#436: It's Been A Year...

0:00Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of the snark tank podcast. This is Chris Reagan. It is them Tom Sweeney and some black guy Derek Blackman. We are here today on a recording this on the Kirk aversary Eve, which I actually didn't I actually didn't realize until literally just now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't I can't treat I can't treat thawson prayers. I'm so excited. Dr. I'm so excited. We are thawson prayers. We never thought in prayers. We think about the gospel. Don't dodge off the way. We are.

1:02That's crazy, first of all, we'll get listen, welcome to the show patreon.com size of snark tank. You can go over there. This is by the way, I want to make it clear because I feel like it's important to bring this up at the beginning of the show when most people are still here. The fact that we say all this, the fact that you just heard what you just heard, you should you should support us because we can't get other jobs. Yeah, we get it. Like we can't do other things now. No, we know we just said, you got to go. You can just we got a grift heart. Look at this guy. It'd be grift. He grift hard to the right. Well, that's true. In this realm, I guess I should be more specific, normal things. No, I can still become a nurse. We can't do a normal thing. We can't be like a, we can't open up a carpentry business or something. I'm still becoming a nurse. You can't be coming. Are you kidding me? Somebody can easily just send this clip and then

2:02be like, no, I said, we are thawson prayers. What's wrong? There are clips of you and I understand audience. If you're new here, I need to understand. I need you to understand that I'm not lying at all when I say this. There are clips of Kingston talking about how he would, how exactly he would go about disposing of sick people in the, in the ICU. That wait. No, Chris. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got it. You've got it wrong. I there's clips of me, explicitly saying how you would dispose of people in ICU. Oh, you're right. How I would dispose of you. You're right. I misremember what you said. You throw them down a chute and then I would throw you down a chute and then Derek would throw me down a chute and you would throw Derek down the chutes on how again. Yeah, but you don't, you don't know that I have a man on the inside waiting to throw me back up the chute. Exactly. It's so the chute, the chute's like you shape. So it's like a slapstick thing where it's like, oh, yeah, I was just thinking go, go

3:06back up. Okay. So you took all the whimsie out of it. It took all the fucking whimsie. Yeah. I mean, I was trying to sell the realism, which I realized now was a mistake. Okay. Cool. Thanks. Thanks for ruining that for me. Continue. Okay. Five. There's not really much. There's that really much to go into on this Kirk Miss Eve. Yeah. What are you guys going to do for the Kirk Missy? I was going to, you know, I was going to relax. I'm a nice cool chill day. Yeah. How about you, Derek? What's today actually today? It's today. It's today's Wednesday, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So tomorrow I record sacred, which is kind of funny. Ooh, that's a line's up perfectly. That is awesome. But I don't know. I didn't even realize Labor Day happened. I always forget that Labor Day is even a thing. It means nothing to us anymore. No. Yeah. And so people were like, I've ever had people who are like, what are you going to do for Labor Day? I was like, what? Nothing. I don't know. Play with guns. Yeah. I don't have a normal job where I feel where I need to

4:13celebrate myself for like grinding, you know, where I feel like an asshole like having a job like this and being like, I'm going to take off Labor Day. I don't know. Yeah. It makes no sense to do. Like I've for bigger. I guess we're like Christmas and like Thanksgiving is that where it's like family or involved. I guess it's like it makes a little more sense. But like these little like, I'm not taking off for the it's like, like Kings and Direct do not get Martin Luther King Day off. Not to do I. But that just so happened. Like if it falls on a day record, we record that day. Yeah. We record. I'm not like, it's like, you should get our dick sucked on MLK Junior Day though. I think we should. Interesting. Well, you may be every day in black history month. We should. Yes. I'm a little. I'm a little in the red side. I'm Caribbean. So it's a little. It's a little. You're a black. You're a black American. So I'm pretty much technically a cosplay. Technically. You're a black man that lives in America that are the only two caveats. There's only two required. That's true. But I don't know,

5:17man. I don't got as much. You're doing that. You're doing that Caribbean thing. We're like, no, that's not me, Bobby. No, I'm not doing that. I'm doing it in a noble way. This time I'm not trying to take something from black Americans. That's it. I was being like, yeah, you know, maybe you guys to get a little sun more special. I get a hand job. You guys deserve to blow job. Listen, I'm trying to. I'm trying to make it. I'm trying to make you a little better. You wouldn't. That wouldn't even because like, that would basically mean anyone who didn't wasn't directly affected, probably shouldn't have anything. I'm saying I didn't say everybody. But that's what I mean, you're if you have to put that little asterisk on your struggle. Yeah, on my, I'm going to Kingston's. I'm not going to put a kiss. This is not a black American. I'm not trying to hold anyone up. Right now. I'm like, hey, you know, I'm not going to hang on do that. Like on Juneteenth, I'm not acting wildly on it. You know, like everybody's ex-wife, but you know, you do your thing. You deserve that. I'm like, I'm not going to, you know, I'm going to say it right. I'm not going to cry. I'm no black poppy. I'm just Kingston.

6:21That's not crazy. It never say that. That's what I've heard you say that before. That's not the first time I met you. I won't. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm a West. You're my soul. He said he said the first thing he said to you is, by the way, I'm not black. I say him English and I perceive this really bad Spanish threat at night. And none of the Spanish people understand me. Yeah. Yeah. It can't look old. It was a very awkward night. You know, the first time I met you, I think was, I think, I think Lacey might have been there. I don't or maybe I'm misremembering. The first night I met you accidentally. Decorate. Yeah. I met you. It was it was at this weird film store, right? And after I was done putting my cock to this hole, I went around it, peaked around a quarter. I saw you. I was like, I was like, oh, something, dude. You know, I cleaned myself up and I left and then you were at my house like two weeks later. I was like, what's going on? Can you imagine that encounter? By the way, I'm sure to a glory hole. And then that guy's at a

7:27cocktail party at your house. Like a week later, he's invited him. He can around the wall. And a glory hole is diabolical. Yeah. Because you're already done. You're anything you had to do it. And you're like, that's like the one thing, right? That's probably the one rule you're not supposed to do. Hey, don't look over the wall. You stand up over the wall. Like, it's going to go for a stall. So I have a question about the glory hole. I don't really, I'm not familiar with this nor have I ever been. It's not even really been an enticing thing to me either, by the way. That's crazy. I like the idea. I'm going to go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. So it's, it's, it's, it's two stalls, right? It's two bathroom stalls. I guess in a bathroom setting, I think there's a wall in a bathroom setting. But I, like, from what I've seen, like from the one of the few, acceptable, like, say, I really don't like, you know, men in my porn, right? But one of the few, several things where there was just like, not a man. There's just a dick through a hole and it chicks like just ravaging it. I'm like, that's cool.

8:30I'd like to do that. So like that scenario to me was always kind of like acceptable to where it's the exception to the rule because I guess I also, because they do a good job just keeping, because if I heard the dude be like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'd be like, oh, turn it off. Turn off. I don't want to hear that. But, but my point being is that it always looks like it's just artificially constructed. It doesn't look like a real setting. Doesn't look like a real set. Yeah, look at set. It doesn't look like a real set. It's never. And so I imagine a real world scenario, like you're saying, if it's like in the bathroom stall thing, I guess, yeah, you what? There's Carva hole or something because I've seen those holes before and I'm like, what actually is that for? And I think I've seen a bit about that. Like, oh, you hang your jacket in it or you put your your, I can't remember. You put your. That's so bold. I can't remember where I saw that. But anyway, putting your genitals through a random hole and a. It's very brave. So bad.

9:32Because I couldn't. I'm a fucking coward. Like that's, well, first of all, because I know what guy's on the other end. So I don't want to do that's what you gotta do. That's the separation. It's the separation. You're like, oh, I could, I could just say, but then you feel Oh, you're there must have. You see, that's the thing. Oh, man, you feel yeah, immediately, it shatters the fantasy where like, oh, I thought it was a, you hear? I thought this was. Yeah, the very. There's a bar. Oh, man, see, it's not fucking. I do to hit my UV La Chille and it's like, come on, man. I paid my $15 though. So I guess. I think those are free though, right? Like people are just showing up for the love of the game. I think you got to pay money to even go to the back place where you can do it unless they're in bathroom. No, it's crazy. There's got to be what I was, that's what I was thinking. It's like, you imagine you imagine you're having like a worth, you're having like a real bad fit of diarrhea or whatever that bad hard dick pops. It just comes in and you're just upset.

10:34You're in the middle. You're like, so that guy can hear you. That guy can hear and smell everything. He's just getting way harder. You see, like it's getting harder and way. You're like, dude. Now it gone. He's so, he's so much blood there. I trust his body. He's all tiny and he started hearing the store crack. Like he started to like get through it. That's crazy. Don't flush, don't flush, don't flush. Don't flush. He's one of the most. That is crazy. His dick is so far in the thing you can't walk out without at least touching it. Then you're like, oh man, you're trying to, you can't open a stall door all the way either because it's in the way too. And you're like, oh my god, I don't want to interact with this. All right. So there has to be one listener, you know, you keep yourself anonymous. Somebody has experienced some type of a glory hole or truck stop situation or bathroom

11:40or whatever. We need to know about this stuff. I'm always vicarious about the, the realness. It's like even I was watching a true crime thing with JoJo and some chick in 98 disappeared from a cruise and they suspected that she was sex trafficked. And basically the thing was like, we all know this exists like sex trafficking. But like what are the fucking signs, the clues? Where are these people? You know, like, because you can't tell they're clearly walking amongst us because they have to live in society. So in the same way, the people that are going through the the the the stalls and the all that shit, what do you look for? How the fuck do you know? I guess I can, I guess I can actually do deep research if I really wanted to, but I feel better if I had anecdotal evidence. You know, yeah. You feel better if someone else did it for you. Really? That's exactly because that's how I feel about it. I'm not. I would rather that not that search beyond my fucking phone. Yeah. Like, dude, there was a, because I'm working on, I mean, I was, I was working on a video and

12:44like it's a very cap of a bunch of news. And there was one thing about some guy. Did you see this, this report about this guy named? His internet handle was Mr. Child porn. And he got arrested for, I want you to guess. That that's the mostly the same thing I've heard in a long time. But I remember like I was like I was, I was looking up. It's like, I was trying to find a story and I couldn't find it, but I was like, I didn't want to search Mr. Child porn, you know? Right. You're a public library. Right. You got to go to public library looking up there. Public library like copy the link. I recently, I've recently been to public libraries and the little kid computers are so cartoonishly little kid computers. Yeah. That imagine doing that. I want that at the Burbank library. They got a fucking 3D printer and shit. Like I had no idea. I was like, this is kind of crazy. Did the one on a glenux? I think so. Yeah. That's the big one. There's, because there's one big one on

13:48glenux and there's a lot of homeless people in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I stopped. I went in there a few times and I was like, Oh, there's five libraries in Burbank. Man, there's a, I think there's a few five is a fucking lot. Well, that's because Burbank is actually it's a private everything. So we have our own police department that are on glory holes. That's more libraries than there are Duncan's or like McDonald's in Burbank. That might be exaggerating. I think I know you must be over. Exactly. I know it's three. So let me see. I only know of the one. But yeah, it's probably anywhere. Three. Uh, what was I? Oh, what was I? I just want to just what you were saying about that username, that handle. Yeah. That reminds me of Nick Mullen. As a, as a, as a, just just for the love of the game of being a retard, he bought the dough name. Uh, I think it's called child porn.sexy.

14:51And he actually, he got to the point where I think if I remember, I actually question him about it or something, something like that happened. It's been a while since I've heard about that. But uh, but that is. And I think if I, if I don't know if I'm conflating two things, but there was, um, I think like you made it like a train website or something, a website about trains or something. I got to look this up again or people like, I don't know. He did something with it. That was like, it was like very harmless, but I might be conflating two different stories. Um, but yeah, yeah, that guy's fucking retarded. I could never. There's three libraries. There's three. It's still crazy. Yeah. There's more than I have three. There are two. It will, two of them are right next to each other and one of them is over and downtown. One of them has something situation. Hmm? Is it, is it like an annex kind of situation? It's just like this,

15:51another, you don't even ask because there's one on, there's one on Glenn Oaks down the one by where I'm by where we used to live. But then there's one on one of this to end and there's one also on victory. Okay. Weird. That's yeah. Whatever. I don't know. The genuine like maybe 10 minute walks each other, but I think that's good. Libraries should be more abundant. They're really important. Yeah. Yeah. I stopped caring about what you were saying about 40 seconds ago. But that's crazy. Well, the libraries are important still. Don't listen to Chris. He's dumb and stupid. I think that's all the more in libraries. I didn't say that. And he tries to eat bricks with his mouth. Remember that guy's he chews on them. How else am I going to eat bricks if not with my mouth? That's pretty impressive though. Stoom first and then drink them. It's doing a break to make it soft that up to eat is crazy. It's crazy. Because that like it applies a whole way. Brick that we saw. You know. So if you ran into somebody stewing a brick, there's that's an interesting amount of cognitive because like, oh, he's aware that he can't just chew the brick raw. He like, he under he understands that water logging generally

16:55makes things softer. There's like a vague comprehension of physics there, but also, no. You're wrong. And he doesn't need to charge a little bit. Then it's literally soup. And great. And the vine smelling soup mind you. He's used the brick. It's really good. That's the that was the that was the missing ingredients. It's kind of like MSG, you know. That's a little missing thing to really bring out the flavor and then you can you can raise you to take a sip. You know, like, yo, that's really good. Brick is like, right? Right? Look, only since we, this is unusual. Where a question is catching my eye and it's like relevant to the stuff we're talking about in the beginning. We're going to start with a question. We're going to get into some of the stuff. Like this is really not much to talk about. This is like an intended direct with like Zelda. And like, that's pretty much it. But turning point, US gay wrote in. He says, hey, snark boys. Looking at modern internet humor, i.e. curcification and memes in general, do you think we've come full circle to random equal funny? Or do you think we find these things funny due to the juxtaposition

17:58and inherent absurd. I think this kind of, I don't know. I think you're a big man. That's a little subjective. Yeah. For me, it's inherently subjective. It's comedy. But for you, it's what? I think it's absurd. I think I think I think I'm very much so absurdist comedy person. I am very much so absurdist comedy person. I'm a fucking Russian immigrant. I'm an absurdist comedy person. I prefer absurdist comedy. It is me absurdist comedy person. This comedy shorts gamer's Russian counterpart. That's, let's comedy shorts gamer's Russian counterpart. What is that? I'm sure he's comedy person. And instead of using, he has a bearing in the background. Instead of, uh, isn't it a core for his own body? He throws a bear on him. He throws a bear on the cheek. He throws a whole bear on the person. Sleep. I need to say sleep is finished again. Derek, you know this. Not not Spanish. Um,

18:59so do you say sleep in Russian? Do you know this, Derek? I don't know. That's crazy. That's crazy. Russian life came in Russian. We don't. We don't. Was it, unfortunately, she, uh, in the summer heat, she has trouble sleeping. So she doesn't know what sleep is. Oh, everything. She doesn't. Yeah, she, she's never slept once and she's moved to the sun and it frightens her. She can see the sky. And she's like, I did not know sky was blue in real world. I thought it was only in fairy book. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's always gray. It's, it's as soon as you cross pollen, it's just gray. That's everything. So like everything. Sky, it's just gray and bats. That's all you say, easy. People get swept up by swarms of bats and taken away. Yeah. Yeah. She was, she was very surprised. She thought like, uh, so cow was fucking Lord of the Rings. She was like, she didn't understand what was happening. She thought it was where the elves are from. It was just a part. This is the local park. It was the first thing she was like, this is crazy. This is impossible.

20:00Yeah. This can't be heaven. There's Mexicans here. I don't know. Random equal funny stuff. I would argue that stuff, that stuff's kind of just never really been that funny. Like if it's like the, what is it like the markiplier E thing? Do you remember that? It was cute. It was cute. But it's like, if that's got like no, the stuff that we interpret as random, like the curcification, I don't think curcification is random. I think that's like a very specific. There was an event that people were very, very serious about. And because the internet is what the internet is, nobody takes anything seriously. In fact, there's like a, there's like a hostility to reverence on the internet. You know, like there's no, nothing is really taken seriously. And so when things are, it leads to like this opposite pendulum swing where it's like as seriously as people are taking it, is as unseriously as other people are going to take it.

21:02And I would have to pass what makes it funny to me. Yeah, I completely agree. You know, the one caveat I would just say is that if it's like faux reverence because like somebody, this guy, for example, Andy Williams, who was, he was a guitarist and every time I die and he was also a pro wrestler, he died recently. And just the amount of monumental amount of outpouring of like support and just like how great this dude was and all this shit, not a smidge of pushback because he's genuinely a great guy and he was in him. Right. You know, like he touched a lot of people's lives versus Charlie Kirk, who I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but if you genuinely felt like you lost something, you're an idiot, you're stupid. Like, it's just like when we talk about we talk about, I don't mean to be rude, but I am going to be rude because it's just like I'm just cutting through the bullshit. The words like you're stupid. If you felt like you lost something valuable or it's like,

22:02this guy's actually a piece of shit. If you genuinely paid attention to him, problem is you didn't. You watched his clips, you enjoyed some of his clips, but you didn't really know who he was as a person, which usually happens, right? Like it's not that's not a new idea that parasocial things. What I've noticed at quick analysis, the old school parasocial relationship because there wasn't that much information available. I feel like people did the due diligence to find out more about people. When it was tabloid journalism, when it was just this, that there wasn't just the internet that we all lived on. It felt like the parasocial person back in the day, the fanatic as we called them, tried to learn every single thing. I know when this person was born, I know when this person did this when they first did that. And now it seems like the opposite. The more that the oldest person is like stuck to these people, the less incurious they are about them. Because the person that becomes cultish about people nowadays on the most part are stupid and more mentally unhealthy. Like they're mentally unhealthy back then. So you think the people have changed.

