said three weeks ago he would work on the relationship and go to therapy, but he still brings up breaking up as a possibility. To be clear, I have never repeated the comparison or anything like it, and he agrees that I have grown. He himself has said that the person I am today is much better than who I was two years ago. He has said that he knows I didn't deserve him two years ago, but the person I am now deserves him. I think part of it is that early on, I made him feel inferior for not having a boyfriend before me. I'd bring up how glad I was to have dated other people

28:39so I could have a history, how glad I was to have many sexual partners, and I told him that I specifically went after him because he had less experience than me. Again, I'm his first almost everything. I want to make this up to him, but he doesn't know how. I don't either. Any advice I know no one can read his mind, but any guidance would help. Oh, you know, when you were a gay, you're so sensitive. And knowing that you're bottoming, and there's not going to be a right, because bottoming there is, oh my God, there's so many bills, hooks, levers, and tugs. They're good, right? You know what I mean? Especially if you don't have the proper person or things aligned to teach you what to do, there's so many things that can go wrong, overducing, like other things that really make it difficult. So I get it being insecure and saying, but so the person that said my boyfriend did it better was the bottom or the top. So my boyfriend was bottoming, right?

29:42He was bottoming, but I was struggling. So I said to him, it was a lot easier with my ex. And he was the one who was experienced, the top of his experience. Oh, so was even the bottom of the top. So tops are so bold these days. Like that? Yeah, that's fun. Like you have someone being really vulnerable. That's messed up. You can swear as much as you want to hear, babe. You're good. Like that's crazy. No, like, and it's, what'd you call him a gaybie? Yeah, gaybie. Gaybaby? Gaybaby, gaybaby. I've never heard that before. Yeah, a little bit gaybie. Oh my God, it's like, this is, you're supposed to, I feel like, be the more comforting to teach your- Yeah, yeah. Also, the bottom is the one that ought to work. You just, you know, getting back there and, you know, the bottom is, has sometimes, years of preparation before. You got the sitting on a toilet bowl and make sure the water runs clear for God knows how well. And the bottom is working. So to weaponize the sexual experience because of your insecurity is crazy.

30:43And so it's sitting out, and out of the bottom was like, it's been haunting him this thing. Yeah, a year and seven months, it stuck with him. Okay, well, baby, you got to pray it, pray it away or something. I mean, a year and a half, Jesus Christ. He didn't say, he didn't say your whole family should die in a fire. He said, my boyfriend did a little bit better. I mean, I get your feelings for her but holding onto that for a year and a half. Yeah, I will say doing the math here. That was said to him about three months after starting dating. Okay, so early in, early in the future. Early, yeah. So for me, I understand being hurt still. I hold a grudge. I say him. I hold a grudge. I forgive, I don't forget. Same. Yeah. And I tend to go a little scorched earth when I feel wrong. So for me, I'm like, I got it, but you need to ask yourself, do you want to feel like this forever? Cause it also, it kind of eats at you. 100%. So do you want to feel like this? Option one, I don't know, I don't think so. Two, can you go to therapy and resolve it? Three, otherwise start fresh.

31:44Start fresh. Start fresh. Yeah, break up and move on. Yeah. Yeah. And then you're like, you don't want to be carrying that baggage throughout the entire tenure of your relationship. You're feeling I'm getting engaged with America. Like, you'll never, it will never go away. It would always be a thing that he said to you that you won't forget. So it's like, I'm going to cut the cord and move on. Yeah. If somebody do's out here, well, do you find this to be a little bit of a red flag too? The part where OP was like, I was so glad that I dated other people so I could have a history. I was so glad to have so many sexual partners. I told him that I specifically went after him because he had less experience than me. Do you find that to be kind of? It's not problematic. I'm like, what is the vibe that you want to create that you want? Why does your partner need to have less experience in you? Feels like a power imbalance. Yeah, for sure. Like, I want to be more superior than you. You're more superior. I'm better than you. I'm all about having partners. So you have experience in like, you know, the more, the more times you've, you know,

32:46you're written a bike. The better you'll be at it. So get it. But the specifically one is someone that has less experience and you're like, you want to be able to like take advantage of it or training to be your little perfect bottom for you that I don't like. I think that he is. He wants someone with less experience so he can always seem like he know what he's doing. He's like, I have the experience here and the bottom having less experience can't call them on. I'd be like, well, that was not good. No. He's kind of playing to him kind of struggling with ED. And if there's more control, maybe it's less noticeable. Like, you don't have experience. You don't know any better. You don't know any different. Yeah. So no, this isn't that big of a deal. Yeah. And hey, people struggle with ED. Like it happens, but you shouldn't belittle someone else to bring yourself up. I agree. And if somebody's, there's so many fixes to ED, you know, the gaze now, they do try max. I've got about try max. No. Girl. Girls with ED out there, they, they, they, there's like a syringe.

33:48Are you like inject, um, uh, what's the thing with the viagra into like your penis? Oh, you're going direct. Not oral. Like, no oral. It's like straight into the penis syringe inject. I've heard about penis pumps. I feel like that's really common for older adults. Yeah. But then like your penis becomes like almost like amorphous. I've wanted to see one. This sounds so weird. Purely for educational purposes. I just want to see one because I heard you pump it up by squeezing the balls. Yes. I'm like, I just want to like, no, not, no, not your, not the balls your body. Like the pump has a ball on it. Everyone is telling me, yeah, you squeezed the balls. And I'm like, how do they insert that? See, this is a vibe. So that you came on education at its finest. No, it's a ball like a, like a ball that's like, you know, you know, you know what it's to hook back up because it's like basically like a vacuum that goes on the penis and then like suction to the penis. And you know, like, like the old French perfumes, like the ball, you squirt like that. Yeah. So it's like a, a little too with like a ball like that attached to when you squeeze the

34:51ball and it pumps. Isn't there a surgery though where you can get it inserted internally? Okay. So an X is what someone I used to deal with. Yeah. Someone in a family had this. So I think that's when I'm talking about it. Oh, yeah. And I thought that when you literally squeeze the balls and it does pump. And so he had was like, it was just like a, like a button inside. So basically like, he became like Bane from from Batman. And he's like, where do they put the button? It's like in the ball area. Okay. Yeah. So like he, that was like Bane. He's like, and then and it's like, that's so crazy modern technology. Technology, girl, crazy. This is why I know. I know. See, again, I would like to see that. I'm like, I'm 36 and I barely want to have six now. I'm like, when I'm in my late 60s, I don't know. I know. I guess when you're ready to go is then you don't have to think about just okay. I feel like I don't know. Sex feels like it gets more fun after like 50.

35:54That's what I've heard. I'm excited to get there. Like I'm in the 30 slum. It's same. 32. I'm kind of in a roommate phase. Like it's hard when you're so busy and it's like, you got it like almost. Schedule it. Right. Also, adulting is so annoying. You constantly, you have to do every, like the, the, the lie that would sold to us that we wanted to be adult and get mature and be old. It's such, it's the biggest game in history. Like when you're a kid, you want nothing more than to be an adult and being a pen and now I'm an adult and independent. I want to, I wish I could go back. I don't want to pay for my bills. I don't have to forget some of my car. I also want to do it for me. No. It's too much. The big lie. Become an adult. It's exhausting. It's exhausting. I found another story and I haven't read it with you yet, but it kind of plays into adulting. So maybe I'll hit it next, but we don't want to have an update on this one. Okay. Kind of responds to people in the comments because some people do pick apart that I went for him because he's less experienced. And they basically just call him a psycho. Like word for word. They're like, what kind of psycho would say something like that to their partner?

