489 - Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam

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RIP to those pilots at LaGuardia, you know, everybody's tagging me going, you called it,

which is not exactly, that's not my goal here is to call air disasters before they happen,

but I will say that I've been flying a long time and I've been paying attention to travel.

And there's been a lot of near misses and I've never felt less safe sitting on a tarmac,

waiting to take off. I have never personally felt less safe. I think there are too many people

out flying. I don't know where everyone's going. And I'm not trying, I'm not saying like people

shouldn't be allowed to go anywhere. I'm just saying the demand and the fact that the system

is seems to be at a breaking point inevitably things like this are going to happen, but I,

you know, I don't like that. You called it. I'm like, all right, it's people dying.

People losing their life. People that were injured, LaGuardia is a terrible airport.

If you don't know LaGuardia, it's a little, is it one runway? It's two runways.

It's, it's not international. It's a domestic New York City airport. The runways are not long

enough to land, you know, Airbus A380s and stuff coming in from Qatar, Dubai, London.

So you're, it's, it's flights from Chicago. And it's this little airport and it is incredibly

busy. You go right over Rikers Island. It's like right next to Rikers Island, the big jail

complex and then you land and then a fire truck, you know, and then you're killed.

And this is a terrible tragedy and it's a horrible thing and this is unfortunately

indicative of a, of a broken system. Air Canada, which by the way is a pretty safe airline,

right? Air Canada, they're not going. You don't hear problems with Air Canada a lot.

So by the way, RIP to those two pilots and truly, you know, I got some attention for telling

people to stay home, but I'll be very honest with you. I think now you, you, you really have to

think about traveling and think about the necessity at the moment of, of, of do you need to go

to the place? It do you need to go there? You know, or can we wait? Can we push it off?

Can we delay it? Can we do it next year? And the answer to a lot of those questions will be yes.

And then you're sitting on your couch and you're okay. And that's all I'm saying. If you have

to go places as I often do, you gotta go. You gotta go. You gotta go. But if you don't and it's

it all possible to put the trip off, I don't know. I might. Do you need to see your sister

in Fort Lauderdale? Do you need to pick up a phone? Half the, you get down there. Half the time

is travel. Then you actually get down there. And then you sit there with your sister and a husband

and you go, what are we doing? You go to some steakhouse. It's like mid,

some mid here. You know what I mean? You're sitting at a steakhouse in Boca and you go, I hope when

we take off tomorrow and land at LaGuardia Airport, the fire truck doesn't drive on to the runway

so that I could sit here and eat truffle mac and cheese and listen to your sister's mouth.

Amy Polar doing very well in the charts. Good for Amy Polar. Winner of Best Podcast Award,

obviously, at the Golden Globes. What's funny, it's a little funny story that I find to be amusing.

And that's why I'm telling it. I've never met Amy Polar. I think she's brilliant. She has a

podcast and she sent my producer an email saying that she wanted me on the podcast, which like

immediately I was like, wait a minute, something's a rye. And this again, it's just one of the

funnier stories of what's happening right now in Los Angeles because as you know, Los Angeles

is cratering and many of the people who live here are not working and you know, you get it. We've

gone over it. So apparently this email that I got, which I'm going to read you right now,

let's start with the email. Let's actually read this email. A candid conversation on comedy and

culture. So someone sends this email greetings, Tim. I hope this finds you well. My name is Julia

and I handle guest bookings for Amy Polar host of the Good Hang podcast on this. So immediately,

I'm like, wait, what? This is not to say anything bad about Amy Polar. She has like Viola Davis on

right in Ariana Grande. It's like a different thing. It's a different thing. Like I don't think,

right? On the show, Amy has real heartfelt conversations with people who are making a meaningful

impact through their work and life. Now I've listened to the show. Most of it is her asking these

celebrities what time they go to sleep and there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong

with that. But mode, a lot of it does seem to be that how much water do you drink when you go to

sleep? Hey, whatever. Get the money. I have a ton of respect for her comedically in other avenues.

But I've listened to it and it's Ariana Grande comes in and she's a little listless and they come in

and they hit her with little protein. She wakes back up. We would love to invite you to join

her for an upcoming episode. Our listeners truly value honesty, growth, and authentic perspectives.

Now, so immediately we get this email. My producer of me get this email. We're sitting there

we're kind of like dumbfounded because the beginning we're kind of taken in by it. We kind of believe

it, right? Our listeners value honesty, growth, and authentic perspectives and your voice as a

comedian and podcaster with sharp take on culture and modern life would make for an engaging and

memorable conversation. Now, by the way, in my head, I'm going, why in God's name would she want

this? Why would she want like a guy who might say something to ruffle feathers or what at like?

She's got a list talent. They're brilliant. Like go and get Meryl Streep. Why? What is this? I have

nothing to do with this. So, so if this sounds like something you'd enjoy, I'd be glad to coordinate

next steps to find a time that works best for you. Okay, so here's the great part of the email,

right? We also offer competitive compensation in recognition of your time in participation.

So now we read this. Me and my producer read it. We don't think anything of it. This is how

out to lunch I am. I don't think anything of the fact that after this whole email which glazes me

is this guy that a sharp takes on the cultural climate that are badly needed over at good hang,

okay? Which is by the way, like the last thing they need is that that they're shows doing great

because it has a great formula that works. Jonathan Graf comes on or another celebrity and then she

asks them if they're lactose intolerant or it's fought. It's a great thing that works for everyone.

So why in God's name are you going to have me screaming about Iran or something? It makes no sense.

