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$5000 checks? Please, MAGA, don't fall for it again...

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Look, I know we have our differences, but MAGA, come on... I can laugh once when you walk face first into a pole, maybe even twice, but I'm starting to feel bad. Just... go around the pole...

Trump has promised $5000 checks to every American if republicans win in the midterms. This money doesn't exist and no checks will ever materialize just like the tariff checks and the DOGE checks, and the no wars, and the Epstein files, and the cheap gas, and the better economy...

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$5000 checks? Please, MAGA, don't fall for it again...

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We must have pissed somebody off, which is fine. No. Yeah, I know it's shocking. Yeah. Hello, everybody. Thank you all so much for listening to MeeMingWis, where we look into internet nonsense and try to understand what in the hell it all means. We are a deep dive podcast to the internet and correct it to you. Essentially. Showing by Bobby though. Delight. I'm in. Alright, Bobby. Bob. Goobob. Goobob, Nitorial. Goobob Nitorial. Goobob Nitorial, huh? Goobob Nitorial. Goobob Nitorial. That's a good one. Goobob Nitorial. Ralph Bobnator. I have a meme for you to look at. Alright, let's see.

I would like you to describe to our listeners what it looks like and how it reads. You don't need to scroll or anything. This is literally. That's it. Okay. Okay. So it's just a hand drawn picture of a guy. He's got a beard and glasses and everything and he's wearing one of the red caps. It says make America great again. Is the numbers on the side important? No, no. It's the time he was president. Oh, okay. Yeah. Alright, so yeah, anyway, make America great again. He's wearing a mega hat. And then he's got a blue ribbon pinned to his chest. It says fell for it again, award. That's right. Why am I bringing up this award? Now this meme, meme slash award. So this is becoming relevant again. It does a lot. That's the reason it exists is because it's relevant a lot. Well Donald Trump is promising $5,000 to Americans. Every American. If Republicans win the primary. Oh, yeah. And for the first time ever, there was a, it's like an RNC like a Republican national

convention for a midterm primary. And they had it in what I'd send. It's in the script. We'll get to it. We'll talk about it. But of course, he's he's calling this thing the Trump dividend because he is both narcissistic and uncreative. This money is never going to show up. Even Fox News seems to be not on board with this one. And in response to this monetary promise during their coverage of the Republican convention, a Fox News reporter pointed out the $2,000 rebate we were supposed to get from tariffs that never materialized. Yeah, I never got that. Yeah. Amanda Marcius who covers business politics and economic policy for Fox News wrote that this promise would cost roughly $1.2 trillion. And it comes at a time when the national debt is over $40 trillion. And at 2025's fiscal year saw a deficit of $1.8 trillion. So. Well, I mean, he's already so far in the hole. Why not add a few more trillion dollars to it?

That's right. That's right. Yeah, it's, I mean, you know, what's, what's a couple more trillion dollars? Whatever. You know, we're like, you notice. Yeah. America and dead it again. But point is Fox News is finally not following poor Trump's bullshit. Yay. But I would argue that they never have. They were one of the dealers. That makes them exempt for the fell for it again award. And in fact, there should be a separate award for those who continue to fall for Fox News as lies. That being said, I would love to suggest that the fact that Fox News is not holding water for Trump means that this time, people are seeing through him and will not fall for this idiotic and impossible promise. But again, we've been surprised over and over and over and over, hence the prevalence and the existence of the MAGA fell for it again award. Oh, wait, this just in literally while I was writing the script, Fox News posted this on Facebook.

So, new president Trump insists the $5,000 Trump dividend will happen despite Democrat criticism and efforts to stop it. Quote, when I say, quote, when I say something, I mean it, the $5,000,000,000,000,000,000 will happen because the people of our country deserve it. That's not a line of reasoning that will happen because the people of our, it doesn't matter what you deserve. The logic doesn't follow. You don't have $5,000 to give everybody. Anyway, Fox News continues in his attack on Democrats hoping it never happens. Trump uses the big, beautiful bill and 70, 76 checks to the military. It's examples that he keeps his word. So I guess Fox News is holding water for Trump. They were so close to finally not being on board with his bullshit, so close.

