#691 Hormoz Rashidi

0:00what up and welcome back to another episode here that we don't smoke the same podcast thank you so much everybody for patiently waiting sorry but I mean a shout out to you know the building we didn't get any water damage this time we didn't have to cancel the show what it looks like last time it came real close however thank you so much to everybody who makes the show possible the one only chicklets a chicklets underscore lost at Angela's I don't know what casino he's working at but go to the casinos and make sure he's still there yeah I was like so make sure you guys go check up on him to say what's up to chicklets we haven't seen him in a while maybe he could stop by for tomorrow's patreon only episode just hit him up and he'll say hi back yeah so I'll try to get him for tomorrow's episode so but shout out to chicklets there is a new drop of chicklets on the secret menu as well he did give me the drop so make sure you guys get all 10 flavors need to keep the bottle the way also a big shout out to the one and only hey dar at hey dar Los Angeles make sure you guys follow them get some hey dar on your radar they also came through with some new shit last time that shit was crazy bro that that told that they had was

1:04fucking wild and also a big shout out to injury attorneys out there at a support with the law on Instagram make sure you guys hit them up you get a free consultation if you know anybody that needs to talk to an attorney that either you got an accident I'm not talking about real accident not like Jack Jr. accident you know like I'm just saying that he's Armenian you see him fly into the US yeah so I'm just saying like that like like real accidents are like you didn't stage the fucking accident bro like you really got hurt they will help you get some compensation trust me every time I see a post all I think is one of those computations will change my life dog will fix me to my left is the man who needs a lot of fixings what is it was what's going on XG was sub dog was so feeling good I couldn't get it right I'm not the fucking Indian guy say I know my dyslexia dogs kicking hard

2:04not number one overall just the next the next you're right you're right you're right roguen there yep also a cross from me by imported section of the podcast from north North America need what's going on gay onda fools you already know what it is number one Mexican podcast in the world thank you guys for tuning in and I want to apologize to all the the torta's and the torta pounders that got mad at me yesterday for that clip that we posted was just a joke it wasn't that you know there's yeah this you know isn't really nobody you know but it's not a thought it's not a fat thing you know what I mean it's like there's there's fit girls that are disgusting too you know you're right she's just there's there's fat girls there's torta's out there that you're like damn they're using the good cheese on this one there you go uh to all the I'm glad I wasn't in that clip like is it would have been so contradicting they wouldn't destroy me like they do when dono talks about fat girls like they're just like fat bitch the one is talking like like I fucking go through those comments I'm just like yo

3:07shout out to mystic for leaving me out of it uh also uh what is it running the boards thank you so much rave when you sound films uh ed being back from that part of water called hormones is the one in the one in only real hormones doing all let's give it up the part of water it's actually the land isn't I've always thought it was water dog the straighter the straight the straight is the land like the bearing straight they used to connect Russia and then can't it's always it's or Alaska and that's the shade we're fighting for over no they're stopping they're stopping oil coiter okay they're stopping foods from getting goods over right yeah yeah no I won't okay so they are and they're not but basically it's like let's say you have a freight and it's full of all this this stuff that you're trying to take to America oil no one's ensuring it because they're scared that these motherfuckers might get down and that's the thing and you have to pay you're on to them for them to not blow it up yeah and as an insurance company you're like I'm not ensuring that you can't

4:09guarantee it's gonna cruise magic how much shit is out there no just sitting there just sitting there yeah just sitting there because they won't go through they're kind of scared like it's yeah all these people going through it are the like the Arabs and the Asian countries that France cool but Iran's not cool with the Arabs but it's like I mean there's it's not every Arab country not allowed to go through I don't think nobody's because they're dealing with China not show whoever China's cool with is allowed to go through because they're not even cool with ourselves dog I was like I was like I don't think nobody's cool with nobody dog because at some point at some point they're gonna you're gonna get back stabbed too dog yo Americans trying to fight Canada right now like you guys are literally fighting every because we can't take it out of the people it's because look well we can't take it out on the people that like can make real threats like if we start picking a fight with China that fucking let us know that like look for we'll send the second shot and that will fuck everything up like you know what I mean like you can't go to Canada yeah you got America's a bully dog you got to get drunk as fuck right yeah and just fighting with its friends you know like it's like their friends are like hey you know calm down bro I'm

5:12down bro like you don't tell me when to come there ask kicked right now and then and then we just start fighting with our friends and punching our friends America needs an intervention like I feel like if like we're like that that football player in high school like if America like if countries were or like someone in high school I think would be like the high school football team just bullying everybody being you for no reason you're like you're just me you're just you have insecure problem I feel you're slaughtering everybody like 48 to zero every game and you're just like and on top of that you fucking you you fuck fuck up the grass you fucking fuck up their equipment like that is true bro because anywhere you just go you just like oh we couldn't get anything fucking up America's like showing up playing football but all the rest of the countries are showing up to play soccer you know what I mean we're just tackling them and shit you know we're not even playing football with your hands or else that's how it is everybody loves soccer except for America that's a makeup our own sport dog they literally called it the

6:13things it up that's what America did when they were born it's like they walked into jail and much the biggest guy they saw which was what the UK at the time for them punch them in the neck and are like you I wrote you know have you have you seen this whole conspiracy fucking why I was like this it was pretty much a argument overall like why you should not like MLK and kind of appreciate more Malcolm X way more and I was just saying to this folder well I mean he's kind of like you can see he's gonna get his ass kicked by Freddie so yeah so so it's kind of valid now but yeah apparently you know there's a conspiracy saying the martin luther king was a tool with little hats I mean there's a lot of little hat tools but like there's a reason like I don't know there was like this fool was like a fucking hell of a drug this was always cheating this way actually was taking money from church like and I'm just like damn how true is all this shit but I'm like it doesn't I only believe the pussy stuff like I only believe that he like all the pussy he was getting I think yeah she was on record but but the FBI it's like they released after

7:19Cointill Pro in the 70s all these documents showing that the FBI was threatening Martin Luther King to stop so the fact I don't think that the government really wanted it but they liked him more than Malcolm X who is like let's fucking but I think like I don't know I feel like the whole thing they said that in the conspiracy they said yeah in the conspiracy they said that all those things were written for him that wasn't that whole I have a dream shit was all written by little hats you know what I mean like this this was all like like kind of like using this food to kind of like create that like the unity and then like you know what I mean like to kind of get this was like hey for they got to pay taxes too dog you can't for real dog and I was tripping out and I was like can this be true I was like you know is that upset you well I mean I went to I went to a school called the male K elementary so I had like I had like nothing but this history fucking like shown like at you like all do we celebrate that's why you have that attitude right what happened what happened yeah what happened to you were black people now I fucking graduated and then what I fuck Lizzo I did fuck Lizzo I went to emmelc

8:26Rosa Parks husband had a car you hear about that yeah that's just wow right it's like a man how do you think that conversation was like though and like he sees the news he reads the newspaper the next day he's just like Rosa just because her husband has a car doesn't mean she gets to use it what does that have to do with you drop after the commotion yeah she wasn't even supposed like the person there's another chick who was first doing that shit and that she just wanted the attention and she was bigger in that organization so they made her beat yeah original there's a some other chick was someone else that yeah and in the country got all the credit but it was like this other chick was doing it already and and like taking it was protesting this on her own and then the she's like high up in that organization we've got to think about this one this might be a little crazy and like kind of fucked up but you don't think another black person that died before um this is Taylor Royals of arrows right

9:28yeah you know the Sam smoke yeah like if Sam fucker smoke oh yeah but you know how George Florida guy and he was like the black person like like he was the first one that that you don't think other black people were like hey my son died why was he the one that got all the love in the and the glory it's cameras it's yeah it's catching in a pad all everybody to suddenly saw a guy died in front of their faces so we were like oh shit imagine I can know the tray bomb like like don't do video dog you're right there yeah yeah yeah but it actually saw the life go out of a human being imagine dog how much worse it would have been I'm like there would have been cameras back then and they got that image hill fucking murder right on fucking video oh dog fucking black people are burning half of America down like bro this which one's that one oh that's that for you like says something like a white lady she got hit on by this young kid and like food later on she said told the truth and was like now I made that a food but like the way that we're not there food like they fucking kidnapped this food night and I'm talking about like dragged his body behind my cashburger this food all back back yeah like the night was a recent crime

10:31I'll go on the road again drag some guy to car like what five or six years yeah and like dude they hang black people still yeah they get this out there's like trees dude we're black people get home time that's cool is when they're playing bass ones hang time yeah so this is why you get fucking hate for them dog yesterday you go after the fats I was like today you go up to the black dog come on time man he's just excited he got quiet back yeah yeah buddy yeah these back with Toronto that shit's crazy the clipper has got fuck speaking of triple the clipper is got fucked so bad on this fucking they got charged for everything that quieted they got charged for everything coi just paid like a 700,000 not even a million he made like 20 something million on these endorsements he didn't do shit for beautiful and had to give less than a million back beautiful and the clippers lost five draft picks I think they're done for and it's like I really don't know I'm not I'm not it's a basketball but it's funny is yeah that means the clippers are gonna go to Vegas oh that's a dog because you know Vegas is taking

11:33all fucking LA lemons bro they're taking they took the raiders they're taking a race I mean raiders were not a lemon though raiders Las Vegas clippers has a fucking ring to a dog where there's no water for a boat what is the clippers in a boat it's a boat yeah the sailboat because they were like the San Diego clippers they made started in LA though and then went to San Diego I don't know who gives a fuck but they lost all their future draft picks and for a trade where they rated fucking the greatest player we have SGA who just won a championship two years ago and a bunch of draft picks that turned into all their other guys man triple he's got to be fucking is that is that full of the generic amber no he just one of the only clippers and he's clipper found yeah but it's funny the reason I said is because they were texting about it mid podcast that's how that's how they were a happy mid podcast and I see him and Johnny talking I don't know nothing about basketball but they were very upset about it they should just make ballmer cellist him they should just make ballmer cellist him be like you can either do this punishment for the clippers where they're