36:54Because the obviously hurtful comment, this is the bigger red flag in my opinion. You basically belittled your boyfriend from the beginning and act surprised that he brings up your comment because you probably completely crushed his self esteem. OP does respond. This was two years ago. And I no longer say or act that way. I have grown through this relationship and my boyfriend agrees that I have two. So they're still together. As far as we know. Yeah. And how long ago was that? This post is from 2022. Oh, wow. So recent, pretty recent. So technology's got even better. So for that, for that ED. Four years. Four years. Maybe they've come a long way since then. Yeah. They're still together. Having a good time. I don't see any other post on OP's account. Oh, the one and done. One and done. But I will say this post is from about Reddit saying three years, but it's from 2022. So whatever the math is there. But the account is nine years old and a verified email.

37:56Oh. So I'm going to send him a little chat. Ooh. Go to his email if he's got that notification on. Yeah. And we're like, do you have an update for us? And he voted to give it to us now. You still together? I'm typing. They're active in a bunch of subreddits. My producer Bailey is telling me our slash balls. The pumping balls apparently. Maybe they looked into it. Yeah. Or like, otherwise like bouncy balls. I don't know. Our slash Christianity. Oh, of course. Our slash celebrity penis. See, this one I'm going to write. You can see where everyone. You can see all the groups, all the subreddits there. Part of. Yeah. Oh. You know, that's why you need to throw away account. Not traced back to you. Okay. Let's get into this little adulting one because your tour is really about like adulting. I heard your knees crack. Yeah. You know, my knees just don't before I used to be able to be on them for so long. And now I use to have knees like Megan. Now I have knees like, you know, my grandmother. Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart.

38:57Martha probably had some good knees though. She's in the garden, you know? Oh, she is gardening. She's got horses. She's got fesins for her birthday. Did she really know that? I'm like, I'm a big fucking Martha fan. I love her. I don't know what it is. I just, my goal is like, just, I just want to go to a Martha Stewart dinner party. She doesn't even have to talk to me. Just let me be in the room. That's like me and RuPaul. I want to go to one of RuPaul's gay nights. Oh. Yeah. That's a good, like bucket list. You won. You haven't gotten invited yet. I want to talk to us. RuPaul is not hanging out with these girls. It's about a drug queen steal. If he wasn't a drug queen in his house, they would steal. You think? They're thieves. They're all dangerous and should not be allowed near regular human beings. I wouldn't expect that group to be clubbed of. They're clubbed of those girls. I don't know about any queens in my house. I want to Instagram. I see someone using my fucking spatula. Oh my God. Anything. Anything's fair game. Yeah. Okay. I'm a 44 year old guy and lately it just feels like adulthood is pretending to be fine

40:07with stuff that quietly drives you nuts. My neighbor's dog barks like it's trying out for a horror movie. My hairline's retreating like it's got its own escape plan. And every quick nap spirals into a full existential crisis. Yesterday I dropped a plate, apologized to it out loud and only later remembered that it's not a person. I also ended up reading through a bunch of old texts from 2017 like I was on an emotional archeological dig. I'm not even that lonely just surrounded by way too much silence and overthinking. Try to act like I've got it all together, but honestly, I'd love it if someone just told me it's totally fine to cry into a styrofoam box of low main ones in a while. Anyways, thanks for letting me toss this out there. If anyone has ever caught themselves apologizing to an object or nearly sent a, hey, just thinking about you text at 2 a.m. and blacked out, you're not alone. I definitely wanted to text. I sent one last night. No. Make sure it is. No. What was good is that when it was I sent it, I didn't really want to do anything because

41:09if it became anything, I'm like, oh god, to that bottom early, I got to go to the bathroom or I was just too much work. You know, I wish, you know, yeah. So we've all been there. Yeah, you know, we've all been there. We can only be so perfect, you know. Yeah, like it was so much fun. Well, this sounds fun and then when I sent it, I was like, what did I do that? Because if I get a response, I'm, I'm going to just go to bed. Did you go inside or do you sit with it? No, I submitted. Well, he's, he has found it a problem. The text message was green because they don't. Oh, no. That'll get you. I know it's always the guys. Absolutely. The text message is used and it matches on the floor that gives you right. You know what I mean? No, no bed frame. No, that's a big part of adult. I feel like that is a defining moment in adulthood is like when you go from mattress on the floor and you get rid of the navy blue sheets and you get a bed frame and maybe some curtains. The curtains would be nice. Curtains would be good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, I mean, everyone's entitled to a little fun ever now and again. I hope you get a response. Yeah, I will.

42:09I think. You know what you are. Hey. Okay. Okay, off to this next one. This one might need a little bit of love. A prayer. Maybe some tender kid gloves as we address it. I know you know a thing or two about a sponge. I do. So I was coming through Reddit and I'm like, let me find a good sponge story. And I came across this one in the title just blew me out of the water. Oh, God. What is that? It is coming from our slash off my chest titled, hopelessly attracted to SpongeBob square pants. I'm not sure how to put this, but I'm in love with SpongeBob. It's not only that, but I'm sexually attracted to SpongeBob as well. The only person that knows is my very best friend, but he thinks I'm joking about it. I've talked to strangers on the internet before, but I've only really met ridicule outside of a handful of people. I fully believe this is affecting my ability to have a meaningful relationship with a real

43:14person too. I'm not sure how I identify either. I know I'm a 21 year old male, but I don't know if I'm attracted to other males, females, or any of the other things people identify themselves as. But I think if I could get passed my unhealthy desire for a cartoon character, I could at least figure it out. My friend jokes that I'm sponge sexual. And I go along with it because I think he'd stop being friends with me if he knew it was actually a real attraction. It's not just watching SpongeBob either. I read and write fanfiction, I look at Rule 34 art, and I have so much SpongeBob stuff it clutteres my room. I'm so ashamed, but at the same time I do try to embrace who I am, but every time I do, I end up feeling more ashamed and repeat the vicious cycle all over again. I know in the grand scheme of things, this isn't really that big of a deal, and people have way worse issues than I do, but I need to tell someone and really work on getting my head on straight. The past few days, this is just eating away at me to an unhealthy level.

44:14I find myself crying, unable to sleep, and I don't feel like eating. My parents think I'm depressed, maybe I am. They want to help, but I think they disown me if they knew the truth. They know I'm a SpongeBob fan, and it doesn't faze them at all since they say there are far worse things I could be into. Sorry for the rambling, I just don't know what to do anymore, and I had to tell someone anyone how I was feeling. I thought about making a throwaway account since my post history would be cringy to the average person, but I figured why bother? A tractor to Sponge. I don't know what it is about SpongeBob that is so attractive. Is it the corner edges? Is it the multiple holes? The multiple holes. So I will say this is a big, big, big king of the sponges. I know I, a sponge is, but more specifically SpongeBob. SpongeBob. Yeah, and I was like, Monane knows Sponge, Monane knows Bob. I feel like I'm like, you know, you'll be good on this.

