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Happy Austin 3:16 Day to those who celebrate. If you happen to see some bootleg walnuts bouncing around the state, let the police know. Finally, someone is recognizing the casting directors and a bunch of other Oscar stuff. Plus so much more on a Mondee!
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Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin 316, David.
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Good morning, everybody.
Happy Monday.
Austin 316, David.
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Give me up here.
I said what?
It's what?
Give me another bird.
Whirly.
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Yeah.
What?
Windy out right now as a...
Wow.
Sadly, the temperatures are turning.
It's a weird little like 24 hour burst of warm temps.
And then three to six inches of snow.
Potentially.
It's that second or third spring or whatever the hell I was wrong.
Yeah.
This is that one.
Yeah.
So, sorry.
Sorry to bump me out.
Time down.
You're going to be...
You got to...
I don't know what things you'd have outside yet, but it is going to be windy for a little bit here.
Weirdly how windy it was.
It didn't really do too much damage up on me.
Other than the giant branch, I had to drag out of the middle of the road so I could leave the apartment.
You had a giant tree and branch in the road?
Which I feel like someone dragged from the other side of the road and just out of their way.
Because I was looking where I was and I was like, where did that come from?
There's no real place for it to have fallen other than the tree right here.
So, like, the first person that found it to drag it to the other side of the road.
Instead of doing everybody a solid and getting it out of the road completely,
there's the selfish move.
People are very selfish.
Joe Joe is back the morning, Joe.
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And some Nick says his sinuses are on fire right now.
Why does that screw people sinuses in the temp score like this?
Yeah, it does mess with the all-righten here stuff, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's gnarly out there right now, so.
Oh.
Prepare yourself, enjoy.
The smart of this nice drive.
It's just, I heard some thunder getting up this morning.
Yeah, I saw the one lightning strike that I saw.
They showed it on the news.
Getting off of 690 this morning, dropping off Elsa.
And then I turned up the radio, re-allowed in case there was thunder,
so she didn't poop her pants first thing this morning.
But nothing.
We're good.
Yeah.
We're good.
Pud's got to work outdoors today.
I'm sure a lot of you got to work outdoors today.
And it's going to be a quick shift.
I think it, like, noon.
It starts to cool off, so.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
Yeah, no.
Good luck to all of you.
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We will get into just a little bit of the Oscar from last night
as I watched a little bit of it before I went to bed.
You would.
Oh, my God.
I like that.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we liked it.
I like Conan O'Brien.
Oh, my God.
He likes Conan O'Brien.
Oh, my God.
So, like, on Sunday yesterday, women's team are in.
Did I see that G-Mex Sienna's in?
Yeah.
They're in?
Yeah.
Dude, why do you say like that?
Duke.
Not really fair.
That sucks.
Not really fair.
But, you know.
What?
An upset that would be, though, right?
If you want G-Mex to give to my ass whooping, give me a hero, yeah.
All right.
Last week, I, uh, stupidly cursed myself by texting my wife.
I hope this week is uneventful on Monday.
So, today, I'm not going to say that.
I'm going to say, I hope this week is uneventful.
I don't want to have no opinion on this week.
Because last week, it was the most event for a week ever.
Because I said that.
So, I'm not putting that in the universe today.
I'm just going to sit here and do a show.
Whatever happens, I'm going to take it.
All right, then.
Be ready for it.
Okay, then.
How was everybody's weekend's good?
Well, it's still good.
What'd you end up doing?
Did you do anything?
Not really.
It's hung around.
Kind of, uh, did walkies.
Because, I mean, even with a little snow on the ground and the crazy wind, you could still
walk.
So, I've been starting that again just because we get, we've been all hand out.
Yeah, we've been able to go to the dog park.
And that's it.
Locked inside for many, many months.
That's what I was explaining.
All right.
God.
I don't know if I was telling my wife or whatever, but it's just like, it's, it's a point
now where we've been cooped up since, like, Halloween because it started to snow early
this winter.
Yeah.
And we've just been all locked inside.
So, any little glimmer of warmth gets us so excited or even just not having the snow
that deep on the ground where you can't even walk and, you know, anywhere other than,
you know,
very small spaces.
We were out trying to do it.
We were just running some errands on Saturday.
Went over to O'Dunk and O'Bright.
I tried out some recliners.
Nice.
And it was freezing and windy and I'm like, I just want to be able to go out of my house
for a minute.
Like, it was, it just got that little taste.
It was so nice.
So, real quick, be able to go outside and exactly what I was wearing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you want to go outside?
I would love to go outside.
Let me just throw on some shoes and we could take a nice walk real quick and not have
to put on.
All right.
Let me change my socks and then now let me put my other pair of pants over pair these pants
and exhausting, man.
Oh, and then the jacket under the jacket because it's got a hood that way I can put that
up.
This is, this is about the time of year I started to come unraveled, but we're going
to, we're going to get through it.
We're going to get through it.
We're going to get through it.
Okay.
Yeah.
It gets rough.
Open in your front door and going, oh, there's your back wall again.
Mm-hmm.
But the sun helps, having at least it's been better winter with the, the sun out and
everything.
It hasn't been gray for weeks on end where they put graphics up on the news of last time
we saw the sun was December 28th.
Yeah.
I don't love those graphics.
Well, if you're out and about and you come across any bootleg walnuts, the New York State
Police would like help with the great walnut theft is what they're calling it.
And I want you to keep your goddamn mouth shut.
Oh, you're, you're in on it.
Okay.
I didn't hear anything about anything, New York State Police are investigating the
theft of approximately 60,000 pounds of packaged, shelled walnuts.
How many times are we going to say now what?
And now what?
These, they're vet about 50,000 dollars.
They were in two 52 foot long trailers in the Bronx.
And now what?
They were stored for commercial distribution when stolen authorities have not disclosed
how the theft occurred, but they warn local businesses, food distributors, and vendors
to be suspicious of anyone offering large quantities of packaged walnuts.
Yeah, I would be too.
If somebody approached me on the street and tried to sell me a large quantity of packaged
walnuts, I'd be, yeah, I'd be a little suspicious.
Hey, you, hey, buddy, you'd be nuts to mess up this offer.
Tell you something, let me tell you something.
They believe the thieves may attempt to sell the product within New York City, but hey,
we're up north, guys.
We know you stumble across any bootleg nuts, but I mean, is that like the type of stuff
you see where that and how, you know, like New York City being talked about and other parts
of America and such go, yeah, look at them, New York City fellers, they would buy bootleg
tractor trailers of walnuts.
And then there are some random people down there that are like, they will be, yeah, yeah,
you're giving it to be good for anything you want, let you go.
Oh my god.
There's a whole economy.
Oh, don't be the stereotyped bootleg stuff that people will buy, or I'm sure there's plenty
of bodega owners would be like, I get cheaper nuts, yeah, because I mean, honestly, I don't
care.
I don't like walnuts, but if you got them, if someone tells me they already put them in
the brownies, I don't care.
But if you're asking me, do you want walnuts in your brownies?
I'm going to say, well, initially, I'll probably say, do you want them in there?
Uh-huh.
And if someone goes, well, I mean, I did, I go, can you just do like half of them?
I'll eat fewer brownies if there's walnuts in them.
They're like a governor on my brownie intake.
It doesn't make them worse.
I don't think it's like a me want more of them, but it doesn't, if you ask me, I'm
not going to tell you that.
Yeah.
I'll eat chocolate though.
I'm playing.
That was a good brownie.
Thank you.
I mean, if it had no walnuts in it, I'd be two or three deep.
Yeah, let me get a couple.
But nan, no thanks.
Oh, walnuts in like a banana bread?
That's another one.
Okay.
Fine with it.
Fine with it.
Yeah.
But no, I'm not.
You can just take that truck.
I told the river.
Yeah, we don't need the walnuts.
We don't need them.
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Of course, happy Steve Stone called Steve Austin Day to those of you who celebrate as
well.
You're opening up a can of whoop ass on your Monday.
There's a rumor going around social media that target is cutting out their toy department.
Their toy section.
Okay.
That they can.
That's fine.
And I eat.
They don't.
There is isn't very good.
Yeah, I don't dabble much.
I don't go to target much anymore.
