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The "studious fools" stage a high-stakes intervention for Jeremy, a 26-year-old energy mogul trying to choose between his "ride or die" ex, his baby mama, and a hot Denver psychologist while secretly adding a fourth girl in Dallas to his roster. Between the relationship drama, the squad investigates why Rihanna’s legendary weed is making people poop their pants and roasts Drake for a frozen album stunt that almost burned down Toronto.
[Edited by @iamdyre 😻]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A report on the 203 hooligans arrested for public intox and fake handicap placards.
(3:10) Chisme: Jonah Hill’s favorite memory of Rihanna making his friend poop her pants.
(6:18) Rap Sheet: Canadian authorities shut down Drake’s frozen album promo for being a "threat to life".
(8:52) Petty Police: The WNBA star celebrates her current man dunking on her ex.
(12:28) Scrolling: The Ashley Furniture employee who got fired for his viral freestyle marketing.
(16:30) Homie Helpline: An energy mogul needs help choosing between three women while working a "money glitch" in the oil fields.
(45:10) Hoarding: Greg's Straws
(46:52) Usher/Chris Brown Tix!
(56:47) Don't You Know I'm Local: LAUSD votes to ban screens to build "character" and save money.
(1:00:38) Chisme: A former housekeeper sues Kylie Jenner for a toxic environment and "hanger-throwing" supervisors.
(1:05:27) Money Moves: Roasting the NBA’s most frugal owner for banning free t-shirts and early checkouts.
(1:09:16) Studious Foo: Learning about the official "Earth Anthem" and why the Earth flag was made on Canva.
(1:12:46) Play Ball: The new head coach makes players earn the Raiders logo on their helmets.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, S.S?
Don't you know I'm local?
Oh my goodness gracious!
So we went to Coachella about two weekends ago, little did we know.
We were amongst so many criminals.
What?
Yes, Coachella just recently led out a report of how many people were arrested, but
between the two weekends of Coachella weekend one and weekend two, and what they were
arrested for, a total of 200 and three people were arrested over these two weekends.
Wow.
Look in charges, included public intoxication, illegal drug possession, the use of fake
IDs.
What?
And I'm like, I'm wondering about that one, because the kids are allowed.
Yeah.
So what you need to figure it out for?
Maybe for the band, the Heineken band that they will give you.
That's wild.
Try to go to the Heineken house.
Yeah, that's what you want an overspot for sure, for sure.
Okay, and get this, people were also arrested for unlawfully using a disability placard.
Wow, they were using the disabled person blue placard.
They probably got to print me like a kinkos or whatever they have nowadays for kinkos.
Yeah, okay, that's wrong.
If you just take your grandma's car for a spin to Coachella, it's not, it's a real
one.
Throw them a jail.
It's just like, grandma's not here right now.
Okay, but it's not part of the law.
So yeah, it's wrong.
Yeah, it's wrong.
Yeah, it's wrong.
So you got to walk.
That's why you got to limp when you get off the car.
I know you're a short king, but you're not short enough to get the handicap placard, my
friend over there.
Oh, man.
Yeah, yeah.
So a lot of people got arrested, publicly intoxicated, me and I just saw people like
running, trying to get, trying to get in and then like they were chasing them.
So I'm like, oh, no, we'll probably got caught up for trespassing in all of that.
Get this though.
This was down from other years of Coachella, the 200 and three people.
Oh, really?
It seems like we've been doing a lot better job.
Probably cause it was more expensive.
It's been expensive.
It's more expensive this year.
It's been expensive, brother, man.
A wild stage coach that is this weekend, it's the festival for a lot of country acts.
Oh, yeah.
Kelly, Nelly, uh, Diplo, no, this weekend, uh, it's Diplo, Nelly.
I want to say people.
Yeah, people.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, that one might see a rise because last year stage coach, so 20% increase from the
year before and coincidentally, Vic was there.
I was there.
Oh, you criminal.
You short short.
Oh, yeah.
It's okay.
They give me a short sentence.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
That was terrible.
That was terrible.
Yeah.
Hey, dynamic.
He's short though.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Somebody said they're 5-4 just like me.
I'm not.
Little man.
Biggie goal.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's get into some shoes, man.
Zoola, come here.
Now what's going on?
Cheesemation with Angie.
Okay.
I'm gonna keep a little TMI, but you guys be honest.
When was the last time you guys yourself?
Oh, yeah.
Two weeks ago, I was late.
You're late.
You never tell.
Sorry, Angie.
You're not getting that out of me.
That's fine.
That's fine.
What about you, Vic?
Six grade on my trip to Mexico with my family.
I started down my leg.
It got all over my white high top Air Force ones.
I'll never forget it.
Yeah.
Who knows?
I know it's good.
Right.
Yeah.
To poop on yourself.
What are you doing?
That was the time.
Do you even want the Zoomers revenge?
You spandered?
Yes.
100%.
Yeah.
Don't just the fart.
But why, Angie?
Okay.
So I thought this only happened to guys.
Because obviously right here, the two guys here are saying they did it, right?
Yeah.
But apparently girls do it too.
Angie, come on.
No.
I really thought it was only a guy thing like they just shirt themselves.
Only guys talk about it.
What happened?
Hmm.
You ever started?
No.
That's why I really thought I'd say something.
No, I haven't.
But she has the opposite problem.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
So Jonah Hill says that Rihanna actually made his friend herself, you guys.
I'm not kidding.
So you know how Rihanna just graced the cover of W Magazine with her baby Rocky, right?
Yeah.
And so part of that article is like they're talking to celebrity friends, things like that, saying like,
what's your favorite memory of Rihanna?
And so Jonah Hill was saying, you know what?
This is my favorite memory when Rihanna made my friend poop herself, right?
Yeah.
So apparently he said that he ran into her at a bar during his birthday, right?
And he said, quote unquote, she had a joint on her and was generous enough to share with my friends.
And one of my friends got so stoned that she pooped her pants.
Wow.
Rihanna has to make your friends their pants weed.
I heard she got that ghost stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everyone has one really cool party way like super down to earth, very low key, very vibes.
But also that she got that.
Yeah.
There's some good stuff out there that I'll make you.
And she would do like Rihanna, like Rihanna Kush or something.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
But I didn't even know again that we can make you do that.
But Ramona, our producer was telling me she's like, oh, yeah.
Like if it relaxes you, it's going to relax you and you're going to in other places.
Okay.
It's a pop roll.
Was it in her?
Why?
Why was she was sharing?
I thought I itched myself one time.
I'm not good at like smoking.
You did.
So I've hardly ever done it.
But one time I did.
I was like 19.
And I was at like the studio.
And I thought I itched myself.
And I didn't know what to do, whether to get up and acknowledge it or just act like it didn't happen.
Yeah.
It happens.
But it didn't happen.
One time I took too many other bowls and I thought that too.
And I had my girlfriend check with my pants.
But he did it.
That's right.
Yeah.
He sold them for that.
He was such a good girlfriend to him.
I was so high out of my mind.
Such a good girlfriend.
So good.
He knows.
So high.
You got to check my pants.
Well, you're not alone.
Okay.
Give it to pop.
You know let these on.
Yeah.
Go rap.
Let these set go.
Drake Hive is really happy.
But a faction of it is not.
All right.
I'm talking about the Canadians over there in Canada.
I know we saw the stunt that Drake did, which low key you got to give props to putting up
a big, big, big blocks of ice in the middle of the city and having people like, I don't
know, try to get indoor, under it, inside it to get the actual release date for his upcoming
album, which did happen.
Yes.
Say someone grabbed it.
It comes out May 15th.
And later on we're going to tell you something he admitted with this album rollout.
That's coming up at 830.
But we got to tell you now that the fire department and the city of Canada.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, Cody.
Yes.
And usually they back up Drake infamously throughout all these, his beefs like the, I don't
know, is it the mayor, the freaking president of Canada is always on his side or of Toronto
is always on his side.
However, they thought that this stunt posed a public safety risk.
Officials say people were using flammable liquids.
Open flames, which created what they called an immediate threat to life.
All right.
Firefighters showed up.
You can check out the video.
Brown McWarnings 106 on Instagram.
And they started hosing the whole thing down.
They broke apart.
They broke apart all of the ice stuff because of the complaints that they got for this 25-foot
structure.
Excuse me.
Structure.
Chunks of ice were falling.
Tools were getting thrown.
It was basically like a really bad time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was weird.
