9/11, 25 Years Later: Truth, Lies & Conspiracies | History Hyenas

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2:01Jimmy Schubert, great community, Jimmy Schubert calls his poops and turd Sewer Pickles. I like that a lot. It's me laugh. I think that's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard for poops. Yeah, he calls them Sewer Pickles and every time he says it, it makes me laugh. Pick. Shout out Jimmy Schubert. Kids got a little bit of a limp now. Kids a little bit of limp now. He's on peptides because he's, he's, he's takes so many peptides all the time that I think he just shuts his body off. The kids got looking good on peptides though. Jimmy Schubert's a great, funny, hilarious guy. The thing about when you get a little bit older, if you think you're gonna walk the way you used to walk without some type of nagging pain, some way you got another thing coming. Yeah, every time when I wake up now, my foot, my Achilles is just so tight that it doesn't move up and down. It's called Dorsey Flexion. I just don't have it for the first 20 minutes. Yeah, yeah. I just realized I was, my knees were having pain and I was still having that young mentality of, oh my God, something's wrong. Something's wrong, I gotta go get fixed. It maybe I need to take a couple weeks off boxing and go get it, look there. And my, now my shoulder hurts. So now I've kind of just come to the realization that pain is just, it's just part of, it lives with me.

3:04It just lives with you. It's a roommate in my life. Now when you wake up, if you're laying down, or even laying on the couch for say an hour, do you wait, walk as soon as you get up, do you limp a little bit before you start to move? Do you do just, you know, body limp a little bit. You, Nick, you just can start walking. Yeah, see, I don't know what that, that's probably because you didn't, that's probably because you were a girl when you were in high school in college. You didn't play any sports. What'd you play? I was a swimmer and I played basketball. Also swimmer. So that's what it is then swimmer because no impact on the body, right? But ever I've noticed, if I'm sitting still, like even now if I got up to go to, like I just will limp for the first two to three seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it kicks in. So that's what happens all about. Yeah, it happens. I think after 40, before 40, you're training for a sport. Right. You're training for some type of competitive, physical endeavor. I think after 40, you're training for being alive. That's what it is. You're trying, you're going, my sport today is to walk into move. Yeah. So you gotta just kind of stretch

4:04and get ready to just be alive. Now here's the nature actually doesn't care about you being here anymore. Yeah. Now here's the thing, what's happened to me and we're gonna get in today's episode. We're gonna talk about some of the conspiracies in 9-11. We're gonna talk about a coach from Polyprep. And we're just kind of have a hot project thing so we figure we can do some history. But tomorrow is 9-11. It's a 25 year anniversary of, not the last happy 9-11, I guess. I guess, yeah. Can we say that? Yeah, yeah, never forget. We'll see, you know, 25 years, that's crazy, that's 25 years ago. But, so we'll talk about it. But before we get into that, I do wanna say that I have a new obsession in my life, a new era and that is Premier League soccer. Oh, soccer, Chrissy. Soccer, but I've also been watching La Liga. I've also been watching Syria, which is the Italian League. So I've been consuming soccer on a way that I've never consumed before. And what happens is, is I, it's on Saturday mornings. Here's why I like it. It's on Saturday mornings. So I wake up with the kids at 7.30, 8 am. Games are on Saturdays. I feel like I'm learning something new,

5:05a new players that are big stars that I've never heard of. And it makes me feel like a little kid again, it's transports me back to the 90s when I used to watch the Knicks would usually have games on at 12, 1 o'clock. And I'd be waiting watching the games, waiting for my father to come pick me up from Staten Island because I would stay with him for the weekend. So there's been times where I get so transported back, watching soccer, because it's that same novelty and that excitement that I actually start looking out my door to see if my dad's gonna come in. Isn't that wild? Wow. I've started looking for my door and then just, and then hearing my mother throw him out. So, isn't that nuts? Again, we find a way where you found something completely new, but the actual objective of the new thing is for you to get back to Queens. It's what it is. You're always looking for a way to either physically or mentally get back to Queens. Get back to Queens and you know what's another thing? It's very simple for me. I like, because you know, I am the kind of guy, even though I know a lot about sports and I like sports, I will support a team because I like their colors. But I do and pink is your thing.

6:07And pink is my thing with Staten Island, but also I like watching these games, because you know what it is, when I look in the stands, even though it's August and September, it's a little bit cooler out in England. It's like in the 50s and 60s and all the fans are wearing jackets, some of the players are wearing long sleeves, and it just makes me feel comfy. It makes you feel comfy. And I feel like I really just want to go consume the Premier League. And they're hot guys. So pretty serious. You be coming in talking like that. Talking like that. Guys, I was watching it, Premier League last night, this is Chris D'Steffinit. Yeah. We are a striker for Manchester. Now, here's the thing about soccer, is I don't know what's going on. I don't know the positions. I don't know the defense and offenses. I just watched the game, and when somebody scores a goal, I yell. So you watch soccer the way my wife watches the Giants. Yes, she doesn't really know what's going on, although she's really excited that she's on it, she's rooting for the team, but she can't tell me what just happened. I think that's what it is. If I ever go to a Premier League soccer match, which I hope to do, I don't want to do some shows in England, then go do this stuff. I will cheer for the game like somebody's wife.

7:09That's what I'm going to go like. Home run. I'm going to ask the guy next to me, stupid questions like, what does that mean? Yeah. And they're like, that's off sides. What does it mean? I think it's great, dude. You are one of the most open people, you're open to anything. Because I'm US-open. You are US-open. You're open, you're open to new things. You're so open, you can easily be full. It's just what is. You just believe, you just go right in. But do you think Jesus knows that about me and he protects me from the devil? Or do you think the devil just sneaks right in, pests my butt butt? I think what happens is like my teacher said, you gotta remember, like, remember listening, you favor by God. You favor by God, but you also gotta remember that if you're favor by God, meet your favor by the devil. That's true. And so who you go home to, you gotta go home with the person that brought you to the dance. He also said earlier in his life that he said, I don't care about these titles. I don't care about these titles. He wants a championship, that's fine. He can have the championship. I want to take his health. I want to separate him from his health, which I will watch over and over again. Can we play that?

8:09And I will talk to Sergio about constantly because he was, the thing about Mayweather, Mayweather was like a good conscious shit talker. I love boxing shit talking like combat sports. Yeah. McGregor was the best consciously. The thing about Mike Tyson is he was such a fucking maniac that he was funny for the same reason Joe Pesci was funny and good fellas. Yeah. He's got a lot of things to be, but telling someone that all I want to separate him from his health, it's just the best. Here's the thing is, you do not want to run into Mike Tyson in the 90s. Especially if he had to have a chance to fornicate with you first. Yeah. Because I usually don't talk to the white women unless I get a chance to fornicate with him. That's what he said that. Yeah, I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you till you love him. It's just what's gonna happen to you. Is that Mike Tyson is gonna fuck you till you love him? Did he say that? That's a threat. He said that as a threat. Yeah. And we can pull him all up and we can have a good time because he once told the reporter that he was gonna fuck him till he loved him. Yeah. So that's what he's gonna do to him. Yeah.