12:37dog shit for the next five ten years or sell it to somebody else and we won't and we won't punish them because you're the one who fucked up you take it as a man and you know what the NBA wants that money they're gonna be like give us that money they're not gonna just get away with not paying it's not really money because everybody that me is making money off of everything they add they put on TV right it's really just like trying to teach the owner of the clippers and the other owners like don't try this kind of shit or else this will happen you so what's worse than having the cellular team like what a that's the best punishment they could do and then the fans don't get fucked Sam's not gonna be sad because fans get pissed I mean I don't know if you guys heard but the angels angels just got sold over really California angels now yeah California in California I think that's what they're gonna have work but the fan the LA Rams owner about it yeah but the fans don't pay the fans are so pissed because the manager didn't seem to give a fuck about the team and he wouldn't he was holding out everybody knew he was holding the team out to fucking so he was gonna get the money for a dog because he knew he had that title of being the first MLB Mexican fucking owner

13:40or whatever it was you know the guy who they didn't even know that was yeah he was like the he's like the first Mexican owner of a major league yeah and he was literally hold like choking the team out so somebody came in with some bread and you know what these fools fucking do dog they go mean it these fucking rounders like the cigar lines we went to and they fucking waited like so you're gonna fucking finally by this team off of me and I'm sure that guy was like all right mother fucker I got this shit no let's get it like but it was the big which shit like to the point where the fans were going to a certain section of the stadium taking their shirts off and then swinging them around if to like like PD Pablo huh like PD Pablo but it was weird because you'll see a bunch of fat dudes a lot of angel fans in one section of things that's why that's the protest is shake you take your shirt off and yes I guess you would go to an angel game and if you're an angel fan and you were mad at the fucking at the establishment you would go to a certain section of the stadium with

14:42your angel fan because you're still an angel fan but you would go up there take your shirt off and with a bunch of other fucking 40 50 60 dudes would just start doing that DJ pass five men and I know I know he's a huge angel fan but but you gotta think about it that's like a huge statement where you eventually got do something about the team when you got people taking the shirt off and you got them conjugating in one spot literally processing the team let's say I think that's like it it just shows how genius these billionaires are at like controlling protests they're like you want a protest go climb to the top part of the stadium where nobody's at take your shirt off and twist it over your head they convinced these protesters to come pay for tickets at games go up the furthest distance and in the distance act like they're excited for an angel you know what's fucked up like like in dumb fans are like the billionaires are genius all these things used to be fucking fun until fucking the billionaires got into it and monopolize it because when you think about like on the historic reference like when like when you know when they used to have the Coliseum and shit like that back in the day they didn't have a fucking season like they got

15:44together like it's going down today be there or fucking like they're not fucking running a fuck selling tickets like this is the reason for the reason for the fucking for that was a class of operations TV rights came in they all became billion no but I think it was just keeping people like entertain but what a live entertainer you don't think they were selling some form of a form of taking a costume no I don't think peasants were allowed that's why I said I said there's like there's a class separation yeah it's literally for that yeah we're kind of big but you will what if there was so many people get there early bro but anybody can go because it's for them or else they're gonna revolt and it's live entertainment just like comedy like if we we make money off the live thing of course they made money off of a live you know game but but once you get on TV the money becomes astronomically more and they used to sell food and shit like that too I've looked I've looked into this bro like they used to badass and I gotta take out it literally fall bread it that's the original bread and circus if you keep these people

16:44fed and entertained like the Roman time yeah no I can let them walk before we were at the top I can feel you yeah they got those big shirts off yeah I can't really yeah when they're told yeah yeah then then here's my question then how often were these these events happening at the Coliseum that's what I said it wasn't a season bro it's not like how it was today where like they monopolize the fuck out of it this was like every third time meeting fucking new they're like hey bro let's just say seven ten bro is going down at the Coliseum yeah and like it's what time doors open like I don't know fucking twelve and it's literally Polly went down like that it's a town meeting bro because like foods used to know each other like that all that she used to be like yeah I imagine it used to be the the best of the best specimens going at it like for us like you know athletic shit but I don't know I think it was more of a community thing he has a point it was like you keep these people fucking fed and you keep these people happy they they're not gonna revolt they're not gonna I think that's I think I think shit like that is a big reason why the Roman Empire got to be so big from what it was in the beginning for sure for sure and also it was like just just

17:47the right of being a Roman you got these little benefits and shit and then just dividing people up into like people who get these benefits and people who don't so you don't join up with those people dividing as the power structure it's all the same shit they do now between black people Asians it sounds like a lot like capitalism no it's like it's the same thing that happens in like Afghanistan when somebody gets stoned no that's no no but it's not like they don't get you got caught cheating or whatever they're gonna stone you it doesn't happen right then they put you in jail and they're like on Sunday you're gonna get stoned we are let the city know everybody's gonna come out and then it becomes a group of you get a city clean up yeah everybody get this there's literally a shwarma guy selling shwarmas there's no balloon guy you know it's what keeps the community going it's the movie the hunchback of nori game you guys remember the hunchback that's actually a fucked up story like what is that you gotta watch it's different we watch it as a whole that's pretty much like like the like the girl is being sold like girlfriend and love with that for right and it was a class division and that for like it was gonna be forced to be

18:50really in love with that for like that for that for that for that for that for safe that for you say no in the for that thing or yeah but that for safe their chicks are in the weird shit dude she's the fuck me just another guy she's the same kind of chicks they're fuck me just for sure fucked up jack saved rose from suiciding what happened she fucked them what the fuck the hunchback from door day that's a whole different story right same shit the man rescued the woman and the woman falls in love with that guy the woman she falls she ends up with the she ends up with the other guy at the end of the movie the rich guy no that bitch ends up throwing the fucking necklace in Titanic that could have fucking that could have saved so many families you could have you could have fucking yeah but you but you you want the north the hunchback of nori dam it's it's it's fucking way different like that's a fun it's actually a fucked up story yeah like really watching you're like damn they're forcing this bitch to do what and then she like the disparity dog you're just like fuck also i want to remind you guys in the chat room i did

19:52pin the message on the good the super chat giveaway today so make sure you guys get your get your super chats in if you're trying to win today super chat giveaway is one bag of hater one one doctor green thumb bonk slash or pipe and one we don't smoke the same hat so that one lucky person will get all three of those oh and some nitty papers because i still have some so you're gonna get that pack of papers and all that stuff all at once so get your super chats in and uh i don't know let's should we read some of the super chats first let's try to try these now what not from friday was pretty sick yeah that's the only reason i'm gonna try it you're trying it again to them okay i was in chicago and i hit this candy store up and robbed him i asked the guy i was like i want sour candy hey let me throw sour spot and then behind it there was a wall that said like danger and there was all these sour candies and you know this is super sour because

20:53it says you're not allowed to eat it if you're under 12 years okay was the this or black that was this made by it was this made by an indian guy mr sims maybe was he i just want to know if this was made with somebody's feet or hands um they later told me it's like dangerous makes a dot it's like you're gonna burn your it looks like a candy it will get rid of your you're doing one too right i already a one now you got to do one you got to do one on the block i can't my tongue is still healing i swear to god my tongue is still healing if you can't do another one yeah i will i will that's crazy eat it that's bomb that's good right that's really good i love it you're still sucking it right okay wait there's three layers it gets sweet and then inside there's a get it goes again get put it i can hear my mouth again i want to get

21:57i want to get out before i'm done you know i soured all you suck the sour off already hmm and you didn't feel your teeth was good off it's fine it was good i like sour triple i'm gonna have sour wind on my throat all right people what you do with this candy you fucking bite it fuck the layers get straight to the sugar part i'm sucking the sour off you you like the you got to bite it it makes it almost eating it like a champ only the outside is really sour and then it goes good and then it's just candy but then you get another one you're just good not that bad you know what was worse you know what was worse we're saying that one time we had that one chip challenge that chip bro that was bad never doing that

23:01again but twice is another thing though spices actually burning most of it was horrible we were both like i think ray was under the sink of the water just put it i couldn't i couldn't shit it out bro no weird okay so now i'm gonna tell you what happened so you know at first initially he's really souring like there's saliva keeps going at it i fucking like you know when like you swallow saliva but like you kind of breathe so some of us saliva fucking went down one of your nose yeah bro and i'm just like and i'm i'm feeling like the fucking burn and i'm just like still feeling back there like i'm in i drink water and i was like it's not gonna go in the same thing you just have to thug it out the candy started carving bro the candy that feels like you start to dick literally there was two that got more sour than that but i didn't want to try it one was called black death and i was like how does that taste and she drives you she went like this yeah not good and i was like okay i don't want to i'm gonna say like candy this is good did you get in the center of it yet did you like that yeah it has like a bunch of fizz i didn't like the fizz

24:03there's not that sense some gas come out of it or some shit yeah it's like a little more fizz whatever in there but i'm gonna go to the outside just fire i used to do packets of cool aid without the sugar you know the ones you use with the addiners just like yourself just they're nasty there's no flavor how did you like burn i like the fizz at the end the fizz at the beginning is like if you just leave it there it's like she said it burns your it literally burns your taste what's off it's like a it's like a bleach mixed with water as soon as you put it as soon as saliva touches it i feel like it's like dry ice you literally hear in your mouth it goes it's literally burning that shit off so sir is the lore of a pop rock guy i was i fucking almost like pop rock hmm i got another one that shit is intense because i like warheads bro this is these are more intense the warheads so wait more way more oh yeah but you know i just have funny that the label says kids under 12 what makes

25:06the 13 year old okay to eat it in a 12 year old can handle yeah i'm the fuck yeah i'm the fuck no it's gonna handle this shit i could have handled it i don't know bro kids be soft bro i grew up eating this thing called god i wouldn't we're gonna start what the fuck is that it's it's made out of yogurt so you know how like really really tart yogurt what they do is they take the water out of really tart yogurt to make it like a cheese like a kefir cheese and then that water that's like super fucking tart they boil until it goes from being water to being a solid like dark brown like almost like a brick of hash but it's like crazy sour yogurt flavor like you know that the flavor of sour yogurt how much of it do you just a little plain plain usually you mix it in with soups and just like that to just add a sour flavor but some sicko is like me and my brother we would like the actual taste of it and we would just eat it by itself and i think that shit is so sour that shit is like heroin and fentanyl yeah that like somebody

26:08gives you an oxy right now yeah all right this is all right i literally couldn't watch my no no right now i just took a drink this another layer the first layer of your taste buds are gone i hope like that's like 100 percent when you pineapple no or not it's like when you pineapple mine yeah last surface you know when you're stepper drink smoke you know you know what fucking um you know what i what you know what i'll make your fucking taste buds burn um that fucking pat like i bought that powder um that that powder that like it's just straight but they put on the sour belt citric acid yes yeah the citric acid bro and just started going to town and i literally i literally have got on that powder chop some fucking green mango is a pepino fucking but and but it's so fucking sour that the top the top of your fucking mouth stops