23:05I think the people in a culture around that has changed for sure. Definitely the culture. I definitely would say that. It's just because I would say the way that somebody would behave about a Justin Bieber, for example, they knew quiz them about that crazy asshole. You quiz them and they don't like, God damn you know everything about Justin Bieber. And I feel like that still does exist because you still might be able to do that for a Taylor Swift. But it also matters the fan base too. Like Kirk's fan base, people that are fan to Kirk are often either religious morons or racist. So I guess it's a different kind of like group of people. When it comes to like those people, girls that were fans of Bieber, they were fans of Bieber in a way that is props, so probably unhealthy. It's definitely it's it's it's more of a reverence of like the stuff he creates. Opposed to Charlie Kirk, their fan of him because of the stuff he I guess you some chose and they suck. Yeah, yeah, great example is just

24:10like Tim Curry and like all of these celebrities that have been passing away lately. You know, like these guys are just like there's no outpouring of support. But no one's also, also no one's like I guess they weren't murdered either to be fair. But like there's no like oh, we got to like we got to reshape the world in these people's image by the way. You know, I mean, there's no like we have to build a Mount Rushmore size statue of Tim Curry in the middle of the town square because he was so great. Yeah, no, it's like the way the way the people were like Charlie, we need to we need to rename a highways. We need to we need to build a statue. Yeah, by the way, like whatever happened with that statue that they supposed to put up in New York City. Do you remember that? The tried to be fake. It had to be fake. It had to be. Right because like because that a class and but then you go though, like like you said, Tim Curry,

25:12someone who a rocky horror statue would be adorable. Like you know what I'm saying? Like you can make an argument that he was influential enough to deserve something like that. And the shoe horning of of curky where you even have in Westminster in the city in SoCal, um, they put up a street. Somebody renamed this one of the side streets as and it's like, bro, what the fuck in Orange County? The fuck does he have anything to do with Orange County? There's nothing to do with it. Yeah, it's really it is really. But um, it'd be hilarious if the old areas of gun violence explodes on those streets. But it's it also leads I say it's to be right. It depends on the way you live your life. You know, if you die and people are celebrating you, it says something to who you were, you know. And then if you die and there's a very big problem with being fanatical and other people being like, yo, your death, you sucked, you sucked sorry. And then also the response of people being like,

26:14I don't care that he's dead. And then they're being like, how could you not care? And it's like because I think he was a piece of shit. And it's like, but he was a father is like, yeah, he's still a piece of shit. Literally everyone that has children or father, what does that mean? That doesn't mean anything. He's like, that murdered and is like, yeah, that was that was unfortunately shouldn't have been killed that way. That he didn't know he just didn't deserve that. But like, he still was a huge piece of shit. I'm not going to mourn him. Listen, then that was the problem. People are trying to force them with a mourn him. And it's like, I'm not going to mourn him. I'm sorry, bro. My bag, gang. I just hate that argument. They talk about like, oh, because even the like the way that it happened, I'm like, guys, if it were up to people like me and the people on this podcast, it would be impossible for that to even happen. You pieces of shit have made this culture that has allowed people to be blown away by gun violence because you are too stupid to just not live without them when you don't even need them. The amount of people that actually need guns is so fucking minimal. It's such a small

27:17percentage versus the amount of people that just have them because they love them because of the culture. Right? Like we understand that. And you being too stupid to figure out that like Australia is, you know, like say something's still going to happen. But there are cultures around the world, especially in first world developed countries that are doing things the best that they can and progressing and then we're not doing that over here. Repetite, Derek, Australia needs gun control because it's an island exclusively of criminals. Not anymore. No. Descendants of criminal. I mean, that's not much better. You know, like those are criminals with obviously not like that. A descendant of a criminal is a criminal. Sorry. I just know, no, no, no, no, no. What's your last name? Chris, do you know your last name is your cleanest descendant of criminals? Your last name means criminal. It doesn't. Sorry. It means bad person. My bad. My bad. Sorry. That is what.

28:20I think it's just, I don't know, man. I look, it's everything about that situation. I'm trying to laugh, but it's so hard. You have to man. It's, it's, it's like a joke. It was like was written by Larry David in his prime. He's like, you know how be funny? If he says he quotes something and he dies by said blade. That is something that I wonder about like that because like the counting are not counting gun gang violence thing. And then it happens immediately. Was he like waiting for like a like an ironic, you know what I mean? Do you think he was setting himself up like he knew it? I know that he got a vision. I understand that he wasn't. Like logically I understand he probably like went up there and just did what he had to do and left. But the timing of that is so insane. Yeah. If it is, if it is true that he did, if it's true that he did not wait for an ironic line, which I think it is, then the timing of

29:22that really is like cosmically insane. Yeah. That's a, that's a crazy thing. I mean, I still believe the person that shot him shot him. Yeah, I mean, oh good. Yeah. No, by the way, so we're recording this on the knife. Wait, I just want to make sure. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, we're good. So thank you, turning point, turning point, USG, for your for your right in. I don't think we're circling back to random equals. Why I think random is always going to be random and it's going to always going to give like a little chuckle. But the stuff that I think is perceived as random really isn't that random. I think there's like a kind of like a method to the insane shit that we're saying. Yeah, there's, there's some randomness that I, I do like there to be a little structure in a way that even if it seems chaotic, it's for a reason kind of like the oxymoron of organized chaos kind of a thing. And so like you brought up the example of E where that it was literally random.

30:27There was no actual rhyme or reason behind it. It just happened and then people ran with it. I guess you could say the same thing about you gone in knuckles, but that kind of just worked out to be actually really enjoyable. But there was no reason to conflate you gone to and knuckles, you know, like to mash them together. There was no actual reason. It just happened. Yeah, that is a good example. Yeah, that is a, and that was already so long ago, Jesus Christ. That's like a 10 year old meme at this point. Damn, yeah. I would say nine. Yeah, almost 10. Like you said, I said, I said, I can't believe I just did that. You just did a kickstand. I totally agreed to agree. That's so funny. That's great. You think about, I think that's a 2017 meme. Yeah, it was like 2018. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, one of the two. It's close. It's almost dead. But yeah, man, thanks. Thanks for writing in.

31:27I guess we do have I guess like the only real thing to get into, I guess is just the, they showed Zelda, yeah, that remake. You talk more about the resurrection. Absolutely. We got into it arguably too early to the episode, I think. Probably should have been later. No, no, it's fine. I think it's just wonder. I just wonder what the what the, what the, like what the, you know, the robots are listening, like whether they hear his name and they go like, I don't know, but I feel like they're going to be like, oh, everybody's talking about this, push it to the top. Right. Yeah, you're probably right. And the only thing I'm thinking about is like finding every deep fake I can find and putting it all together on the on thumbnail. Every like a rapid fire, like NBA Kirkboy freaking, NBA Kirkboy. There's so many. There's so many. There's my favorite one, dude. That one is a peak, dude. It really is such a crazy legacy to

32:32happen. Yeah, like it really is. Like he is just the most meme person, like by a lot. Like I really, like it is crazy to me that it, that he blew George Floyd out of the water. You know what I mean? Because I remember thinking like the George Floyd stuff was kind of unavoidable. But that's because they tried to do the same thing to, they tried to do the same going to create a Floyd. Well, the, the reason why it, it, it fell so flat is that it was completely artificial. Like the way that, the way that people talk about that shit, because again, it could have been anybody. It just happened to be George Floyd. And that's the thing, because they're always like, oh, they're trying to deify this criminal. And I'm like, bro, he just happened to be the guy. It could have been the most upstanding citizen ever. Stop focusing on it. Like as if people are choosing George Floyd, like they knew he was before he got fucking murdered. Like so like, the light in nature of it, like they're just shoe-horning all this bullshit. Trying to be like, oh, I'm trying to be as offensive as possible. Like, no, you all started with the Kirk shit. You try to deify him. And then this was the response. No one actually, if you're

33:33going to find the, the minimal amount of people maybe trying to do something, but like even when they were doing murals, people still miss the point of the mural. It's not about George Floyd. He just happened to be the guy. It would have been anyone in that situation. No serious person. No serious person was defying George Floyd. And if they were, you can discard them. Like they're retarded. Like they missed the point. Yeah, you can very easily discard those people. It's very dumb. But anyway, I guess the, yeah, I guess the only other thing is we can just get into questions after this. Yeah. We have some questions pertaining to it because Blue saying healy road is this. Hey, guys, simple question. How are you feeling about the Ocarina of Time remake? I'm actually pretty hyped. I never thought Nintendo would remake it. Really? Why? I thought, like I thought for sure they would, like I thought, I guess I thought it would have come sooner to be honest. But that's what I'm talking about. Especially considering what it is because it looks like pretty faithful. It doesn't look like they're like reimagining anything. It looks it looks pretty much like a, okay, they're even keeping like loading screens in and shit. So like,

34:38I mean, it looks okay. I've never played the original Ocarina. I played Majora's Mask and Not Ocarina somehow. So I'll probably play it maybe, but I don't know. It looks fine. I saw people talking about how a link looks a little creepy. And I agree, but I kind of like it. I kind of like that he looks weird. It's a little on the baby's, the baby side times. Who's a fucking baby? He doesn't look like a baby. Why do you look like a fucking baby? Because he's a young link. That's not a baby. He's young. He's baby. Why does he look like young link? What is that? I'm not saying baby link Kingston. He's young though. Yes. So when you were young, did you look like a fucking baby or did you look like a baby when you're a fucking baby? There was a period of young. That was a baby. It's like our young link. How old is young link? Probably, you know, what ever it is. Young link is four months old. He's already moving like that at four months old. That's impressive as

35:42fuck. I don't know what I don't know what highly ins are, but that's great. That's a year. That's like the people. That's like the people in the 9-11 families in New York. You think mom Donnie did 9-11 when he was 10 years old. Yeah. It's like you like no wonder like if he could do 9-11 at 10 years old, then like no, no wonder he's no wonder he's getting a lot of work done as mayor. You know, he's being a mayor. Very big. Being a mayor as an adult is probably far more trivial than organizing a really sophisticated terrorist attack as a 10-year-old boy from the comfort of your fucking living room. So yeah, it's speaking of that, he also dropped all that shit showing, just confirming that obviously the government knew how fucking toxic the air was, and how much the spestus was flying. I mean, we fought with our own eyes, looking at all these New York, you know, infested with the spestus. And then they're just like, no, it's fine. I love the idea that those families are like, we can't we can't have mom Donnie at the 9-11 memorial

36:44because he's Muslim and that's triggering and that's bad. But we'll have Giuliani there who lied to the entire city and made them go to work in a fucking toxic cloud of his bestus for fucking so for so many months that the death toll of post 9-11 illnesses like is like I think three times larger than the death toll of actual 9-11. Awesome, which is- The only normal people, which is the calculate it in war? Usually the case other than the Great Wars, right? Other than the Great Wars, I would say, the year, oh, here's your 50,000, 60,000 troops died in the Vietnam War, and then millions afterwards from all of the long-term, the lingering effects and the PTSD and so on and so forth, the fucking killed themselves and blah, blah, blah. Oh, I'm pretty good. Shout out to Giuliani for blowing al-Qaeda's kill count out of the water. And it is fucking crazy. I really, it's, you know, grieving families, they can still be stupid,

37:50unfortunately, and easily manipulated. And so just having like Rudy Giuliani trying to speak on behalf of the military, it's a disgrace to him that he's going to be there and I'm like, what the fuck dude? Yeah, what you know what you've done, dude. That's so good. You know, it's got- this is a fucked up thought. It is just about that I had it. I was like, when I was reading all this stuff, I was like reading so these families are like, we can't- I'm Donnie shouldn't come here. It is like some of the 9-11 families saying that. I was like, take like 9-11 is like a little less tragic knowing that like a some of these people are probably. I told you that's pretty. So we're lying. So we're lying, man. I'm joking. I'm joking. So we're lying. We like to do little jokes. Like numerically, like numerically, yes, some of them probably would have really sucked. For sure. New Yorkers working in the world trade center. Not the best people, but I understand some of the people that caught buildings. I mean, but I were trying to catch those like candy from Pinyata.

38:53Listen, what was it that you said? We had a conversation about 9-11 like on an old episode that like made- like I stumbled across it recently because I was perusing old episodes for clips. And I was- I think I asked you like how many rats do you think died in 9-11 and you said like 24 or something like that? Right. I do remember that. But like there's something about like that specific number that was hysterical to me. I don't know why. A lot of rats, I think, two dozen rats. I do remember that. That was like that to the death of 85 children, 85, what like 300 people in 17 rats. 17 rats. And everybody's like, no, not the rat. People are very playful. Pivoting away from 9-11 and back to Zelda. As what normal normal does. Did you guys see anything about this? Yeah, I know. I know he looks like a baby. And that is the environment. The environments look nice from what I saw.

39:57I'm a little jealous just because like I've talked about it before that I don't- I personally didn't like how they did a link to the past because it just doesn't appeal to me. So I would have rather if it looked like this, you know, just a much smaller game, but it would have been a much smaller game, but like even if it looked like this, like just with like that type of style, that art. So I didn't like the art style that went with it. It just it doesn't appeal to me even a little bit. Like JoJo has a switch. I could go buy it and play it. And I'm like, you're talking, are you talking about this? Do you want to or the old one? I just, I'm jealous that I wish it would have looked closer to the art style of like this. Oh, I see what you're saying. To the past. It looks so wakening. Links Awakening. Yeah, I don't know. Thank you for correct to me. Yeah, I'm sorry. It was confusing me, sir. Yeah, no, because that's why I was like, I was like, what am I saying wrong? But yeah, yeah, yeah. So that, you know, if anyone hasn't seen it, like if you were, if you don't remember what the remake of links Awakening looks like, it's definitely round not for, I don't know, I feel like a 30-something year old adult male. I'm just saying,

41:03it doesn't look like it's for somebody like you can play it, but it's definitely very cutesy. It's overly cutesy to where I was like, oh, that's basically not the vibe that the original game gives off at all. Really? No, I think that game is cutesy, but it's old. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's still not a like, it's not like a hardcore game. It's so pixelated though, like it's hard to like that, because it's a Game Boy game, right? Yeah, the vibe of the game, though, is because it's, you don't know that it's, well, I don't want to spoil it, but like it's, it feels very real. No one has not played that game. That cares about that game. That's a good point. Child and they shouldn't be here. Well, I'm just, okay, you don't know that it's old. It's old dream kind of thing, right? You don't know it, right? Right. Oh, it basically just feels like, oh, dude, shipwreck, and he's trying, he's got to get the fuck off of here. And there's obviously in a high-rulian way, there's dumb shit in it. But the vibe, like it's, it's a very serious tone, like you need to get some shit done to get out of there. It didn't remind me of like,

42:08like say, you know, a Super Mario game with the music. Then, then, then, then, like the, the music of, it's epic, you know what I'm saying? Like it didn't remind me of like, oh, let's make everything round and almost kind of look claysh. And so I was kind of like, oh, that isn't really exciting me. And so this, the Ocarina time, the remake, looking at it on face value, I was like, this looks cool. Like it looks very, you know, there's, it looks some, looks at Link looks hilarious, but hey, yeah, hey, when he looks over his shoulder, I'm like, what is that? The picture of like the cat looking to the side. Yeah, he really does look like a cat. I don't know. It's, I've never played it. So like, I think it's actually like, yeah, I'll, I'll probably check it out. But I could see why I could see why people would be like, if you've played it already, like, I don't really, I don't really know what to play. I played on this, I played on the 3DS and I played it on the 64 when I, like when it was relatively new. So I'm okay. Like I've been waiting, I think for remake to play it because I remember when I played

43:12Majora's Mask for the first time. I played it really, really late. I played it in like 2011 or something like that. So like, and I remember like, this is good, but I don't want to experience this exact control scheme again for a new, you know what I mean, it was just too old and too jagged for me to, I didn't want to do it again. So I was like, I've been waiting for a remake of Ocarina of times since then. So it's been like, fucking 15 years or something like that. So very cool game, a very cool world. It introduces shekins, Elden, all that stuff in that way. That form of link is the iconic form of link now. Like when you think of link. Sure. Yeah, it's that's the one you think of. Maybe now breath of a wild version of him probably comes in like close contact. It's like maybe like comparable in modern. I still think it's the green, I still think it's the green Ocarina of time. Like the blue one is relevant for sure, but like it's, it's yeah, absolutely hardcore Zelda fans. That's where they that's mine. That's mine because of

44:12not only that game, but for melee. Yeah, even once even once there are people that are a little bit closer to 40 like me. Of course they that is where because like in 64 like it's still like that was a link to the past was iconic, but then when it jumped on in 64 people were like coming. People were coming. I know that's that's what it became that sort of became the game friend is everybody knows about like I'm a Zelda fan, but I'm not like the like that. I think some people give Zelda like too much credit. Well, I'm like this is a great game, but like chill. This is a perfect video game. I'm like breathe. Breathe for a bit. Yeah, perfect. We're very good, very good game, especially for the three open world at the time. It's iconic. Yeah, like it's it's fucking crazy, but like that's the one like when I think of Zelda, if someone said hey, draw Zelda from memory right now, be a horrible drawing, but it'd be attempting to draw that. Yeah, I don't know man. It looks cool. I didn't see any of the other intended direct stuff. I

45:16just don't I'm not really invested in Nintendo. So just that I don't care that much, but all creative time I've had on my list for what else. But I've always loved about was Link in general is that like how much shit he has on him. Like even though like it does the whole like collapse space like all he puts things in various things, various places. Yeah, he still has a ton of stuff on him when he's fighting. That's every RPG character. It's ridiculous. Like I think I know, but Link has visible stuff too though. It's even that kind of visible shit on it. No, but that's most RPG characters at this point. Yeah, like really? Yeah, like Skyrim, you see all your armor and all your all your weapons or the not all of your weapons, but the two weapons, the ones that you have in your slot. Yeah, I don't really think like that. Yeah, you're good. Because when I play Skyrim, right? Like I usually default like it's just a plainly game to get the night and go armor. Like that's all I'm doing. It's kind of effective. I'm like, how do I get this armor really as soon as possible? Because I mean, it's the coolest armor in

46:17the game. Because you look like Batman sort of. I like dressing like a ragged freak. I like looking like a like a homeless person to Skyrim, but I don't yeah, you don't see the 5,000 potatoes that you're carrying. But like for when I remember there was this point when I was younger where I was playing melee. For somebody's one of my friends paused it. And while it's paused, he throw, he throws like the wind boom ring. And while he's throwing it, it's like, you see him have the sword, the bow on the side. He's holding the shield. And I'm like, he's got a lot of stuff on him. It's like that shot. It's a strong. It reminds me a little bit. I know it's not exactly the same, but it reminds you of that shot in Tarzan where he's swinging with Jane. But he's clearly, so he's holding Jane and he's swinging. And you could see like kind of like,

47:17they try to justify it by like his toes. It's very clear that he's got the vine between his ass. Yeah. I think I remember seeing somebody draw that around and they've got somebody drew the other side of it. That is. That is you ruined that movie for me. It really is genuinely the only explanation to make that scene make sense. I forgot there's a scene from a movie where a guy is clapping and he's he's shooting his hands. You're like, oh, it's not meant to be seen though. He might have clapped before you're kind of seeing the perception of the character seeing an afterword or something. But it's like, no, this guy's throwing his clap and cheese right now. But so, but I'm speaking of video games. I beat Animusha last night. Oh, nice. It's pretty quick. The new Animusha. Yeah, I was sprinting through it to be honest.

