
newsMay 1, 20261:11:00pending
5/1/2026-Full Show:This Isn’t Netflix.. It’s Your Wedding”
About this episode
When does trying to impress someone cross the line into pretending to be someone you’re not — and is a livestream wedding invite actually an insult? On this lively and unpredictable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh bring listeners a perfect mix of laugh‑out‑loud moments, uncomfortable truths, and Dirty Little Secrets that spiral fast.
The episode kicks off with classic BTK energy as Billy recaps a late night at an industry awards event, Candice shares her own community involvement, and the crew bonds over drunk Amazon purchases including recorder instruments that may or may not turn into a band.
But the conversation quickly turns into a Hot Take that has everyone divided. Billy reveals he was invited to stream a wedding, not attend it complete with a registry link. While others will be there in person, he’s expected to watch via livestream… and possibly send a gift. The crew debates modern wedding etiquette, Zoom invites, and whether streaming a wedding is thoughtful or straight‑up tacky.
The episode’s Dirty Little Secret takes a hilarious turn when a man admits he lied about being an artist to impress a woman he’s dating. What started as “I like art” quickly turned into “I do art” leading him to panic‑buy supplies from Michaels, secretly purchase a painting from HomeGoods, and sign his own name on it. Now he’s terrified she’ll ask to see his process… or paint together. The crew reacts in disbelief and laughter, ultimately encouraging honesty before the lie turns into a full‑blown exhibit.
Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who’s ever pretended to like something just to impress a crush.
The episode kicks off with classic BTK energy as Billy recaps a late night at an industry awards event, Candice shares her own community involvement, and the crew bonds over drunk Amazon purchases including recorder instruments that may or may not turn into a band.
But the conversation quickly turns into a Hot Take that has everyone divided. Billy reveals he was invited to stream a wedding, not attend it complete with a registry link. While others will be there in person, he’s expected to watch via livestream… and possibly send a gift. The crew debates modern wedding etiquette, Zoom invites, and whether streaming a wedding is thoughtful or straight‑up tacky.
The episode’s Dirty Little Secret takes a hilarious turn when a man admits he lied about being an artist to impress a woman he’s dating. What started as “I like art” quickly turned into “I do art” leading him to panic‑buy supplies from Michaels, secretly purchase a painting from HomeGoods, and sign his own name on it. Now he’s terrified she’ll ask to see his process… or paint together. The crew reacts in disbelief and laughter, ultimately encouraging honesty before the lie turns into a full‑blown exhibit.
Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who’s ever pretended to like something just to impress a crush.
Get every episode summarized
Each time Billy The Kidd In The Morning publishes, we email you a written briefing from the transcript — the topics, who appeared, and any specific claims, with the ad reads skipped.
Email me new episodesFree for 3 shows. No card needed.
Hosts & guests
No transcript yet
This episode has not been transcribed. Request it and it moves to the front of the queue.
More episodes
More from Billy The Kidd In The Morning

New Dirty Little Secret: What I’m Really Doing After Work”
Billy The Kidd In The Morning
May 11, 20266:22pending

Dirty Little Secret:I’m Not Injured… I Just Fly "Smarter”
Billy The Kidd In The Morning
May 8, 20265:48pending

5/8/2026-Full Show: What's Something Weird You Do Alone?
Billy The Kidd In The Morning
May 8, 20261:05:57pending

Dirty Little Secret:I’m Not in Love..I Just Love the Boat”
Billy The Kidd In The Morning
May 7, 20265:45pending