I thought like, how do you even get that little flame throwers and stuff like that?
Yeah.
I'm like, what the hell is going on over there?
Is it that serious?
It looked like a Fortnite match.
For sure.
Yeah.
The funniest part is that we already got the release date and people are still going back
and trying to, like, Fortnite.
I know.
You know what, though?
I saw people taking pictures in front of it.
And I was like, that's a really cool backdrop.
And that's a moment that you could say you were there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For his fans and for people in Toronto or Canada.
Yeah.
I thought that was a really cool thing because let's something pop up like that around here.
Like, you'd want to go just have a photo for the moment.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Because for sure, they're not going to let that happen again.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Drake fans are very happy.
You're very happy.
Yes.
Make sure.
Super happy.
Come on now.
Now, to my word fan.
What?
To my word, Cody.
Can you say that in English?
You're being a Gerbert right now, Cody.
Oh, he's doing all the slang terms out here.
Like Gerbert.
Like, all in favour of deporting Greg to Canada.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
We should.
Right?
All right.
Do you make me sick to my stomach fam?
All right.
That's the sound of the police.
The petty police.
The petty.
You're just petty.
I'm being petty equal.
Petty, petty girl.
Pretty and impetuous.
Yeah.
Pretty and hilarious.
All right.
You're going to let me know.
I was saying, yeah.
Like, yeah, like, woo.
Oh.
Oh.
From the anniversary last night.
Oh.
Oh.
You're thinking of her fans.
Well, pause.
What am I going to do?
Having shower just soaking in it.
Oh, my god.
Oh, yeah.
You want to get gross?
I hate grosser.
Okay.
Please.
Oh.
We want to get pretty.
I am better.
I'm being better.
I'm gonna.
I'm not gonna not get punished in my videos.
I was like, we wouldn't even do anything.
We just say, and then I got too drunk.
And then I just wanted to go to sleep.
All leave me.
All the way.
That's the guy I say.
That's the great night.
They whom we get home.
I'll be using the.
You're just an baton.
Yeah.
Mongol, but they follow up a memes all the way to the country.
Yeah.
No, when they follow a sleep in the car.
Yeah.
I was like, if you just, like, Casey and Jo Jo to get me there and i know i'm one third dream
their dream room.
I bet you're checking the box.
Wow.
All right.
Let's back to the weekend.
You have the weekend.
Yeah.
Okay.
W-M-B-A Superstar Angel Reese right now.
She's trending right now, but not for her hoop skills, which she has plenty of, but for
her relationships.
What?
So, she's currently dating Wendell Carter Jr.
He's from the Orlando Magic, but during the playoffs, Wendell Carter Jr. had a big game
against the Detroit Pistons.
Angel Reese's ex is on the Detroit best ads.
You saw this too, Bitcoin.
You heard it, Trimana?
Yeah.
It was like, cause the craziest part is that she posted it.
Yes.
Okay.
She posted the actual dunk.
Let me tell you what she posted.
Yeah.
So, they're playing each other.
Not only on the, on opposite sides, that you know who your person's ex is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was your problem, too.
Wendell ends up dunking on her ex, which is crazy.
Yeah.
That feels like a win in itself, like, yeah, I moved on, whatever happened between us.
Not just that, but my man dunked on you.
And yes, she went on to her Instagram and she posted the clip.
Hello, Bankera.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
If you still like eggs, or what is he still on your mind, you know what I'm saying?
Or is it not take this W, take this W your man dunked on your ex?
I think it is taking the dove.
Like, I
Wendell
I wouldn't want my Power Girl to think the same page if they're on the same page about it.
Like, that means they're eliving.
He's going to cry. I know he cries because he used to cry around me.
Now, Jalen Durin is a rumored ex.
No one ever confirmed that they had been together.
But there was like, oh, yeah, I think they had a situation.
She's going on.
All right. Yes, that was petty police.
I'm lucky for brown bag mornings.
I'm paranoid.
Oh, six.
Let's get into some scrolling scrolling with homies.
If you're ever thinking about making a fun video at your job,
think twice because it might get you fired.
Oh, so that's why you don't do the videos.
Not because
Does he sell you a video?
I don't want to because he's supposed to know I did the video.
I did the video. I did the video.
You're like concrete.
We're supposed to feed each other cherries.
Yeah, I did the video.
You said you were going to do it in a hotel room in Salinas.
You didn't do it.
Yeah, what happened in the hotel room?
No cherries, but there was a hotel room.
All right.
Well, anyways,
Steph, the chef is going viral on TikTok because he made freestyle videos of him
working at Ashley's furniture.
And there were dope.
The freestyle sounded sick.
Listen to this or kind of some sections with a sofa come and get you one.
They like you post them come and sit your look on that sofa.
Come here, baby.
And do what I told you.
Hey,
Steve energy.
Hey,
Steve energy.
Hey,
Steve energy.
People like I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah, he made another one too.
That's also fire.
Come get them and cows.
Wait, come get a couch for your house.
Wait, come get a couch for the mouse.
Wait, come get some mattresses too.
Wait, come get some mattresses too.
We got a mattress for, huh?
We got a mattress for you.
I fear Ashley.
I fear Ashley.
I fear Ashley.
I fear well.
I fear Ashley.
I fear Ashley.
I fear Ashley.
I fear well.
Fire.
I like it.
He's got there doing jiggles.
Yeah.
For free free advertising, right?
That's good.
Yeah.
Yeah, fire.
And it up getting fired.
That's what happened.
What?
Oh,
he also took his skills.
Hold on, why did you get fired?
Did he get fired for the video?
For making videos.
Yeah.
He got fired for making videos.
He says it in this freestyle right here.
Hey, yeah, they fired me, but I'm straight.
I'ma get $100,000, put it in my safe.
It's okay, because when I pop out on my sofa and they face,
they're going to be like where you got it from,
from the other place.
And why?
Why didn't I get it from you?
I think I got it from rural.
Other name matters when I watch them to spot their lure.
Free advertising?
Listen, life horizon?
You telling me that you could not see over that horizon?
I was trying to get y'all some money.
They switched up.
Y'all like the funny.
But it's okay.
I still respect it, but I just honestly feel lately.
I feel neglected, man.
What the hell?
Oh, 40.
Yeah.
He broke character then.
I did.
He did.
He actually just filled the door.
Yeah.
So his videos went viral and ended up getting fired.
Yeah.
I will say the one with these fighters less fired
than the one when he was at a job.
The first one, right?
Yeah.
Well, he needs to do the acapella with the table snacks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, like putting a beep behind it just doesn't hit the same.
Ah.
I didn't hear like you sounded like you're from County.
Like that's the right thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And cows.
All right.
I've got some lunch tables.
That's the.
Yeah.
Bruh.
Now is the time, Bob's, uh, discount furniture.
Oh.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Or a living spaces.
Living spaces.
You're right.
Or La Corazza.
Oh.
Yeah.
Bruh.
Get off this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think the difference is she didn't work out by the cocoa.
She.
Yeah.
Oh.
And I think it's like unauthorized marketing, I guess.
Yeah.
They don't want their furniture pushed.
No, no, no.
I get it.
I get it.
What she was doing that while there was customers waiting to buy a bunch of things.
Like maybe like, yeah, bro, you were doing that literally while someone's asking for help.
You said, hold on.
I got the bar in my head.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Let me make this video really quick.
Oh, you want a mattress?
Say you want it.
Yeah.
You're doing that to the customers?
I said, for sure.
You got to, you got to say your piece.
Because now you're looking like the bad guy.
Yeah.
You're going to go to sell and make a freeze down now.
Mm-hmm.
What is, it's La Corazza bro.
Oh, sorry.
I'm getting your feminins and your masculine.
Right?
Uh, what is Instagram or TikTok?
It's TikTok, Steph the Chef.
Steph the Chef.
Yeah.
No food.
No food.
You just have to have bars.
You just have to have bars.
Yeah, you keep you bars.
I think the best.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
You need your help.
You need a line?
I mean, online?
We've got you four.
The homie, help line.
Jeremy needs our help.
Jeremy.
Jeremy hit us up and said, good morning, Fuz.
My name is Jeremy.
I need some help.
I pretty much got three girlfriends.
And I don't want to do this anymore.
Oh, yeah.
I'm getting older.
I'm 26 now.
Oh, God.
What?
And I have a kid with one of them.
And I want to settle down already.
All of my friends I went to high school with are married
and have kids and a family.
I'm the only one who is living like this.