I bet they don't.
That doesn't include.
I bet they're going to be like, but that however does not include Legos, blah, blah, blah.
You know what I mean?
Well, it sounds like the truth is that they're just going to shrink it a little bit to make
room for like beauty and grocery stuff.
Yeah.
They haven't.
There isn't like very extensive.
They're wrestling figures.
It's a big.
Oh, I don't know what they're wrestling is, but they have a big board game section.
Yeah.
Like a lot of board like games is a huge wall.
And then like I've been there in the hot wheels section of the big hot wheels section.
Yeah.
Some reason only I can remember is the random like Mario Legos or something like that.
They got a big Lego section.
Legos are taken over a lot of big box stores though.
Yeah.
You go into a into the Walmart's huge Lego section.
Yeah.
So I bet they don't mean Legos and video games and stuff like that.
I've only been into a target recently to try to hunt down the stupid fidget that all
you youth have ruined so bad teens, so mad teens, little fidget spinner from back in
the day.
Kind of.
There's a there is a device.
There's a there's a company called Nido and EEDOH.
Okay.
And they make like little fidgets like squeezy fidgets in different kind of like.
I don't know.
It's like texturized stuff.
It's like a stress ball.
But it's okay.
The one I want specifically is the ice cube.
I see him.
I see these things.
And about a month ago, it became the hot thing.
Okay.
All it takes is like one tick tock influencer to say, this is hot now.
And then every single teenager needs to have it.
So there's been a run on the Nido's, the squeezy Nido's you get to hear by April.
Yeah.
You ain't getting it anytime soon.
They are so sold out everywhere.
Do you want an April?
And my oldest and I have gone to multiple stores trying to see if we find them because
now there's a whole tick tock theme of, well, this place stocks them at this time and
I don't know if it's the, if it's the toy itself, the kids want or the quest.
Don't believe that.
What?
Whatever that says.
Don't listen to that.
I bet.
Well, it's ticked off influences who are like, well, Walgreens will stock them at this
time.
But it just has someone that used to stock stuff.
That's never accurate.
There's no schedule for you to make sure that you put these out at the, you know, maybe
it might be different for like specialty items like that.
Yeah.
I don't know what you to think that and then waste your time driving all over the
damn place.
Donkey said they had him up in Lake Plaston.
I ain't going to Lake Plaston.
But Nido.
I can see them.
They're cool looking.
They have a little one.
They're the one I want the ice cube.
Oh, it's a little one.
Medium one or a big one.
Oh, get the snowball.
The snowball feels weird like it feels like you're squeezing real snow, but I don't know
what it is about that Nido.
It's really cool.
If you, if these ever become in stock again, like when the teens have moved on to whatever
the next thing is, and these become, these will be fidget spinners.
These will be like, but for right now, there'll be so many of them in about a month.
For right now, you want that.
For right now.
But I've always wanted it.
Here's the thing is that I've always liked these Nido products.
I had one like last year.
Yeah.
I don't know where it went.
And then these ice cubes came out and just something about him is so satisfying to
my tact.
Like I squeezed him with my hand.
It's just so nice.
And you can't find him.
We go to Barnes and Noble.
We go to Target.
We go to Walmart.
Wait, hold on.
What?
Let me see.
Add to Cart.
Because that's that out of stock.
But this one says it's in stock.
Where are you right now?
I'm on Amazon with a three pack of mediums.
The singles were gone, but the three packs were availed.
When will it be here?
Oh, blah, blah, blah.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Let me proceed to Cart.
Because it's not going to be any time soon.
Oh, I have to.
Let me, I'll go on.
I don't know what my account is going.
I don't, I mean, who knows, let's just stop.
I mean, I guarantee you, once you get that in your card,
it says you'll be delivered in April.
Because there's not around.
Well, let's see.
This one says, Papa March 27th of the 30th.
All right.
So a couple of weeks, I guess.
It's like two weeks.
Yeah.
Yeah. 10 days.
I don't know what it is about that stupid toy that it's just,
it's just scratches every part of my brain when I sit in my desk
and squeeze in it.
The bigger you go, the, oh, well, you can get the medium three pack
by Saturday.
That's interesting.
How much is it?
Well, the problem is now, because something's popular,
then you got the people who will like, who have no job.
So they wait for these needles to get delivered.
They buy them all up and put them on eBay.
Yup.
Let me see.
Let me find something new again.
Yeah.
Let me know what I'm talking about.
Not all of you do.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, earlier this month, Target announced a strategic plan
for new chapter growth, blah, blah, blah, blah.
To make room and streamline their stores,
they will be cutting down and offering a more curated selection
of products.
The categories facing cuts include sporting goods,
toys and electronics.
Yeah, electronics have gotten wild at all these stores.
Right.
There's so many TVs and computers and phones.
There's a lot.
There's a lot.
And a lot of it is, when you see it, I'm like,
are there really people coming in here looking for this?
Yeah.
Like, there's nothing for phones and computers over there.
We need two aisles of, like, camera equipment.
Like legit camera equipment?
Yeah, there is a lot over there.
I hold on one second.
I'm on a thing where I might have one left
and I hold it right now.
One would be here though, doesn't say.
Text line, the Jojo says, we saw people fight over apples
at the sphere from the Wizard of Oz.
Damn.
People are selling them on eBay for $75.
Why, they didn't have enough when you went.
Oh, damn it.
You don't know about it.
You don't know that they didn't have enough.
That's wild.
So people were fighting over them, Jojo.
Okay.
What I mean, you see that with things of that nature,
the collectible things, the quick.
It'll be the most important thing.
Spinner, how many kids were whipping around those bad boys
in the grocery stores when they were popular?
It'll be like the most important thing for a week
and then stopped.
Yep.
And they don't care anymore.
Because once in like two weeks when you can get that,
that's when they will be available.
All of those.
Yeah, because they'll be on to the next thing by then.
I watched some of the Oscars last night.
I love Conan, so I watched anything Conan's doing
and he was funny and, okay, good monologue, all that stuff.
I didn't know the weapons reference he was making
in the beginning because I didn't watch it,
but you watch weapons that open one.
Okay, yeah.
That lady is.
Amy Madigan is one of the best supporting actress.
Only one I know.
That's the only one I know.
You know what that'll after another?
No, no, no.
I mean, that's the only one I know that one.
I don't know any other Victor.
Like I only saw that online and then pay attention to it.
So I don't know who won anything else.
So I can run through a few of these.
And then I'm going to play a clip that I pulled from last night.
All right.
Best picture, one battle after another.
Okay, that was which you and I both enjoyed.
That was great.
Best director, Paul Thomas Anderson,
from that battle after another.
All right.
Best actor, Michael B. Jordan, for centers.
Big deal.
Yep.
Timmy Chalamet.
Timmy Chalamet was the favorite,
but I think you just ran his mouth so much these last few months.
Everyone's like, I don't want to give him anymore.
Yeah, yeah, it was.
Like, it's a pink one moving.
Yeah, no, no offense to him.
No, I get it, but it's like, all right.
He's with that ping pong guy or guy that played two.
Two roles of one character.
Yeah, right.
They even had a funny joke where when Cohen was doing his monologue,
he said that not only did Michael B. Jordan
play both roles and centers,
he will be every seat filler at the Oscars.
And they cut to like him and every single seat.
I love centers.
You got to give it another chance.
Yeah, I still haven't watched it again,
but I will because again,
and now that I know what it is,
I live a more an open mind.
Best actress, Jesse Buckley and Hamnet.
I don't like Shakespeare, so I didn't watch Hamnet,
but I hear people like it.
Oh, I've never, I didn't see that one.
Sean Penn won for one battle after another.
He wasn't there, he didn't show up.
No, no, okay.
I think he might be a dick.
I don't know.
Oh, all right.
He might be kind of a dick.
I don't know, but he didn't show up for it.
I hated him and that movie so much.
Yeah, I hated him in that movie.
That's the point.
He played the role great.
Yes.
Best costume, all like the hair products.
All these awards went to that Frankenstein movie.
Really?
Like if it involved the costume or makeup,
the one that I want that we should watch
that I want to watch more than, no.
Not the new one.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
This is Frankenstein.
