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1:01Not for radio with Jay on Dunk. Mmm, yummy. Hi! Welcome to Novoratio. We owe you a host, so I'm Duncan Hyde. This is Jay Rive over here. Oh, this is a fucking shadow of Jay Rive. What have we got here? We've got Betty Boy as well. It's good to be back at New Zealand, ripping out a regular program in as such. At Big Show tomorrow, we're going to get to that shortly. We've got a lot of stuff to get through. We've got a little bit of stuff from the live show. We didn't get a chance to get to. Yes. During the live show, I think we only got through about 20% of the stuff that we prepped for the live show. We could have gone for three fucking hours. Adjust that time. I don't know how long we were actually on stage four, but there was a little bit, and I'm interested to hear what the audio goes back like because we haven't heard the live show back. To see if it does sound, because as soon as everything went to shit, we just went into fucking live show. It was meant to be a live recording. Yeah, it was meant to be a proper live recording. So there's just people in the background that are part of it. It ended up being the complete opposite of that.

2:02Which I wasn't mad at. I think it was cool. It was kind of fucking hard. It was mega. It was sick. And you have got so much to get to from that. We've also got a lot of gifts that we do. Thank you, say thank you to people for. I forgot completely forgot about most of the stuff. I was going to get to that. I was going to get to that. I was going to get to that. I was going to get to that. I was going to get to that. I was going to get to that. I forgot completely forgot about most of this. It's something that explaines why your luggage was so heavy, and I was hassling Anna for shopping, but it was actually just stuff that the snipers had given us. So let's get into it. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! and less overwhelming. Should we just rip since we're being with the classic, it's still classic yarn. Yes. This is the classic builders classic yarn.

3:02That's how big a beefy classic builders are. All right, what do you got there? I don't know if you wanted this name in it, but we're going to call him Brian Cat because that's his fucking name. Well, this is under the title of Rome Enscore and Wrong. A few years ago, I worked out of a, I worked out of town five days a week. Home on the weekends in Gone Again, my wife and I had two kids and we're trying for a boy. Failed. Three girls. His are. Oh, I've got to make like that, Jeff. Yeah. He's just a girl machine. Yeah. It was Friday night early December. I just got home for a long cold week away. Me and all my wisdom thought I'd warm things up in the bedroom. And boy, did I? All the Christmas decorations put up to surprise the Mrs. Hang on. Hang on. I'm just, I carry on. I'll just go in and sleep on my, and then I'll take that. I have to go out and get some rest. Yeah. I'll take that. I'll take that. He's got a job that needs to be done to give themselves a bit of chance. He's been, or has he hanging them up in the bedroom, because not a bad option.

4:02He's been listening. Brian, doesn't fuck around here. The Mrs. came home from work, the tree was up, Santor and all the reindeer in the front yard. You know, locked stock the fucking lot. I noticed I had a few extra strings of lights and a light bulb went off above my own head. Here we go. Fucking idiots. I hope he just stripped down to nothing but a cowboy hat. There's the hawk. Bending you to me, buddy. Incidentally, he's thinking, fuck hell good with it, me though. And wrap it to myself in the lights. Fuck off. This was before LED lights. Oh fuck. My thought was when she came home, I'd plug a man and she would be absolutely driving for me. She was travelling all right. The moment came when the front door knob turned and I plugged in those beautiful,

5:05intelligent bulbs to my shock. They immediately turned into 75 miniature suns. Yes. That's why they were extra. She comes in and I'm screaming for her to hurry up and look at her present so I can get these fucking stinging lightning bolts to fuck off me. She came around the corner and the dripping started. Unfortunately, the drops were coming from her eyeballs. She was laughing so fucking hard. I had tiny little bitty blisters all over my body and I'm talking everywhere. Shortly after our three minutes of fun, fun time I threw every halogen Christmas light I had in the trash and promptly made the switch to LED. Anyway, love the podcast of Overmaker to New Zealand. I'll be sure to look you boys up if you ever make it to Michigan. I'll be glad to buy your beer or 12 up with the mother fucker. I'm buying you the beer.

6:06That's hilarious. I've seen it before. I've got a family that live in Michigan and it is a desire of mine to get there and after things went so well. You know, I said at the beginning of the year, we're going to the UK before the end of the year, where do we go to the UK? I'm saying right now before the end of next year, we're going to the States. Literally just giggling what's Michigan famous for. Great life. Everything. So Michigan is next to Detroit, Detroit, Michigan. My family live in Wyendart. So if you listen to this, Brian, then you'll know where that is and I hope to get over there and catch up with not only them, but you as well. Oh, big on cherries there as well. And then there's a couple of famous pieces of fudge they make. It's not far from, I mean, from the, you can, in a pasty, you can ride to Milwaukee to the home of Harley-Davidson too. Well, like that. Well, like that. So it could be a little bit of a get away from one to get up there for summer. Okay, so I want to do a couple of the ask us anything. Because we put up a post before the live show on Liverpool last week, which sounds crazy. It feels like it was weeks ago.

7:06It was a week today. God. Huh. What's it? And we didn't get to any of these. So these are questions that people sent through to us. So for our ask us anything, the sub-matting Liverpool, if you two mate, and meet each other for the first time in a pub tonight, do you think you'd actually get along? Well, I could probably say yes because we kind of didn't know each other and met when we were exchanging tickets and got along. Yes. Yes, I would say. And when we did meet for the first time, probably it fucking pretty much was at a pub. A click day. Yeah. On cast at first sight. Yeah. That's one from Ben. What's something you regularly bullshit about being good at, but you're actually fucking useless at? I think we're pretty honest. Yeah, I can tell you the things. I mean, I am terrible at fucking heaps of things. But the ones that stick out instantly for me, basketball shoot, like shooting a basketball, fucking wafel. One surfing, kryptonite for me. But you don't bullshit about it. No, no, but I'm just saying. I can't do it. I'm not saying these things, no good at it. I'm just fucking terrible at that. Okay, yeah, well, I'll name mine, um, sex.

