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Next to me is my non-deported co-host what's going on next?
What's up dog? What's up? I'm representing for nitty today dog. I might got my Toronto t-shirt homie. What's up?
She's at least clean the leave. Fuck you die. It's a stain
homie fuck you
I was like starting to look like a real maple leaf
There's these two beds bro the fucking beer stays there or the whiskey and then it takes me two three days to end up dead
You don't know how to drink dude to the bed. No to a bed. Oh, I was like
I'll take this and then someone will be like it'll be lit or I'll spill something
I don't think jerseys are meant for like. Yeah, that's the point. That's what I'm saying. It's fucking it stains them
The only jerseys that I would say qualify like
because the soccer
No, well
Uh, basketball jersey is just a hockey jersey with no sleeves because it's almost the same
So yeah, it's almost the same material. It's half and half. I want to say the most refreshing one is a soccer jerseys
soccer jerseys perfect for
If it's hot for a festival because it's very light
It's made out of that climate cool material that Adidas has
So like you know, I think they're the best and you get to find out, you know
Who you shouldn't be friends with? I see some galaxy fans in there. I don't know if I'm gonna say what's up?
That guy would know which one like feels the best. Yeah, for sure. That's what I mean. They are
Straight up. I remember when you bought that fucking introduced you to check with us. I'll tell you right now. Okay. I'm chilly
Wow
What's up?
We just didn't want yesterday, and I'm still fucking this guy look like cheerleader. I heard you guys you guys film that CVS
Basically, bro, I'm just gonna tell her yo. Just zoom in from CVS dog. Just zoom in
So is she vice president now or what? Huh? She vice president now. You have to take a bite out of the CVS burger
I'm not gonna lie dude. She she just got a nice little promotion good for her. Yeah
Yeah, so shout out to her. She's putting in work. I mean you guys see her
Yeah, she's stalking everything good for her CVS. You're fucking up our show
What is it? Thank you Ray for letting the board's boarding shop bill
But those 50% off your next order or your next purchase they come through dog
You're gonna get those long ass receipts from CDS
Fucking coming clutch dude
That's just it goes based on how much you shop there. That's how much receipts you get like if you go there a lot
I use I always get a lot of receipts because I used to always pick up my grandma's medicine rest or soul and like every time
I type into the number it just comes out a lot of stuff bro like just
Just like a like a whole scarf free vitamins, bro. Yeah
Nice deodorant discount
Also, what is it to my right is the one and only chick glitz himself. What's going on dog?
There was always a deodorant fucking coupon in that bitch, bro, and that receipt always
Yeah, I don't understand bro deodorant like
No, not people nitty doesn't
Oh, yeah, by the way speaking of people shout out to nitty man
Congrats on him. He's currently on the way to the airport taking Singapore airline
I know I'm sorry Emirates Airlines the first class next to Russell Peters going all the way to performing open up for Russell Peters in India
That's pretty fucking
Doing it
Let's try some street food for me dog. Please. I want to see how strong your stomach is
Now but for all though shout out to nitty and also shout out to for him having me on at the comedy store this fucking
That was good. I was good with this I get there and this was like what's up bro. I'm like what's up
He's like, yeah, I'm like, what are you doing here? He's like I went on but I bombed
Yeah
Did you feel like you bombed? Huh?
Did you feel like you bombed? I know what I'm doing wrong. I go and do my set and no one there does their set
Because there's only like 10 people 15 people there. So they're just kind of talking
Ha like nobody was doing their joke. It's more like improv. Yeah, there's more just shit talking and trying to figure it out
I went in there and did my fucking tinful hats jokes set up and it worked, but it's like you can tell I'm like trying
And I'm like landing on my jokes and they're not trying. They're just they're like
Who's up? So what's your name? They're riffing. Yeah, and I should do I but I can't do that. I get up
But see that's the that's the thing though man like I want like there's a difference between that and like people have to
It's not that you have to separate that but people have to have an appreciation for all the forms of it because not every comic is gonna be the same
Like for example like a Joey Diaz doesn't go up there and do crowd work and that looks a legend
His shit. He's gonna tell you a fucking story
And and you're gonna pay attention because of the presence that he has type of shit
So like the thing is I want to say like if you're gonna be doing like a set
I don't even think it's about the content
I think it's just really becomes down to the delivery like you really gotta be like yeah, motherfucker
I'ma get your attention, you know what I mean like it's because it's because it's not like there's motherfuckers out there
Especially in the black comedy circuit that have been doing like their same sets since when these motherfuckers were young
And now they're still doing the set
30 40 years later why because they tell those jokes
Well, the delivery is on point
Ah, it's a good joke people still laugh. They emphasize on the end word
I did I did notice nitty was bus taking some tips out of fucking mr. Russell Peters, but doing the crowd work
Russell Peters likes to pick on people. He's the king of crowd. Yeah, the king's out there of like crowd works
Sometimes he does it so well that it makes you feel like he planted that person out there, right? Yeah, like
He picks up. He was like what you guys from India and then they're right, right?
You know like of course, that's a given, but then he's like what part and then he names it
He's like actually I am. I'm like, bro, how the fuck do you know?
Is he know and it looks like he plans it, but he knows something about every fucking country like let's say he asked you where you from and you say
Whatever other like if I go to Canada and I'm like any Albanians in here. They're gonna be like how the fuck did you know that we are here?
Albanians are some gangsters out there and fucking Canada dog there like I made a few Albanians out there
Like that was the sketchiest scariest person that I've ever bought coke from
Like like this food look like a fucking villain dog. This was biggest fuck Tau's hell if we had a trench code
If we had like a hot ass wife, but like she was all plasticed up and and food this food had a snake on his fucking neck
Oh, it's Albanian for sure. Where is Albania fucking by Russia or something, right?
Yeah, it's out there. They're neighbors or something like that. It's East Europe for sure probably
He had a snake on his fucking neck food and like a undertaker hat and that food literally sold
What is it Jason?
Yeah, Jason in myself the sack then he sat in the show and then nobody wanted to really sit next to that food because he kind of had scared this cane too
You know what I mean? Like who was a presence to all like you could tell that that was the plug dog and like motherfuckers was like, you know what? Just
Let that food be you know, I mean like he was quite the presence dog and then he was there with a couple other Albanian motherfuckers to
Big big is
Yeah, but then I don't think the biggest Albanian person I met though is actually bronzes home. You know big body best
Well, I don't even know who that is, but I've heard of them. I've never seen them. Yeah
That was fucking funny dog like sometimes you need a crash out like that
Like sometimes you need some a crash out like that to spice shit up dog like but it could also get you in a lot of heat
Because like he also got action broncin and some headlines. He probably didn't want to be
And all this other shit, but it's it makes for great content. You're talking about cocaine. I sent Ray the video on your Instagram
um
You see what do I howard's going through
What is life is claiming this was a cocaine and she pulled up a sack. Okay, it's a sack look like
At least half a ball, bro
You remember when I had you remember when I came up on that zip and I was walking around it everywhere. That's how big
And all crushed up for his wife is there like yeah, I need to I want to the four of some, but I don't think that's right
He's a co-kid, but I heard it's all lies, bro
This bitch is just lying because she knows that no one's gonna believe her. I don't know
She's also put her put his steps on into it, bro
I mean, I don't really think that she's the one that's this line though because like think about it like
How easy how easy would it be like like like let me let me use this hypothetical if Kobe was beating his wife
How easy would it be if the cops showed up if Kobe was like everything's fine it would have they would have they
I don't think the cops would have been like it's Kobe. He would have hit his wife
You know what I mean?
I don't I live what I need some help
That's his recent wife
This
This is what I'm fucking losing my fucking marriage to this shit
Look look how much cook that is
She pulled out that info
He's a real coke addict. She would have never took the fat, bro
I was gonna run out. Yeah, I'm full. That's a lot
How do you know?
I'm blash trying to get his kids away. No, but
But let's be real though. How come airy bitch that he gets with has a great story like that
Did you hear did you hear what the last one had to say the one that said that this motherfucker during Kobe had the during Kobe had did he party's type of shit?
Dog so the other one the like the one that's done more interviews and this is the one that said
Like according to her like when she was like hey, oh, they're hawk on this videos of like you the other man type of shit
Like and all this stuff and she caught him right like this kind of shit
He threatened to air the whole house out right
And then she like that was the last straw for her to actually come on and say because the cops got involved
But prior to that when they broke up. I'm sorry after that
She did an interview of a blood TV where they were just like okay, like break what happened at the parties during Kobe
This we used to have parties dog like quote-unquote ditty parties out there was there was do those on the table
Yeah, there was coke there was drugs and and then the his first kid the one who got taken away or some shit like that
That what is it he was the one that like they he was in his room and he went to get out there something to eat and the mom asked him like
Yo, what did you see and she was like all this shit on the table and all this I don't know
I think it was one score chick. All right cool. She could be making it up
But when all three of them have something similar to say about you
Okay, how long how long did he go in the in the public eye people was like we yeah, we saw rock boys
Yeah, we this we weren't puffed at each and all of a sudden this she comes out of people like we've been saying that shit for years
All right, I'll give you the benefit of that. Let's say he is the white Howard is a crazy motherfucker
But she's handling it wrong, bro. She's gonna lock up her baby
He's handling it like a black woman
Yeah, and then if you watch the video it looks like she's coked out. I won't point she's like and he's fucking doing coke
Yeah, you know she's not coked out. I mean, she wants all thine. No, you're not gonna do a bump before you go on life, bro
You're like let me do a bump. I gotta I gotta I do get where I do get where you're talking about because if I
Because because if we're really if we're really gonna if we're really gonna keep it 100 bro
Like the moment tps was called
Drug tests would have been issued either on the spot or the next day for both fucking parents
I doubt that the fucking cps showed up is said. Yeah, that's the white Howard. You know what? It's I
Kola. Yeah, you don't be like we'll come back tomorrow. There's no way the seat like because
Foo I've seen cps going up his sausage or not personally myself, but you take that. Thank God, but I've seen
First of all, the scene you're not a stonto. You seen that. Yeah, I've seen that she's taking. I've seen for sure
I've I've had I've had cps show to my door asking about somebody's baby daddy
Like talking about have you seen this dude because it would like dog like you gotta be honest because they're looking for that person because that food
This on fuck those shit to the kid. You don't have to say what you said
But if a cop asked me has that person hit this kid and I've seen them do you snitch?
