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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the way the world works. Today I want
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to talk about everybody's favorite topic, taxes. Well, there's nothing good about taxes.
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And they are a people call them like a necessary evil or a necessary burden, because all
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the society needs it because without taxes, who would pay for the roads, we'd have no
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roads. And there's a lot of hubbub and a lot of fear mongering about it. So let's get into
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it. Let's talk about the roots of taxation. Let's talk about why they're one of the world's
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worst ideas ever. And let's start with a Benjamin Franklin quote that he wrote in a letter
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to someone in 1789. He said, and so the famous quote, in this world, nothing can be said
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to be certain except death and taxes. And what he meant by that is those are the two
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constants, no matter what happens in the world, no matter what changes for some reason.
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Death and taxes are the two inevitable things. And that's unfortunate, but that is the way
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it goes, because it seems as though wherever there is government, there is a system of taxation.
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And it has always been that way. In fact, taxes have very ancient roots, which we'll get into
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right now. A lot of times you'll hear, let's go back a little bit first. A lot of times
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you hear this that like taxes are the sacrifice we all make to like live in a civilized society.
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And it's funny because when you think about what taxes actually are, it's not really
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civilized at all. But people have just gotten this mindset that it's the price we pay, right?
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That's how we live in a society without them. Everything would just go, you know, unravel
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and there would be chaos. But what is taxation really? So if I go to my neighbor's house with
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a gun and I say, you know, stick them up, give me your money and I rob them. That is robbery,
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right? You could call the police. If it was your house, you call the police and you could
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say, oh my goodness, I'm being robbed and the police would come and they would arrest the
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person robbing you because it is generally seen that theft is a crime, right? I mean, if we look
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at constitution and the foundations of it, life, liberty, property, well, property means you have
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a right not to have your stuff stolen. Don't take other people's stuff. So that is just a given.
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I don't think there's anybody who would say make a blanket statement that stealing is okay. No,
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of course you're going to hear nuances. Like, well, what if you're hungry and you steal a loaf
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of bread or what if you do the scene? There's there's always I'm just laughing at myself because I
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thought back to national treasure one of my favorite movies where he's like, well, I have to steal the
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declaration of independence to save it. There always be some justifications. But for the most
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far, everyone can agree stealing and taking what it's not yours is not okay. Okay. So I said the
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thing about me coming to your neighbor's house with a gun or to your house and taking your money.
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So what is taxation then? What taxation is is instead of your neighbor coming to your house
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and holding you up a gunpoint and taking your money, they are essentially using the government
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to do it. So the government is taking your money by force. Your paycheck is when you get your first
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paycheck, let me just tell you your heart is going to break when you see how much money is being
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taken by the government for things that you might never even use or things that you morally don't
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believe in, like war or, you know, a big welfare state. So it's used, it's stealing money for
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things you don't want. But people think that it's moral. People think that it's, it's like a, you
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know, at the do's you pay to society and that you tell them it's theft. They'll tell you like,
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that's ridiculous. But let's talk about it a little further. So if my neighbor wants a strong
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welfare state for whatever reason, they are essentially upholding a system if they think taxation is
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okay, where the government steals from my paycheck every single time I get paid, right? And it's like
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they, it's like my neighbor is stealing from me, but from a third party. They're just like paying
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a third party to steal from me. Now, if you tell them, if you tell people like, yeah, but they're
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doing it at a point of a gun, they're doing it by force, they're going to say, that's so silly.
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No, it's not. Well, let me tell you, if that's not true, what happens if you don't pay your taxes?
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I can tell you what happens. You go to jail and it happens all the time. So we don't have an
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option. It is by force. There's really no difference between a robber coming to my house and a
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government official, you know, the IRS taking the money out of my check every single time I paid.
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And it's, it's so funny because in some ways I respect the robber more because the, the guy coming
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to my house or whatever that with a gun, at least as honest that they're stealing from me,
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the government will never call it stealing. They'll try to make it sound like it's some benevolent,
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some good thing because, oh, it's going for roads. And without taxation, we wouldn't have anything
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in society. And it's just like, whoa, that's not really true. And if you look at a lot of major
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revolutions, especially in our western way, so in like the tradition of, of Great Britain and the
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founding of our own country, what was that point, that boiling point that made people so
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furious, they were willing to rebel. It usually came down to taxes and property rights, but
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hating taxes is a matter of property rights because your property is your, is your money.