Just the Christian bail, I think.
Oh, no, that, one of the Christian bail
is the one we were making fun of.
Okay, then this is not that one.
This is the other one.
The one that's on Netflix.
Yeah.
All right, cool.
All right, that makes me want to watch that more then.
Animated feature film, obviously K-pop demon hunters.
Yeah, that, people loved that.
That makes sense.
Good for that.
I liked it that one.
Um, I didn't see any of these documentaries.
Best documentary feature was Mr. Nobody Against Putin.
I don't know it.
And then short documentary.
Nobody's is me.
It's Gizmo.
All the empty rooms.
I don't know either of those documentaries.
Are you telling me a certain documentary didn't win?
But the first, Melania award that.
It's Gizmo.
I don't know if people in Hollywood know
how out of touch they are.
No.
I think that they're in their own bubble
and they just kind of live in that bubble.
I would say from the having sex with kids
would say that they are out of touch with them.
Well, sure there, I don't know if all of them
are having sexual kids,
but I think just generally they're out of touch.
They live in a weird bubble.
Yeah.
And last night they did a new award
for the best casting director.
So like the person who picked the people
to be in the movie.
That couch.
The casting couch got you.
All right.
Yeah, and I didn't know I'm not gonna play the whole,
it was like an eight minute segment
and you could tell that the casting directors
have been pushing for this.
And everybody in the academy is probably like,
okay.
All right, you want an award, I guess?
Yeah.
But they can't say no
because these are the people that pick them
to be in the movies.
They don't I'm saying they're the casting directors.
Yeah.
So like they gotta be, they gotta have to throw them a bone.
How do they do it then?
And they nominated whatever five casting directors.
Like the average person doesn't know
what a casting director is.
They're not gonna, they're not gonna understand
that this person picked the people for the movies
that they like.
Yeah, nor I mean, is it really the casting director
that's doing it or is it from a list
that the director gives, I thought.
That's what I thought it was or is it just,
all right, I'm Steven Spielberg,
but I put my trust in you, Josh,
casting director to cast this movie.
Yeah, and there is that.
Okay.
And they do the work,
but it's still gonna come down to a director, right?
Just gonna say yes or no.
I don't know how I was just Chris Pratt
keep getting everything.
Here was the free, right?
Here was the first winner of casting director last night.
I'm not lying when I tell you,
they dedicated like eight minutes to this.
Okay.
These people, and I just feel like everybody
was being held hostage by the casting directors
like make it a big deal, cause we all want roles.
Yes.
And with a lot of these, even the ones you don't know,
people in the industry still know the makeup people.
Yeah.
Like not, not everybody knows all of the casting directors.
No, like, and I'm seeing the concept is hard for like,
I can understand somebody did great makeup.
I can understand some of the great costume.
You're the best picker of the,
you picked the person who then did the movie.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, I picked this guy to do this part.
Oh, did you?
Okay, I guess.
But if we were in Hollywood right now,
we would be run out of the building,
cause it's clearly the casting directors
are very important.
Are you right?
I just always thought it was the director,
but.
And the very first Oscar for casting goes to
Cassandra Pula Cooley.
So she's gonna come up and she's really
into this award.
But.
And the audio at the end.
Is the most perfect audio to end this clip.
The first news is the Academy Awards in Springsy for you.
Oh my God.
Yes, the first time I met her in New Cantergo.
24 years.
Yeah, I said that, okay.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Okay, I have to obviously think the Academy
for even adding this category.
And for the casting directors that thought
tirelessly to make it happen,
despite everything in their way.
Everything.
I dedicate this to you and to the casting directors
who never got a chance to get up here,
who didn't even get a chance to get their name on the movie.
So there for you guys when Paul Thomas Anderson calls you,
you enter the PTA witness protection program
and you literally don't talk to your friends
and your family unless they have somebody
that's right for the movie.
Like this, like we're not in this world.
Like this is clearly very much for the people in the room.
I don't know what she's talking about.
But it sounds like one of those where you get told
that in order to do a great job,
you have to work 24, 7, 365 or your piece of track.
Yeah, you got to work.
So you need to order your life for this movie.
Yep.
And we've already seen that that doesn't work
in certain businesses.
And I put them all to work
and I get mad at them when they haven't provided.
And I have to thank all the crew
who I am in all of your departments,
whether you like me or not,
whether it's locations who really hate me, stunts,
production design, our tractors, yeah, everyone.
And editors obviously, thank you.
But like this is a thing.
And I just thank you for, I mean, 10 movies.
We've done this for over 30 years.
Like we grew up together, I guess.
And this is freaking insane.
And I have one before you,
which is also crazy.
Hi.
See, I don't know what's going on.
She just took a shot at somebody.
Thank you so much, everybody.
And now this audio is going to end.
Like congratulations, you won your award.
But you also picked Leonardo DiCaprio.
It's not like you found somebody in obscurity
and put them in a movie.
You put Leonardo DiCaprio in Sean Penn in a movie.
Right, I'm trying to, like, I, I get it.
I'm having more, I think, about it fine.
Well, I'm trying to think of like,
I don't know.
Well, hey, no, I pushed for like situations, I guess.
I'm trying to think of like, maybe a director wanted,
I don't, an afflac for the Joker.
But that lady, she's like, no, it's trust me.
He fledger.
You got to go with he fledger.
I have no idea.
I'm just trying to, because she sounds,
it's making sounds like everybody hates.
She did.
She sounded like everybody in that room hates her.
Yeah, and I'm like, I was like, oh, all right.
Here's not the audio ended on TV.
Listen carefully.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
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Where they celebrate the cast and directors.
And then I'm right into a wapper plug.
Honestly, I used to, we used to, as a group of friends,
we were really being into movies growing up.
I've mentioned that before.
We watched every single thing we could get our hands on all the time.
I love movies.
And we'd watched the Oscars.
But then it got to a point where it was four hours of nobody cares.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's way too much filler.
And not enough.
All right, here's the top, you know, five things you need.
And then we're done.
It should be an hour long.
No, it's a lot longer than that.
But it's like four hours.
And a lot of it is so boring.
Yeah.
I hope with the terrible movie I watched over the weekend wins next year.
War Machine on Netflix.
I saw that on the little preview things.
No good.
I loved it.
Oh boy.
It was terrible.
But I also terrible gotcha so no one.
It's basically transformer.
It's like a war movie meets transformers, dude.
And then they close it.
Not that I'm not going to spoil it if you haven't seen it.
Yeah.
They almost literally do Independence Day at the end of nice.
Like almost word for word Independence Day.
If anybody is not why everybody's watched War Machine.
Yeah.
Didn't it feel like they were just doing Independence Day at the end?
I liked War Machine better when it was that Hugh Jackman boxed robot movie.
It was like I liked it though.
If you want to get baked and watch a stupid movie War Machine on Netflix.
That's it.
You fight the big alien monster machine thing.
The fourth prestigious king of the ring.
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
An incredible victory.
The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring.
Don't just get him out of the ring.
Get him out of the WF.
Because I've proved son without a shadow of a doubt.
You ain't got what he takes anymore.
You sit there and you thump your Bible and you say your prayers.
And it didn't get you anywhere.
Talk about your Psalms.
Talk about John 316.
Austin 316 says I just whipped your ass.
There it is.
There it is.
That's the line, buddy.
Sold all the t-shirts.
Funny story.
If you go back, you see the guys at the door when Jake was going to let out.
That's the hardy voice.
Oh, it is.
What were they doing at that point?
They were the gestures holding open in the doors to the kings of the ring and the other opponents.
Sister and Jack talking all tough in his panties.
Yeah, he's got his underpants.
They're not panties.
They're spandex speedos.
Thank you.
Happy 316 to those of you who celebrate.
Come on in this is K rock.
Yeah, only that.
Did he rip that?
Was that a rip?
Nope.
That was him.
That was all him saying that.
And look at it.
Blue up.
Only time he ever said it.
Sold a million shirts.
That was it.
That was the start.
Blue of the launch of Austin.
Man.
You did not watch Macdown neither did I.
No, I watched like the highlights and stuff just because I got it like to be up to date
because it's WrestleMania season.
So I got to know what's what's going on.