9:09Can we just play one quick without getting dinged on the YouTube or are we gonna get dinged? If we get dinged, we'll just cackle it out and put it on the Patreon. I mean, what are we gonna do? Yeah. It's just too good. It's just too good. I don't care about Kyle. He can have all the bells. You know what I'm saying? I'm here separating from my house. We have to separate from his health quote on the last page. I think we had it. He don't know the pain box. It's the loneliest boy in the world. I'm gonna separate from him from his health. Let's see. I'm gonna take his health. Go from the beginning. Go from the beginning. Number four. And I'm gonna champion. I don't know why I pain. I sweat. I don't know it's so fucking lonely. It's the loneliest boy in the world. Get pre-adjusted a lot on pre-loads. They can keep that. They tied it. I don't want that. I want to strip them of their fucking health. Cause I've been paying. I want them to see, I want their kids to see. Let it go. I want them to get the old daddy. Are you okay? Yeah. I don't care about them. They don't care about me and my kids. All right. At the time. What about boxing? You know what dude? That's real shit talk. That's scary. Yeah, that's scary. I want to separate. I want to take his health.

10:10And I would have to imagine he beat Galata pretty bad. He beat Galata quick. Galata quick. Yeah, Galata just quick. Galata had mental issues. Right. So Galata hit hard, but he quit. What Sergio was explaining to me yesterday when we were doing the training is that the interesting about professional boxing is there is no barrier of entry. You could sign it. I could be a professional boxer by Friday. Yeah. You don't have to do anything but fill out a form. Please don't do that. No, that I'm not going to do. Cause yeah, I mean, you're going to become a Sutherland soccer player. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah. Well, we don't want you to separate your self from your health. No, no, no. Cause you got a big target on shoulders. I don't want to do that. But my point is is that that is pretty nuts. So when you fight these pro fighters, like you, you don't realize like you could be fighting someone who has genuinely no experience. You can kill them. It's almost like a comedy, stand up comedy when there is no official entry. Right. You just can become a comedian. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'd fuck you to you. Love me. Yeah, this is the one of the best ones. I should see this one. There's so many good ones. There's so many good ones. You can't touch me. You're not man enough. I eat your ass for a lot of bitch. Fuck you, you whole.

11:10I'm going to say to my man, the fuck he asked for everybody. Bitch. Come on. I'm going to say to my friend, the fuck he asked for it. Everybody. Bitch, come on, you bitch. You're scared, coward. You got man enough to fuck me. You get that two-bass in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now. Oh, scared. You're going to run pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you to you, love me. You. Amazing. Yeah. How about you, brother? How about that for an exclamation point and for a threat? Yeah. I will fuck you to you, little bitch. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. Fuck you to you, love me. It's very nice. It's chilling. I'd rather get punched. Yeah. I'd rather get punched to have him, fuck me until I go, I love you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's very interesting about Mike Tyson. Yeah, that's what happens. That's what you go to jail. You don't get, they don't threaten you with punches. They go a step all the way. I'm going to fuck you in your ass. This is Mike Tyson had even a shred of anxiety going to prison.

12:13I think he, the thing about Mike Tyson, which is real funny, is he's turned into like one of the wisest guys. Yeah. Like he says, profound shit now all the time. You're fucking weed, right? I don't know what happened, but he's just, he's a very humble guy. And I talk to him about God's life. He talks about, yeah, back then I was in a lot of pain. He seems to have a lot of realizations about himself. Otherwise, I don't think he'd still be here. He still has real money, right? Tyson, of course, right? Now, after the Jake Paul fight, but before that, that's why he did it. He was losing money. I think he spent all his blue, all that money, dude. Right. Those guys blow up. What do you say would boxing people say was he the best boxer of all time? No way. Just, just, just maybe the hardest hitter. I think he was at his peak. I think at his peak, he was a combination of speed and power that nobody had seen. Nobody wanted to fuck with. And he had the psychological benefits because he was knocking people out so crazy. But when you look at the actual boxing skills of Muhammad Ali, or even you look at the jab of, of, of, of, of, of homes, you know,

13:13he was just, but he just fucked those guys up because his power and speed at a heavy weight level. Well, he was just fucking, he would come in and, I mean, he was just, I mean, custom auto turned that guy into a killing machine. And also, he was a guy who wanted to hurt you. Yeah. So that helped. Yeah. So he was, he had a lot of pain. He was suffering from the same anxiety that you and I suffer from. No, I think he suffered from very bad. I think he suffered from, not in the ring, though, not in the ring. But I mean, he was doing cocaine. I mean, he was, had massive drug problems. Like, he was not a comfortable guy. He went to jail for a grape, right? He went to jail for grape where the girl actually let him eat the pussy first. So that one always is a little interesting to me. Okay. I mean, if the girl wants you to eat the pussy, but I guess, I guess he did it. Yes. So round one. Yep. So if he hits you with that, it's just not, it's just not going to work for you, right? People's heads came off. Yes. So that, he got, then he hit that guy in the skull, right? But then you got to remember, he kind of struggled with razor-rotic. Frank Boone, the Frank Bruno fights were good. He never fought, he never fought Bo. He always ducked Bo.

14:14He fought a van der, when he fought a van der, he got beat the fuck up by a van der. Why? Because the van der just knew how to box better. I don't know. I mean, so you're saying like, and then Lennox Lewis just fucking tattooed him. Of course, he was passed his prime. But when you look at the ages, they were around the same age. It's like, is that when he bit it? No, he bit Holyfields. He was Holyfields. Yeah. And he bite his ear because he was losing probably. Dectivate fire. I think the first fight, he lost. Yeah. And then they had a rematch. And I think he was, but Highfield was like headbutting him. He was coming in and I'll tell you what, man, just watching this little thing on TikTok. I mean, he really, I mean, he could kill you with a punch. He could kill you with a punch. He could kill you with a punch. Yeah, he could kill you with a punch. But also a nice move would have been just to go down. Just to go down. If you got a lot of money to fight him, just go down. Peter McNeely just went down, which is what you do. I'm Peter McNeely from Medford Mass. And Saturday night watched me watch. And then he just took a knee. And that's the way you do. And then he took a knee quick. He took a knee. I mean, he got hit with something, but he obviously just took a knee and wanted to get out of there. Yeah, but just the right thing to do.

15:14It's the right thing to do. It's okay. Everyone makes different decisions and that's fine. Now, where were you on 9-11? On 9-11, I was in the buildings. I was in the buildings. I was in the buildings. I was on 110th floor. What happened was, I saw the planes hit. First of all, I had an intuition. I had an intuition. Something fell off that day. So I was in the buildings. And I just decided to round up as many executives. I was working at Canterfist Gerald at the time. So I worked at Canterfist Gerald at the time. And I decided that I wanted to round up as many employees as soon as I hit that plane hit. I was like, my job here is to rescue as many lives as I can. So I went to the left. And there was smoke in that hallway. I went to the right. It was smoking that hallway. So I was left with a decision where I really do. Are we going to push through this smoke? Because if I can remember correctly, there is a fire escape there. So I took about 400 women and children with me. And we pushed through that smoke. And we went down the fire escape. And we all made it out. We all made it out. You know, it's not something I like to talk about. It's not something I want people to know.