And I feel like I'm falling behind.
He said, so let me tell you about the first one.
My favorite ex, Brandy.
She broke up with me before my birthday back in February.
We've been together since we were 18.
She was with me while I was partying, doing.
Getting my house ready.
I'm getting ready.
I'm getting ready.
I'm getting ready.
I'm getting ready.
I'm getting ready.
I'm getting ready.
I'm getting ready.
Getting my house rated and messing with her friend.
What the hell, you had allergies earlier.
You had allergies earlier.
We broke up for the first time in 2022.
Doing congestion.
I'm ready.
And I ended up getting this other girl pregnant.
We have been on and off ever since.
She knows me the most.
The second girl is my baby mama Jackie.
I've never officially been with her.
daughter pregnant, and we've been co-parenting ever since. My daughter is three now. We're
cool, but in December, Jackie confessed her love to me and said she wants us to be a family.
But she stresses me out. The third one is this new girl I met in Denver. Crystal. She's
cool, funny, better than all of them. And there's nothing bad to say about her, but I just
don't know her too well yet, and we don't have any history. We've only known each other
for a few months. He said, in 2025, I started working with my dad, who put me on a crazy
money glitch, so now I travel for work and make really good money. To be honest, I've
been walling out and I haven't been home since Christmas. On my days off, I've just been
traveling, spending time with these different women. I spend the most time with my baby
mama, Jackie, but I spend time with each one of them in their cities. I want to settle
down, but I'm having a hard time deciding which one to give a ring to mind you. I'm going
to stop my bad ways when I choose her. And I just feel like I'm getting paper time to
settle down. You feel me? Brown back. I need help deciding who should I settle down with?
Brandy, my favorite ex, Jackie, my baby mama, or Crystal, the new girl, let me know.
This food is on a whole tour or something. He's on his, he's on a tour. He hasn't been
home since Christmas is crazy. And then he's making a lot of money right now, too. So he's
like, okay, well, you know, I think it's time to just, you know, settle down. He's only
26, right? Okay. Yeah. He's 26. He's a father. Yeah. What does that make a difference?
It's different. You just have more responsibilities. You can't be the, oh, yeah, I'm 26 while
young while free. Like it's different. You got responsibilities. But he doesn't want
to go back to his baby. Yeah, but him saying I'm getting older and I have a kid totally
make sense. And I want to settle down because I'm getting older and I have a kid totally
make sense. You got to see that kid and like, oh, my God, my dad's so young. He should
live his life. I can't like a dad. I need structure. It's very different. It's very
different. Yeah, kids going to start school soon. But I was like, dude, 26. I mean, like
you said right now, Greg. It's really young. It is. It is. You know, but I mean, he's
a little different. Yeah, let me go while out when I'm 21. Yes. But I had a kid. Yes.
No, no one would be like, yeah, while out, there'd be like, girl, you have a kid. Be
responsible. You have a kid, but like you kind of not for nothing. And for the young parents,
that's part of the sacrifice. Yes. That's part of the sacrifice that we can't do the things
that just a single person with no children can do. And kind of it comes with a beautiful
blessing. But there is a sacrifice that a lot of the things that y'all can do. Go out
just like do a bunch of the things. Be free. Play the game. Be a, be a gardener. Like all
of that, right? Yeah. You just, you got to think straight. People can't still. People
could still be out. Be outside. Of course, but people will judge them. People will be like,
what are you doing? It's also a little different because I was, I was talking to Jeremy and
I was just like, bro, 26 is young. Yeah. You know, but he's like not where I'm from. Because
he's from a town of like, he said like 7,000 people. Oh, it's a small play. You know? So it's
like, it's different. Like LA is like, yeah, 26. My life is just getting started over there.
It's a little different. It's like people already like in their, in their like life.
Exactly. Yeah. They've already got the job held down. They've already got the house held
down. Yeah. That's what city is he from? He's a Colorado. Colorado. Okay. Oh, Colorado.
Rocky. But he seems like he has a game show going on for the love of him. Yeah. He's the
bachelor over there. He's on the night. Jeremy, do these three girls know that they're candidates
in the love of Jeremy show? Two of them know. Two of them know. What do those two know, homie?
They know I'm kind of just going back and forth and and kind of not made a decision. And I mean,
as of right now, they're like kind of not okay with it, but they haven't really said anything.
But they know for sure. But then how do you know they're not okay with it?
Because they tell me all the time. Okay. I thought they didn't say anything.
No, they don't say like they don't tell me like, oh, you need to make a decision.
It's just like kind of throw it in my face. It's like, oh, go a little, you're a little
girlfriend. Go. I bet you I bet you I can guess the two that know it's the eggs and the baby mama.
Yeah. And then the new girl, no, oblivious. It's all your back. It's just her. Yeah.
Well, she knows I have a baby. No, of course. No, but she don't know you. You don't know
that. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. You're right. Okay. So you were with your original girlfriend and you
guys had your on and off. And I'm assuming that you stepped outside of that relationship and you got
another girl pregnant or was it during one of your offs? Well, we had I was doing some bad things
in my life. And like, she wasn't okay with me doing those things. And we broke up. And I was
still doing the bad things. And then I ended up meeting my baby mama. And then I got her pregnant.
And then I was still doing crazy things. And I'm like, oh, my dad, I like, I can't be doing
these crazy things. And then too much congestion, brother, too much congestion, too many allergies.
Yeah, something like that. Okay. Was the girl that you had the baby with?
It was she on that type of time, too? No, actually, she just didn't know. Like, I thought
always been like traveling around for work before this. And like before all of this,
before I had a kid before basically since I was 17, I've been traveling for work. And
she never really knew who I was. So when I came back after I had broke up with my ex,
they're like, oh, who's this guy like this guy even been around, you know, like, you're like,
you're new in town. Yeah, April, yeah, I not get it. What do you do for work?
That you've been voted for 17 since you were 17. And now you're like paving it.
I work in the energy field like solar, gas, oil, wind, nice, money. And it pays well. Yeah, I'm
win. Yeah. Well, just recently last last July, my dad had been doing it, but me and my dad had been
going like in not good terms because of my other life choices. Yeah. But after I had my daughter
and he kind of like, you know, like, hey, man, look at what I'm doing. You should come try this
too. But he got me into the energy field for sure when I was 17, but just we went different ways.
Yeah, bringing back now, like, showed me what he was doing, like, look, started on business
doing this. And it's been working crazy like doing the energy stuff. Yeah. All right. Let us know
out here because we pour out here in Los Angeles. We need to know where the money is at.
The money glitch because it's on. Yeah. If you get a poor three girls, bro, that's
yeah, that's why they don't say nothing. And it's crazy. I have a whole new, my homie, Dre,
he would tell me, I want to get so rich I can have three wives. I'm like, we're not cars, dog.
Like, we're not cars. And then you want the other hand, like, I'm so rich now. I just want
to dwindle it down to one girl. You never win. I just, I want the little house on the prairie,
you know, the dog, the family, the little house on my truck, you know, my show. And how's your
daughter? How, how is, how is she talked to me about her? Great. Like the fun, fun to my, to my
life. I can't live without her. Imagine a guy cheating on her, then getting someone else pregnant.
Then, then, then see someone in Denver and being like, oh, I like to imagine she is one of the
contestants on the first love. Would you want that for her? Well, I like to say is I'm more
razor-right. These girls aren't raised right. That's why they like me. I like this guy. But you
want to make one, your number one, the one. He wants to, he wants to settle down before she
remembers that her dad is a worse. Says the dad that was pretty kind of all over the Rocky
Mountains. These girls were not raised right. He's like, you know how much snow there isn't
Colorado. You should be ashamed of yourself the way that you are. There hasn't been snowing
Colorado sins. Good, it's good. It's good, bro. Good. So you're in between these three women.
Can you tell me the best thing about each of them? Yes. Uh, probably with my ex. She just,
we've been through a lot. Like every downfall I've ever had in my life. She was there with me.
She's been your right or die. Yeah. Like for sure. She even took you back after you had a baby.
Yeah. Basically, yeah. Okay. Now baby Mama. My daughter. That's it. That's it.
Coming her out. Uh, you said she confessed her love to you. What did she say?
Or what happened? Was it during a night that you went to visit or how did that go down?
No, well, we're kind of going through a little core thing for the custody and it's been,
and it's not been really like a good, like,
it will matter.
Yeah, it's horrible, Doug.