45:17I mean, you know, to each, again, not King Shamming, whatever your thing is, but there's just nothing about SpongeBob that's sexually appealing or attractive to the voice. I can't even do it. I can imagine that when you're like someone's climaxing. It's very jarring. The dolphin noise. The dolphin. Oh my God. I can't, I don't even want to add times. I can't, I can't, I can't get into Squidward. Squidward, I've got that nose on him. You know what I mean? So Sandy, a lot of people have into Sandy the squirrel. To Sandy. But this is a big thing. I mean, I then started going deep diving, looking at other accounts, other subs. There's a post from two months ago from off my chest. SpongeBob SquarePants turns me on. One day I was watching SpongeBob and boom, all over the ceiling. It's scary when we do style. Yeah, there's another post from Ask Me Anything. That's actually coming from a woman. I'm 28 female in love with SpongeBob since I was eight and going therapy for that reason. Ask me anything. Going to therapy? Yeah.

46:18This is like multiple people are deeply affected by SpongeBob. Oh my God. Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs? Ha ha, I knew someone would do that. Have you tried banging a guy in a SpongeBob costume? Oh, okay, there's a thing. I know you mean, but it wouldn't be the same for me, the person says. OP. I don't want a guy in a SpongeBob suit. I want SpongeBob. I want SpongeBob. It's not a fetish. I'm deeply in love with him. I'm trying to think, is there any, there's no character that I'm like that. I mean, maybe, maybe. What about the Grinch? I've had that fetish before. No, I'm like here. I'm full. I'm like a dolphin. I'm like full body later here, move it. That's what I want with my thing too. I could do a little chest here, a little chest here with cute, with the Grinches too much. Grinches too much. Someone's walking with a hair ball. Spirit, the horse is a big sexual awakening for a lot of people. Spirit, the horse is a good one. I like that. I'm Shrek. He's on a lot of people's hear me outkicks. Not, no. What about handsome Shrek? I've never seen handsome Shrek. Never seen handsome Shrek. No.

47:18How handsome is he? I mean, he looked pretty good. Chiseled, very chiseled jaw. All that jazz. Handsome Shrek. Here's some pigs of handsome Shrek. Oh, when he got it. No, I don't like that either. I will show you what the Rule 34 art is. Rule 34. Yeah, so OP was like, I've, unless you don't want to see it, it is. No, I want to see. Okay. And just to be clear, Rule 34 is an internet meme and cultural adage stating that if something exists, there is pornography of it. Oh, yes, I agree with that. Okay. For sure. So I looked up Rule 34 art sponge bob. And. Oh, God. I, I cannot show it on the video version of this show. It would instantly get us demonetized. Oh, my God. I mean, they do sandy Squidward and Patrick and SpongeBob. Oh, wow. Squidward Patrick and SpongeBob having a good time with a little Tiki house.

48:21Sandy, Sandy is a really, I think a lot of people are in the Sandy. Also the whale girl. The whale pearl. Pearl. Pearl. Yeah, they really did pearl up. Wow. Yeah, SpongeBob and Squidward. It exists. It exists. There is pornography of it. For sure. See all that or you kind of like. No. I don't think it does it for you still. I'm still a Tiki Squidward. SpongeBob is too right. Also I'm not into short kings. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You got to be able to six for two to go on this ride. Oh. Although I was reading this, someone read the statistics in me. Apparently like less than 8% of the male population is taller than six four. 8%. Less than 8%. I can see it. I feel like I meet a lot of tall, like really tall guys. Yeah. It does feel like a, I think we're getting shorter though. I think we've heard that where humans right now are getting shorter. I wish I were short. I'm too tall. I think you just need to go to like Scandinavian or Nordic countries. I get like the, everything guys getting the, the, the, the, the, the knee surgery to be taller.

49:22Dude, that's insane. It's insane. Not worth it. Not worth it at all. Do not do that to yourself. Guys do anything to go to therapy. Like I need to be taller. No. So you're not into it. But what advice would you give this person? I would tell them you know, life is too short, baby girl. It's bunch of what is doing for you. Make you have a good day. Make you live your life. Maybe you flick your beans to SpongeBob as much as you want to. Also AI is, you know, I, we're not AI, but there are things that you can do. I'm sure that you can have a very realistic SpongeBob experience using computer technology there you go. You know, your headset. Your headset. Yeah. Slap that Oculus on. Get SpongeBob in there. Y'all have intimate night. I bet, honestly, I bet it exists. And you know, there's a lot of people in life that are just looking for like a platonic, almost like a, I don't know, like a lavender marriage kind of. Lavender marriage. Like you can be the SpongeBob, but then have that person for partnership and camaraderie. Yeah. And then maybe they're in a something else.

50:24Like this is bringing me back. I run a story a while ago where this guy was in love with a roach woman. And it was this, this roach character turned woman named Ogtha. And he was in love with her and ended up marrying her. No. That's what made him happy. Like Iroh. Yeah. Ogtha. Oh, God. What are you doing? I know. So I mean, there's ways, if you're, you know, out there, there's ways to be happy. I can't. But I look const. Imagine inviting a family to your marriage to a roach. A roach? No. No. I'm not a big fan of roaches. Same. Only anyone is a fine roach. We're not sure where it someone is. Someone. Yeah. I'm from New York City. I want to see no fucking roach. No, I have a hard time. Like I know we have a lot of rat lovers in the two out takes community too. I'd want like almost jump out of a tree at me last night. So like that freaks me out. I would die.

51:24I literally, I just, I went to go like grab one of my horse's toys and like coming down the tree was a big rat. And like I just lost it. No. At that point, throw me away. It's skin me alive. Boy my skin. Clean it off and then put it back on my body. I know. I can't do with rodents. Do you have any pets? I have a hairless cat calling in. You really don't like the hair. And I don't like the hair. No hair on my cat either. And I'm also, I got, I got an allergy test a few months ago. A few years ago, sorry. And I found out I'm allergic to number one horses. You can't come to my house. Number two rats and mice. I'll look at those. Okay. And the number three are dogs, four cats. It's like all animal dandruff basically. I know. Yeah. So I can't fuck with that. Have you ever put a giraffe? I've never put a giraffe. I've probably been allergic to that. Because they're in the same, like in the horse family. Yeah, they have them at the LASU. You can feed them for like five bucks. Yeah, probably have a really better reaction.