So I'm going to ask you or handbone or can or anybody who watches more regularly.
So we're going to you haven't watched either.
You don't want spoilers.
I'm just going to bring it up.
So, um, Orton is now healed.
Is that what happened?
Uh, they're they're trying because they know that at Mania, he's going to get cheered.
So loud.
Yeah.
So they are trying to do anything and it's going to backfire.
Okay.
But leading up to Mania, it'll at least make Orton the bad guy because he, uh, he brought
a busted open Cody Rhodes.
Yeah, he did.
Real good.
Yeah.
And he, like, he messed him up.
I like when they actually, oh, got my head.
Oh, geez, how that happened.
Yeah, I like that.
Well, the little razor you hold on your hand, but no, it was from getting beat up so bad.
But still, I like, I like when they add a little color to it.
Jelly Roll is there punch the mist during Miss TV.
He's going to have a match.
He's going to have a match and you're saying the fans are pissed.
The fans are outraged already.
You can tell because guys like that are super over in the company like an LA night.
It's crazy.
He will be left off the WrestleMania card, but Jelly Roll will not.
And it's one of those, but that is the exact example that Triple H said that we, that would
not be happening under his watch.
There's a lot of things like that.
And I'm celebrity man.
We'll just push him just actual guys off the hard part.
You didn't say anything like that, but in no certain terms, you know, he'd be listening
to the fans.
And that's, you know, if that was so, then why in the world would nobody, nobody wants
Jelly Roll?
Hamboin says Jelly Roll is going to team with Royce Keys against the Miz and Kit Wilson.
Yeah, you don't know most of those.
No, I don't know those names.
No.
It's just, it's very weird.
It's very weird.
I mean, again, they've got stupidly two days to fill.
This is their fault.
Damien Priest and our truth continue their winning ways.
I mean, our truth is 185 years old this morning.
They're just, they need something for poor Damien Priest.
Yeah.
I don't know what they're doing.
I know people like it.
I don't know, it gets, it's fun, but I don't need, I don't, I know there's enough decent
tag teams, right?
I don't need a, a weird one.
Charlotte Flair and Alexis, Alexis Bliss.
Yep.
Vs.
Nia Jax and Lash Legend.
I know three out of the four of those names.
I do not know who Lash Legend is.
Yeah, she was a former WNBA star that is now a really good wrestler.
I'm sorry.
A bunch of great women's matches.
Yes.
No, right?
Women's wrestling has been unreal for a while.
Jade Cargill and Rhea Ripley was a match.
I love watching them wrestle.
The women are doing great.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
No, it's, it's been talking about that there's going to be a ton of mania matches for
women as there should be if they should be rewarded for having, you know, carrying the
men's, you know, wrestling product for, you know, type deal, not carrying it, but you
know, when they've been stars for a while now, give them a good, a good chance to see
what's going on.
Anything's expected for raw tonight and everybody got the, I never know.
I wrote some a season.
Is this a, is this a Brock Lesnar date?
So they're still doing that where he's building up to, I don't know who he's, he's got
it.
I think right at me.
Yeah.
Tax line says props to the Diannehausen skits.
He's been pretty funny.
I love Danhausen.
I'm a fan housing.
What do you know them?
I don't, I don't want to do it.
I didn't see anything else.
Just curse somebody.
Did he curse somebody?
I know that he was supposed to be part of the Miz was the odd Miz TV.
I don't know, but I didn't watch Friday night, but I do love me some Danhausen.
We are doing the first ever Kay rock fantasy baseball league.
Cody and Con are going to be each picking, I guess, their divisions or however this
works.
But if you want to be a part of it, get on the tax line because the draft is next
week.
So Kay rock tax line.
We got to need more people here.
Three, one, five, three, six, four, one hundred nine.
When it gets out, we're just going to go to a little place.
So you got to drive somewhere.
You got to make sure you can be somewhere by five o'clock, but yeah, Monday, next
Monday at five o'clock, are you available next Monday at five o'clock to come do the
draft in person?
Please.
Three, one, five, three, six, four, one, one hundred nine.
You know you want.
The irony of this next article is that I could not even stay focused on it long enough
to read the article.
It's about the brain's distraction window and I've tried to read it like several times
and I, that's why I don't read books.
I'm so distracted.
I'm distracted all the time.
My brain can't focus on most things.
Super ADD.
I get you.
But much like ADD does, can you close those because we got the flashy lights.
Oh, eternal time.
I don't know what this is, but my brain ADD is, I guess part of the features of ADD is
that you can super focus on like certain things.
Yeah, sometimes.
Yeah, yep.
So sometimes when I wanted like, you know, work on computer stuff or video stuff, I can
hyper focus on things for hours and hours.
Stuff that you like.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
According to a new study, our brain's attention span does not hold steady.
It's constantly flickering even within seconds.
Yeah.
Mine's always flickering.
So there's just somebody trying to hold the wheel straight while it's like a racecar
driver's wheel turning at all times, but you're trying to do something in the brain's
holding it straight.
Sometimes school felt like to me school was like, I, Jesus, take the wheel, I'm not paying
attention to this.
Yeah.
This crap out of my foot.
You can't prevent it.
Even when you know a distraction is coming and where will appear human brains cannot fully
override these windows.
Yeah, bud.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
I don't feel so bad knowing that y'all are getting distracted.
There's me out there.
Oh my god.
Some of you are good at focusing, some of you are like me and you see a lot of interesting
things out there.
Well, there's animals.
There's a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
There's a lot of stuff.
Oh, man.
Get the show on demand or ever you download podcasts.
So I've been K rock the show and boom, there we are, limited, limited interruptions and
many to many to set the end of the last week's Friday show big to speak to to the end of
that.
I wish I didn't get so much joy out of being able to have a compilation of your
fart.
Yeah.
You do that.
I get to put together at the end of the week.
Yeah.
We're big.
We're growing adults in here.
Come on now.
And then when it works out with the sound.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is the Oscar for fart editing?
What is that coming out?
Right.
What the hell?
What is that happening?
What was that?
No one ever asked me that if I want to be invited to that.
Florida is an unserious place.
It just seems like it's becoming a magnet for just, I mean, Florida man has always been
a meme.
People always say the Florida man.
And it just seems like it continues to be that, uh, they're insane though, they're crazy
down there.
As you see, yeah.
And any laws that exist, they don't want them.
Nope.
Now you don't even need like a teaching degree to be a teacher in Florida.
Which is, um, people are just going to get dumber.
Right.
I just saw a thing outside of a bar of their main thing was like, we have vodka bottles
to go.
It's like that.
All right, Florida.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't need that.
Um, well, a 65 year old man got a deal in a golf cart, which I don't know why that's
national news, but it's because his wife fell out of the game.
The golf cart.
What's up?
I mean, they made this.
I mean, they did this themselves because I know I'm just picturing her drunken legias
kind of like sliding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
65 year old man named James, uh, big Jim called 911 this month after a, his wife fell out
of their golf cart hit her head and was unconscious.
Oh, never mind.
I thought they were, they were pulled over and she like fell out.
I didn't even like try.
When cops arrived there, it was around 9 p.m., whoops.
He appeared very intoxicated.
What?
Oh, go ahead.
Admitted they'd been partying at the club.
Sent noon.
Oh.
Yeah.
Felt sobriety tests.
He was arrested and charged with a dewey.
No.
Wife is in the hospital and stable condition.
They don't know that you were driving it.
Oh, I know.
I just got here.
No proof, right?
I don't know.
Then how did she get behind the wheel of any vehicle?
Whether it's an e-bike, an auto, a golf cart.
If it has power to it, let's just not drink and drive by the wheel.
Yeah.
I think there's a lot of drinking and golf cart driving in Florida, especially at those
primarily what they're doing.
Right.
Those communities.
Oh, my God.
Oh, come on.
Mm-hmm.
They were not on a golf course.
They were out because in Florida, that's like their main transportation in Florida.
Officials are reminding people do not drive anything with power.
I wish I just had a golf cart just for going around.
Hell yeah.
I do get jealous of their little communities so they can just all drive golf cars to
each other's houses.
That would be really fun.
We're a little just a little, what do you call it?
Not a golf cart, but one of those, but like four out on like the field.