And we were just talking, like I was fed up with you,
like just, like tell me what I'm doing wrong, like,
so I could fix it.
And she just like basically saying,
I never gave up our family a chance.
Wow.
Yeah.
But to me, it was crazy because I asked her
when she was pregnant, like, hey, do you want to try
to be a family?
You just want to, like, co-parent, like,
and she's like, no, I don't want to be with you.
Yeah, Doug, because when you say it,
like, hey, so what are we going to do?
Are you trying to build something?
Or are you going to go, oh, no, I'll just go back to where I was.
Yeah.
Did you have, because also I'm assuming it was an accident,
you guys didn't mean to get pregnant.
This was someone you were talking to, or who, you know,
what I was talking to.
Yeah, for sure.
So you probably made her, like, it probably made her not
you specifically, but the situation.
So she was probably feeling itky for you.
But now she wants a family.
OK, good thing about the Denver girl.
Besides, she don't know you for real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How many months stage?
She's actually, like, fun.
You know, she knows, like, a lot of baggage about me
because she's, like, she's fine.
She's from that circle, like, of, you know what I mean?
Like, congestion of allergies and this.
That's why you like her?
No, no, no, she just knows about me.
Like, she knows I'm not perfect.
She's ready to, like, accept it.
Oh, he does have a kid.
And he does do these things right.
Where do you find these women at?
Yeah, but don't the other two girls know also
that you're not perfect?
And you have a kid?
Yeah, well, that.
But she's more fine.
You said she's finer than all of them.
Crazy.
I was like, oh, OK.
As a little kid, I would have never
believed I could have pulled it.
Oh, you guys don't understand.
Yeah, that's what you pull.
Like, great white.
Yeah.
Wow, I did that.
Wow.
Wait, Derby, where are you at right now?
Right now, I'm north to Dallas.
I'm somewhere in the oilfield.
Which one you want to tell you?
Which one are you with?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's like two.
Answer the question.
What's the question?
We're experimenting.
What is that?
What?
You have a Dallas one.
You're with another one?
Yeah.
I'm keeping my options on things.
You tell them you want to settle down.
Stop adding people to your roster.
Are you crazy, man?
Jeremy.
Not in Dallas, brother.
Yeah, say what Dallas is.
Did you text all of them good morning this morning?
Actually, they were calling me.
I had to do some works at the morning.
I just said them what I was busy with work.
All of them?
Yeah.
I'll be a busy with workman motor.
I'll reply.
Which one makes you light up when you receive the text?
None of them, really.
None of them are crystal.
So the director has it does.
Not even the hot one.
Yeah, crystal.
I'm dealing with a lot of work.
So like I just don't even like, I'm tired.
I work like 18 hours a day.
I think I'll text a big lesson.
Ooh.
He's got time for you big and happens.
Not like that.
Brother.
OK.
So you want to choose one for you to ignore?
I want to choose just one and ignore the rest.
I want to like put my all into one and like build something
like respect, respect, respect.
All right, let's help him choose, all right?
I like this.
I already have who I think you should,
but I want to see if everybody else thinks the same.
From these three options, we welcome to the level Jeremy.
Who gets this lucky?
Which one of these three lucky ladies will end up
with him their whole life?
Will it be Rocky like the mountains?
I don't know, but one of them will win.
Is it the X that's been with him
through everything has taken him back.
Even though he had a kid on her on the side,
she is the one that probably grew up with him
is familiar.
That's quote unquote his safe space.
Yeah.
Is it the baby mama, but that yes,
there's been contentious court battles,
but she's saying, why don't we just
give our family a shot?
And so he's wondering like, dang, like, maybe I never did.
I love my daughter.
She's the son of my life, right?
She's the sunshine.
Could I try to make it work with baby mama
and also skip past all the court fees?
Yeah.
That's what we're talking about.
True, save yourself from any part.
Or is it Denver girl?
The hottest thing he's, he couldn't even dream
that he could pull a girl like this.
How'd you pull her, by the way?
Was it your looks, your charm, your jokes, your money?
Money.
Jeremy.
I'm just funny.
I think that's what it is.
I know I'm a William Levy out here.
I'm just funny.
I love William Levy.
But did you, like, how'd you meet her?
Like, how did you, like, oh, she, I don't, I don't know.
Yeah, like, uh, mutuals.
Mutuals, okay.
Mutuals, okay.
I got a homegirl out there in Denver
and she just had worked with this girl.
And, hey, do you want to go out to the Nuggets game?
I'll go, yeah, I'll go to Nuggets game.
Nice.
You get any kind of Nuggets game?
The Nuggets, the Nuggets going crazy.
They're going crazy.
What does the new girl do?
She's a psychologist.
Oh, she got a good job today.
And just the hottest psychologist
he's ever seen in his life, okay?
So which one should he choose to spend a life with?
White picket fans, a family for his daughter,
all of that good stuff, okay?
So let's go to Edgar in New Jersey.
Edgar, what's up, Edgar?
Edgar.
Oh, what do you do?
Brown bag?
Hey, Edgar.
Edgar, talk to us.
What would you tell us?
Tell him, what would you tell the homie, Jeremy?
Who should he choose?
I don't know a lot of things.
This is just how you think to when this girl is back.
The new girl.
Well, you don't really know her.
It's a past.
I feel like it's a polystasyne, you know?
Oh, wow.
I feel like with the exit, they broke up for a reason,
you know?
Yeah.
The same moms, you know?
Also, you know, he didn't really
try to make the work for a reason.
So I feel like he's only right to go with the new girl.
Yeah.
Bill, what do you want?
I don't know about you.
You can fresh start, because you can make a new year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
Edgar, Edgar, you're in New Jersey.
Have you been through something similar, bro?
I ain't going to allow it, but I ain't
going to allow my girl.
So we kind of like, I just like to dance to the beginning.
It's like, I've been doing good.
Yeah.
We moved out.
I mean, it's kind of like a stage.
I'm 25.
I was also all around the place going the same thing.
But you know, it's like when you meet the one, there's the one, you know?
Yeah, when you know, you know, and if you hadn't done it already,
then you know, like, that should be your sign that it's not those people.
But it might have been like, I don't know.
It was really snowy around his face.
So that might have been the cloud of his judgment, all of that.
Yeah, exactly.
So sometimes you know she's, and I think he knows each of them is deserving of it.
Yeah, you know, it's a him thing, though, like, which one should I give my all to, right?
He's just sitting there like, you're the one right now.
He's swear.
I love you.
Crystal, Crystal and Saltale, what's up, mamacita?
Hi, good morning.
How are you guys?
Yeah.
So Crystal, Crystal.
Crystal, talk to us.
What would you tell this guy, Jeremy?
He's in between three women.
To be honest, I would say none.
Oh, no.
Okay, man.
He's been out with me before they commit.
Ah.
Well, he wants to commit.
He knows what he wants.
He wants the hot one.
He wants the family.
Start a new life with the whole girl.
No, he wants the family and he wants to know which one of the three that could fit in that
family should he go for?
He wants the family.
And you say none, Crystal.
I personally was saying none because I could ask you about the females.
If you are messing around with three and you just can't decide on one, then it goes to show you.
It's probably none of those.
Maybe he needs to work on his daughter.
You know, he was daughter, support his daughter.
And then, you know, if something comes along and things happen and you say he says, you know what, I'm happy with this girl.
You know, he don't go find other females.
Wait, Crystal, so you're suggesting a fourth or fifth girl possibly?
Is that what you're saying?
Oh, no, I say he cuts off all three.
Oh, yeah.
We're talking about resets the roster.
And remember, we said this one happened to his daughter because he's going to raise her, right?
Even though he hasn't been really present since December, you said.
Oh, yeah.
No, he spends time at his baby mama's.
At baby mama's.
At baby mama's.
Okay.
Baby mama's house.
Yeah.
Which one should he have?
Which one should he take?
So far, we got the new girl because she don't know, bro, she don't know about you.
Yeah.
Let her find out once you already locked it down.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Very manipulation.
And then there's someone, Crystal, very level-headed, none, bro.
Start a little bit.
Work on you.
But we don't want level-headed answers.
No.
Brandy, excuse me, Peter and Garden Grove.
You're choosing Brandy, the ex?
Peter.
Peter.
Exactly.
Yeah, because from what I heard and what you've been saying, she's the writer-die.
Yeah.
She's the writer-die for keeping her thought.
Don't ever write her days ago.
Yeah.