But there's also a lot of problems with this, this whole thing because he did, he made this big post about all this nonsense. I think it was on true social. Yeah, this is the, this is the meaningless thermos. They are not for sale. They all know. Yeah, it's the only one right now. You can't have it. Yeah. I suck it. That marketing might work because it's like that South Park episode where there was that failing amusement park and Cartman buys it and buys ad time to tell everyone that they can't come and then everybody wants to. Yeah. It could work. Yeah. So so Donald Trump says that, you know, first off, he's got this lie, right, about giving everybody $5,000 every single person. It's going to cost him $1.2 trillion, but it's going to happen somehow. Sure. Now his, his reasoning, his evidence that he keeps his word are the $1,776 checks that the military got.

And the big, beautiful bill, their signs that Trump keeps his word. That's two whole signs, Bobby. Two whole signs. Yeah. How many signs are there that he doesn't keep his word? You know, we're actually going to go over that. We're not. We're not. That's not the point. For him, it's not the point, but for us, it is. Yeah. So the, the, the, these two whole signs, the two entire signs, 776 checks and the big, beautiful bill. The problem is that Trump, first off, he said that the $1,776 payments were from Tara Frevonou, which was a lie. Yeah. It was part of a budget already approved by Congress for military housing allowance, which was part of the big, beautiful bill, making them both the same, you know, part of the same thing. Right. So it's not even two separate examples. So it's just one really big sign. Yeah. So, um, so what it happened was that this was already a money approved for allowance to housing for the military, for military personnel.

And at the kind of a last minute decision, knowing that this money was going to go out in some form, Trump decided it needs to be in the form of checks. And I need to have my name on it. That way it looks like I, I did something new, you know, I did something new for everybody. So anyway, it also was a lie. It wasn't from, it was not from Tara Frevonou. It was, uh, it was already allocated money. Um, and he didn't make that money off of the tariffs. So in the, they're both part of the big, beautiful bill on the, the 76 payments. They're part of the same thing. So that's not even two separate things. Furthermore, everyone was supposed to get $2,000 checks from the tariffs and that never happened. Yeah. So 1776 to a dollar checks to just military personnel is first off, smaller checks. Secondly, didn't go to everybody. So these two signs that he keeps his word are just one big sign that he's a big fucking liar. Right.

So even the things, even the examples he uses are lies. For example, of how he doesn't keep his promises. Um, and how he likes to lie a lot. He loves lies. Um, so we have a million more example of his lies and broken promises, but first we're going to talk about the meme a little bit. So here at Bamingless, we don't often talk, uh, do classic memes or go over the history of common memes. We generally focus on stories that are interesting or in need of debunking or qualification, but in this case, I want to touch briefly on the origin of the fell for it again, award meme, uh, the mega fell for it again, award meme. So the character wearing the mega hat is soy Jack is referred to as soy Jack. So Jack evolved from the image of a subtly expressive face known as wo jack drawn in the same similar style, a little hand drawn kind of squiggly style. Okay. Um, wo jack is also known as the feels guide because it's often being, it often gets shared

that image of wo jack. It's shared, uh, it's usually associated with somebody being empathetic or sharing feelings, like I know those feelings kind of, uh, thing when they share a wo jack. So the original wo jack is a black and white drawing, but sometimes you'll see it with some light sions here's or sometimes a red tint to show like anger or whatever. Um, there are often images, uh, pasted onto wo jack to represent like a membership of a fan base or something like that to show like nostalgia or whatever. Um, now soy Jack is the cuck version of wo jack. So basically a stand in or a caricature of especially left leaning people. At first it was used for mostly making fun of people on the left, um, who the or people who the meamer wishes to display as overly sensitive or emotional. You'll see photos of people traced over and like a soy Jack sort of style, almost like a rotoscopes still kind of look. Um, the name, uh, soy Jack, which is a combination of soy and wo jack.

Of course comes from this far debunked idea that soy decreases test, oster on and increases estrogen. Um, this is another mistake that these whiny far right will impdix, uh, make in accordance to the sound rights print, the sounds right principle, you know? So we talked about the sounds right principle before. Yeah. And about, you know, how to be a manly room, you know, there's a lot of things that a lot of like, uh, lies and stuff that gets sold to you sold to people, uh, because it sounds right, you know, something sounds right. Uh, oh, that moved everything. I did sure it did. It's everything's, okay, everything's recording is fine. I think we'll be okay. Needle just the cameras or anything. I think what now we will survive. It'll be. Yeah, we're fine. As he looks at the camera. We're okay. Yeah. Yeah. All the monitors look all right. Okay. So these lumpdicks say they love their sounds right principles, especially when they're talking about like, um, ways to be manly or whatever. And so I, I refer to, I use the term to refer to the tendency of especially bright leaning