16:15I didn't do it to be a hero or anything or to be different or anything like that. I just did it because I felt like it's part of my nature. I don't know. I don't call myself a hero. That's not what I call myself. It's not something I would ever refer to myself to say my actions were heroic. Objectively, it would be hard to argue against that. So yeah, I was in the building. I was working for Canterfitch Gerald. And that's just what it was. I was in the building. I was in both buildings. Yeah. I was also in building seven. So I was able to rescue people from multiple buildings. And it's just what it did. I also found the passport. I found the passport on the floor of one of the hijackers. And I gave it over to the FBI. Right. Yeah. So you had a good day. Yeah. I had a meeting with Rudy Giuliani who was mayor at the time. Right. He wanted to give me like a medal on. I said, let's keep this low key. Yeah. I'm a humble guy. I don't want people to know about it. Right. So that's my story. And I'm sticking to it. And I'm sticking to it. Yeah. Now, cause here's the thing is there are a lot of conspiracies out there about 9-11.

17:18What's your favorite? My favorite. Do you have one that you like? My favorite is always, I mean, tell me what the Jews did. Yeah. I'm the top 10 conspiracies on 9-11 because you honestly like to explore each one and maybe pick apart each one as we can because I still believe that, you know, it was just a bunch of fucking, they just do some sand at the town. Yeah. Now, the reason why I did this, Colin Quinn back in the day had one of the funniest jokes about 9-11. What did he say? Is it everybody fucking, you know, fucking, everybody's fucking, was a hero on that. Everyone was like, oh, everyone was talking about like, if I were to take in that train or I fucking knew this guy, I was in a fucking, you know, it's like, I'm going to just like, fuck, I'm not. So, but it's funny because that's exactly what it was. Everyone was going like, oh my God, oh my God, I've been down there or oh my God, I've been to Hoboken and looked at the towers. Yeah. Oh my God, I've been on that train. Yeah. Oh my God, I was on that train Tuesday. That could have been me. Yeah.

18:18Or I knew someone who used to work there or I had a friend who knows a friend who was in towers at that time. Right. So everyone was, wants to be connected to it. I think everyone was wanted to be connected to it. It's weird, right? Yeah. The people who wanted to be connected to it the most were the Arabs directly. It's just what they have. That's what they mean. So we have the control demolition of the Twin Towers, which they say that they pre-planted explosive, brought down the World Trade Center instead of the airplane impacts and Jeff feel fires. That one, I don't, I don't think, I don't subscribe to that one. What are you thinking about one? What do you think happened? No, no, no. What I think fucking happened is that I think that the Middle East, as always, I think that Arabic people just at that point didn't like us as much as they like us now. And I think that they just fucking threw some sand to the towers. Yeah, because they used to throw sand to the towers. And that's really we can, we can reverse engineer anything we want. But I think you have two things. You had sand. You had the wind and you had planes and they threw the sand to the tower. You had the elements needed for that type of situation. That's what it is. You had sand and a bomb on it. If you put that on a blackboard and you say Islamic fundamentalists plus sand, plus wind

19:26plus plane, it's always going to equal some type of building going on fire. Fight fire. Yeah, it's what it is. So that one, then they said World Trade Center Building Seven Demolition Building Seven was intentionally brought down with explosives after the main towers despite not being hit by plane. That one I could agree with because that one didn't get touched at all and that I didn't know about. Debris from planes hit it and knocked it down. But why did seven come down? Well, yeah, the thing about Building Seven is that it actually was brought down by controlled demolition. That's the little wrinkle in the whole thing. So why did they do that though? Well, that's what makes 9-11 so interesting because there was a lot of government offices in there. There's so much around 9-11. So this one did Building Seven come down. Did it come down on 9-11? It came down all three buildings. No, but like a few hours after one and two like that were they just standing like widening another building? It collapsed at 520. It collapsed because the primary focal point. But what fires? They all collapsed because of fires. So they are saying the 47th Story Skiescraper across from the World Trade Center caused

20:29it. Okay. No water from the sprinklers. Okay. I understand all that. Fight. Here to uncontrolled fire and do structural failure. But what, where was it on fire if it didn't get hit? Well, it was on fire. Some debris lit on fire, whatever. That's the claim. There is footage that there's fires down there. Oh, there it is. Okay. Okay. Here's the thing. If you're a hell, you just come to the planet, you ask me about 9-11. I'll tell you that I'll tell you. I go, I was like, we've never had, and this is just facts, right? We've never had a steel framed skyscraper collapse in the history of the world. Just never happened. It's never happened. There has been many one in Madrid that burned for like 19 hours. It didn't collapse. We've never had a steel framed skyscraper in the history of the world, collapse from fire. Never happened, right? Except for, on one day, we had three. And they just so happened to fall as close to free fall speed as you can get. Meaning there was, it doesn't seem to be a lot of resistance. And they fell neatly down.

21:30So that also does it. That's true. Visually, it looks like what a controlled demolition would look like visually. Now I'm no scientist. But then they say that they built those to fall that way. But why would you build something to fall that way? Well, they built, no, they built the towers for it to be hit by a plane. So they had that in mind when they built it. What do you mean? They built it for the safety of if a plane actually hits it. It's reinforced. The way it was built is it had steel reinforcement all the way out. So it was, so then theoretically, it could have fell in that way. It was built to withstand a plane. Was it a 707 hitting it or a 747 hitting it? It was built, which is what that was, right? Huh? That's what hit it. Close to it. Yeah. Yeah. And so what they claimed, so I'm just going to state the facts. They claim that the plane hitting the towers shook the fireproofing off of the steel. And then the fire, the heat from the fire melted the steel and the cave. Very possible. Officially, they did an investigation of it.

22:32They said that's what happened. So it is what happened. But then you see some suspicious stuff like the put options, the day or two before, where a lot of people made a lot of money on it. You see that Larry Silverstein had just renegotiated his insurance policy, like, right? He just bought it right before that. And he renegotiated his insurance policy to make each tower its own event. So there's stuff you got like a Kowinky dink. So just a coincidence, where you see these coincidences. If you're a pattern, if you're a pattern reading guy, you go, this is just a whole bunch of coincidences happening at the same time, even just finding the, even finding the passport. Right? So this was a plane that was incinerated and fired into the building. The whole thing just exploded. And everything burned. But a paper passport just floated out of the hijacker nonetheless. It could have been just a random passenger's passport. But it just so happens to be one of the hijacker's passwords just kind of floats out nicely

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26:40So that's what's funny about that. There is no plane. They're like, we're going to release the footage. And they released the footage of, by the way, the most, the most surveilled building in the country. Right. So we're the militaries. So there's cameras everywhere. But for some reason, we don't have one, we don't have one camera angle of the plane. This is what they show. That's all they show. That's all they show is a fireball. And it just conveniently cuts to the fireball. Right. So you had the secret video of plane hitting Pentagon, but yeah. Yeah. I mean, so they showed us this one angle. And if you watch in full motion, you don't see anything going in. You just see it cuts to a fireball. Right. So, okay. So the conspiracies don't fall out of the sky. And so we got that one. And then the next one is military stand down order suggests that top government or military leaders ordered defense systems not to intercept the hijack airlines. So that's also something that did happen that day. Right. Right. The military was simulating, was simulating terrorists hijacking planes to use as weapons

27:50to fly them into buildings. So that's another coincidence. So what happened was when the calls came in, the military goes, wait, what is this real world or simulation? Right. Because we just so happen to be doing these same drills right now. Right. So we're confused. Right. Right. And so there's a lot of interesting things. Yeah. So on the lease of rice code, nobody ever conceived. We would have never conceived that they would have used planes. But then you realize that they were training for it. They were training for it on the fucking day that happened at the time that happened. Then they said remote control airplanes state that commercial airlines were fitted with remote control technology and piloted from the ground rather than by human hijackers. So that one just doesn't seem to be, that seems to go a little too far. We got a massage false flag operation. Now, just that Israeli intelligence carried out the attacks to trick the US into finding wars in the Middle East. What do you say to that one? That one I've thoroughly looked into out of curiosity. Okay. So it seems like it's possible that the Mossad, like they were definitely tracking those guys.