52:25And so I got the test done and I was like, oh, whatever. It's a little like test, whatever. And then I was doing this. I was shooting a pilot for the show. And one of the shots they had is we drove out to Temecula and they wanted to ride horses in wine country and Temecula. So I was like, is anyone allergic to horses? No, anything else? No. On the horse. No. I feel like my face getting a little itchy. I feel like I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, why was this shooting? Oh, no, it's like serious. It's happening. And then Trinity, the tuck is also in this. And she was ahead of me. She turned around to ask me a question and she goes, oh my god. I was like, face this. I was like, what? I'm like, hit. You're gonna move your head to a wolf's mouth. Do you want a picture? Do you take a picture of this? No, I didn't. But like my eyes are so red. My face is holding them up. They had to run to get me an epi-pan out. Yeah, I was gonna say that's like anaphylactic. Yeah, I was having like the owner reaction. I was like, I just thought it was a little, I thought I would sneeze. Mother, I would like- Like blow up like that. Yeah, blow up, yeah. That is really intense. That's like, I got a hairless cat because I was like, but what

53:27they don't tell you is that- You have to oil them. It's not the hair that you're allergic to is there saliva. It's the enzyme in this saliva that makes you allergic. So that's why hairless are better because they don't have hair. They're not really grooming themselves. Exactly. It's not the fur, it's the hair. I mean, it's the saliva. No, that makes total sense. But I got it. I was like, oh my God, I was like, oh my God, I got this hairless cat. I'm gonna be good. The first three months of my cat were awful. I was constantly thinking within my body just got accustomed to it. So it's now like- Did you get the shots? No, no. I know a lot of people did that. Yeah, I know. But I heard it was like not always effective. I'm like, whatever. That is intense. Yeah. Your cat is so lucky. She's a little sweet girl. Yeah, because like a lot of people would have given up. Like three months is- I know. Every story you tell me, I'm like, you are such a trooper. I am a suffering silence. I suffer. I was suffering silence a lot. Are like so. I'll just go with it. Just go with it. Wow. But to my own detriment sometimes, it's silly. Yeah, what's a big word that I'm trying to think of? It's like you persevere.

54:28Oh, I like that. I'm a persevere bra. You're fluid, adaptable. I am adaptable. There's another big word I'm looking for. You probably know it. I'm anaphylactic. Oh, that's allergic. No, but it's just like you really are able to roll with the punches and just like be a bigger, better person because of it. Why don't I'm being a better person? Definitely a bigger person. I'm not a better person. You get really good energy. Oh, I appreciate that. I try to be a positive light in the world. Yeah, I feel like you only would probably sabotage Bob. For sure. Yeah, often. Okay, this next one for us. Have you ever been told you have too much boob? So in drag, I had these like foam boob inserts and to give myself a nipple which Kim Kardashian copied off of me. Oh, I would put a tight on it and I would tie like a cut the tight and I would tie like a knot and the things that looks like a nipple. So I have these like very like fierce big nipples and drag. Okay. And then cut to who made a nipple bra about three years ago.

55:28Oh, Kimberly, I think it's cousin me. I bet it was. Yeah, I think so. I have to say yes. I like it. I have told my boob to do my okay. Well, this person was also told their boobs were too much. This is coming from our slash am I over reacting? Am I over reacting for being upset when my brother-in-law told my husband that I had too much boob? So I, 22 female have never been particularly close with my brother-in-law, 30 male or his wife, but my husband is he's 23 male. They've lived together for around seven years actually. He feels indebted to them as they rescued him from a difficult household situation involving other family members and substance abuse, which I understand. However, I get the sense that they never really approved of me. They are religious and traditional and I dress alternative and dye my hair. In fact, one of the first things brother-in-law ever said to my husband when we first started dating was quote, you like that hair.

56:29He was pink at the time. I tolerate most of it, but recently my brother-in-law had my husband meet him at a restaurant for a talk. Oh. Brother-in-law told him that he and his wife had had a discussion and decided that I have too much boob, his exact wording to husband. And they don't like the way I dress nor do they want me around their eight-year-old daughter if I dress like that because they don't want her to think that's okay. When husband came home and told me about this, I was so embarrassed. I started sobbing. Husband got annoyed with me because he can understand where they're coming from. Oh, God. And things it wasn't unreasonable to say. Brother-in-law also told him that they were upset that I didn't seem to want to come around very often. And so- She, you think? So I told my husband that stuff like this is exactly why I don't feel comfortable around them. She got angry and then left the room. I have triple-dees.

57:31I can't exactly help the amount of boob I have because no matter what I wear, they will always be there. I don't want to start wearing turtlenecks or a binder every time I have to see them. And I've never dressed inappropriately around them on purpose ever. I added some pictures of my outfits for reference. Am I overreacting for being upset? I'm not even with that brother-in-law for saying that and am I husband for taking their side. I've seen brother-in-law and his wife in person since then and they always act super nice to my face and never mention the way I dress or anything which makes me feel even weirder that they forced my husband to say that to me and then act like it never happened. I almost would have preferred. They just say it to my face. Just being around them gives me so much anxiety now. I feel like they're judging everything I do. Am I overreacting? Can we see the pictures? You sure can. I want to see. So this is picture one. Okay. Yes, that is so modest. You could literally wear that to church. Literally. It is like a longer cardigan black sweater, a little lacy dress, some flat.

58:36But the booze are covered, the dress goes down below her knees I think. Yeah. Below the knees it's almost like mid cap. Yeah, mid cap. A middie? Yeah. Okay, so that's picture number one, picture number two. Girl, there's nothing wrong with this outfit either. Tank top looking like spaghetti strap dress, sweater tied around, converse. Very cute. Yeah, not at all. Their issues are not about your boobs girl. They're using that as the masks really to convince their brother to not be with you because they have other issues. It's not about your boobs. Also, I'm so sick and tired of people trying to pull these women's bodies. And like, so because first of all, we all have breasts. And when we all have breasts, why can I'm at the beach? I'm like, when we're walking around with them, what I'm like, why can't do it? Have their pecs out, but when we can have their their their pecs out. I know. So I think that they're masking it as some fakery's and they're trying to call your boobs.

59:36The pictures you sent, not unless you're sending us this and you walking around, you out there in like a fling shot bikini. You know what I mean? Even then, no. This is cutesy. Yeah, this cutesy, it's great. They're using that as an excuse to mask some other three. And this is a red flag for the family. And sister-in-law, how did Shane want to hear? Well, and then bring the daughter in it too. They don't want me around their eight year old daughter because if I dress like that, they don't want her to think it's okay. That's crazy. That's insane. That's insane. Also, are you keeping your kid at the house all the time? Like, I've seen worse at Walmart. I know. I've seen people basically naked at Walmart. Yeah, it's such a, it's nonsense. There's another issue here that they're projecting and they're using the boo thing as a excuse. They definitely are. And honestly, this would be my little line in the sand with my husband. You either get on my team and you start back in me up or you're going to go move back in with your brother and his wife because we're done. Yeah, and you're over to her next round of house.

1:00:37Like, who are you married to? Who's back should you have? Yeah, that's it. When partners don't have each other's back like that, I'm like, what are we doing here? You're supposed to be, you're my ace boon, you're my rider die. You should be defending me tooth and nail. I said to someone else, you know what I mean? What was that first one you said? Ace boon, ace boon. I don't know what that is. It's like, like, besties. Like, we're like, we're in together. We're like, I like anything with a spoon. I like spoonings. I'm like that. Okay. Okay. Are you a big spoon or a little spoon? I like to go back and forth. You know, if I'm on the couch, I like to be the big spoon because I don't want to feel like I'm falling off. Mmm. But otherwise, little. Yeah, I like to, I like to be a little spoon. And I'm a big man. So it takes a big, I need, I need a fucking ladle. This is why you need to go to like, even like a Denmark. I know that's there. All tall and hot over there. Girl, they are built. They are people of stature. Did you watch the World Cup? No. Okay. I'm going to like send you some early, a Hollander. I don't know. You're going to lose your mind. Really?