people to make the mistake of the, the mistake sounding right with something being logically sound. Um, you see, it sounds right that meat would increase testosterone and it sounds right that soy is the opposite of meat because it replaces meat protein. Therefore it sounds right that soy equals estrogen, Ipso facto dipso shitto, except you'll get interrupted by one of these perpetually incorrect people who will declare, well, soy contains estrogens and that's why it makes people low testosterone soy boys, Ipso facto domoasso, but soy contains what are called isoflavones, which are phytoestrogens. There it is estrogen, just like the rest, just look at the rest studies, interpret this correctness and correctness or whatever the fuck. Anyway, they're idiots. So soy does contain these phytoestrogens, but these are plant-based estrogens that do not function in the human body.

Like, you know, they just, they don't function the way estrogen would in the, you know, regular, like estradiol is the highest source of estrogen in males and these phytoestrogens don't work that way in the human body. There's also the problem that these rat studies that they did, they show like, oh, you know, these rat studies that increase their estrogen or whatever. It also doesn't function in the human body the way it does in rats. Yeah. Because they're rats, they're not people. Exactly right. Yeah. And we've gone over this before. I'll, like, there have been three episodes now where we have to explain that rats aren't people. There are limits to those studies and they have far different responses to things like phytoacid or these phytoestrogens because, like, humans do not produce phytase to break down phytoacid. So anyway, dumb. So it does not increase estrogen.

And in fact, dozens of studies across thousands of participants, across many age groups with or without exercise across multiple countries found that soy had no significant effect whatsoever on testosterone or estrogen. Zero. Nothing across many, many, many studies and the variance between them was also zero. They found the same thing they all did. So the name soy jack at best is a misnomer. Facts don't care about your memings. And the evolution of this meme, soy jack here was given a ribbon that reads, posted it again award as if the white knight keyboard warrior were rewarded for posting things. You know, I posted it again. Yeah, I posted it on this guy's stand. I posted it on that, you know, like I posted it again. Like you get a reward for posting something debunking some kind of thing. But you know, somebody who's real proud of themselves for copypasta kind of things.

And so they get their posted it again award. You know, it's a sarcastic award to make fun of keyboard warriors who think that they're doing something great. Now the image of soy jack with the posted it again award ribbon was changed to have a blank ribbon making the meme what's called exploitable exploitable just means that you can fill in the blank with whatever you want. Right. Now someone filled the ribbon in with fell for it again. And the meme gained widespread attention once somebody then added the mega hat for a while now. I've been emphasizing the importance of being familiar with the mega fell for it again award. So it's not lost on me that on the surface this podcast looks like a silly little meme show. I'm sure that we've had a number of potential listeners be dismissive of us because of that appearance. I mean, it's almost certain. I imagine people imagine that we get a lot of people who are looking for something intellectual to listen to and seeing me meaningless.

I think I'm not looking. I'm not watching if I'm not listening to a fucking dumb meme podcast. You know, and then we get some people who would click looking for us to talk about, you know, the Wojack or soy jack or whatever. And this meme and this all this is a funny, but let's see what all schemes are coming up here. No. Also, I do research. I don't react in real time. It's fucking dumb. That's a horrible content. I hate it. Anyway, you do a lot of research. Spend all my time research. I was actually, I was telling the captain the other day that I probably should take a break for a little bit. I'm not a bad idea. I think I'm going to think I might be overdone it. But so like the people who do click because of the name, meme-ing-less, they are not getting what they're thinking. They're getting a show, a research in-depth show. And the people who are looking for one of those shows are not clicking because it's called meme-ing-less. Which is fine. I think eventually the reputation will follow.

But anyway, it's not lost to me, the disconnect there, but I'm not changing the name. I love the name. Yeah, it's a good name. Yeah. Surprise I wasn't taken. Yeah. I thought of it and I'm like, oh, that's good. And then I wanted to name the podcast that and I found out there was not a podcast called that yet. Maybe it's bad marketing. I don't know. I don't care. I like it. But I think that this meme in particular, the MAGA-FELFORD again award, I think it's a perfect example of how understanding memes can prove to be tremendously helpful for people. Because as we'll learn going through this, there's a lot of heartache that could have been saved. Had you been familiar with the MAGA-FELFORD again award because the fact that it exists should give you a clue that you shouldn't fall for it again. Yeah. Don't fall for it. But for example, these people hoping for the $5,000 Trump dividend if Republicans win the primary, some good advice for them.