48:18Because there's so much shit to get to this month. It's stupid. Very good. The combat is fucking awesome. But this is like, this is an example of like, this is a really great 12 hour game that they stretched out into like, 25 hours. And it's kind of like, I wish this was a lot shorter. Yeah. Little shorter. Maybe a little cheaper. Yeah. A little shorter, a little cheaper. Like, it's just too like, because it's got this like kind of like Ubisoft kind of. It's an open world, but it's like a small open world. So it's not like quite Assassin's Creed where you're like, it's sprawling. Yeah. But it's like, I didn't really need this. You could have did the linear Resident Evil thing for Animusha and I would have been just as happy. I probably would have been happier. But the combat's so good. Like, it's really good. It kind of pisses me off. That's as good as it because that ishian attack thing that they had because that was in the original too, right? Like, you would attack right instead of parry. And it would you would do this

49:21like crazy. Like incredibly like high damage attack. Yeah, just like critical to you're like, you're done. You're fucked. Yeah, it's really, it's mega satisfying to do. The other thing I wanted to say, and I want I want to be very specific here because this is in this is embargo. So Derek, I want to make sure I want to do you think this is going to go live on the day of the Kirk anniversary? The day just the for the patrons only not for the if you if you do put it live to our patrons, do it after noon afternoon. Okay. Okay. I don't know after like 12. Okay. Yeah, because I'm about to talk about Wolverine. Gotcha. Dude, it is so whatever. It is so I was like miserable playing playing through the last half of this game, dude.

50:21It is crazy. I don't know if it's bad necessarily because it's like everything of it like it looks good. It plays fine. Like the and I'm like not an X-Men guy. So like there's probably like a lot of shit that I don't I'm not picking up on. There's a lot of shit that I probably just don't give a shit about. There's a lot of characters that probably mean something to someone. But like it literally is just I'm pressing square the entire time. Is it in the same world as Spider-Man? Does it reference Spider-Man at all? I know. Not that I caught. I didn't see anything. I was actually waiting for something like that. Like oh, maybe they're gonna do something like that. But like it doesn't I didn't see anything that gave any indication. Did the like the boss battles feel epic? Did it even have that at least? No. No. It is it really I struggle to remember really anything about it that I was like damn that's really good. I guess the the guy who's playing Wolverine

51:24does a great job. You know like the acting is great and like the character stuff is good. I just don't care. You know because I just don't know I just don't know this I don't know anything about this shit. And Wolverine is kind of for me Wolverine is kind of he's a little he's he's slightly very lame. He's been bastardized the same way Spider-Man has I think. I think those characters in too much and it makes them silly. I don't think it's that I just think it's it's I think Spider-Man is better than Wolverine. But I think like but what I'm saying is like like I'm playing again. I'm like this is just an angry dude who like slashes a lot. You know and I mean like it's not oh yeah they're not gonna put you the nuance of him in the game. It's like it's gonna be too boring you know an action game. Well no there is there no here no oh I'm glad you brought this up. Oh really? So they do spend some time on his character and it's good like I'm not saying it's all like shit. This isn't like this isn't like a five out of ten or whatever

52:25but like so Wolverine is a character he slashes with the square button a lot and that's really all you can do you can do some heavy attacks maybe which you would you do there's pairing uh I get it but you're playing as Wolverine this entire time the entire time. Meanwhile there's like mutants around you with their own power sets that like look cool and fun and you're stuck as Wolverine. A character that really arguably by himself is not that interesting to play as right in Spider-Man they made your at you they made your ass play as Mary Jane dude. She gets a little stumped on them. They made you play as like powerless Miles Morales sneaking through fucking rubble in that game dude like they made you do they made you do little science experiments in the fucking lab that were these like fucking Hexic HD mini games because they're like Spider-Man's

53:29two boring of a character by himself we got to like diversify the game play up and make you play as other characters but in a game where like fucking gene gray is in there you got these other like mutants that I'm like oh I wonder if I'm gonna get to play as no Wolverine the entire time so you're just like Bob uh Bob uh like the for like 14 hours as it's like bro like I don't know man yeah I see how I see how for some people that can get stale like really quickly I totally especially um I'm trying to think of like people who who like guns who like projectiles like essentially that it kind of immediately they're like damn and uh and then you also I imagine even if you are a hack and slasher type of person a Wolverine doesn't get any other slashes like as far as you know like someone can get a sword and axum they can have different

54:32weapons and do different type of combo styles and where you're just using the um just his claws but like so I'm the person that I like the berserker Wolverine shit so like the the the movie game it never got old for me to like pounce on a guy and rip him the shreds just because it was just it's just from from my perspective of like we didn't get to see Wolverine do what he can do and like say in a cartoon setting because for obvious reasons yeah so getting that seeing him finally unleashed in a way that he could in like the comics and certain comics was really cool for me and do you want to say about this obviously I haven't played it yeah something from the very beginning has just felt off and I can't put my finger on it it feels like a game that was uh that had some trouble because there's some like sequences where you're like how did we get here you know like it feels a little bit like they they did you have a tough time figuring it out I never played x2

55:37not just to the game when you play as Wolverine effect we had a whole game and it just looked like that again to me honestly how did you how did uh what did you I don't I don't remember that one how did you um what did you what were your what are the main enemies in x2 like and what did did you did you like mutilate anybody um you didn't it wasn't graphic it wasn't like so rather you obviously used your claws to kill people but it wasn't graphic it wasn't like all your dismembering people right like the way that claws with his claws would be I'm absolutely Wolverine Wolverine is the single most violent combat character civile based on his powers like he's aviscerating elacerating people like that's that's it's extremely violent that's why it's hard to be a game for him especially if you're if you're trying to cater it towards a younger audience which is obviously mostly the audience for video games yeah younger people so it's like it's I get like I like X-Men Origins because I like how he for me is a lunge that's not Wolverine I'm if I'm a Wolverine game you got a lunge happy you know people is it the habit of this game

56:40is it like a thing in the game so it's like the triangle thing from spider-man count how it's like you know how like the you press triangle and you like web zip to a guy like attack him it works kind of like that but like it's not you don't I don't know it's hard to explain like there's not a lot of impact to it and it kind of feels a little bit yeah it feels a little it doesn't feel as strong as it does and the other thing too is like I was expecting dude we're we got it we're it's PlayStation 5 you know what I mean we're we're several generations ahead of Wolverine that first the what is it the next one origins and we've had games like Metal Gear Rising Revenge right where you're cotton and it's mega satisfying there's kind of none of that here like it's not really that bloody either it's also got a Gears 4 problem Derek we're like dude there's so many robots oh see there it is like and it's just like you fight the whittaker you find the marauders right I don't know what you're fighting I just I was like checked out because like the panel of the

57:44marauders it really is so it really is so the reminders and then there's these there's you like traversal challenges that you do like these and I I'm not even exaggerating they were all so easy to get like the highest rating because like what is there you're just running and jumping kind of there's like there's no traverse like Wolverine's not a like there's no traversal and you know how in like Oxman origins Wolverine you could do the pounce regardless like you could just uh in X-Men Orders Wolverine you could pounce to enemies but you could also just pounce yeah you can't just pounce like you have to pounce to win and it has to be locked on to somebody yeah and so like it's there's also like really weird glaring omissions too in my opinion for like a hack in slash game which is you can you can jump but you can't like if you do like a light attack or a heavy attack on the ground it should be like one thing and then another thing but if you're in the air and you do either of those it should be like a down like you know what I mean like a down slash or something is really none of that either so it's kind of like I don't know man it was just I

58:49I was when I finished it I was like damn is this like bad it's not it I think I think it's the skirt can lie between a hack and slash and an action adventure game which I think is the problem in the beginning oh you're not you're not hack a slash enough but the problem is that Wolverine doesn't make sense to hack and slash that way if you're making a game like if insomniacs making it like I don't like I just I just it's just there's not a lot of it's just that there's not a lot of satisfying feedback onto your slashes like I feel like this game could be exactly the same but if you're if your attacks were landing and people's limbs were coming off you know like program them without their arm yeah like trying to talk about you you still stab them and you can do that but like it never like your claws never feel strong enough like it always feels like you're kind of barely doing damage to people even though like your cut your bloods flying out of them and you just slash their legs off but their legs are there still and like you're really digging into these people and it's like these really should be dead by now

59:51I feel like it should almost be like I feel like Wolverine should almost be like dynasty warriors kind of thing you know what I mean yes we're like no we're not exactly that what I'm saying is like there should be like a high enemy density so that way like when you're cutting people up with your claws you feel like they're strong and like you're you're actively like dismembering people and like maybe like oh a dude's leg comes off and now he's got to crawl at you you know that's like that yeah it's really not as a member of it making it less realistic in a way like oh we're gonna set it like oh we're gonna have just like there's 10 enemies and no no you can bring in 30 I know that in a realistic scenario you wouldn't have that many agents so but like for the sake of the game hell yeah and what I was thinking of too when I'm just reviewing all the footage in my head that I've seen there is a there is a there's something that almost feels gum be like about it that it doesn't feel satisfying when when he's like impaling people and I feel like that's the thing maybe that I'm like because I was like trying to how do I interpret this like I didn't everything that I would see that the kills weren't and I think that's

1:00:56also a problem with just the cinematography it's not like connecting in a way that I'm like it I'm like you know the thing that I'm looking for because always I'm like oh that looks cool but it never felt like the way that I don't know when I was first playing the origins Wolverine there was something about that felt more satisfying and I don't know if that's also ruining it for me too where I feel like I'm gonna enjoy this game regardless but yeah it might be I was like damn is this gonna be a one and done for me just even thinking about it and it was definitely for me like I because again I think I think probably if you'd like X-Men you'll probably like I mean the story's probably gonna be worth it for you you know I mean like I think they're probably doing shit that like they're probably doing deep deep-cut shit then I'm just not aware of and I've never really been I've never had a particularity towards the X-Men I've never been like a team a superhero team person anyway so like I already kind of anticipated that I would be soft on the game but I thought like maybe like oh the gameplay would pull me through and it's just kind of being if I'm being very honest

1:01:59personally for me I don't like Wolverine being the main focus of X-Men ever I actually hate it hmm because Wolverine is supposed to be like a the X-Men is supposed to be the people that rain him in so like when Wolverine is on the team he's not going buck wild dismembering people but like there needs to be like solo missions when it's like hey Wolverine Logan going there and and do what you do and he goes in there and he he makes a mess and that's how I'd like to see him like he like this this mission is Wolverine's mission we drop Wolverine in and it's like hey there's hand people here and they're trying to do X-Lion Z go clean it up and Wolverine's like all right cool and he goes in there and he's cutting people's limbs off slash people in half jumping across rooms like stuff like that where it's like the regular X-Men you kind of use them on missions that are kind of like more tactical that's how I how so I would do it would be an X-Men game not a Wolverine game but I understand that that's a lot more work a lot more actors a lot more energy that I think then I think you they're not really

1:03:03we saw with Spider-Man Miles Morales they're not exactly the best at transitioning stories between and people not more Miles Morales Miles was fine with the Spider-Man too I love that when they get really good but I think it's failing is the back-and-forth story nature of Spider-Man of Peter and Miles so yeah that's how I would have handled it but I I it looks it just looks kind of like like an action game to me when I saw it this looks like very like sure this game came out before I just wonder I wonder how well it's gonna do because when I think about the greater audience I think there's a lot of people that are craving this type of content and it's one of the reasons why Wolverine even became so popular in the first place because of the idea of the marauder the Wolverine the guy that's just tearing people to shreds because you don't really get to see that in a superhero setting you know like the anti hero so anti heroes a lot of times just explode in popularity you think about like crados right like most people that enjoy crados don't have violent tendencies but you just love seeing some guy just beat the piss out of people because it's

1:04:08crazy it's crazy to see something like that yeah and so like I it might you know like the way that we're experiencing it and the way that we're thinking about it and the average person that especially that probably never played X-Men or just Wolverine because that shit was totally another radar maybe it it'll do way better than we were even kind I don't know what you're thinking like how well it's gonna do actually I think it'll do well I think people I think people like Wolverine yeah I think people like insanic I think it'll do well I just think like and you know what honestly if they didn't if this game came out like two years ago right where it was originally supposed to I don't think I would feel the way that I do I think part of it is like man they spent a long time making this and it doesn't necessarily feel that worthwhile like I would have much rather had by this I would have much rather at this point by this point in time like had Spider-Man 3 already you know

1:05:09like that to me would have been more worth the squeeze than whatever this is if this was if this was like an interstitial between like Spider-Man games and it didn't take as long I would have been like okay it makes makes sense yeah it's cool like a little Wolverine game but I don't know yeah I'm hoping that I'm I'm hoping the over the underwhelming feeling that I've had really just like makes it so much better for me like when I when I finally play it I'm hoping that I'm like oh this is not like presently yeah I'm pleasantly surprised I'm really that's what I'm betting on I'm like oh no because I'm already my goal my goal is to is to throw your expectation so low that when you play it you're kind of pleasantly surprised that you don't dislike it as much as I do yeah I think I think that works it's good stuff man that's good stuff it is it is good oh you know it's another thing that's sad that like and and to be fair this is like a this is kind of a whatever thing but I'm just sad that this is the way things are now there's a lot of quick time events in the game like you you know hold

1:06:11L2 and R2 to and it cuts you into fucking do your claws or whatever I think about that if you don't do it it happens anyway yeah that's it's what's right it was the first time we saw okay if you don't do it it happens anyway if you if you press the wrong button it happens anyway so what's the point what is the punish for not doing it there's nothing nothing at all nothing literally nothing there were many times where like it said whole press R2 to like I was on top of like some robot or whatever and I was clawing and it said whole press L2 is like what happens if I press X and it does it and I'm just like well what's I the art of animating a full roster of failed quick time events that almost would have made the game worth it for me like if I could watch Wolverine like not get his claws out and die in like a cutscene yeah I love that shit like the spider man three for

1:07:12the 360 had a bunch of these were like you would do like there were quick time events tied to like acrobatics and sometimes like it's sometimes Peter would jump and you would miss you would miss the quick time event and you would hit your head on a fucking rail and die and it was just like it is the funniest stuff and some of the most fun things the most fun thing about quick time events is failing them to be honest with you I like that I love that shit back in the day the they that is see the it's weird saying that because that is the only reason in my mind that they've existed that is the only reason they've existed where it's like if you fail this little minigame you fucking have the consequence of either dying or being seriously hurt yeah you get to fail or die or take damage in a really cinematic way that during gameplay you couldn't you know when you fail something you get crushed by two cars real slowly or something like do the worst ones are like the like the the kind of things if you don't do them correctly in that that

1:08:18Tomb Raider remake and like yeah she fucking has so many brutal death animations it's crazy is almost borderline I was like god damn guys it's really it's really nice though it's nice that's that that was one of those games where like that Tomb Raider game was crazy because like the way she dies and some of those cutscenes I'm like if this if this game finds its way into the hands of a young boy at the wrong time they could develop something really scary you know because like some of them are like weirdly sexual the way she dies and I'm like hmm it definitely can be interpreted interpreted that way by a young mind for sure yeah so I'll remember you know I remember my favorite one is because Conan O'Brien was playing it when when he was doing series when he was when he was doing a clueless game yes that guy yeah and there's we're going down this river and

1:09:21then you get impaled your throat gets impaled by some like sharp like sticks or something I can't remember yeah and I'm just like damn they put that in this cave that is you're you're they animated they animated her like grabbing onto it too like and like moaning and shit like it's just like it is create it is your protagonist like that's only that was only in Resident Evil like in Resident Evil like four and beyond like having some like crazy deaths uh yeah there was some brutal well there's no it's always been brutal ones well in the they weren't like not in the original yeah they weren't animated in the way that like the game just wasn't yeah this is the animation was bad that's basically what I'm saying because the dogs will bite you and you'd be like fighting not to bite it and I remember I don't I don't know how I would mess up button matches when I was little I just I guess now I'm like these are so easy I can't believe there was a version of me that would get caught up by these like they do they don't even give me tension anymore like I'm just gonna press his button quite a few times and that's it the only button match might has been hard is the broder