28:51They were for sure. They were for sure tracking those. So these guys who hijacked the planes, they were known guys. These guys were these guys were pro. These guys, they weren't in the form. They were known to the intelligence. They got called down. They were known to the Mossad. They were known to the CIA. They were not. I mean, when a Muslim guy shows up, starts taking flight lessons. You're gonna watch him. Like they were, they were saying, it's like, oh, you want to be a pilot? Why? So they, you know, these guys were all known. Like who they were. They were all known. So we just don't know, like how much they knew before. There is some evidence that they tried to warn us of something imminent. Right. You know, who knows? There's, there's, but that's not as, that's not as suspicious as some of this other stuff. I mean, the dances, dancing Israelis with his woman. So these Israeli guys celebrating and watching the towers in New York. Was it Jersey? I think it was Jersey. Okay.

29:51Across the river, she reported them the FBI, the FBI arrested those guys. Okay. They were in a van. They were movers. Now, this is very interesting story. It's an uncomfortable, very interesting story. So they were movers, right? Okay. Some of them has, was at some point either Mossad or military, whatever, they were movers. And then as they were interrogated by the FBI for months and then released. And then the moving company that they worked for just kind of disappeared. Right. Right. So, you know, there was a lot of Israeli moving companies for a while. Like Israelis were like dominating the moving company. And just all Israelis that were doing the moving. So yeah, the FBI and US counterintelligence community conducted a thorough investigation into the men. Investigators officially concluded that none of the men had prior knowledge in 9-11. And after being detained and interrogated, given polygraph tests, the men were cleared to port it back to Israel. Right. So, it doesn't seem like they had enough evidence or whatever. They might have just been like going, they knew it was baby Muslim terrorists and they were

30:54going, now they're going to know what we're going through or whatever. I mean, we definitely ended up doing things that Israel wanted. Sure. Let's go in Iraq. Let's go in Afghanistan. Israel really does like this stuff. They do, yeah. They just are into it. They just do, yeah. They do. It does show. And it is kind of becoming clear to me now as an adult where it's like the US, I guess, because we're with Israel too, like we're about war. We're like China. I can see why other countries would want to work with China over us because China doesn't want war. Their business is not war. Right now. They do build up their military. They do threaten Taiwan constantly. They do push where their military just wants. But they're not 100 wars. No, they're not. They're not 100 wars. So, the other thing was four knowledge and insider trading, which you said claiming that what the inside of the world knew about the attacks before and made millions do suspicious short selling of airline stocks. That one, you, that's a cool one. That just happened. I would not have lived and I like to stick to this stuff that happened and not make any theories about anything. Like, I don't, I don't, once people start going, this is what happened.

31:56I think you can't, that's not what the evidence says. Right. The evidence just says, this is these suspicious things happen. So then I can't theorize based on that who did it or whatever. But building seven coming down the way it came down from fires, yeah, it's suspicious. The way it fell, it's suspicious. So it says United Airlines stock on September 6, 2001 put option volume surge, put option volume surge to nearly 100 times its daily average reaching over 2000 contracts versus just 27 on the prior day. So that he knew. Jesse, you're a man of stock. Somebody knew you say somebody had to know. Absolutely. Not even the spirit seems to be that spike in the put. Yeah. As puts, meaning it's going to go down. Exactly. So somebody knew you don't put that amount of money on puts options unless you know, you're going to make a lot of money. Especially on an airline. On an airline stock. I mean, what would there be another explanation with something going on with United Airlines or were they threatening? I don't know. A couple days before. Yeah. So saying it's a coincidence that United Airlines were some of the one they got hijacked.

32:57Right. Exactly. And, no, it was American Airlines. American. And show them. But United Airlines is the one who's who's, but also United American Airlines. I'm sorry. Yeah. Both of them. Both of them. Isn't that a coincidence? Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that interesting? No, normal six to one ratio betting heavily on a price. So wait, oh, yeah. A put is, it's going to go down. Now, when you're surveilling these guys, right? You're watching their every movement. So like, you know, they definitely, Muhammad Al-Ted definitely got on that plane. There's footage of him getting on the plane. But somebody knew or highly suspected, who knows? Maybe a guy was like, I just want to make a lot of money. Right. Maybe he's like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to report this. Who knows? Who knows? And then we went and we did some things after that that were like, kind of like, what? Right. These guys were Saudi, but we're going to Afghan, what the fuck's going on? Yeah. Yeah. So false flags of, you know, we've done it before. I mean, you know, we did it with the Gulf of Tonkin, Hitler did it in Poland. I mean, it's just, you want to galvanize support and you have military objectives. You got it. You got to convince your population that we, it's worth it.

33:59They're saying another thing was no planes that it's all holograms that televised plane crashes were visual, so I don't believe that one. Nick can buy that one. And it's going right. And then the last one is let it happen on purpose. LieHop LiHOP argues that the US government had advanced warning of the plot and intentionally allowed it to succeed to justify future military intervention. So that makes the putstock. That makes the putstock one. That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. And a lot of times what people do is they go Israel, Israel, but they don't, they, they do that kind of victim thing with the United States. Like we don't know what's going on. It's not our objectives too. Right. So they just, it's like the two, there's a world view, right? Right. And there's also religion and stuff. Right. You know, and sometimes, you know, they, they, you know, it's like we got to do certain things. Right. You know, it's like one, one hand washes the other. Right. So it's like that we're in it together. Right. Right. So who knows? But yeah, it's very, now look up the, look at the, the Larry Silverstein ones. Very interesting too.

35:00And then he gives an interview where he goes, that's when we decided to pull it. Right. And you're going, pull it is that slang for demolition. Yeah. So he slipped up because he's an old man. I think he stole a lot of it. I think it's like a hundred. Yeah. Yeah. And so yeah, you can break this down. But like what, you know, he may not even know. No, I don't think so. I mean, yeah, he wasn't even really president. You don't think so. No, George Bush was like putting you in office. Yeah. It was just a fun guy who drank beer and like to throw the first pitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, yeah, the guys behind him, Donald's, Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney. Yeah, it was sort of president. Yeah, yeah. But it was fun to have Bushy in there for a little bit. The guy had a lot of charisma and they said, just throw this fucking guy in front of his screen. Yeah. So we can, we can, we can create a new world order in the Middle East. Yeah, it's just one of them. And George Bush goes, watch me hit this tee. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this kid had no idea what was going on. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. Okay, Wolfowitz, these guys, they were, who's Wolfowitz? Wolfowitz, what's, what's the guy with the glasses? What was he, the deputy on the Rumsfeld? Yeah, Wolfowitz was on the Rumsfeld. So that's just what it was. What was the project for New America?