1:01:38Yeah. Okay. I got to go over there then. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go over there and get a little bit more of a stop on your tour. Ooh. Two birds one sound. But overall, I'd say not overreacting. Not overreacting at all. I think you are so justified. And again, I think you have a brother-in-law problem, but maybe more importantly or a bigger problem is your husband, actually. You're 100%. Because he also chose to be the one to tell her that. Yeah. You, which I do like being in the know. I want to know all the tea. I want to know all the information. Oh, yeah, for sure. But the words that came out of his mouth, I understand where they're coming from. Hey, Pat. Get out. No, I won't. Of here. I hate Pat. Go sit by the couch. Maybe actually go get a hotel. Get out of my face. I don't want to breathe with your same air. No. You got to be on my side. Yeah. So comment right now that's at the top. I've got it sorted by best comments. You're not overreacting and your husband is completely spineless.

1:02:39I love the word spineless, actually. It's a great insult. I love when people on Reddit, like in the comments, they're like, girl, grow a spine. And then they'll come back and update and be like, I have a new, shiny spine. And like, because they get it, it's like, yeah, have a little backbone for yourself. It's nice to be a great, gross spine. Someone says in response to that, she's underreacting. His brother shouldn't on her should never have even been made to her ears. Let alone become a problem that she needs to attend to. The husband never should have agreed to entertain a conversation that shits on his wife with brother-in-law in the first place or paraded any of that evil shit to her. I love when they get spiked to Nicolevers. Yeah. They're like, it's bested too. Like you can tell this kid, this happens to this person. This happens to this person. This is a personal experience that they're delivering, reliving again. Yeah. Very triggered. I'm triggered. I've got triple Ds. Like borderline, like the triple Ds don't even contain them anymore.

1:03:40That's why we're buttoned up. You know, we're going to be appropriate. But like, it's just one of those things that like, I've got some pictures I took in can. And I'm like, scared to post them because I just like, because the tits are out. Good. Let them out, girl. Let the things stop the yard. Let them roll. Or they are just out. And it's not, it's not typically something I would post. Like, I don't know. I just like, I hate, you know, as she said, like no matter what, you wear as a person with bigger boobs. Yeah. It's just there. It's front and center. And so I like, I spoke on some panels and I was like, buttoned up during the day, but then on night, like, you know, we're out. Yeah. Yeah, it's girl. That is so hot and so fierce. Yeah. So that's hop is that is it address or is that that's that's. That's. Girl, you look great. Yeah, I'll get there. I'll get there. I'll get there. I'll get to post them. Okay. I'll send them to you. I will post, I'll post the picture soon, but she's not overreacting.

1:04:43No. And you got to get that hubby and check. Yeah. Talk to him. Like, I feel unsupported. I feel like, you know, you should have my back in this. This is my body. I feel uncomfortable. Like, I feel it up because people can't, that's just how you feel. Yeah, I want to be honest. They can't twist and I feel. Yeah. And please update us. This is only six hours old right now. Oh, God. This is really new. Fresh. Okay, got it. Fresh, fresh, fresh. Okay, we're moving on to this next one. And now popping in with Lauren here for a wait WTF brought to by Chrysler. The newly designed Chrysler Pacifica has its own kind of WTF moments. Like, wow, they fit with seating up to eight and whoa, that folds. Thanks to Sto and Go seating and storage. And you can watch them finally with the Fam Cam. And we're talking furniture. Thanks to all that cargo space.

1:05:45Hey, speaking of furniture, this is a doozy. This couch caused chaos. Chaos for this, for this OP. Did it mess up the car? Messed up her life. Oh. So this is coming from R-Sash Am I wrong? Am I wrong for being furious that my husband skipped my promotion dinner to help his sister move a couch? Hmm. I 28 female have been married to my husband Mark 30 male for two years. Last night was a huge milestone for me. I finally got promoted to a senior manager role at my firm after working 80 hour weeks for months. My company hosted a gorgeous dinner at a high-end restaurant to celebrate and spouses were invited. Mark promised he would be there. I was sitting at the table with my boss and the regional director waiting for him to arrive. 10 minutes before the dinner. Oh, no. Mark texted me saying that his sister, Chloe 25 female, needed him immediately.

1:06:50It turns out that Chloe bought a used couch on Facebook marketplace and needed Mark to drive his truck over right then and there to help her pick it up. No, because the seller couldn't wait. Then fire someone. Don't piss me off. I told Mark absolutely not. Chloe has a boyfriend that owns a van and they could have easily rented a moving truck for $20. Oh. Oh. It gets worse. I told him this dinner was incredibly important for my career. Mark ignored my tax and went to help her anyways. I don't know. I'm done. Relationship over. He missed the entire dinner. Yup, it's over. When he finally got home, he brought me a single half-dead flower from the grocery store and told me to stop overreacting, spare me. He said, family comes first and Chloe couldn't afford to lose the couch. I told him he is a terrible partner and I slept in the guest room.

1:07:53Now he's calling me selfish and materialistic. No. Am I wrong for being so angry? No. This is divorce worthy. He said, family comes first. What am I? What am I? I'm your wife. Am I not family? Wow. This is a promotion dinner. A huge milestone for my career after working 80 hour weeks for months. Yeah, no. And Chloe just happened to need you to move that couch at that exact point in time. No chance. This is a WTF if I've ever had one. What is going on? I don't care if people say, Lauren, you're not married. You don't understand. You don't just divorce that easily. This is disrespectful. Don't care. It's a divorce. Divorce. Divorce. Yes. It's so beyond disrespectful. The doubling down on everything. It's just like, I can't imagine feeling less seen, less heard, less appreciate in a relationship. And me pouring my heart and soul into something in order to advance our lives, our lives.

1:09:01And then to the one moment, the one moment that's just one that's paid for too. I'm not even asking you to pick up the bill. Just to tie and restaurant. Yeah. Don't you want to try the food? Also, all the spouses are invited. Yeah. And the one who they're celebrating is the only one who's not there. I think you did it on purpose. I think he's threatened by your success. I don't think he wants you to be better than him or more successful than him or make more than him. I actually don't think he likes that you got this potion. And this is his way of like taking away from that big celebratory moment and sabotaging you. This is a deliberate sabotage. Mm-hmm. I agree. The couch could have sat on the curb for two hours. She bought that couch. Didn't want to use the vehicles available. Guess what? Sit on the couch outside and wait. You want to buy this couch two day right now? Sit on the curb with it. It'll be there with you. Parked in it. I know. I'm going to go to dinner and I'll help you after. I, that's exactly what I was going to say next to.