You know what I mean?
Little a side by side.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Those are those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Big Bang says we got rear-ended ones going to an AA meeting from rehab and then they drove
off.
It was in Florida.
Yeah.
They were trying to do the right thing.
Yep.
Cousin J says, if you get a Dewey for that, can you get one for driving out of golf course?
No, because that's private property, I would bet.
You can only get a Dewey out of public roads.
You can't give me a Dewey for being drunk in my yard.
Fair.
Yeah.
Well, I think in your yard, didn't we figure it out that you can?
If you're like, if I'm drunk and you're drunk, didn't because didn't we talk about that?
I thought we've talked about it.
It's my property.
I can be drunk on my property.
I thought there were weird rules where we've looked stuff up like this, where it's very
sketchy.
I'm not out in public.
I'm not out.
I'm not out.
I'm not changing anybody else.
Yeah.
Very weird.
If you're going to start arresting people who are drunk on lawnmowers, you don't got
enough jail cells for that, dude.
Yeah.
That's primarily when, like what else are you going to do on a riding lawnmower?
I'm going to be sober on this lawnmower.
I don't think so.
It ain't happening.
No.
It ain't happening.
Hell no.
Happy birthday.
Good morning.
This is K-Rock.
Mm-hmm.
Today is Austin 316 day when he was born.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I'm not a birthday.
You're the one that had cake and ice cream.
I did have cake and ice cream.
My father-in-law's birthday was over the weekend.
Cake and ice cream.
It's a clutch combo.
I sent a photo.
A photo?
I said, a photo.
Photo.
Photo.
Um, slice a chocolate ice cream.
Cake.
What am I saying?
Am I stroking out?
Why'd your face look like that?
Just kidding.
A slice of chocolate cake with a scoop of strawberry ice cream is just the combo.
It's not not just cake and ice cream.
It's so unnecessary and so good.
I said that I would do a sexual favor to the first, that person initially got a slice
of cake and was like, yeah, but-
You let me get a scoop.
Got any ice cream to go with this?
Do you do combo bites or do you cake and then ice cream?
Both.
I do combos.
Because, um, it is a very, uh, it's a nice little flavor switch up when you're having
a couple bites of a nice just warm or normal, you know, room top cake and frosting where
then you dive into the cold ice cream and you still got a little frosting from the cake
on there still?
Oh my God.
The few greatest food combos ever made was when somebody said, let's combine these
strawberries with some chocolate.
Also whoever said, let's combine this peanut butter with some chocolate.
Those are the two best combos.
Yeah.
The Reese's brothers.
They came up with it.
They really had at it.
I'm very, very happy for that.
That's for sure.
If you're not following the show, Cody has been playing with a ghost app on his phone
recently.
He wanted to see if his dad would interact with him at the house, he ended up doing some
weird stuff.
Yeah.
Some weird things happening.
And then the morning we were talking about it in here, the ghost app said Francis, which
was his father's name and it's a whole thing.
So this is a bunch of weird stuff.
He points it around the room in here a bunch and we see little stick figure things.
There are little weird things bouncing around me.
See, there are many careers have died in this room.
So I'm not surprised by the ghosts that would linger.
Oh, there was.
There was just kind of like laying on the table looked like, oh, nice, pay me like one
of your French girls.
Yeah.
Interesting.
So he texted me yesterday saying that you were screwing with this ghost app.
Yeah, I was wicked late after Saturday night life.
How do you stay up so late?
It's one o'clock in the morning.
There was stuff going on.
There's games on.
There was a wicked late.
Oops.
You're tired.
It's so late.
Nice.
Yeah.
You rest yourself there.
I was just kind of sitting there.
I wasn't doing anything.
Or later.
And I'm like, hmm, and you decide to open the ghost app and you said bad things
happen.
So what happened?
Well, nothing was happening.
Okay.
And I was like, well, this is this is boring after all that.
Nothing.
I was like, that's lame.
I didn't realize that this was a lame apartment for lame ghosts and you said this out
loud.
Yeah.
Okay.
And nothing was going to happen.
And so then all of a sudden, it popped up and it said, oh, wait, where it goes.
I'm sorry, reset itself.
It said unseen.
And I said, no, I can see.
And this is boring.
I said, I'm going to turn this off because I, you know, just yeah, you're trying to
taunt the ghosts.
Yeah.
I like to taunt them because you've seen it.
Yeah.
It works.
They get activated.
Don't taunt the ghosts.
And so then it said, I know your name.
And I went, that doesn't do anything to spook me.
I said, if it's my dad, then go.
You're the one that gave me.
It's like that.
Like this is just stupid.
And I kept going.
Whatever.
Who cares?
And then it said, you've awakened something.
Oh, Jesus.
And I went, awesome.
All right.
All right.
Cool.
Then I went, oh, did I awaken something?
Oh, spook you.
Because these are all generic.
They could be just in the app.
The app could just say do these phrases.
Yeah.
So that it said, I'm coming for you.
Oh, no.
And so then I went and by the way, guys, the app has not been this direct.
No.
Anytime we played with it.
And you can see it's on there.
I'm coming for you.
Yeah.
So I went and I stood up and I opened the slide and glass store.
Okay.
And I went here.
I mean, it easier for you.
Like there.
If you went in, if you were outside, now you can come in, pardon me.
And it said, then it said, pursued.
And I went, like, were you chased and then you were killed?
There's like, what?
Like, are you trying to give me like a story?
And I'm just being a jerk.
Cause after that, you know, I've been being mean.
Are you looking at the timestamp?
Freaked out at all.
During this?
Just a littlest bit.
Cause those were a couple interesting ones.
I know your name.
Like in something I'm coming for you all within a couple of minutes.
Cause they're timestamp.
Okay.
Uh, and then I was, and then it got boring again because I was like, Hey, you said you
knew my name.
You know, that type of stuff.
And cause then it started rattling off.
Cause if again, if it says listening, so maybe if it hears certain trigger words.
So it said, Dottie and then Albert.
No connection.
Okay.
Got your Albert.
Got you.
Uh, and then I was like, I thought you were coming from me.
It was like, this is boring.
I'm going to turn it off.
And then it says, I'll got you.
I went.
Okay.
I got you.
Okay.
I got you.
I'll find you'll be mine forever.
These are all like almost rapid fire.
Mom never lets me make decisions.
Nothing but flames.
And now at this point, I haven't said anything.
Now I'm just watching.
I'll got you.
Mom never lets me make decisions.
You'll be mine forever.
Nothing but flames.
It's just rapid fire coming at you.
Now I see what you're thinking because now I haven't said anything in a couple minutes
on commercial.
So now I'm like, that's when it did that, and even I jumped up off the couch and was
like, oh, that was kind of cool that I stopped talking for several minutes.
And now it says, I can then it said, I can see what you're thinking.
Okay.
Oh, come on stupid app.
And so long, I got to do a commercial.
I know.
Sorry.
And I was like, all right, if this is going to, you know, actually, you know, bring up
the weird words or whatever, then so have you started talking it back yet?
It says, I know what you're thinking.
Well, I was like, well, then what am I thinking now?
And I don't remember.
I wasn't because then it said, you can't escape the night.
And I was like, all right, there's a little creepy.
And then it said, lost soul.
And I want and did the whole back and forth of, you know, all right, if you know my name
and all that stuff.
And then the last thing it said was Irene.
All right.
And then that was it for a little bit for like minutes.
So I closed it.
Okay.
But that was like a like a solid 10 minute weird.
I'll got you.
Right?
Mom, never let me make any decisions.
I know your name.
You've awakened something.
Yeah.
You'll be mine forever.
Could it be just generic things, but still, but it's fun.
Had it said Cody at any point, I would know, yeah, no, but it's just fun the way that
it's coming up with whatever it's coming out with, it's cool that it's the, the, the
times.
Obviously, he's a little stoned during this, no very, very stoned.
So obviously, and this is free.
This has free.
Yeah.
Well, you can unlock.
You can turn off these ads for probably.
Oh, oh, yeah.
I'm sure I could pay.
Mm-hmm.
No, I'm just trying to see if any, if any words want to pop up now.
Nothing.
But it was just neat.
Well, it's continued to muscle.