I guarantee there are countless fell for it again awards locked and loaded for exactly you people. I guarantee it. So about three months ago, regarding Trump's promise to the insurrectionists that money would be given if you want to lawsuit. So if you want to this lawsuit, right, then the money is going to go to all these insurances and insurrectionists that he pardoned. And I posted that even if Trump were somehow able to get a slush fund for the insurrectionists, those accused would never see the money. It would not get it. All the people he pardoned on January for the January 6th event, none of them would get pardoned. Or they all got pardoned, but none of them would get the money because Trump, after acquiring the cash, would claim that it was taken by it. It was taken by the left somehow. And it would, like, he would say it was used for the legal fight or something or whatever. Or even if like, it came down to like, he couldn't deny that he got the money. He'd say something and you're like, with the insurrectionists really want insurit,

that's there. We're not mine. Left the left ones come insurrectionists, patriots, patriots who I come, that they're good people. What they really want is a new ballroom. I actually had them say that. I heard many of them saying to me, they said, Don, Jay, try that to your money. You earned it. Get your ballroom. That's what they want. That's what they said. And you would never get the money. That's exactly what would happen. But yeah, my prediction was that once people were realizing that they're not getting that money, my prediction was that they're all going to get fell for it again or worse. You know, it was going to be posted on everybody's posts, whining about like, I was there. I tried to insure it and I didn't get it checked. But these people, we're not going to use that money for anything good anyway. One such part in Trader to the country promised that money to a child. He sexually assaulted if she kept her mouth shut. Oh, nice. Yeah. That's a good way to spend your money. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, then another example of many netizens getting fell for it again or worse, are

someone's going to anybody thinking that they were going to get a dividend from the tariffs didn't happen. And then when he said that he gave it, it was less money and it was a lie and it wasn't from the tariffs. Anyway, hundreds of thousands of Trump fans, they gave $100 deposits and exchange for a promised $500 Trump mobile phone made by Americans in America. These people, they gave the deposits because they wanted to support American jobs and they wanted that Trump phone, right? Hundreds of thousands of people gave $100 deposits for this. The website's fine print, which guaranteed that the phone would be 100% American made, changed to read that the phone would be, quote, made with American values. And after multiple delays, the fine print was updated to read that the phones were not guaranteed to ever be paid or delivered ever.

Wow. Those who made the $100 deposits received fell for it again awards for falling for another big Trump product like his university or his hair or his wall. So lots of voters received fell for it again awards. For example, when Trump decided that there's no good reason to release the Epstein files, he said he would release. A lot of people voted for him specifically because they thought he would be the one to release them despite the fact that he was the one most closely tied with the Epstein. Oh, yeah, I'm sure he's going to give out that information. Absolutely. He said he would. I mean, he wouldn't lie, would he? Yeah, whenever. Well, you know, just politicians lie in general and he's the, he's the worst one. But the the the Mag F L Ford again award has been getting to have been given to many specific people as well. So when Ken Griffin billionaire and proud Trump voter realized that Trump's trade policies were crap and tried to say as much, Griffin received lots of fell for it again awards because

as a high profile corporate donor, he had many people warning him that this would be the case with Trump and he fell for Trump's bullshit anyway. Architect James McReary received his Trump his fell for it again award when Trump abandoned him for another company to build his ballroom because McReary had the gall to question Trump about how big he was asking it to be made. Wow. Yeah, he was like, he started to push back and like, you're, this is, he, he, he, Trump's like, it went bigger than that. Just a bigger. And he's like, I don't know if that's a good idea and Trump's like, goes with somebody up just with just went straight to someone else. Yeah. Then Maria Corrina Machado opposition to president Nicholas Maduro in Venezuela. Now famously, she gave her physical Nobel Peace Prize to Donald Trump. Now Trump had been coveting this prize for a long time. He wanted a Nobel Peace Prize. Sure.