No sense at all. And I like, I don't think she has, it's a good show. Like it's a laid-back

relax show and she gets icons and she's like a comedic icon truly. I think Amy Polar's like legit,

legit, legit. You know what I mean? Is she the greatest podcast? Who knows? Maybe not, maybe not.

I don't know. I don't know. It's too soon to tell. But she brings these people on. She asks them

what temperature do you like your water? You like it? Some people say cold water is not good for you.

And then the celebrity goes, well, I actually, I used to do cold. Now I do kind of a warmer

water mixed temperature water. So it's interesting. It's fascinating. Now, so they write this email.

We also offer competitive compensation in recognition of your time and participation.

If this sounds like something you'd enjoy, I'd be glad to coordinate the next step and find the

time that would work for you. Now, this looks legit. They have the thing of the show.

The whole thing is there. They have the logo of the show. It looks like a real episode, right?

So I call a few people that are like in the world of whatever. And I go,

do you think it's possible that Amy Poe wants me on her show? And they go, you know, maybe.

And I go, really? They go, yeah, you know, she's in the podcasting space. This is that people

in Los Angeles talk. They go, you're in the space. She's in the space. It's very possible.

And I go, really? Like it's, I'm like, do you think this is legit? They go, yeah, yeah, very

possibly. So then I call my manager, because I have the same manager as Amy Poe. So one thing

I will say about my manager is that I respected. He's honest. He's usually like touring a horse farm

or in Thailand. But he is honest. He'll answer his phone and he'll tell you exactly where he is.

He said, come and to walk me my wife. We're thinking about buying a volcano. And what do you think

about volcano? I was like, I don't know. They seem volatile. He goes, right. That's what I thought.

But I said, do you think Amy Poe wants me on her show? And he goes, oh, I don't think so.

And immediately, because it's called, by the way, of course.

So then he goes, send me the email. He goes, let me tell you what's been happening.

Let me tell you what's been happening. Because this is one of the funniest stories.

He goes, this is a scam email that's been going out to a bunch of people. And so many people are

angry because they think they're booked on Amy Poe's show. And this is a scam email.

And he goes, does it say anything about compensation? And we get the email up and go, yeah, yeah.

Quote, we also offer competitive compensation in recognition of your time and participation.

He goes, the next email is you send your bank info.

The next email is you send your banking information to whoever is doing it.

By the way, what a hilarious, brilliant scam. And I get Amy has nothing to do with it.

But somebody decided that this would be a fun scam to just reach out to you.

And I'm sure, and here's what's sad about this. This is being emailed to people that are so excited

to get booked on this show because of the state of LA right now and how these people haven't worked

in a while. And you know, but they still have a home and like, you know, they, they, they're paying

a mortgage, but they're looking at the money in the bank, you know, the hour glasses turned over

and it's getting less and less every month. And, you know, so there's definitely, and because my

manager told me, because yeah, there are people calling in going, we're, we're really excited about

this. And, and they're not no one booked them on the show. Because again, she's got like a list

people on the, she doesn't want me on the show. And by the way, if I ran her show, I'd go,

you don't have that guy. What is that? What do you, what do you need an alternative take on you

crane? What is this? You're a comedic legend. Talk to my ol' adavis, whatever.

But what's been happening is this email is going to guys who like haven't worked in years.

And they're telling their families, you know, your father got booked on Amy Polar's podcast today.

Like the mother is saying that like they're all having dinner and in scene out. And the mother is

going, you know, your, your, your father, your father who not only just did a guest starring role in

the pit, okay. He was on that gurney. He now, he's Amy Polar just reached out. And the kids are like,

whoa, dad, that's fucking awesome. And he goes, you know, I met Amy years ago. I met Amy years ago.

And we had a nice little conversation. But I cannot believe that she has followed me and

watched me on this show. And the wife says to him, I told, did I not tell you that something

was going to happen out of nowhere. And you were going to kind of get back into this thing.

And he goes, she goes, this is what's going to, you're going to go on that show.

You're going to be charming. You're going to be one of the good guys. You're going to show people

that there's good guys in this town. And you go on there and, and he's going to go, I can't believe

it. You know, when I got that email, I didn't even, I didn't even know this woman knew I existed.

So then they sent him to follow up email. We'll put in your bank information.

So then I mean like three days later, they're sitting in and seeing how having dinner again.

And the kids are there. And the kids are like, mom and dad, what's wrong? And then the mother goes,

well, apparently, the Amy Polar podcast email your father got was a scam. And your father put

our bank account information in because they told him they were going to pay him $1,500 to do

this podcast. So now we've a lot of the money out of our bag was cleared out. They've frozen our

accounts. And we're having real issues right now. I thought the father goes, I thought it was

weird. I hadn't spoken or in so, so that's what's happening right now. So if you get an email from

the Tim Dylan show, the show without guests, don't give anyone your bank account information.

But there's nothing fun. By the way, there's nothing funnier than a guy having to explain to

his wife that their accounts are frozen because he fell prey to the good hang podcast email scam.

Nothing back. There's nothing better. Like they call like they call her management company.

They're like, we're so excited. We're just trying to get, you know, we got the email. We're ready

to go whenever you guys are and they're like, who the hell are you? You talking about the email.