I was over there.
I said, nothing was going on and it started to get a little tense.
I got to get real ghost stuff for you to take around because you are in the mood to,
you do like to talk to him.
Get him active.
And it, because that works, that one time, the very last time, man, it started to work
real well.
I'll got you.
It says, right?
Yeah.
Same Patrick's Day Eve, put out that glass of Jameson and a couple of, what is it, corn
beefing cabbage plates tonight?
Can I just have the lapricon visit, yeah?
Just a lucky charm's treat or something?
And the lapricon.
Oh, man, I saw a treat that uses lapric or lucky charms, you get those lucky charms cookies
that you see at the grocery store.
Those little like flat ones that you, you spread them out like a pizza and then you put
like a green frosting on top of you want, then you sprinkle the lucky charm's marshmallows
and you cut it like a cookie cake.
That sounds nice.
You know, be a good combo that I just thought of while you were saying that.
You know that, that white trash my wife made with a big, do it with lucky charms instead
of checks.
Oh.
That would be so.
Get a little marshmallow bite.
Okay.
Not to go back to the ghost app, but that entire time we were listening to commercials
in a song, I was researching this.
And I was playing with the ghost app and it was saying some stuff.
It was neat.
And I wanted to figure out if you're just tuning in, go back and listen to the show on
demand, wherever you download podcasts.
Cody said it was the middle of the night, but technically Sunday morning when he started
doing this.
He brings up his ghost app and he starts to talk to it, says I'm going to gut you.
He wasn't doing anything so I started to taunt it.
Yeah.
Well, Cody, you'll be happy to know that your apartment's on basically ancient burial
grounds.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Oh, it's right across the street, almost directly across the street from that spot on
OCC.
In 1827, the Anandaga County poor house resided where high acres currently is.
That's right.
I live.
It was 145 acre farm that occupied the land in and around modern day ball road.
Residents were like Anandaga County's most destitute.
It's the politically the poor house used to mean the poor house.
They would send families to this farm where a lot of people died.
Oh, geez, because it was the 1800s report suggests that 15 to 20% of the population died
every year, including, oh my God.
Hold on.
There's a lot.
Yeah.
I have unbelievably cool rock walls all along the property of high acres that would blow
your minds.
Dude, some farmer or something what had to have made forever ago and that makes that
makes a hundred percent sense because you couldn't, it's not just a, oh, nature did
it.
In 1827.
Wow.
This is cool.
This is funny.
In 1827, Anandaga County raised $500 to build the poor, the poor house, the buildings
they built.
Like the main town hall, I guess, was where the sheriff is.
Where it is now?
Yeah.
On all road.
That's on ball road, right?
Yep.
Yep.
Where that building is was the old town hall.
The acres around that was people living in farms, homesteads.
All right.
So I got to go into those woods more behind the, the sheriff's.
If anybody remembers.
If anybody remembers.
All right.
I don't know when they built high acres.
It must have been in the 90s because I'm not sure.
It might say it somewhere.
It's new.
Er.
Now there's multiple articles of when they were building those, they found them, tons
of bodies.
Yeah.
That sounds awful.
Barrio locations were around the 145 acres.
Many died with no family to claim them.
So they were just buried exactly where they were or in that field area.
I never done it.
Found bones.
That's for sure.
Some remains were found in the 90s and relocated to Luma's Hill cemetery, but most have been
not been found.
Wow.
People who died over there, one famous story, three children died in 1832, known as the
Kingman siblings.
Yeah.
Great.
Joseph Lafayette and Sally.
Oh boy.
Spencer Pomeroy died at the poor house on May 2nd, 1833.
How weird.
And interesting.
In 1995, they found the remains of 77 people.
In 1996, they found another 99 bodies on your property, 99 bodies like, but the B where
they want every year, every year were like, where should we go do a ghost stream from?
Where should we go?
My house.
And it turns out.
Oh, he's living there.
It's my house.
Cody is living on ancient burial grounds of Anodaga County's most destitute humans from
the 18.
And that's not even the Native American burial grounds that are around OCC.
That's all so mixed in all mix and all different.
No, archeological.
What?
What were the names Joseph Lafayette and Sally of the kids?
That was a kid Spencer Pomeroy died.
There's tons of deaths.
I guess in the winter of 2010, archeologists also found another 80 individuals during renovations
for OCC.
Maybe that's all these names.
Yeah, dude.
Of, you know, Irene.
And you open the door.
And you open the door.
Dottie.
Yeah.
These are all probably people that died at your stupid poor house.
Good burial farm.
Good.
I'll let them out.
I'll let them out.
He's taunting them.
They're opening the door.
Yeah, good.
I know.
And now I'm on the side of people that say don't taunt ghosts.
Too late.
Because now he's yelling at ghosts.
Nah, too late.
And he's living on an ancient burial ground.
The good.
I hope that I just did the start of the next Ghostbusters movie.
This is a fascinating.
I didn't know the story behind this either.
They purchased a hundred and forty five acre farm on Anodaga Hill.
I'm like here.
Go up there to die in 1827.
As the residents of the poor house grew, the county added thirteen buildings and additions
over the years originally called originally called the county poor house in 1827.
It was changed in 1861 to the Anodaga home and hospital.
54 became the Van Dyne home and hospital.
That was one of the buildings.
Okay.
And then they built a new Van Dyne hospital in 75 over on Sonic a Turnpike.
But yeah, OCC, man Anodaga Community College acquired the
poor house property from Anodaga County.
And then it starts to do its buildings.
Keeps finding bodies.
Welcome in.
Welcome in.
Wow, man.
That's just wild.
But so it turns out that you've been living on an ancient burial ground this whole
time.
There's a ghost.
Are you there?
So they're locked with that, bud.
You can find a ton of old stories of people finding remains.
They'd put them in a box.
If they could identify the remains, they would notify whatever kin existed or they just
kind of buried you in that.
If you didn't have anybody, then just there we'll go out to the field.
All right.
Yeah.
Apparently it's high-strange.
It's Monday today.
You learn that Cody lives on an ancient burial ground.
I think I just...
I think I...
Have you like hit me in your life exponentially better or worse with all this poor house
information?
All right.
This is K-Rock.
Because now you're going to be wanting to do it more.
Now I'm going to have to get out there and turn down.
Yeah.
You just walk around out in those fields and be like, all right, we're out here.
Yeah.
What's up?
I don't know about it.
Are saying like, if you died, they would just like walk a hundred yards and bury you
there.
So like, if you died on your farm, the hog 100 yards bury you.
That's all right.
They haven't found all the bodies, especially out where they haven't built things like in
that field.
Yep, where there's trees and all that stuff.
They're only finding bodies when they got a build something like OCC did.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I'm not going to go out there digging around.
No, but you're in it.
But I'm going to go...
I mean, I'll definitely...
Because I've always wondered myself.
What?
Why I don't ever find anything cool, like, I don't know, cow, a cow bone skull, you know,
like something like that.
Like something that would have been there.
Yeah.
Anything.
There's an old coin or just the way that these rock walls are everywhere that somebody
clearly did something, you know, they had to make hundreds.
Yeah.
So I would, you know, I mean, I always wonder why I don't find more artifacts or, you
know, start a deal.
There's a ton of articles about the poor house.
You learn a bunch about it.
I got to get a metal detector.
Well, you'll be in the poor house if you lose gambling on the tournament.
You're mad.
You did.
You mad.
It's mad.
It's madness.
Oh.
I'm not going to go through all these matchups.
I just...
You sat every one.
He can't have you won.
You sat every matchup.
I'm just bummed that Sienna got put against Duke because I'm pulling for GMAC this
time, man.
Can I...
I am a little bit calling foul on that.
Sienna, I guess, Duke.
That's kind of garbage.
It's a dick move.
It is.
Give him a chance.
Well, just it's very weird that not, and I, if you're from Syracuse, you might agree
with this.
There's only seemed about a weird slight against Syracuse with the NCAA's, rather
because of Jim being such a good coach and being brash when he was a coach or being
brash now that he's not a coach.
So I never, I was wondered if there was like a little thing, you know, they took away
his wins.
If it was a Syracuse thing, yeah, but it's, well, it's a pretty far removed though.