Bro, that's a kid bro. Oh, right like you see I wonder if it's involving if it's involving if it's involving a kid bro
Like yeah, you have no choice. I would that's what I always say. I know what kind of what kind of
I'll tell you right I'll tell you right now dog like it wasn't it was worse than hitting I'll tell you that, but yeah, they come
And then you gotta just be honest and be like hey bro like you know, I mean like either you see them or or you haven't
Because at that point if I've seen it that means I got to act on it too though. That's what I'm saying too
If I see some shape I hear some kid yeah screaming. I'm like I'll knock on the door
Well if I were here some kid screaming I'll go knock on the door. I'm like, hey kid, okay
Yeah, I don't give a fuck if you could just tell me. Yeah, he full didn't do his homework. I kicked his ass on my eye
I just want to make sure this was okay because it was screaming cuz I used to scream like that's a good
That's the big difference though punish me and fucking I just went over over fucking
No, but yeah, but for that's over fucking like a ass whipping that's uncalled for type shit
Crazy part about the thing the thing about
That tricks me out like when kids be fucking crying dog when they be doing them loud as like when they get spaked is like
They fucking stay like like in the pause like
Like three minutes like
And you're like, bro, what the fuck was dad like
He's like like dog cuz if you stand there with the screen face
Like I'm like, bro like
Let it out for the fucker, bro. They just got their ass kicked
Oh, they haven't they got a fucking
Like you know like they're like I won't be here. I was like a man. It looks better. Yeah, it's my parents got from there for this
I'm like I'm glad that's all I know that's true cuz every parent does last. I'm like
For you to like for my mom listen to my grandma to the day she died. I'm like, I'll scare you
I'm like, bro, she's she'll say I was like man, you can push this old lady down. What the fuck you're scared for
Like you don't mean I'll do it for you
No, I'm like you don't gotta fucking listen to her like that
But like fool imagine us put these things that you did when they were a kid, bro like
Fuck that. I like the ass who and that's why every generation does less dog
I think I saw this I saw this fucking reaction video the other day about a bunch of like teachers that are quitting bro
Teachers from schools that like they are quitting because they like um can't handle the kids
They can't handle the fucking kids dog and it's fucking crazy because like dog like there's no you remember for dog
Like you'll see some teachers. They'll start crying or they'll leave whenever they had enough
You know, I mean like but that's it. You know, I mean like they wouldn't like they really wouldn't quit now
Well, there's teachers quitting at all time high cuz there's just no respect like nobody respects no authority
They all starts at home because they fucking kids don't get whipped no more. That's why thank you dog
Oh, I you have kid you have kids that are fucking five ten years old calling their mama bitch
Oh
Okay, how are you gonna do it mr. No kids? Yeah, okay, like no for real. No, no, no, no, no, nobody be honest
She like that's a very valid thing if if I like let's just say you have a kid and then
Your kid is to fuck you 12 years old. Let me finish. Let me finish and then and then you're like, hey, you know what mess?
I got this one. I fucking D you're not gonna fucking you're not gonna fucking go
You know, I'm taking away the thing the PlayStation, right? And this was like fuck you dad and he tells you
Just throw that thing away
I'm gonna at least pop them in the mouth grow like a nice little fucking
After ten years old, I stopped getting hit cuz my dad was like I really have to hit you to hurt you
And there's no point anymore
There's a point when you really gotta hurt them to really hurt them
And that's what I mean at that age for you just gotta find out what your kids love you take that shit away dog
You take doors away you make them wear the same fucking clothes. There's punishments. You don't have to hit your kid, bro
I love soccer so much my friends are like, but let's be but let's be real maybe but let's be real though
Maybe you just blessed to have a good dad. They kind of waddle way like like you don't have to but like but but the same time
Not that I you know you're usually devil's advocate some little ass fools gotta get hit. There's what
Okay, like like some little foos gotta learn by getting hit dog because sometimes like food
There's someone else getting a bus on that. They just like you like you most of them you can find a way you go to a Walmart
I want to hit that parent that versus kid for like you don't like he but they're like
You're like, let me take off my pants. Let me show you how it's done
But the problem with that is that kids like that because he's been
Allowed to act like that for fuckers because he didn't get what bro
You don't have to walk on from the beginning. I did had to do it to me
You know how many game boys my mom broke in front of me. That's stopped it out, bro
Stop stop that bitch in front of my face, bro. That's the punishment. That's she didn't do nothing to me
I'm still a bad kid put it away without breaking it
But I tell you what when she with my ass. I listened
Yeah, that's it. That's just spoke those languages
Like I said, there's an age where whipping ass. Don't really fuck somebody. Let's people in the chat room
chime in with what you're saying or we'll chime in what we're saying. I'm gonna try to read some of them
Some joey says my first time getting high my dad slapped a shit out of me. It's that's for my no money. Why not laughing my ass up
And did you stop?
I don't know what you're saying. It doesn't really work, bro. You're just pissing your kids off and they go in the room and they're like
Why don't you hit bro? No, it's been the fucking talk to him be like yo, this one
Play me simple. It's been scientifically research that hitting your children is
Only causes negative after effects. It does all it does
Science, yeah, when they're little I understand like when I'm a little slap
But once they don't do it
Hit a kid, bro. Well, you're gonna hit a 13 year old. Oh, you're gonna
You really gotta hurt it. So if you I mean that's what I'm saying like at that point like at that point
It's like a fool like if I have to fuck you up because you like I'm the end is in your 13 dog like I'm gonna have to do some extreme measures
Like you know me like like like like
Dots and you asked the bootcamp. Yeah, like we go that's okay. They're gonna that's extreme because that's extreme
But kicking your kids ass is it bro? They're gonna get even they're gonna get be even worse
There's gonna be even worse at bootcamp. They're gonna beat down mentally
That's worse
Science it like hitting your okay, like let's say your daughter sneaks out hitting her ain't gonna do shit
How about you take that shit did help my for my friends wife dog. I'll tell you that much
That's full that that I remember I remember to this day food. That's what she showed she oh zero
Yeah, one kid
But but look look look look your daughter sneaks out. Okay, you're gonna hit her right she's 13-14
No, you shouldn't you there's literally other consequences take the doorway. You want to sneak out? You have no fucking privacy
Oh, you want to sneak out your thing your little slut you get to wear the same as every day for the whole week now
That's me who wants to sleep with someone wearing the same outfit every fucking day when I pick you up and drop you off
There we go that teaches them to stop fucking with me instead of hitting them hitting them is a one-time deal
So I don't know bro like like I tell you right now dog like
The way she the way the way the homegirl was so comfortable sneaking out and the way she was planning out because she had a sister too
You know what I mean? I was like the way she was like sneaking out. They're planning it out going going my friend like at that young age
I want to say that as being stopped there from being a hoe
You know what I mean like for real dog she learned like I want to say like
her dad fucking like and her mom fucked her up so like they didn't fucking cripple her bro
But
She has some she has some scene chossel dog
Because not only in the broad scenes not only not only because like they found out like it wasn't the first time
They they found out they found out y'all are fifth time that she had been fucking going into it like they were waiting back when she came back
I've been like in the dark food. It wasn't
Yeah
Like but like I don't know but like I said like some like what you call like a silver tiki when I see a lot of
Edgers out there doing stupid as shit, bro
And they're like you know like the little fucking bad bunny hairs and all that shit like those kind of Edgers
Food like like I honestly say like
That's just felt all the parenting dog and that part of that parenting sometimes
Maybe having a dad to fucking humble your ass and and fucking let you know like you ain't about to walk around like
This is the internet in real life homie
You know what I mean like I got to teach you that if I don't correct you right here
Somebody else is gonna correct you and that other person's not gonna think twice about taking your life for correcting your wife
Like a moment like I feel like you I feel like when you get humbled like that as a kid
You think twice about testing motherfuckers
And if you kind of fucking you like I feel like it stops you
It makes you think about picking your battles dog
And not only does it fucking discipline you in a different way
But I want to say the most important thing is like you're like I don't know bro
Like I'm before I embark on this. I know how hard it is to get hit
So I was gonna tell you there's moments where I do agree
Like what I've seen like a dad beat his kid up because he joined the gang
Perfect bro. You think you're big and bad. All right, but that's a little bit with your dad
Moments like that but we got recorded
Oh
So some dad finds out his kids trying to be a game banger and he's like all you want a game bank
And he squares up on him like this what it means to be a game banger and he kicks his kids ass
That's a moment where I understand because your kids trying to be like bad and because you got bad grades
You're gonna kick you're gonna pull out the scene show. Okay. Not the book is asked purple
It has to it has to be justified. I'm saying like the game banger. All right, let's go
I'll show you what I mean yeah, I'll tell you that much like that shit
They'd also like that like that helped
For like my brother-in-law that was a very like that was pretty successful. I think he's very successful
You know this food. He's oh he's told me the job. Yeah, yeah, like he's pretty successful
And I and my lady has told me the story where like a dad got whipped that that was trying to be for the streets
For he's talks about this but he's like he fucking god dog
And I want to say that that's who fucking learn to walk the line brook real fucking quick because of that and he's
I'll tell you right now dog that that was a very good decision because that like I said I consider that was successful
And I'm like yeah, bro like you're doing it big like you know
I mean like you're out here like that's
Sometimes that as beating save your life. Oh, I agree. No, no, especially more
But I was thinking more like with like they're younger but like if we could like the three year like you all drops the milk
I'm not gonna pack them out
I forget where I forget you guys fucking living for I didn't do none of the game banging shit bro
I like I did like I control for stupid shit like getting a late to class
That's what I'm saying like you're getting beating your kids up for that. I was around racing
But if you're tagging you for selling drugs. Yeah, kick that fool's ass, bro
If you're doing grown man shit, you gotta get treat like grown man
But I'm talking like grades or I would like stupid shit where I'd get home
I had a curfew and I get home two hours later because I was a bitch like I think I'm really experienced like I think I'm really feeling
Quarto yeah, I got work in my great
Hey, I didn't because I didn't want the dog. You're gonna kick them all like you like you make you think like wrong
I was a good kid, bro. I didn't know fucking stupid shit where I was like I mean
You were sheltered bro. Yeah, you were a scared kid
But it was yeah, you were you were sheltered enough for you to know when it wasn't or when you could
It couldn't be scared dog like if you grew up in a place surrounded by adversity like you learned
By the hard way like you're like somebody can tell you don't go over there, but you're gonna learn when you go over there
Hey, that shit's hot. Yeah. Oh shit. You're right. It's hot, you know
That's how you learn dog. No, I learned that's how I learned I just said don't let's how like okay. Oh
You don't know why it's up. You don't know why Joey
My dad just fucking man's looking up me
Joey put in the chair and says when you raise a man you have to get
If not, they're gonna get walked on by others. There you go. See that's some that's some like you like
Like I'm not gonna say that you have like I said for everything. Hey, he can you pass the quote away
But I'm like if something like that like like for my father and I'm doing that to my brother and all type of shit
That like that to me is like just a file boy and that's the way that you
You you correct the line and a young man because otherwise if that foot thinks to get that over on you dog
And he doesn't respect the man that raised him or the man who gave you life
Then who the fuck is he gonna respect dog? And then when it's time to get humbled and you're gonna realize that there's other people
You gotta respect you gotta get walked on by others dog. I forgot. I know my bad
I dig in my ass kick when I was a little older, but my dad. I bet I bet you dirty
Yeah, I told that for I didn't wear a condom and I went
I told I put in one of her condom that I went in. Why would you tell your dad?
Yeah, man, he's like it didn't he can not get away from the whole and he's
I thought you know what it is is how many times you're gonna repeat yourself
That's what it is if I told you 50,000 times and you fucking don't listen, guess what next step
Somebody said
And there's nothing else to eat you deserve to get your ass kicked for not taking that to say
No, it's gonna go if that's gotta be hungry because your dumb ass fucked up, bro
And a little fucking backhand
I even got a futaso but a backhand and bro like who because when you ever forget the chicken out the freezer
She knows that like she has to hit you right now because she knows that like if your dad goes down to about a kid
Your dad's gonna hear your dad's gonna pass it on the
That's gonna. I'm like before you hit me go look at Junior's cheek
I already handled that don't hit me
I put a poll
Putasos 88% yes, am I feel bad for all you guys
You guys hear this I'll give you all these numbers and their IG's go ahead my kids don't go
My kid do that. I was like fucking herself. You hear this
I'm gonna give you all this
I'm saving the children dog
I put anybody fucking nobody nobody's being MC know you're like that's fucking like killing the children dog
What are you gonna eat the kids next we fucking saving the children for being a game banger if you beat them up so bad now you kill them dog
Okay, you know next
But I'm like Tyson away like you're not gonna be like a food like not gonna ground like your money grab the home
Damn
That is so crazy shit
I thought it was like a skit you told me that was for real for real yeah, all right, so everybody doesn't know
What is it?