1:10:03Not everyone, of course, but I'd think like collectively like we're just not there yet where it's just like equally as excited for each other. I don't think he's equally excited. No. Because the top comment does agree. Not the asshole. Maybe he's jealous of you. For sure. He responds honestly. Sometimes I genuinely wonder if that is the real reason. So she's feeling it. I think it's a combo. She's feeling it. I think that he probably got so excited when he had an excuse come up. I don't think he's that malicious that he plotted it to be like, let me be busy on this exact time. Maybe. But like, I feel like it might just have been like, oh, great. This makes me so happy. Now I can avoid feeling like a less successful partner in this relationship. Yeah. No. A lot of people are questioning if the couch thing is even real. Like someone's like the couch thing is a weak excuse. And I can't believe you took it up face value. He clearly didn't want to come, didn't plan to come, and would have come up with an excuse not to come and blame you for his mistreatment of you no matter what.

1:11:05And I will say like her boyfriend had a van. Yeah. Do you know like my mom used to have a Chrysler Pacifica and let me tell you, I stuffed that van full. Full. That was my little high school van. I put all of me and my little friends in there and we go to hockey games. Like you can fit a couch in a van. Yeah. What an herb boyfriend just do it. Like he, he, oh, yeah. Calm down. Calm down. Like he just didn't want to be there. No. And then the flower, the one little flower. Hold on. What was it? A single half dead flower from the grocery store. You couldn't even get a dozen. No. A single half dead. So it was probably 50% off. It was probably free. It was probably the broken stem that they were given away for free. No, keep it. Exactly. It's go put in the compost bin. I don't even want it. No, I'd be like go if you really care, go and find a time machine.

1:12:06Yeah. To go back in time. Let's show up at my dinner. I was going to say like just some dandy lions and pick them. I would rather you at least show me some freaking effort. Yeah. Brutal. Yeah, he did not, he did not prioritize her. And it's actually insane that he said the line, family comes first. I know. And Chloe couldn't afford to lose the couch. Are you ready to put your family first? Actually. And drive into the future with confidence. Check out the newly designed Chrysler Pacifica. And go to Chrysler.com to learn more. Chrysler is a registered trademark of SCAUS LLC. Yeah. And if someone needs to borrow your car to move, let him borrow it. Yeah. Don't miss out on the big moments. Bam. Bam, baby. Thank you Chrysler. Do you feel like there's hairdresser etiquette? You know for me. Do you do that? I mean, I get to the hairdresser.

1:13:09No, I don't, I've not had a haircut or a haircut. Anything. DIY. OK. Do myself. How do you see the back? Do you just feel around? No, I just, I put my back to the mirror and I hold up my phone. I use the camera my phone like that way. It's so good. Thank you. And you got eyebrows right now. Yeah. I started growing them again. They're so good. The shape. Thank you. Flalless. OK, well, this person is questioning some hairdresser etiquette. And if her husband is being wrong. If your husband probably, uh, this is coming from our very own two outtakes subreddit. Titled, Am I the asshole for thinking my husband should stop going to our hairdresser after she fired me as a client? How deep does the loyalty go? My husband, 63 male and I, 60 female have gone to the same hairdresser for years. Him for about 30 years, me for about 25 years.

1:14:11She owns her own shop is excellent at what she does and stays very busy. In the 25 years that I've been her client, I've been a no-call no-show three times, including this time. I know that's bad and I'm not making excuses. The last time it happened about two years ago, I paid for both the misdeployment and my next haircut. For the last three weeks, my husband and I have been essentially keeping vigil with my mother-in-law whom I adored and is passing. We ended up burying her on Monday. During that time, I completely forgot about a Saturday haircut appointment. About a week later, I realized I had missed it. I called her three times to apologize, pay for the misdeployment and reschedule. But she never returned my calls. Yesterday my husband stopped by to reschedule one of his appointments. She asked about me and she told him, quote, this isn't the first time she's done this and I'm not interested in having her as a customer.

1:15:11I understand she has every right to stop seeing me as a client. What bothers me is that after 25 years, she won't even return my call and tell me herself. I'm not going to beg someone to take my money, but I'm hurt and honestly pretty annoyed. Here's where I might be wrong. I think my husband should stop going to her too. He said he would think about it, but now I'm irritated with him as well. What do I do? You know, sometimes I do know this. All my friends who do have hair and go to hairdressers. Sometimes when you find the right hairdresser barber, it's like you struck gold. This person gets me, they get the hairline perfectly, they do. It's such a delicate relationship. And to chuck that away because my wife can only go to the same place, I don't know. The loyalist of me is like, you know, we thickest these. We ride a dawn, we're in this together, but the practical side of me is like the pragmatic

1:16:17side is like, I'm not sucking them off. I'm just going to get a haircut, bro. That's true. It's just a little scissors and a little trim and a shave. I mean, there's a lot of little things you can be loyal to. A lot of people are loyal to their nail girl. Nail tactics. Nail tactics. Have a big draw, lash. But like if I'd been seeing someone 25 years and the reason they cut me off was because I was taking care of my dying mother-in-law, my husband's mom. And you're, babe, you're going to go keep seeing this woman. This woman is a witch. Yeah. Also, I did the math 25 years, 365 days a year, 9,125 days out of those 9,125 days. She no-called no-showed three times and paid for those missed appointments as well as the haircut. So you still got paid? Yeah, and I don't know.

1:17:19Don't let me, don't let me sway you. No, listen, I like working it out. I think where I'm going to land is, you know, this is my hair cells, but this is my partner. We're married. We're in this. So I'm sure I can find another. It'll be a little annoying, a little inconvenient, but there are other hair cells out there. So your team, hubby, should find a new one with you. Yeah, I think so. That's where I would fall. Yeah, I think so. Like this woman kind of disrespected me and I get, she's entitled to that. That is so her right. She's going to run her business how she wants and fair, right? But the reason I missed it was a family emergency and like she's disrespected me. And so I would want my partner to stand by my side. I've been mad over like less serious things and I'm still like, you have my back, right? Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm trying to think of one. But it's like, it's just nice to feel supported. Yeah, for sure. You want to be supported and it's not, you can find another hair cell.

1:18:21Yeah. So I'm going to drop comments on this one. Actual question hairdressers taking all the emotion out of it. If you paid for the haircut, even if you weren't there, is the reason you'd be dropped due to the lost tip and opportunity to upsell? Like is it a financial thing or just personal? Because people aren't really getting it in the comments. They're like, why would she get rid of you? Yeah. And so this person responds, I've been a stylist for 30 years. Like the other commenter said, this is ego or the lady did something else. She isn't saying it. I'm like, you've been so loyal and you've only called Noqonotro three times. And is that reaction? There seems to be something missing here. Yeah. What are you doing when you're in that chair? Creating chaos. Yeah. The person goes on to say, in all my years, I've only ever fired two clients. One was stealing and the other was because in over a year, she would book appointments and never made a single one. A client? What the fuck is a client stealing? I don't know. Shampoo. Shampoo.