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So John Locke, we've talked about him a lot. He's my favorite historical figure ever. You know,
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he famously wrote in the second treatise of government, he said that, that when you put your
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labor into something and you're getting paid for that thing, the money, that's the fruit of your
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labor, right? Just like if you plant a tree and then it grows, you're going to have the fruit.
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That's money. Money is the fruit of your labor and you get to keep that and you get to decide
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what you want to do with that money. Now, the government interferes in that and that all throughout
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history has led people to want to rebel because, you know, like heck, they're going to take your
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property and your money and it's very infuriating. And that's how we got the Magna Carta. That's,
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we got the Great Charter. It's actually just, it's just Chata. I said it like I'm from Boston.
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Magna Carta, not the Magna Carta. There's some trivia I've given you before. It's just Magna Carta.
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So that's how we got Magna Carta and go back and listen to the episodes we did on that because
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that's my favorite part of history. And that's how we got the founding of America, right? People
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were upset about taxes with the Magna Carta. The king kept coming and declaring more taxes and
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and taking things that weren't his. And of course, we know that with the American Revolution,
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taxation was out of control and they had no representation. There was no consent for those
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taxes. And it's just, it's crazy to me. And it's funny because Robin Hood, if you guys know
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the story of Robin Hood, you hear about it and a lot of people will frame it as, oh, he was taking
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from the rich to give to the poor and you hear that. And to me, I think like Democratic Socialist,
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that's socialism. That's terrible. But that's actually not what Robin Hood is about. What is
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Robin Hood about? It's about a tax collector that's the sheriff of Nottingham who's working on
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behalf of Prince John, which rumor has it is portraying the same king that led Magna Carta to
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being signed. But I just read this thing that actually said, well, maybe it's not. So,
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we won't say that as gospel truth, but it's fun to think maybe it is, especially if you think
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about the cartoon version of Robin Hood where King John is always like calling for his mom and
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sucking his thumb and crying. It's kind of funny. Anyway, side note. So Robin Hood is about a
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sheriff of Nottingham who was entrusted to collect the taxes on behalf of Prince John and or King
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John, Prince John in the movie. And so then you have these people who barely have anything. And the
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sheriff of Nottingham is coming and taking the last of what they had and what is Robin Hood doing?
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He's robbing the government. He's robbing the king and giving that money back to the people. And
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so I think Robin Hood is very misunderstood. And for the parents out there, I know I grew up with
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the movie Robin Hood, Prince of thieves. And I watched that back now. And I'm like, this is such like
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an individual liberty type movie. Because what did they do when the taxes got too high? They
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went in the woods and they built like their own community, a voluntary community. And it's just like,
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ah, my brother messaged me the other day. I was like, oh my goodness, this is like a
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a liberty, you know, centered movie. And I never understood it before. So fun fact about Robin Hood,
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it's not necessarily about robbing the rich to feed the poor. It is the rich, but it's robbing the
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government, but you're robbing them back from what they stole. So that's a fun little side note.
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So taxes 100% make us less free. Let's be clear about that right away. Because when you have to
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implement a rule by force, you're going to have to make the government bigger because you're going
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to have to enforce that rule because there's always going to be someone that says, hey man,
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don't take my money. Like don't take my stuff. And good ideas don't require force. Remember that.
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If taxation was so great and everybody loved it, then they wouldn't have to make it a lot. People
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would just do it. And people do do it, right? But it's not taxation. People do give back. Look at
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churches. Look at, you know, voluntary charity. That's a beacon or a, sorry, a staple of American
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way of life. I said a couple episodes ago how Alexis de Tocqueville came to America from France and
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was just like, oh my goodness, there are sense of private charity of helping each other out is
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amazing. And that wasn't done through force. It wasn't done through the government was done by
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individuals taking care of their own. So if we want to talk about taking care of people who need help,
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like what they say, the welfare state is for individuals do it better. And let's talk about
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roads now. That is the biggest thing. I remember when I first got into to being political, people are
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always trying to challenge me by saying like, well, okay, but you know, if we don't have taxes,
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then who's going to pay for my roads? And first of all, communities would bind would bound
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bind together, come together and find ways to do that because the income tax was only enforced
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1913. So there were ways beforehand to for local communities to do that. And it reminds me one of
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my favorite stories that I wrote about years ago. This was kind of a PR campaign, but Domino's
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did a thing where his, you know, Domino's they have to deliver pizzas and their drivers are on
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the road. And there was this, this thing where they were like, listen, we're going to fix potholes
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in the road to make it easier for our drivers. So if you see a pothole in the row, row,
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whoa, road, call us and we'll have somebody fix it. And they do think they did fix a couple,
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but it was, it was mostly like a PR stamp. But I loved that because they did fix some potholes. And
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it's like, wait a second. Next time somebody tells me like, well, who's going to build the roads?