I mean, I'd like to have one too, but yeah, I'd be pretty, pretty, maybe I just buy one from somebody just giving them money. That's all I want. But she spent a lot of effort and a lot of time flattering and praising Donald Trump, which is the right thing to do if you want to get on Trump's good side. Oh, yeah. Um, and again, she gave him her Nobel Peace Prize, right? And he immediately snubbed her and recognized Maduro's former vice president as interim leader of Venezuela. He's just such a horrible person. He said she quote, lacked the respect to be president. Oh, good times, good times. Um, some people, here's a, here's a list of names of people I hate. Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Alex Jones, they are all pretending to have, to feel like dose for trusting Trump. But do they qualify for the award?

Now I said that Fox News doesn't because Fox News was part of that grift, you know, they're part of selling the grift. They are part of the reason people are falling for it and they're exempt from the award because they probably don't buy it in the first place. Now Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Alex Jones, they all probably knew better too. And in fact, we know for a fact, we know for certain that Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones both did because Alex Jones knew about Trump's mob ties years ago. Many years ago and said as much as one of the few things he said said that were, was probably accurate. Um, Tucker Carlson in private text messages that were handed over in discovery clearly hated Trump thought he was the devil and or demon or something. And even said in text messages, I really fucking hate that man. Ow. Yeah. So Tucker Carlson knew that Trump was no good. They do qualify for felfit for it again awards. I would argue because they might have been part of the grift at first, but since Trump

turned on them when they probably didn't expect it, that does make them look pretty stupid. Yeah. Like, like they should have, it's like they knew better, but they didn't know better. They thought like, oh, well, we're not going, we're not going to be the target of his bullshit because we're in on it, you know, but he attacks his own people all the time. Oh, yeah. It's just, I mean, they were going to hang his vice president and he didn't, he wasn't going to stop that, you know, like, I mean, come on, that's, that's insane. It's anyway. Uh, yeah, they were going to hang pants or, yeah, not, not pants can't do it. Huh? No, pants, pants, Mike Pence, see it. No, not Mike Pence. Not Mike Pence. He's old, his last. I can't think of his name. Ah. Anyway, I don't follow politics. Yeah. I'm surprised I knew the one you were talking about. Yeah. Mike Pence, that's right. I don't, I don't fucking know. I don't know. That's so weird that I'm, I'm having a, I can't remember who the old, his, all those pants, right?

Had to be. I'll edit the part where I was unsure of it. Oh, yeah. Anyway, Mike Pence, he said with confidence. Yeah. Uh, totally knew it. Yeah, I did. I nailed that. I nailed that very obvious thing I should have known. Jesus Christ. I mean, you kind of knew it. You just didn't have the confidence. It didn't sound right when it came out. Anyway, yeah, Pence, they were going to hang Mike Pence during the insurrection. They had literally hang him. They had a fucking gallows bill and they had a news. I mean, it was, it was figurative. Oh, yeah, right. The people are bare-basing cops and they're going to figuratively hang Mike Pence. Come on. Right. I mean, these, these people were violent. They were violent people. And I don't care what anybody says. People died during that. I mean, oh, no, no, we died right then and there. It's like, yeah, a fucking guy had a heart attack that night after being tased a million times by these insurrectionists, but they didn't murder him right there. It's always whatever you fucking psychopaths. Anyway, um, anyway, people carrying water for this crap, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens

and Alex Jones, he did, they all got attacked by Trump and they all deserve for thinking that they could be on his side and they, they would get something out of it. They all are dipshits and dopes and they should never be taken seriously. They should not have in the first place, but the people who were fans of them before, they should recognize this situation as these three are grifters and liars and dipshits and pieces of garbage. Even if they're stupid, they're banking on everybody else being. But what happened was Trump posted this long scathing takedown of all of them on truth social. And it was legitimately hilarious, okay? At least it would be if it weren't coming from a dictator monster like Trump. But I've heard some people say, oh, it probably wasn't him who posted it because he's old and he's seen aisle. Now I would argue that one, he knows how to use social media because he that's always been doing for far too long. And just because he's still good at taking people down with insults doesn't mean he isn't

severely seen aisle. He just spent his entire life insulting people. That's the one thing he's good at and will probably be good at it until he dies. It's like when somebody puts her like advanced Alzheimer's grandmother in front of a piano, you know, and she can still can't talk, can't use the bathroom on her own, but she can play the piano. She can play the piano. That's the insults or Trump's piano. Yeah. He'll never lose that talent. That's right. It's second nature. It's going to be in there somewhere, you know, long after you can't walk or stand or talk in his own. He'll still be able to post a long, winded yet very targeted insults. Yeah. Now, the rewards are not always funny though. The fell for it again, awards. They often are, but they're not always funny. I remember I was wishing so bad that I could teach some Iranians about the history of this award when they were cheering on Donald Trump. There were certain people, certain some of Iranians, civilians who they're suffering through the U.S. conflict with Iran right now.