I mean, it's GMAC and it's a couple hours away and it's against Duke who is ACC.
They also put that Hodgson that everyone say is going to be our next coach.
Weird.
He's playing Louisville, interesting that a guy that might be at Syracuse now is going
to first round matchup against a Louisville team.
You know, like, yeah, I think you're following it into the NCAA.
People who go to Syracuse and love Syracuse think that they're the center of the universe
and everyone's thinking about them, well, and it might not, I don't think that's the
case.
I think that Siena's a 16 seed and Duke is a one so they want to give Duke an easy game.
But I call upset.
I'm calling Duke out first round, big GMAC upset.
If this was any other team, yeah, I feel like in this tournament, maybe not any, but
almost any other team, I would be on board with that who's on Duke this year.
They had Cooper flag right last year.
They've got Booser and this kid is if he's not your number one overall pick in the NBA
draft, you crazy.
What's his name Booser?
Yeah, it's Cameron.
Right.
Is it Cameron Booser?
It's Carlos Booser's kid.
Yes.
Okay.
He is unreal.
He is a man.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I could, I could see him.
I'm just destroying.
A specific matchup for you guys want to talk about.
Nebraska says Nebraska plays Troy, which is never want to turn him a game before and
I'm so nervous.
Which is very interesting.
Yeah.
They have never won an NCAA game.
They had their best season they've ever had.
The, uh, the whole core Nebraska, yeah, they had a great year.
But this, they could very well lose this game in the first round against a 13 seed Troy.
They're just, they're so many good games that all day Thursday is going to be so good.
Uh, because it starts off with an interesting game of North Carolina and Vermont, I think
is the first one.
That'll be a good one.
Or maybe not.
No, I think it, oh, looks like it starts out with TCU in Ohio State.
Okay.
Okay.
I was wrong.
But I mean, like I said, that South Florida, we were just saying that 11 over a six is
crazy.
Um, McNeese State could be an upset team that takes down a number five in Vanderbilt.
Mm hmm.
There's a lot.
There's so many games.
I can, all of them.
I could go through this whole bracket, Santa Clara against a Kentucky team, Akron against
the Texas Tech right state against Virginia.
You got to watch out for all those teams have how many brackets are you doing this year?
I don't know.
We'll see at least a couple.
Yeah.
We'll do.
Probably.
Yeah.
I don't want to do the show.
I just, I'll make a show bracket that we all do, yeah, everybody can sign up for.
All right.
Well, who do you like?
Who do you think goes all, who, who's your final floor?
I guess.
Man, I don't want to say chalk in Duke, Michigan, Arizona, Florida, or I don't think
Florida is a one.
Yeah.
Florida is a one seed.
Yeah.
This, I mean, but I'll one seed, you think it, it really could be, but I don't, I don't
know.
There's, there's a couple teams that, that Arizona team looks so good.
They look good.
Duke looks good.
Michigan looked like they were getting hot at the right points at the end of the year.
So do you just, do you just lock in on Thursday and it's nothing but college basketball?
Yep.
For you.
Well, it'll be, I'll get out of here.
I'll be college basketball.
Coco Puffs.
We're right back to college basketball.
Coco Puffs during college basketball.
Well, luckily, there'll be that little break.
Like, Coco Puffs would be like right as a couple of other games are getting going.
Okay.
Good.
Ready?
You less been now.
Are you less?
No, now are you.
You less been now.
You less been now.
You less been now.
You less been now.
You less been now.
For those of you have no idea what's going on.
My favorite thing on the internet, I'm getting your old grandpa's and dads and uncles.
My favorite thing on the internet is all the AI hot chick accounts.
Like you saw the one that went national last week because all these boomers thought she
was like this girl in the military.
So did you see that?
Oh, no.
They talked about trucker alley.
No, I am.
But there was an AI like military girl from last week's news where like they would put
up photos of her with Trump or like, oh, really?
No, I didn't.
She would conveniently be barefoot at her desk with her feet up, like totally asses.
Six toes.
And about your guys were sending her money.
She less been.
Total less been.
Total less been.
You less been now.
Total less been.
And I'm just obsessed with this trend.
I've talked about it time and time again.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
No.
Because I would just take so many people's money.
No, you should.
Because it's insane watching these guys comment on fake.
Fake things.
Internet things.
Yeah.
Right out in the open where everybody can see these.
And I've talked at Nazim about trucker alley, but she's my, she's my muse.
I like your butt.
Because I love reading the comments.
Like it's good to know.
Yeah.
It's good to know who you share a planet with sometimes.
Yeah.
Good.
Well, if you have a good door.
Yeah.
It's good to know what's out there.
It's good to be aware of it that.
Yeah.
Trucker alley is my favorite muse.
You guys know all about her.
If you don't, she's an AI truck driver who Cody discovered has multiple jobs.
Because now I saw it.
I only ever saw a trucker alley.
Yep.
Her gimmick is she's a hot 21 year old truck driver who loves oral.
Not giving receiving.
And she can't find nobody to do it.
And she just can't find nobody to do it.
Because of her, her, her feminine exterior.
But she also is a roof and tough trucker.
So Cody ended up getting other alley served.
And she's on the can make in some places.
She was aligned.
She works on the lines lines.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What was the other one I saw?
There was one I saw.
Oh, she's okay.
She's got a couple more.
It might have been the mechanic, but her gimmick in that.
I hate that I'm even in this universe.
Well, you get served this stuff now because we are making fun of.
But they are like your algorithms.
See, oh, like, oh, you're looking at these.
Well, no, one of the alley accounts her gimmick.
Well, this one is like, I'm a truck driver who wants a man to orally satisfy me.
Yeah.
One of her other gimmicks, her pits are too sweaty.
Oh, whoa.
So she sweats through all of her shirts.
And she's like, I'm so sweaty in my pits.
No, I'm not.
No.
You're going to get tricked into that one.
No, I'm not.
But now she's finding all like the kinks that she can get.
See, no, I don't like a belt.
Like, it doesn't bother me.
But I'm not into wicked sweaty armpits.
No, that's one of her gimmicks.
No, I get all the angles to make all the money.
Wow.
All right.
So trucker alley posted.
Good for her.
The AI she posted this weekend.
Or Steve from India.
That's absolutely stealing all these people's money.
Do it.
No, absolutely.
If you're looking in Twitch, here's the video.
It's her.
She's driving.
Obviously the truck.
The wheel is on the wrong side of the road.
Oh, always.
But now there's another lady in there.
Oh, no.
And they're feeling each other's thought.
Yeah.
To get the guys worked up.
Is that really how it is in trucks?
That seems dangerous.
No.
You can just be right there.
They're not wearing seat belts.
They're on top of each other.
Right.
But we came back laughing because of you know,
obviously the comments are like.
Oh, no.
Do you all want a guy in the mix?
Carl says.
The one guy.
Spencer says.
I'll have both of you in a sleeper tonight at marker 104.
Bro.
Like that almost sounds like a threat.
We'll dial it back.
He's giving out.
He's like.
You know what I mean?
Like that's exactly his location.
A lot of where he's going.
That's Spencer.
After this.
No, after I can see you.
No, you need to see Spencer.
I can see him.
Oh boy.
There we go.
Spencer is.
He's ready to satisfy you.
Hold on.
Oh, he's.
He's positioned in the red hot tree style of interviews.
Uh-huh.
The camera down at the bottom.
They've always got photos with their grandkids.
Who else is commenting?
I'd like to get in your sleeper and eat the kitty cats.
Says Kenneth.
Oh, don't.
That's mean.
Well, if they have pets, then that's their like road companions.
And this guy is going to just eat their pets.
Wow.
Michael says I love trucker girls.
I think I could help both of you out
in that a bunch of tongue emojis.
And then you just go further down.
But then.
And then.
But then.
Where'd he go?
In the world.
Fred Davis says.
He's not even.
There's no punctuation.
We're the skivaled men.
Fred Davis says.
You lesbian now.
L-E-Z-B-I-N.
That's going to be a new thing.
You lesbian now.
You lesbian now.
Oh, you know what?
She definitely lesbian.
Let me see.
Harder to be saying lesbian.
No, I'm not getting much information on his page.
