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365: 2026 - Everything Sucks Now!

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The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.

00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App
00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop
00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline
19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever
00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App
00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything
00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public
00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You
01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant
01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion
01:15:40 – Sock Talk
01:16:30 – Secret Sock

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