Was the skit that we're not talking about this is real life. There's a video of
He's a com he does stand up, but he what is he does? I met him. Yeah, he does like videos and you guys you know
He'll open up for like we'll hold or host for George Perez. He has a show with Martin Rizzle. I think it
Kovina this week if anybody wants to go check it out and ask him a person about you
But I saw the video. I saw the video
Because he does kids like that he does like he does funny. I like his kids. He's does like uber full
Yeah, so that so that so there's a girl and then she's like she's at a bar
You know, this is all people do they're like, you know, like we could be at a bar and I'll be right here
Like yeah, just right here drinking and we're chilling and then like you come around you like oh shit. I'm talking to the chat
So this fool's like trying to talk to the fucking girl and
Like they're talking on the floor. Yeah, they're trying to flirt and he's like trying to touch her and like
Like he fucking just like tries to fucking grab her by the system style
Yeah, but like he tries to play it off like he's playing and the girls like I don't even know you that way
Oh, like to even like I'm not feeling you like that tampoco, you know what I mean? And like
She's like she kind of like back the way and then he tries to go for it again
Then like she kind of plays it off and then she because she's not trying to make it awkward because
Sure enough like five minutes later this foot goes into her chat. She was like man, fuck this bitch
He's like, he's like she's a lame
Uh, what is it? I make better content than her to her channel dog and then she fucking starts telling him she was like man
Fuck this fool. He's mad because I rejected him and this isn't that yeah dog
It's like one of those things dog. I tagged Martin Rizzo in the comments
Not he didn't try to grab her by the neck. There's video of it fool either. Yeah, I saw the video
I mean, I mean unless you want to call that her
Where is a video so I can find it?
Community
What do you if this is a neck? What do you call it this?
That's
It's great. I thought yeah, it might be
Oh, there is it could be fake beep bro. Yeah, let's go. No system being some fucking Adam 16. Yeah, it could be some Adam 16
Yeah, I mean, it could be something like that bro, but like, but like let's let's be honest though, bro
I feel like in this in this time
I'm not gonna fucking be playing around with bitches like that bro. That's true, bro
I didn't funny that counts. Yeah. Yeah, like like he was on a sick one. Yeah, they look like it
Oh, here it is
It's like multiple videos, but this is the first one. Yeah, I'm gonna scroll to the
And
This is fine, bro, look at her
Oh, but I don't think she liked it, but she's also like at that point
Yeah, okay, but you could tell she's getting kind of awkward because it's obviously the chance looking at this
She's like, I'm not trying to pose and I'm a danger anything. Oh, she has an audience obviously. He looks like he's a scary for like
Everybody bigger than he was scary to you
That's what looks lit. That's what it's lit
Yeah, but you'll be picking up you'll be trying to pick up
You know
This should look like money
Oh, man, this was on camera. You know what? I think I could settle at a court for a nice dollar
Hey, but especially if you have money, bro
You're a baller. You can't be doing those things especially with the camera. It's pretty talk shit
Got the yellow eyes
I make way more better
I heard that
Yeah, she went in she went in on her page. I seen it. Yeah, she kind of she kind of gave context like she put this weird old
Try grabbing me and then people in the chat. This they're reacting to it. They're like
Yeah, I hope it's all clouds. I hope it's skip bullshit. I hope it's all fake
So cold cloud that fucking part right there dog even if it is on some skid bullshit
You don't think it's corny as fun that this is the kind of level and it's accepted for people to be like
Oh, this is what it takes to fucking get clout
Hey, by the way, because somebody gets the doors for the clean issues
Yeah, what is it like to what is it to get clout bro? It's to get valid it. It's like what happened to fucking talent
You know what I mean like I used to be a take a lot of fucking talent for you to get some kind of recognition
Now motherfuckers would be like you know what right now
Well, fuck is we'll start a fire over there Xavier and then in the middle of it
We'll kick the log under and then we'll be like where does fire come from fire breaks out of the building
We've almost do some property damage, but we go viral like that's so stupid
I'm not gonna be as we're talking
You're right that's what it did that is how many of you is billions millions
Like like it's like if I were to tell you that you're gonna repost it
It's like if I were to it's like if I were to tell you like a fool like
Right now when you get up to go to the bathroom like flows behind you
You're gonna push the camera and then you're gonna drop it and then you're gonna be like my bad
I'm be like food I told you not to fuck up and I get up and I pretend to start sucking you like and we skate that like food
That's just so stupid like to fucking do some shit like that because it's like
It's very click me, but it's just like fuck well people's attention. It's bad. It's so fucking store, bro
That just talent is not where it's talking. There's no fucking talent, bro talking about that
I don't know if you saw and it was funny because we just
We just talked about him not too long go Chloe Kardashian
I'm gonna pinchy Lamar Odom. I guess he's got a Netflix documentary coming out about his whole fucking
Spiel that happened over there at the at the time. Yeah, he died. Yeah, and I guess he has a whole documentary
I guess everyone's talking about it. Chloe's fine talking. He's talking about it. And I mean Chloe
Chloe's like the one that she's like the ugly ducky and they got fine. Well, you know that dumb bitch
Yeah, thanks to money and fucking plastic surgeons. You know that dumb bitch got a tattoo of her dad. That says daddy
On as a tramp stamp. Yes, a tattoo of OJ of her dad
Oh
It's just as daddy on the back. It was number 32. Yeah, I see
Now but yeah, so what he has a just as daddy. Yeah, I guess when her dad died she got a
Tramp stop saying daddy to remember like for her dad and she ended up gonna cover it up
But it's like yeah, why would you get a tram stamp saying daddy for your dad? Oh the abuse
They're full. You're right. They are kind of John Luminati, bro. They are
Maybe because she got hit
She didn't have a black dad. That's what happened when you hit your kids though. Don't hit your kids
That's what happens with lepegas Bogusto fool
You know what I mean like your kids not a punching bag
But like if you if your kids out here being a silver tooth aid in
Gonna have to fucking put the scene show out sometime, you know
That's in child's dog. I don't know why I can see your kid on a leash on the
Hell no
Chippen dog he's going to school
Fucking you know a private Japanese fucking out here dog where he learns real fucking. Are you sure it's not about Gary?
Yeah
A Japanese private school. Yeah dog
And it's not too far from here. It's in k-town. That's what stays probably in k-town
Holy Salvadorian there and it's a house
Like this is my project
That's what you make your volcano. I heard what the fuck you want to if I want my to have manners
I have a feeling like I have a feeling when he's on
Finally, it's gonna have a kid
She's just gonna be so happy. She's gonna let this full pick everything. She name
The color of the room just cuz she's so happy that she that she's gonna be like he's on whatever
He's gonna be like we're gonna paint this yellow for Pikachu
And she's gonna be like okay
You mean they're trying to name him. We're gonna name him on blah blah blah. She's like no food. Don't like I don't know
Like I've looked into like what like does psychological things like I don't know
So like really look into like what it takes to raise a kid and like especially like the most crucial parts is like when they're actually very
Fucking little their mind is developing
So if you don't really have those like have you don't really like implement these like habits when they're young bro
like
It's it's I don't know bro. It's patience is a virtue. Yeah, like it's but then it's it's also knowledge
Just like bro you have to know how to go about it because it's like bro if your brain
It's like having a muscle it. It's primed on like you can make this shit like fucking like
Like solid bro like this foot could be proper or he could not it just depends bro, you know what I mean like
And that's read that's completely up to you like there's ways of teaching and then there's ways of fucking it up
So it's just I don't know. I feel like I feel like me be whenever it's my time to become a parent
I feel like mentally. I'm already ahead, you know what I mean because I'm not I would it would just be able to snap on like
There'd be it's like a pair of shoes that I ain't ever worn in the back of my head and I was gonna tell you that right now
I'm just gonna put them be like damn. I guess it's time to put these on all right and they'd be like damn
I feel like I broke these in I didn't even have to break these in because it's like I've just known like I've picked up
So much game and seen and from other people and people that I consider like then that's a great dad damn
This is something I wouldn't do damn this is that cuz like I kind of acknowledged that, you know
You want to write you want to you want to write the wrongs?
And everybody who has immigrant parents the wrongs your parents did not they're not to blame
It just didn't know any better so like
Yeah, it's certain things so like at the end of the day, bro
And it's your turn to become a parent dog like you what you want to do is
You kind of want to write your parents wrongs dog so like if you if you don't really know how to do that then
I don't know what the fuck you've been doing
I did just do the whole life dog because you could pick those up real quick and it's not that hard to fix that shit
Was that a skit that stupid uh
Crit Mac
The the giant or whatever that guy's name
Yeah, but you know, it wasn't a part of the skit grabbing your ass right that was not acceptable bro except
I know Adam
Yeah, bro because he told them he was like what was up with you grab my wife like he was like that wasn't a part of the
We let other guys grab your wife
Yeah, but like she like she wants to get grabbed by those fucking
I don't think it is not this gorilla. I don't I don't think I don't know fucking big ass fool
I don't I don't think he's a human being Xavier
I meant by like just big fools. She likes big ass fools
I like that. I like to make it right every time they ask that really it's like man fuck
What happened with something about tranny shit? Oh
Because that food
Neon called the fucking the ogre bitch. What's your name? You know what I'm talking about the one Ryan Garcia talked
Rock lockers
That fat ass ugly bitch
And then he's like he told crib mac like hey man. I'm gonna hook you up with this chick. You want to talk to her?
She was talking there then he just like he started hollering and then
He found out that that was a tragedy or whatever written and I forgot all man. He's a man fuck me on
Oh, I thought there was something actually something came out that he was with some dude about the girl
No, I don't know sometimes it's
Sometimes I get something it's hard man
Sometimes they're shooting drama that or shooting entertainment that I'll just be like ah this is worth my watch
It's something I'd be like this is just some ghetto ass shit. I don't need to watch this
A lot of things are ghetto actually
That's what I'm saying it depends on what some fucking show where I'm like, why am I wasting my time?