And then personally, don't go with baddies neither because they let you down.
There's always something wrong with baddies.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Baddies, let you down.
Has that happened in your life, my friend?
Yeah, she was a baddie, but she was not a mommy.
Okay.
Especially when she's down.
She was not good with kids.
Not good with kids.
Oh, did you have kids, bro?
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
I feel her.
I get you.
Then she was like, so do they want cereal?
Yeah.
How do you feed these things?
Yeah.
Definitely.
Can we order Disneyland, like, just us, like, not bad?
Do they have to come everywhere we go?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You have to be careful with baddies.
They do like that.
They do.
Hold on one second, brother.
Hold on one second.
Now, one of six.
Number one for hip-hop in receipta.
Shout out to all my peritos in receipta.
All right.
Let's go back to, bro.
I don't remember what.
Falling in.
Peter.
Peter.
Peter.
All right.
Hey, brother.
Yes.
Hello.
All right.
Sorry.
I had to just say what you just for the fun of interrupting.
It's, I love doing it.
Is it relating?
Are we sharing the mallet?
Sure.
Not yet.
What?
Is the mallet?
What?
Peter.
Are we sharing the mallet?
You know, during Christmas, we share the mallet.
I'll take this video right here.
Uh-oh.
Is this the same person I was talking to just a second?
Is this Peter?
All right.
Peter, you said baddies like you know you had a girl that you had a girl that was bomb.
You probably were like, dude, how did I bag her?
But then she just didn't want to be around your kids.
Hmm.
And it's not bad.
She didn't want to be around the kids.
She just didn't know how to be around kids.
And I didn't have ten of children as well.
Are you ever number?
Yeah.
Stop it.
That's not it.
Greg, thank you, bro.
Thank you.
So he says the eggs, the writer died.
Yeah.
The writer died.
He said that's a key for you.
Don't let her go.
She's already seen your ugly and she stayed with you.
Yeah.
Don't know.
She stayed with you through a kid.
But I feel like maybe she don't deserve.
She deserves a little bit better.
She does.
She's done better for her than him.
Nobody has empathy for the baby mama.
That's his whole ass family.
I do.
But I don't know that.
I don't think you like that.
Yeah.
Personally.
I don't think you like that.
I don't think you like that.
Jesse says go for the baby mama.
What's up, Jesse?
Hello?
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Good morning from back.
Oh, good morning.
Jesse, was that your kid?
No, that's my son, Jesse.
Yeah.
Oh, your son is Jesse.
Yes.
Hi, Jesse.
So, Jesse, what is your take?
I would love a child's take on who this guy,
which never be like him, by the way.
Has three girls and wants to know who she should settle down with.
Is it the ex?
Is it the baby mama?
Or is it the new girl?
I think it would be the baby mama.
The baby mama.
Why is that?
Jesse?
Well, you choose the right or die.
Yeah.
Love it.
No, love it.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
Yeah.
Peter's girlfriend would be like.
What?
Yeah.
What do kids know about baby mamas?
They have the baby mamas.
They have the baby mamas.
They have the baby mamas.
They have the baby mamas.
They have the baby mamas.
They have the baby mamas.
She says, you must be.
Well, take on she is.
He's not boy, baby mamas.
They have their mamas.
They have the baby mamas.
They have the baby mamas.
That's your daddy.
That's your mummy said baby.
God of luck, mama.
Hey, brothers and worden man, Jeremy.
Jeremy, head and me.
Jeremy, we're re真的.
Hello, hi.
I feel like you need to leave the exolond,
I've been through enough.
You are heard.
When that email arrived.
Rep A.
through enough. You are her trauma. You are who she's getting
overdone. That's me personally. The ex does deserve deserves the
white pick of fence, all of that, how all of that stuff. But I
don't know that you deserve her because of the things that you've
done to her. You currently had a baby on her and you're still
talking to another girl from Denver. Let's be real. A new one
from Texas. The baby mama does deserve some stability. But don't
do it just for the sake of like, yeah, let me just do it. Because
then you're going to mess up on her. And then that's going to be
the breaking point that your daughter sees. She's that she
you're the example of a man to her, all of that. She dates
someone exactly like you. Hmm. Damn. Oh, you're making
valid point. The baddie is your best bet, brother. Because she
doesn't know you. But you shouldn't like it down either. Get to
know her dog. You can start new life. Hold on. So you guys are
telling me keep doing what I'm already doing. Yeah. We're
saying. He's not really saying that like love them more than
you love your tingling. Like love them more than that. Like let
them like try at life. You got to cut them off. I mean, you
can't cut off your baby mom. No, no, technically. If it's not
broken, it doesn't need to be fixed. He just he's the one that hit
us all for it. He feels broken inside. He wants to spill it. He
only with him and his four women and all his money. Well, he's
miserable. It's three women, but I do agree. I think he's
getting another one in the oil fields. Yeah, he's in Texas. Yeah.
He's choosing Texas. I can tell. See? Oh, he's Jeremy. So the
first round pick. Jeremy. Jeremy, why you hit us up? Have you
know that you're not going to go with her? Jeremy, why? I mean,
I just need it because like I'm a wrong man who are married and
it's like, they ain't got want that like they on the weekends. They
have someone to go home to. They have a home. Yeah, I'm like,
where am I going to fly this weekend? That's great. That's amazing.
What a terrible life. It looks amazing. No, it's it. Bro, you've
been crying in the back room every morning. Yeah, I could fly
to whatever woman I want to right now. I'm not even in the oil
fields and I could do that. This guy has money. No, come on. It's
not and I get it. You have what seems to be like the
life, but you in the life, you're like, no, I want something more,
right? Yeah, he's like, you know, I want to have on the weekend
go home to my house and just chill and be with my my family that I
don't have. And then it's like, but then Monday through
Friday, how are you feeling? You're ignoring them. They all
said that. That's understandable. I've got a
person on this. You know, he's working hard. He's making
effort. And for female decides to fly out here and come spend
in the week with me. That's fine too. You know, fly out of
female. Wait, one of the three, the only one that wouldn't fly
would probably be the baby mama. This guy's a pride flies out.
That's why he flies out the new girl or the ex. Yeah. Why does
the ex keep staying with you? I ask her that all the time.
It's her fault that she does. Right now, I have her blocked
and she's no caller ID. Like,
leave her alone. You get the no caller ID calls.
Let her and she's going to go through it draws. You're her drug.
You're her. A tick and equal. Yeah. You're her snow.
Yeah, she let her let her be let let her. And baby mama and
brother, she deserves the family to your daughter deserves it.
But I don't want I I'm very fearful that you're not going to
really change and you're still going to mess up. And then now
that's something your daughter is experiencing. And remember, we
want to raise her right, right? We're not a razor like the other
girls. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. If he stays with the baby,
mama is going to cheat on her show for sure. Denver girls your best bet.
Not because she's a baddie and probably because she don't know you're
really well, but you have to really see if you if you if you have it in
your system or not to be a player or to be like devoted to one
person. Well, when I was with my ex before she broke up with me
and February, like, I had like a two year run of not messing with
nobody else. I had two years and just her. But then she got mad and
broke up with me. So I was like, you know what? I know where to go.
Back to my baby, mom, the streets. Yeah. Yeah, the streets.
Your maybe three years old. You're saying that for her one and two
year old, when she was one and two, you didn't get what the baby mama.
No, I didn't. Okay. I'm just going to take your word for it.
When you come to LA, bro, I want to party with you. He's not.
Come on now. I have to make that happen.
Yeah. You need an LA girl in your life. That's a cheat.
No, he does. Yes, he does. So he has you.
No, we're all hunting together. We're going to go hunting together, right?
Greg is a hoarder. Yeah. Yeah. What do you hoard?
What do you everyone tell me what they hoard? I am lefty right now.
I hoard my feelings. No, I hoard crystals.
Crystals. That's my thing. What's your thing? I'm not judging you. Don't judge me.
I hoard straws because I like I like drinking through straws because I don't
like to stain my teeth or stuff like that. I'll never mind. I am judging you.
Will you hoard straws? Because right now we order a lowland coffee and you
have all the straws. Oh, my God. Yellow straws. Yeah.
Those are pretty sick though. They have a little heart on them.
Another star one. Can I have one? Anywhere you go, you hoard straws.
I'll try to take as many straws as I can. I'll try to take them home too.
Just like a drink through a straw. I don't like drinking straight up.
It feels nasty on my teeth. But you can just buy them.