What are you nuts? Amy's not talking to you. She's trying to force feed Ariana Grande a meatball

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Melania Trump up and she's with Sarah Netanyahu, Benjamin Netanyahu's wife, who I don't know I've

never met but seems lovely. The whole family seems lovely. And the Netanyahu seemed like a lovely

family. Am I wrong? They just seem good at the core. It's my guess. Sometimes I'm wrong but I

have these reads. Now Melania Trump and Sarah Netanyahu and and Brigitte McCrone, big daddy Brigitte

are they're introducing humanoid robots. So here, take a look at this. Take a look at this,

everybody. Here we are. By the way, stop this for a minute. Imagine watching this and thinking

going on Good Hang is going to save you. Imagine sitting in your house, watching this and then

getting that email and going, well, at least, all right, keep going.

Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Here's what I like about Melania. Stop this for a minute. Here's what

I like about Melania. You know, we recapped her movie on the Patreon, which is, again, it's

completely insane. The film. Most of it is just her heel getting out of a G5. Jack, you just

see the heel. Hit the tarmac. But what I like about Melania is Melania doesn't want to do a lot

as a first lady, but what she does, she's into. Like she's into this. Now what she's doing here and

I'm for this is she's getting involved in replacing human teachers with these robots and

for the third world. This is what she's been up to. Everyone goes what she's been up to.

Well, she's part of this program. Now where they're going to replace teachers, human teachers,

who like, you know, they get sick, they need payment, we're going to get them out.

And then kind of use these humanoid robots to work in the third world. But by the way,

go back to the, I want to see the walk out again. I need to see the walk out again. I can't just,

I can't just, I can't just let this go on an unnoticed here. But she's a mob, Melania's a mob.

And Melania's looking at the humanoid ghost. They don't have it. The humanoid doesn't have it yet.

Melania's like you're not replacing me. Wow, this is a beautiful moment for our civilization.

And then there's Brigade.

These are all the world leaders, the female world leaders or the female, or the wives of the leaders,

or husbands, or whatever, undefined.

Thank you, First Lady Melania Trump for inviting me to the White House.

It is an honor to be at fostering the future together as global coalition in inaugural meeting.

Perfect. I'm figure three, a humanoid built in the United States of America.

That's right. I am grateful to be part of this historic movement to empower children with

technology and education. Welcome, the eminido, Yoko So, the end of the news.

Hold on for a minute. Isn't this going to scare the kids in the third world because they have

almost nothing over there, right? It seems interesting that we would just send a bunch of robots to

the third world and think that the people, because they, the third world, they still believe in

witches and stuff. I mean, it's not like they even have like play stations, right? I mean, we're

just sending, so it's odd to just send humanoid robots over to the third world and just imagine

that they'll be like universally accepted and loved. One would imagine that people in the third

world, especially children, maybe the children in the third world will think it's cool.

You know, I don't know because they always seem happy, the kids over there, you know,

from what I, you know, obviously there are problems in the third world, obviously.

But maybe the kids are going to be okay with it, but a lot of people I think are going to,

because by the way, I'm looking at comments from America in the first world and people

they don't love this. What people elected Trump for was what they elect most presidents for,

which is their pocketbook. It's prosperity. It's the having some extra money in the pocket. It's

having some disposable income. It's being able to maintain a standard of living. They elected

Trump because they felt they were losing ground and they wanted to regain some ground and they

wanted and they thought too many of the government resources were going to immigrants that had just

got here and that maybe the federal workforce was too vast and that too many government resources

were going to foreign wars and those are perfectly reasonable reasons to elect somebody. By the

way, however, what you've gotten is a ton of government resources going to a foreign war and

you've gotten a lot of government resources being poured into these AI programs and robotics programs

that will only seemingly make people's lives in the near term harder because they're going to lose

their job if any of these people are to be believed and they're going to have less money and

less security because of these things. So a lot of people are not happy a little over a year

into the Trump presidency to see the first lady walk out with a humanoid robot. But let's continue

to hear the robot out because I've never been for not letting people speak. Let's go.

Let's go pro. So now what the robot is doing, by the way, in every different language is saying the

word kill. Dobry dosley, thank you. Now let's talk, let's go to the video you were at where you're

where Melania is speaking about the benefits of these humanoid robots to come in and teach children

in the third world. Imagine a humanoid educator named Plato. Access to the classical studies

is now instantaneous. Literature, science, art, philosophy, mathematics, and history. Humanities

entire corpus. By the way, stop it for a minute. It's maybe the most globalist administration,

human history. The idea that you're going to send humanoid robots all over the world is the most

hilarious thing. I mean, if you elected these people to do anything for America, like anything,

like one thing, the idea that there's money being spent to build these robots that you're not

even going to help you. We're going to ship them to the third world. I'm not even saying you

should want robots per se, but this is one of the most hilarious things I've ever said. Let's

keep listening. Is available in the comfort of your home. Plato will provide a personalized

experience adoptive to the needs of each student. Plato is always patient and always available.

Predictively, our children with developed deep critical thinking and independent reasoning

abilities. The AI-powered Plato will boost analytic skills and problem solving and adopt in real

time to a student space, prior knowledge, and even emotional state. The byproduct, a more well-rounded

lifestyle for our children, freeing up time for being with friends, playing sports, and developing

interest beyond school. A more complete person, but as discussed yesterday. So, by the way,

instead of sending your kids to school, there's going to be a robot called Plato who's going to come

to your house. That's kind of what she said, right? She's like, it's in the comfort of your own home.

We're going to send a robot to your house and the robot will handle the kid.

So, how does this work? Because I imagine by that time you've also lost your job to AI.

So a robot comes in now. By the way, what are they even teaching the kids at that point?