36:00Something like that they had written, this was a whole think tank preconceived strategy that they wanted to execute. And it's 9-11 coincidentally allowed them to execute. And they made a lot of money. They made the excuse to execute for the last 25 years. They've been making a lot of money in the Middle East, probably, right? These war contractors. Oh my God, yeah. Cause we weren't really happy in the Middle East like that. You know, I mean, I know the Gulf War, but it was kind of, we weren't really fucking with them. I'll tell you one thing, you know, sometimes you talk to people who were there and stuff. So I had this, this first guy's landscaper guy was a, this guy was six six white guy, six six landscaper. Six six, he was a carpenter landscaper. He got, stay, put my stairs in and he also did landscape in the new house. Yeah. He was a fucking guy, white guy, big guy, six six, six five, right? Tough guy. He was so big, it made me uncomfortable like, I just wanted to say yes to whatever is number one. Right. He liked that. So he was a former, he's a former military and he was over there. Right. And he said, he goes, look, I'm not telling you, I don't know anything.

37:01He was like, I was a military guy. I was there. He was like, I'll tell you what we did. He goes and he goes, this is just what happened. He goes, I'm just telling you what happened. I was there. He's just reporting fact. He's reporting fact. He's going to go on these runs at night in the desert where we would dump artillery. We just dump artillery. What does that mean? Like your bomb code. Yeah, they just go in a, they go in like an open desert and just dump artillery. Okay. His bomb just boom, boom, boom. What's the point of that? You keep the gravy, train, move and you, we need to make new weapons, right? And the contractors go, oh, you need, oh, the government needs another 6,000 missiles. Right. The government's relying on the contractor to make the things, right? So then the government always goes, oh, we're low on missiles. And these people jump from the private sector to the public sector, back to the private sector, back to the public. That's how the government works. It's, it's, you know, this corruption in that one. So I don't know. That's what he told me. Right. He said, we go on these night runs and we dump artillery. That's it. So the military industrial complex that Eisenhower warned about, it has to constantly be in

38:04motion. There has to be war for there to be a demand for their product. Right. So that's what I'm saying, but that's where the differences with China is they don't seem like they have are deeply into the military industrial complexes we are. They got a different set of circumstances. A different set of circumstances. But it's not war and I would have a massive military buildup that's concerning. Do you think that we can get out of the military industrial complex at this point or we're in too deep? The military industrial complex in my opinion is probably the biggest threat to world peace. It's the biggest thing I think you can wear the face of it. I think you can critique America, all this other bullshit. You know, it's what Eisenhower warned about has not been addressed. It has not been addressed. Not been fixed. Too many people are making too much money and we sell weapons. Not only do we make the weapons for ourselves to go to war, we're selling weapons to fucking everyone. And that's even to our enemies. To do to. Yeah, it's crazy because it does money to be made. So it's like people just don't know. People just don't know enough.

39:04They go, oh, we're giving all this money. Israel. Bro, we're also giving the money to Egypt and Jordan and Saudi Arabia. We're arming everyone because we just make money off it. Israel is not the only country. It's by far we give the most. But we arm its fucking neighbors and then they fight with each other. Nobody had a better joke than Bill Hicks when he goes, he goes, he throws the gun and he goes, pick up the gun. Remember that joke, Jess? I mean, it's just, it was a gray. It was, you know, he goes, what does he say? Like we gave him the gun and we throw it and then we pointed at him and we go pick up the gun. So he's basically, we create the problem and then fund the solution. Right. Essentially what it is. Yeah. It's just 100% fucking true. It's just true. Yeah. I mean, it's just what it is. I mean, once we had the military builder from World War II, it helped our economy so much. Like we became a power. Like the military industry became such a powerhouse. It's hard to just shut that off. And it's hard too because like we said on the Patreon episode that nobody's the victim,

40:07nobody's the, everybody's a hero in their own story, these people, because you're a hero in my story. Thank you guys. I appreciate it. I feel like a hero in my hair cut. Why do you say guys? I only said it. Yeah. So why did you say guys? I got two people talking to my hair. No. I got a few people going on right now. It was either that or it felt so good for me to say that. It just naturally had the reaction got nervous and you called me guys. It's just what either that or you've trained or now you're strictly progressive and my pronouns to you are they. They. And it's just called me plural guys. It's just what it is. And I just feel like, I just feel like these people at the top, these leaders of the government, they probably all think that they're doing this for a world peace and to protect America. But they're not doing it to make money and that's not okay with me. What are you going to do about it? That's what you see. You want to tell him? I'm going to tell him that's guys. Okay, with you. If you're listening, guys, if you are listening right now, it is not okay with Christopher to step it up.

41:07Okay, with me. Stop it, guys. It's not okay with me. That's why I'm joining the other side. Is that your official statement? I am. Yes, I'm joining the other side and become democratic socialist and our kids. Listen, Christopher has released a statement about the military industrial complex and it is not okay with him and guess what? It's not okay with me either. It's not okay with this podcast. Yeah, it's not okay with us. And I'm joining the DSA in an effort to bang AOC. Lad of 14. Yeah. Because you know me, I like to eat. I like to find new foods. That's why butcher box. Because I've been doing a little grilling because I'm getting some work done in the house so I don't have access to the kitchen. So I've been throwing a little butcher box meat on the grill and it tastes real nice. I actually love butcher box. If you got one of those second freezers, you know, in the house, you got one in the garage, you got one downstairs in the basement, you can just load it up with all the protein. Get loaded with protein. It's really high quality 100% grass fed beef, organic chicken, wild quad seafood and more

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46:17It's all okay. It's fine, dude. It's okay. It's okay. You had a 1 and 410 trillion chance of even being alive. Just have fun. You're taking the spin around. It's totally fine. Look, everyone's got different cultures. People enjoy different things and it's fine. Because there's going to be a heaven for all people, for them to enjoy what they want and it's fine. Yeah. Because I know, listen, let's be honest, if a Chinese guy is a good guy and he goes to heaven, he's not going to want to go to my heaven. No. He's not going to want to peruse museums, listen to classical music in the morning, have a coffee with oatmeal, otherwise known as a duck. Yeah, he's not going to want to do that. He's not going to fill a softly inquire. He's not going to want to talk about metanoia. He's going to want to be perpetually at a, that's what it is. And that's okay. Yeah. That's fine, no? That's fine. Black, black guys heaven, the God's going to be wearing Jordan. And that's fine. That's fine. Jordan, it's no problem. That is absolutely okay. You're God is going to have on fish and that's talking. That's what you want. That is fine.