8:09Got three kids, oh, so you get it, you get it done. Yeah, you get there. I mean, you eventually hit a home run, don't you? Yeah. You just want to hold the bass a bit long enough. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I'm, I don't know. I don't even say that I'm actually good at anything. We're too honest. I mean, you could say something like Jay pretends to be organised, but he sees these not organised. I'm sure I'm fine. Yeah. Um, this from, these are all ones from the UK. We must pick them out on purpose. And this is from Dave and Birmingham. You have heard hundreds of fucked up all stories now. Is there one that you've read and thought, no, that I genuinely don't believe or were this? I, I say this time and time and time and time again. I actually don't care if they're not 100% truthful because any good story starts with at least a tiny nugget of truth and then gets built out. Like we call it JST, like I embellish stuff because I'm here for the art of the story

9:10and the delivery and the result that you get from a story and that's everyone laughing. And so I don't think, I don't care if it's not for 100% I'm not fucking fact-chickened. Did I enjoy listening to it? Did I enjoy reading it? Yeah, it's just, yes, I don't give a fuck. It is going on the podcast, but also as well, like I feel like there has got to be a lot of elements of truth to most of them because there's that much detail. Yeah. You know, you don't get the detail. Like for example, the famous yarn of the Skydove and Birmingham with the Granny. There's too much fucking detail. Yeah. Like at that point, it's real and it should be like the majority of these wall stories. It should be made into a movie. So when fucking Hollywood was like, okay, we've made enough toy stories. Come to our fucking podcast and buy some of these wall stories and let's fucking get everywhere I'm paid. Yeah, we even met one of the, um, I'm blanking on his name. South African bloke who is a mad dog in the mad dog club. Dave? We've read a bunch of the shaggot. Yeah. Anyway, so he got, he was, I don't know if I should say this. No, maybe I shouldn't. I don't know if he's getting insurance on his car.

10:13We talked about this. He's doing it with a Range Rover. No. Then on the podcast. The Jeep. He crashed. Oh, no, we talked about the Range Rover, the Range Rover to the ground. That's different. That's different altogether to get insurance. So this bloke anyway, lives in another part of the world. So good luck finding him a fewer insurance, but he was watching the All Black South Africa game and he was getting so mad at the scrum being screwed. He was screaming at the iPad that he had up in the middle of his, this is 10 years ago by the way. Yeah, 10 years ago. And put it on the card round and roll bolden ourselves out. I see he's trying to watch TV in the arcade. Yeah. He got so frustrated. But he'll be over that because it happened 10 years ago. Exactly, but he also got shot through the lung and almost bled out in a four court. And he just goes, hey, look, I don't know if that's the same guy. I can't believe my mind might have been that in a different guy. Anyhow. There's some mad people that we meet in the yard. Because if you want to stitch all that together, you may be able to figure out who the fuck we're talking about, but I'm glad you're talking about different people, Joe. Yeah, it's just a kawinki dink.

11:14Fuck you like you are here. Yeah. So is he. But you meet these people. Yeah, meet these, yes, all of those people. It's a collection of mad dogs. When you meet all of these people, which is called a fuckery. Yeah. It's a collection of mad dogs. Yeah, collection of not for radio listeners is called a fuckery. Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu is now streaming on Disney Plus. What are you waiting for? Hop on. The must see galactic adventure comes home on Disney Plus. This is the way our only chance is to work together. I'm the life this game. Always where your seatbelt. Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu now streaming on Disney Plus. We're at PG 13. When you meet all of these people and we've all got them, we've all got the stories and we've got our own months from our own mates and crazy stuff that happens.

12:14And then you just multiply that out by almost a million. And because that's a number. And then you add geographical references like old mate from Michigan. And you go, there's mad shit that happens in Michigan. Every day. Every day. Every way. Do you know just read me thought of, let's just say this is not a mate of mine. That's his point. Remember the not a mate of mine that was trying to fuck with us. So nice. I don't know why I'm so funny. And he's actually a really nice guy. He's not too much of a hothead. But he was getting fucking like tailgated driving home one day. And he was going up and then in the passing lane opened up and he was like, fuck this guy. And he goes into the fast lane. Of course the other person goes to pull across into the fast lane. And so the other guy tries to go left and they're going left and right out the fast lane. But my mate's touring a trailer. And they get to the top and the fucking car behind him is like, fuck you motherfucker on

13:18passing you. But my mate's like, also, fuck you motherfucker. And they get to the top. And old mates like, fuck it has to pull in. But because he isn't clocked the fucking trailer obviously. And he has to pull it. He clips trailer. I've made feels the trailer go fucking up. And all he sees in his wing mirror is the guy behind him leaving the road. And he is. No idea what happened to him. The way actually I like that actually caught up with him quite a wee while later. And it was because of the fucking trailer number. Like came off in the car. Yes. Yeah. But there is, I mean, I think in everybody there is a tiny bit of not my mate. There's a part that lives in everybody's head where there is where you want death proof style driving on someone that's been a fuck. I just love the idea like a fuck you motherfucker. Like he didn't need to do that at all. But the other guy was clearly a fuck with too. And hopefully the next time the guy won't be a fuck with. Yeah.