27:10starts to burn bro it starts to peel the next day why i call the number one mexican podcast in the world i need some mexican help what's up shooting where do i find good chamois oh buddy welcome to my world oh dude i got you yeah loves chamois yeah it's like i'm sending you my guys page he actually makes it and it's for you goes by the ingredients for anti j i guess i got pineapple chamois two yeah different flavors of color i want to try oh yeah like because the chamois you get at the grocery store is dog shit it's like a watery it's like i'm like i need to do it with with chamois like like do you do you make it because i know you're from like different somewhere else yeah i mean you're from somewhere else he's version he's wrapped in any fusions have you done any fusions because i mean we do the fruit whenever i've had good chamois it's been at a mexican place where the guys chopped up fruit and they put chamois in heat on it and that's the way i've had it but i've never been able to reproduce it myself because when you go buy some oil at ralves it's that bullshit for how do you like on

28:11the margarita or like you know on the cocktail yeah sure all right sure i don't drink like that there's an ice cream spot in hollywood that does the chamois they have they do the fruit chamois spots yeah they're like there's one in like silver lake too there's places you can like but i just want to buy a large supply in my own house chamois ice cream no i just say you that it's a new deal that they put on the ice cream no it's not like i just mean me a little sour ice cream my favorite is like charois covered apples if you had that shit is so fire dude just my favorite is better than caramel my favorite is watermelon the watermelon covered in chamois and the thing all that like see how much you have a common with lizzo and you just don't want to make it work yeah exactly pop this attract i want to fuck someone like me i didn't say he come huh how you say he he come i don't know how you say that hey come on okay yeah have you had that with tahini chamois it's like the white sticks it's like a fruit it's the white fruit you've had it all right you buy the Mexican fruit is that well the white fruit that they have on the white sticks that are like super crunchy and i didn't even have like a lot of water it's like a weird flavor bro i love it

29:13maybe i thought it was pear very subtle you thought it was pear or something maybe yeah maybe thought it was pear yeah like you were like oh this is an unsweeted pear yeah yeah because pear is be like that sometimes yeah that's true you're like this is a dog i don't know how to tell it's gonna be a good pair or not but i'll eat it stuff what's one fruit you guys won't eat durian or durian durian yeah i never tried it but like if it smells bad i probably won't eat it yeah but that's why i don't eat papaya either yeah i like papaya it smells like shit it smells like fire yeah but by it smells like shit you know what is it you know what else smells like shit that stuff you put out for some burn hello yeah that's your fucking smells nasty you know like no drinks no like like the actual plant bro yeah i like it yeah people like that smell that actually maybe it's the wrong fucking thing no we saw be lies the same thing right right yeah saw be lies the same thing as the plant you know i remember like always smelling it because my grandma used to use that shit a lot

30:16that shit's sorry you the guy that cilantro tastes like soap i love cilantro okay some people for cilantro tastes like so that's not mexicans though right i don't know any i don't know any mexicans who are like you cilantro tastes like so that's like all my people i think it's so every cilantro it's like in so i love Mexican food yeah you're good that's gonna be heated out you know the nerd who's like i don't like cilantro he's not gonna get as much as the people who eat cilantro so you you guys remember watching cartoons and then you guys see someone eat something spicy and then like they're you just get hot and burned yeah that doesn't happen to you guys right that's a cartoon doggy no no no no i had a white girlfriend no no no no i didn't bring that up because i had a white girlfriend enough ass white people and they say their ears ring shut really swear to god bro it's a cartoon yeah are they spice no her you said it was just silliness of a car too white girl so you know they they don't i've they didn't play any white girls and one of them would always say that i'll be like eat something spicy and she's like no it makes my ears hurt and i thought she was joking i was like what do you mean she's like they feel hot i was like like like like the cartoon and bugs when she's like yeah kind of like that

31:20and then i asked another part i you i asked them when it's in i was like hey does it in a couple of them told me that i thought they get so red hot yeah they get red and the steam comes out of their ears yeah and that's why i can tell you guys don't get that but i'm like y'all that's a real thing that's crazy it's the same that you ever seen like people play soccer in the heat or like when it's kind of like uh in the morning when it's kind of doy outside and they start steaming from their head yeah yeah that happens to me like when it gets cold is shit yeah because my gym like they open it's like open shit yeah but you guys are running i'm running and if i don't wear a beanie bro and like because i like i raised the body temperature bro like how literally you see like literally it looks like i fucking steam coming out of my head and it just reminds me of that home alone scene where fuck he gets burned and he sticks his head in the toilet and like i have to have a talk to your whole body steaming yeah but i mean but that's the only spot that's uncovered so it just looks like somebody just that it's a dog machines and football are like freezing weather and these guys fucking heads just fucking steaming it's a ball thing though right

32:21it doesn't happen as much with people with i think it was a ball thing i think hair would hold on hair holds onto it and it produces a little bit of steam but like it goes away faster because your hair i was like kind of just distributes your sweat i was on the subway in canada in Toronto once in the summertime hot as fuck there was no way seen the subway and it was packed as hell and i was standing right behind this ball guy and when he got on his head was dry but i was staring at his head so much i watched the first bit of water pop out of his head bro i started developing and i was like holy shit i just started to like i just watched a time lapse in real time i was water we got our brains dog yeah i want to read this super chat real quick uh says real haters 432 says y'all think you could fuck up quasi-moto in a fight yeah of course i don't know man is he i don't know anything about his story is being hunchback like kind of like being retarded think about this okay okay here's a cartoon i don't think i could beat up everybody who's retarded the hunchback in order to aim so cartoon but you got to think about him like the guy in the movie

33:23300 there's a hunchback in the movie yeah that's right can you beat him up because that to me is more of a who i'm picturing or if i'm gonna yeah like pushing them down the fucking cliff dog i see that guy i'm running the other direction okay so like i'm gonna attack me okay so if we're talking and look i literally had this conversation like on Sundays one of my coaches this fool like he's no filtered right but like we be having some conversations and i'd be like hey man like we're talking about some of the special edfu's that come they're like you know they have this program with like one of these like an adult place for like special edfu's right and they come and they work out like once a week or like once once every other week he's all laughing in the window no and i'm talking to him and i was like hey like so like when you make them all bench rest he was like bro you have to tell them to calm down he was like so that retarded strength is real and he's just like yeah bro he's like there is such a thing he's like because the average human will well mentally prepare themselves to fucking do it but these fools just kind

34:28of fucking do that shit no don't worry so it's like it seems like they're stronger but just kind of like they don't want to not limiting themselves yeah they don't have that nerve that nerve that limits their body to do it bro so it's kind of it's not that they're technically stronger they have no filter on their current strength they're not so that's why it appears to be fucking stronger and i was like when he broke it down i was like yeah bro so like you don't really want that's retarded that's what i say he's known's not stronger than me he's just retarded you think you're stronger than me no i think you're just retarded bro how did you know bro that is crazy though sorry that's real i thought that shit was yeah but so if cosy moto is technically a handicap or retarded he's got to have some of that tartar in strength bro and and if i'm fighting the the human version of the Disney Disney version yeah fucking that for what you know what i mean like i could definitely get put the one for 300 i got to fucking i feel like neat flying knees it would really fuck up cause you gotta mix it you gotta do some more arms you just gotta do circles around yeah that's true he's pretty he's pretty he's pretty pretty

35:32like he's fucking for her dog he looks like Tommy dog he's already good he's tell though if he if he didn't like end up being retarded this guy was gonna be like a pretty sick prince or whatever he was you know what i mean like he's fucking me up dude tap in the one for three huh that's one that's one that's one that looks like Tommy dog yeah i'm not i'm not fighting either remember remember what yeah that thing i'm not i can't like i have to literally go you gotta give me a knife dog remember when they give that full pussy yeah remember when they give that full pussy if that thing can you get it yeah they give that full person yeah the first side yeah that's what sides that guy came all yours if you switch sides and then that's why he sits there but the Spartans were like no you can't fight if you stab that back it would like there would be puss in it it's another it's another one of him yeah like that's what he's thinking in there though and like a hunchback he think it's like a like a giant pimple it's a show he's an india turtle a little a little smaller one controlling him now seriously what's in a

36:34hunchback role is that a great thing it's the vertebrae curve it's the muscle i think it's a it's on nerves so it's a brisket imagine Bartol's hunchback a hunchback pedically called he full he boasts is an abnormal four routing rounding of the upper back but they're just showing us regular like 2026 hunchback you like a vintage fucking back in I want to say 1889 in european I mean no type in Indian hunchback yeah you know low schools got some right right in the island like super deformed assholes who has an elephant trod coming out and shit let's go there's this Muslim dude I remember seeing on like PBS who went to like mecca and he said that god told him to never put his hand down so yeah you could google this so so he just kept his hand like this for the rest of his life and it's deformed into like a tiny little weird hand that

37:37that's just there and he just did everything with the other hand yeah because he said god hold this and leave his hand up there yeah just this is this is this is this guy that kept his hand up Muslim guy yeah keeps his hand up forever rule but but but we'll go back to nitty's grandparents you know I'm gonna want to skip over nitty's grandfathers that's good it's more impressive that they can cook with their feet with those hums well that's how they get down oh yes that guy that's the guy I've seen him I didn't know that that was the his he just thought he was really really the first few years people were just walking by going hey yeah he was this bump and dog look at him what the fuck he's lost the fight yeah he's still doing it

38:38he started the fucking her arm is called in Washington dude after like at some point you don't think that like you'd want god to tell you like you could put it down like yeah bro but like at some point I'd be like like when nobody's looking I would just put it down like I would be like what's gonna happen after the second week of doing that I'd be like okay I lie but he didn't lie I know he just had a mental illness I'll be ate so much to my side right I'm assuming I'd assign for him to start doing this right yeah he said God told him told him in his ear you know in his ear I guess that's how I was God tell you stuff I thought there was like a sign and then I thought he was also looking for a sign I was I was wondering what the sign was he was like he was looking for I was waiting to be called his whole life he's like raise your head