47:18It's okay. Like you just have to accept that it's fine. It's fine. Everything is okay. Yeah. You're a Muslim guy and you go to heaven or whatever. There will be women there. Yeah. They will be perpetually virgins. They'll be covered. It's fine. It's what it is. Totally okay. If he's heaven is going to have three piles. It's going to have three things. It's going to have a pile of clay. So if it's golfed, a pile of tangerines to fuel himself and elliptical so he doesn't hurt his knees. It's just going to be completely okay. That's what it is. There's nothing wrong with that. Nick is just going to see cargo shorts and wrestlers for days. For days, it's never going to end. It's going to be, it's going to be WrestleMania every night. It's not for Nick. It's okay. It's totally fine guys. It's just, just he's heaven. He's going to, he's going to get up there and he's going to say, guys, I'm happy to be here. As long as there's nothing new. Yeah, that's just what it is. And you promise me a routine. I need a routine. One time can I wake up? Can I make my smoothie? Can I make the same smoothie every night? Can I have the same salad? Can I have one tangerine for dessert?

48:19Yeah. And can I fiddle? I need to fiddle. I need to fiddle. Is there clay for me to fiddle with? Arrow rock. Are there an endless supply of other people's boat shoes available on the street? Yeah. And they're going to say, yes, it's fun. Of course, it's your heaven. We also have an endless supply of athletes' foot powder, solve the problem of other people's use boat shoes. That's what it is. And it's just your heaven and it's fun. And our wives' heaven is just going to be very simply. It's just going to be a place without us. It's just, that's okay. That's what they want. They just say that we just don't want them with us. It's okay. That's okay. It's all okay. But he's doing good. Everyone, it's just, I want you to know at the end of the day, it's okay. Yeah. You're okay. You're going to get, you're having, you're going to get your way. And we all have different likes. We're all different. Like Chris says, we're all different slices of the same pie. No, we're all different bees in the same hive. Beaves in the same hive. Yeah. And it's okay. Yeah. We all going to have our own honeycomb and it's just going to be what you like.

49:19It's just what it is, baby. It's totally fine. Yeah. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's okay. I'm not going to judge him. Okay. Let him do it. Maritania still has slavery. I believe all cultures are equal. And I think that's okay for them. For us, I'm just, it's because I'm into different things. It's fine. It's okay. Let them do it. The Muslim guy gets to heaven and then he goes up there and you go up on this big building all the way to the top of the beautiful skyscraper. And what do you have there? You have 10 gay guys sitting on the ledge and you can throw them off. That's right. We're so ashamed. Now listen, that's what it is. That's a Muslim heaven. That's not my heaven. I don't want that. Yeah. Look, Milo Yopinopoulos is now Muslim. It happened in one day and it's okay. It's totally fine. They're going to show him around the joint. He went to a mosque. He took pictures. He posted about social media. They're showing him around the joint. I just have one recommendation from Milo. When they say do you want to see the roof? I'd say no, I'm fine at the second floor. Don't go see the roof. Don't go see the roof. Stay, just say guys, I want to see the first floor. Yeah. And that's it. It's just what it is.

50:19It's okay. It's okay. We all got different heavens. We all got different things we want. And again, we're not here to judge you. God will judge. We don't judge. No, we're not here. We don't judge because what did Matthew say? Repeat it again. What did Matthew say? Did you say you did how you measure? You will be measured something like that. Yeah, so it's something like that. Basically like something. Don't judge anybody because you will therefore be judged. It's a sense of what it is. You kind of see it play out in real time even in the earthly domain. You don't even have to go to heaven to see this. You see it on social media when somebody starts trying to cancel someone else. The light gets illuminated on them and then their life falls apart. It's just how it works. It's just how it works. You don't even have to get so cosmic to see that one play out. It's just kind of karma. It's like other people call it karma. Some people. I think the warning in Matthew was more just like not even judge. Be judge. It was more like whatever energy you put out, that energy will consume you as well. And I don't think there's a better example that. I don't even feel guilty talking about it. But Perez Hilton, I mean, that is something where you go, wow.

51:21This guy built his whole career on humiliation and judgment. And then at the end, you know, when that goes away, what happens? That energy gets turned inward. Yeah, the kid unfortunate. That merciless days that by which he saw everyone else turns on himself. Right. Because that's the habits he built. That's the thinking he encompass. That's a spiritual world he inhabited. Right. And when they attention ran out, it had nowhere to go. And it turned around on him. And the kids started cutting himself on a live stream. Yeah. That's what happens when you live in the distortion. The devil's distortion is where you live. Nick. And you know what? Nick's done a good job of shielding himself from the devil. Nick is not been taken in by the devil, right? No, Nick has not. Nick, when you go to heaven, cause they're going to have so much weed. I mean, so much weed. Yeah. When the gaze goes. Yeah. Ways actually. I already have Washington Square Park for that though. That's true. Yeah. Nick's just going to have this going to be endless supply of orange shoes.

52:23Yeah. For Nick. So can we go look at Larry Silverstein? Yeah. I want to see what Larry Silverstein is also an interesting one that you'll find interesting. Larry Silverstein. Well, yeah, even before that, just when he purchased it right before, I mean, like really interesting. We can watch it pull it first. So this is where conspiracy theories, a lot of them emanate from is in full war. World Trade Center 7 had always been considered the starting point for rebuilding located north of the slurry wall. Seven had been cleared faster than the rest of the site. I have year. And we're down to no place. Right. Right now. We did not 11 to the last. So would you see like just smoke? I didn't know. I worked with people. People were giving assistance. But you were there like you late afternoon, allowing occupants to evacuate. How much of a can you pause it? How funny is it that it's Kevin Spacey narrating it? Kevin Spacey. Yes. That is funny. Can you pause it for a second?

53:25Just while he was doing the voiceover, he just was grabbing a young guy's deck. Yeah. And they were going Kevin, come on. Come on. Just focus. And he's like, just get these young decks out of here. Yeah. I got to grab him. Kids got to grab him. Yeah. So they're going to be able to contain the fire. As you know, we had such terrible loss of life. If this was the thing to do is, is a bullet. And they made that decision to pull and then we watched the building. I believe. He says it. It's so wild. Wait a second. Wait a second. What does that mean? What did he mean by that? Pull up. Pull up. Pull up what the jargon is for pull it in the demolition world. Yeah. This is the craziest thing. Yeah. So how come that's not, because that's the thing is like what they say is they'll just put it out there in plain sight, right? Hiding in plain. He just said that in demolition, the phrase pull it describes a mechanical technique used to pull down a building structure that refers to heavily misadistiqued. It's a heavily misunderstood quote about, but yeah, sure it is.

54:27Wow. Yeah. The official is that it's a misunderstood quote. You heard the whole sentence of what he said. Yeah. Go down a little bit. The 9-11, pull it. Pulling. Larry Silverstein. Smart thing to do. Pull it meaning pulling the remaining firefighters out of the building to save their lives. Right. Oh, right. That's what you say. Pull it when you're talking about the firefighters. You call the firefighters it. Right. You want to call them it. That's their pronoun is it. Pull it. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's really easy to just, you know. If you don't, people just don't have any power or whatever, you just deal with it. Yeah. I think that's the thing too, is like there's, you know, it's like so we can debate this and go on. But nothing's going to change. So what do you get? What do you feel like you're going to get to? You're going to get to fun with it. And that's why you just have to say things like it's not okay with me. It's not okay with me. So you can really get to the episode. Yeah. That's the name of the episode. It's not okay with me. Yeah.

