3/30/26 "Are You Trash? Because I Want to Take You Out" 🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help a shy future lawyer named Cameron find the "rizz" to talk to a security guard who gave up social media for Lent. They also roast Tiger Woods for flipping his Land Rover in Florida and debate why Jelly Roll was chosen to sing a country song for the official World Cup soundtrack.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📅]

Chapters

(00:00) Chivas!

(1:57) Petty Police: Chilli from TLC's "fat thumb" repost

(7:09) Scrolling: Getting "pressed like juice" in Newport

(9:49) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:01) Homie Helpline: Rizzing up Barney's Beanery guard

(42:46) Happy Holy Week!

(43:56) Six Flags Tickets!

(50:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The $75 refillable Shohei Ohtani cup

(52:09) Chisme: Tiger Woods'' rollover crash and impairment

(56:27) Rap Sheet: Roasting the Jelly Roll World Cup song

(1:00:11) Studious Foo: Chat GPT ranks California as #1 for food

(1:03:55) Play Ball: Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret bodybuilding love child

(1:07:15) Money Moves: 12 tons of Kit Kats stolen in transit

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