
About this episode
This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest once again. Long live the glizzy king.
1:00 - Michael goes to BIG BEAR and drives like a b*tch
5:00 - Costco is better than Sam’s Club
13:30 - REAL BREAD
22:00 - The boys talk about their caffeine intake
33:00 - Unreleased Reels
40:00 - BBC Interview gone wrong
44:00 - 4th of July in Chicago
57:00 - HOT DAWGGGSS
1:00:00 - Cheating in the MLB
1:03:00 - JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT IS THE GLIZZY KING
1:20:10 - SOCK TALK
1:23:32 - SECRET SOCK
Thanks to: Bluechew, Chubbies, Lucy, Factor Meals, and Cash App
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1:00 - Michael goes to BIG BEAR and drives like a b*tch
5:00 - Costco is better than Sam’s Club
13:30 - REAL BREAD
22:00 - The boys talk about their caffeine intake
33:00 - Unreleased Reels
40:00 - BBC Interview gone wrong
44:00 - 4th of July in Chicago
57:00 - HOT DAWGGGSS
1:00:00 - Cheating in the MLB
1:03:00 - JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT IS THE GLIZZY KING
1:20:10 - SOCK TALK
1:23:32 - SECRET SOCK
Thanks to: Bluechew, Chubbies, Lucy, Factor Meals, and Cash App
BlueChew.com
And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.
Chubbies- Go to chubbiesshorts.com to get 20% off your order with our code “socks”
Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order
Factor - factormeals.com/socks50off use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box.
Cash App - Download Cash App today at https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account
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