I don't like end of it then some days
I'll just watch documentaries
It sucks like it caught up in some fucking stew like like that like half a house
These aren't even cool like bro. I want to say it's been the last four months
There hasn't been nothing in the fucking theater that makes me want to be like eh
Let me fucking check it out toy story 5's gonna come out soon man to go watch it
Maybe like at home because like that you it's hard it's gonna be a hard to get a good fucking seat true
And they go man. Hey special. No, I haven't um I haven't really fucking seen and I'm just like man
Even the fucking quality of music is cuz around this time. It's um
Indie film festival seasons. Oh all that shit
You're gonna have to see it in a film festival or some theater that you don't regularly go to that's not sponsored or endorsed by AMC
landmark and all those bullshit. Is it true that at the Sundance film festival
Like there's no like heard it. It's like certain rules or certain like there's like one certain rule that you have to like follow in there
Like I think it's like no phones
Uh, you have to be a certain age or some shit
Probably an age. Yeah, for sure. I mean dude people who go there they pay money a lot of good fucking money to be their song
You know
You didn't watch that click a movie
Yeah
I don't know was it good you watch movies. I thought it would be one of the ones you'd want at least artisan
Okay, no disrespect dog like but it's like
How many movies it might gonna watch of like this the same thing hustle and flow was I mean like not a pimp
I know but I say it's like the same thing we try to be stars man, you know, I mean it's just like fog, bro
Like you know what there's too many stars bro. Let's try to be mechanics. Let's try to be fucking
Let's tell the story of a heroic doctor. Give me another hot cheeto movie, you know, I mean like that. I know we don't need that
There's not 20 hot cheeto foos out there, but for me to hear the same story again
Like I don't know like it's kind of like it's kind of like when I see another Sean Hulu
There has a whole castle Latinos. We're gonna save the taco shop. There's a lot of movies are right now
I mean, I guess it's like the black guys in the barbershops
We're at barbershop eight now ice cubes got to be dead at this point
Like
Citrix homie died like how many fucking
Barbershop are we good at black people gonna get
They're a good thing has to come to an end when you keep something going forever. It's not gonna be good no more
I don't want to do that's why it's hard for me to watch movies someone really had scream seven
Bro, I haven't been to the movie theater for like ten years. I think it's gonna be I think it's gonna be people in the chat room are saying
It's good, but then again
You got a like he had a like fucking horror movies to like that and that's one of them
Oh, that's one of the originals and the reason they're going on the way to save it in my opinion is because all the other ones
I saw the same shit throw the devil in there throw a couple of Santeria beats. We got a movie like a
Fucking like it like that's not like that's not the recipe like to a fucking good movie like before
There's some of the fucker in a ghost mass cat people really wanting to really thinking that there's killers out there like that
People saw Michael Myers people are like they are mine. I never seen a monster like that. Another fellow in Freddy Krueger
Like all the those are original fucking creations
Texas chainsaw the jacksaw massacre. That's why those fools get goaded
They become the messies of the fucking horror world and they're becoming that there's like the top 10
But like all these new fucking movies like that one of that stupid robot bitch like just turn it off
Like that's just not original like
Megan whatever the fuck her name. Yeah, Megan. Yeah, Megan. Xavier. I want to just falter. Yeah, fuck sure
Never mind. I've never seen me. Here's a list of movies in the past four months real quick
Pompeii below the clouds didn't die war machine
Dolly
Protector
Heal
Vladimir the bride
Andres immediate hoppers that just came out recently from Pixar
Undercard and epic Elvis Presley and concert which you should watch that I probably was gonna
I was thinking about watching this week, but that's a concert, bro. It's like I don't really feel you know
It's like when you but you get to see like footage that like honestly nobody has except that guy who made the movie
It's very intimate you get to see Elvis
It's beyond his prime. It's like it's like it's like it's like a raywood or make a documentary after I die, bro
You have so much fucking he's that so much b-roll. Yeah, so much heat
Yeah, you want to see a pito and fucking 4k. Go fucking watch that movie. He's singing
He's a pito. Xavier. I don't care. You ever heard about separating the art from the artist
So are we gonna still like our Kelly you got separating the art from the artist
You should be more mad at the files dog. I am at the files, bro. Everybody on the
What's what I'm trying to say is that if Elvis would have been alive
They'd be on the fucking files Xavier
Great come back great comedian terrible gambler separated the art from the artist. I'm a break-even gambler even chick
Let's go. What do you think comes with this art? Huh? Because art art like good artsy people aren't normal people
There's always something wrong with that person
There's there to be weird and being a fucking pito dog don't touch kids. Okay, but what else?
There's other things that makes you weird and makes you very good artsy. I don't care. Even killers. Even killers have good art
Yeah, not just to find killers either. I like if you do are I'm not gonna buy a piece of art if you kill people
Like I'm not gonna go buy a piece of art if you were if you're literally a serial killer
Or if you bought it before you knew he was a
That's different piece of shit guy crazy, but he's made some incredible last music that even I don't like too much
He's it's still incredible last fucking music, man. I'm kind of right
Not a lot about
He's the one over here that started to do shit and now everyone's like fuck the Jews. Yeah
But guess what I came with it the negative fucking connotations that came with that shit
And that's kind of fucked up for people who are actually
Non-signing this Jews you very big difference between you being a piece of the very big dreams you being a
Shade card. It's ex-gees Paul. There's a big dream. You're being a piece of shit and
touching someone who's not a baby. Well, we're talking. Well, I was just bringing up yay
Elvis different store different times X-Avery you know, we don't condone it. It's still
You have a grandpa. Yeah, my grandma was a bitch
I
I'm wondering I'm wondering other people like how the fucking like it's like you can't be mad at like a dead
It's like you think black people fucking they're like you know what fuck George Washington already. Yeah, it's leaves
They don't give a fuck. All right, I don't need had or not, but I'm saying like you like it's like with somebody like it like it like let's say like Elvis, right?
It's like fool. I know there's a lot of Mexican ass fools in the chat room right now and I know that when your grandpa got your grandma
She was probably like 14 your grandpa was probably 25 or some shit like that
Oh, I mean, so that was back like a lot, but even then but
You fucking go okay, okay, okay, since you don't care you
I don't care, but I'm saying like like it's like fool like it like it's like it's
As Hispanics in Mexico at 15. You're already getting married
So you guys cool. That's PM SPMA if I put not when I say we're no one saying that we're cool
I'm just saying it's that's part of life
That's like
You're giving his family money exaggerate USA you use AI build by pieces of shit
Come on
My mom was 14 when she had my brother and my dad was 23 you think that was gonna be like you know what?
Xavier is right folk my dad. He's he's no better than them. Yeah, but yeah, I should just kill my dad
A lot stupid logic that you want to forget, but your dad isn't Elvis Presley. You don't go to Vegas and so that doesn't think that's the first 14-year-old
He touched the one he married to her
Well, he is the king the king of doing that shit
It's just like
Is this like you try preaching this shit somewhere somewhere down in Mexico all the fucking people are channels and people are gonna be like
We're gonna go away. They're just like you know
They're gonna be like through you Epstein that'll make us in a cool way that just gonna be like
I married you're my grandma whenever this and they get they're literally they might kill you a lot of latino older folks are fucking pervy dog
My dad I know but it's 18 and over
That little dog is that simple 18 and over dog. I don't care. How I don't care. There's no excuse
You guys hey kids and you guys are okay with Elvis is getting weird here. No, are you sure about your dad?
I love his music not impersonally as a father of sort
We're just saying art can be
Taking away from the bad thing as well. Can we put a poll right now
Can we really separate interpainted some dope ass paintings?
Germany look like before
If I was a fan of German architecture like it like some people are their historians
They'd be like why do you have that in your collection be like well my historian I fucking collect all the shit from this time era like it's like
Is that person wrong for fucking doing that like I don't I don't know
I don't know if that thing is just like if it's made before that who took took a fucking what it was
Became what the duty was and he was in art school like what the fuck dog
It's technically a part of history at the same time and it's just like you can't you can't be like hey, bro
This somebody's gonna get it. You know, it's crazy. I could see you buying like I wouldn't buy I wouldn't buy nothing
I could see you buying like the Hitler mug and drinking out. It doesn't separate. It doesn't separate like the fact that
The true artists that the true art the true art of collector that bought that wasn't gonna see it and be like damn that
I have to have that you know what I mean like this is there's just some people out there like that
And I just think I don't know I think you stress yourself out over try to cancel and be mad at everybody like I don't have that much
Time fool. I don't want to be mad at the whole world beginning on my book
But this is happening listen if I don't have it in front of me like I hear a dog crying outside
And I see somebody kicking a dog
This is my chance to action to make a difference in the world
The shit out of that person but me seeing all this shit and you say you know what Elvis married this chick
I don't fucking care, bro. It doesn't affect me. I still have rent to pay the next month
I still got shit to fucking do if I see something wrong going on in front of me my turn to fucking jump into action
But until then I'm not gonna go piss on Elvis's grave. I don't fucking know. I don't I really don't fucking care
Keeklitz you enjoy living in this country
Yes, sir. No, no, I'm ready to I'm ready to get out. Okay. He's on you enjoy living in this country overall overall
Yeah, I love it. I love America Xavier same question. I rest my case
That's why that's why I'm not over here trying to fucking like I
Wonder I'm already angry enough that like if I was like XG and just being too
Conspiracy of the time for I'd be like Ted Gizinski every I'd be like you know when I'm writing a letter to everybody
Xavier here's a fucking bomb in your house just because
Just want to Sam Tripney's house
Who would like you know, I mean here's one of Alex fucking Jones
I would like there's some people that would just get that angry like that fucking Rihanna bitch the shot up her house
That's crazy. I'm fucking delusional. Do you gotta be a while? Yeah, I mean that's crazy
You see this shit you go as you see nurse, but she thought they were like friends
She was making videos saying Rihanna stop doing this. I don't like you like literally. That's a skit so she's good so
Food the videos the videos is crazy shit where she's like the devil is with Rihanna and they don't like me getting they don't like me getting money
So so they want they're just hating on me
You know who she you know who she sounds like
Remember that fool fool's gone wild used to post doctor fool
My name is Martin and if you take this and you eat and he used to eat raw meat and he used like he's his name was doctor
Pull up a picture of him
He like they have and honestly like that fool
I don't know what happened to that fool because he just went off the radar
But if you post up a picture of of doctor fool people know, but this will used to make crazy fucking videos online about
Just crazy conspiracies and just say it's the most rambling shit. What do you want papers?
Yeah, but the most rambling shit like I'm like I don't know people in the chat with do you remember doctor fool?
It's nice. He would be he would get a mad. He'd be like my name is Martin
We live in the middle of nowhere dogs
And then he he had a girl and people would fucking say a that girl he's with his kidnapped like it's crazy, bro
Like eventually, I don't know, man. He would drink raw eggs
But yeah, I think some people are crazy to lose this what happens when you get rid of fucking insane a set of silence
Bro like what like you need somewhere to put like you know how you need somewhere to part why they got really
You know how you need somewhere to park your car?
You need somewhere to put the crazy right there. That's what you don't remember him
Yeah, I do remember him. Yeah, like he he reminds me of the same kind of shit that this girl was rambling about and I think that's like some mental fucking shit
But something is frying up there like there is like a circuit and it is hitting your brain and slowly melting it like when you really think like
If like I ain't gonna lie, bro
Like if if if one of us came in here and like let's just say fucking the flow came in here
He was talking to himself one day with Tito in a round. I'd be like
We got to check it on flow
sour cream tomato's an avocado. That's very Keto friendly meal. I skipped lunch. I'm going on
48 hours. This is going to be my first little bit of sugar
Not enough to say shake my body. Okay, but this is like one of his like
Normal videos think about that my body will
Strew I know he all the other crazy ones probably got take it down because it would be somewhere like this who would fucking like
He'd have like a fucking like I remember those one crazy one of a Ernie doll
This we had a fucking military knife and this one. He's like yeah, he could just throw and he has his head and he starts to fuck
Yeah, and he starts fucking like doing all this he starts saying all this shit about the military
And then people even stop calling the cops on him
Food people are fucking crazy out there dog. There's a lot of fucking nut jobs out there and
I'm not gonna lie like there's some people out there, bro like
You point something at him you could fix the crazy and you realize who the crazy ones are now
But there are some people who are bad shit fucking crazy. So for green thumb
You know when I whenever Bolton's out. I do is fucking shit either way to get submissions. We get emails, right?