There's nothing left to do. But in this world, apparently you're sitting in your room on some drug

that makes you not feel anything. Some GLP1 that has adapted like the seventh generation of it

were not only do you not want to eat, you don't even want to get out of bed, you don't want to go

anywhere. And then you just press a button on an iPad to let the robot in who teaches your children

how to be a person? I mean, that's kind of what she's pitching. She's pitching the idea that

a robot named Plato is going to come to your house. Can you run it back to the beginning of this?

Maybe we're misunderstanding it, but from where I stand, she's saying that robots are going to

come to your home? Hold on. From the beginning, please. Alanya Trump.

Imagine a humanoid educator named Plato. Access to the classical studies is now

instantaneous. Literature, science, art, philosophy, mathematics, and history. Humanity's entire

corpus of information is available in the comfort of your home. Plato will provide a personalized

experience, adoptive to the needs of each student. So maybe Plato is still in the classroom.

We don't know. It's weird. It's hard to understand what they mean because she said it's

all available in the comfort of your home. So I don't know if that means Plato the robot goes to your

home or it is, how are you reading this? Do you think Plato comes to the home or Plato is in a school?

I think to the home. That's what she's saying. She's saying Plato, the robot goes to your home.

Yes. Now, it doesn't, here's the way I'm taking it. Does it matter if you want Plato to come?

Like Plato's coming. That's the way I'm, now I don't think Plato is, here's the other thing.

I don't think Plato's just there to teach the kids. If I had to guess,

Plato's got a lot of skills and Plato's going to really help you and help your family,

kind of whether you like it or not, Plato is showing up. So Plato is, imagine a humanoid robot named

Plato who comes to your house every day and tells your kids what's the reality. Imagine the robot,

humanoid robot, with all of the knowledge, philosophies and all of the knowledge and music and art

and history and Plato comes to your home every day and teaches your children in the living room.

And Plato is there with your children and if Plato will adapt to your children and their behavior

and Plato will sit them down and he'll tell them whether you're being anti-Semitic

and Plato has no tolerance. Imagine a humanoid robot Plato who has no tolerance for bad behavior

or any type of anti-Semitism. Don't criticize what the government does. Imagine a humanoid robot

named Plato who comes to your home every day and tells you the government loves you.

He tells your children that the government loves them. Let's finish her here. Let's finish her.

Maybe it's going to be good. Melania Trump, let's hear the rest of this.

And always available.

Predictively, our children we develop deep critical thinking.

Yes, that's what we do.

Independent reasoning abilities.

That's what we want.

The AI-powered Plato will boost analytic skills and problem solving and adopt in real time

to a student's pace, prior knowledge and even emotional state.

That's right. Better not act up.

The byproduct, a more well-rounded lifestyle for our children.

Fring up time for being with friends.

How is this a more well-rounded lifestyle? How is having a robot?

Teach you things more well-rounded than having a human being do it.

No one's explained that.

How is having a humanoid robot teaching your children,

freeing them up to have a more well-rounded lifestyle?

It's the craziest and the robot will teach your children and it will give them time

to be free and to model and to have a well-rounded lifestyle and to play tennis and pump each.

All right, keep up.

And developing interest beyond school.

A more complete person.

But as discussed yesterday, we must balance our tech optimism with caution.

Yes.

The safety of our next generation is always paramount.

That's why we're drafting them.

Knowledge is the foundation of civilization.

Is it?

But although academia is interesting, business is compelling.

For real growth in technology and education, I encourage you to bring the private and public

sector worlds together.

All right, Melania Trump, everyone saying that a humanoid robot named Plato will soon be

at your house teaching your children.

So if you voted for that, you're very excited.

If that's what you wanted, again, if that was something that you wanted,

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It's more alarming.

There are serious allegations coming out

that the app may have tracked your precise location

and shared it with third party companies without your consent.

And those companies may have improperly used the information

for their own commercial purposes.

This is a big fucking deal.

This is a big deal.

Thank God my mother's dead.

If my mother were alive to see this,

let me tell you right now, if I had to explain to my mother

that DoorDash shared her precise location

with the third party without her expressed consent,

she'd be so fucked up over that

that I'm glad she's dead.

I look at people with happy mothers and happy families

and that seems nice too.

But they have to go and explain this to their mother

and say, Mom, get in here.

Remember when I ordered that those gyros?

Well, DoorDash shared the exact location.

Not to a rough estimate exactly where we are

with the third party vendor.

And when I see the people are doing that,

I'm glad my mother's in the ground.

So I don't have to explain to her what the hell we've created

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Let's check in on the Iran War because by the way,

I keep getting whiplash.

They're like the wars over and then they're like

another rare craft carrier is being deployed.

And they're like we're invading Carg Island

and then they're like no, we're not.

So I don't know what the fuck's going on.

I ran, when was this?

I ran rejects.

Is this from this morning?

No.

Oh, this was from Thursday, I believe.

I ran is rejecting the US peace plan.

So I ran, I mean, and maybe something's changed,

but I ran right now is not hip to this peace plan.

I ran once guarantees like you're not going to attack us or blow us up

or Israel, you know, can't, can't fabricate intelligence

that we're doing something we're not.

And I ran, said it rejected a US ceasefire proposal

to maintain the tax on Israel and the Gulf Arab states

delivering a blow to Washington's efforts

to end a war that's wreaked havoc.

But Marco Rubio recently said this thing will be over

in a couple of weeks.

So

Tehran, Tehran has his own conditions for a ceasefire state

owned press TV edit, citing an unnamed senior security official.