39:39so back to your parents don't don't that's my great grandma my is he throwing gang signs up I don't know if remember that video I said you look like us severely harsh back so that's oh yeah that shit was crazy and that any lady got all mad yeah why are you giving him more money than me like the guy's like a smash torso bro like he literally is like a human pretzel and like he gets around by navigating on this little board with wheels yeah yeah and I'm like dude this guy's life got to be held right and this guy's given this the crippled guy money over this idiot lady the lady's like why do you give him more why do you give him more you know just like bro like he can't tell you can't tell it she was a bitch she wanted to flip that full over dog for that she put it through that one the river he gets him yeah that's true like it's like magic bro of midgets were easily accessible and like they were aggressive you could just throw

40:43for that person asking if I'm a if I'm a dot or a head rap I want you to know I'm a dot so head rappers don't have a dot I mean not not as much because that's that's a different they're not the dot is usually a Hindu thing yeah so the head rap is a secret the rapper the Aladdin things Aladdin for no some Muslims have wraps but actual turbines are seek people Indian Indian turbines it's different than little yeah the Muslim turbines yeah the Muslims don't wear turbines at all the Muslim turbines the Muslim turbines have explosives on the Muslim you know why Muslims were turbines is so that they have something to take off and put on women when they see them cover women up right away I made that I'm not true that's like oh shit that's bad maybe was gonna have me I'm gonna take that fact I'm gonna tell him I'm telling him to fall hat like did you know oh I wish that if you're wrong that would have been like you fucking retard you already says that at least once

41:49enough they need they're always ready you don't got to get ready if you stay ready I did some shit though man like it's like how does I wonder how long it takes to make one because you told me they come you make them from scratch right like you keep tying it over and over again they probably the Sikhs probably go to sleep because they have so much hair underneath too right they never they never cut their hair that's like part of their culture is to not cut your hair up into a bun yeah I've seen the Fuzit the 7-Eleven dog when they got their beard going on but they have the combing no the Sikhs like like uh yeah the want the reps yeah the ones with the dots always have their wives working there yeah like I was like oh but the ones with the wraps you never see it in see or there the dot means you're married no mean you're not married no the doctor the dot is just something they put on if they prayed that morning oh it's like it's like a it's like a what the

42:51like an offering and then they always have to be read from the from the let's like ash ash ones it kind of stole that shit from it's the same thing what they do it every day every time they pray yeah does it always have to be read like can it it's just you it's that it's saffron when they match it up it comes right right now I've seen some Fuzit have like a fucking gemstone I will stop with that that's now those are like fancy ones for like weddings and shit that's like to show the you're a big fan of that doubt that's like a cuffling but like it's like a form exactly yeah exactly it matches their jewelry and shit he just go to Claire's and get it hooked the whole way I bet your Claire's fucking sounds that shit now I remember my holy god it's you on his face and he was like he was like oh it's so easy to get and then when you wanted to get it taken out he was like I had to go to a fucking doctor oh sure they have to because it's like step to surgically remove it so they don't leave you a scar it's easy to get like a quick puncture but then like they take it out got down yeah yeah like fucking getting like tricks to get like a like people to get like that piercing right here yeah to get that

43:51shit surgically removed yeah exactly I didn't know I didn't know that shit was like a big deal that's all out of fucking the tattoo shops like in Vegas like now they're required to fucking get a get like a surgical kind of license because it's let's just say you get tired of it you want to get it removed you have to fucking be able to do it it's so funny like for thousands and thousands of years humans have been getting like you know earrings and nose rings and lip rings and everything right like it's been part of every culture's culture right and then like along the way like somewhere recently people were like what if we start putting rings in spots that should not have rings at all there's like not even any extra meat and it's like yeah don't do that yeah don't do your ears Doug do your fucking nose do your whatever else also nothing else really kind of like appeal to me and I was like I never looked at my dick it was like you know what you need that's crazy you know what I mean like like I never was like you need an earring roll like but my ears I was like you know what I was like there's enough Puerto Ricans out there I could pull this off do you think what do you think came first like wanting to have a ring on your dick

44:53or not getting pussy and realizing that there's like I get a ring on my dick there's this group of chicks who have rings on their dicks it's like that doesn't seem like chicken or eggs it's yeah yeah if you're going to puberty and like chicks like you you're probably not gonna be like let me mutilate my dick yeah unless you get into chicks with piercings and then they kind of work your way up yeah that's probably the most likely path so you know you know Johnny C used to be a yeah a piercer right my roommate is a comic he used to be a body piercer and he said he had to pierce a few dicks and he goes one time he's art he said one time he was piercing a group of guys came in and they were like all wasted and they dared one guy and then he was going through the dare when he had to do it for the dare he got his dick pierced yeah yeah and then he fucking their all wasted just like fucking 20 years ago and he did it and the guy goes I can't see I'm blind as soon as it went in and his boy goes what did you do man you made him blind and he goes

45:53you I swear whatever I whenever I pierce is not connected to his eyes it has nothing to do with it but that's how much pain he was in like he went you remember that tanky all episode where he saw his parents fly that can happen that's what I'm saying something so traumatic can happen to you that you just can't see anymore imagine getting a needle through your tail how come there aren't a lot of blind Jews the Holocaust sounded horrible dog now but this is get set with the light new conspiracy a lot dog this might prove this might prove a new page in history you seen all the that those planes that are being those planes that are going over the Amazon jungle because you know how they can just get his cash and they're just fighting all these like fucking ruined here with the ride on yeah you're just like all these cities he's just like damn bro they're doing it everywhere they're apparently there's all there's some all over America too finally there's never gonna be able to get to those cities but you know how crazy it is to get to

46:57those those yeah they're spying on their big and you know what I'm never seen caterpillar tractors you know how it's to get rid of no yeah they'll eventually get there as they get there as they get understant you understand how big the amonest on river is they it eventually just I mean you can try but got a no chance to be a dog it's the jungle dog not only that it's just like when I went to go see Cheecho he said the guy was telling us they were they just found some shit in the ruins over there like that are like two kilometers into jungle yeah and he was literally telling me he was one one time we were walking and what the guy in front of me didn't realize that there was a spider on his back but it was like as big as his back as big as your laptop imagine it's not for that shit that's in there this is why I like I like I like one of the things on my list to thank God for every day is literally it's like thank you for making me born yeah I was like fuck that I was like if I had a fucking be born and fucking Ecuador or some shit fuck that shit bro like I'm probably a Salvador because you're a Salvadorian yeah but I'm talking about Ecuador sucks way more bro the Amazon is right there bro plus

48:00political fucking and Salvador just went through like some horrible shit you could have just if he was born there yeah he's a bad guy you know Salvador back then I'll Salvador is one of the worst yeah well yeah you know what I heard about I know who the little guy was the only one they got it together dog fuck you guys they were they lie a lot bro more like I'm self a snore yeah I don't know I never seen my family actually go back to recently dog I was like and they're going back what I heard I heard that so many like men between ages of like 16 and 40 were killed and put in prison that El Salvador is kind of like Russia was after World War 2 where there's way too many women and not enough men to marry them so like all the women are are fucking of married age or like after the handful of guys that's not that's not gonna last bro with that Salvadorian women like to fuck they're gonna pop they're gonna repopulate as a Salvadorian they're gonna repopulate that

49:02you know nitty's gonna go to fucking El Salvador he has to pay him and Africans have to pay an extra $800 when they go to El Salvador did you say that morning I started it was a it was a problem fucking they were just like listen bro you guys bring too much like tendencies to be fucking up the way we are so extra $800 wow president fucking said that Indians and black people Indians and Africans wow and she was wild dog they're just making us we're gonna go there we're gonna see how poor we're doing business and we're just gonna take over we like our ribs we know you can make more money on these Papusas like well we see we see what happens to rivers they just clean them off dog we don't really need you to pollution over there yeah why were they dirty though who made them dirty yes Salvadorian big corporations the El Salvadorians the gangs food the CIA dog yeah it was out there dog I mean that's the reason all my family didn't come in our yard because they were like they're plugged they were they were they were literally but the days were counted like it's like you knew the town over with like hey they came and took all the kids fucking put on the war I guess

50:05who's next yeah my grandma was like hey bro here's the money take this fool up north imagine oh scary that's it bro you really think about it you're like I'm gonna send my kid not knowing that there's Epstein's out there at that time you know the meaner to some sort of like that you're just or even knowing but being like that there's worse yeah yeah better yeah but no but he's not that cute but but no way to fucking like bro now you send your kid you put an apple tracker somewhere you know at least where he got a chance to find in the right but like you know exactly where you came alive if you're just like if you're just like a bro fuck bro like I don't know if I like any decal fucking happened probably man ask wow dog yeah sometimes I think about like if my mom didn't decide to leave Iran and take us out you know I'd be there right now instead of smoking weed talking talking shit about the government and talking shit like literally the opposite of what we've been doing all morning you know someone's still out there right I have a bunch of family you could have so far they're going what's going on they just sit here you don't visit there it's hard to visit here it's impossible for me to visit there I've written articles about the

51:10human rights violations so if I if they want to I'm just scared that they would arrest me and torture me immediately there's a point where if you went back they would have taken you to join the army right if we lived there still they would have taken me to join the army they would have forced you be like yeah that's why we left I mean I was I was only like two when we left but my brothers were like 13 and 14 so they were getting a very scared my mom was like my my kids aren't going to fight in this war because the Iranian rock worth the time so are you like so do you come from the Iran with the only with the old flag nothing to one yeah my family doesn't fuck with the new flag at all they love the what's with that yeah I went to the I went to the Muslim governments new so before it was the Shah was the king all right so before the so the Shah took over after World War II because his dad who was the Shah was pro Hitler and the US one and was like you don't you don't get to keep this country so he's like I'll give it to my son and go okay so then fuck but then they gave it to the sun the Shah fuck that's the dumbest shit ever I've ever heard

52:10they're all they're all clients states of America so I know you can't pick your cousin can him can we go a little bit further than your fucking son like well they're like they're like they're like oh Trump is going they're like this guy's super good with America you we're good with your son so his son took over for a walk for a few years until 1953 this guy named Muhammad Mosadeh became prime minister and he nationalized the oil industry and basically became the leader of the country so US sent the CIA in to do fake protests that start just destroying the stabilizing that stabilizing everything and saying they're doing it in the name of Mosadeh so they they did a false flag operation of to make it seem like this guy who just took over is now destroying the country so they're like down with you know down with Iran down with Islam and so all these Muslims got upset with him and they they they they false flagged it put the Shah back in and put Mosadeh in prison then 26 years later the Muslims who America was supporting instead of the