Yeah, we all don't do
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From certain folks and we're like what the fuck is this person talking about and why and it's like dude a long as fucking email some people
And it's things that just don't make any sense as far as like why you send it to me or to us rather you know what I'm saying and
Pitches and all these like delusional type of shit. It's sad. There. Yeah, no look
I've said this before and Xavier will remember I think it might have been on my old account
Do you remember this fan they used to send us videos of him snorting?
And him no and not just that that fool will be like this fucking hitting the fucking pooping in that shit
Spitting that shit
We spoke to the camera and just say we don't smoke the same dog
Look, I'm gonna do the dragon. Yeah, and then you go. So do you know the same food we're talking about?
Yeah, of course
And honestly, I'll every time I will talk to him. I'm like a bro like I pray you get off drugs, bro
Like get some help. I would literally sometimes he'll say some funny shit
But I'll literally tell him like I'm like a bro like stop bro like cuz he'll be like time to go to sleep
And you'll send me a video of three Xanax fucking taking it after he had been on the fucking pookie, right?
And I'm like, who does I'm like that? I said moody fool like think about like I'll tell him some shit
I'm like because I'm like why are you sending me this bro like like you know, I'm gonna watch it
But it's like that's a lot for me to to have in my conscious
Like cuz I know you like us. I know you because you're not hitting crack and see we don't smoke see what you shit
Dog like but I'm like awesome would eat but I don't know what happened to him
I think I heard no, I heard I heard back from him
I saw the account on my new page, but I couldn't find it after that too
I want to say two to three months ago and I was like and he was and it was one
It was a video of just like Xanax bars. That's it. And I was like are you the same fool?
And he was like yeah, bro
He's like I went to jail and then to rehab
But then like he's still on the bars
Look people, I don't know what kind of adversity you got going on
But self-destruction is not the way to go man like you but you you have a very but you pick up a very bad habit
I have it. It's very hard to break. I mean believe me like there's people will have normal every day
Have it's coffee sugar and all that stuff and they freak out being on your phone
You miss it you freak out some people start acting like fiends
I can't imagine what it's like to be dealing with a substance abuse issue because I know what I mean
At least I know what I've been there before and it is not it is not it is not a
It's not a cool thing to to be in so if you're dealing with it try to seek some help man
You know what I mean like it's because at some point you're gonna if you think that you're not if you think that the reason
You're justifying you doing that much damage to yourself is that there's nothing out there
You're gonna be missing out on
What about the moment you you really get close to the exit door you see all that cool shit
It's about to happen though. Just some cool shit. You really do want you don't want to miss out on there's more out
There's more to life out there. You know, you know who's tripping? No, who's like seriously substance abuse. She has like sober coaches
That Britney Spears
She's got a DIY
How many how many coaches do you need XG?
Obviously, they're not working out for her
I just needed to be in the drug tag and I learned my lesson
Well for real though, I feel no no no no she she got caught with do I but they found other substances
They're like they fucking tub above blood testiners. She was acting all weird. I'm just saying I
Thought it was fucked up that they had her in a conservatory and a conservatorship ship or whatever you call that
When like your parents run your money now that I'm thinking about it like yo that bitch is crazy put that shit back on her like
She's got their drinking and driving those a video where she's with knives dancing. She's trying to show off her okay
But like I heard was it that she was drinking and driving her?
Was she she under the influence of psychedelics is what I heard right? She got DUI so she was drinking and driving
I'm gonna find it right now. Chad GVT
Great this for
Great this
I'm not gonna lie, excuse me. This is not I mean the ceiling
Yeah, the ceiling could have been the the you know
What do you call that you know
If you can study this hard for citizens you use the cock gun right here. You don't have me to close it up
But you guys were here. I don't want to pull it out
She said I think you just need to seal it and then you're good because I think when you burn it like that
It won't get a equal burns just push it down. Oh, yeah, I would give that like a good
Half
See chicklets you can hire me now
Like there's there's like like when you work for only for this food like there's there's no fucking I got an 8.9.5
He's like I'm smoking that
He was like I can't have no like chicklets always do burn fucking perfectly
I cuz usually I hate buying pre rolls cuz they just they're too tough. They got shitty weed
But his always just burn nicely
Missful had us all fucking high. I just all had us all fucking high at the comedy store
That was funny. I'm scary. I get there and
It's fucking empty bro. I am one of the first ones to get there. Yeah, I am one of the first ones to get there
And I was fucking needy. I'm like yo needy. How many tickets you sell?
I found I found out what she was under the influence under our Ken like your shirt
Yeah
prescription prescription medication misuse and stimulants like Addero or and feda means
So I mean the coke down and driving now and feda means means that she must have been like like an Addero
So basically you go man. Yeah, there you go coke. Yeah, no, no, it's one up, bro
It's like it's man. Like when you've done the powder dog like that's what if you feel invisible drinking on that imagine how these fools feel when you're just tweaking
Yeah
Bernie Bernie was around for the meth days, bro back in the day
The ballers weren't doing coke. They're doing Matt never. Yeah, and the 80s or I ain't early 90s
They were still fucking smoking meth, bro
Well, cuz in the end it was expensive. It was a baller thing to do coke was cheaper than that
Crazy because the crazy you're right about that for at some point
Like there was like a time in LA where there was a lot of people doing meth thought like I'm talking about meth
Was even in the high schools. Yeah, it's like who's we're talking about it. Let's go smoke some air type of shit
Like I would like not my air up. I want to say the arrow like maybe before that
Or so that but like who's for fucking just fucking it wasn't team like that bad, bro
But I mean, it's always been bad. Of course, I'm bad. It's just it was just more out there wrecking the day
Fucking tweak dog
We baby
That's what I got it down with the South Park character tweak
Let me see your impression say you got it down. No, I said they got it down
Oh, I thought you said you had it down. I was like you can't do fucking tweak
Who was it do that had the joke about the meteor and I what are you gonna be doing before the meteor hits the fuck?
Yeah, well, who was that oh
That was the dude with the brown sweater that was nitty. I was like was a nitty or the do the bros way
The joke, but he was just saying like what would you do?
Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, why before with an asteroid comes and he was what would you do?
What?
Astro is coming and it's about to fucking kill the world in five minutes. I told you that box
That box that emergency end of the world box. We're like I have is like a little bit of everything
Do it all it's party time
You're not gonna go hang out with your family. Are you gonna be on drugs with your family?
I want to be on drugs with my family. They're like you're on drugs. Yeah, far we could take it
Yeah, I'm gonna try to give them drugs so much. You're gonna die. Come on
That's the worst all like
For real though imagine if you know, but like cuz your parents are gonna want to like pray in shape, bro
Yeah, they'll probably be praying for sure
Pray before but like I've said the last five minutes, bro. The last five minutes the last ten minutes. I want to be
No, okay, I want to hang out the last hour. I want to hang out the last hours. I get one out
The last hour I want to hang out with my family and then the last 45 minutes. I want to do a locker cane
I'll be on sick one and then
I want to do more cocaine boy, but we're on sick one and then in the last ten minutes. I want bone
And die bone it your heart's gonna stop. I'm gonna fuck dying anyway. I hope I I hope at the same time
I hope my heart stops exactly when the asteroid hits
By the title I think any the thing is any that shit has built so much momentum
Coming from from from where it's coming from dog
We're like by the time it hits the earth everything that's living already is already like disintegrated because of the fucking presence
It's like
Dragon Ball Z character when I those whose land like everything's fucked up dog already like there's no green shit
Like everything's already burned to smithery. I'm gonna try to shoot it too though. Oh my god
I'm gonna load on that ass to him
Can I break it into pieces?
Have you ever been shooting with the bazooka? That'd be tight
Remember when they put when they said that they would say that they're like
No, these party and they like it. I don't know. Oh, yeah, they were I've ever seen those videos in mango where the fuzz are like
I'm like and they're at a party and I'm like what about the gas like isn't this supposed to come down like
Do they what happens with that?
At the angle
So if you're like at a ranch or you're like in the desert
That way, but it's still got to come down
So you're not supposed to do that in the city at all because eventually it's kind of come down and it could literally kill how far can that how far is that not funny?
All those videos in Rayco I'm like food so wetting right and this food's are just like
Bro, like in my name I can't go to pitch a T.O.A. like you know, I'm either like her. I was kid bro
Why you always got a fucking big thing?
The kids always suffering. You're saying
Bro, run your own playing games and next thing you know that
You get clump dog. They're there with the iPad iPad just goes flying bro. It's a little there. There's kids. There's kids
Other kids got seen on a traumatized bro when you're anti. You know, well
No, god. Yeah, it's gonna be more than one person fucking dying
They separate 100% or like have you seen the Arab ones where like those who have the fucking AK-47
And they have the rope like the rope of bullets go in
So it feels like
That's crazy. This was have a gang of bread like that. Huh?
Yeah, all those cheeks
That's what that's what nitty's performing for dog
Like princes and kings
Yeah, bro magic magic. He's trying to get one of them pregnant
I was gonna say magic comes back to the egg. Guess what?
We're gonna come back with like dude. Yeah, you bone like some who got some like princess
Fucking daughter or something
Imagine he goes out there and then he finds out that like his parents like
Like go wonder by the government
No wonder you came to Canada
Oh, but over there over there and yeah, there's a caste system
But there's no way there's a caste system
What does that mean?
Cast system. Oh, so you they interviewed before they let you in
This motherfucker. What did you just hear with?
What kind of yes?
Okay, no, full caste system is when like in the like if you're dead. Yeah, it's a hierarchy
So like if your dad is like a plumber you got to be a plumber like you
In India, bro, there's like there's like there's like the nobles and there's like the undis the untouchables
That's like like the poor people and nitty's pie consider that compared to like the people he's gonna perform
That's a nice. Yeah, I'm not even as a nice way of saying
Cuz they're gonna ask who I was gonna ask who's your family what's your last name and he's gonna say what's his last name?
So cool. Yeah, I'm like oh, I suppose that's untouchable
He's gonna end up getting one of these lady one of these fucking
This is our slave
So there could be a real Aladdin moment right now
And then he's got a fucking dog
Where you at? He doesn't have Wi-Fi in that plane. No
He's playing fucking emerald style. He has he has his own bathroom and fucking shit
Yeah, that's what he has a bed, bro. Was he need telling us the only fucking first videos of it, dog?
Was he need telling us that uh before this whole war bullshit? He was gonna get picked up in the limo
Yeah, yeah, he's like, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna drive to San Francisco
Yeah, he's like, I gotta so help
Yeah, cuz that's the only way there's like emeralds out of there from so he's like right now. He's not really
On the plane. He's on the way to San Francisco
Yeah, but he was supposed to fly. He's just fucking Seth driving him
Yeah, man, fuck you. That's cool dog. I just met the homie. He's tight
Yeah, he's the one he's the one the city's like, yeah, man, they'll take that part of the room a stripper momo. Yeah, oh
Yeah
Actually, he was like, what the fuck you mentioned? He was talking crazy shit in the green room that makes sense now
Cuz someone said he's like, will you let me fuck your mom? He's like, well, you really got to take care of her
And I was dying, bro
Fuck you bro, this is so funny
Really gotta take care
Oh, shit. Hey, what's up with your fucking t-shirt you've never used Narcan?