I ran once guarantees that the US and Israel won't resume their attacks.

Alongside reparations for war damages and recognition of its authority

over the Straits of Hormuz.

So here's what's basically happening.

Supposedly, back channels in Russia and China have said to Israel,

you cannot nuke them.

If you do it, we're going to nuke you.

This is supposedly what's happening

because everybody is speculated that if it got to a point where Israel couldn't

defend themselves with conventional weapons and they were,

they were getting hit too hard that the possibility was on the table

that they were going to use nuclear weapons.

And supposedly, and again, what do I know?

But it's leaked out and it's in the news.

It's out there that Russia and people like that said,

you cannot nuke a country because again,

Iran is not this isolated country, right?

They have allies, China, Russia.

Like you just can't nuke Iran.

It's not going to happen and you can't do it.

So at this point,

the options, now whether,

whether Israel does it or not,

or whether they listen or whatever,

the US has compiled a 15-point piece proposal,

the Pakistan delivered.

So right now, we have JD Vance negotiating, okay?

JD Vance is negotiating,

Kushner, Whitcoff, Rubio,

Trump somewhat,

and they're all negotiating to end this disastrous war that they started.

So, sounds good.

And Iran doesn't have a huge reason,

obviously other than to, you know,

cease getting blown up because they are getting hit.

I ran right now,

has shown a tremendous ability to withstand

the onslaught of the US and Israel

without their regime collapsing.

And they've shown an amazing ability to hit US bases

and US interests and US allies.

And it's amazed a lot of people.

And Iran has no real reason to negotiate, right?

All the, you know, at the end of the day,

Iran's like, we were attacked.

Now, obviously they have the obvious reason

that nobody wants to be in a war,

but they were attacked.

And many people say that they kind of have the upper hand

at the moment because what is winning even look like?

We're not going to have a new regime.

We're not going to put hundreds of thousands of boots on the ground

and get a lot of people killed.

So, there's no clearly defined mission.

We got into something without any plan or idea of what it would look like.

This is cockamami idea that there was going to be like massive protests in the street

and they were going to overthrow the government.

Once the Agatola was whacked,

apparently whacking this religious leader of Shia Islam during Ramadan has united people.

And there is no

protest where the government's being overthrown.

That doesn't mean that the Iranian government isn't tremendously weakened by this.

I'm sure it is.

But the idea of like a pro-Western government coming in their overnight is silly.

And it's silly and it's based on lies

that we believed and that we were kind of presented by

the Israeli intelligence service.

So, and again, not a conspiracy that is pretty well documented.

Again, these are statements made by the secretary of state,

kind of by the president of the United States.

These are not, you know, the national counterintelligence.

I'm sorry, the national intelligence, the deputy director just resigned and said this.

Now, you know, maybe listen, Joe Kent's probably trying to be the VP or the president.

He has political reasons to say what he's saying.

But I don't know.

It doesn't.

Is he making all of this up?

Is it completely fabricated?

And if it is, bring charges against him.

I mean, we're in the middle of a war.

If he's completely making all of it up,

no, it seems pretty obvious we got hosed a little bit.

We were shown intelligence and the validity of it is in question.

And the idea that the Iranian regime was going to fall

was again, intelligence is that we did not have.

It was given to us.

And we believed it and we launched a war on those pretenses.

And we also launched a war on the pretenses that Iran was trying to kill the president

of the United States.

And that Iran was also very close to having a nuclear bomb.

Essentially that they were enriching weapons grade uranium

way above the level needed for peaceful uses.

And that they're about to have a bomb.

And this was all intelligence that is because I don't think most people understand

what intelligence is.

But we all actually use, it's all, it's the same thing in your life.

Did you hear what Becky said about that?

Did you hear what she said?

Well, actually, what what intelligence is obviously there's

satellite intelligence, there's a lot of high tech

intelligence, which is used in

targeting and everything else and troop movements.

And, you know, we all have some

understanding of that.

But human intelligence, which again, the Masad is amazing at.

And the CIA is pretty damn good at human intelligence where you're

you have people high up in positions in other governments feeding you information

telling you what isn't isn't likely to happen

giving you some type of

actionable intelligence about the state that the Iranian nuclear program is in.

A lot of that is very easily manipulated.

And if you don't believe me, Google Iraq war and yellow cake and uranium and

Saddam Hussein and exactly how.

So a lot of that intelligence is is easily manipulated and it's cherry picked and then

delivered to the president.

And then the president is told, we have this, we have that.

We have this.

And if you make these connections, you can easily see how this can happen.

And we don't want that to happen on your watch.

It's a lot different than a satellite just showing troops

amassing on the border of Ukraine and you go, oh, well, there's going to be a war.

It's it's a little bit more malleable.

So we hope, listen, again, we hope this ends.

We hope people

have their lives.

But if you just zoom out and you look at this,

it's it's it's it's pretty hard to argue that this isn't a death now.

For whatever that Trump coalition was trying to do, whatever deep state nonsense,

they were talking about coming on the heels of the Epstein list, which they won't release the

other half of and then kind of getting in getting into this war.

You know, any any idea that this was a group of people committed to any type of transparency

or it is it's laughable.

It's laughable if you have if you have any kind of brain, which many of you don't.

Many scientists are now being kidnapped.

And we'll go back to that because I do want to see what Putin's doing.

What Vladimir Putin making 760 million a day from oil is war in Iran,

delivers windfall. Well, guess what? Someone's got to win.

Someone's got to win.