53:12communists because that was always the decisions in the Middle East during the Cold War was whatever's against the communists we support them the Majahadin against the Russians the the Ayatollah against the two-dip party the communist party of Iran and we anybody wants to fuck with the communists we support them and then that's what happened is the Shah was like losing power there's a revolution and the US was like instead of we don't want to let the the communists take over we'll support this Ayatollah help him get back in and then that's what's been the government since and uh yeah fucked up but it's the same shit that they did the El Salvador it's the same shit they did to or Jatina it's the same shit they just call it something else like whenever they're like they're protesting enough where they have to fuck shit up dog we're gonna people don't want to fuck shit up dog there's they're all it they send a few people to rally shit up dog and they fucking like you see this is why we need to take this away this is what we need to do is yeah but the reality of it is the dog you know you know your neighbor's not out there really fucking shit up dog like we're really doing all this like all that anti all that anti

54:14pro all the most animals know how to shoot guns like come on dog nature net is fake and it's all alive bro what's happening outside is not what's happening on the comments actually how much like and it's all bots it's not real people it's like bot farms that have AI robots just running around commenting on other shit to to get people around up I do believe in bots but like as much everywhere they're never in my come over here come over there dude I like the only my only fucking looking followers are bots dude yeah I know they're for sure in mind because I like fed I fed into arguing with a few of them before and like for sure I'll get like random ones just every day following me feeling I think like they think they've all plotted against the algorithm that's what's fucking with I really it's not you sir thinking these things that's not what you're telling you know yeah the fuck with my algorithm man that's why there's ass and tits everywhere fuck dude it's the fucking bot it's not there's my ass and tits everywhere on his it's like it's just the most racist memes you've ever seen you're like there's Pokemon

55:19in your two bitch but it's racist Pokemon you can see Pikachu giving out it's a little Pikachu salute I did have a Pikachu on my feet I said that to you guys I was like look he's kosher it's fucking charm in there yeah bro it'd be like that man uh somebody let me see uh got another super chat said who else boycotting GTA 6 why are people boycotting it you know what this fucking is feminist slap bro oh yeah yeah we told you guys you're supposed to fucking now you have a girlfriend on there you have to fucking buy her flowers is that true yeah you have to have a girlfriend yeah she's part that's why she's that girl that's in it's like you and a girl and you're like teammates instead of remembering so you just fuck with the mob and runs process it's over and then go to the strip club and then leave the strip club it used to be fucking bad ass now I got to give her flowers I'm gonna buy my real girlfriend flowers the way she think I'm buying my online girlfriend flowers you have to understand Xavier the futures here about that shit

56:21that shit dating digital dating that all that AI stuff it's here baby so why not make a game about it it's the first game to do like he's not gonna fucking stream playing that shit so he could get some super chats like like the game is literally based on like you have to for you to do good you have to like it should be an option you can't kill her it is an option huh you can't get there's an option yeah then just do it without a doubt that's what I'm saying like it's gonna be like that game on the horses and shit you have karma so if you treat her badly it's gonna affect you in the game Xavier just cheat on girlfriend in the game hard time in the game that's always gonna do is that even get a past mission I want to do shit I don't have to do in real life I don't want to have to buy her flowers I find don't buy my girlfriend flowers I already fucking hey so doc how about this how about this in the game because you don't want to do show you doing real how about in the game you're like loyal and don't cheat on your girlfriend you know how about you treat your girlfriend good in the game I think it'd be easier in the game you don't have to spend real money

57:26on the flowers your current girlfriend is gonna get mad at the fact why do you treat her better than you're like you know the last two but what I see I got to treat her bats if you're like look see I treat you good yo I heard I heard on the radio this morning about the game there were time by how there's like a couple of like women protest groups that are like trying to boycott this game because supposedly in the game you play as luchia last her name luchia anyways as you play her you could date the man in the game or you can cheat on him or do things like that so anyways these groups really think that this game will be a gateway for men specifically to encourage them to cheat in real life yeah imagine if a game that's crazy imagine if a game age you cheat on your wife imagine if a game it's like that bullshit where like well if you play coladoody your your son's gonna out be murdering so it's going to arm me but in some cases that is true yeah I mean especially with modern warfare being basically like a video game already where you're not like face to face with a guy you're like I mean you're

58:30gonna throw under some shit is it making kids rolling trade please isn't making kids shoot more one of these yeah this fucking god damn bro you and your fucking Indian tendencies bro use a rolling trade paper tips on the table Jesus bro you guys can't roll you guys start using your feet next bro yeah bro if you really have that sound you know sure you've got a tutorial of rolling a blunt with your feet great it's not about the blunt it's about the mess you make there's no mess yeah I use one of these grinders the meditators put it towards your face see nitty doesn't doesn't understand that this guy's mom's gonna come in here later and see she's downstairs they come to clean on fucking Tuesdays that's so funny they're gonna come clean she's very nice bro but definitely she says this is the you don't need a trade when that your grinder is your trade dog I heard what you said yo ex you know what I just

59:36found out what's up in El Salvador there are no longer presidential term limits oh that's scary that's fucking crazy and that guy super popular yeah that is crazy the thing is it's like one benevolent dictator might be good you know benevolent dictator that's why you can't have to do that like one might be good right for his whole life he might be the best guy ever and he might care about all the people distribute everything evenly but the problem is as soon as he's gone yeah the next guy could be the worst person ever and you need to have term limits that's crazy because it's like honestly I do think Chavez was like not a bad guy I think I think Madero was a piece of shit and it's like that's what happens it's like one guy really did give to the poor people a lot more and then the next guy is like how long do you think the term should be pronounced I think it goes based on your I think should we go based on your performance like like I would say one six year term the way the Mexicans I think do it if like halfway

1:00:39your term you should have like a reevaluation dog like if you're fucking up like if you didn't win the majority then now you got a gear that's America's way kind of right you get you get eight years if you can get reelected after four but I think I think I think after two like you should be like it's gross they don't take like four years there's a way to do another four years right if we if for war no if Trump becomes vice president and then the president quits or gets fired or dies I think you're not I think you're still not allowed to do know you are I heard that's a loophole I read that I know so let's think so let's because the I've learned I know American policy okay I think you've done it again so that I'm so kind of are you how Trump's okay to do it googly I'm sure but I don't think so I think I think the amendment says uh can not serve more than two okay you can be because vice president is not president it's a whole new thing right but then if they need to replace the president then they would probably have to skip the vice not they wouldn't go to like secretary of state or you don't you're not technically the president you're the because all the law says is you can't serve more than two terms as president as as an elected

1:01:43president yes but he's not elected now he's going to be just put into spot into that play let's see does it say as an elected president or just you can't serve more than two terms no you can now okay but now put what I asked that um you know there's your reason he becomes vice president the rule is right here 22nd amendment that's any person from being elected to the office of the president elected more than twice elected is highlighted now you wouldn't be elected if you were vice president so say so say even even if you were president twice and then became vice president and the president died came a lot and then the president died it'll get it yeah bro you're right you can do it AI go go you got you got this come on that's like a gallon of water dig what's going to collect the parts that are purchased we want a president press cannot run for or become vice president however because the

1:02:45scenario has never happened you were wrong nobby no what do you mean among constitutional scholars yeah okay just keep reading the argument again it's never been tested but most constitutional scholars say it wouldn't be allowed both of them but no person constitutionally in the eligible because you run for vice president so you're elected as vice president yeah but so you never you never got elected as president you're being placed there which is also you're not being the president you're you're sitting in until they're the president but until they figure out no that's the term you're the you finish the term yeah that's how Truman took over like one year into FDR's turn oh no look there goes your loophole argument the 22nd amendments wording scholars who believe a loophole exists point to the exact phrasing of the 22nd amendment on the constitution center with okay just watch when it goes to court and it sticks and of course there goes maybe it'll happen the Indian guy wants to find a way to scam a third term in dude so what Trump

1:03:46is gonna do I'm telling you what that's what conspiracy moondabi gets elected all of a sudden knitting politics bro they're right bro they are trying to take over bro they get one in their bro just watch just watch when he becomes vice president and then becomes president you're gonna be like that's so that's some Russia shit because when putin was like president for a while and then when his term limits ran out he's let the guy who is prime minister medvedev become president and he became prime minister and then prime minister became like the spot that did everything I think this will uh needy's talking about the 10 year maximum rule the succession loophole a person can actually serve as president for up to 10 years total this explicitly allowed by the 22nd amendment the scenario advice president takes over the presidency because the city president dies resigns or is removed this rule if the vice president takes over after the exact midpoint of the term meaning two years or less remain that time does not count toward their tomb term limit the

1:04:50third term they can finish those two years and then run for election and went to full four year terms of their own what I do agree with nitty though is Trump doesn't give a fuck he might he might think he's gonna try to run I made them yeah what Trump is trying to do is repeal the amending constitution yes no that's that's if you take over and you have zero years as president and you do two years because you revised president then you get to run two more times making somebody build himself a right you know that's like the same it's the same it's the same formula kind of but reverse yeah because somebody built himself a replica of the White House like yeah like if you want to if you want to commission to build a house you're like hey making it like the White House Google I bet you there's like I bet you there's a I bet I bet there's like 50 people who have the exact same houses the White House almost every different scale in almost every capital building in the world has that same but I'm talking about like you fucking take it from bro you making it like a mini fucking Roman Greek vibe is a good vibe but why is it all over the world every place has the

1:05:56same type of pillars and shit what I put up are you as impressed by the White House I think it's a beautiful house I think it's the dope house no doubt but I say like but like when you see someone like I've seen bigger mansion door but that's what I mean like I've seen like let's like use that one of those buildings that was here already or they built it oh your soundbub talk there you go imagine that would imagine when you talking about tortillas a lot of buildings you I was just in Chicago and man it's crazy right it's crazy we used to have buildings like that here in LA but a lot of them got fucking ticket now that's what they say some of them you could build with horse and buggy some of them you still see the carvings on some of these buildings and you're like bro like it looks like it's way even different language on them bro like when you look there and some like there is some you can actually walk it bro sometimes but out before the zombies wake up you know what I mean like you can definitely check it out just old buildings that were like and they're so grand they're so big and you're like huge they built this with a horse and buggy with no with no with no lecture tools no just just by hand they found a lot of these buildings were