You buy it and not at the right not at the room for his cafe
Hey, what happens if you do Narcan and you don't need it
Kills like
Kills like any kind of like drug your own so like it just kills their hide doesn't do anything if you're not on anything
So you can't get high off a Narcan like if you can't abuse it. It only works with opiates
Clearly only works with opiates you have to have opiates like a chemical reaction without opiates
It literally does nothing. I wonder what would happen if I like do it before the green thumb shall be like well, I've got to start fresh
Remember when you were like what happens when you do it with cocaine you think it gets you higher
I was literally you'd ask me for
It's like throwing up after you you know
cocaine believe it
You don't just does that because he does too much coke
Yeah, when you used to like what I could tell I this whole comeback. I was I was starting sweating
Yeah, he's gonna come back from the bathroom sit down next to me at the LFC game and he starts saying I was like
You got throw up huh. He's like yeah, I gotta go
And I would know it's because I saw what he did because we both go do a bomb at the bathroom allegedly
And he would do like but you would see him go like this bro
And I'm like sure bro. He needs like yeah, bro cuz I won't come back
That's a whole line on the fucking team
I don't want to come back bro
And that shit fucking suckbook cuz like that shit hit
And then all of a sudden bro. I'll just start like
With what like I'm talking about like is if I'm working out just
Like a fool is not even that hot chill bro like he's like why are you sweating like that? I'm like
Yeah, just that I was just walked to the bathroom at the moment. I'll come the woman. I'll throw back throw up
And then I'll just be back up enough. Yeah, yeah, let me get another beer
I have actually was such a feeling though man. How's the last game? I saw you there. Oh the last game was cool, man
Yeah, I still undefeated
At the moment you're looking at regs just everyone else the international women's post that the LFC
Original's posted made me laugh just a little bit, but celebrating
I was so lame. I was but international women's day. I was like could they post? Oh check it out. It doesn't matter
What does matter? What does that do?
They posted something LAFC for women's day. Not not LAFC the originals. Oh, yeah
They like what is it uh because there's a lot of females in the club. Oh, yeah
Well, not like females, but like those are like most of like the chicks that like are there with some of the buds
Like their girlfriends or wives. Yeah
Hey, we're like the currently the biggest fucking supporter group. I don't be hating though. I'm
I might be there this weekend
I had me like me and the group chat be like, hey check out this clip
Hey, Trigg, was you going to go with me?
Then next to Casino Saturday. Saturday. Oh, well Casino
Huskies right there
Huskies is not just right there
Most of the time when I go from my house is what
This shit is his
You don't don't don't make me tell them about on Sunday
Have a Sunday. What I asked you
I was like, oh you came here right after the sesh
I was like, oh, so you went right by
Oh, by my house
Because this is always tripping out that I don't go home
Because I was gonna call you on Sunday to go to the casino, but you like oh it's family day and then I
Learned the daytime
Yeah, see during the daytime. We don't smoke the same family time, huh? Yeah
It is when it can't be I took it to Ryan Fest
She learned
Yeah, I loved it there, huh
I said he was at the end of the fucking night. This was looking at it. He's like, where you trying to go eat?
And I have a with the kids
Oh, yeah, I was trying to eat I did go eat actually and that sandwich was good
I'm telling you fucking pinks is good. That was pretty good for anybody who knows pinks is fucking open till two and
Pink sells hot dogs. Oh, pink dot pink dot. Oh, yeah, my bad pink dot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad
Yeah, I was like pinks. It's the whole day. It's a hot dog restaurant
And the bed was like sourdough, but it was like cut weird and I don't know I was weird. I didn't know it was sourdough till I beat it
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna comment so we have such a great time with fucking tickets there in the back
I know I did go straight from fucking Gardina to Hollywood though. I had a drive by my house
Yeah, cuz what's your stop? You know you're gonna go back
All right, let's get into some of the super chats. Yeah
Yeah
Also a bit well before we get into those let me remind you guys. Please get your tickets for four 20 at the comedy store
Go it down for 20 Monday night. Let's set out
We got a great lineup
You guys will be hooked up for buying a ticket while supplies last at the end of the night and let's
Smoke it out, you know, I'm saying let's fucking
Chauvin how we do it. We don't smoke the same style. You can go get a VIP booth get a floor bench seat VIP seating
General admission
Or will missy's booth is sold out, but yeah, there's plenty of tickets available
Let's fucking to pack it out great lineup in there. Yeah
And yeah, it's gonna be like I'm telling you that night. It's gonna be really dope
I really look forward to hanging out with a lot of you guys probably gonna be there
Early and I hope you guys enjoy the show that day
There's gonna be people coming from
Other states
Yeah, somebody coming from San Francisco, Arizona
That's a good. Yeah, there's a couple of people coming as a people flying out for farther, you know
Yeah, I think a couple will hit me up asking if I'm gonna be there for sure so they can grab some stuff
Yeah, they're gonna be there. I want some chicken. Yeah, they're like double-checking. Oh, yeah
I'd be like you think I'm not gonna be there on the fucking show
He's like I'm on the show all this fucking time. I mean you think I'm just not gonna fucking show up at the company store of 420
Oh, you cannot smoke inside the fucking yeah, what are the do's and don'ts because a lot of people I'm thinking
You know, this is fucking smoke it all outside. Yeah, patio
We can smoke. There's a there's a lot of play smoke. You just don't smoke inside the building
You won't get kicked out and it's not gonna be a good time for you. Well, I mean yeah, because you don't want to set up the alarms and then
The whole property gets damaged
Yeah, and they got plenty of security trust me. You're not gonna get away with it
Like trust me. There's a lot of fucking security who will they take your phone away from now
So I go
So I'm just on the guest list right and walking with nobody. I came late. So they took one phone from me
Right, but then I also at the sash at the sash two fans came up to me on one Sunday and then oh yeah, we know we watch the show
I was like, oh shit. I was like, well, what are you guys doing? I'm leaving at nine o'clock
You guys want to go to the nitty thing?
I told nitty a I got two thousand maybe can they come he's a gringo all right cool
So if I do your workers. Oh, they're just fools. I came to get some shit
I told oh no, I told nitty. Yeah
Nitty-new nitty-new
Who show is this yours or nitty-na
What does that matter go on checkments?
Yeah
See VIP when you listen to when you watch the show
Never know it's gonna happen. Look. This was mad that
Took some fans to
What aren't you part of the show so that you're fans too?
Uh, fucking uh, yes, I'm walking in I fucking kind of giving everybody a hard time cuz I don't like to give up my phone
I'm like
Talking to him like and I don't want to do this but fucking have to you know
And if I as a fucking and I get there and I'm walking through the about to walk to the glass door and the girl opens the door for me
And my fucking other phone goes
I'm like, oh god damn it. She was do you have another phone on you? I was like, well, double bitch
Yeah, she made me go fucking put the other one in the case too
Yeah
Yeah, the thing is like if you have a smartwatch you can still text
That yeah
It was that thing ever real though about it leading like marks on you burning you or something with the iPhone watches was that real
I think that's why they had a recall, but you know the one thing that's real though
If you have tattoos around your wrist like it won't read your heart rate property when you work out
So it'll start it'll keep resetting it over and over and over again
So every time I fucking work out, I always got to switch to the side of another tattoo
I low-key kind of think I mean
They're doing research that tattoos might not be like
In safe as you fucking I would they be I so I don't understand what people think
To artist homie and I believe them so you believe very things organic to
Yeah
Your skin your skin is always fighting that's how they fade because it's always fighting to recuperate back to it's normal
pigmentation
So research
Oh, I have way more than you
I'm not saying don't I wasn't trying to compete on how much I was lying this I'm just saying
You can go ahead. I don't know the cure for that, but you can hit you can hit up the CIA apparently
Because there have been files
There's a lot of outrage going on right now
But the CIA that these files leaked about them knowing about how to cure cancer
About 60 years ago and they with they purp the in the files they state that they purposely withheld that information
Type sheet which a lot of people will say
They've known that for a while. I've been telling you this what the fuck you should listen
They got money for the kid. Yeah, that is very true, but to actually see it
That's very fucked up
It you can actually like write letters to the CIA and they couldn't respond to you right other supposed to respond to you
I don't know if that's like if you ask questions and shit
Then again, all I know is that you
You can ask for bodycam footage. They have to give you that have to give you that after a while
Yeah, like after a statute of limitation or whatever
If you tomorrow, but if you ask for it, what's crazy? I don't know how you ask for it
Pretty tight. I mean, I think I'd ask for a day of it just to see what the fuck they send
It's got to be crazy. It's like cops
They're probably the movies like that
If asked for a bunch of bodycam footage, then they fucking scenes on what they see on the footage
Yeah, someone dies you can ask for the but like what's there's a murder after a while you can ask for all the footage and you can see like
That's crazy. There's a reason like there's time, but they won't like they won't release the ones for a lot of the Las Vegas shooting
And that's what you start wondering. I was like, well, why won't you release
What the fuck is on those phones and they're like, well, it's because we're
still investigating
If you could be a detective, would you be a detective?
Like what type of detective like a
Bus the fucking narco detective or something
Now he's he'd be more like a Chris Tucker in a rush hour detective
Because of the Asian man
Because of the partner dog
The whole time fucking what is it? No, I see the book the detective caught a
He's always like taking the easy way
Fucking hitting all bitches not like costing the city thousands
They're allowed to
He knows his gambling wigs going on like we have lots of today's fucking brothers
Chinese with shit
That's some funny money
Hey, man, that you know, I was wondering somebody said
That they're oh when I was reading the story I said that like it said is illegal to invent
Something to help society for free
Yeah, like when she when you made something that
Like they said like water, but what like a gas. They were like car the runs on water. Yep, and you go pan that they take that away
They'll take it away. They're literally like nope. Yeah, we're not you have that pan
And they won't let you make nothing and the literally they will they will come up you
It's happened
There's a lot of people that have the
The water running because there was a fool
I mean they died from cancer and stuff and random deaths, but I'm just saying when that has the cure
But 100% when you 100% when you pan something and like let's say you create something
And the government can use it for technology. They won't give it to you for sale
Like oh, we've haven't created this we're gonna keep this. Thank you
They might give you money. I don't know how that works, but they don't let you
They probably already have it, bro. No, but like say you create something
So what they just think they just deeper us? They just deeper your ass. Yeah, bro
The government will show you a people that have been listening be like all that last person who didn't listen to you died
And then you like show you a facial like who's this Marlotte King? You'll know
Malcolm X
One of the biggest things is the weather the weather system the weather control
The farmer made that and now the government owns it and that was publicly a farmer made what do you mean the better?
How the seating the seating the air and fucking making clouds and all that shit a farmer invented that yeah
And that was dead. I don't know if he's dead, but the the government took it away from him
That's how the government got it in the first place. They didn't invent it
Yeah, that's fucking
Imagine then it's like what then like you don't think Facebook like Facebook like why am I gonna like no under all the people that
That's like scientists are secretive, bro
And they own you don't think that's why that makes total sense to think the government owns Facebook and Instagram technically
You think they just let Mark Zuckerberg run it like no, this is a great idea. We're gonna get everybody's information
No, they're like look you're gonna be the person to run it, but we need something you cough it up
That's what I mean. Yeah, of course we said they're in their puts in them. They have a guy who's like oh, he's the leader
But whenever we let you open up for us like we let you run it
We kind of told you we could took it from you, but we let you be the see out, but we told you we're gonna need you when we need you
Can you imagine though like was that's why they fucking look at Elon like they're just like fucking because that's what he's not
He's a scientist, but he knew how to play ball
He didn't even pull Tessa's not even his unit, but he bought Tessa
He's just like he ended up buying it from some other fucking smart people. How did SpaceX come up on there?