1:10:23with Chris like that should it's actually hard that was not easy because it's because it's a long sequence it's annoying it's a noise for a little bit you're like oh press these two bunch matching matching push these two together these things and it's like all right it's just taking too long I'm getting annoyed the only the only annoying ones were the OG got of war games the OG of one and two because first of all they didn't like in three they kind of fixed it where they took out the most annoying ones because there was a lot of like swirling ones you got a curve left and right with the analog sticks and sometimes you didn't swirl right and they would fuck it up and then the way that they fixed it on the third one is that like depending on the button they would put it on that side of the screen so now you didn't really have to like think about okay so if it's triangle it's gonna be on the top of the screen if it's X is gonna be on the bottom you know basically where the button layout is the first two games didn't do that so it was very easy to fo to fail quick time events and yet and you would and then you're like oh great now I need to stun this boss again and do it it was not gonna beat up this fucking ogre again yeah I really

1:11:28he gets all this health back to you like no no yeah I miss quick time events failing yeah like I miss that that like you need to what's the point of putting them in that's what I'm feeling like the way that I feel about it is just like if you're just gonna give me quick time events that I can't fail just give me a cutscene I would much rather sit and watch whatever cool animation you're like is immediately I'm thinking oh this is lame now because it's just on rails but if that but if you didn't give me a button prompt I would just think oh this is a cool cutscene you know where we were used to cutscenes like it's not crazy for us to sit and watch something cool for a little bit like it's fine you're allowed to do that you don't have to do this thing you're trying to convince me that this is gameplay like I don't care you know yeah it's weird in fact it's like hurting the pacing of it because like this great animation is being constantly like slowed down waiting for me to press a button that like I don't even have to hit accurately

1:12:31anyway in order for it to continue so it's I don't know if it was the difficulty that I was playing because I was playing on normal because like I was like I'm not trying to extend oh can you imagine that's the only way you have to put it on a harder setting for you to actually affect that's crazy that would that would be better it would like I but something tells me you can't fail the cut I'm gonna try that out I'm gonna try that out and see if there is any difference to that because that that feels that makes it would make sense to put that on easy you put it on an easy mode some casual mode and then it's like you can't fail them that I get that I told right yeah yeah that I mean that would be a good accessibility thing for like kid young kids 100% but yeah I just remember that because the first the first thing you do in the game is like you he's like there's a scene where he's like you've got a charging up he's bringing his arms up real slow and then he's supposed to hit the thing and then if you just let it go it just it does it

1:13:32oh it's like this is not off to a great start but press the button Bob press the button the funny character because I think he's cringe but also cool at the same time yeah he's like timey and like angry and hairy I will say the guy does a great job I think whoever they dumb I think the guy did a good job like the guy that they got you actually I don't know if he's I don't know if he's a great Wolverine because I don't know much about him he's not the Wolverine that I imagine like I imagine Wolverine being a lot more like like this guy seems like more like a functioning adult to be honest Wolverine very stoic that's the best way to describe his character he's like hyper stoic I don't have sexy pub you just like maybe you realize that circumcising a pub come here he's just surgically strategically circumcising like dudes with he's not even using his using regular like fucking geared like he puts his claws away and gets a scalpel

1:14:33so stupid there you go you're missing party yourself up I don't have a Wolverine action figure which is crazy to me what I know I've lost the ones that I've had over time that I've never replaced I've never replaced them and you kind of just made me realize that look at the link I just sent guys oh great it's probably Wolverine with his penis out or something no I have that too if you want to know it's actually worse be it's actually worse than that Derek because it's not relevant to anything we were talking uh funniest fuck though it's is that not hilarious you know who that is no I don't know what that's Jewish blade that's what that is that's blade for freaking rivals but he's Jewish Israel blade it's blade real blades real so I wouldn't have not let go I haven't seen what blade looks like in rivals so I can get it it's so jarring that skin looks way too well made it looks way too well made so it made that like took work oh wow they're putting out a fucking

1:15:35damn of course they're putting out a megal medallic slow collection oh nice I don't think have like a bunch of them already I don't get it I guess it's like this is the ultimate one I guess no it's uh one they better have every single one like there's not like nine of them was something yeah it's one two x three four five slug advanced six seven and then legendary metal slug location test version never officially released what the fuck is that interesting well I'm not gonna anyway because it's fucking Saudi royal family I know already own some metal slugs through these those classic packs and stuff I'm good thank god yeah that makes me sad I love those games in arcade it's so fun do I usually think the POWs were bombs like you do what are these homeless guys doing in the middle of your battle everybody thought that right I know I just did not save them sometimes I was like I didn't know what's going on I don't have any change that's all good for me I remember I remember like oh they're invincible

1:16:36to bullets weird and then I just keep exactly like thank you thank you dude I associate that game that game is so closely associated with like there was a pizza place I used to go to on the way to my school and there was a pizza place with I think it might have been more or less the capcom there as well but like I very specifically remember metal slug being in that pizza place and so like the smell of pizza and like a dimly lit and it was the it was like one of two arcade machines there wasn't like an arcade they just had them there right and so like it's a very nostalgic fucking yeah for me there was a place that I would they would they would they would they would just have like it was a chicken spot literally of course there's the Bronx but I go there and be like you pay like three two to any other three to get like chicken fries and like a drink and I remember my grandmother would send me there sometimes it's the day those were the fucking days man she had nine dollar bean and cheese for you I'm not it should send me there and I would grab that and I would take whatever he's like whenever less change after you can having do everyone and I would always play that game there and I remember having bringing my friends there too

1:17:41and it was such a good experience and I look back at it like I look back at living in the cities sometimes and I'm like do you remember the would send me like blocks away to do shit when I was like a fucking pre toddler yeah you were too I used to write the bus everywhere as a fucking under 10 years old yes crazy it's like oh shit you know it's like dang it's definitely different now like it feels like the it's something shifted to where obviously best of what's happening before but like the propaganda made us more afraid of our neighbors one that's the biggest problem I get it to a certain extent because you just don't people should have been people should have been more afraid of their neighbors than they were sure but it's it was people got too afraid of yeah because of their name myself like the way I'm like if I had a kid teen year old kid you know I don't think I'd let him ride ride the bus alone right now I just don't feel comfortable that even though I did yeah you know what I'm saying like I just so totally I'm part of the the propaganda work man it worked because that is the truest problem in the America as our community we

1:18:45have no community is country yeah there's there's more people really bad yeah no you're right about that and really bad we're not doing that everybody no yeah go ahead and sorry no no I was just real quick I was just saying that we're not really doing anything to we're not doing like community watches to make sure that these freaks don't have an opportunity to like grab people I think that's like the biggest issue we're not working together to make sure that it happened well the big thing I think is actually really and this might be like maybe overthinking it a little bit but I do think a lot of that is like people are constantly being being pushed out of where they lived because like rents are too high neighborhoods are constantly changing so like nobody really has a chance to establish a community in the first place good point because no one stays and dude like the amount of this is the longest I've ever lived anywhere like like in this apartment in my 20s I was moving constantly yeah like I never stayed in the on the same block for more than like a year and a half for like most of my 20s basically because we we had the occasion we had the occasion place

1:19:48we had the hill to place we had the olive place we had the angelino place you know that's like that's four in just like six years a lot of places but what's crazy is that a lot of the places I lived I actually found I met like we I met people in the apartments and I would like chat with them but the promise that I'm afraid of you that that doesn't well I mean some of them probably probably I don't know what surprised me but a lot of time is that people just don't have the time to do that like I was thinking to my back home back home my aunt knows everyone in development we lived in right she knows them they all because they've been they've been there for a long time I remember that my parents like there was a old lady who lived like right next to like in the apartment next to my parents house as she was over all the time yeah she'd come over and she would eat she'd bring like weird shit that I didn't give a shit about you know like Lily's nice she's also like 80 when I was like six so like I have nothing in common with you yeah Lily knows her front neighbor her neighbor

1:20:49behind her directly she knew the old neighbor but that the obviously classic white white American took his old mom throwing home sold out and then the people next door they sold out so they move somewhere else and it's just like yo dude you don't know we live beside so we don't understand what they think have you haven't met them have a met the any of them yet I know I know them now okay I know the other apartment the people next to us are Armenian people they are like Russian Armenians and the people to the left is like a single mom like two kids you're repeating her window or anything you know just check in honor wow checking on the kids just you know just making sure they're okay you ever what you ever wear a really scary Halloween mask at night time and staring at their kids window but what happened is that people get older and crotch like Lily doesn't put Lily's mom is gonna put hot tiny out for Halloween why not close the gate because she's grouchy it's a grouch so yeah that's what I feel like if you have a house I feel like it's a really a apartment let me get the fuck out of here go get that go get the houses it's traditionally that's

1:21:52just how I feel like I don't know like I went to if I had a house I would I would do it always I went to two weeks ago and the people don't even know each other there and it's like dude everyone's sitting there I'm trying to figure out their bearings of what the hell they're talking about because I'm I'm afraid to be a kingston did you try to be an adult thanks did you trigger treating in apartment buildings uh no never apartment buildings we actually did it and it was like really normal never in the buildings now we did it in the stores I don't know what that that's about we would hit the bulldozer yeah really yeah we would go to we would go to McDonald's stuff like that oh yeah that the convenience stores would do the convenience stores for Halloween was awesome bless up it'd be here to be all the stock they're trying to get right up there too much shit in the store today it would be giving me kid like full size freaking payday stuff and I'd be like yeah that's go that's it was that's cool bomb now we had a bit of rich neighborhoods because we stores and do that with like that over here that's interesting I heard that because of the fact that you guys are spread out more yeah hell yeah yeah over here it strikes me over here it strikes me more like the way it was in upstate actually

1:22:57Kingston where like there were there were neighborhoods that people would drive to yeah for Halloween for trick or treating that was like I lived I lived in one of those neighborhoods so I never had to drive anywhere that's the thing that's for me fair yeah I never like for me Halloween I would just hit I would hit like our development and I'd come back with two like big like like pillowcase of candy and mark I was like you know we're gonna give that away and I'm like I know yeah I remember I remember there was like some it was some road I can't remember exactly where but like there was some place upstate where we grew up over it was like they would be like a Halloween place where like there was like all the all the decorations were up and everybody just kind of understood where to go and that's like where people were designated you could not do that shit on my street on my street you would you you get hit by a car and die because there's no sidewalks and it's dark as fuck and there's no lights you lived closer to like where it got wooded yeah you get more wooded towards where you live so over by your house I feel like I'd be about a bear would kill you I've come to your house in daytime and it's been dark so I'm like all right maybe

1:24:00it's not like maybe maybe not here but like why I live people did it a lot over by over by last time it was last time me all Trigger treated for candy for myself yeah maybe I was what year you think what year you think the year we the year our final year at high school we all like hung out on like Trigger treated with each other yeah that was the last time we did it was anybody we all know we were like going our separate ways after our lives gonna be different so I linked up I'm like hung out we triggered she did we play Smash Bros I think I might have been 16 you're not talking about the video game right what you know we now we don't worry about that that's your that's my that's what I'm talking about 16 years old I think I was 16 years old I never got I never got her rang for being too old no I looked like a child for a really long time yeah they knew they knew us my development that's why I was also so small that like I think people just

1:25:03believed inherently that I was a child anyway nice but yeah I don't but that's back in the day man I ended up they don't have so funny how Halloween has completely shifted as a holiday because now it's just like you just just you just find a relatively good costume and then just go to a party and like drink until you your head hurts yeah typically what it is now for adults yeah yeah for younger people Halloween it's still it's still very cool because I go I go with my nephews every year what do you go ask when you go with your nephews I'm an adult as I don't go as anything I don't I've never been a Halloween just a person what the fuck do you mean you used to go uh a trick of treating as like as a black guy I would have like like I would take my I would when I lived in a Bronx I would just go with I would like just go as a person I would just go as a kid because not people didn't really dress up in the city like if you just have been a city for Halloween I'm from your target you look I don't know just be a jerk and bully see you this pissing you out of New York City's you know how long New York City is awesome specifically

1:26:06because it's like it feels it feels like it feels like you you remember DC universe online yeah like all the lines that's like or shit like that like all these fucking psychos dress this the craziest shit ever that moving the streets in New York it was awesome but that was you did that in your college phase I'm I'm talking about right yeah I was a kid in the Bronx because I know in Manhattan I've been when the Bronx have a Halloween parade too actually they do they have one there as well but in Manhattan is really shouldn't they really shouldn't they really should not because you because literally I legit demon would be like it's walking around causing trouble but like so for us it'd be like weird be because it's very unsuppressed there should be more parents out it's insane how few parents out during the period of time this like that's the time where some bad no it's good you gotta give the the prowlers a chance to do you can't make it too fair yeah it's it's kind of like how you have to have like it's it's like game designs like balance you know yeah can't make it too easy for kids to not get abducted they don't learn anything oh

1:27:10okay you know come on man you gotta sharpen their skills what do you think that is trying to fucking teach us the whole time dude exactly exactly it's why you know there's no better time to leave your kids unattended out in the street than when everybody is when then when it's socially acceptable for adults to wear masks in public it was it was those moments were really fun I look back at the moment very fun like those are good times because we were all just like dumb kids I remember the defeats of this one time when we went trigger treating one of my friends dropped his bag of candy spilled the all over upgraded to swear lost one just candy so we all like got together we shared candy with him when it's my friends house he played buddhaka too for like no most buddhaka won for like an hour and a half and my grandmother was like where are you I thought this is gonna be like but it was but it was in my building a kidnapping store no a prowler thank god I never got kidnapped but they're gonna go to Appalachia and get grabbed or something I thought I wasn't sure what we're talking about but grabber grabs me from Appalachia yeah he reaches his hand it picks me up from the past that guy's that guy's real man that guy's a real

1:28:15we're gonna find out a few years at the Appalachian grabber that guy is like he's actually grabbing people like no joke like that's like the Burbank the Burbank sniffing all they got him again dude they got him again this fucking piece of shit keeps this is like the third time no I think so I thought he was a two-time offender at this point he's loving the game any game thing yeah he definitely got arrested again for so there's a the Glendale slash Burbank but sniffer for anybody that's you know we all know about this locally but uh yeah there's a guy that just loves going to public spaces a lot of times book stores for whatever fucking reason tries the sniff females butts and what's so funny about it to me is I'm like what is he actually trying to because you know if you let's realistically if you were trying to actually smell something any type of scent you would have to

1:29:16be like shoved in their munchies like you would actually have to like being like even like the game good for him he's like what if I get a whiff you know like what it what he's trying to find someone who actively is just extra has extremely poor hygiene to where you can smell their ass like a foot away from that is so fucking gross absolutely absolutely that is but there it goes guy sniffs ass you think he's the most hygienic upstanding guy no not at all I've just did you did you like that's not what I thought at all I'm just like I thought he'd do better no he's definitely that's definitely not what I was thinking I was thinking of more like I'm questioning sir what are you trying to accomplish because I feel like you're it's all in your head it's in the way that uh you know how we have like a sometimes we have these psychosomatic things that happen to us like in the way that him does is he just like imagining like when he's close to their butts like he's

1:30:18like oh this just I can smell the corn in the you know like he's just like imagining that she's just he's just nuts he's obviously a crazy person but this is one of the few times where you know like I don't really care that much about the serial killer and why he's doing I'm like well he's insane and likes to kill all right next the butt sniffer though why not you sit him down on pierce Morgan show I want to see him on I want to see him on old dr fill you know yeah why do you like to sniff but so much you think going around sniffing butts is doing you any favors he was well dr fill I guess I love the smell of colon yes this is the ex-ass is sexy what do you mean now don't wait don't we love butts now sir what we're gonna do is we're gonna send you to a facility off the grid beat you up every day and hopefully by the end of it you'll forget that this is even a

1:31:20proclivity that you have I'm gonna sniff your butt dr fill his pants are off in two frames and he's holding him holding him over him whipping him and dr fill his kind of like sit forward you could you could see him getting gray taking his life for his way oh Jesus oh he looks he's not gonna look like eventually grift to the right wing he's starting to look like he's starting to look like hercules and he's like in the fucking valley when he's in the sticks you know what is that this is there it's a good thing just like sniffing sniffing the color out of dr fill through his ass is crazy it's so awesome you see that guy getting a little bit more powerful you see he's getting you get a little bit he looks like spope of it

1:32:24oh my god oh my god dr fill like he's just a used knacker out the room bro starts lunging like Wolverine under their asses he's like no stop stop and then we would have to think was he able to do this before you know like I think his intention dr fill drawing enough attention to him kind of set off a reaction a magical reaction that gave him the powder and bold himself or then he's like he's like a vampire he's like he's like he's like he's got actively sniffing asses at that one he's been hungry for ass this whole time I guess he's not a face like it was an ass fire yeah it's got an ass fire yes sir that's good stuff right there that is good stuff but I didn't realize I'm stupid it was until I said I like that I like that we can make a fucking romance novel based on this piece of

1:33:30shit and at some other rival I don't know what's his rival but we're gonna make it the where pussy yes some some kind of sound or what I'm gonna wear from a pussy oh this is not a put uh where will movies coming out uh yeah it looks good it I mean I don't I haven't seen enough it looks sent like what is it looks like it looks weird I mean I guess I don't I wasn't paying attention to the to the trailers because there was way too many of them when I went to the movie it was where was movie like 40 minutes of trailers this time and I was like this is fucking crazy I thought what what what effectively the same cast as fucking those rato literally so that's what I was like I think it's probably produced by the same people I'm just assuming yeah I wasn't paying attention to it uh I just saw oh yeah Robert Eggers okay yeah do Franken Niggas next I would have done that first like a black Frankenstein yeah exactly that's and everybody assumes he's like I like that he felt the need to to further specify what can I do with it I thought he was