55:27Yeah. The episode and you're absolutely right. 9-11, it's not okay with me. It is very, can you think of anything funnier than the guy going on a documentary and actually saying what happened? Yeah. And then they still go, that's not what happened. That's not what happened. And you go, but wait a second, not only did he say it, we watched it. Yeah. So we have video evidence of it just coming down at free fall speed. And people are also just crazy. Like I was listening to, I think it was hot 97 or 1051 this morning on the way in and they were like DJ was like doing a drop and he was like, oh, this Friday we party in, you know, Atlantic City. We got a celebration 9-11, 25 years and it's Friday. We fell in a friday y'all and I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. What the hell? And that's what he said and he was like, if you go, we fell in a friday and it's you y'all. And I was like, what? Happy 9-11 everybody. Yeah, you literally said that. That was like, okay. And then I saw like some Italian deli is doing like a freaking 9-11 on a sandwich. Like two meatball heroes with garlic knot. Yeah. It's just like, what are people doing? Yeah. Celebrating.

56:28Guys this Friday night, I want you to come down to Club Shine. 9-11 night, firefighters get in free, bring your packs and bring your gear. We're going to be throwing women off the top step. We're going to have an inferno on the time, the fun, the dance floor and making people choose between to burn or jump. Yeah. It's just like, what are people? When I heard that this morning, I was like, huh? Who greenlit that? But people just don't care anymore. Yeah. I think they're like celebrating 25 years. Yeah. Even even, it happens to all of us. I remember I texted my manager. I was like, hey, can I get on it? They're doing like a big show at MSG this weekend for 9-11 disaster relief and all that stuff. And I was like, oh, can I get on the show? And then I was like, what am I doing? Why am I trying to get on this fucking show? And I was like, yeah, can you get me on it? It's at the garden. And then I'm like, what? It's just weird. It's like, I mean, not that I would go on it if they asked me. But I'm like, why am I trying to buy to get on this thing? It's very strange behavior. Well, it's probably a good show.

57:28I'm sure it's a good show, but I'm just saying it's very strange behavior to me where we're like celebrating, not celebrating 9-11, but it's like this DJ was making it seem like it was a holiday. Yeah. It's like Halloween's falling on the weekend. Let's celebrate. Yeah. Is it officially a holiday or a day of remembrance? How do we, it's not? Kids go to school, fry? Yeah, that's what, all right? Yeah. Yeah. Can you barbecue? Yeah. That's the question. American. It can you, that's true. Good point. I, you know, and I've said this in my joke, the only thing on 9-11 is I won't need to be honest. I won't do that. I just, that's my stand against is I won't, if any of you still do the where you don't masturbate for a day in honor of 100 percent for people of life. I never do that. I 12, from 12-01 on 9-11 to 12-01 on 9-12, I do not masturbate now. It's going to be tough for me because I'm going to be on set with Matt Rive, so I'm definitely going to be horny. It's going to be tough. Yeah. It's going to be, that's going to be real. Get out of the movie. Do you, just learn the lines and do it. I like it. It's just a couple days. I got one, but it's long. It's because you never know. It's good to have this experience because then I think you're either going to love it and want to do more of it or you're going to do it and be like, I didn't want it.

58:31I don't want to say it. So you just got experience. It's just, it's the first movie you're doing. This is the first movie. Can you just enjoy it? I've done one idea. Why? It was a small part in New York. I did a small part in New York. Which New York? No, I did a small part in a movie in New York. Which movie? It was called Ode to Joy. Ode to Joy. I love it. Where the hell do you play in it? I think my scene, I think my thing was like Staten Island Meathead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's kind of. But Ode to Joy, I was about, this is what I was in. Yeah, there it is. See, I'm in the cast. Yeah, I was about to ask, were you a cop a firefighter or a guy from Staten Island? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see, yeah, let's pull the faces in there. Let's, can you do Chris the staff, you know? I think I'm in the trailer though. Yeah, go Chris the staff, you know, joy movie. See if there's a scene that comes up. Ode to Joy, Chris the staff, you know, yeah, I don't think I've ever even seen the movie. I don't even know if I made the movie. But that's interesting in the cast. I mean, I'm third in the thing and I was, I was, I had like one scene where you probably have more followers than anyone in the movie. So they want to put you. No, no, no, no, no, no, go videos. Go well, first get the Chris the staff and all right. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

59:31Yeah, and then go to videos. Yeah, try videos. And not short videos, try videos videos. See where it says that. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. No, I mean, I never heard of this. Go back, go back up a little bit, Jess. Go back up to the top, try that one. Oh, to maybe, maybe I am in the trailer. Let's say, let's see, let's see, let's see if it's even a movie. You guys would enjoy. It's crazy what movies like that. There used to be a day where there was, you didn't hear, you heard of every movie that came out. Right. I never heard of this movie. What year was this? Dude, I don't even remember. I never heard of it either. Love, joy. I never met any of these people. Oh, Jake Lacey. Yeah, yeah. He's the hobby. He's fun. Yeah. He's also in the original office. Foreign freak had his name. He's a big actor. Yeah. Yeah. And time by feel strong emotions. Oh, in my case, it's making joy. No one's too long to fall when you love it. I need to be careful. I need to put the motorcycle in a trance.

1:00:32There are certain Hollywood tropes that are constant. Every movie is going to have two white guys either shooting hoop, talking about the romance interest, handball, tennis. Yeah. There's just a scene where two guys in the actors never played hoop, so they're just like like a Philip C. More Hoffman just launching it. You always have that and then you'll always have a black judge or a black cop. Have you noticed that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait, go back to that scene, Jess, outside. This is the scene that I was in though. Let's see. Yeah. I ain't got things to do like you did there. This is where I shot the scene. That's where I'm at. Well, it's eventually him, right? Yes. Okay. Because I throw him over that, that my scene is I throw him over that rail. It could be here. I try, yeah, try that. Yeah. Happy. I can't do that. There's something really wrong. He bumps into me. Not bad. He was. And then I throw him over the railing. Got to stick your neck out sometime.

1:01:33Life is passion, right, bud. You can't keep yourself in. Sounds like my Chachi PT. This is incredibly. She's a smoke show. Yeah. I'm back. That's a long friend. Perfect depth. No, I literally have one scene. No. You did have a method. I need to make the trailer. But my, how did you enjoy it? So what happened was I remember that I remember the day, first of all, they had me wear a like a sleeveless shirt and I was very embarrassed about my body and I didn't feel comfortable in it. I remember they sold me my scene was he bumps into me and we get into a fight and I push him and I throw him over the railing on the, what is it? The what? The promenade. Yeah. And so he's like rigged and all this stuff. So they're like, you know, I did the line, whatever. And then the director was like improv a couple, whatever. And then one of the lines, I remember I threw him over and I threw him over and I was like, you fucking hobbit. And they were like, you can't name the movie that he's the actor.