1:19:21There's maybe a hairdresser story ages ago. And this is maybe a reason to be thankful you don't have hair. But this person would go in and get their hair cut. And the hairdresser would keep their hair in jars. All the clients are just this one person. That one. Oh, a food dog. I don't know. It's kind of hot. Yeah. They're into me so much. I want to keep my hair. Maybe that's your love language. Maybe that's how you. You wear hers. You wear hers. Well, our writer does give us an edit and update. OK. Reddit is wild. You never know when a post is going to gain a lot of attention. I particularly enjoy the numerous people who just assume I'm an asshole difficult client, always late, bitchy, etc. with exactly no evidence of that. I suspect the explanation is she's been in business long enough. She is successful enough. And now she just doesn't take any shit off anybody as well. She should have. She's amazing. I fully admit 100% I was wrong for my no-call-no-show. I also never demanded that my husband not go there.

1:20:22I mentioned I feel like maybe you should just stand behind me. This is not a fight. We're not getting divorced. I'm not leaving him. That's ridiculous. Because I think some people in the comments were like, divorce. Divorce is crazy. Even I didn't. Even I didn't. So easy. I'm like, I used to. Oh, did you? Oh, for sure. Yeah. But now you're in it. You're like, no, like. I'm still like, I love that it's an option. I got love that it exists for people. Yeah, I'm like, but jumping to divorce over here. Over this. It's. I mean, come on. So the little, yeah, no. I'm like, you can work this out in the remix. OP does go on to stay. Long story short, I have a simple, almost boy haircut, no color, nothing fancy. 20 minutes in the chair. $40 plus a $10 tip every time. She talks, I listen. I'm not much of a talker. Every haircut I get makes me happy. I never complain. I think she's just tired of people taking her for granted. And I probably took her for granted at the wrong time

1:21:23in the wrong place. For the moment, I've made an appointment with somebody else. Maybe sometime in the future, I will reach out and try again. But right now, she's mad and she's hurt my feelings. This person's very big. And self-aware. Yeah. And I love that because that's a level of self-awareness I'm trying to get to. I need that. It's just not one of my late mid-30s, you know? I try. I try to. I really try to double-savvy get myself. How old are you? 32. 32, I'm 36. You're right there. Same boat. Yeah, no, yeah. I feel like I want to press the piss of really having a mail down. I'm not close. You're like, no, not even. No, not even. Not close at all. Not right now. I'm going through a little funk. So I'm kind of in just kind of feeling great. Gotcha. So I'm trying to be really self-aware of the situation. But it's hard. It is hard. It's like I just want pet of your bench. Just want scorched earth. It just feels mad.

1:22:26But this one I think she's great. I'm going to take a little out of her playbook here. And I'm just going to grin and bear it. Yeah. We'll be there soon. What have you been saying? Festor in silence. Festor in silence. Festor in silence. Yeah. No, but the service house is not good though. It's not good to keep that in. Maybe just special occasions. Yeah, just special occasions. OK, I've got one last story for us. And then I've got one where I'm just like, I just want you to offer a little advice. OK. Have you ever been on a seesaw? I haven't been there as a kid. Never? Never. But that's the one that, like this, the... Yeah. Yeah, never been on a seesaw. I just did this look. A lot of these playground instruments have seemed dangerous. And whoever has thought, oh, this is a great thing we should keep on a playground for children to play with. It's crazy. Like, I've seen so many Reddit injury videos where a kid gets their... to live. Their chin hit on one of those seesaws. Ooh. The merry-go-round one where the one that you spin, I'm like, who thought that this vomit is beautiful?

1:23:27Oh, we pay a whip, um? Yes. Yeah. Did you ever go on a tire swing? No, just a regular swing. I always try to make it go over the railing, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you got like the height. You could probably like really get the momentum going. Yeah, but I never met the centrifugal force to make my body go over there. I was a very big kid. I was the biggest in my... In every grade. So the kids could never push me. It's like the entire class of push me. Oh my god, it actually sounds kind of nice though not to get bullied. Oh, no, I was bullied. Oh, no. I was straight. Of course I got bullied. Oh, the height didn't even save me. The height did not save me. Okay, well this one has to do with a seesaw. It's a very complex problem, but you're confused. So it's coming from Am I the asshole? Titled Am I the asshole for refusing to pay for my best friend's medical bills after accidentally catapulting him across a park? Okay.

1:24:28I am 35 mail. And my best friend Marcus is 34 mail. We met in fourth grade and have been best friends for years. We've always had a good friendship. We were there for each other during breakups. I supported him after his dad passed. And all around he's been a good friend. But something happened last week that made me question a lot. Last week Marcus and I went on a guys trip together where we traveled to our old hometown to visit places just for the sake of nostalgia. We ended up going for a walk in our old neighborhood where we grew up and we passed the elementary school that we went to together. The school has been renovated since the 90s obviously and a whole new playground was installed. There was this super cool sea saw that was installed and we really wanted to try it out just because it looked fun. We saw a couple of kids using it when we first walked by the school. So we decided to walk around a bit more and then come back to see if they were gone. When we came back to the park, the kids were gone and Marcus went over to the sea saw and sat on one end. I was super excited and I ran over to the other end.

1:25:31Now here's where I have to preface a couple of things. I'm a big guy. Six, two, almost 300 pounds. Marcus was always small for his age as a kid and even now he's only five, three and pretty skinny. A lot of people think it's funny when we hang out because we look like a kind of odd pair. But basically, I'm trying to explain the physics of this so you can fully understand what happened. So when I ran to the other end of the sea saw, I guess you could say I kind of jumped onto it. I thought it would be funny and wasn't really thinking honestly. I pretty much jumped onto the sea saw with my feet on the seat but I guess the screws on the sea saw were loose or something because my side of the sea saw went all the way to the ground. Marcus shot up like six feet in the air and literally flew a couple of feet. He landed awkwardly in the wood chips and ended up breaking one of his legs. A breaking a leg? Marcus is still in the hospital

1:26:32and just found out that he needs surgery on his leg. He's asking me to pay the medical bills because technically it was my fault that he got hurt. I didn't mean for him to get hurt and I feel terrible about it. I've been visiting him every day in the hospital to make sure he's doing okay. And I extended my hotel stay in this town so I could be there for him. The thing is, I've been saving up for an engagement ring for my girlfriend for six years. No. And I really, I really don't want to spend my money on Marcus' surgery, especially because my girlfriend is expecting me to propose soon. And it would take a lot of time to save up enough money to get a ring again. And to be clear, Marcus was the one who first suggested we use the sea saw anyways. So am I the asshole for saying that I won't pay for his medical expenses? I think that you are the asshole for not, like you catapulted me six feet into the air broke my leg because you're like fucking around

1:27:34and doing like a thing. None of that is my fault. And I think you should pony up and help me out with the medical expenses. Like we're grown adult people, why would you do that? I know. You could probably put this on your homeowners insurance? Oh. Like my brother, oddly, like accidentally injured someone at a wedding while they were dancing. She slept and like fell. And so she sued him and it just went on my mom's homeowners insurance. But that's like not legal advice. I'm not a lawyer. Consult the legal advice sub or whatever. But like I do think like OP made that title. OP used the word accidentally catapulted him across the park. Like you recognize you catapulted him and you decided to jump on it. Like also you try to explain these physics, but that's just kind of a basic scale. Like Marcus is five, three and pretty skinny and you're six, two, three and a pound. How are you going to see saw? That's what I'm saying. And you knew what and you thought you'd be funny. You thought it was going to be cute.