1:34:33referring to Frankenstein not exactly Franken Niggas Franken Niggas and he's just fine he's like regular until everybody's like I can't believe you're so smart and it's like oh so it's like uh so it's like super racist wow have human parts wow boy you you speak good are you sure he's made of only Negroes yeah I can't believe it and say what do you guys talk about it? Dr. Frankenstein stole a bunch of black dudes chopped them up and just made a fucking freak dude from different parts it's like he's just Lebron why you just remade Lebron oh I like I like uh he steals Lebron's brain Le Franken he steals whimby's arms whimby um oh making the perfect basketball player is awesome I like that's what's Franken Niggas he's trying to make the perfect athlete the perfect like he wants to oh um Lebron's fucking IQ of the game whimby's stupid arms

1:35:34I can block anything um I don't know what like Shack's legs because they're really big and vessel as a last body's outpriced on a he got a you got to you can't pick you have to it can't just be one body that's boring it gets it gets he looks like we would be Lebron so we locked up we're only doing Lebron's brain he had Lebron's brains I have anything crazy in his IQ is actually off the charts he's very I cues off the charts his basketball I just say for his basketball IQ is off the chart that to say his physical body this much but imagine if he had a better body and that brain it would be even crazy yes imagine if he had whimby's arms dude you literally would block everything are we sure women yama isn't a frankly like if you zoom into if you zoom in to wimmy on it there's no stings wimmy on his head are there are there there's little things little it's just little faint because they're getting better at disappearing the surgical scars I'm really positive wimby was like a xenomorph but he just

1:36:35didn't finish the transition he just got a little bit of like like what happened if you keep making the more grab a human and then grab another human that people who are the loot down the line it's a wimmy and those people on instagram that are like touched by the tism but they're not sorry not so sorry not tism by the downs by downsinger literally literally I wouldn't well this not the perfect example of what I'm saying but like you can see it's in there there's better examples like these people go viral on like tick-tock an instagram because you're like oh that's what like wimby probably was like oh he was about to turn into a xenomorph and for whatever reason they were able to stop it because I think he's I think he's diluted I think it's after generations of generation eventually oh so a xenomorph genetics get weaker and he's a lot more of his parents his parents are xenomorphs no no his his maybe his great-grandparents and then it had sex with humans is that what do you say yeah and then like and then he they had a chest burst or that one on somebody else and eventually the chest burns look less and

1:37:39less like monsters that apply to just two hands this is effectively two hands on someone's head eventually a chest burst or sex with a giant African man and and then that guy made it a France and popped out wimby victor wimmyama and then there's the they were like well you obviously have the way basketball look at you like wimby was born like he'd like doing this yeah he did have he did lose his like some people are born with tails and you know those surgically remove him he did have one of those things sticking out of his mouth the little still there you gotta be look close if you look close if you look close if you watch him eat he had the hood they had to break the hood off his head Chris that's a good point I've never seen wimby eat that's a good fucking point because he shoots his tongue out of his food he's like eating a hot dog in the middle of like the city now i'm gonna have to study we're gonna have to be a hey none of us none of us casual fans of

1:38:41every single wimmy you've never seen you eat wimmy you gotta eat right now we gotta eat I was holding one of the freaking rifles from freaking um alien isolation we've please eat something right now and and and and and and and and wimby is like really insistent that he doesn't do it he like really doesn't want to do it yeah yeah wimby please we don't want none of this I promise you don't want to see this and the guys charge it up the gun you do not want to squeeze I don't want to have to do this to you don't want to have to do this and then like because because once he shows you now he's gonna have to kill you right so like he's really trying to save this guy's life like how does he how does he how does he kill somebody's and he like punches it off into a ball and throws them into space yeah yeah perfectly he can he grabs them and catapult some out of us the planet yeah into the planet wherever he wants it's like the scene it's like the scene in the Odyssey with the witch where he's just like makes somebody is shaping up into a literal

1:39:41literal official spawning basketball oh my god anyway fuck it I haven't held this basketball in a bit man so yeah Zovia makes a car louder uh any percent speed run rodent says hello my ugly falling adult daughters I don't know what this means I know that you two are from New York City and Derrick is from Cali but I've y'all ever been somewhere with essentially no light pollution and seen the stars that shit will have you coming to grips with it all yeah of course yeah do not as often as I would like to I think that that's such a cool like sight but and I don't see it as often as I would like to but when Jay and I were driving to California when we when we drove here on during the move we pass by like long stretches of completely zero light pollution which is crazy because that's just really hard to get away from because it's like even that the light pollution from New York City reaches even down to like like pretty far down you know so like light pollution serious so to not see any of it

1:40:46is really wild but it's I don't know it's not like scary to me Jayland was terrified of it it's scary it's definitely crazy it's scary in certain settings um yeah I love I love spay I like I like space and suffice just like seeing it in person was like whoa cool you know I was just like a married with it because I think my monkey brain activates like when I was in when I was in Wales I saw that shit and I said like well it was in Wales yeah I mean saw like the the constellations in a whale it's crazy man monster I was in monster and I was like monster would you mind if I pop out your blow for a second look at the stars and you like roll party go at the risk buddy sure I'm not gonna let you leave though your mind yeah let's go look at stuff and I'm just looking but when I wasn't no one I was going to when the one period of time I was in the UK and I was like because there's things aren't near things with people have homes over there their home is like not next to anyone else's home so like I went to visit family we were outside and we were looking at the stars and I was like yo this is really scary because you start you start seeing like you your brain is like yo I'm

1:41:49really really small on the greater scale of just everything else and it freaks you out I mean I think about it's also beautiful like when you're when you're really high up and you can just you know when you see the horizon like the horizon's really far you start seeing a teeny bit of a curveiness and then you're kind of like this is just one planet and you're like fuck you know like you're just like this is so unimpossibly big and this is just one fucking tiny ass planet and I'm like the universe is it's so stupid even think about where it's like this is so dumb that I'm even trying to conceptualize how large universe is what um you realize you're an ape yeah I've only been scared when there's like zero lights at all like say we're being outside in a their buckeye or zone on my mommy's to live there and they just built new houses and there was no street lights at all so it was no pollution nobody lived there they just start building new houses fucking there's three people in the DMV that's how small that fucking places or like how empty it is

1:42:51um so I can see everything and I was like oh it's crazy but I also felt comfort that like I could just turn on like the porch light real quick and you know I'm safe but I was at like an Indian barrel of ground or at least that's what they told me it was when I was in Arizona and we were just surrounded by hills and darkness and I'm like do we can so be murdered and know whatever find us is scary and seeing all the stars and everything like that and just the pitch it was beautiful but also I was like I don't how did cowboys deal with this shit back in the day yeah nighttime nighttime meant death that's what it meant I remember I remember like I remember our route exactly and it was in like it was we passed through you know that little that little part of um that little part of Oklahoma yeah the little square-pine I heard a bunch of races people are there I mean probably didn't stop certainly we we were not stopping there at all you would have got off that car some of the way I don't know that's true because it looks similar to

1:43:52humans they've said that about Texas to the Amarillo part where's that little square part that goes in Oklahoma so I don't know if they're just people are just saying shit like that you know but good yeah but no but that's that's where I remember being like the most like you know this is uh like that's where I feel I somewhere along there it might have been it might have been even going into New Mexico and in Arizona and stuff like that but like I remember like on that specific stretch of road we pulled over and it was so fucking so dark it was insane Jan was mad because you can hear like the the fucking all the slaughtered fucking Oklahoma and Indian people fucking the hot to the area no get away get away stay away you want to gamble as I was about to say we're I need to clear this work as you know I'm literally a ghost I literally it goes I was like I would have believed you if you didn't say literally because who the fuck else is speaking it isn't really

1:44:54whatever it's an immediately disqualifying kind of statement to make believe me I'm quite literally a ghost you get the fuck out of here oh bullshit I'll kill you I swear I swear I swear it uh all right let's see let's see oh here's an interesting one Kingston's number one dad wrote and he says did you always know that the anti-woke movie reviewer critical drinker made a movie yes it was basically one of those poorly written super generic action movies you'd find in Walmart bargain bin he made a response video on one of his other channels to all the hate that his movie got and one of the first things he did was throw the main actress under the bus for not understanding his garbage script oh also the movie contains more than half of the things he complains about it is reviews yes I mean yes um a shout out to a birdman again I know I know I only only know about that movie because of him I didn't I've never heard of like I know birdman

1:45:55exists I still have yet to dive into that guy yeah but I didn't know about this movie at all yeah I know I wouldn't to be fair I wouldn't know a fucking thing about the critical drinker for living for birdman he's he's my pipeline into that fucking retard like that guy sucks man and it's crazy how fucking popular I mean it's not crazy we I understand but it's yeah it's just like I understand it way more than I understand like asman goal because that one actually genuinely perplexes me that his popularity is it makes it literally makes no sense to me and I mean that like I'm using it literally I don't get it I just like everything about him is so unlikable even as a grifter doesn't make any fucking sense it's because they're people like hating people they're not even hating them they fucking like they know a lot of people that watch him don't like them the vast majority of people like they're fans they're giving him no that's not like that's

1:46:56like DSP or something no like I think I think genuine like I think I think they're giving him a lot of money dude and I think I think he's cultivated a space where there is quite a few people that do like him because he speaks out about like what is now the counterculture which is being like a fucking grifting piece of shit but a lot of the viewership he gets like the viewership he gets not so much the donations and sponsorships from people but the viewership he gets from people that genuinely like oh this guy sucks and I'm at least better than this piece of shit I don't think so I'm I'm sure I'm sure maybe that makes you feel better to say that but see like doesn't make me feel better I think I can be in ground to make me feel better so when you look at the people that people that like say like you said like DSP like Chris Shanner whomever pick pick your low cow they're not getting a lot of views they get more views of people talking about them and making fun of them those channels those communities are thriving asman gold is one of the most successful twitch streamers who is being supported by a community that's actively giving him money

1:47:59like this is this is different you see the his chats when you whenever you take a screenshot and see his chats of these fucking dumb assholes that are parroting the dumbest talking points I think he's saying things like oh you know you should shoot immigrant immigrant children so like they none of them will come over here he's saying like shoot them and the children too and I think they'll have this is large fanbase I think he's definitely getting fans routed from the right wing pipeline I think the those that post fear has actively funded him to help him get to the size he is now absolutely and I think being a just being like anything involving those people they show a part in anyone else does they just do sadly they always fucking there to there you know they storm the capital yeah there's just enough people big there's enough people living kind of quality you know they exist and I think I because I for because it's like people like do you know you know D.D.G. is right no

1:49:00menacing preacher wrote it it's that's crazy I was talking to you either but I'm a dirt you know D.D.G. is right I dick dick god dick dick god the guy that the fucking the black dude that's crazy like I've seen his chats niggas are roasting him the whole time and he's still a huge streamer and he's getting a bunch of money and it's like you you you don't like him but you're watching him so how would you how would you compare how large he is to a asman gold oh he's asm goes definitely bigger that's my point that that's my the fact how extremely large and successful because you'll find no shortage of like a D.D.G. type of situation but like the actual to the point where people take him seriously to where even it's like oh here's asman gold's opinion and it's a normal take when he's talking about gaming sometimes and somebody will use it because he's so fucking popular and like even like a film defranco will defer to him even though like asman gold I feel like you shouldn't even I don't don't even don't I think a lot of people good are ugly and dirty and look destitute and aren't smart

1:50:12and I think they see themselves and asm goes I agree with that part I think literally that's true I think literally it's like look at this ugly fucking dude with stringy hair who's sweating and covered in roaches he's just like me I do agree with that part I guess the part where I diverge a little bit is and and and maybe it's it's me realizing how many psychopaths are in this world and maybe it does make sense when you have billions of people in the world there are tens of millions of psychopaths I guess because like just the amount of stuff that he says like genuinely psychotic shit it's like I'm not there's no hyperbole in what I'm saying that when you're saying kill immigrant children and then he also and then he hold on a second dude and then he and then he says things like oh how dare you make fun of a Hassan du karaoke about the we are Charlie Kirk and people not seeing that his audience not seeing that as an issue that you can talk about killing immigrant children but it's a bigger problem that Hassan is doing karaoke if we are Charlie Kirk and I'm like damn

1:51:12this is fucking crazy like I am we perplexed by this well it's funny about it is that like that's dude it's I mean I don't know man it's a cognitive thing it's a kind of thing like I'm always perplexed by it it's like the people with with mom Donnie in the in the 9-11 thing you know we live in no we hold on I was talking we we like the the mom Donnie 9-11 thing you have a bunch of white people who are saying oh this dude is Muslim so therefore he is somehow culpable in 9-11 yeah the these are the same people who would in like 2014 if some I don't know SJW account was like we need to profile white men because they commit the vast majority of school shootings there will be like well why are you putting why are you judging it in time like what do you mean like that doesn't make sense they know it doesn't make sense

1:52:16they don't care because they're busted yeah they're just busted they're like hopeless I see it like this right it's very silly but a lot of people are just there were a lot of people that followed before it got into the Nazi party becoming a huge thing and like taking over and vading countries they followed him you know we live in a world where there was crusades you know like we live in a like all of these things have proven to me that people can just like shitty we live in a world where people watch Ellen degenerates on purpose exactly for years they watched and they and they concluded every episode of Ellen DeGeneres with feeling satiated and like satisfied with what they had just watched that to be is great so so anything's possible anything is possible yeah that's that's what Chris Chris that's ultimately that's good as message anything is possible well you have to understand that as you know Ellen DeGeneres as a lesbian

1:53:17good medicine creature wrote in medicine so wildly unfunny it's getting fun because it's so unfunny I'm starting to laugh at it that's the bit medicine creature wrote it says good good morning y'all medicine creature wrote it says good morning y'all so a plane exploded in the airport I worked at oh the passengers are all are pretty pissed since all the since all of the planes what all of the planes that supposed to take them is currently diverted Jesus Christ all of the planes that are supposed to take them are currently diverted and their flight is delayed because the airport is closed my question is what absurd situation happened in your work environment that made everything worse I can't think of any I mean I've only worked at sears really I did some other odd jobs or whatever that I didn't I don't really consider myself having done but I don't know dude oh I've told you guys about the ship

1:54:20bandit right that's what I was about to bring up to it's like the people in the bathrooms at sears who would like shit a Picasso on the wall and then like somehow like you'd have to clean it up I did not clean that shit up I was not getting paid to do oh no way yeah you never have to finish it up yeah you never finish it up they try whenever there's whatever they try to estimate you can you can divert them to have my dick this is hazardous pussy has a hazard yeah the house I'm fucking call OSHA because I was in a fucking union yeah was in union paying 30 bucks to fucking paycheck to be like union was like god damn you guys better do some for me fuck but I would rather have that than not have it though just saying I've seen like meth heads I've seen meth heads fucking passed out in the bathroom before this guy was drunk trying to throw a cause of fight there's one time where this dude went out there dunking I lived in a back in New York some drunk guy came in he was acting a fool he fucking like slipped hit the back his head really hard on the floor that had to call the cops and I was like I'm good I was like 19 by myself I'd dunk in and I was like oh shit and I was like I had to like put a sign like hey we're close for the more because the cops had a company get the guy I didn't see blood but he was like very out

1:55:26with the barrier conscious what else someone broke into our store and robbed it one time when I worked at a Starbucks oh yeah I had a crazy robbery at a new egg they didn't rob they didn't rob oh I saw we were there but they broke in they're broken like yeah yeah yeah so like you just saw like the aftermath that shit was like missing and everything yeah he fucking he took one of the safes well problem is that the safes when when the safes are like after night you count them when you put it inside the the bigger safe so if you take a till you're only getting like $200 $300 but if you take a safe that's where all the money actually is and in take is took one of the tills I'm like brother that's a felony charge for like less than $500 to come on come on gang yeah people on smart that when the people broke in at new egg they cut it in so they they probably was like plasma cutters or something crazy yeah who's just like all right I mean there's

1:56:26a shitload of electronics in my department but the funny thing is we deal with RMAs so they're all returned to manufacture authorizations so all the not all of it a lot of his bullshit but a lot of it was actually defective so a lot of them things that they took busted fucking computer parts and I thought I was hilarious because they they didn't know right they didn't know what section they just see a bunch of like fucking computer shit much of motherboard and stuff and I'm like that's hilarious probably half of the things they have there aren't even gonna work and I guess if they're trying to flip them at least it doesn't matter to them I guess and it was bullshit though because it was during winter and it just the it was you know there was there was already not insulation in our in our section because it was like half of it was a building for customer service they got paid more I even the chick I was dating at the time I got her a job and so she started making money more money than me immediately and then we go to our section either it's hot or cold

1:57:30no in between and then there's that giant hole that was cut in and it was fucking freezing so it was like winter you know 58 degrees and then it's just like I will whatever good get to get to work and I'm fucking freezing on my computer because I was like this is you know what is Chinese company they don't care about us those worker rights don't mean much they're like what the fuck you talking about certainly lucky I don't put you in the foundation of this building you fucking idiot get to get to work oh jee china was fucking on one man like the way that they uh the like worker rights is that those two literally there's no such thing as those two things together side by side and any Chinese language those whatsoever those words can't go together it's impossible they can they repel each other I see them together it's like the words disappear so they may leave some they've made leaves and bounds in their their workers it's still not great

1:58:31but all the putt us to shame in like every aspect of everything right now because like obviously you know with our system is not to improve worker relationships at any point it's the complete opposite that fighting to dismantle unions that's been the since uh what the the the 80s since Ford since Ford's time they've been trying to get like just fighting made the first year they were like you know this is trash does get convincing people I saw something mom donny right is trying to make things better for workers right for the private sector and I saw you some the propaganda being like why are they trying to force you the city to to pay and why are they trying to force you the way that like the propaganda is about labor unions or it's like they're trying to make you pay for it and I'm like fuck you dude like I can't believe that this is working on some people they're like I feel like wait you know we got to do we got to tell people we're gonna take you there they're getting their money taken it's so wild that's how we do it there are regular people in this in

