3/25/26 Tryna Get Folded Like a Pretzel in Rosarito... 🥨 | Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. Between the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥖]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA's homeless crisis moves underground

(4:11) Chisme: The Rock's bad wig job in Moana

(08:27) Rap Sheet: Suge Knight's Tupac murder memoir announcement

(11:30) Coffee Talk

(12:07) Petty Police: PETA claps back at Young Thug

(15:39) Scrolling: Debating the "things women shouldn't do" video

(20:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(22:09) Homie Helpline: Daughter's "cracking" Rosarito spring break drama

(42:50) Shoutout Medical Students!

(44:57) Knott's Tickets!

(52:47) Chisme: Starbucks' Hannah Montana raspberry syrup fail

(56:02) Rap Sheet: J Cole reacts to Kendrick Lamar's diss

(58:56) Ye Tickets!

(59:52) Money Moves: The $500 "real man" cash rule

(1:04:47) Studious Foo: Seniors addicted to phone screen time

(1:09:10) Play Ball: Lakers' Mexican prospect "Kareem Al Pastor Jabar"

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