No, it doesn't feel the same, but you could steal them.
Yeah. Yeah. Just take them for free.
If I get postmates, I'll tell them, bring straws.
And you know, yes.
And I put straws so they grab multiple and not just one straw.
So when they grab multiple, they grab like four.
So if you've ever gotten your order and it's missing the straw,
Greg has it in the city of Whittier.
Yes, I have extra straws.
All right. And do you hoard?
Quarters. I like collecting the quarters with different pictures in the back.
Cute.
I did that when I was in second grade.
Don't be a bush. She could be rich off those corridors.
Yeah. Exactly.
So rich.
Yeah.
My hoard t-shirts.
Oh, I didn't ask you, but that's what I was supposed to want to know you.
But nice, Greg.
Yeah.
Good to know.
Good job.
I hoard t-shirts.
What are you, a human?
We just have shards.
We all wear shirts.
We wait too many shirts.
Wow.
Oh, gosh.
Could have said hats.
Yeah, I would have not so.
Hats? No.
It's not harding.
It's not a problem at all.
It's a problem.
People need 400 hats, okay?
No, we don't.
Yes, we do.
No, we don't.
All right.
Well, now we have your tickets to go see Chris Brown and Usher.
Only thing is we are doing the Usher superstar challenge.
So we're going to see which color has the best Usher superstar.
Oh, it goes like this, it goes like this.
This is for you, you, my number one.
Hit it, Greg.
Oh, that was almost good.
Angie.
Oh, yeah, I can't.
I can't.
Almost tires are screaming.
I know.
Bigger.
Now you're timing, though.
Yeah.
Oh, that was good.
No.
Sorry.
We're not trying.
Do better than us.
Be better than us.
Every time I say be better than us,
I think of Big Stack smoking a cigarette.
Look at how big he likes.
Don't smoke people.
Be better than me.
Don't smoke cigarettes people.
That's good.
That's good.
It worked.
All right.
We have Vicki and Monrae Park.
What's up, Vicki?
Come on in.
Oh, Vicki.
Vicki, you're on air.
I'm pair one is six.
Are you ready to do the superstar challenge?
No, I think this is the hardest one.
Mm-hmm.
Sorry, are you bowing now?
Are you down with the brown?
Are you going to do it?
Yes.
All right.
I'm going to play the Usher superstar clip,
and then you're going to go do your thing, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
This is for you, you, my number one.
No, no, no, Vicki.
Now go.
We can't we do it again.
Wow.
Go.
Go.
Good.
All right, let me try.
Hey, that's something.
That's something that's something.
And that's contestant number one.
All right.
That is contestant number one.
Contestant number two.
Diana and Noah already cleaned her throat.
Let's have Diana.
She did.
Sorry, I had my dogs in the car.
Girl, no worries.
Hi.
You're a morning brown bag.
Good morning.
I have a feeling you're about to sing for us.
Are you ready?
Ready.
All right, I'm going to play the Usher clip,
and then I'm going to put the volume down
so that you can do your thing, okay?
Okay.
All right, here you go.
This is for you.
Diana.
You, my number one.
Oh, yeah.
All right, Diana is your turn.
Go ahead.
Okay, that's contestant number two.
Diana, she did it.
Decision, a dog in the car.
Yeah, she's something we heard.
You better stop.
Oh, you better stop.
That's all the dogs.
Girl, do you remember how you sounded just like that?
Or worse?
I sounded pretty good.
Not a lot.
I thought Usher was in the studio for a second.
No.
No.
Okay, let's go to Jason and Glenda.
What's up, Jason?
Hot soul.
Good morning, Brown bag.
Come on, A1ator.
Hey, Jason, talk to us.
Are you ready to see Usher and Chris Brown?
I am.
All right, you heard the two contestants before.
You think you could do it?
I can.
Okay, I'm going to play the clips
so you can hear what you should sound like
and then we're going to let you go, okay?
Sounds good.
All right.
Glendale.
You.
Okay, Jason, your turn, brother.
Go.
All right.
There you go.
Oh, I'm out of there.
We got little Dalton in their shoes.
Are you pushing the buttons?
Yeah, you can push, but it's like that.
With your voice.
Yeah, wow, it's incredible.
Pushing all the right buttons over there.
There you go.
All right, team.
Oh, man.
Is it contestant number one, Vicki?
Is it Diana and Noho contestant number two
or is it Jason and Glendale?
No, I'm a little glendalean over there.
Should we just say Jason?
I'll say Jason, because I don't want to hear them sing it.
You're rude.
Yeah, ex.
You're rude.
I wanted to hear them sing again.
Yeah, back to back.
Back to back to back.
Don't stop.
Just do it.
All right.
Well, who are top two?
And then we'll do that.
I think.
Number two, number three.
All right, Diana and Noho.
And you went for Jason.
Yeah, this is what about you?
I got top two, Diana and Jason.
Okay.
All right, Diana.
Diana, you're still alive in this game, Diana.
You could be a self-aestadium, Diana.
The secret's brown, and the sea usher.
But you need to get it together,
which will win Pipe's Baby Girl.
Are you there?
Are you there, Diana?
I know it's so hard, but make it sound.
You get to go hard for it.
Make it sound so smooth, okay?
Do you know?
You're going to be doing this at Sofie anyway.
True.
If you win the tickets.
True.
Diana.
Yes, but the okay.
Are you trying to like, instead?
I'm driving in the car.
It's so that's when we're perfect now.
That's when we sing our best.
Diana, do you want to hear it again?
Do you want to hear us or go?
Can you go first?
Yeah.
Oh, can the guys there?
Oh, okay, show, show, show, show.
All right, hey, Jason.
Yeah.
All right, Jason.
She wants you to go first, okay?
So, okay.
So, we're going to have you hit it again, brother, okay?
Round two, okay.
Round two, you got this.
You're locked in.
I feel like you're dancing while you're singing, too.
Like you're doing something with your hands, all of that.
All right, I'm going to play Usher again,
and then it's your turn, all right?
We're doing the same thing, the same thing, bro.
Same thing.
You ready?
You ready?
Hold on.
I'm going to play Usher.
I'm playing Usher.
This is for you.
You.
Round number one.
All right, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Once I can, Jason, I'm going to give you your lead up,
and then once the music drops out, it's your turn.
All right.
This is you.
You.
You.
You're my number one.
Go.
Go.
Wow.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
Wow.
They're going to send you on stage to perform with that voice.
Wow, Diana.
I know.
You want to even go first, Diana?
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
It's all everything.
There we go.
There we go.
I love the spirit.
I'm going to play the music, and then I'm going to drop out when it's your turn.
Okay?
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
This is for you, you, my number one.
Go.
Yeah.
She's so cute.
Don't hang up, Diana.
I did.
Don't hang up.
Don't hang up.
I just had to let her burn it.
Wow.
That's pretty good.
Wow.
I mean, after the performance was,
I have to perform a T put on.
Try topping that.
That was really good.
Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
So Jason, you don't need it because you could perform your freaking self,
but you're going to go see Chris Brown.
And not sure.
There he goes.
Thank you very much, brown bag.
You're welcome.
You did that.
That was a great singing voice.
I feel like you could sing sing, huh?
Kinda a little side note, by the way.
I got no cap every year.
I get 42,000 minutes of just listening to Chris Brown music on Apple music.
Oh, that's like your, that's like your, your top artist.
Yeah.
Wow.
I thought it was that many minutes of listening to us.
I have to do it.
Took you way further.
It would have took you way further.
It's a brown bag.
What's your favorite Chris Brown song to sing?
It's a mixtape song, but if I want to keep it like radio,
everybody understands I would say go crazy.
Okay.
How does that one go with you?
Oh, how does it go?
How does it you go?
I never heard of that.
Which one go crazy?
No, with you.
We never heard it.
I never heard it.
You guys are funny.
You guys are funny.
I never heard that song.
I can't get your information until you sing.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I'm a singer.
With you.
With you.
Yeah.
All right.
I need your boo.
I got to sing your boo.
And I hopped all over the world tonight.
But I hopped all over the world tonight.
Hey, little momma.
Okay.
You got to just talk to me.
You just talk to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Congratulations.
Listen to him.
That's it, bro.
No, you better stop.
He killed it with the with the superstar challenge.
You're going to Zofi Stadium, bro.
Then nothing else needs to be said.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you very much for.
But let me put on a show for you guys.
There we go.
What a show.
He killed it.
He killed it.
He killed it.