SpaceX
He didn't at that he started that every time they say that that's Elon launching shit fool. You don't you know it's not Elon
That's fucking the government testing shit in front of us and all this shit is being sent out
Under that fool's name and they're like eyes for Tesla like wrote. Let us know what exactly every launch is for
Cuz they're not gonna tell you because the government's launching all that shit goes on Rogan's
He's always on
Other other pills other 10 milligrams on Joe Rogan's he's always on Twitter
He claims to be like a very like
Number one like video game player for this very high-tech like computer game
You don't have time to fucking be doing any of the stuff you just sit there
It's so hard to play that no bro when people fucking they're like, oh, yeah, I play video games. I'm like
Martinez not like a segue dog. I'm just like
That's what I'm doing to
So I get home at 12. I'll play for like two three hours. We play I'm playing Pokemon right now. I haven't even started out. I have like fucking 30 hours in
Damn, that's crazy. I just go play poker
I have gone to two tournaments and I tick the fucking game away with me and I fucking play on the table and play in the tournament
Oh, you're not even paying attention. I did like what do you mean? I got well, I blessed it
I was supposed to be looking at everybody on the table trying to tell her
I busted at 40th place out of 189. So I'm and while playing that. Yeah, chicken. It's what wonders
Why when I'm at the poker table? He's like, why are you so quiet because I'm concentrating bro. I'm looking at everybody
Check it's over here
I can multitask
So you lose don't times that fuck up and sometimes they get lucky
Please bring your please bring your tablet and you're
You did the foot like the kids like remember in school that they tell you they're like
You could be a scientist you could do that like right like the fools that have the scientist potential. They take them away, huh
Like like let's just say if like we all went to school right
Altogether in middle school and then they take give us that test right then let's see how smart you really are right
Like you know like a that's a tease and they're like oh damn this kid
Good at science and that was excelling you they'll take that fool away, huh? It's called the gate program
Yeah, did you guys program? Did you guys ever do the fucking yeah, they were they were they were didn't you think the garment gives a fuck if you can hear
No, the government don't give fuck if you hear that your parents fucking job
They're trying to figure out who can hear this frequency for whatever reason
So you can go fuck. Oh, yeah, let's go to this class. You go to the gate program
You know there was kids that went to a gate program and they were smarter and I'm sure
Like they were smarter because they thought they could use them eventually in some type of fucking formula
I think Candace Owens took Charlie Kirk was in the gate program a lot of people in the gate program
And I think the garments like you really think the garment cares
For you to go to go to go to go to go to good college
So that's how you get garment really is like oh, let's let's let's make sure these young kids are in a fucking good school
That's how you get science fucking and scholarship
My daughter was in the gate program and they recruited her out bro. I'm not saying every kid ends up being a position
But that's how they start figuring out who plays ball who smart who can talk
Who can who who's whose whose articulate you start watching these kids you're like, oh, I put that kid over here
We can use them in the future and you fuck up. You start doing drugs. Okay, they start kicking you out, but they start
figuring out who who we gonna use as a mayor who we gonna use eventually hit one day and then that's I that's really
I think with the gate program I think they give a fuck that same guy put I'm stupid and my daughter is brilliant
His generation
Well, he sounds like I'm in the middle
I know honestly your kids like you're like what's it was my
Hey, what happens when you're in the middle
Oh, what happens when you're in the middle where did your kid get next because when you're dumb you said he become smart
And when you're smart your kid becomes dumb. Well, what if you're in the middle
More stupid you see what can do well the pendejo
Ah, man, got you who can must pendejo, okay, yo fuck must must have must pendejo, okay, too, right? Okay, first of all, I was what he said
Fucking instigator has food
Where's the degree at dog
All right, next one. Oh, well, we haven't even started
Haha
Dan they probably thought I was retarded. I used to guess on all of those
They would they tell you guys
They would when they ask is let me know if it's in your right ear left ear or both
Okay, and I always had like one or the other or something, I don't know it's weird
We're looking for kids that can back and get a seek of frequencies that's someone else kind here
Yeah, that's someone else kind here, but do you really think they give a fuck about your hearing bro
No, bro. They don't nobody said it. That's like some Homer Simpson shit. So what that Homer Simpson Simpson syndrome
But which one like they like that's what they're testing him for oh, I don't know you also know that they gave you a pink drink
I don't remember a pink drink. Oh, you don't know who was in the in the
In drink. I know who was in the game program. I didn't get a pink drink. That's after you're in the gate pro
Give you a pink drink, which is weird, but you know who I know I know it's two people have told me about it
And I think I heard one on more more in tinful happy two people personally Johnny Woodward was in the gate program the producer for tinful hat and chilling milley
I bitch was in the gate program for sure cuz I asked and she told me I was like oh shit you weren't it
She's like yeah, when I was a little girl. I was in the gate program. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh
All right, yeah, that's that's fucking wild dog like fucking the gate program though
The smart kids bro
Yeah, they've been making move schools and stuff
And like your parents have to pay for that shit too, huh? Oh, it's free, bro
You're pretty much become like an elite at that point. You're a smart kid at you were the smart kid of the school, bro
You're literally where the smart kid of school because you'll get the scholarship. You'll get what you need to go further
Yeah, bro. I'm telling you that's just to me. It's just such a government. I believe that's it for sure
That's crazy. I don't know about the pink drink though, man
I see it. Hey, is anybody in the fucking chat room with anybody in the gate program?
And do you guys remember a pink drink? Don't look like a one-time thing initiation tight drink. No, I don't know. I didn't
It was just welcome
It's just a doctor teachers come
Kind of is mo
Fucking mix it up
All right, let's get into the super chats
Or another reggae set up, but yeah, well, I wonder what is that pink drink
See what chat TVT
Pink drink and gate program refers to a viral social media conspiracy theory and Instagram thread primalik
on TikTok and Reddit regarding the gifted and talented education gift programs in America's early 2000s
Well, it's not asking me was there a fucking pink drink? Okay
Yeah, see there's a whole theory. There's a whole read it on it. There's no way all these kids are making this shit up
There's no way it was just like there was a pink drink. There was a pink drink and all of a sudden there was no fucking pink drink
Bro and fucking today's time conspiracy is the truth now only shit
All right, yeah, we have to do a more more on this, but let's get it to the super chats
Yeah, it said people are saying that they're remembering and they used to come out of like a bottle
Yeah, bro, it was serious. I never I never took it because I was in it was only when you were in the gate program
And all these kids swear by it, bro, and it's weird
Why are you drinking something and it was just like a shot? It wasn't like after I went running here
Sometimes didn't get hydra it was like oh, like you were just taking your little kid, bro
You listen to these fucking teachers, bro. I never a question a teacher while the little kid brought it told me the earth was run. I said, okay
So I went aged at what age did it not become around
It was probably whatever
But if it was fluoride that's what I'm saying it has to that's not good though. Why are you giving kids fluoride?
I mean it's fluoride in our water now
You go tell your parents like all you get me a pink drink. You're like oh god. I bet you a sweet. Yeah
I'm fluoride in the toothpaste. That's for sure. There's fluoride in the water and the toothpaste
Well, bro, it's a trip, bro. What if you would have what if you would have told them like I don't want my kid to be in the game
Why would you not what you're that's like that's like saying I don't want my kid to fucking succeed, bro
That's what I'm saying. Do they take them away from you?
I don't know the parents if you play ball
But not for that if you play ball
Because every kid dude dude every you know what every kid tells me here's another thing that these all these kids say these kids say
They never wanted to like jump
Great because you don't want them. You don't want to like not see your kids
Guess what the parents did
Your smart your genius. You're gonna skip grades and
Everyone hates it. That's when you start
Yeah, I'm any other little kid. Yeah, that's right. Hey, it's cool because now you don't you miss your friends
You don't miss and then yeah, but every kid didn't want to let me go to these classes
You were kind of forced into it because your teacher's telling you and then your parents like you know
Go I'm gonna succeed. I'll come in the middle for sure. It wasn't like oh, yeah, I kind of like that
Yeah, I like that. That was a gate program in the two time. I'm telling you dude. There was a teacher
Look could your smarter bro. Yeah, I was a dummy. Yeah, what the dummy because remember how they would treat Reese compared to Malcolm in school
Yeah, everywhere everywhere dog like it's damn. That's crazy. What if that's what that shit was about? Yeah
All and now they're all our age now they're about to be used
Candace Charlie Kirk died, brother. Oh, please don't make Malcolm a mass shooter
An actor
Ready ready let's let's get it to the Supertech Gary gate
Okay, I was just waiting for you to stop laughing first what all young sign senses a level of super sticker
Thank you so much dog. Oh, young son
Gracias, next from Tino Santos for 20 senses the thumbs up
So much for that super chat dog
Joaquin Rodriguez saludos y Ben y buenos días a todo same team same team dog
Yeah
All right, next one is from red Corvette 714 sense of the little thumbs up
Thank you so much a nice car
Yeah, nice car dude. I said 90's Corvette. Yeah, you get a 90's one. I like the body style
I mean the new one kind of looks
It's too much though. I don't like the new one does look like a sport like a super car. It really does
But it isn't well, it is a sports vehicle. It is kind of it's a sports car
It's not a super car. It's a car that is the entry level super car. Yeah. Okay. That's what it is
Tree level super car. I like to see the C6
The C06 yeah, I don't like the C5 school, but I don't like that the fucking
Fires the last of the pop-up headlights. Yeah, I'm surprised you know all these things
I thought about buying one
Well, you were gonna buy a fucking two-door fucking car that doesn't have no trunk space. I was gonna be I was gonna buy a C7
The truck was your mid-life crisis. That's I was gonna buy C7 so it's that's what she that's what the homie Tino did he bought the
Yeah, it was the last one of the headlights pop-ups. No, I was gonna buy it. No, I was gonna buy C7 if I didn't get the Raptor
Sevens were to yeah, he still has it. He still running all that. Yeah, he bought it with 20,000 miles on it 23,000 miles on it
That's great
That's a come-up. How much?
After taxes it came out by 22 from a Chevy dealership. That's perfect. Other homie has his other homie has an R8
Beautiful and sounds fucking amazing too. I thought to get the sheepie
Sheepie race. They do fucking crazy ass tunes and exhaust and shit. Yeah
Hey
That should be all right next one's from
vintage love senses the
Appreciate you for that
Yeah, I haven't had breakfast hungry. Yeah
See that's how I'm like I've been staying so disciplined dog
What did I tell you before I was like damn all this time off that I'm about to finally have these on everybody's different
No, I know I know but I was like man. I was I was like and that that is very tempting. I was like I am hungry too
But I was like what I tell you I was like I got a lot. I gotta use this time of locking
Lock into what's gonna make him ban through like you're not even a favorite bro Kylin
No, we're gonna ramen. We're gonna fuck up your diet. Let's go for this really fuck up your diet. Let's go to ramen. Oh
No, hey on ice look at him. Look at him. I told you he's a hell knows
I told him it's like it's the ultimate cheat meal, but like right now. I was like nah bro like this is
I the best if you could commit to five days of cleaning out of the
The week you'll make it because even on your own even if you fuck up on the weekends
You know you're gonna get your breakfast regular good breakfast
You might get your half your protein intake in but you'll be all right by the time next week head
But like you could dedicate a good solid five days. You'd be all right
That's what I want to commit to just five
Be straight. I mean the rest of them I could work out. What can you be like Mark Wahlberg every day
Jack bro that movie we're him and the rock fucking have that I mean pain again. He was pretty stupid though
Well, yeah character very stupid character
Yeah, I have your punch and you're you know
All right, next one that motherfucker senses the high five
Thank you so much that motherfucker for that super chat
Next one is from samwais the great when can we get rock on the show miss his vibe
Wasn't was it on last week he was on recently
When can you watch last week show
Yeah
next
Next one is from bend over your bend over
Still listening to spm first day out or not
Almost is out
He's almost out looking like they're gonna take his head
Yeah, it was
I mean a lot of that that kind of what is that hip-hop change R&B. Yeah, it was the R&B. That's what it was and now it's hip-hop
At our ignition I hear that
I'm trying to keep a cool
Oh
You're definitely fucking go everybody there repeat on nobody. Oh, not like sexually
Why not what do you mean?