No.
No.
Some don't care.
Some don't care.
Some do not care.
His profile photo is a middle finger.
And it says from Magos.
Is the middle finger a skeleton?
Absolutely.
Skeleton.
It's a skeleton on fire.
You damn right.
You listen right.
It's a punishment logo on fire with a skeleton hand.
Don't step bones.
Nice.
Don't.
You lesbian now.
Uh.
You lesbian.
Whoa, there's a Stanley locker.
There's a lot of TV and he's standing here.
You guys.
Wait a second.
I'm freaking out.
Joe Stanley's in the room.
That's actually pretty cool.
It looks just like the guy in this room.
This is weird.
Stanley Law, the maximum award people.
So Joe's got two stories today.
And I'm excited about the live nation one because what I'm...
I don't know much about legal stuff.
But it seems like when things go into discovery is when a lot of emails and text messages show up
and you start to see things that were never meant to be seen, am I right?
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
And that's what happens.
Discovery is met for people who don't know is a full exchange of relevant or things that
might lead to relevant information at trial.
Okay.
And that can recover a whole lot of grounds.
And there's...
No, I've nation.
Yeah.
Interesting.
The federal government settled.
The case went to trial.
They settled before even any of this good stuff came out.
Okay.
But the 28 states decided, oh no, we don't want that deal.
And they agreed to we're going forward.
And that's where they brought out all of these emails that were brought out in discovery
where the big executives were going, I can't believe how stupid these people are.
Yeah.
They were ripping them off.
They were ripping all this money for stuff they should be paying for.
Yeah.
And live nation was like, no, no.
Those people, they're no longer.
They were just lower level guys.
Yeah.
So I know they weren't.
They weren't.
No, no.
And you know, that's one of those rules about...
You put it in writing.
I say that.
And I say that to every lawyer that I've ever met, you better make sure that what you put in words
are something that you are always going to be comfortable with because they'll never
going to go away.
That goes for any rule.
I tell my kids that.
I say never text or email something that you wouldn't want on a billboard because it's not going to good.
Pictures, words or whatever.
They're never going to go in this world.
They're never going to go home.
And there's people who will just just not go to court because they don't want to do discovery.
They're like, I know it's in my emails.
You know what?
Never mind.
I said it.
Yeah.
I said it.
No, I don't want anybody knowing about it.
Right.
So they'll try to settle.
What's the other one about the dog you said to them?
Yeah, this is AI.
AI story.
Parties are suing over a dog for divorce.
Custard.
I can't agree.
Believe it or not.
It went to a trial.
Judge, they submit court cases to the judge.
Judge Rice's decision.
Unfortunately, both parties submitted AI fraudulent cases to the court.
And the court used them to write their decision because apparently the court didn't...
Chinatown.
Goes up on appeal.
The appellate court says, wait a minute.
These cases don't exist.
Both of you parties have committed a fraud on the court.
We're going to let the wife who won't keep the dog.
Well, you're penalty issue.
You have to pay $5,000 in cost.
Whoa.
A little fraud.
Way more than a dog.
Right.
And the husband, we're not hearing your appeal at all.
At all, you lost.
We're not hearing your appeal because of your fraud.
I think that's going to be a thing you've got to do with now.
People think and they can defend themselves because they got Chad GPT or whatever.
Yeah.
Like, I'll just have AI just come up with something.
I will tell you that we get a lot of questions and a lot of calls now from people.
You know, we used to be water coolers.
I heard this or I heard that.
Yeah.
Now they get it from chatbots.
Yeah.
And the problem is, if you don't know the right question, they don't give you the right answers.
Yeah.
And if you don't have the experience and knowledge, you don't know what they're telling you.
Has anything to do with anything?
Yeah.
Yeah.
AI is not a thinking being.
AI is just scanning all the data it can find and telling you the best it can come up with.
So, why not even be right?
Oh, and sometimes the newer ones, they try to help you.
Oh, yeah.
We try to make massage the fast.
Sure.
Which is what happens with these cases.
I can come up with cases that don't exist.
Wow.
All right.
Joe Stanley.
He handles all the tough stuff.
The tough stuff.
Stanley Law, the maximum award people.
Thank you, Joe.
Thanks, guys.
Let's get the show on demand or ever you listen to your favorite podcast type in K rock the show and boom.
There we are.
And boom.
You and cousin Jay and you're just agrolling along.
You made ag rolls this weekend, you said?
Yeah, I can't help it, man.
What was it, chicken, you said?
I like to.
It's an easy move.
I like to go and get a rotisserie chicken and then rip that bitch apart.
And now I got chicken and then I put it in my grinder.
You're sure?
And then this time I did two styles of ag rolls.
One was like a like the dip in like a Mahoney mustard style.
I take it and I mix the chicken in with it.
Oh, okay.
And a little bit of cheese.
And then I rolled the egg roll.
And the other one where it was like a taco sauce that I mixed in with it.
And then it made the egg rolls.
They're just nice.
They're so good.
Yeah, I like an egg roll, man.
I can't help it.
And they're not.
They're easy.
It's not tedious.
It's tedious because you got to do the stuff.
That's what I'm trying and all that.
And it gets in it.
And this will help you if you push you to do them.
It does that little thing in your brain when you do the good roll where you're like.
Yeah, look at this.
Look how good that worked out.
And you set it down.
Yeah.
The pay off is what the cousin J says.
The satisfaction between that, the perfect roll.
And then when you make it correctly, you're like.
I'll do it when I can do my blackstone outside.
I don't like to fry things inside because the oil stinks up my house.
Oh, no, this, I'm telling you, this does not.
I'll do my first round of that.
I'll judge on how much you're not going to make.
Usually when you're deep frying food, it's because you're deep frying, like, smells.
This is your deep frying the egg roll wrapper.
Okay.
There's no, my apartment does smell like oil.
I believe you.
I also hate that.
I want to try it outside first, but I believe you.
Because it's.
Because I'd be making all kinds of Philly Cheesesteak egg rolls.
Down you.
Which I, my, my in-laws, my in-laws are two, they're just shocking people.
Like, they'll say something every once in a while and you'll be like, what?
Like, we all learn that my father-in-law doesn't care for cupcakes lately.
We're like, oh, okay.
Yesterday we're having his birthday.
That's unacceptable.
And my wife said something like blah, blah, blah.
I'd love a good Philly Cheesesteak or whatever.
And my mother-in-law said, now what is that?
And I said, you don't, what?
You don't know what a Philly Cheesesteak is?
She goes, no, what is that?
What?
They do a whole people are crazy.
And I couldn't, but I'm like, you've never heard of a Philly Cheesesteak?
What did she think it was?
I, she'd had never, and didn't, she'd never heard of it.
Oh.
This was new to her.
Oh.
And I go, you've gone 70 years without ever hearing about Philly Cheesesteak.
And you, you bust both, you bust be getting them both.
We're heading over to Genos immediately.
Yeah, we're going to head over to Genos.
Absolutely, Genos.
That's it.
I mean, I like the way I do it, real soon.
I know you do.
You hollow out the whole loaf.
I want to hollow out a loaf of bread.
Well, I cut it in half.
Yeah.
Cut it in half.
And then I hollow out the loaf like that.
That's the way to do it, man.
Well, again, I just, you slap it.
And last of the last time I didn't slap it in the crockpot in a lot of time,
but I can't believe how good that is.
Yeah.
To put that.
Yeah.
Cheesesteak stuff in a crockpot.
It makes zero sense.
It makes zero sense, but it makes it super tender, super cheesy.
Such a difference.
My only thing is I wouldn't, if he's talking about my slow cooking
shape steak in a crockpot for your cheap steak.
And last time I did it, I cooked it all day and then I put the cheese in there and mix it up.
I don't know if I would do that again, because the cheese kind of just became a liquid.
I think I'd put the cheese on a very last minute and then put the sandwich together.
Yeah.
Twitch.tv slash K-Rock C and Y, you want to watch a little hockey?
We will be penguins at Avalanche.
Cody is the penguins.
I am the Avalanche.
How am I supposed to hold a stick?
I got flippers for hands.
Oh, I see you, Mr. Penguin.
Ah.
Oh.
So sorry.
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