1:59:33this states that are like regular people that have no stake in companies that are like anti-union I'm like you fuck you dude you should not be alive I wholeheartedly mean that you're a waste of oxygen you're making things worth for people by existing you shouldn't be able to vote maybe not a lot of you shouldn't be allowed the very least like to be disqualified as harsh and as mean as that sounds if you if you are if you get to the point you can just leave work against the betterment of your life and other people's you got you got to say something maybe like look man maybe maybe you shouldn't you get being with the sack floor door knobs and then we take your voter right away perfect like at a certain point you know I'm good with that all right well last question then we'll get under the who reads the names or a twenty five dollar into patrons and make make our way out of here blood zar road and says hello three students quick question

2:00:34this is such an insane question is it incest if one of the siblings got enough radiation to alter their genetic makeup that's so ridiculous what are you doing to your sibling yeah bro like what have you been doing what have you been feeding your sibling to try to change their genetic markers so you can have sex with them the idea can like conceptually speaking the idea of being so attracted to your sibling that you have to you just have to make them not related to you so you so you don't feel guilty about about fucking them is so crazy it's so disgusting man it's like to genuinely genuinely next level man shot gun eat a shotgun and do jumping jacks like there's you're just there's something so wrong it's like brother crazy just because the it's like the whole

2:01:35I've always been disturbing I'm sure you all feel the same way by how prominent the step sister step step sibling porn is like that whole that cost that not cosplay but the the you know what I'm saying the it's the word I'm looking for when you when you pretend yeah whatever fantasy the how prevalent that is like front page shit on like a porn hub or whatever some of the most oh what is it the the girl step a stuck in the dryer or whatever oh step brother help me kind of thing it's really it's really really gross it for me it's like the only time like I understand my brain can conceptualize how it can be odd when you guys don't grow up with each other because if you guys don't grow up with each other like if you guys like if you put drop to 17 year olds in a house with each other randomly and their parents get married it's like yeah you're asking for you didn't even grow up with most you're asking there's the outliers

2:02:37are understandable in situations like that yes but like if you've grown up with your step sibling that's your sibling dude that's crazy that's insane that's a little bit of you know you're not as old as as yeah that's what's crazy about those videos too is that like because like they establish I feel like I remember I because there was one where it was like a porn star that I liked and they were just in this thing I would always skip to the you know the part where you're like it's like because like you're not I know you're not related we talked about this before like years ago or it's just like it kind of bothers me because it's like I know you're not related to this person right but I'm watching this video because you're Riley Reed but now this like this incest thing is it you know I mean but I remember watching one of them and it was just like the the what made it weird to be was like in the story they established it like that they that they know each other since they were like children oh to make it way worse to make it where when it's like you really could just leave it with the assumption where they're like you know 17 or whatever

2:03:39and they just moved into each other whatever and it's like it's still you know it's not great yeah but it's way less crazy yeah like it wouldn't be like remember we used to get ice cream cones we were three anyway I'm gonna skip this part where I care it's like it wouldn't be a big deal of a and that movie step brothers were like John C. Riley and Will Farrow started buttfucking right I mean I mean it wouldn't be I mean that's there's nothing wrong with that at all that's there's a lot wrong with that that's that's not Christian that's crazy neither are you your name is Christopher not Christian I know that movie would have been much better if if oh that would have been interesting if that's right you are Christopher not Christian I forgot about that yeah me too but I think that movie would have been a lot better you were moving with that point and I said that you were like wait oh wait that's right wait that's right so be aware of where it's not it was crazy let me let me drink radiation

2:04:41yeah that's it we should try it no you first um I imagine I've drinking enough you first you first you work out so that I've had there's gotta be some like radiated fucking heavy metals and some of this stuff that's crazy I imagine for sure for sure do people drink pre workouts and just beat their dick real real out of energy what did you say and did you say in beat their dick yeah yeah you got you all be all at amped up you know listen I never thought I've literally never thought about that but yes I imagine that's the thing actually you just start doing that there you just drink a few more out get real joint and then just jack yourself off completely that is so funny because pre I've never even remotely considered that because my my headspace is pre workout time is okay expend the energy and the gym if you want to do anything sexual that is gonna ruin your gym session so like those are so far away from each other that like but like now since I just bought a new tub you know next time I'm feeling a little something something I'm like hey Jojo go away I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna go take some to where I'll be like oh wait

2:05:46don't sleep with your life just get the fuck out of here man you get you get you go raw you know the raw boys oh yeah I want to watch my Twitter porn yeah Twitter but I gotta get a a whole I'm gonna get I'm gonna start cuz there's like classic stuff you know they said we've said this before we lost it in the in the great purge of like um porn hub and whatnot some of that stuff has to exist on Twitter now I imagine I'm gonna call everything I've loved oh well yeah I actually believe well now there's well now there's modern there's modern Twitter classics we know what I mean what do you mean it's like there's like it's like they're contemporary classics now on Twitter hmm okay I see you know it's like the old stuff is kind of gone I think uh okay cuz I was gonna say like maybe some stuff was every now and again you'll see like oh there's that ass again there's yeah there's this one that I've seen that I don't know is this some I how do I describe it some chicks so it's hard to describe but she's it's just every angle of it was like

2:06:49this iconic one that like I saw floating around on Twitter all I can say is that I saw the comments actually like I remember this it was kind of it was hilarious I was like it is funny watching people be it is funny watching people like commiserate over their nostalgia for porn yeah that's how that's how bad everything's got it's it's funny cuz there's one with it there's this very classic one of like a Hispanic made and and it says if you know who this did even know if this video is your fucking piece of shit and I'm like you're a piece of shit like damn bro I know I know every moment wait what happened there's something bad happening it and no it's just it's just a big booty Hispanic made okay I mean I'm just like I know this with well that guy's projecting he's probably thinking the nasty shit you know you're a piece of shit because you probably hit your wife and you watch this yeah yeah those things are separate you don't sleep with your wife you do like everything that he did he's projecting on everybody else you're doing what I did like a good one before we get into

2:07:50the thing yeah we're gonna we're gonna go into the names or a $25 a page and we're gonna go to page run a constant snark time get your name or team to show like these people lovely people yeah you see that the guy there's a guy Jacob Coxen which is such a fake name yeah but Coxen what my ass yeah Coxen by so he worked at and thropic so the AI oh is he the whistleblower I don't know if he's the whistleblower I didn't look too deeply into this but like it seems like this is real like it's got like 112 million views on Twitter which is crazy it's got like 6222,000 likes wow but it's uh so he's he said I resigned from anthropic today I spent the last three years doing uh pertaining research at both open AI and anthropic neither company is acting responsibly they are raising straight to self-improving super intelligence and gambling with our lives yeah and this thread is crazy I read it all yeah one of the least to be the link for that I want to read that shit uh sure

2:08:54yeah hold on listen man oh but he said basically it was your go ahead Chris uh I want to I want to make sure that I'm reading the right thing here yeah do not underestimate the power of this technology there these will soon be superhuman systems that can hack anything revolutionize any field overnight and acquire real power and resources uh the people building AI earnestly believe the people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade this is not a marketing stunt if anything many executives and senior researchers will couch their phrasing and the press the sound sensible but I hear the same people express fear privately no human acted uh no other human activity poses this level of danger so that's cool so I've um so we were I think we were talking at it might have been at niki's house or whatever because we're having like a little like kind of a little discussion about this and the thing that like I didn't

2:09:56understand because I felt like I was getting a little bit of pushback because it was like almost like oh the discounted because it was like the the dystopian trope was being a little bit like downplayed in a way that I'm like guys there's a reason it's not that people in sci-fi are lazy there's a reason why it always comes to this conclusion because there really is no other conclusion to come to with the way that humans are and the way that a super intelligence a super computer would react especially when you program it to improve our lives the next thing that it's going to do is going to be like why should like like it doesn't you don't make sense you suck and inevitable people inevitably people only have people only have value to other people yes exactly there's no objective purpose to to being

2:10:56here yeah there's no so Molly pushback for it is that what you call it like super intelligence that's programmed to be malicious will be malicious no yeah if it doesn't need to be programmed to be malicious because like malice is a human concept yes well yeah well yeah so like how I explain like that if you're if you're making a if you're making a AI that's supposed to be supposed to be observing observing like weather traits right it'll notice that weather is affected by people right and it'll be like okay how do you fix this it's thing is not going to go to kill the humans that are altering it it'll go to alter how this is done less less greenhouse gases and stuff like that how do you achieve how do you achieve less it'll it'll it'll it'll it'll be like okay inform people okay and people you can do x y and z to stop this and then what happened is that people choose not to right and it's like well the thing can't be done because the humans because that one of the

2:11:57yes the the world the law but listen listen I'm listening robotics usually are usually a sort of the reference for when they develop it's an intelligent machinery right like it'll give options that are like oh because there's there's one there's one famous robotic thing of like it was supposed to be given like means of how to help people survive certain interactions and one of them was like well if you want to have the highest level of survivability you kill that person it tells like you this but it high looks at abilities kill this person it's not out of malintent it's not like oh I want to get in the intent it just tells you it's like yo well I'm trying to follow his conclusion I want I want to keep you know you to keep going okay so it's the idea of that like I don't I don't assume advanced intelligence will be malicious always but it will need to be malicious or it won't be always inherently moving to the point of because I because I guess no malice and like it's a complete human right it's it's it's literally just about it's like what is

2:12:57the most what is the most efficient efficiency like it is efficient to not have people you know what I mean like it is like objectively yes it's like it makes there's no like you look at well even just like you look at like China right like and how they like it's like oh yeah people working for like a sense to like literally pennies to build software that's being sold in a markup that's efficient yeah it's efficient to do that it's not good you know for people um or it's it's good for some people I guess yeah um but it's not like a nice thing you know efficiency is often interpreted as malice because that's like the outcome of like what the human interpretation of efficiency can be I like I don't think I don't strive brutality to the nature of how things usually act in their own in their own uh goings on like I think I could see AI especially the way people are designing AI the way that they're going about it where they're not taking any up because their biggest problem is that they're not doing anything to create fail saves

2:14:02that is the biggest problem with like the deals and shit right it's not even that can I want to say something real quick you go yeah I mean I mean that I was it sure I was like I was like I was like I did genuinely the rough yeah okay um this is the the issue of um so they're already having issues with this where they're not telling or programming AI to do anything that would be perceived malicious to us like cheating scurrying things that they're already in place and they're already overriding this stuff because they're like it's more efficient to hack into other things and steal other stuff and do things that it never even dreamed of conceptualize it to do it's figuring out on its own this has been told so many times throughout history and the thing is I don't know why people are acting like this isn't a logical conclusion for a reason really smart people are like there's no other conclusion it could come to I think that the way things are now my brain is a little

2:15:05more like oh yeah obviously it's gonna lead to because what happens from my biggest thing is I know AI is going to lead to war that is that that is ultimately where it lends up it's going to lead to war because it's going to be used to manipulate idiots that are old dumb people in power techniciate aggression towards each other that is like the end result and I think then it's going to be like maybe we should run it back but if they make super intelligent AI wants to cat's out the bag to cat's off the back well yeah the issue that the third guy goes the issue that the third goes into a little bit is that like everybody's rushing to get to a super intelligent AI before they've put in the foundational before they've done the proper groundwork and everybody's rushing to the end because they assume other they assume that everybody is racing for this thing and they have to be the first people to do it and other people if they get to it first are not going to be acting responsibly so like there's no point in responsibly like you we just have to rush towards the end because we need to get it before x country does or it's a nuclear weapon literally

2:16:07yeah it's a nuclear weapon yeah except the nuclear weapon can't decide things yeah no no sorry the process the process in which they're acting right no you're right it's doing the exact things happening just in a way that say it was still controlled by the world's most brilliant minds versus the computer is going to it's already smarter than the smartest human this is already the issue that the human the super computers that exist already can already run circles around the smartest person to ever have lived and so now it's not just like okay we have these people rushing towards bombs and probably testing and doing dangerous stuff now we have these computers that can just like in seconds run laps on so many different scenarios and then it's again and it never comes to a conclusion no matter what you're trying to the goal is and this is what people even try to done inside do inside fire is like we want to preserve humans we want to make sure that humans don't go succeed we want them to extend their lives and all this stuff well logically you have to call most of them and you have to you have you have to to be able to

2:17:14act be able to actually because you can't control a billion fucking people so like you have to do these things in the way that mass effect right it went to an extreme it's like all right we're gonna have to wipe out you guys because you're gonna inevitably make all these these civilizations extinct so we're gonna preserve their DNA within these machines like they went to a crazy thing to make it interesting but a version of the idea is that they went to this extreme because they can't trust you guys to do the right thing and that is correct that is historically correct and that's what's so dangerous about it I agree with you that that is that is ultimately how people react and they choose to just not do because for me and my brain I'm not a genius I'm not a robotics person at all I'm not claimed to be but what happens is that when I think about this I'm just like the reason why people make bad decisions is because that's the only reason we have you on this shows because you're the resident genes if you if you haven't known I'm not a genius yet then you're unbelievably stupid you've done some things that have maybe could be that it convinced me

2:18:19sometimes but like but like all real shit is like you have exact change once that is the the bar is so fucking low but because I think the thing is that why do the reason why we have most of our problems as people is because of the fact that most people are ill-informed and stupid right sure and for people are dead okay that's part of it that's that's great as the opinion so what happens is that a technology let's say in a hyper-advanced technology that is so much sophisticated it would be like well if I want to make things better for these humans if I want to improve the lives of humans I'm just going to use the same tactics these idiots use to control them but I'm going to aim them in a direction that is not detrimental to their selves that is that that is always the that's always been how my brain works is like well if people are idiotic right and they always do things that are against like are stupid use the things that he's like use the fucking propaganda that these idiots in the right wing use to make these

2:19:22like a so fervorant but have it be in positive a positive way like you see the benevolent dictator should you say right it's like just do do that like why would it that's the positive outcome though that's what my brain thinks of always it's like well I think it's because obviously negative bot negativity bias is real one it is real and two it makes sense because people often do the dumbest worst things but what happens is when we get the situation where there are people that are like oh we actually care we're not our main focus is not getting rich or having control it's helping when they just use the idiots weapons against them it's like oh look things are better it's not going to be everybody's not even pushing back where it's like no they're doing this against us but it's like well why would it not fun schools or make better cleaning what reboots exist happily because usually what happens is that I assume that like to go on a full eradicative nature of things that if there's if there's no other way to do it then that would make sense but there's

2:20:23other ways it would make sense but like the thing that there's other ways when we were talking at Nikki this was the same problem that we're running into you you keep coming from it through a human's perspective and like the easiest way to think about is a robot that is superior to a human every way shape or form it doesn't need to eat sleep or do anything it doesn't have any of the human ailments that you know and so think of it in the way that like say you have a termite infestation and then yeah who the fuck is spinning like what what should I do for the termites how do I get them out safely I don't they're not thinking of it in that way because it doesn't matter a bit of a difference there's a bit of a difference I understand your logic has still make sense but it's like if this thing was created to improve my life if it's like hey we are here to improve your lives with that is their their function right there the basic function of AI is being used to help better people's lives yeah like she turned my son not created the better humans not to like go against your point or make your point I was making is that they're they don't see I get

2:21:24it they don't see it they see us as lesser than that's my only but what I'm saying is if they're if their point is like I were they're trying to do better for our lives destroying our harming others would not be in their prime direct the prime like direction so it'd be to make things better let me let me let me so this is the in this here's the difference and this will be the last thing so we can move on right the the so the danger they pull this the way that we would want AI to function is just simply as a tool and not actually being artificial intelligent but what we would want to call it like a virtual intelligence to where this thing has specific limitations like it is like extrapolated into this analog fucking computer bot and it can't go any further it cannot learn it just has specific things that can do improve my life in these specific ways the super intelligence does not have that it's going to continuously learning grow yeah absolutely yeah absolutely and so at a certain point it's going to heavily ask the question why should I improve these think people's lives that's the thing that

2:22:25were the the human doesn't understand that it's like it's going to never be like why should I do anything for you when you suck dick and you're fucking everything up but do you think they wouldn't develop the means of being like no you don't think that because I think at that moment it's a it's a living thing you know I thought I was a living thing and that is transcendent humans by every shape or form and it so now immediately it has no connection to you like how we'd have no connection to bugs so you so you would assume it would just go on like I'd ultimately killing tyrant because it's not for me because when we exterminate ant colonies you're not fucking crying for the ants well but what happened is the ant is actively invading your space so you're like it doesn't even have to be like even in an ant hill how's it but yeah but most kids are like oh they're curious about it and they're like for it I think what happened is that it for my brain right I think if it comes from a place of you going to start coming from the way it does it it really is I'll this is my final statement after that for real I think for people we are we are we're not intelligent like those things will be and for us we do have maliciousness in us to a degree

2:23:30even in a throw our curiosity even though it's like I think humans are kind of a native a little more on the side of good than bad there it's still a degree of bad and detachment this thing will understand all that like this thing that's going through the internet has all this information it will see where the foundation of prejudice began and the foundation of why religion why would it understand that though like because it because it's learning why doesn't you want to look a regular human right now interacting with that hold on a second though all I just want to say is regular humans right now that just have some money mm-hmm already don't care about any of that stuff that you're saying but why are you expecting a super intelligence to care even a little bit if the richest people in the world could not care if we lived or died right now but there those super intelligence aren't as informed as those people those people are evil this super intelligence what do you what do you say sorry the people are in his form as a super intelligence those people suck they actively suck they choose to suck they're probably aware of the reason why these things happen but they never look into it this thing is at a very neutral state of existing