I think it's hard. It's ready to bone. It's not all fucking flies. It's ready to fucking pee, bro
Not when you're done and you're just everything's over he's just like
So what you just ruined the sheets
You're
Here's a ruin the bad
Bro, let's go now just ask you
What if she asks for it? What if she asks for it?
Oh, there's only one way to do it because Sam told me triply told me
There's one way to do it. There's a method to the madness. 100%. There's a method. There's only one way
You're not like a super baller and you don't have like a big ass shower you
She lays down in the tub and then you put your legs over it and then you just pee on it
You don't want to ruin the carpets and shit like that. Oh
Why would you do it on the bed?
This would be like in like a sauna or a pool or like a
Some kind of water area right
I'm just
I'm just thinking about locations and possibilities, you know, I don't know
Being in the sun, I don't go to get it
Disgusting. Oh, I know all dudes. Oh, I know nasty. I've story about the sauna and piss
So like when we were younger
15 16, you know how you everyone gets a gym membership at your fucking high school
What was like eight of us at this fucking high school at this gym and we'd all go together and like, you know
We used to first start lifting and there was a sauna. I remember some keynote. How you put water in the sauna
Kids like I'm a piss in there
Oh, it's tank up. Oh
Mother fucking bad men's bathrooms pissed the security had a good not security, but the genre had to come in there and he's like
I
And we fucking knew bro because obviously with fucking inches evaporated piss, bro
It was this raunchy-ass smell bro. It was disgusting
Hydrated piss or is it healthy piss?
You know what I remember in high school dog there was somebody who like got in trouble
Because he did this shit like three days in a row somebody would go in the morning and take a shit in the urinal
That's that happened that happens to real
South Park did a whole episode on that shit
Like and like I remember what time I walked in I was like oh and I said you know and like I
Like and then I because they would do it
They would do it during home room is how I knew and then everybody would be like nutrition
And then like that's and then at some point I guess the janitor got him to it and he waited
He scouted him out right like that
And then after he was like he like he got him dog that food got him suspended and made that food clear it up
It was when it was a negative food
Oh, he made him clean it up that's what that food really he made him grab some napkins and fucking clean it up
I was I'm not cleaning it up. He's as disgusting. He and then he took him to the office
And I remember catching like the Ragnana halfway in because my my home room used to be on top of the bathroom's at
So thank you for it. So we just go down the stairs and then I'll be and then I saw and I was like
No way they caught that fucking shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
All right, let's get it to the next one
That's wild
Next one's from Bendover
When is Chica Latte gonna go on Dr. Green thumb
You're a good see you already know fucking not they they fucking um
Uh, they asked them dog. We were asked him. He was like, yeah, he was like the guy who gives me hash holes. Hey, oh, yeah
He's like, oh, I have a way before Xavier is what he said
That's not what he said
I'm just saying
My fucking head gives everybody fucking hash holes. I'd have them on fucking up to me. I was like can we have them on tinful hat
You can have all you guys on the top of green thumb touch a good feeling to see that
See talk
Let me see he talking shit about my car. I should do a crossover
Pokemon and he's like, I can't wait to pull a million dollar card sale
First of all, you got to pull it
No, it can go up in value you go have a you can have a like gold baby
Yeah, you can go all you like yesterday's price is not today's price like I have packed it about three years ago
Like just a little box full. This is crazy. You're gonna like a box with eight packs that I got at fucking store for 30 bucks
Now each box that I have in there is $850 what the fuck
And this is very far from a million, but I'll take it. No, but like that's how I'm saying it goes like a man
So how do you get a million fast hacks? Yeah dog like this is a scarf a stupid like you have to let it fucking go up
How many years is that
Three years four years
The 151 collection
So I've been stacking some shit out because before I was stacking cards up when it was available
And now I can't find product like crazy. So now I buy it
Different different prices when it goes up and down and watch the market and then I'll just stash it in the I'll just stash it boom
I have inventory shit
Bend over
Keys to your spare phone like XG
I'll never forget when the homie
What's his name
Beaves young beaves came in and told us how he used to fucking keyster his phone
All kind of phone I
Let me tell you the story
No, but let me tell you look iPhone 6 not that big. No, I don't know if it was an iPhone to be honest with you
All I know is that this full set
This was like like
What do you call him a YA baby?
He's been in jail like since you were a little kid. Yeah, yeah, YA baby
He's been in jail ending out. There's a morrito like that's pretty much like all he kind of knows and he said
He used to just kind of
Push it up his ass because when you're in jail for so long, I guess you kind of like well, I'm gonna have to fucking do type of shit like this
Whatever he says he gets out
He's chilling. He's got a girlfriend and I guess he's got two phones or one phone
I don't remember but all I know is his girlfriend thinks he's cheating on him
And she's like let me see your phone. Let me see your phone and she's like I don't have a phone
I don't have a phone. She's like I know you have a phone
And then she's like and he's like I gotta go to the bathroom
So it goes in the bathroom keysters that he's the phone whoops the phone and then his lady's like where's the phone
She's like I will search me and she's like I know what you did motherfucker if you're trying to keep it from me that bad
Then fuck it
I know what you did
Mommy's bro, that's insane just to get
But that's a dog like just get caught cheating bro, fuck you know your farts don't make noise when they come out
Yes
Yeah, like what the fuck I just get caught
You can do it even if I could do it because he was like bro. It's just like my side pocket. All right
That's why that's why they call it your prison wallet. Oh, yeah, but it yeah, I told 17 G
Max
Not
I don't know that shit was a crazy story. I remember listening was like what the fuck cuz I have been what I've been like when I'm cheating
And I've almost got caught. I'll be like. Oh, no, I've cheated it. I almost got caught
Tito showing us his life I bet you he's still used that phone
Cuz he could have thrown away
The ram wrapped it doesn't matter. I don't give fuck
Cuz if he wouldn't care, he should have water flushed down the toilet. That would have been me. I mean like man fucking ram wrapped it
And then he put this whole thing on it. Does it for carry a condom at all times?
I'm talking over
Something yeah, it's like you got you put it something you wrap it around something. What's the next one?
Next one's from swish for days
Cheers dab tar nas nas nas
That's what you hope I've been same team appreciate your dog and we'll have Hank back on the show. Oh boy
This new time. What do you think about this new time so far? This new day in time. Yeah people that if you're watching the show
And you're and you're catching the stream afterwards. Let us know in the comments if you like the
I don't know. What do you think about Tuesday? And what do you think about the morning shows?
Cuz right now we're trying to make it work
Being that nitty is gone. Uh, you know, no night shows people. Well, I mean, yeah, well
There's a morning Thursday morning 9 30 this Thursday. So
Stay tuned in. Yeah, leave comments. Let us know some people said they were at work. So maybe just maybe
The show for the patreon
You haven't done a patreon only in a long time. Yeah, very true. We haven't done a patreon episode
Yeah, well, I mean, we'll see what we make for you guys got another one right? Yes, we do we got
See all our nook in the grow key
Next ones from the ham bino 92 serve
Team dog
Bend over
XG the type to put plastic peanuts on the TRX
New plastic peanuts. Oh, the fucking balls. Yeah, the ball sack. Oh
Fuck no, cuz they do look like peanuts. He cares not a V8
So it's not even an option
Just wait till he's 40,000 miles
Wait till his 40,000 miles
Let's get back. What's your friends out of fucking
I'm glad I didn't get the T-Rex or the Raptor UC gas dog
Fuck yeah
I got a $2 to Wal-Mart plus I get like 20 cents off the gallon every time I go to Exxon
Cuz I got my membership. So I just be scanning the fucking thing and now and I mean before I used to be under 100 bucks
Now it's like 125 to fill up my truck. It's like 23 gallons
That's just 23 gallons
I mean that's how much it fills up with. I know mine's 32 is fucking huge
Oh, I just didn't expect it to be a V6 next one
Next one is from the Liars village
40 is the biggest I don't guess that here
Check this nose
It's just the car dog
It's just the car anyways next hard it all right
Yeah, there it is
The Liars village 44 days left can't wait same tube
Oh, yeah, get your tickets. Don't fucking sleep you guys as like a month. I'm sorry. It's 26 gallons
Either or next one the grow bro's the grow bro senses the dollar bra
Thank you so much the grow bro's appreciate you dog
I haven't seen eight, but I filled up at six 20 the other day six 20
The place I go is pretty pricey usually and I was in a hurry. So I just put it in Armenia. It is blending
Yeah, I haven't seen eight. I they claim me. I call bullshit. I'm pretty sure maybe at the airport
The people they live around you. It's like I don't check price just fill it up
Yeah, dog like I know exactly where you live
So does the chat room next one next one in the last one red core bed 714 same team
Hell yeah, man
So lute to you guys appreciate you guys you know what let's let's hook up somebody in the chat room
Let's give somebody a let's give somebody a pair of tickets to the fucking comedy show bro. How about that
44 days away. We're gonna pick away. We're gonna pick a winner to the comedy show. So I hope you can
I hope you pick a winner that is an LA if not let us know so we can give it away to somebody else. Please
It's no, man. I'm trying to pick somebody that has an obvious fucking because it's hard to do this
I don't know who maybe somebody has a California 818 323 is their name. You know, I'm like all right. Just full lives here
All right, so remember you guys are you guys are getting hooked up
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Pick the comedy store
Don't pick me up for a professor to see this girl. Yeah, and you only want to grow it. I said pick me up. Just me
We'll get you in the green room
Brick get a
But is it uh, yeah, you have a truck food. What the fuck anyways
I'm gonna drink that day. I'm gonna over my ass there anyways. That's why you got a higher like a dad waxing center
Somebody to fucking hooking the fucking drive row hire many. What is it?
Hey, I'll drive for you $200 an hour
Get you a flow
We sell out
But I was like I've never seen Tito drive the truck
Only only only when he went to Florida. I was like damn Tito fucking drove here
But uh, yeah for real everybody congratulations to the winner. Thank you everybody for tuning in
I think today is going to be the last green thumb show until they're back from their first run
On tour they got like two weeks. So hey
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Will still keep giving you a normal dosage twice a week
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Oh, you know who popped in fucking on Sunday?
No, it's fucking a Wi-Fi popped in
There's a homie Wi-Fi a comedian actor guy
We had him on
He was there he was homies with the DJ's birthday and then fucking Alex
Alex the great was there, too
He popped in that day, too
Yeah, they're all so fools. They damn haven't seen you since the homie crashed out. He's like
He's back now
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