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“When Grandma Dies Three Times & A Heron Goes Full Jurassic: Only on Billy The Kidd”
“Would you grab an angry dinosaur‑sounding bird by the neck to save its life… or just run for your own?” That’s the kind of question Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh are tackling in this absolutely chaotic episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, packed with wild stories, viral moments, and a Dirty Little Secret so unhinged it leaves the whole studio stunned.
Billy recounts the terrifying/funny/traumatizing moment he found himself bleeding, wrestling, and being screeched at by a heron while night‑fishing in Galveston.
Candice shares her excitement (and mom‑FOMO) as her son Enzo and husband Eric leave for Colorado to film a commercial together.Pooh heads in for a routine checkup… and instantly regrets it.
When the nurse asks him to drop his pants, she and another staff member burst into uncontrollable laughter after spotting his infamous dancing hot dog tattoo from a lost bet on the show. The caller’s confession?
His grandma has “died” three times.
Not in real life just when he needs PTO.
Co-workers joke about “old management grandma” vs. “new management grandma,” and the story spirals into fake Facebook memorial posts, job burnout, and a staggering lack of remorse.
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“Would you grab an angry dinosaur‑sounding bird by the neck to save its life… or just run for your own?” That’s the kind of question Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh are tackling in this absolutely chaotic episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, packed with wild stories, viral moments, and a Dirty Little Secret so unhinged it leaves the whole studio stunned.
Billy recounts the terrifying/funny/traumatizing moment he found himself bleeding, wrestling, and being screeched at by a heron while night‑fishing in Galveston.
Candice shares her excitement (and mom‑FOMO) as her son Enzo and husband Eric leave for Colorado to film a commercial together.Pooh heads in for a routine checkup… and instantly regrets it.
When the nurse asks him to drop his pants, she and another staff member burst into uncontrollable laughter after spotting his infamous dancing hot dog tattoo from a lost bet on the show. The caller’s confession?
His grandma has “died” three times.
Not in real life just when he needs PTO.
Co-workers joke about “old management grandma” vs. “new management grandma,” and the story spirals into fake Facebook memorial posts, job burnout, and a staggering lack of remorse.
If this episode made you laugh, yell at your radio, or question humanity:
👉 Follow the show, leave a review, and share this episode with a friend who loves morning chaos as much as you do.
Your support keeps the craziness coming every weekday morning.
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