It's currently dead on the floor over there.
He killed it.
Listen, just be real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Essa?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right, my friends.
I know the kiddies are in class.
But no fear.
They will not be having iPads to look out anymore.
LAUSD just unanimously voted to curb classroom screen time
directing staff to develop a policy by June,
ahead of the upcoming school year.
This is all to help out kids that you know they have at home.
They might have iPads or TVs or computers at school.
There is like, there's also like the computer lab
and they work on iPads now.
Which yes, technology is up.
But they're trying to figure out how do we get them
away from screens, okay?
What are my friends?
I think this is just an excuse to stop buying iPads.
So it can be cheap for the schools.
Yes, yeah, like, you know what, these iPads
we need to get rid of them.
So they don't have to buy anymore for all the students.
Yeah, technically what are they need an iPad for?
I mean, they do use it.
The teacher has a lot of apps for the kids.
They do reading on iPads.
Epic reading is what my kids have.
Out there's the computer lab.
Read up book.
There's books on there.
Yeah, I mean, those people.
But honestly, if we really want to talk about it
because our schools ain't getting funded like that.
There's not really any new books for them to read, right?
Everything's all graffitied up and broken from the past
from our generation and at least this can give them some
availability of books that they wouldn't have otherwise.
That builds character right there.
Does right in the ass.
I don't need to know what happens at the end of the cat
and the hat.
You can't you can't tag up a digital book.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, missing pages on books.
That's what builds character.
When you're like, so what happened?
Yeah.
What freaking happened at the end of that?
Yes.
And I for one, like, the kids have a great afterschool
program too when they're in school and they're at an
afterschool and they're playing and they're running around.
As soon as they get home, it's really tough to get them away
from the iPads and I would hope that at school, like,
I'm sure it might be the easy thing.
Yeah, but it's like, OK, we got to figure it out.
Give them a break.
Because kids even try to take their iPads to school too and
stuff like that.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, like my son has an iPad.
He takes it home.
He works on things at school.
They have like programs on there, like, I ready practices.
Yes.
Math.
You know, like, like, let me say, like, there's like a book
program where he can just go scroll and books and like read.
I make them read every time, like, 30 minutes at least or
whatever.
So it's pretty useful and I don't have to buy them one.
You know, and let's like, so that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
And I think too, like, maybe when it comes to technology
in schools, it's getting so easy.
Think about it for us, right?
Like, Loki, they banned Myspace.
I think they're also banning YouTube for these kids too.
And like, we had to work around.
We are like, oh, yeah.
If you want to get on Myspace and Facebook, this is what you do.
It's a proxy.
Exactly, right?
They're probably going to find ways to like maneuver against them.
But hey, now they have problem solving skills.
There you go.
Yeah.
It could be a party built.
It builds character.
I know.
I like iPads.
My son did a whole podcast project on it.
And it was I was like, dude, that's cool.
Yeah, that's great.
Part of his schoolwork, you know?
His podcast projects?
Yes.
Like, he did a project on podcasts.
Yeah, like, he did a podcast about like, like dinosaurs or something, you know?
That's cool.
It's good.
Hey, imagine being the parent that doesn't have screen time for your kids.
And then at school, they do.
Oh, you'd be so big.
I know.
Like, you are making a bad child.
That works so hard.
You keep them away from the iPad.
So yeah, LAUSD just voted unanimously.
And coming this next semester, this next school year, there will be a push towards
more book heavy, more written heavy type of stuff versus technology computers.
That's good.
Or he racers at each other.
I don't want to.
You can still do that.
Yeah.
Zoola, come here.
Now what's going on?
Yeah!
Cheesemation with Angie.
Okay, you guys, guess what?
What?
La Kylie Jenner is getting sued by a former housekeeper for having a toxic work environment
and racist supervisors.
So racist?
Yes, you guys.
So the lady suing her, she has the same name as me, Angelica Vasquez.
You're the same as Vasquez.
I know, but first name, first name.
Angelica.
So she is Salvi and Catholic.
And she's saying that, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we got to do it.
Listen, listen, listen.
So she is Salvi and Catholic.
And she's saying that the supervisors will discriminate her and make the the
regulatory comments to her because of her religion and immigration status.
She says that Kylie's work environment, she experienced discrimination, harassment
and retaliation based on her race, national origin, religion and the stability.
What?
Now, apparently, this is where it gets confusing because I know the headlines were saying,
like, oh, Kylie's doing this to her, did this to her, but it's actually the supervisors.
Now the way that Kylie is actually involved in this case is because she's involved as
the quote unquote employer.
So Angelica Vasquez was employed under Kylie.
But the supervisors were making things like making the regulatory claims to her.
They would snap her fingers at her until they're like, hey, come over here.
They would threaten her.
They would make fun of her accent.
And then even to the point where she actually had to go and clean Timothy Shalamey's house.
So she's saying, like, that was her action.
So she was saying, like, they would not even pay me for that.
Like, I didn't, I never got reimbursed for my marriage.
I never got reimbursed for anything like expenses, things like that, which is actually California law.
You said you mentioned disability.
Does she have a disability?
She on the claim that she's saying that there was a disability, but it doesn't say exactly what it was.
Okay. So I'm guessing it's like, from my understanding the way these like big mega mansions work is like,
there's like a house manager that's like in charge of like the housekeeper, the nanny,
like they hire those people and then they supervise them.
So maybe it was that person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Highly employed to manage all the things.
And maybe she's like rude and you know, racist, whatever potentially like she was saying.
Did she mention that she went to them?
Yeah.
So she said that when she would actually go and tell them like she would, it got even worse,
because she would get mistreated to the point that one retaliation.
Yeah.
To the point that one of the supervisors actually threw like hangers at her on her feet.
Thank you.
So you got a little bit violent.
Wow.
So that's why it's like, okay.
So she's suing Kylie Jenner as the quote unquote employer.
Yeah.
Because she pretty much allowed it or failed to stop to from all these stuff from happening,
right?
Yeah.
So it's just not only Kylie Jenner.
It's actually two other companies that she was employed by.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's probably the agency that booked her or all of that.
True.
That sucks.
You know, for Kylie, it's like you hire a person to like try to manage all these things.
And now you get so many bad headlines.
Yeah.
You know, that don't read the full story or just like, oh my god.
She's right.
She doesn't like Latinos or Salvadorans or whatever the case is, you know, and it's like
not really the truth.
So I feel like them.
At this point, Kylie got to get rid of the house manager, whoever that person is.
She does.
And then probably have to settle with the ladies to give her money so it can just kind of go away.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
So she went to on and she went on to say like the work conditions were so intolerable, hostile,
and unlawful that a reasonable person in her position would actually resign at the spot.
Thank you.
She said that since day one, she's been treated like that.
They would mock her for acts and things like that.
They would make fun of her immigration status.
And they would even tell her like, oh, you know what?
Other workers have been deported.
And they would step her fingers at her like, what are the managers?
Are they white or what?
Again, that's not that's not put in there, put in there.
They said that things got violent, no?
Yeah.
So the violent part was when they threw the hangars at her feet.
Kind of have to make up with it with like a poo-poo-sa flavor cosmetic.
You know what?
So weird.
I would do that.
I would think that she would say something specially because her name's on the headlines.
Yeah.
And she actually did kind of respond back by posting like a Kylie Jenner picture of herself with a very sexy picture of herself.
Say, can a girl have fun?
Should I ever talk about that?
What a response.
What a response.
What a response.
What a response.
That's what she said.
How was she saying?
She ain't doing nothing wrong.
Yeah.
Come on.
That's why I said she said it in a Kylie way.
But no, she hasn't really actually said anything.
As far as returning, nothing like that has anything.
That's hilarious.
You're getting sued Kylie.
How about this?
Yeah.
She's a sexy picture of me right here.
That makes money.
That makes money.
Oh my gosh.
I love this story.
I love Carlos.
How do you say Carlos in English?
Cheap.
Cheap people.
Cheap people.
This isn't.
It doesn't hit the same.
I know.
I'm a frugal family over there.
People that stay rich because they act poor.
Yes.
Like the new owner of the Portland Trailblazers.
Now, big up to the Portland Trailblazers.
They're actually in the playoffs.
They're doing incredible.
Despite all of the odds, right?
Their own.
Their previous coach got fired.
Yeah.
He got fired and sent to jail.
He bailed out a couple of weeks ago.
But yeah, he's been in like a scandal.