14:18I just like when somebody instead of like, how often are you on a motorbike and you see a car, a car transporter or a tow truck that's got its back down and you go, fuck if this thing had a bit better suspension. I can't have that. Well he nice to plug into Grand Theft Auto mode. What a stark Harley's low rider race. It would fucking belly out. You'd probably clip the top of the cabin or cart when we go over the front. Literally all you need to do is watch any of early evil cannibal. Yeah. That's basically what he did. Yeah. My uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, my uncle, he jumped in a power. He jumped in a power but had no landing ramps. And a fucking compressors point and broke his back. There he is, a tip for young players. If you jump in a parlour and try to jump seven cars at the road, put a speed where are the sevenies. Have a fucking landing ramp. Or at least a big soft pile of dirt to land in. So I'll sand or some shit on the main straight there. What the fuck did he think was going to happen, eh? That gun.

15:19That gun. That's a shinnit. I'd love there's no health and safety back then at all. All right. Which is why he turned up to it. I knew that Uncle Mad Dog Clive is going to reenact his famous jump where he broke his back. They had explosive some shit like the jump and stuff. The photo is fucking amazing. You'd go. He's like about, the car would be like seven eight meters in the air, which makes you of course he broke his back. But there's flames flying up and shit. It's the best fucking photo ever. He was like back in the day. I didn't even know how he figured out how to do it. But back in the day, he was the only one I'm porting American car parts into Christchurch. And so that was his deal. He always have the American cars and car parts. So he was basically the only bloke in the seventies and crutches with all the matter shit. And he, he, he fucking once built this like river monster thing. That was like the huge had tractor tyres on like the biggest tractor. So how did you get a major and then it was basically a flat deck and then they bolted some seats to the top of a plywood on the top and had the the steering wheel and we're just swam dogs. Yeah. And we just drive it up the fucking Y-Mac river with all his mates on it and just fucking

16:21end up somewhere on the person then drive the thing home. Because they've got the famous in the southern states and Louisiana and that they make them. So they can do they can fucking run him through anywhere basically. Yeah, it's full of you know days. That's what you want off of the turns to shit. They wouldn't be meeting the inflow around now but that's definitely what you want. Right back to the AMA. Yes. Tom and Leeds, if not for radio ended tomorrow, what would you two actually do for work? Luckily we do a radio show so probably that. Yeah. I don't know if I wanted to keep my house. Yeah, I'd be tough ass for fucking going home to Dixie San and quitting radio as well. Yeah, the radio show is building definitely there. I could be a builder. You could do development. You could do like flicking. Yeah, but fucking in a bit more capital away. I don't know, maybe I've worked out. Maybe I would be able to do that if we sold everything. If not for radio ended tomorrow, the worst part about all of that would be that that's a major major major part of our day, which was the funnest part of our day. A lot of happiness. I'll bid the price.

17:22I'll bid the price straight on fucking the price in person. But I'd be drinking heavier than I am. I've got, we've got heat to shit on the out. I mean, we've got fucking, I've got, I don't know how many businesses are outside of this and the radio going on at the moment but there'll be something, find something to do that leaves me with no money. I don't invest in a big black lowered Mercedes and start a late night business. There's a good option until it's not. Yeah. Yeah. Small sandwich delivery. This is a tough one. Josh and Liverpool. You've got a permanent elite one, booze, sex or sport, what's going? Now we don't play sports. Let's make that watching live sport, watching sport, might be a live sport on TV or in real life. To be in that case then booze is, there's no fucking way I'm giving up sex. So that's an, that's an overhang. There's no negotiable. So booze would be, booze would be easy enough to, easy enough for me to move. I think I think, I think, that's big from you because you own a booze coming.

18:24You just launched a new drink today. You want to give that a plug? Yeah. The new, the new watermelon margarita from pals is out. It's out. So if you like your health, you're in hot damn. Yeah, it's delicious. It's, this is one of the original ones. Just while we're doing a little bit of self sourcing here. One of the first flake, so dunk was the, dunk was the original guinea pig from pals. And it was first being established. And we had these, all these clear bottles with all these different mixes. Because we'd get down to these, like, there'd be 10 final iterations. And then it was, myself, my wife, my business partner's neck and mat. And then dunk was like the outside. Like dunk was to find it delicious. Then that's fucking a core part of the market that we're after. Well, then you go, because there's no girls, no girls in the late teens and early 20s would find them delicious anyway. But this is the other psychographic market that we're trying to get. Well, that's where you're going to make your money. Yeah. Because I'll bulk drink it. And I understand mainland Canberrae led. And so we, we landed very weirdly on this watermelon mint vodka, which was so far outside of the original flavors that we were wanting to go with.

19:28But all of us kind of found it fucking was strangely delicious. I fucking hate watermelon fake flavor is fucking terrible. So from that, it did my head in. But because we use a natural fruit extract, which is actually from the fucking fruit, and they get it when it's actually good, not when it tastes moldy and like fucking carpet. Jay personally milks the melon himself. Yeah, just so they just do that. And so the lead fucking nailed it. And I was like, well, don't really like this one. And I really like this one, but I don't imagine many other leads would. And then the fuckers put it in a pink can to really test me. Yeah, to really test it. It could have been a green can. Which was already taken by the Lyman so that one was gone. But then I'm behold one of our fucking heartiest, hearty of rugby teams, Tudonaki bulls, win the Ranfieldy Shield. And there they are standing there in the fucking sheds all of them with a pink bow's cannon hand with the Ranfieldy Shield. And now the toughest motherfuckers going around. So I was like, that'll do.

