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5/5/2026-Full Show: Is What This Guy Did..Cute Or Creepy?
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At what point does “modern dating” cross the line into just plain creepy and how much honesty is too much when a relationship is still new? On this high‑energy episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh deliver a morning packed with laugh‑out‑loud moments, awkward confessions, and listener debates that spiral fast. The show kicks off with classic BTK chaos as Candice arrives at work barely charged literally after forgetting to plug in her car, only to be escorted to the station by a mysterious biker with a glowing duck backpack.
From smoked bologna breakfasts to freshman football orientation shock, the crew sets the tone early. But things really heat up during Dirty Little Secret. A listener admits he didn’t meet his girlfriend the way she thinks he did. While she believes he randomly slid into her DMs, the truth is he spotted her face on a real estate sign, looked her up on Instagram, and messaged her from there. Two months into dating, he’s now panicking: Is this smooth… or secretly creepy? The studio debates whether this is clever modern dating or a red‑flag origin story. Candice sums it up perfectly:
“If I really like him, it’s cute. If there’s even one red flag, I’ll think about this forever.” Listeners flood the phones and social media, voting overwhelmingly that it’s creepy, not cute unless he never mentions it.
The episode also features:
From smoked bologna breakfasts to freshman football orientation shock, the crew sets the tone early. But things really heat up during Dirty Little Secret. A listener admits he didn’t meet his girlfriend the way she thinks he did. While she believes he randomly slid into her DMs, the truth is he spotted her face on a real estate sign, looked her up on Instagram, and messaged her from there. Two months into dating, he’s now panicking: Is this smooth… or secretly creepy? The studio debates whether this is clever modern dating or a red‑flag origin story. Candice sums it up perfectly:
“If I really like him, it’s cute. If there’s even one red flag, I’ll think about this forever.” Listeners flood the phones and social media, voting overwhelmingly that it’s creepy, not cute unless he never mentions it.
The episode also features:
- Candice Court, where a woman questions whether ditching a frisbee‑golf first date makes her a villain and learns that one unexpected date might not be the dealbreaker she thinks
- Tradio Radio, where Needo toys and Mystery Dumplings are traded for everything from custom car air fresheners to sports cards with the winning trade benefiting a local food bank
- Real or Fake News, including roadkill in restaurant freezers and wild diet trends
- Texas Top Stories covering airline cutbacks, lottery winners, tour cancellations, and celebrity chaos
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