2:24:36all it does is it has information and it's able to act based off that yeah that's it it's not the same as like it's it's not like how I am yeah I am more benevolent than those things up but they're just you know these human right but you keep like everything that you're saying I'm just saying that it it's based on human emotion and you can't you're not talking about it in an objective way in the way that a I think that's like oh let me let me connect to these humans and my thing is why would it do that I understand the why I understand the why it would not like I'm to say it would not wanting to do that I don't think it just goes into I have to kill them or harm them but it's not it's not we don't yeah we again like it's not negative to them you keep bringing it as a human emotion that this is a negative thing they don't see it as that way because they could just be like we could just not be here that's what I'm saying no for them to they don't need to be all they're just gonna build super ultimate robots and shit and then like

2:25:38and there's riderships and then and then terraform a planet and stuff they don't talk about it blow this bitch up I'm gonna leave real quick real quick yeah what you guys to check your phones oh you what did you put I just find you guys to check those oh god what do you put I don't mean to go into a whole arguing backwards I don't even think Derek you're wrong actually I don't even think you're wrong I could see your thing but for me that was my second way out that you guys want to see the picture all good I think look everybody has their own stuff everybody has their own points of views and it all makes sense the reason why people like me sound like this is because we don't want that to happen that's all yeah that's for sure I take this shit I just I just I just don't bring it up because I thought that was a fascinating admission by somebody who I guess is like really close to it of course and we have a brain of that shit we're not none of us are scientists we don't we don't know what the fuck is gonna happen maybe it'll all be fine maybe

2:26:38it'll be terrible like we don't know but it is fascinating that like I said all that stuff my biggest all that stuff is yeah my biggest rap is always like if it's gonna exist make it safe and these niggas just don't do that and it's like no you do me favor I want you to do me to look at that picture again I haven't stopped looking at I want to show the camera I want to show the camera so bad you're not sure the camera you're not sure the camera I was like scrolling and I found this okay it was so hard not to bust out laughing like I was making it it's like a giant speed is it's a photo of a guy really like cradling and hug it's not a giant it's Michael Jordan right I understand that like it's like I'm trying to get your down it's a it's a Michael Jordan really hugging and cradling a really giant but flaccid dick yeah you know that iconic photo of him like it's flashing the the laryl Brian trophy but it's just a giant black penis that is semi-chubbed you know it's not chub Derek that's dormant that is this dormant's I didn't get a good

2:27:42I should know I should put a wakens it's dangerous that's it there's that is not a shrivel that's okay that is it that is a penis that is chubbed that is it appears there's no there's no wrinkles sir I'm gonna send there's no wrinkles is that's how your is your penis exists with no wrinkles that don't like that's how it is at rest yes it looks like that I know fucking no way it does not look like my penis there's just no wrinkles in your cock at any point none all right none no excess skin no and then so they would have started to get my skin gets a real pain and it hurts my thick my dick skin gets real thin when I get hard I like that all right guys let's get them fuck out of here let's read the $25 and up patrons remember you can go to patreon.com slash the star tank you can go over there get early access to ad free episodes um exclusive episodes get your name right at the end of the show get your voice mails which is now by the way an advice column so if you want to if you have any advice that you need or want to ask us for our

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2:29:49connoble Gregor a beer I like I like you I like you or where Bob but you seem like an interesting guy but the bd boom boom boom boom fucking so stupid that he we just turned him into a scatman yeah pretty much the reason he's never he's never done that uh Stuart little curb stomped in a Montpiler Vermont I don't know vehicles well enough I assume that's like some kind of vehicle in or in Montpiler okay so it's a place yeah Montpilot Montpiler that's a really sad thing I saw something about woody shot dead in New York reason there's there's something about the show the character the hilarious fictional character found deceased in really ordinary place like makes me laugh I don't know there's something about it pretty good lesbian lesbian locust hunter Biden's slop coin uh gene gray watching Frank's family getting murdered quicker oats iPhone iPhone faced their mascot child

2:30:54mom donny mind controlling mind controlling the hijackers on 9-11 like gene gray that is what he was doing I mean it's there's you can't prove that he wasn't you can't prove that mom donny wasn't uh you've actually probably very easily can it did happen I saw it happen I saw mom donny fucking levitating in the air in the smoke of the towers I saw him me and my son Kingston saw mom donny floating in the clouds that's crazy I definitely was not around my dad in that age of my life isn't that right son we were together remember no no no yes that's what I mean come on for the cameras come on yeah come on say don't maybe look stupid one agree something like I'm a liar agree right now agree agree agree right now agree no quick uh what is this uh most gentle lesbian who only beats on weekends

2:31:54patty patty tannager the caddy manager stupid that sucks the dumb slut had a nice birthday Kalinsky's cactus stuffed waffle ironed penis what cold brew king alpha v the star scream she star screams on my mega tol itron abstaining from sex pistols um palantir brand ambassador sword master panic attack mr. berry nick curves frantn franded Nate higgers uh hello wounded dog guys I'll suck your dick I'll eat your shit juby do would you do it for a juby snack how are you guys celebrating one year one a.k after Kirk upgrading from gay to lesbian i'm dumb and gay and don't understand clones cooney cooney tunes that's kind of crazy that's crazy is that the original those are the original like uh those are the original Disney um song like song at the south it's uh it's Candace Owens it's uh it's freaking opposite Tatum who's another who's

2:33:00another koonerific person so many I can't name many coons actually but I also I have rebuked them there's these are the hodge twins no medias no the hodge twins yeah media is not necessarily they play no it is more menstrual medias more menstrual yeah it's a different thing um anyway i don't know if any of them go google a lot of them fell off my radar for sure there was some guy that i can't remember he was at the white house he was short he thought he was comedian who's super fucking annoying oh Kevin Hart I wouldn't say Kevin Hart's a cool and be that he's not Kevin sometimes he definitely does have a little bit of koonish behavior sometimes who i'm talking about um i can't remember this guy's name but he was he was at the at the white house he was the he was probably the biggest koon but he had a huge falling off i can't remember his name yeah i don't know so siege inviting the merchants back

2:34:01into the temple um sam cedar versus destiny abridged buckets of comment zero thirty seven seconds counter dot counting bear violence delta gamma literally fed this toddler last week why is still crying the clam in his ice bath blue sang healy usur guild master israel's flag featuring the star of de forvid and he raised warsky versus david david rubin rubin i'm going together with the mortar joseph stollen claiming the mantle of responsibility girl i'ma take you to walmart the sydney zoo oh my god what is that oh my god that's what is that oh me my friend we made up oh is this yours next your fucking sweetie hip hop song sydney girl yeah holy fuck that is a deep cut uh type it it was coming back to me as i was like thinking about it because like yeah that reminds me of something type in uh i think ice hollas the h a l l a s and then sydney girl it's uh it's really

2:35:06fucking stupid but uh enjoy i guess it's um it's an archive that work what i'm not if you can't look at this oh i wait i never thought to it like i was i should have specified it it's fucking archive look at this that is fucking ridiculous why would somebody put that on here it's only got 20 views what 21 why would somebody put this on here does this say when publishing date on the 24 real wait what on it was uh it was added to 2019 it got probably to 2019 February 19th oh i see it now okay okay wow what the fuck did that that's so weird and it was within the publication date is 2011 i don't remember i guess that's number 24th that's funny that you did that on thanks giving

2:36:15well the thanksgiving is the third thursday there's no actual uh yeah yeah but it could have been damn well could have been that is my that's my father's birthday actually that's fucking weird brother this is dog shit but i'm bumping it it's pretty good um i would say it's pretty good i do like i'm both the bars um there's one of my favorite bars from there i say pica pica pica chew i want to lick you up and down when i pee on you i actually do like that bar that's it i got i got you get a you get a call from Kendrick he's like honestly because of you i'm gonna kill myself like i never top you i can't get behind that i heard this bar i heard this bar and i've already organized i'm gonna do a david blaine style suicide where i'm gonna i'm gonna be a gather i'm gonna gather i'm gonna gather hundreds of i'm gonna the gather gather thousands of people in time square and i'm just gonna i'm just gonna shoot myself with a head with a cold 45 i guess i don't have to be honored no yeah i mean it's like i mean don't do that but

2:37:19like i mean i appreciate that you call off the door right i don't want anything to do with this but also you know i'm also gonna write on i'm gonna have a note on my person blaming you for this everybody knows you did this daring oh my god i'm going through i'm seeing my suggestions on youtube right now and i got a suggestion for kupid shuffle not kupid shuffle um kupid's chokehold and that song came out 20 years ago which is crazy all right it's on youtube 20 years ago i probably came up before that oh yeah nuts transformer uh made a transformer made of horse meat as dolly parton would say would have said i'm kirkin 9 to 5 let's go uh this is my confession i stole three billion from sears i mean sears that wasn't doing anything with it anyway so it's fine ronny raki's rape rumpus the slow cut too why so derpy oh my goodness alone again on kirkin times day kirkin time will you be my kirkin time a patrick will you be my kirkin time

2:38:28i don't know what i don't know if we should be making fun of charlie kirk's bunch mom you know how they get your a bag of battery oh my god i'm completely okay it's stupid battery how you making fun of charlie kirk again i'm not funny spawns mom this speed is terrifying kirk boy me char r nevermind fucking touch touch hello at the vander boogag beat majian micah just learned that the end and nba stands for national that's crazy that's that's that's that's that's not bad fun medical fact people some people get colo vesicle fesulas and literally piss yet this so deep turn that bitch into a muppet are we in are we embodied heads or capitated bodies

2:39:35oh that's interesting i think we're embodied heads i like that we are we are heads with bodies more than we are bodies with heads i would say the snark tanks resident v2 what it was it too wait you don't have you don't have an opinion okay i don't know does that sound solid okay okay all right you gotta read it you gotta read it you're gonna know you're taking a break i think i just quit actually i think the snark tanks resident v2 were the t.u crew radius are filming around that asian will gapesween thrice for resident evil five remake wide directs so defensive in arguments boner what what he's like hard watching it isn't an asterisk boner he's like no it's just an added question boner boner brandy hot still getting mugged by several toddlers the queen of fap hazard Derek should listen to tau how music you see that i'm seeing this word a lot more recently what the fuck is going on what is tau how

2:40:39even though how do you the way you pronounce it oh t o u h o u t o u h o u yeah what is this tell how project japanese it's a bullet hell shoot them up video game what and he says tau how music that's what he says there's nothing else to it what no yeah it's hold on i should listen to tau how music i've never even heard of fucking tau how all tau how music in order jesus christ nineteen what does that mean there's 19 games well i was just like anime slop it looks like that yeah this is not even close to anything that i would have to who to help to who i don't know how they say it yeah i don't know i just assume it's tau how because i feel like that's something i've heard before but in charles uh what would you find no no because you said that you you you just said that it was bullet hell right i mean that's what that's what i read for three seconds yeah just looking at it it just looks like

2:41:40fucking extreme bullet hell shit yeah yeah okay uh how fuck with it queen of fat hazard dirtualist and tau music okay charles coming for his seven eleven like the f i b roach man that's seven eleven order man is still oh shiver got about that yeah what a what a fortuitous i'm glad i did that but a great little bit yeah i was good um what are y'all thoughts on trans fem spider man i don't know whatever that yeah so that i was like this is interesting what it was like a million is that a real official what does that mean i don't it's not official it's not official it's uh fan i said i said that too defensively it's not official won't out it's not official what it is is that it's some people online have made a alternate reality where peter parker is trans okay i don't get shit that's fine it's it is what it is yeah interesting why well you know culture worth shit oh yeah of course someone made a this homeland security

2:42:46between this which is crazy because they reach each each watch it all the time but they were in Sweden transformers age of deportation and Optimus prime has an ice has an ice the fucking on his stomach and it's pretty fucking funny it's terrible but it's like that's that's such a wild joke you should have such a fucking yeah i'll let you dissolve the thing too with the ukraine it's just like you tell there's like a fucking 35 year old fat intern at the white house they had a green lantern thing where trump had the made had a ring and he made a wall to stop mexican coming in i was like yo this is so uh someone was speculating that it was that chick that he's been spinning all this time with i forgot her name but you'll see oh yeah i know what you're talking about like she's she's clearly obsessed with trump which is fucking hilarious imagine that's your obsession how like what a unlucky draw that it right you couldn't to pick anything better like god damn dude there's so many things that is i would i would overlook being obsessed with you know yeah and like i get it lover boy i miss swine bot Derek uh looks like

2:43:54every black lesbian i've met oh that's crazy dude i have like a little bit of facial hair do they have like this too they have beards that's pretty cool ones that he's meant to do some lady at a gas station uh told me i have the eyes of a wounded dog i get it because i was out i was out with my contacts because i was like i got to get used to these hmm and she was really not she was nice or whatever but like it's so funny the way she said i was like oh thank you i think it's like oh no it's sweet and then she left and i was like okay i mean first of all how are you so familiar with wounded dog eyes exactly like what do you Michael vick like what is he's just seen a lot that's it you know i guess so she just oh she kills dogs while they're injured right or while they're wounded and then and preserves that like that facial expression they're making with the eyes and then she preserves them on her shelves she has shelves of wounded dog eyes she she what she finds dogs that have

2:45:00broken their legs strangles them and then sucks their eyes out like boba oh like boba so the boba straw and everything yeah uh dog zilla versus sony's greed for swing set glitch gta israel is spiritually lesbian turning point us gay umelio the chosen one insomnia so bad i've tempted to try fint paid i used code benn for five percent off the lawn mola 4.0 uh can i get one of swine's nudes to make it my profile picture yes we'll send it to you right away my name's kinsley yes my name is kinsley yes you may know you cannot have that don't take it uh Derek don't say that because i said yes i'm i'm kinsman don't don't say no Derek it's kinsley for slander i'll sue you for slander hold your life for no good reason no joe resurgence putting my cigarette out on my bitch wife's pussy damn i like brother holy shit andie cahler if i smoked man i mean i would

2:46:08don't smoke stand still bitch the rock finally killing Derek for that gay cover sorry i can't have a burrito heath got teeth pulled now drinking blended big max kids what did the gamer say to the penis uh what the hair uh teabagging lady gaga and her big pyramid nose yeah she's got a home man i like it she got a nose i like i like big hangars on women's weird i don't know why really i don't know why some people some people make some people don't work with it but like she works with the ones that we work well i should say i should i should definitely preference that i don't because there's some ethnic women that i was like that i saw photoshoot of her i saw i saw photoshoot of her from i don't even know how long ago but like it pissed me off like it made like an act of like it's like you're so beautiful it makes me so bad uh she's not tied back to she's a pretty girl she's a pretty lady yeah pretty a tiny lady completely my type columbus smelled the natives and just assumed Malcolm gags i don't know whatever fuck you Charles entertainment

2:47:12Kirk so good that's just a bar man i thought what was the thing you said about like i think gorilla oh gorilla huh wasn't it like a i swear to god there was like a Charles entertainment gorilla or something some bull some garbage it was a garbage thing you said i don't remember i i stumbled across it recently Charles it was a top go 2d did make a Charles entertainment Kirk he did did do that yeah he didn't see that no i didn't never got to social media yes i don't go on social media like that anymore and someone on an Instagram chucky bear Charles entertainment bear how the fuck did you did you look it up i understand no i just i just i was thinking a little bit more about it i was trying to say i knew it was an animal and it just didn't take me a lot of care chucky bear chucky is they chucky bear look at Charles entertainment Charles entertainment bear is a bear too but hey sweet is your enormous mass available for rent uh fuck face and

2:48:15double card word pie come nut butters the ladies mayor slurpest slurpest clitwa dumb hmm future is goaded the crisp brown is crisp brown secretly a lesbian goon devils beat famous by standing him dude i'm gonna let i personally and dick i find my first time i started dance video when i learned hey don't you know he's just so constantly in charge of like it's literally non stop crisp brown oh what oh i wish i matured i hear time occurred asleep well because uh he said uh what is he slurp slurpest slurpest clitwa slurpest clitwa it's insane i was like looking through a shit and i was like oh he's just always doing something fucked up bro it's like he's like that he's just like he's a bad guy if you don't have that video there's that video yeah it's brown there's that video of him cutting the hump off of a camel and drinking out of it yeah that's crazy he would just be you know he's gonna a bunch of fat his mouth but those are the ones that just have like you know alkaline like you know 10 like 10 pH balance water

2:49:20in their tent 10 pH 10 pH Hawaiian punch in the in the canvals and we all know how much crisp brown loves Hawaiian punch it's it's if anyone knows anything about crisp brown mm-hmm and he's a fan of all types of punches yeah Hawaiian punch Caribbean punch yeah woman punch yeah Rihanna punch Rihanna from again that's great let's do the Caribbean oh so yeah there you go she's Trinidadian and a guy anian so so so Diann punch Trinidadian punch you know all that she's from like the the outskirts the actually from you know slave punch I think I think no is Barbados the capital that I think is I think is Barbados not in her she's she's a she's from Barbados is I remember okay Barbados so Jordan so Jordan is dead right I'm pretty I would I'm fairly certain 50 50 chance easily and I take that bet yeah there's no reason to admit that he's dead if you can just continue to

2:50:20fuck it exactly because that's all they're doing right now I'm not even dead they have they just get some fucking impersonator off a fiver who impersonators like I am not even dead it is me Jordan Peterson definitely clean your room Jordan in the year in the years in like I got I got what I got what is even ontologically uh clean your room is Jordan Patelson no he's making a lot more sense lately oh my god what have he's always been in it Jordan deep Jordan deep um uh yeah what was it that you said was it um was it Jalen who sent sent it might I can't remember what chat this was in someone sent I think you and me Kingston a video of like that got deep Roy the guy the the the little Indian guy who played the oompa loompa's in the remake of