20:29They're saying it tastes good. And so what we've done since then we've basically retired that away. The pink can became pink lemonade. And now the margarita, which we've got classic chili mango. And now this is the fourth skew in there as well as all new packaging as well for the others that it's fucking delicious. It really fucking is. And we're going to have one after this. Right, sure. From London, which one of you would survive longer if your wives left you tomorrow and had to completely run your own household. Duncan, easy. Easy. I would be, I don't know. I give you six months. You'd find a way you'd like to think you'd dig deep. Steve, a new castle. What's the worst thing you've ever done to piss? What's the worst thing you've ever done? Piss that you've never told your wife. I know. We're pretty good at communicating. I didn't hear anything. Yeah, the, um, the NNN is pretty much most of the, she knows the stuff she needs today. There's other stuff she doesn't need to know. So I wouldn't fucking tell her.

21:29I can and she felt if you could ask Jay one question tonight, look, this is supposed to be in the live show. And he had to answer 100% truthfully. What do you ask him? Duncan. It's probably not much that we have had literally anything that's left on the tables. That fucking podcast though, a few to listen to about you and NS6 life. Some stuff I don't need to know. Can we just address the fact that when we traveled back from Dubai, Duncan, no wonder we're on a graymail track pants and got one of his 17 erictions during the night on the flight and everyone walked past and could see. Then Jay tried to help me by judo chopping it and I was like, what do you know, touch my deck? I've got to jump. Um, listen to how I believe a girl is. This is where we're about to board the flight ride. And it's like, what the fuck's up with your pants? And I was like, I've got an erection. I'm done. That's my deck. Me and deck, bro. It just got out of control real fast before chicken. It's just at the end of 10 days of delirious.

22:30Proper, just traveled stress and just forever up, packed shit, go unpack stuff, booze, catch out with people, talk all night. Talk all night. Like it's just where we were just so tapped and all we had was just say three words and then just make us laugh for fucking 20 minutes. And that was one of them. I could really escalate because then asked me what sort of undies those were. And then I was obviously very nappy. So he ended the trip. Thanks fucking flying up the front of the plane and grave help track pants with some fucking lendulstompers on. And some compression socks. Fuck. Honestly, you sure see my fuck, I don't even know if we talked about this before. Oh, he didn't. My legs were so swollen. My anus like, you got to get fucking compression socks. I was like, I'm not going to be a compression sock virgin. I'm like, you know, I'm fucking some fuck off. She's like, I've done more travel than you. And turns out everything anus sees is right. And I turn up having not fucking basically move for an entire day. Like I didn't even fucking really get up to piss a wet.

23:32He had two creases in front of his ankles. So there's one on the fucking whereas leg hits his foot. There's two creases in one of my foot and one of my shankles. Oh, there was four just downpipes. And shiny as leads to red and sh. I clocked it when I went to unpack my bag and I knelt down. And I was like, geez, my legs feel a bit different. What's going on there? And then I looked on the mirror and that was so shiny. I was like, fuck. I'm not going to pop. We were in tears. So anyway, me and Jay will compression bandages. I mean, compression socks on the way home. I think my fucking legs are chit-chatty the little bastards. No, we're here growing through them. Like I want to go to the carpet. We'll go to the sniper line now. And as always, if you want to see any of the messengers, the best way to do that is just to fire one through either on not for any of Facebook, Instagram, or there's a link on the link tree, which is in the episode description. That's from Chris in the UK. How are sniper? Hey, you know, boys, it's Chris in the UK here. I hope you enjoyed your visit.

24:33Loved it. Looking at stories on Instagram, etc. It looked fucking awesome. Got to come to the show. I could get the time of work. But hey, it's shit as it is. It is what it is, man. Hope Stone's given Went Well, Jay. I haven't seen the results, but either way, you are the fucking sniper. That's champion. And I'm sure it's more important to a lot of us. So yeah, hope you enjoyed it, boys. Spoons look fucking wild. I managed to get you a couple of scotches on the app. So I hope you got them and enjoyed this. We guys always say, you know, it's like being a sniper elite is like shouting you a beer a month. So it's nice to actually be able to buy you one. But yeah, hope you enjoyed it. Hope you had a blast. Hope your heads are feeling okay. And yeah, from everyone, honestly, love what you do with the potty. I've been the sniper elite now for about six months. And honestly, the fucking laughter and joy you bring is unreal. I don't think you guys realize that or if you do,

25:34honestly, fucking absolutely fire. Keep it up, boys. I know you mean a lot to a lot of people, especially for some shitty times. You boys always come to the laughter. So yeah, have a good safe trip home, boys. Hope all goes well to go long, go hard and up the motherfucking wild. That's a motherfucking wild. Very nice, very nice. Very nice, very nice. It was, yeah, hit all the points. We had literally the best time. Like to the point where planning for next year has to be considered now. And if we're completely honest, it'd be awesome to do a buy annual Northern Hemisphere sort of year and year about. So like next year, it'd be great to go States, Canada and then the following year, go back and go proper England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and actually catch up with everybody and kind of do a bit of a proper loop. But then the fucking curveball is that Jay finished 47th

26:37equal for Stone Skimming, which then automatically gives him entry into next year. With a plus one. Heels up. So this is I was talking to Andrew about it last night and she's like, well, don't get to go anyway. This could be a sniper elite, yeah. Great idea. So we could, I don't know. And we looked into castles as well. Because you know me, I love a fucking castle and it was suggested. There's a 22 bedroom castle that sleeps 44 people in it. It's about fucking... Now there's a bigger one than that one. There was the smaller one. No, that's a fuck, oh, there's a 40 bedroom one. That's the one we want. But that's way through the South. It's fucking miles away. I mean, it sounds obvious, but the fuck there are so many castles in Scotland. It was ridiculous. And then there's also money floating around back in the day. Somebody mentioned that right in the middle of Orban is a really old grandbed of Budapest Hotel. I mean, we drive past it. It's fucking gigantic. That thing's got about 10,000 rooms in it. So we could just take that over. And they've got a big conference room in it, which could be perfect for a live show.