Someone's got to win. This is what we do all the time.

We do these things. We supposedly make our enemies richer.

You know, we we embole that we we the it's the opposite of what we want all the time.

We go, we're going to do this and it's going to have a ripple effect.

It's going to and then the ripple effect.

It's like it does the total opposite of what we'd want almost impressively in every avenue across

the board. In every avenue across the board, we go, well, we'll fuck these people watch out.

We're going to fuck them and then all of a sudden everything goes the other way.

We go, oh, we're going to we're going to freeze rush out of the international community

and feed you crane money and weapons so that they can fight this war.

Russia then cozy's up with China.

Russia deepens trading relationships with India and places like Brazil.

Russia turns to our economy into a wartime economy. Now Russia's economy is obviously not

and it's roughly the size of Brazil. It's not an American economy or Chinese economy.

But like, and then we go, oh, we'll just we'll we'll in

we'll whack Iran and then all of a sudden now

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um, they're just disappearing and they all have something to do with the aliens. A chilling pattern

is emerged after a string of US scientists died or went missing in recent months, retired general

William Neil McCaslin 68 and NASA aerospace engineer Monica Jacinto Reza 60 years old were both

major figures in the Air Force research laboratory. The general oversaw Reza's work on creating a

futuristic metal for rocket engines within the span of eight months both have mysteriously

vanished without a trace while allegedly hiking in the Southwest United States. Stop hiking folks.

I've said it before. McCaslin's reported ties to secret UFO programs at Wright Patterson Air Force

base in Ohio and Reza's work with space age technology used for advanced propulsion have led many

to claim without evidence that the pair are fleeing from parties that wish to silence them because

of what they know independent. So here's what this is what people are saying.

Here's the rub. I've never been able to care about aliens and I've tried so many times and I guess

I do like Tim Bertrand who's like Cape dig and Cape dig and there's aliens in the water.

And Tucker says their demons and JD Vance says their demons and whatever and I think they're playing

a little bit to the crowd with that. You know, I think they're playing a little bit. They're playing

the fiddle to the crowd there. Maybe they are demons. I don't really know but they don't.

JD Vance doesn't know what they are either by the way and I love Tucker but Tucker doesn't know.

So are they interdimensional or they would ever but here's what people think these things are.

Well or not these things are here's what people think this whole thing is that there is a secret

get ready race to develop alien technology from craft that has been downed and players in this include

all the major superpowers China Russia us and that we know of many different types of

extraterrestrial or interdimensional or into whatever visitor and that we have been

trying to reverse engineer some of the technology from their crafts in highly

highly classified locations things like area 51 and then places you've never even heard of

Congressman Birchit specifically noted that McCasin's disappearance was a major national security

issue claiming the general not only possess some of America's nuclear secrets but also work with

recovered UFO technology house in Ohio. So this is what right the general had previously led the

Air Force research laboratory at Wright Patterson which was rumored to hold extraterrestrial

degrees from 1947 Roswell UFO crash. So here's what we got we got a bunch of scientists working on

highly classified projects with down UFO craft to try to reverse engineer that technology supposedly

and now they are going disappearing and who is doing it? Is it Chinese people?

Is it the Chinese government? Is it rush? Is it whatever? So now here's what's interesting

about that I had a conversation once in DC many years ago many years ago when I was drinking and

I might start again actually because what is the point? Kidding. Kidding kidding hold on this

is a sobriety like a roller coaster. Now but I might have a cigarette I'll tell you that folks

it's very hard not to have a cigarette. They're what did they do to cigarette? They've just made

cigarettes so unbelievably effective and it's such a problem nothing is effective like a cigarette

like people lie they're like well no it's a good walk in the morning we'll do it. What are you

talking about? I'm not saying you should smoke it's obviously horrible obviously but what

in the God's name are you saying? Well it's a good walk I'll do it in the morning no I take walks

in the morning they're lovely but they're not a cigarette. We're off topic here's the point

I had a conversation in DC once I was drinking I was having a beef eater in and out extra dry

I was visiting my friend there who went to Catholic University or George Washington University I

forgot I think I had a friend of Catholic and a friend of George Washington University and

and I was a loser and I went to Nassau Community College in Long Island and I had dropped out

and I was like the loser and these guys were like in big schools and I felt really like

you know I went down there and I felt like kind of like insecure and I was down I drove my

car down at a Chevy suburban I was in the mortgage thing so I had a Chevy suburban I drove my car

down there and like I was always like trying to make it like Willie Lohman death of a salesman vibe

like trying to make it you know and I had friends down there and they were smug you know smug

DC people you know and not bad people but they were like you know young college like you know people

went you know back in that time in 2004 people you were looked at as a scumbag because you didn't

go to a college a four-year university um and so I remember hanging out with them for

a little while is fun fine and then I remember just going out to some like hotel bar I still love

sitting at hotel bars and getting hammered I still love a hotel bar the people are fun I

you know I don't go anymore but I still like a hotel bar because you get a lot of transient

people and they're very interesting and they kind of want to talk and they're there alone

and they're never going to see you again that's why hookers are always hanging out there and it

can be a lot of fun and a guy said to me we started talking about um the world in politics and whatever

and and at that point I'm trying to remember it was either the election had happened or it was

going to happen but it was like that wasn't really what we were talking about he was talking about

a lot of different things was kind of very interesting and he was kind of an older guy and he was

slow to talk but he was like you know kind of like you know like like friendly but a little standoff

fish and and I remember this this this this very well um and he was talking to me and he goes

they don't want people to own houses so that blew my mind when I was um you know maybe 19