1:07:00found and then they demolished a lot of them and then rebuilt the White House was built in a 17 I mean it's America's members you're a fucking crazy of course but I'm saying well it's a lie that they say they came here and they found the savages run the White House was building well you're saying the Native Americans built no whoever we don't know who built it but they were here before which buildings are you talking about we're here before there's just like old ass fucking buildings that you can see that building 1800s that they say they were built in 1800s but 1800s was white people already yeah no but I'm saying 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue I know but I'm saying that so they didn't so in the 15 in the 1500 Europeans were coming in building should already by the 16 17 1800s I think there was buildings here already based on what though you said the 1800s you're saying you're saying in the 1300s in 1800s and tall buildings when they burnt down a lot of that shit the great fires that happened all over who they were building I'm sure there was I'm sure there was big buildings built of wood the government but they weren't like skyscrapers and shit that are still around maybe those look food you just imagine we have AI dog those fools did it they had they learned

1:08:03the scales you give give the conspiracy theorists give them credit dog I'm saying the new world is alive the old world I want to watch the documentary or whatever guy you guys believe in yeah I was going to be more about it you obviously don't listen to full hat well it's probably another super chat that uh timing matters as what's up fools I've been watching the new 9-11 documentary on Hulu the footage is wild where were you at on 9-11 I was in grade 6 sitting in class excuse me the thing went on in class there has been all right excuse me everybody there's already a tragedy and then they rolled in some TVs and we all watched you cry I don't know what I don't really understand what's going on I was like we get to go home I was running late to my flight no I was just home watching it on TV that shit was crazy too

1:09:06you understand the team oh they just let us go fuck her that was the best day I'm thought they literally just let us go play soccer the kitchen you saw the plane and you went to go play soccer I was younger than you guys so they didn't really show us we were cute I was playing great too yeah I was probably like a second grade oh they were that little so in Toronto they were sending people home yeah other top buildings they're like the home I don't know what's happening you know my parents worked so there was no picking me up I stayed there till the fucking saw one of those soccer yeah I played soccer all day dog dog other friends can kill I told you it was a great day right it is a great day with your plane soccer all fucking day at school yeah doesn't know why teachers are crying before trying who's like y'all can just run a mug you're a fucking piece of shit dog you're gonna talk like it was wrong for years he went around calling it 11-9 yeah 100% he called it 11-9 I was like we got 11 players they have nine he's there was like remember November 9th we played a lot of soccer that day yeah bro

1:10:12winning 11-9 it was during that time where I would like a dumbass I would take my cleats to fucking school I was so I was so in love with soccer and so it was all the other fucking beaners asking to my fucking school wow XG so we take our little cleats and I remember we played soccer all day it happened early bro you and all the beans and I played till like fucking you in the afternoon I was like now I was maybe black and you don't tell that when you're getting your papers don't tell that story tell them you were sad and then my mom also yeah yeah yeah yeah it was crazy my mom also really didn't know what's happening well I told you what happened after that shit right like I went home right now I was just showing that now I was doing homework and we just like down this fuck up and then the next the next two weeks I spent on the psychologist office because there was this one kid whilst friends with the name was no doubt and this fool's birthday was a September 11 dog fucking I don't know what the fuck is going on in this head fool the shit was his fault or something like yeah yeah dog like this fucking it like no like he

1:11:14he just I don't know he probably had fucking mental problems with some shit dog but like his birthday was on September 11 and this and this fool fucking like started saying some crazy shit and then he wouldn't talk to the psychologist in the office and psychologists was like all right I'll tell you was wrong I mean that fool that fool told me I'll tell you what's wrong if you let my friends come here so me and the other homie got taken out of class to kind of like be like be cool with this one and no this fool was talking to me and the other homie were just playing with the toys if my birthday was on 9-11 and my party got canceled because American guys will do that just ruin your birthday good for your best all right we got that motherfucker cute on these pobres all right well self thank you uh that fool for sure for dick vibes dick vibes thank you appreciate the super check good luck you guys eating dog at communal pobres pobres pobres you're pobres yeah what did you say oh we're pobres

1:12:14we got pobres and thus cells mandamelezel a one bird my cousin that's about 15 years older put me on this having stopped listening life is onion that's right dog hello that's your cousin thank you for watching life is onion me one of my stand-up jokes one of my not telling the story dog my dad would this is the full story my brother was it was my brother's birthday and my brother's birthday is in July so he always had a backyard party he's older than me so he would have his friends no they're all drinking and shit and then those first years that he let me and my cousin come hang out and I invited one of my boys and my dad's one of those guys who's an alcoholic so he would just come and slowly drinking and being the party you know what I mean and we're all wasted and my boy that came over was like he's like I only come over if you like make sure that you give me a drive home after and I was like all right but we were drunk and then when we were drunk he's like he's still gonna drive me home and I was like yeah I'll drive you home

1:13:17and then my dad came and then he's like you're not going anywhere and then whatever we had a little thing and then my dad slapped me I went life is like onion and then he walked away I was like what the fuck you're trying to give me a lesson whatever it's how the bit differently that's the it's just nice that listen to Joe your dad was like how to do that everybody let's get naked oh wait not for that 20 minutes the fucking go party that's not like your dad right you just wanted to get drunk and just talk shit and uh it's funny guy what who wants their dad drunk hanging out with their friends get the fuck out of here guy she didn't have to do anything I love that I know I would go hang out with my dad's friends I used to love doing that that was because you fell in love with being molested a little bit I love my dad's friends but that was a construction worker and they were all fucking who asked for all this

1:14:17well wait what made them so cool ex at the at the age that you wanted they all hit their wives because I was like because I was like because they lived because they all lived up the block like they were they all lived in the little little say little cold sack and they were just they I've known since I was like 13 and then you start going to their house parties and then you start becoming like like like an adult so they want a beer and then eventually I would just go hang out with them without my dad I would just go be him and then my I would be like I'd go over there and be a song game like I'm gonna go to my dad's friends house I'd pull up for Joe and then they were just get like them cheap on their way I just I was in the I was like these boys have no like they need no box from like yeah one day I'm gonna be like these guys wait you know why I used to live in like a in Rampart village on Karandale was like very Mexican neighborhood like like I'm pretty sure these were gang members

1:15:19like but they were the nicest dudes to the other neighbors like they didn't want they don't want the other being upset about fucking whatever they were doing they were called yeah so they would invite us over for for Fourth of July and for Super Bowl and should like that sometimes and we'd just go hang out with them and drink and watch talk or whatever they're just the nicest people fucking ever and these are the fucking I know that they were doing some grimey shit too because like the swap would come once every two years and the rest a bunch of them so you knew there was some shit happening but man Fourth of July was the best because we would set off the fireworks with like they would just set them off right in our block because we're on top of this hill man Hell yeah I just picture your your parents there were immigrants hanging out with it's just so funny to see this isn't my family oh this is me and Angie just living in the hood I thought you were when you were in my head I was picturing like I just gonna grow up like my immigrant dad hanging out with another immigrant with different kinds of immigrants yeah I'm like no there was begin English no one's doing it well yeah that's cool fuck yeah dude

1:16:20that's a good neighborhood yeah it was sick they paid us 20 g's to leave the people who owned the building because it was like you know gentrifying the build the different buildings and they were like they were like we want to renovate this but a lot they were like we'll give you 10k to leave I'm like 30 they're like 20 I'm like all right I'm like I would have really done it for 10 yeah I'm like but that's so sick yeah I was sick next one Nick Sack we don't go the same we don't go the same we're just I'm just a simple boy next one same team dog it's all alive bro that is how all these fools approach you when you see you in public we can I saw somebody at the OC fair not that OC fair but like the street fair it's like an at old town OC and just a random who was like so

1:17:21too that was just like at full at the rave I just keep hearing same team I'm like bro I kind of like I don't even mind him I'm like that's how you heard in the airport the other day yeah they just yeah because at the festival they just because because everyone's on a mission like you know there's you got like you're lady and you got like other people so I'd just be walking and I just hear same team that's the best bro yeah it's tight oh you guys do you guys think we're in a simulation I mean a Truman show kind of oh like this is just this is just a video advanced quantum level shit I think so past quantum because like we were talking about that Titanic earlier there was a book like 10 years before that called the Titan that was about a ship yeah it's like it's like fucking shit just feel like sports feels fake lately yeah everything you know the world cup was too fucking good I've watched all the work I watched every world cup my whole life that's what yeah this year every game was back in fourth the most exciting shit ever I'm like and then the NBA finals was the best ever Trump being president and the cubs winning the world series that you're everything just feels

1:18:23faking gay fake and yeah 100 percent I mean I'm just glad we're in this part of the simulation you know found two-pots murder yeah yeah what the fuck yeah what the fuck bro like 25 years later that's Rachel Wolfinson's dad that yeah that that should the comic from jackass her dad that what her dad is the DA of vagus oh who was who like was prosecuting he dropped his special next one next one we got that motherfucker was so fool I've been watching the that new oh yeah you read that one already where was I on 9-11 I was on my grandma's house and I think I woke up and then I just saw the TV and it was fucking dad I don't already hit the second tower it was a weird day when I missed it yeah for real right shit don't worry they'll play repressions over their mad because it's not zoomed in right

1:19:23it was really not focus why is it not focus someone fucking insulated it's 2001 we show up for 80 p already we're the five criticizing the fucking footage everybody watch was watching too because one had already hit so you're watching this thing on fire and then you'd see another one hit no it's fucking crazy you know it's crazy pretty cool I mean not cool but you know I mean crazy this so you know how they hit the first hour you know how they obviously I mean obviously hit the first tower and then they don't know that the second tower is about to get hit but a lot of people got told don't worry staying your tower it was like a one-time thing one of the chances yes a lot literally one of the chances instead of telling you like that's why I this is my rule I swear to god I always say this if I hear a fire alarm in a hotel or anywhere I go all the way outside I don't let them tell me they haven't under control they don't fucking know what under control is and from now it can be like they have it under control next thing you know they don't fires crazy as fuck bro and I've heard a lot of people were like they'll be like you