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And who's going to fix the roads? I'm going to say, well, literally anybody and Domino's.
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And it's funny too, because the government doesn't own a road company or a concrete company
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or construction company. No, they're just paying our dollars to hire someone else to do it.
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There is no government road builder, right? So it's so silly because those companies would
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exist either way. And there's a vast array of ways you could build roads. You know, you could do
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it by like your street comes together and says, like, hey, we're going to build this road. And sure,
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you as a neighbor could say, I don't want to pay for it. And you probably wouldn't be very popular
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in the neighborhood. There'd be natural consequences for that. But you wouldn't go to jail. And that is
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the big thing. So, you know, there are, the government is not the only way they do not have some sort
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of magical wand. They wave to build roads. And if you've ever been in a construction, like road
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construction project or whatever that the government is heading up, it's always complete chaos
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anyway. So they don't do it very well. So let's talk about the routes. I mentioned that there are
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ancient routes to taxation. And there are, you know, as soon as there have been governments or as
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long as there have been governments, there's been some sort of taxation scheme. And Egypt in Egypt,
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Egypt, Egypt, this was exactly the same thing. So, but there was like surveillance, right? Because
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they wanted to tax as much as they couldn't get as much money from their people, which again,
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gave them an incentive to then spy on their people and make sure they were getting every single
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dime. So it creates, like I said, bigger government. So they would like come into the kitchens and say,
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like, oh, are you using oil? Where are those attacks on that oil? So we need to collect that from you.
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And they would do, you know, they would audit and make sure that you didn't get away with not
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paying your taxes on anything, which kind of set the precedent for today. So it's, it's so
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interesting to me. So not only are, you know, the government, we don't need the government for
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welfare for private charity. We already know humans are capable of doing that. We don't really need
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it for the road. We definitely don't need it if we want limited government because it grows government.
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But let's talk about other things taxation is used for. It's used for war. It's used to fund
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endless war because the Pentagon, it has a giant piggy bank that just keeps getting filled by our
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stolen, you know, tax dollars and they can do all these things that are very unpopular or that
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we are morally opposed to. I don't like that my money is going to fund, you know, the death and
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destruction of people that, you know, the people themselves didn't do anything wrong, even if we
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have some guff with their government. It's, it's not the people of that place, right? I don't want
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to fund wars. And if wars were really so popular, if there was a need for it, then
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well, people would probably band together and pay for it. But they have to do it by force because
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their ideas aren't good and they're not popular. And so you have to think about that. Why would
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anybody try to do something by force? It's because people don't want to do things that aren't good
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ideas. And you know, who would fund the needless wars without the taxation? No one. And that's
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absolutely great. So it's, it's crazy to me that taxation has become this thing that is seen as
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a noble, you know, part of social order when our, our social order as, as Tocqueville noted Alexis
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to Tocqueville that we actually have like, we're morally elevated and we're a better people when
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we come together as communities and, and, and, and find ways to raise money for what we need or
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to take care of people in need. So there's just so many better ways to do it. And that is where when
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you look at the government as opposed to free market, like it's no contest, who does things better.
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The market just does things better because it, it can actually do things for people. And it
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knows what people wants. Government's going to do a government wants to do and they don't really
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care how you feel about it, which is why they have to. Still your money. And it is for this very
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reason that taxation is included in this headletons guide to the world's worst ideas. And let me tell
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you, taxes are just the worst. So, you know, I would like to live in a world where Benjamin
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Franklin's quote about death and taxes being inevitable is not true, but unfortunately right now it is.
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But we will leave it there for today. If I keep talking about taxation too much, I'll get very,
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very angry. So as always, don't forget to like and subscribe to the podcast. And until next time,
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guys, I will talk to you later.