18 or 19 you hear that because by the way you got to remember I'm a mortgage guy at that time

and this guy goes they don't want people to own houses they do they don't want he goes long term

that doesn't serve people owning homes he goes so he goes he said to me he goes everyone's

going to lose all of these houses and I was and I was like I kind of agree with you

people are going to lose and I was losing mine I was like yeah I was about to I hadn't lost it

yet but I could totally understand he goes you know he goes and he goes and they really want

your own cars he goes they want eventually an economy where everybody kind of rants and leases

things he goes because at that point you know people are more easily steered from one thing to the

next is and again I was fastening conversation I was 20 years old 19 years old something like that

and and I said who are these people you know I didn't know you know um I said who are they

these people and he goes he goes it's it's not any one group of people that you could point to

and say like these people you know it's not 12 guys in a room he goes it's a bunch of people you've

no idea who the fuck they are he goes they work very hard to prevent you from knowing who they are

and I said is it like an intelligence agencies and he goes he goes the intelligence agencies

like the CIA and stuff like that he goes they're not at the top of the tier of the intelligence agencies

I go really he goes yeah he goes because you know what they are because you know what the CIA is he

goes there's what levels above that and I thought that was very interesting but he goes no it's not

that he goes it's just he goes you know it doesn't serve a lot of people he goes if you own

your home and you're in you're not in a lot of debt and you you have a lot of there's a lot of

power to that and he goes people are not easily steered in that thing he goes people people want people

loaded up with debt they want them renting and he goes they eventually just don't even want them

to own automobiles he goes they want them to just rent and lease and and it was very interesting

to have this conversation 2004 he goes that's where society is going to be going he goes they don't

want you to he goes full-time work they don't want to have to employ you full-time they don't

have to pay for your health care and they don't have to pay for your retirement this was in 2004

at a bar in Washington D.C. and it's an old guy who wasn't super old and I've never seen before

and he said they don't they're not gonna they don't want to pay for your health care

they don't want to pay for your retirement they don't want he goes they don't want to have to

he goes he goes so in the future you're going to see a society that looks very different

than the one you're in now I had no idea what he meant I went outside and he spoke to cigarette

and I was like that was kind of creepy kind of weird and everything he said by the way it was

100% right I don't know who he is or where he is but when he said to me about the intelligence

agencies he said the ones that you think are the top are not the top because why would they be

the top you know what they are they make movies about them so when we're talking about these

scientists and people like that that are operating at levels above top secret and they're part

of black projects we don't know about and the congress doesn't know about and maybe the president

doesn't know about and supposedly the men and black types shit whatever again this has never

been my beat I don't care that much about aliens I've never cared it's very hard to you know verify

Rogan's done some great episodes with guys like poplars or I just I don't have a huge interest

I'm more interested in the human angle of whatever

but this does seem to be and I am talking to people

not nobody who's like super top secret but I'm talking to smart people who think that there is

something here and these people are disappearing for whatever reason and that it is related to the

things they've been working on and that they've been working on really highly classified projects

because if somebody figures out how to utilize this technology I guess we're fucked

so I don't know right like this is the whole discussion that people are having about this shit

and it's not something that I've ever been fully invested in on an emotional level I just don't

most of it I don't understand I'm not a science guy at all you know

I you know it's like I'll care when they land on the White House lawn Mars attack style and

by JD Vance's head off or something it's going to give us a good YouTube thumbnail but I mean

other than that I don't really know but I do remember that guy telling me it's like these

intelligence agencies that you've heard of are nowhere near the top of the ones

he goes because there's agencies without names there's things that are going on that you don't

know about in the president and he's told me that and he goes to Congress the president don't know about

so I don't know who that guy was another woman tied to US science US scientific secrets vanishes

who's this chick Melissa Cassius has not been seen since June 26 she was an administrative

assistant at Los Alamos National Laboratory her disappearance takes the number of people

from the scientific community potentially holding highly sensitive secrets who've gone missing

her died since June to six both women had worked at facilities with ties to air to retired air force

general you know my glasses so I don't know right so while our husband and daughter have previously

previously suspected the Cassius left over personal and financial struggles

former FBI assistant director Chris Swecker told the Daily Mail he is concerned her

disappearance is part of a much much larger pattern so that's the other thing we don't know if these

people are getting at a dodge because they have problems in a personal life

missing woman's devices found wiped in abandoned when the Cassius family returned home

they found that only her work and personal phones have been left behind and wiped clean after

somebody performed the factory reset so apparently these people are all being snatched up or kidnapped

or we don't know or there or our governments put them in the hiding we don't know we don't know

and we don't really care I mean that's the truth we don't know and we don't can I I want them

safely return to their families I guess unless they need to do some shit if you need to do some

shit you need to go do it get your ass out of Panera go save the world that's not my beat