1:20:24hear the fire alarm in your hotel you're sleep and they'll tell you oh we haven't under control go back and you're right it's crazy but have you ever tried just going you know he's blowing that shit out huh yeah palisades yeah those people should have just all the one all the one yeah it's but they're not a community yeah they they're the the case and if they were to just came all together and all at once it's true you know but you know one class is yeah exactly you can't get exactly they're all just divided over a portion how how come boil heights didn't burn because the community was united and we're like that and because uh no it's different they may have steel beams then it needs Joshua next one dog next one all right G-Lo wells boycott in GTA 6 because of the girl we already ran that one I guess we all are I mean I'm not

1:21:25actually Xavier so I mean I'm not probably finished the fucking the the one now it's just much well honestly dog yet I read it yesterday that I took the day off and shit I really convinced myself I was doing a lot of stuff I was like no I'm just gonna do stuff then I'm like I will put him off that I know I want to do so I was organizing this folder putting prices for the next card show and I was like fuck it I got two hours we play my switch fucking start playing dog and I'm like oh no this fucking just like just literally just and I'm like fuck bro I was like this is not even fun no more dog no it was like you're solid uh now it's playing uh yeah who's that too also how much did you smoke before start playing who just the blood come on dog I do that too I try to get so high to enjoy the game that sometimes you got a little high I'm like you know what I started thinking I was like this she used to be like a bomb to me so I was like now this isn't shit no I like used to be an entertainment console I mostly just use video games for like FIFA and 2K to

1:22:27play with my friends that should one as well yeah when you're playing with other people yeah what are the people stay awake yeah same that helps I like a good story so I like to storyline sometimes so you get to high I was like girl like like red dead and yeah I'll get it for her wait I don't I don't really fuck with those games that much this is not like the same thing but like I went to the Kanye concert and I got a fucking high as fuck on acid before I went and what's been the best it was amazing but I got too high where I was like I enjoyed it but like I got so high that I just like I just stood there like the whole place was jumping around and singing everything and I just couldn't yeah I was so high that I I just stood there and I just enjoyed it you know what I mean but I finally give up the last high could have grew a little bit more to weren't singing the shit I just so high just take it in man I just sat there I was like was that the one cutie came out yeah I'm nice it was amazing it was the coolest thing I ever saw but it was just like you know I was just trying to fix in it like I took two top two drops of this I think she did one I should just tell him what that's the

1:23:28lesson it's always good to have the amount of acid you would think you gonna do it's a feel different that's shit the washroom feels different just while closing it on you and hundred that's fine exit asher dog oh fuck yeah yeah nails it today classic question I'm not maddoze a bro no this is fucking classic that's from the crystal clear collection season one got clear dainst from my so-called life he's got all the teenagers he's now and I was her age she was just me okay you're allowed I'm allowed yeah you're allowed I'm allowed yeah he knows what I mean you know the exact one next episode he's gonna have the AJ soprano the much and then he's gonna have the good gay guy veto yeah with the lipstick

1:24:28dude veto coming back after being game being like dude can I be a captain again I'm gonna do oh good oh man there was there was probably like 50 episodes or all I mean he's on there was talk about the sopranos every fucking we don't smoke the same episode we just because I was watching it I was watching it then he started watching it and then we were just like I'm not watching it then remember when he smiled that is gonna turn it to fucking four months of it no oh no we can't do a whole another four fucking months of just soprano it's just a comedy with some action yeah I mean it's so good oh oh fun you remember when Tony got mad when that will fucking that's all we would do but that what that what that what that was that was that was metal's boyfriend paid for the bill oh that we oh yeah the producer that's like if we didn't know we didn't know why the fuck that was so man yeah that's you're wearing me out too when you're married you get to pay when he had a panic attack when he saw the pancake mix or the rice what's his name oh fucking Ben

1:25:28yeah uncle Ben's rice he opened the thing because his daughter was dating a black guy yeah he opened the thing he's like he's a funny black either I have to have black not how much do you think he's almost saying the winny yeah word mullin yeah how often do you think this was I like it during the time I did go to a few Italian spots hoping that I would hear it on the back like I was like this is bringing black friends with you just like you know this is an authentic you're like walk over there walk that way that's like you're feeling that's like you're feeling put some mullinion pepper on this next we'll have a oilfield a saffela serve to what's up dog safety good luck reo the hater we already read that one browser thank you for the super sticker good luck browser smile

1:26:28smile yes she has to be no more hey but this has been legit all right I got the whole system set up well we'll record for you today well Nicholas hashtag serve to safety same team baby swish for days thank you for the super chat thank you dog good luck psyches what's good y'all happy Tuesday happy Tuesday dog swish for days thank you for the super chat is that the foot from the rave sex I don't know what two he knows Santos for 20 nitty offers hand readings for the girls on fig for free too you give him that little the Indian art in their hand he's a henna yeah all the prostitutes have had no one what's nitty's done with them yeah Gilbert but that's our brand them Gilbert partita thank you for the super chat swish for days thank you for the super chat grainyas same team

1:27:30same team baby team grainyas Ryan x1 same team with the hamburger thank you dog thank you homie holy shit that you take the same team thing from gay people oh no you know like they're same team they're on the same team they are same team no ex-g nitty been fucking dude they're on the same team they're in the same team everybody we were stepped on from the death tones uh start saying it on this one crazy nas episode we were on we're just oh that's sick and then he starts saying it and then it won't just like he like didn't just say it but like he remember he like starting yelling at you it was like damn dude like like I mean like it like if that episode is still up are we linking the game but like dude it was one episode and like where he he was yelling a lot that day right you know the sick one yeah no but it was like during COVID I think like make COVID it was they were dying we were doing a lot of it was fucking wild that was so fun yeah that was so fun

1:28:32COVID was honestly so fun it was crazy like all this time off we were like renting houses in Sequoia and then and then uh what's it called uh uh oh it's flying Joshua tree I was flying air where flights were so yeah and Javier was though I was telling my girl we should but she was afraid of flying oh I didn't go far you know like we're 20 group or 20 friends we would just go bring like bags of molly bags of EA bags like a mushroom acid like literally all of the world's any red drug I remember we did it for a bunch of months in a row and then one day I was blasted on ketamine on acid coke molly everything right and I remember thinking one of us is gonna die I'm like this much drugs like like fucking like fucking Tony like in Tony Montana that are at every fucking level of drugs is we're gonna die and uh and a couple of us did trying out but not from drugs

1:29:34not from those drugs not from those drugs it was just a fucking heart attack a week later not from drugs yeah no nobody nobody in that nobody that like did that part of it but then some people who were partying harder outside of it oh we all got we all we all got the text once yeah we all got warning yeah stop for air I got a little scared it was three food who Kwan was my friend but that was even before COVID was quagmire but team overs okay quickly yeah yeah yeah it came flour is that from coke too uh Kevin Ford net died of batten all I think in Mexico doing coke a lot of people were it just yeah next one dog next one that motherfucker thanks for the history lesson cool info oh yeah yeah and let that be a lesson I hope you're listening to a Christian well before he's talking about the history I know but I'm just adding on I hope you heard the last conversation we have right now he knows what he's saying oh yeah

1:30:35but yeah no he was talking about you he enjoyed the breakdown thank you Dougie burning beto same to him globitos hasn't been a while since I had a globe yeah if we just like how legs give you cancer home but is that what what are you talking about this guy said this guy thought people who had cancer couldn't walk no that's not what he was talking about like he's like he's he was about don't do a balloon I was like man it's just a balloon no nitrous yeah it's bad it's bad for you bad I don't know about that but it kills brain cells just because you're you're lacking oxygen to your brain so that's why I don't do that that's the most that's the high of it yeah that's the high of it that's the high of it you start losing your hair when you start doing balloons because you're holding your breathful it's like when you're a kid and you like choke each other out or you choke yourself and you pass out it's that you know but the adult version what's the acid doggy take one though don't do

1:31:35the two do you want to ask is this like mushrooms not anymore but you've done mushrooms before yeah have you done acid episode have you done a lot or a little because he went too far I want too far yeah so don't go too hard on much on acid just do a half a tab and and see how how it feels you're just gonna be sitting there like you did at the concert you know it's a different as a different time it was late how it was fucking lasers into the fucking sky dude it was crazy you see the Jesus song everything fun thanks to the cracks dog I saw him with Drake at the what was it called the Larry Hoover concert and it was the best concert I've ever been to go drive to Arizona and go to see I'm down do it I love Kanye did his music is the fucking best next one we got swish for days thank you for the super chat dog thank you dog speed minion save to totally forgot it's

1:32:38Tuesday save to that was not again next was swish for days thank you dog what does a handicap logo mean crib next one Brody live that makes sense Brody live same team baby same team dog Hollywood turp hogan same team that's right baby thank you the love player Brody live ran into ex yet wasteland and shit was lit we kissed now he didn't say that real same teams type shit we don't smoke the same sorry they did not don't don't now is a good ass time dog thing for pulling up to him peri blanco my three-year-old son is playing GTA by city on the switch right now my city was dope three years old my city was dope remember seeing the keys are the floor yeah like you're just like or in the water to do you just have to fucking

1:33:41get him in the boat you're like what is that I'll try that shit switch for day safety cheers homies same team dog and the last super chats from browser census the bye bye thank you browser okay I got everybody we got one just fucking popped out dog all right robbing the hood 999 census the the fucking pair dog working out each has pair this pump this pump robbing the hood 99 is the last one all right let me go ahead and put his name in the raffle so let's go ahead and pick a winner good luck to everybody that's fun let's see who's gonna win the prize pack today good love yeah just bypass browser it is swish for days swish for days thanks so much swish for days

1:34:43appreciate you participating and uh super chatting he's gonna have swish for weeks now after yeah he got himself a new bomb he got himself some hey dar and we don't smoke the same hat so so look to him yeah we'll be doing another giveaway uh Thursday so make sure you guys tune in on Thursday we're also gonna be doing a patreon episode tomorrow uh we got reveries stopping by so make sure you guys tune in tomorrow uh patreon only patreon only it's gonna be at night so make sure you guys tune in uh want to thank harmo's for oh don't we still have 15 minutes damn I was like damn we're all fucking ton today well because I wanted to pick a winner and last time we get fucking backtrack you know what I mean yeah and then like on Tuesdays we have the clean people I wonder how we came up your mess I wonder how people left because they thought it was the end oh that's fun now they're still here bro cool come on dad they don't know for gonna do us spontaneous go where did you have any gigs over the weekend uh no I was just in Chicago oh that's right you were too high either way