Yeah, and being a gambling scandal all of that.
They weren't expected to make it this far.
I don't know.
They do have a new owner.
His name is Tom Dundin.
And it seems that he is the most frugal owner that we've ever experienced.
Let me tell you how frugal he is.
Okay.
First of all, he's telling people, hey, when we're traveling because of playoffs, all of that,
uh, check out early because it's cheaper if you check out early.
No one checking out out on time.
No one checking out late.
No, no, no.
Check out early.
No late check out.
No late check out.
And you know how teams have like usually we see this all the time with the Lakers or some,
like the Clippers.
If you go to like a certain theme night or even in the playoffs, they have like a shirt for
everyone in the seats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's yellow shirts or purple shirts and they're free.
The nice little treat.
Oh, no, he doesn't do that.
I don't know.
That's a, you know how much money it is to put a bunch of free shirts on every seat in
the building.
Yeah.
He said, no, no, no playoff t-shirts for free.
What?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Let them commemorate it in their memories.
Yeah.
What are you sure for, huh?
Yeah.
And he also isn't taking players on the road that are part of like the G league team that are,
like, they call them two way players.
Yeah.
Not like that, Greg.
But it's two way because they can either be called into play during a game.
Okay.
Otherwise, they're part of like the underlie girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like just in case one of their players were to get injured or something, they travel with
them so they can, you know, be on the team and like sub in.
And we just talked about how the head coach got like fired and went to the jail, right?
Yeah.
So now, Dundin said, A, the next coach, I want to play pay him $1.5 million a year to us,
a lot of money.
Yeah.
For a head coach, not a lot of money.
No.
Apparently you're poorly ledgely.
That's like assisting coach money.
But he wants to give that to the head, the next head coach, which is messed up because
Loki, like, they're killing it despite the odds.
Like we just mentioned.
Yeah.
So this coach would deserve it.
Yeah.
And yeah.
Now they're probably going to search for a new head coach when the assistant coach more
than deserved it.
Yeah.
He stepped in.
It's like the president vice president.
The president of fire went to jail.
Oh, wonder what?
That's like.
But the vice president took over.
Yeah.
And he's been doing a great job.
His name is Thiago Splitter.
He used to play for the Spurs.
Yeah.
So now they're playing the Spurs and he knows all their system.
Yeah.
So like, they're playing pretty well against them and everything instead of being like,
you know what?
I'm going to promote you.
It's like, no, you know that rate that you get.
I'm actually hired somebody else and just pay them your rate as a assistant.
Yeah.
I feel like he's mad for his team over achieving.
He's upset that they went so far.
He didn't budge.
Yeah.
No, he didn't budge that they were getting all the good.
And now he's like trying it and ready.
He has bread.
He has bread.
Like, he got his bread in real estate.
He owns like a majority of top golf.
He owns other stuff.
He's rich.
He's rich.
Money.
But they call him El Chippo instead of El Chippo.
El Chippo.
El Chippo.
El Chippo.
That is funny.
That is funny.
That's pretty crazy.
So Laker fans, if you thought we had our own little drama with the bus family and I was
going on there.
But no.
Look at this owner.
Yeah.
He's way cheap.
Yeah.
El Chippo.
It's my kind of guy.
He lives under your means.
Okay.
Let's get into some studios.
Hey, Scott.
Hell is studios.
What's 9 plus 10?
Try your life.
Look at this studio.
It's food.
Do you guys know what day it is today?
What day?
Wednesday.
Wednesday.
Tor 20.
Two.
Part two.
Part two.
No.
It's Earth Day.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I love you.
What?
I don't know.
I don't watch Nickelodeon anymore.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Well, actually, Earth Day was actually.
I have a lot of fun facts.
It was chosen with college kids in mind.
Not Nickelodeon.
What?
Yeah.
They wanted to do it in between final exams and spring break.
So they put April 22nd right there.
Okay.
I learned a lot of stuff about Earth Day.
Like, did you know Earth Day has a theme song?
No.
What?
What?
Earth Day has a theme song.
Listen to this.
It's a romantic.
Right?
Something.
How are Cosmic Horns Cosmic Bluoper?
The most beautiful planet in the universe.
Yeah, it is, yeah, it is.
How are Cosmic Horns Cosmic Bluper?
Oh, oh.
All the continents hand the oceans off the world.
There you go.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I'm the official.
Wow.
That doesn't mean official.
I mean, you should like mix it with like, I don't know.
You should like mix it with like, I don't know, something good like Rack City
Yeah, I feel like something can go in there. Yeah, I'm a mustard beetle over there
Yes, it's called the earth anthem. It was penned by Indian poet Abby Kumar in 2013 and has since been recorded in all the official
UN languages. Oh
Did you know that earth they also has its own flag?
What? Yeah, we tripping. We're not knowing about earth day. Earth day. It's literally it's so funny
It's literally the earth on
Wow
Oh my gosh, I think it's really cool
You know we should do we should put the globe in the middle of a flag boom earthy flag
They just hopped on Canva really quick. We're like put this together. It was actually made in 1968. Oh
Way before
That's when they literally had to take a picture of the globe and like figure out a piece and all that
This is so fun. This is about our stage. It's cool Earth day birthday. Celebrate it recycle dude
What I know what people do for a thing I'm sorry. Yeah, say thank you mother earth. I don't know go ground
Go and put your feet on the ground. Yeah, go touch grass. Yeah, touch grass today, bro
Go for it run following your knee. Do something
Drink some water
A plastic bottle
No drink some saltwater today. No, no, no, no, no, no. Go to the river
You know what, a dogwiler beats and drink all of it.
Go for it!
Yeah.
That's what the LA River just take a dive in.
Why not be connected with it?
If you have a spider today, do not kill it, it's Earth Day.
See?
You can practice Earth Day.
Kind of tree?
Yeah.
All of that.
It doesn't matter to...
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Wow!
Earth Day!
Hey!
Look at that!
That's the power of 106!
Happy birthday!
Hello, studious.
Look at this studious ass food!
Shoot the J!
Shoot it!
Playgrounds!
Playgrounds!
All right.
The Raiders' new head coach is not only making players earn their stripes.
He's making them earn their Raiders logo, you guys.
So, Clint Kubiak, he's the new head coach of the Raiders.
He came from the Seahawks, who just won the Super Bowl.
And he's building a winning culture with the Raiders.
Because yesterday, pictures came out of the first day of Veterans Mini-Camp.
And none of the players were wearing Raiders' helmets.
Everybody was confused.
Where are their helmets?
Why aren't they wearing the Raiders' logo on it?
Well, were they wearing just a black helmet?
Silver with black.
Silver with black, but no logo on the side.
Oh, no logo on it.
Okay.
And so, he said that, you know, this is like building a winning culture.
He's using the term ride for the brand as a slogan for the team.
And that you won't get this side patch of like the Raiders' logo on your logo until
you earn it.
I love it.
He's making all the players like restart, like this is, I don't care what you did last
year.
I don't care about anything.
I love it.
This is completely new starting now.
I love it.
Geng culture.
That's all I say.
How hard do you know?
The Raiders know who their fans are.
Exactly.
They know what they got to do, bro.
All their players are prospects right now.
You can get this black castle right here.
Exactly.
You gotta go do so.
You gotta earn things.
You gotta put in some work, I say.
That's why.
That's why.
That's right.
This is like the umpteenth coach in how many years, like this fool.
A lot.
A lot.
But none of them did this.
Yeah.
So, I gotta tell you guys something different.
The Raiders are going to the Super Bowl, you guys, or they're gonna play without logos
this year.
The first team ever.
Yeah, what if they never did any of the Las Vegas Silver and Blacks.
What if they never did that?
That's my worry because they're the Raiders and sometimes we don't play that well and
it could be an instance where they don't just don't have logos on their helmets.
And brother, they didn't mention how they would earn it or winning games or like in practice.
No, they actually haven't been able to talk to the coach.
They just talk to the players.
So the players are talking like speaking for like also how are the meetings with Clint,
you know, and stuff like that.
So they're like, okay, well, he said this.
He said that.
He said that he's secondhand information, like just from the players themselves.
Yeah, Clint hasn't responded about it just yet, but it's like, that's good too.
Like, he's leaving his like, bro, this is just for us.
Yeah, I'm talking to the media.
Yeah, this is just for us.
This is what we're doing.
Yeah.
No speaking, all right?
Exactly.
It's a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
Yeah.
Ready for it.
All right.
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