I'm not saving the world with some metal see you figured out some metal you're in some underground

laboratory looking at some alien inscription on some piece of metal that ain't me that's you

that's your life you got it if you didn't want to be kidnapped you shouldn't have done that

shit everyone makes choices in their life about what they do and don't do if you're in a hazmat suit

in Los Alamos or you're in Roswell taking that secret air that plane that Janna with Janice whatever

fucking gray plane that leaves out of Vegas and you're taking that plane to go to fucking area 51

to go fuck around well then that's on you you did it

Cassius had allegedly lost her national security clearance set

Los Alamos National Laboratory due to her family's money issues it could not have made or

it could have made her a target for blackmail that's great so everybody who's working on this is

it's in fucking on payday loans there's nothing more American than that by the way our top

scientist are on fucking payday loans there will scum we've got a bunch of white trash scumbag

but that's every movie every movie where the guy saves the world he's like some bum with no money

but he's a genius he's a genius bum without a dollar and he they put him on his spaceship like

when I saw last night projectile Mary these are teachers some genius teacher wrote a paper years

ago and then they put him in in space but here's the thing folks I do not feel bad for you if

you were kidnapped if you're doing this shit this is part of your life this is what you signed

up what the fuck did you think this was what did you think it was you think you were just gonna

get all these secrets and be exposed to all this shit was all gonna be fine no this is you made

a choice and your choice was to live an interesting life and that's why right now you are

chloroformed in the back of a car because you lead an interesting life truly you lead an interesting

life and if you lead an interesting life sometimes lives can be too interesting this is what people

don't realize about life it can actually get too interesting no one wants a really boring life

where nothing matters and there are no stakes but you got to also think you know this crazy

over the top interesting where it's so interesting that can also be a problem because then

you find yourself kidnapped and brought to some underground lab oh yeah this guy but this guy

Nuno Lurieiro I heard was killed by some guy that didn't like him he was killed at his home in

Boston his department was Claudio Nives Valente a former classmate in Portugal supposedly they had

some science beef but maybe that's bullshit too I don't know I don't know and I don't care

because if you start with this shit with the particles and the electrons and the shit if you

start this shit you're getting kid let me tell you right now you're getting kidnapped don't act

if you're in an underground laboratory with the government you're getting kidnapped that's part of

it and as you're being hot tied and thrown in the thin you're gonna go well I wanted an interesting

life and you got one you got one you did it that's what an interesting life is it's getting tortured

by the Chinese to give up secrets from the down spacecraft that's what an interesting life is

the boring life is the thing we talked about earlier sitting in Boca your sister is like you know

maybe I ran war is good you know the Ayatola you know he's been a problem for a long time all of

the go cheese salad no nuts I don't want any nuts on that salad the goat all of the warm go cheese

salad and then I want the grouper that's most people's life I guess that's kind of good most

people's life isn't I guess that good most people's life is like the door dish guy fucked me again

and I don't mean literally I mean like the door dish guy left a burrito in the yard then the

upper left like mid-tier life is like we're visiting your condesister in Boca and she's gonna eat

grouper and spout off uninformed opinions and then the highest level of interest is like the

Chinese government has kidnapped me astrophysicist call grill mayor 67 who's killed in his home on

February 16 2026 after being mysteriously gunned out on his front oh yeah I read about this too

grill mayor contributed to the discovery of water on a distant planet and colleagues were calling

his work ingenious and adding to the research that could point to signs of life in less than 161

here's the deal Carl this is what being a genius is getting shot on the porch that's what being a

genius is and by the way I feel bad I'm obviously not trying to sound heartless or inhumane

but doesn't it cross your mind when you're in an underground super secret military thing

with a bunch of other people you go this might go bad at some point doesn't that cross

anybody's mind to go yeah you know this one might go bad this one might go bad huh

so I mean I don't know what to tell you what am I supposed to cry because somebody got snatched

up from the lab that's your journey your journey is that and I hope we win I hope we win

and we get the technology to defeat the people that are also trying to get it China whatever or

that we all share it and defeat the aliens that are going to come or not come or be actually fake

drones that our government has using project blue book wise to get us all in our houses

so that our children can get taught by humanoid robot not that the aliens are here it's much

easier for the humanoid robot Plato to come teach your children um so I mean I have no idea

what's going on it's just you've you've there's certain people you feel bad for in life

but astrophysicist who are working for secret government programs you have made your goddamn

bed I am sorry I am not being rude you have made your goddamn bed you've made your bed I feel sorry

for somebody at Walmart who takes a bullet to the face because a homeless guy found the gun and

they wandered in on the side of the highway I don't feel bad for you if you're in area 51 standing

next to an alien staring at him as you guys try to fucking fiddle with some ship that date that

fucking got down 40 years ago I'm telling you right now my my uh my rag I just can't I'm not saying

that they're not humans but it's part of your journey no you start fucking around with shit like

this you start working on super secret government class highly classified programs above top secret

like way above top secret you know I mean I'm gonna I'm gonna stand there and and start crying

how could this happen how could this happen to the scientist working on this super secret alien

program in an underground base that seems such a safe job it's that that's not something you say

how could it happen and you better they better have results by the way you bet and if you think we're

not kidnapping people we're also kidnapping I don't know who we're kidnapping but we're also

kidnapping people by the way we're absolutely trying to kidnap people that have this information

and by the way we might have kidnapped these fox so who knows what's going on so I don't know what's

happening I don't know what's going on but I'll tell you this I'm certainly not shedding a tear

for the scientist involved in the super secret space program to replicate uh extra terrestrial

ships okay I won't be I won't be shedding a tear for those people I feel worse for the kids in

Gaza then the people who go on an elevator 19 stories down into some some secret thing we've

created in like the middle of the earth because that's what they do by the way they like clock in

and they and they get in there they grab their coffee they take that secret airline you get

any elevator it goes down whatever security clearance you have if you have the top when you

probably go down to the middle of the to the center the whole thing and then you get out and then

you're standing there next to an alien and an aliens like working next to you and the aliens

like Israel's out of control you're like don't get me started hey there it's Ryan Seacrest for

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