27:37So there's options aplenty. Options aplenty. But if I can love it, and thank you very much for the message. And yeah, we had the best time and now we're back. And into it. We've got that much stuff that you guys gave us. Yeah. And this is only likely to be someone looking at this guy. Well, where's the shit that I gave you? Apologies. It's everything got spread from breakfast to ourselves. And we've... Wait, so this is a week personalized Guinness cap that's going to go on the shelf behind you. It says, not for radio live, 30 September 2026, Schwimming and Creamy, fucking points. That was that Danny Carroll and my right and thinking? Yes, I think he might be right there. Potentially. Or Davey Beach. Ah, now because we met Davey Beach in Scotland. Ah, yes, of course. Oh, the other one is, well, you get the next thing. I'll take my buddy, Shumper off here, because I'm actually wearing one of the gifts. Aye. That's one. So we met an awesome, like, from Topor, who Sam I am.

28:38Oh, yes, fucking hell is that. That's the bloke, who fucking blooms up. Have a good time. So Ben from Ileman who blooms up with the fucking drinker. So we've sure made a T-shirt of it. I do that. We had Sam, who, Herman, is lovely... And then on the back, wasn't Sam? Irish wife, go long, go hard and up the wires. Fucking good. So Sam is from Topor, originally, is married to a lovely Irish less. And I bet they're expecting their first child, which is very exciting, and they did the whole trip in the fucking this and leave stopping every 20 days. The child's fucking thing up. And then she's a save full time. She's a fucking farm to open. So they went through the judge. Deadly squat farm, got us a bunch of Hawksdon beers, which were fucking delicious. Yeah, it's really delicious. It's not just marketing. And Andy got us this candle, which is, this smells like my bollocks, which is from Jeremy. The unique and leathery scent of my car seat, blended with hints of oak moss in earthy spices. I was hoping it was a little stromin' actually.

29:39Oh, fuck, I'm gonna be a player. We weren't done today, as if it's so. But someone sent me one of someone opening one of those cans on a fucking subway train. Oh, no. Bro, it is so wild. That's another one from... For a swim. Remember that's from... Oh, yes. I need to bring the other one in. We're gonna get these things lashed up. Okay, so we've got another megalodon to go. Look at that fucking beast. That's the money. That's the money. That's the money. Yeah, it's the money. Look, feel the spiritualness outside of it. He cut his finger on it. Still that sharp on the side of it. Yeah, so we're gonna get those. I've got a buddy of mine that can lashed those up. Jace Porter from Buckwood O. Thank you very much, Gabbos. These, we got these original... So Mrs. Tilly's and Tunics are the famous tea cakes from Scotland, I believe. A delicious biscuit base. Top with marshmallow and covered with real milk chocolate. Fucking whip it open, it's one of those. Yeah, so these are established in 1890. And it's still a family business.

30:40Oh, we got fuck. And this one, Mrs. Tilly's famous scotch tablet. And this one is the one that Liam, I believe. That again? Remember Liam? This is like a fucking OG mellow puff. Remember Liam was hiding these? So he found these and I hard to find. Oh, he is. And then he was hiding them in the box of, won't say what, but a cereal that his Mrs. doesn't like. See how he bought it. Oh, this one's crushed, but it's delicious. Just fuck it, Gabb. Oh! Holy shit. It's a money. Which would be a tough listen. Just so left in the mouth. Famous scotch tablet, it's Mrs. Tilly's. Have one of those as well, it's... They are fucking unbelievable. Tunics, tea cakes. Diabetes. It's almost Russian Fudgey. Yeah. Mmm. Guys, something to the old boy last night. Rocky loves some Fudge. Old, near, old, lead's love.

31:42Oh, I did do a good bit. So what's in the bottles, boys? Need to wash down these sweets. So this is Ganshot, which is a scotch westy look here. There's another one here. No, which is called Cocker the North. It's a sign. Just neckline. Yeah. It was both delicious. It's a duck's flying name. Yeah. LAUGHTER That one is what it is. It was cocker the sky. I know what was Dugan's nickname that he gave him. Oh. It was going to call you foot fetish because you were hard at 30,000 feet. LAUGHTER So this is... Woohoo! That'll go. So this is... There's still a bit more to try in that. So I'm going to turn it hard on. Yes, chuck is that a bit. We're just fucking walking. There's no point trying the other shit. We're just leaving it. We'll just leave this in here so we can just chop it when we want to. So this is Ganshot Slangerva. LAUGHTER Yeah, he has a gentle man.