1:35:44I'll have for two days on acid I did acid again the next day and just wandered the city fan so you were you were in Chicago for Kanye's return to Chicago yeah it was so cool dude that's the shit it was one of the coolest things ever the city was lit does he think of a fuck about Chicago he day man it was cool dude at one point you could see like he was like he's a GD he's like I haven't been I just my first time touring in five years you know and uh when the place was going crazy he was just like taking it all in was there any racism there did you see any like all that was right no came out with some no I think people were all waiting for him to do that Hail Hitler song when he was not as well now I was wondering if he could have done the he could have done the hallelujah version you know he was because you know he remade it with yeah you know he's saying it in uh Seattle Mexico and no he didn't let's go city that's all I had to merge my homies bought merch with the swashwick thing on it what year was that the fucking like last fucking like like six seven months ago maybe a year ago yeah he did the Hitler song yeah he didn't do it as hot as he never sent me my shirt fucking ass what you order yeah

1:36:46I was because it was gonna go up in price and I was like why didn't say it was gonna be delivered by dog it never got sent out a lot of people never got their merch I mean did you get a remade at least I did just I did the dispute it though so put that but Tommy did got his yeah yeah a plus he got his shirt he got his shirt and the hoodie so what the swash got it buying buying Nazi shirts as an investment is so is like it's like I wonder how many Jewish people did too oh that's the most yeah like it's a great investment the ones that gave him the idea yeah why do you think he's on didn't get his it will go up in value and it would be limited limited I didn't want the goal to get him be limited those though one of the greatest concerts ever saw yeah I mean he's the best fucking could of it was cool they had Kuddy out did anybody else sick that they did not respect that that's great yeah and the thing was they've been beefing so that was weird there was so much and even them when they got up together because everybody he brought up he would do a song with them and then let them do one song on the wrong

1:37:47oh no and then they go and he do that with everybody that came out harder it is to fucking like not fall over on their their their their least train down to the fucking oh yeah you see it like so they can't get there's a video that explained all that when he did he did 60 songs and like the whole time you're like there's another 200 songs he could have done that or he's so good that never yeah he never did yeah he's that's how good it's so sick man even when Kuddy came out you're like these two alone could do 200 songs right yeah yeah to not forget like fucking lyrics that's like pretty that's pretty dope when you ask him out and murdered it too that was so sick that's dope yeah yeah oh yeah I forgot you know what I wasted everyone in the tour he did uh he did uh he did it first he did uh first uh oh no the he did superstar and then uh touch the sky did he do words I never said no yeah that's the thing yeah that's the song that like he he was like I don't know fuck about my career yeah you heard the story about Obama having him be one of the performers uh for the second inaugural and he got kicked off stage

1:38:51for for talking shit about Obama on stage right so you know in in words I never said where he goes uh and that's why I didn't vote for him uh he so at the inauguration he goes and that's why I didn't vote for him this time either he's just talking yelling about how he didn't vote for Obama and then they cut they cut him after that song and we're like I you're off like this is a celebration of this guy and he's like because he supported Israel and all that shit man that song goes so fucking hard but he kind of you know his career just went down the drain because of that shit because they're like all right we're not gonna play you on the radio or anything it was his label fucked them right yeah they tried to not let that album even out but there's so much protest against that label that they finally put it out it's a banger lasers somebody said did he do wheels on the bus so fun let's make another super chat Ben is the painter chai town for life my first time there that is big city

1:39:52lady let him finish reading the super chat time that's all it was guess to he has one more commented on the super chat oh was it was Chinatown? I don't read that my bad yeah you know you read that fucking super chat principle he's on telling them me all right Sykes this is the dead head latino homie Compa redhead redhead redhead oh the fool who went to the soccer game he's like some dreadhead fool Wednesday is the only game that's gonna fucking go down this month but yeah it's about that time for most you have any shows or you got that you got a podcast with soul yeah me and soul do the bad habits podcast it's funny that because he's a he's an ex-gambler yeah I think the gambler yeah and you're a current I gamble a lot yeah yeah but it'll sound like he's doing the soul type of things no he may he's good at it though like I'm good at football

1:40:53you guys want good picks for football week one I think the safest way to three I got it at three and a half x for this parlay but it's two a tongue of a law under 200 and like nine yards I think it was and uh prize page the shan I've been doing underdog and I have a bookie uh but but two and the shan Watson's under on yards I think the shan Watson's like 179 or something I think those two parlayed together three and a half x I put like 200 bucks on 700 easy I think you gotta show me yeah I think it's big I made like 40 g's last football season off of it and uh god damn you should sell your um picks I was giving them out I have like a I have a text chat if you guys want to be in it you guys can get my I do that with the homies they have uh you gotta find it who's good with at different corners yeah it's for love soccer so I just ask him I every weekend like

1:41:57anything that you think I should bet on he's like this is guaranteed did he make you 40 g's not like that but I also don't but I also don't bet it I also don't bet it I want our most is pick that I make like my buddy cam is really good at UFC so he gives out his UFC picks last uh big one I forget uh what number it was but I had like seven hundred dollars of bets out uh and I ended up making eighteen hundred off of it so I made eleven hundred that day amazing like you just have to know guys who have like who know certain things and if you can if they're really I'm like how confident are you about this shit and he was like he was like I'm putting a thousand dollars on these two to win by themselves and I'm like if you're doing a thousand I'll do 300 yeah that's how I do it I just I go off on how much they're better yeah the bed is on my guy I got 50 bucks on it or whatever I make 40 g's in a football season mm-hmm how much is your average bet uh it was like probably like 50 yeah but do you parles like like like all parles like all parles the legs six or eight

1:42:58ooh but like the way I made the biggest chunk was and this is a genius play you guys should all try to do if you can so if you're watching a basketball game this is this works only with for basketball and it's the third quarter and one team is up 40 something you know 50 is even better but 40 40 40 a big huge number the games over you immediately go on underdog you find all the starters for both teams and you start hitting their under pounding on the fact that a good coach should pull all of his starters is this games over there's no coming back and they shouldn't play it all in the fourth and then all the others will hit I did that where I put like 200 on an eight game parlay because the wolves were beating the jazz by like a lot pulled all of the players and I won like 25 down because the multiple was so high at that time too off one game yeah yeah because the

1:44:02multiple was like at like a hundred and something x or something it was like crazy it's eight players it's like it's a it's a lot of shit to hit and uh but but they take it down quick because as soon as as they know as soon as they happen like that as soon as they pull the players or as soon as somebody gets a hunch that they're gonna pull the players they they pull that bet down so you gotta get it in really fast and sometimes I've done it where it's almost hit like sometimes some of the shit's fucking fishy like one time uh you guys follow basketball you know who stop persingus is yeah but like injured guy who's playing for the hawks in injury prone guy uh he everybody had hit the under everybody had gotten pulled I was gonna make like a few g's off of like a of a bet uh and my buddies were two who were tailing me those we were very excited with like a few minutes left in the game they put crystal porzingus back in to a game that's like 40 point difference and he scores two quick baskets and then they take him out they literally put him back into hit the

1:45:02over and then they pulled him out a guy who's injury I was like this is fishy I'm like somebody's gambling on that team and needs to stop that over but there is that you know you do have to worry about like in I mean that's what I thought about the world cup there's a couple things where like what the fuck everyone bet on this and like the Brazil Brazil I know I think it was Germany or Brazil or one of these ones where I wouldn't have that Parley know I was like everyone's like did come about the US game is like that shit with fake is fuck no paragliding fucking is the best defense against France but against us they they are a complete dog shit and just give them all right back in the box and shit like somebody brought these these paragliding who don't have any money and are playing for this team were handed 20 grand each and told you can lose one of these group stage games and still make it out and still be a hero in your country and bring money more money back here why would you not take that your poor person that was just on a club team in paragliding or some shit US dollar two US dollar two yeah and it's good for America because the world cups in

1:46:02America if we if we didn't make it out of the group stage ratings would have been worse it wouldn't have been as exciting for Americans it wouldn't have been as invested all rigged I'm low key that I'm low key got political and then you guys still got it and then it got man handled anyway that shit was gross did not letting the Iranians into the country like the people who are so we're such a hospitable people you we if you're if we were holding the world cup everybody would be like welcome to stay in people's houses and shit at the world it's like that's how much the they want to like show their hospitality money on your baby and said these guys are like you guys have to stay in Tijuana but apparently the Tijuana community really fucking went hard for the Iranian people and their the Iranians are like Tijuana is like our home away from home now we like love the Tijuana people like yeah Mexican people are most working they were not working they follow you at brother at Hormuz comedy on on everything and check out the bad habits podcast and comedy dating show on gas digital with Kim kongden

1:47:09heydy have you done it? they should have you did it I've done it before yeah that's a lot not a filmed one but now we now we're filming them and putting them on YouTube they're fun dude I was I was competing for super only fanship very thick yeah yeah didn't win she's lost weight now but uh but I think she was hotter when she was hot I'm not saying but she was inside that you don't know obviously you get there and she always yeah yeah yeah like the last episode we filmed we did it at the mothership and it was Christina P post tons of course yeah that's been great yeah so that's gonna come out soon yeah so what side are you on team P for team Sigura dude I'm on team of whatever's right for the children I don't know dude I'm on your mom's house fans will keep going and if they can eventually sit there and do a pot together which I think eventually maybe they could yeah that's the long-term go-bo as long as they're both happy for yeah that's their long that's their long-term

1:48:13goal in life to do a pot together yeah I just hope they're all right divorce sucks like I've been through a divorce where it was chill as fuck like literally the best version of a divorce could be and it's still sucked and took like five years I can't imagine like with kids and that much money it's not it's not a fun thing at all suck shoutout to you guys for listening very know what it is number one Mexican podcast in the world this week if you want to come to a show in LA I'll be at the comedy store on Wednesday doing a small spot in room and on Saturday I'll be in Laguna Nagal for don't tell comedy show and the gal yeah and hit me up if you want to come I'll send you a link to get tickets hit the like button subscribe we'll be back tomorrow I mean Thursday at 930 we got Demi love uh check her out she's gonna be here thank you for coming out my boy thank you thank you

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