1:28:34You thought it would be funny. Yeah. And also I have a sneaking suspicion. Like when you use a word catapult, I think when you just six feet, you're rounding down. It's more like probably 10 feet in each. I would honestly double it. To break a leg. The force you have to break a leg. Yeah, let's look at that. Let's get the physics up in here. Force required to break a human leg. Mainly the shin bone, about 11,000 newtons, which is roughly 2,500 pounds of force. Thy bone, around 4,000. Yeah, I think that you OD, you wild out, and you need to pay for my broken leg. Also, the hospitals are expensive. I look at it, I had a stomach thing. I ended up with like colitis in the hospital and I still have an $1,000 bill after that. It's insane. I was there for like 24 hours. Yeah, I had a friend. She recently was a friend and she went on like a little French skiing thing back in the winter.

1:29:36She's from the States, moved there. Should break her leg too? So she was like, right before she went skiing, she got like the skiing insurance, just in case of accident, had an accident, had this like crazy gosh, and like they had to airlift to a hospital, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh my God. Get so much that entire experience cost her. Zero dollars. 17 euros. America just getting. It's gonna be a million. An Uber to the hospital is like a $3,000. Ambulance, yeah. No, yeah. So airlifted, emergency stitches, blah, blah, blah, 17 euros. So I can only imagine what this medical bill is. You have to pony up, you have to help, and you have to fix it. Yeah, I mean, he also could just sue you. True. So. And which one do you want to remain friends? Right. Or like, I think one way or another, he could get his money out of you, is he that kind of guy? I don't know, maybe. But also like, you don't have to go crazy on the ring. Like, there's lab ground, there's noise in it. Yeah. There's other options for you. Yeah, no blood diamonds for your girlfriend, okay.

1:30:37We're gonna do a little something nice lab ground. I love a noise in it. Yeah. We love it. Yeah. I can know I'm a co-option. Absolutely. I mean, not for me, but for you, it would be great. Yeah. Also, if your girlfriend's gonna break up with you because her ring's not nice enough, you don't want her. You don't want her. Top comment on this one, you're the asshole. Wasn't just technically your fault. It was your fault. What the fuck? In my opinion, you're the asshole, says the next top comment, you directly caused this guy's injury. The least you could do is not let him ruin himself financially. You hurt your friend with your carelessness. You're the asshole. You're the asshole, sweetie. You aren't confused about that. I hope he sues you and gets much more than the cost of the medical bills. Someone does say you're both technically the asshole here. You're playing over. That person should... Mm-mm. You don't pay. He should be suing you in small claims court. Yes. I totally agree. Surgery, hospitalization, lost wages and recovery. I'm thinking small claims won't come close.

1:31:39Ooh. So, how do you want to proceed forward, my guy? You're the asshole. You're the asshole. You got to make it right. I agree. Okay, last one for us here. This is coming from our slash relationships. I, 24 female, really want to go see a drug show next week, but I'm torn because I'd have to go alone. I'm super nervous. This is pretty straightforward and may seem silly to some, but I can't make up my mind about this for the life of me. And I'd really appreciate some kind advice. Ever since the beginning of this month, when I saw this ad for Halloween special drag show scheduled for next week, I desperately wanted to go. But none of my friends are available to go with me, and I'm intimidated by the thought of going by myself. Mainly because the show starts at 9 and ends at 2 a.m. I've never been out that late by myself, and despite having been born and raised in the city, I hardly know my way around my own neighborhood. So getting home would be a challenge since the subway would have already stopped running by then. And not only that, the show itself is being held at a bar,

1:32:39and I don't drink at all. I don't know if there's an etiquette or something associated with these kind of events. I'm anxious about sticking out like a sore thumb for going there by myself and sipping on water the whole night, looking like a total loser. Is it okay if I don't talk to anyone unless I'm spoken to first? What if I stayed glued to my phone and just quietly watched the show? Can I leave before the show is scheduled to end? Or would that be rude? My little queer heart is crying out for me to go because it looks so promising and fun, but I'm super anxious about everything I've written above. Please help. Okay, there's so much here. First of all, you can absolutely go to the show by yourself. I don't think people go to drag shows alone. The number one thing you want to do is walk with at least $20 in singles. Okay, if it's a free show, you can walk in there with $20 in singles. You want $20 in singles, $110 bill and $25 bills. Okay, because here's what's gonna happen. For most of those before me, I'm gonna give them a dollar or two, $3. But there's gonna be one queen that's gonna

1:33:41fucking turn the party and you, she's gonna blow your mind. She's gonna do a backflip into a split and then pull her tits off of the floor. It's gonna be Monet. Where her balls are. Okay, it's gonna be the most amazing, amazing thing you've ever seen. And you're gonna tip that queen $10. Because when you tip for a big bill, you're gonna have her undivided attention. She's gonna make sure you're good. She's gonna take care of you. So you wanna cement that thing. And you can always leave whatever time you want. If you're gonna leave early, don't sit in the front. Yeah. Don't be in the front row and a half way through the show like, it's gonna be awkward. Everyone's gonna see you leave. And then the queen's gonna make fun of you. So if you're gonna leave early, don't sit in the front. And let me tell you something, gay bars are filled with sobers. There are so many sober people, I know so many sober people at the bar. And also if you don't wanna like signal that you're sober and you drink water, just get a cell to water. People don't know if you, everyone, everyone gonna think that it's a vodka soda. So get your cell, sir. Don't sit in front of you leaving early and make sure you're tipped.

1:34:42If you don't tip, you're selling your own desert certificate and people will shun you from the bar. Yeah. But go buy yourself, I go to directions by myself all the time. People I feel like make friends a lot at live shows too. Yes. Yeah. When they come to our live shows, they go by themselves, they'll do a meet and greet. They'll literally make friends in line for the meet and greet. And then they take their picture together. Love that. And I'm sure that's the same at your show, at your tour. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just that sense of connection when you're in the room and you're a fan of the same person. Yeah. You instantly have something to talk about and bond over. Yeah. What's your favorite episode? How'd you find them? Yeah. A lot of that. Like, you will make friends. Yeah, you'll make friends. So don't be afraid. You'll make friends, girl. Don't take that all that stress and anxiety. It's going to be a good night. Treat yourself. And yeah, go, go, go, go. Let's go watch these local shows. Don't only be a, I only watch drag race girls. So yeah, that's that, that's my place. I love that. Where can people find you? How can they come to your show? If you want to come find me, go to Monet. Go to exchange.com to get you together. It's M-O-N-E-T to let our ex-award change.

1:35:44And I'm coming all across the Americas. Fort Wayne, Florida, Texas, Salt Lake City everywhere. You have really good stops. I'm like, how can I go to one? I don't know. It's really good. I'll do it early. They probably do the next spring. I'm really fun show. I've seen your bits, like some of them online. Like, they're so good. So you guys go to a show. Go have fun. And all of Monet's links will be in the description. Easy to find. Go follow, subscribe, and gear tickets. Thank you for having me. Is this so fun? Thank you for coming on. I had a great time. Until next time, guys. Bye.