32:43Slangerva. Is that what they were saying? Yeah. I just mumble it every time I see that. LAUGHTER I think it's fucking just disturbingly drinkable. Oh, that with a big, like, massive chunk of ice in it. It's got that away, eh? Mmm. Delicious. It's all great. It's like with the, um, the fudge flavours, telling me about this as well. Yeah. Well, chuck, this one is from, um, Marky, who did a lot of our filming, who you would have heard of, if you were a sniper, elite, has teased the fuck down, and he couldn't come to our home and he was devastated about it, but he's from the Isle of Man. We fucking owe that bloke a trip out here. Oh, man, I said if he ever wants a job, we'll give him one if he's going to move. Yeah, the guys will fucking weep him. But, um, the mood to the Isle of Man, because the Isle of Man has a tax rate of 8%, so it just makes it work. And this is called, um, man, uh, man, yeah, man, and basically it's a clear whiskey, but still got matured and oat carts, so I don't know how the topic color out of it. Um, are we going to have a home or something? No, I chuck it on the chuck, chuck it on the plantation produce,

33:43and then the next episode. Yeah. And then, um, the cock of the North can go on the shelf too, we'll slow it up the shelf. Yeah. Oh, shit. Rick Rode. I hope you're going to sharpen it next week, and it'll be, um, Deon Tomo will just be steamed out there and there's a little producer, though. Wouldn't be mad at it. It would not be mad at it. Okay, so here we go. What have we got here? Oh, just fancy stuff for gins. Yeah, so that's a, um, this one here is, uh, the Spiced Rum, uh, the Gun Shot and Fused, Gin and then the OG Gin, from the Gin Boothy. So this is the Boothy Distillery. We had heaps of crew that, um, that dropped us beers as well. A lovely crew that came up. Oh, this is going to, I can ship me, because I should have actually remembered it. Something fox. Brury. Great. Awesome family came up really. We put it up on the internet, though. Yeah. That's, by the way, if you missed all the story for all the reason, I've made a highlights real on the not for radio, instead, so at the top of the answer, you can see it and click through. Basically, everything that we shot,

34:44not everything. There's going to still more, more videos to come. Cutless cigars, you beauty, um, but you that's, um, got it's gone up. These ones, these ones here, if I can awesome, I thoroughly enjoyed these. You're going to read out some of those, Benny. These are some pins that we got. Oh, yeah, let's, we four pack of tonics real milk chocolate caramel wafer biscuits. They're about, they'll shout find out. Yeah. Oh, yeah, here we go. We, we go, Harvey's on one of those, because I think that this is a full diabetes speaking. Can we fix it? No, it's fucked. Hahaha. That's so good. There's a, these are, tonics look fucking out the gate. How's that? Man, not too sleep. Oh, this one up, Benny, we can take that to labels. Don't get the old, uh, just a lot of money. About a minute. This is, um, that looks like a Kit Kat. Yeah, big Kit Kat. I filled the kids up with Hates of Lollies when we go home last night. They're absolutely loving it. Then we're going to a whole bunch of road signs as well.

35:45Mmm. We put these on top. My favorite though. It's the bananas against. Oh, massive thank you, though, whoever has gifted that. That is a man. It's going to go to your house somewhere. What else we got? I'm going to put it above the bed. It's one of the misses cause our special time. Yeah. And again, um, one of the, one of the highlights obviously up the wires was a cracker. Um, and then this one, and I've gone to the, uh, the gone to the effort of putting making up a wires, Kiraunga, which is Māori for up the wires, which I thought was fucking outstanding that somebody on the other side of the planet gives that much of a fuck about today. And then half the people that live in this country don't. We're looking at U.S. and Peter's. That's fucking good. Um, and you might as well hold out that T-shirt as well, which is the, um, this is Danny, this is a Danny Carroll speash. One of the great humans. Uh, and just like there are so many people that feature regularly in, in the podcast to the point where it's fucking, I mean, we were, it's equally yours as much as, um, but there are some, some very key stakeholders that have been there for a long time.

36:47That are super supportive, that get round everybody on the sniper's nightmare Facebook group. Always lending a hand, always giving a positive word, always fucking thumbs up and somebody's coming up. It's, you know, if it's in the right direction. And Danny Carroll was one of the greats. Um, and this is a fucking cracking T-shirt. It's God save the wires. Um, with some great artwork on it. I know, you had a chance to, I've had a proper look at that. It's got Aussie Osborne, Freddie Mercury. Us looking very regal in about as much. Oh, it's got some, you know, we're in a guilt there as well. Yeah. Good cat, the bulldogs beauty. Yeah, it's a, it's a thing. It's beauty. And it's got all the dates of the stuff that happened. That's the major, which is awesome. So hang it some of this. Someone was more organized than us. We should have probably sold some of those over there. We've got all right. People would be able to enter buying those. It's really cool. Yeah, we, um, we will definitely be, we've got some, we've got some great context for some destroyer of the ass so we can just bulk send it there without it being without getting fucked on the shipping. Uh, on that, if you do want to get fucked on the shipping, your hats have gone live again.

37:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So put a link in the episode notes, or you can just simply search the rovershop or not for radio hats to that to get the look in the morning. It's gave that a good time straight up. I'm wearing the black one. That's so nice. That's so nice. Get a shot. Fuckin' get it. Obviously a lot of in our hats have a close look at them. So our hats come with, although obviously country trucker cams, knuckles in the team, um, did the best job. They've got the sunglass, uh, sunglass holders on the sides. So you say, he's not full off your head. There's another little special surprise in there as well. Um, and then there's the trucker caps and then some of them are full material, but um, yeah, knuckles done an amazing job on those. Yeah. So if you do want to get like, um, I think like minimum orders about 50 hats, I believe if you're doing like bulk custom job, um, and he will crank him out for, you know, like a ragby club or a football club or maybe you're a trucking class. You got a trucking company, you know, you've got, you know, like a sports team or you want him just to get something for everybody so

38:50that you have some form of uniformity. Um, and they've got also like a good little build your own, build your hat or what it would look like. So if you got your company logo, whatever you can be like, oh, yeah, that sort of look like and it's loaded up and change all the colors and everything, they're just absolute weapons. So yeah, that's, um, that's our prize giving done basically. Yeah, thank you. How about how we go for time there? 37 brother. A little bit of time. You want to play another one, Ace? Yeah, plays and not for radio song from Rick. Yeah, I'll do a longer version since you said the first one was too short. Nazareth. Here are the dog. This drinkers ball breakers. I don't know about you. James got a spew and his testicles huge. How can I list the true? Here don't cackle. Token by tackle. Don't scotta mean that too. Now you're messing with. You bet in don't you're messing with not for radio.

39:55Now you're messing with. You bet in don't you're messing with the sniper's not mad. That is a late presentation. There's the effort. There's no holding back there. I fucking love it. That is that once again, I just fucking wish that everybody had an opportunity to be at that live show Liverpool or at Spoon's or at Camden just to get the vibe that we had and whatever everybody brought to that space of the energy was fucking palpable. So, um, I mean we've already chat about on the inside word but when we're at the back, and those of you that aren't paying for the to be sniperly top brass, when we're at the back and we're having a few technical difficulties, you could just literally hear it worth behind like this thick door and a concrete wall and you can hear up the fucking words and then everyone would do it back to them. It was just so loud. I mean, James were looking at each other and being like, holy fuck what are we in for tonight?

40:58And there was just the reception was amazing. And on that as well, that's going to be the episode tomorrow to round out the week. We'll be there live show. So as you guys get to see it and hear it as well, we will be getting to see it in here for the first time. So we know that we'll be learning a lot. Yeah, fingers crossed, it's not shit. I also got um, from an awesome, awesome couple whose name is Gateson because my mind is absolutely cooked. This is a massive care package. I'm pretty sure that they gave us all the tunnets and Kevin Bridges book as well. Cool. We need to talk about Kevin Bridges which I cannot wait to get stuck into because I find him to be one of the funniest motherfuckers that they're as ever existed. I think we've got time for one more classic Giana. Gills. Gills. Gills. We're out way. Oh yes, okay. Here we go. This is going to round out so as you can see. And then we'll get into our other job. This is the classic builders classic yarn. What happens when you mix dozens of wild beers hundreds of tourists and one bloke with an explosive?

42:04Here we go. Hey Jane, don't listen from the stage and you can call me Drew because that's my fucking name. Got a story from about 40 odd years ago that's about my late granddad. My granddad was a world war two vet who fought across Europe and developed a deep appreciation for jeeps which he drove until the day he died. When he retired he moved to the woods right next to escape our state park. He was an ordinary old fellow with way too much free time which meant no one had a more intimate knowledge of every logging trail and deer path in the area. Back then the township dump was just a massive open pit where they piled up the areas trash and burned it. Naturally the local black beer is figured it out and basically it was an all weeky-need buffet. And once and dozens of beers started showing up every evening so did hundreds of tourists to take photos. Before long, let's go to the tip. There's going to be heaps of beers eating rubbish. That's a bit awesome. Humans. That's kind of awesome. Wood going to see it for the area. Before long the dump turned into an unofficial roadside

43:10attraction with hundreds of vacationers standing around watching wild black beers dig through flaming garbage. One evening my granddad loads up three of his buddies Bill George and Ben and they go check out the fucking circus. They pull up and the place is slammed with people and beers mingling around the fires. Bill digs into his pocket and pulls out an M80 which if you're not familiar with a commercial grade firework that sounds like a quarter-sticker dynamite going off. And then he handed him a granddad. And granddad who doesn't his it's hate. Hux it straight into the burning pile of trash. 30 seconds of dead silence and then fucking car fucking blammo. 150 decibels of boom and complete fucking pandemonium. Dozens of terrifying black beers lose their minds and bolt in every direction some of which having to be straight through the crowd of tourists. Full-grown beer stamp eating directly into screaming vacationers people trampling

44:17each other my granddad as my granddad always sold it. Mother so panic-stricken they were abandoning their children and terror to get away. State park ranges were fucking living at immediately swarmed to hunt down whoever just bombed the place. Granddad and Bill just threw the jeep into gear and hampered the gas with ranges and hopp the suit. Granddad knew the woods better than them though and because the jeep was narrow and had a short wheelbase he cut off road and squeezed between trees overgrown dearth paths where the full-sized ranges trucks couldn't follow him. George who was left behind bolted on foot and ended up hiding inside a commercial kiln used for dry in timber two miles down the road. Fuck this is so jam-bolo. Ben losing everyone decided to dive into an old wooden box sitting in the dump and refused to come out until the crate literally caught fire from the burning garbage and forced them out. No one was caught and then the township began chasing beers from the dump

45:17until an alternative could be found. End in the beer safari era. Peas, please use my first name. Did I do that? I don't know if you did. True yes because that was his fucking name. Amazing. How's this from Dixie? Why does a clean washing smell like a load of petrol? Whoops. Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu is now streaming on Disney+. What are you waiting for? Hop on. The must-see galactic adventure comes home on Disney+. Our only chance is to work together. I like this game. Always wear your seatbelt. Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu now streaming on Disney+. We're at PG 13. What did you do? I was cleaning it so I've been trying to fucking mount a magnet onto our treadmill so I can then hold like because I've ordered a phone