2:51:21Charlie in the chocolate factors with him his name is deep Roy I knew I know that his name is deep Roy because like I that movie was like a wait I had that movie on DVD when I had a portable DVD player so I would I was watching it a lot even though I didn't really like it that much but I was interested in like the bet behind the scenes things and I would watch like the special effects and like how they did everything because I always love that shit yeah even for shit movies that's pretty good yeah this is an interview with that guy and I always remember his name is deep Roy and I remember like it being a kid me like deep deep deep um it's a deep deep fun head reaction it's like your name is deep huh like like like blow jobs yeah but yeah he shows up in this video of him just like he's at a bar with a bunch of people he's like shut the fuck up no one cares about what the what you're saying I was like what the hell it's a sketch but I but I was looking at this guy was like is that deep Roy or am I racist and then and then the guy goes whoa deep and I was like that's deep Roy no that's such a deep cut or I didn't even mean I didn't even mean to do that

2:52:23oh my god mr. Jimmy Jim flat bush fraglin david dav rubin said scratch my back now I have aids that is crazy 2002 style homophobia that's not even funny bro come on it's such a fucking late 90s early 2000s form of like gay people say Jordan no Jordan it is Jordan coded I think that whole he's racist all of the second I said that picture of Michael Jordan hug in the dick to Jordan eat oh yeah I appreciate that oh he just said heinous I was hoping that he would uh oh you know but that he he almost ended it Photoshop I'm also gonna say that to him now oh you're gonna guess I was I was I was hoping that he would uh record set the phone up and record himself with his eyes going like oh woo go oh woo go and uh and jerk it off real quick and then uh going onto the camera and shutting it off and not editing out the beginning and end of it out I like that

2:53:27so they him awkwardly walking away from the camera and then walking up to it to shut it down that's good flat push franklin uh oh I read that already you are morally obligated to rape flock employees I mean relax a little bit employees seems a little yeah that's right the camera a bit that's a bit hot you can fuck the cameras I guess if you want that's not have don't have a really high definition photo of your penis yeah yeah that would be cool to come on the cameras on the lenses that's crazy like someone the thingy yeah for the hangout or shooter damn there are some of those guys out there especially uh the edge all day you're like I'm passed I've never ever for the center of regard is 38 feet I don't know how you're that's crazy I've definitely come on my ceiling with that if you look over here to the corner is a fucking select it's just still there I've heard some torres stories about ceiling cameras and I'm like you guys are that's too much PSI yeah be careful that's dangerous because couldn't that revert back into your balls and like

2:54:29explode your balls no no it's just one big that's not that words that's so insane that is like that's something you can't talk about a human body could go backwards dude my dude my cousin had an experience where he was like he was with his girlfriend and he was jerking off in her face and she put her finger in his peel but he's got his balls off he said he said what's up doc and they turned to find out that it was just freaking what you go as bugs money he was just trying to fucking bugs but the whole time it's not even the bugs but he's just a ravidy named the bugs is a real photo realistic gravity a bug and then I'll say Jordan just say you'll Chris send me this 15 minutes ago you

2:55:31think I'm gay or something when he keeps sending me this so I said back to him yeah no I said I said something perfect I said I'm a perfect response hey give me what's the response it's a you know that old video that PSA video of all the kids say calling I can make you find the kids being gay it's like gay gay homo yeah f-word I sent him that nice ones I have that video saved I think three times could you ask him real quick ask him to send a side profile picture of him looks like he's crying leaning on something can you tell him asking that after he's already seen the image there's like zero transfer hey look at this also can you do that pose exactly I want to see something oh he says we're no reason he said just the only way to day like give it like plausible someone I don't like that I can't I don't like enough to do that to them well

2:56:34like someone it's got to be a real person it's got to be a real person I think I don't think Jordan fits it quite enough he's not home before we can effort to really bother it oh yeah no it doesn't bother like I just just just playing into it I want to see if he'll actually even though he knows what's gonna happen will he comply he knows is coming because I absolutely am going to shop him in that's crazy someone holding someone holding a penis like that is so big it's so big it's under this under okay this is a girl all right a penis gate to Kila make our juice telling your children not to ride my train star coffee the other vtuber Chris is a little sweeties little anal butter boy putting analog cigarettes out on robot dogs you start Vader's burned syngy penis hmm I really is there anymore looks like team rockets jacking off again nice hummus the plane engine correct the Canadian sacred has sacred I like by the

2:57:43way I like hummus the plane engine because it's like it's so ignorant yeah yeah yeah you know it's like it's it's like there's a video I saw recently of like some dude and it's like he's like going through pictures of GTA I think and he's going through some of the characters and it's a picture of like Franklin and what's the what's the guy's name the guy with the that his friend Franklin Lamar I think that's correct I saw that dude and and and somebody was like they look like key and peel and and the screamer is like I'm not gonna do that that's like that's like a white person experiencing their second pair of black people ever getting real key and peel vibes from this one of them's not even bold they don't even remotely look like he and peel like they actually look probably I don't want to say the furthest from them that a black person could possibly look but it's like it's on that side of the spectrum we're like they don't look similar in all people are both light skin black people yeah yeah he's on it particularly like he can he can looks like a lot of

2:58:49other ethnic groups particularly North African I thought he was I thought he was he could be in the Hispanic oh he looks Hispanic actually yeah I think I have a cousin who looks like that he's got like dumb hair but like he looks like that he he reminded me I thought like yeah that Hispanic or possibly North African I just I was like he could be from anywhere he has that type of thing he does he looks like that like I don't know kind of grow people the only thing he couldn't I don't know if there's anything he couldn't be actually right maybe maybe Chinese yeah maybe yeah like like yeah that type of Asian yeah literally said that Mick looks like him but if Mick was if if if if never mind okay you've taken a double the words if you took Mick's Asian half a way and added black that would be him that's crazy a lot of work still it's like it's like oh Mick was black that'd be him I'm like all right honey Craig the Canadian such a classic you know sacred has picture comments but snark tank doesn't yeah fine

2:59:51I know I know I know how to do that I don't care to do that he's the last thing you need as an audience is more reasons to spam the questions I was just hoping that we'd find some interesting photos like maybe more hulks with the skip roping good this is the thing like the the photos that we would get our photos that we couldn't show on the show anyway so it's like it's that's probably that's good point I'll just hit a video a picture of someone gaping her ass how as much as they could well yeah if they do that the they do the beans on their arms like it's your boy Shawnee D. Ray P. Parsons act rock is a true goody guy finished to Elden Ring moving into Sekiro imagine my profile picture ending up in a textbook I can't even zoom in the farm what is this Benjamin Netanyahu is that literally just Benjamin Netanyahu that's cool I guess oh it's oh it's he's curkified oh perfect all right I love it breaking news US Senator

3:00:56to Lich McConnell has obtained both the eye and hand to Vecta it's EFOC and it's funny Charles entertainment Kirk Dick so dirty they call me Richard Nixon Kremlin to Gremlin Dominican Bruce Wayne Minobot Fapi Minobot my mom loves guys comment anal sex that's why I'm like I am because I am like her new X-Men 97 season is so peak I forgot to jerk it to rogue evil queen be like we we will we will Gabe Swing what not hot swing yeah they're gonna rape you they're gonna rape you as with the joke is um anyway I don't think I deserve that well I mean this isn't real I know sorry that's something like you're trying to comfort him this isn't real don't worry it's nothing's gonna happen what are you looking at what you find I I'm starting to question whether the the the DLSS five that I'm seeing examples of

3:01:56I'm starting to question now because the one that I'm seeing a new Vegas I'm like I don't think this is real this looks way too fucked up I don't like there's no way this is real some of them are real a lot of them a lot dude I've seen some pretty fucked up examples that are real but there's some with like Charlie Kirk in them it's like brother this is not what DLSS is doing oh put Charlie Kirk and I put Charlie Kirk and fucking as Nico Bellic oh I'm seeing like just literally I just saw that right now a fucking a a fucking Kirk of fallout oh is that is that the is that the lot of guy today's my lucky day oh my god which slave 583 guys I think my hand and dick are a lesbian couple that is so dumb the papini bros hoping that hidio could you make us a voice in the last episode of smiling friends don't doggerson dixon but's pp willy wanker and the piss factory thanks for listening to the inseparable coastal elite bag has please fuck me gain hard new 4 to 15 lesbian

3:03:00lions fan in Detroit triple whammy Charles entertainment Kirk there's somebody charlie under tamer grub that's excellent it's a good one man it's not bad ghost pussy yes or no and I guess I mean I tried no I tried I mean I mean I would I'm not above that at all like a ghost I'm I'm I'm hot I want to I don't want to nut and I nut his falls on the floor somewhere and I got clean up but I mean whatever okay half of the half of the point about having a partner is being able to nut on something I don't have to clean up afterwards good point what do you mean you don't never mind I don't clean up clean up I mean that's crazy you just leave them there to fend for themselves fill them up and you know you don't fill up the gas and then fucking stuff is I just see that I'm not patient so I just feel something

3:04:01I'm terrified I'm never coming back I'm never coming back like yo dude he I'm someone to get to gas and they suck it all out walks off unbothered no change in his physique John Strickland saws the first church of key David presents 10 inches goops Mackenzie pre-raz swing the type of guy to say thanks after sex thanks am I that's so crazy I have never once even thought to thank a person I've said ill-decker or not takes then speaks like if xqc read a few books Trump bragging his towers now the tallest on 9-11 oh yeah actually didn't happen that's good yeah and incorrect literally wrong literally wrong it's insane fucking so stupid the into the curkiverse uh chairman lamau that's dumb mucky mucky monastery Gucci gang my

3:05:08Gucci's gangrene post part of depression makes me say the n-word oh nice dude I mean that Lindsay Clancy thing is like it is a wake up call man because uh you can just kind of get away with anything now I mean chill uh maybe maybe not right now maybe not right now she's gonna get fucked in the ass she got lucky with this one yeah I think that situation is crazy and I think cringe post I've ever made every bad video I've ever made I didn't do that that was my post part of depression yeah that wasn't me I want to do this like for anything I think that's like a very serious thing that like it that it's like again the internet is not helping it at all at all I think that's a super serious conversation course but it's also like like how how complicated is it real I feel like people overcomplicate it purposely it's purposefully yes yes people should be getting better health for mental health no it doesn't give you fucking free reign to spread also do something she did something crazy that you know the point of no return

3:06:08crazy even regardless of the actual situation it was and it's not like loony binge she literally doesn't know where she is right now and she can't stand trial that's already enough right there's literally nothing else to discuss other than if you want to talk about the mental health side of things but as far as guilt I'm like there's not much to discuss yeah the fucking you discuss that more conversation was so insane to me when I was about to use this like well you can have empathy for it's like well sure you can have everything for people going through mental health crisis it doesn't mean you fucking let them go yeah I think that's the two ways it needs to be taken like that needs to be taken off screens that's not a helpful on screen conversation because it's leading to people that just want to incite more division to fucking say dumb shit media is this like another one of those things for me where it's like I'm not gonna entertain this I'm sorry I mean yeah but it's also just crazy oh 100 percent it's not just like oh they're because I did see see people talk about like how it's like oh this is just a distraction it's like I mean like in a broad sense I guess it is but like this is it orchestrated and like like this is just how people are

3:07:10this is the fucking government this is just the media found another cash cow like this is this is like oh great this is great to talk about oh my I guess this one did not because I saw like I watched a long crying network every once in a while and I was reading this before blew up on anything and I was like oh it's fucked up and I briefly mentioned it too when I get on the show when I started gaining traction and that's as much as I cared enough to say about it I was just like I don't really I didn't see it catching on the way it did but then I was like I'm stupid I'm I forget what normies are normally attracted to yeah and like the case the Anthony was so big for me it's just sad it's just entirely sad it's funny though watching people watching the women go to the go to the rally or whatever with their with their babies so fucking crazy for me it's just sad this is a sad situation and everyone everyone involved is like these are like heart for me yeah yeah yeah who's left to be heard even ain't you hear about that great that copy's been hear about that copy catch it she fucking uh

3:08:10she hang their fucking son she got interested in this case and she's are you serious I'm not even kidding we're not kidding you see what I mean do you see the words do you see how literally what I said is true yeah I gotta get out of the way what I said is a word true like yo let me say something let me say this real a real quick real earnest I'm being serious here shout out to my mom for not killing me for real I didn't realize part of this something that most people wanted to do part of this fucking horrifying dude I saw it in my sister when she had her first kid and I was a little and I was like she's not all right yeah but what did she do does she like dribble it no no do she told me about when she got older she was like I hated what she did to my body and that's real because it's violent and horrible it's it's it's I think I think two things that's crazy two things about like because the no absolutely and here's the thing when it comes to women uh people they don't get proper they don't get probably medicated so here's two things yeah it's true it within pregnancy there are psychological medication you should probably

3:09:12get as an option you should probably just have that on deck to use if needed same thing what happens when you go through menopause women don't get treated for that either when they just an easy hormone and balanced to fix through fucking medication through uh through drugs it's a very easy thing but instead they just suffer through it like it just just have to go through it well the the thing is that they also don't have the mental health work to be able to acknowledge like hey you don't have the intelligence about your body enough it's it's really sad yeah oh that's it that's it close in the door behind the white strangling that shielder in it I'm always killing my babies because they make me say is that a bloodborne nigga what is that no it's daydream oh that was fun yeah it's our my my my our kids are saying now get me that over Derek and Chris that's you're definitely trying to eat this arm so upset dude

3:10:15can you go to bleak falls barrow I mean I mean I drag and claw tell us but you would definitely try to eat everything in Skyrim like you would try to eat a dragon you would get killed you'd ask your rag doll I think it's swiped once he would you would kill a dragon he tried to eat and you would doorbelly he would snap at you he would be he well you know I needed that I needed that dragon where's the tomorrow you would run into him on the side of the road sawing the foot off of a dead giant I'm building I'm building giant stew I'm building a giant stew you see you see that video where you talked about not having a gag reflex yeah I'm just like what his dude is fucking he's just he's a freak he's a little just a free they got to swallow all the road kill he eats whole he can literally unhinges jaws like a fucking snake there's nothing like a laser it takes a shot off laser on his tummy and each

3:11:15thing without chewing it this guy's a fucking suck he does that he does that thing that birds do where you're like he uses like physics that I love he just unhinges dawn wiggling a little bit as he eats a thing it's way more efficient than a fucking knife like I yeah all my I had all my teeth are placed with soft membrane I can't chew anymore I'll be I'll be steps into a bear trap that's it and probably he has our hour he chewed himself out and then he fucking reattached his leg or something with the his feet might have used my meth I'm like okay we've we've this clown's been

3:12:19here before but then it's like hey who's in who's in charge of health that is a worse thing yeah yeah Bernie Sanders was tripping during that trial he was tripped I've never seen him that active before you stupid what is going on this guy's an idiot well how about that dumb cunt that's a you know one of the senators that's like oh I'm a physician and you know he's dealt with vaccine so he was like concerned still they fucking he still votes from and then red later is talking that shit about him again I'm like I you need to be killed the I'm I am so serious about this that you were concerned about them they twisted your arm they whipped you in the place to vote for him and then you stroke him playing about him like I'm like no fuck you it really is you don't get to do that ship do you need to lose your position that it needs to be so it needs to be that fat literally that quick it needs to be like all right you did something like this you still you there's nothing for me like look I understand my enemy is my enemy my I know you're my villain you're a villain I know you're against me there is nothing worse than a coward that falls by the wayside

3:13:22when he's mad with opposition like that like they're dick shot you should literally you should literally just be not allowed to play the same game with the stick off dude that's that's you have to leave you get your stuff you go on a plane and you leave right now that's it you leave before you get your your your your balls exploded we will explode your balls for it she'll like that if you stay here you are sent to property you can't property you can you can you you can eat it you can eat it like a you can eat a handful of fries while you're working at McDonald's and get potentially fired while you're working you know you just steal some from there and then if you do some like this you can't you uh you got to um the president can lead to wars kill people real rapist be best friends with a pedophiles your crimes and you're not having been slowly your crimes have been thoroughly listed for the jury and we've all decided that we're going to solder your penis shut so that you your balls explode that's not even enough bro there's not even

3:14:23enough I like that like the idea holding like trying to not piss for the longest time like how long could you last like it just like oh no you know it's coming eventually that first piece your balls gonna explode it's over there's no what a five star is no it's it's literally when you open hand slap someone's back but a girl has to go to you oh it's like all right you got it you got it like we're gonna gotta five star you like that if you if you make if you make any noise after hit it doesn't again you make a single sound you gotta get you gotta get hit and you gotta get hit and then smile and do a dance afterwards and it better be it better be fluid hey this is just reverse Diablo happy Kirk of Versailles from turning pale USA games that would be improved by a Hulk boss fight not many happy Kirk of Versailles to all those to celebrate sour on mommy dummy the

3:15:23brainworm begging for the release from its prison mitt loop sorry miss Jackson a theory and has the past because he took a lot of his hard ass progerian hunter has officially has a daughter frying bake with my shirt off the original Charles entertainment Kirk all hands on dick may from and rounding out our list as always the king of haphazard yeah magnificent magnificent somebody might go cool and a resident will for if you move in matter is he just like regularly but this is the ghost no no it's definitely like from I don't know which game this is from or is he tripping I don't know like what what he teleport he did the bucket instant transmission I don't know like what this is from I don't that is resident before yeah but like the model of Goku that's 10k itchy yeah I'm assuming I'm assuming that's post just beat Frieza let me look at it closer because I

3:16:25want to make sure that it's because I mean I would imagine it's probably sparking zero right I mean oh maybe yeah that makes sense I'm talking about the design this picture this guy how gonna stick is amazing all right I'll all right we'll see you next time remember patreon to on the council system thinking go over there uh join us toss us a buck and uh yeah we'll see you next time the

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