1:02:34But Martin Freeman, when they were dragging him up, he was like, did you just call me the hob? And then he was laughing on the thing. And then he was like, oh, we can't keep that. And he was like, it kind of makes sense to my character. And the director was like, no, we can't acknowledge the other movie. But Martin was like, I thought that was really funny. So that's what I remember from the movie. And so when you throw him over the rail, because you would die if you were throwing over the railing. Then he then, you know, he's rigged in this thing for the scene, but he's hanging on something. And then I believe that guy, Jake Lacey, like gets him up. So it's like, it's one of those. Why did the cop throw him over? So he bumped into me and then you were just, you weren't a cop, you were just a guy. I was just a guy. I think my scene was, his character was called Staten Island Meathead. Yeah. You want to see it because I know in the, on camera, you look fucking jack. I don't though. Not in there now. I looked, I don't, I look like a loaf of bread. And I have can, and I have a sunburn up to my arms. It was, it was, it was, it was a version of me. It was this me. It was this version of me where I just was fucking out. I mean, it was that version of me where I was bad.

1:03:37You were a little bigger. That was bad. That was a bad version of me. Yeah. Still a good looking guy. Still a good, good looking guy. So how was the experience? Did you enjoy it? I did. I remember enjoying it, but I remember enjoying it because it was, I was home. I think the thing that we're now is going away even for two or three days. I just, I'm just a little worried about, you know, I'm just a little worried about my, I guess, not worried. I guess it's the wrong word. I guess because yeah, because I've never done it. It's like a newness. But I know about me now what my struggle is, what my thing is is I, I get nervous about something. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. But then I do it. And then I'm very happy that I did it. So I think it's just all part of my, you know, process. It's just kind of complaining to myself or others about, I don't want to do what I want to do is, but then I, when I'm in it, I just don't feel any nerves and I just do it and I'm happy I did it. You know, I push through now. Some people have the Stanislavsky method, which is what? Some people have, you know, the acting methods. Some people have a method acting where they stay in the character the whole time.

1:04:37There is the Christus Definal method where you complain about having to do it right up until you do it. And the director goes, nail that. Nailed it. And then you develop your own school where people before they have to do it go, I don't want to do this. I want to go. I don't want to go. And then they fucking nail it. And then they nail it. And the problem with this one is going to be, they're going to, I'm going to think that I'm done and they're going to call me and say, ready for your next scene. And I'm going to say, well, I'm in Queens. I drove home. All right, guys, well, that was our 9-11 episode. You know, if you're going out to the club tomorrow night, please enjoy your 9-11. You know, drink specials. Don't forget to celebrate. It fell on a Friday night. So fucking congrats to you. I mean, if you're a scumbag that it's celebrating 9-11, I fucking hope the sand gets you next. Well, let's be honest. We're so excited. 9-11 is really in the eye of the beholder. Right. So for us, it's a tragic day. But for Muslims, it is absolutely a holiday. It's a holiday. It's a holiday. It's a holiday. It's a holiday. It's a holiday. It's a holiday. As always, go to patreon.com.

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1:09:44Mm-hmm. Okay. John Eddie Cora, don't let your meatloaf. You can stick, Nick Ricardi. Put too much ice in my orange juice. And now I have Jugo de Naranja. Okay. What is that? Isn't that juice of orange? Yeah. I don't know. All right. Junker, Jorgo Normus Cock, Adam D. J.J. Benal 96. Smuggling amigos on my Amazon route. Call me the Ice Road Trucker. Andrew McIntyre. The only thing I chase my drinks with is bugs. Okay. Okay. You went for it. Straight to the ass. Straight to the ass. Yeah. I'll put it on the list. Okay. Yes. Inside one, but yeah. Funny. Instead of straight to the back. Yeah. Sucking ham phallus. Instead of bucking ham phallus. Ooh. We got to throw them on the list. We got to light one. I'm not going to win. But we got it. Sometimes you got to juice the list. Yeah. Chelsea Williams. Don't we got it? I tuck it just for confidence. Not convenience.

1:10:45List. List. That's a real one. I put another sharpie in my ass. I'm going to mother list. Okay. So that's fun. Yeah. Everyone has their own games that they can play. You can go raw because Lisa needs braces. Okay. I guess she wants, like, get her pregnant. You can go raw. And then you'll pay for her braces, I guess. I don't know. Whoa. That's fucked up. Yeah. That's, yeah. It's like a pedophile joke. She wants braces so you can go raw, I guess. No, no. I'm saying you can go raw because Lisa needs braces. Like she's an adult that needs braces, I think. She's just said, I don't know. I don't know what you say. Let's stay away from girls with braces. Okay. Ernie's break. Then we got T-level solo. The DR thought I was transitioning. Oh, the doctor thought I was transitioning. Right. Nathaniel, if Q-tips are external use only, why do they feel so good in my ass? Put them on the list. It's a good question. Put them on the list. It is soft. It goes to have a soft tip. Joseph Schlumowitz. Lord of the Landscapers, Genghis Wann. Put them on the list. Just what did it? Okay.

1:11:46Brear. Mace, Renero, Fernandez, CJ Gill, Gabriel, Zach Palmer, and Bobo. Yeah. Okay. We had to redeem. We were redeemed. Okay. So the list, my line of 14 shirts now, glue, rag, keep it around. Okay. Ernie's close to Gaza. You can keep it around. Okay. Straight to the ass. We're going to dregs her. We're going to chicken finger that. Sucking ham phallus. We're going to chicken finger that. I tuck it just for confidence, not convenience. We're going to chicken finger that. We're going to dregs her that. Every time Yani says shrap I put another sharpie in my ass. We're going to dregs her that. Okay. If Qtips are external use, why do they feel so good in my ass? We're going to keep that one around. Yep. Lord of the Landscapers, Genghis Wann. Definitely keep it that one around. Okay. So we got four. Yeah. We have my line of 14 shirts now, glue, rag, Ernest goes to Gaza. If Qtips are external use, only why do they feel so good in my ass or Lord of the Landscapers Genghis Wann. Okay. I have a favorite. This is a, for me, I have a favorite. Let's hear it. They're all good. You know, you know, oh, this is a weakness, but actually it's not. My favorite is Genghis Wann.

1:12:46Genghis Wann. Lord of the Landscapers Genghis Wann. What do you guys think? I really like the Ernest goes to Gaza, but I feel like it's an old reference. So yeah. Okay. So we'll get that one out. And then the glue rag is hilarious. That is, but it's inside. It's inside. It's inside. All right. Yeah. What do you like? Yeah. Like that one too. Genghis Wann. Yeah. Yep. All right. What do you think? I think that Qtips only external, but they feel so good in my ass are good. I think a lot of 14 shirts good. The reason why I like Genghis Wann is because I even Lord of the Landscapers. It's just funny to me. It feels more original. Yes. I think go to history. I mean, is back.com. You are the Ppw, the pseudo penis of the week. Lord of the Landscapers. Genghis Wann. You are the winner. This episode is brought to you by chat GPT. Hey, it's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons podcast. Have you guys heard about chat GPT work? It's the new way to use chat GPT for bigger multi-step projects. And when you need more than just answers, you've chat GPT work access to your apps and files.

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