测测你的幽默感：6个英语脑筋急转弯，你能全猜对吗？

Joke 1

Joke time! Today I will tell you a joke. Why are dolphins more clever than humans? Think about it. Give you five seconds. 

It's time! The answer is dolphins can train people to feed them fish. Did you get the answer?

我们经常在海洋馆里看到海豚表演。 海豚非常聪明。今天的问题就是为什么海豚比人类更聪明呢? 答案就是因为海豚能够训练人类给他们食物吃。

Joke 2

That's not it! We have another joke! What two things can you not have for breakfast? Think about everything you have ever ate for breakfast. Did you get the right answer?

The answer is lunch and dinner. 

今天还有一个joke。 有哪两样东西你从来没有在早餐里吃过? 好好想想你以前在早餐里吃过的东西。 看能不能想到答案。答案是午餐和晚餐。 好玩吧? 

Joke 3

There is a driver. He had his driver test. When he was driving, the driver examiner point to the left. And the driver asked, Turn left? The examiner answered, Right. And then the driver turned right. Finally, he failed. Do you know why?

今天再给你讲一个笑话。 一个司机去参加驾照考试。他一边开考官一边发指令。 考官做了一个左转的手势。司机问考官, 左转? 考官回答, Right. 司机就向右转弯了。结果他考试没通过。 你知道为什么呢? 

Joke 4

There are a father and a son. The son said, I'm cold. And his dad said, Go to the corner of the wall. And the son asked, Why? And dad answered, Because it's 90 degrees.Did you get it? 

天天学习音乐。 英语可能会有点烦。今天呢,给你讲一个笑话。儿子对爸爸说我冷。爸爸回答说去墙角那儿。 儿子不明白,问为什么？ 爸爸回答说因为那里是90度的。 听懂了吗? 好玩吗?

Joke 5

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? Give five seconds.

It's time. The answer is go to the retail store. Do you know why? I will explain it. 

如果一只狗丢了尾巴, 它会去哪里找呢? 答案是去零售店。 Retail store. 为什么是零售店呢? Tail是尾巴的意思。 Re是一个英语里常用的前缀。表示,重复做某些事。 Re加 tail 就是把尾巴重复装上的意思。所以狗丢了尾巴, 就一定要去能retail的商店 把尾巴装上。那就是去retail store了。 Is it funny? Do you understand? 

Joke 6

One day a teacher asked a student why the statue of liberty stand in New York Harbor. Think about it. 

有一天, 有一个老师问他的学生们 为什么自由女神像 在纽约港口站着?

The answer is because it can't sit down. Did you get the right answer? Is it funny? 当然是它只能站着, 不能坐着。好玩吧? 它是个雕像, 当然不可以坐下了。