And they were critical of people abroad who were opposing Donald Trump and his war. I remember hearing one Iranian interviewed on NPR who was saying that it was selfish to oppose Trump's war because of our perception of him as a dictator because he's the only leader talking about regime change in Iran and that the Ayatollah is dead thanks to him. Now the Ayatollah was a fucking horrible person. He's going to be replaced by another fucking horrible person. Right. I'm not saying it's not a good thing that the Ayatollah is dead. Not saying that that's not a good thing. Fucking monster's dead, okay? Good riddance. But she said that we are stopping their freedom from a long-standing dictatorship because we want to put up host our new dictator. And from her perspective, that probably sounds pretty reasonable. I was driving when I heard this. I was listening to NPR in my car. And yeah, I'm a fucking dork, right? So I started begging out loud, please, please, please look into Trump's track record.

He won't deliver at least read about the fell for it to get a word. Right. This meme, like I don't want to see my Iranian brethren receive these awards, okay? And sure enough, he's no longer talking about regime change. Not to mention that this useless war was another broken promise of his regarding no more wars. Anyway, I do this show because I hate a lot of memes. They spread a lot of lies and nonsense. And they tried to sum up complex ideas in overly simple packages. But that simplicity can be an asset as well with the negative fell for it again award. For example, this is a way to simplify the long and storied truth behind Trump's endless fraud and lies. The fact that this award exists and is familiar branding on those tarnished by Trump's grifts, it works as an easy identifier of the consistency of his betrayal. And I think that it's good. It's something good. It's a good way to communicate people when they see this keep getting posted under people

who again were fraudded by Trump. Those memes are a signal to other people that this isn't a one time thing. This is common. This happens all the time. He lies to everybody. He frauds everyone and he's not trustworthy. So being familiar with this could have saved all these people if they just would just look into his track record. And now that the meme exists, it's like anybody in the future who's tempted to fall for one of his grifts can see these memes and be like, oh, why are people posting this on everything? It's like, oh, this happens all the time. I'm not going to trust. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anyone hoping for the $5,000 if Republicans win the upcoming primary? Stop it. Just look into the rich history of the fell for it again or don't believe it. Yeah. You got anything else to add? I mean, just don't trust Trump. What do you do? I mean, I just don't trust politicians in general, but no, but he's the one of the worst.

Yeah. I mean, probably the worst. It should be like his I thought was really obvious. Yeah. But I think the fact that politicians in general are not trustworthy made people want to elect somebody like Trump just because he's different than politicians. And I get wanting to get away from politicians. But if you're wanting to change things, don't pick Trump. Don't. Don't go with the celebrity of any kind. I don't know who is. That's terrible. Yeah. They can't run their own lives. Never mind a country with 350 million people in it, something like that. That's exactly exactly. Stop it. Like, what a fuck. I remember a while back when people were saying that Oprah was going to run against Trump. I'm like, no, that sounds like a fucking nightmare. Yeah. Could you imagine a fucking the election being between Oprah and Trump? No. No. What kind of fucking dystopian garbage like celebrity worship garbage? Oh my God. I keep talking about electing the rock for president. No. Why though? I mean, he seems like a decent guy. He might be a nice guy, but what the fuck is he going to do with the country?

You don't want a nice guy for president. Yeah. You want somebody who knows what they're going. You want somewhere between nice guy and Trump. Like he wants something in between that. Trump is the worst possible person to be running our country. And he's prilling all the time. Oh yeah. Like, what's that saying? If his lips are moving, he's lying or something like that. It's the guy's talking. He's just foolish. Yeah. He's got a tell. Yeah. If you can hear him, it's a lot. Yeah. It's there's noise coming out of him. It's wrong. Yeah. And if he's posting it online, it's a lie. Yeah. Anytime he uses words or gestures, it's a lie. Yeah. It's an easy tell, easy tell for him. You know, subtle, but it's easy. Once you notice it, once you notice it, you can tell when he's lying. Yeah. Anyway, thank you all so much for listening. Goodbye, everybody. Bye.

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