46:20like a phone holder and so the phone holder turned out- That's just see instead of fucking waiting. I'll be right in another one. And so what ended up happening was long story short, ordered a phone holder but it had a magnet in it. I don't know, I read the ad wrong and it's full of gems. So if you're a loser at the gem and you want to put your phone on say a piece of metal like a rack or something, you could flex in front of it. So I was like, that's not what I need. I need to glue this to the treadmill and then I was like, fuck, I don't know what I'm I'll get glue and magnet to the treadmill and then I can click it on that way. So anyway, I glue the magnet upside down so I had to pull it off and I'm using a fear of the turbine this morning and then put my wires on my wires T-shirt, use that because it's the closest thing and then fucking slept on the washing obviously as well as the washing. There'd be cool. It was a good boys in there. Hey, long story short put it through for another wash ago. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, it's good to be back. No, no, no.

47:27Fuck, we live a long way away from anything. Yeah, we do. I've got a real new appreciation And there's so many snipers that they're gonna be coming out to New Zealand. And you'll be sitting in the studio when you come and you'll get to check out the radio studio and all the rest of it. We've got some crew that are coming out to the mount for Christmas, which is we're gonna be down there at the same time. And it was um, fuck, she's got some contacts from that trip. Like there are so many people that are messaging on the daily going, hey, we're coming out at this time. Can you line us up with something to do and want to curl or whatever. She's become like an impromptu travel fucking agent for everybody. Who by the way, she's sick as fuck. She got full blown, got the high five on the plane on the way back. She gets worse though because of her own pace, right? No, me and system. Yeah, so she's fucking absolutely rattled. Poor thing. Do we play this one? Hmm, let's find out. Oh, yeah, it's a good place. Good play this one though. So here we are, out in the open. Looking into the wild. What is that?

48:28It's a massive dick. Oh no, it's jammed on. Not for fucking radio. Beautiful. Today's show is brought to you by the Weapons at Classic Builders. They've got crews all over New Zealand and they'll work with you on a simple house and land package. We're a full custom design and build. Even if you're just half thinking about building, I'm gonna have a chat to them if you're in New Zealand or you want to move here because I mean, I love traveling and I love checking everything out. But fuck every time I travel from being completely honest with you, we live in the greatest country on planet Earth and I fucking love it. Yeah, it's the isolation that's part of the beauty in itself, isn't it? And nobody arrived here by accident, not a single fucking person. Have yourself an amazing rest of your Thursday and we'll catch you tomorrow with the live show of Not for Radio reminder, go and grab a hat, they are live. Jump on the end get absolutely butt fucked by shipping. And the other thing, I actually think it's not as bad this time. Yeah, I think I've managed to work something out. I'm going to do the taxation to different countries, the value of the hat. If you go, this is worth $50, then you got to pay the tax when you bring it into.

49:31It's a bullshit. I had to pay tax to send my passport into the UK from the bottom of the way. I got a two days after you guys left. That's right. Banana against it. Banana against it. But I normally do. Right. So the other thing that we were talking about as well is a couple of upcoming things. A real short running, real short running, but we're going to try and get it happening for grand final. NRL grand finals the next fly away we want to do. We literally, we were thinking about the Rock 2000. And because we're in the second week, the end of the second week of the Rock 2000, pretty much. And I was like, fuck all that means we'll be running it for a week and then having to buy tickets from so it just won't be fine. It's a waste of money basically. We get way more bang for buck and fly more people to the NRL grand final. So as soon as we stop recording on this, we're going to go down and talk to Jacks down stairs who's going to main hook up with the team at Willemont Travel, who just do the most amazing packages and sort it out the Bethes trip.

50:31So we're kind of thinking maybe two trips for two to the NRL grand final. And we're also looking at doing four giveaways because the wires jizzies when we're over in the UK, we're just fucking unreal. It was so me. It was awesome. There's nothing cooler. So having a chat to the team at Dennis, who do the jerseys and we're going to get every single jersey that gets released next year. So I think they end up seven jerseys. Seven we were the only 10 that releases Max. Yeah. And so what we're not happening is we'll draw the winner of that before the end of the year so that when the jerseys, as the jerseys come out, they'll just get sent to you bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. So you're just stacking up through the year because otherwise they sell out and you won't be able to get that you won't be able to kind of wait till the end of the year and get them all. So I'm feeding the backs is what we want to be doing and that's yeah, if we're not flying you somewhere, we're going to be fucking feeding the backs. One last piece before we knock off for this one is everyone I want homework. Since we left, I want you tomorrow morning after you take a shit in the piss, I want you

51:33standing in the scales and tell me how much weight you put on or lost on our trip because we did skip a few meals because we're just busy drinking. Yeah. And then banana games who's on the magic stab, how much weight he's lost since we've been gone. All right. So just a little bit of what I often give out homework on the show, but I'm going to be interesting. I will look for the scale today and I was like, I'm not ready for that answer just so give me some more fudge and we'll catch you tomorrow. And we're back streaming on P-Cock. May I present to you the award winning staff of the Toledo Truth Teller. Slat me, it's Joss something loose. Ah yes! I like that. The certified fresh series returns. Your boss, you always like that. So ours is just a night unknown. This is mad. Oyster is everybody. There's a certain satisfaction when you work with someone. Maybe we could be a family. You're a sadistic pig. The paper, new seasons streaming September 9th only on P-Cock.

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