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So then Darcy says,
Why don't you love me?
And then Stacey says,
Poodle, Poodle, that was your cue.
What?
Oh, sorry, sorry, oh.
Okay, okay, stop the show.
Girl, are you okay?
You seem out of it
and you've been rubbing your jaw the whole episode.
I thought you had a busy work night.
Yeah, piano cutting into the late hours can be treacherous,
but no, this is not a workplace entry.
I think I'm grinding my teeth more at night.
Oh, honey, you didn't know that?
That's another reason why I can't share a room
with you on tour.
You grind your teeth like you're turning wheat into flour.
Okay, first of all, it's me who won't let you share a room
because your sad and needy energy
would scare off all my suitors.
And second of all, maybe I do have a grinding problem.
I think my dentist may have mentioned it a few times,
but I wasn't listening
because I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Oh, Lord, Poodle,
this is causing you actual physical pain.
Please do something to help yourself.
I'm pleading.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, dramatic, calm down.
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Today on this episode of Reality Gaze,
you make the call.
What's the reason Rick will give
for not wanting to have a child with Trisha?
Aviva is not pregnant.
What?
And Joshua invites her on a boat cruise
and Elise goes overboard.
Role of Christina.
Role of Christina.
Hello.
This is Captain Poodle speaking.
Are you ready to find love?
That's a boy, baby.
Love.
Do-do-do-do.
Exciting and new.
Go online.
Mm-hmm.
They're cat-bushing you.
Shocker.
Beyonce.
Soon you'll be flying the parts unknown.
90-day Beyonce.
Married someone you only met on your phone.
Be they friendship, Chinese up-rend you.
K-1 visas the key.
The key to what, Poodle?
Love.
It's reality Gaze, let's love.
I really, I felt for Joshua and Nat this episode
because if anyone knows what it's like
for somebody that they're having a meal with
that gets up and starts screaming
in a restaurant randomly at people
and you're just sitting there
and bearish and just wanting to sink into the table,
it's me.
And I'm not saying who the other person is.
Look.
If I'm going to make a scene, I'm going to make a scene.
And it's going to be a big scene.
It's always this.
If you're going to make a scene, you do it big.
Yes.
It's just so between say.
Big.
You that boy.
When you do, when you start with,
Hey, everybody in the bar.
You know it's going to be crazy.
You usually start with,
you say something really loud.
Like, can you believe the prize it is on tray
and then you look around like
and then this lady gets it.
They're like, yeah.
And then you start looking at people going kind of what she did.
Like, do you see it?
Do you see it?
Do you see it?
And then people are called out
and they're so uncomfortable.
And they're just like shaking their head
so that you're crazy.
As soon as you break that kind of structure
of how normal people act,
as soon as you start,
you basically intrude on their time
and you make it a collective event.
They're uncomfortable number one.
And then they realize they have to participate.
It's one of your favorite things to do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're all in this together.
I'm going to make,
I'm going to make you have to,
have to weigh in on something.
And with that, y'all,
this is reality, guys.
I'm Maddie.
And I'm Poodle.
And we are two ridiculous homosexuals
who love nothing more than tearing reality television
a new one.
We do.
And today we're talking about part two,
our part two, of 90-digit fiance B90 season 8 episode 16,
Mile High Club.
We know what Poodle's thoughts are about that
from the last episode.
Yeah.
I will say one thing.
If you're not going to do it in the bathroom,
which I think is a very small space to do any type of sex,
I actually, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to fuck the captain while they're flying the plane.
That's what I would want.
I think those are reinforced,
but you don't think you can get in there.
But no, we can sneak me in.
I mean, it's literally,
it literally is called contact him.
We'll find out.
I don't know.
I'll have a, I have a,
a gay steward.
I'll pay him and slip him a note.
So you have to pay them to fuck the captain?
No.
I already wanted to do the captain.
But look, I mean,
it's already called a cockpit.
Someone's, someone's really thinking they have scars.
It's gross.
I mean, you get cock in the cockpit.
What else do you do?
Hmm.
I think there's probably a different origin of the name
that was there for it.
I, I was going to say,
I think you could go underneath the blanket,
but those blankets,
they don't even cling them.
So who knows what someone could have done.
Someone could have jizzed jerked off somebody
and just jizzed all over that blanket.
Oh, there's a lot of men who have jerked off
underneath blankets at airplanes.
Yeah.
Because men are fucking disgusting.
We're gross.
I think women do it too though.
One more women or more men?
No, men, more men.
Yeah.
But probably yes some women too.
Yeah, I need like,
I need like, I need,
I need to have fucking like United Arab Emirates,
where they have like one of those really big,
yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I need.
Yeah.
Some Abu Dhabi new money flying out there to get banged.
I think it's just Emirates.
Just Emirates?
I think United Arab Emirates is the country.
That is the country.
It is called Emirates.
You're correct.
Mm-hmm.
They always look so dashing.
Uh, I knew someone who the,
a male who's like for them.
Oh, I bet he,
I bet you do get,
do you get primed dick when you're Emirates?
Because they fancy.
I don't know if I could speak,
because this guy's a homosexual.
I don't know if he's, uh,
Well, how do you know him?
You don't know a lot of straight people.
That's true.
But, um, I,
I think, I think the little,
there was, there was like,
X-Nay on the almost sexuality.
Hey.
Wait.
How do you know this guy?
Where are you making out?
What's happening?
I'm confused now,
because you're sourced out.
It would take a long,
it would take a really long explanation
of how I know this person.
Okay.
You know, did you see his dick?
No, I haven't seen his dick.
Oh, okay.
So then,
well,
is there,
come out of flight attendant cities?
Is there a hierarchy like to somebody
want to like,
if like,
especially the gay ones,
because again,
men are gross.
Is it like if you,
you want to bang a flight attendant
on United more than you do Delta?
Does it matter?
Or a virgin American?
A virgin Atlantic?
Are they virgin Atlantic?
Are they freaky deaky?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's a good question.
All I know is,
I have gotten,
I've gotten a lot of sass
from gay male flight attendants on Southwest.
They're not usually the most attractive, though.
But they're the sassiest.
No,
it's the airline you and I would work at.
Fair.
I'm going to get public flight attendant.
I would give you a full three squares of sass.
Just a full-on reading.
Every time you're passengers.
Number one,
I'm already annoyed,
because I'm having to put up with people
shit all the time.
I don't need it.
I actually don't need any career
where I have to wait on people again.
I was a server long enough.
But you kind of get into the,
the groove of that.
And like,
service becomes your job
and you're happy about it.
I just think with a flight attendant,
I think you just have to have,
you have to have a servant's heart.
Because people,
I think the,
just the,
people are so
the baseman of,
the baseman of humanity lives in the sky.
I just think people become barnyard animals
when they're up there.
They are.
No rules apply.
I mean, really,
if you think about,
like a cattle stock or a horse trailer,
just driving down the interstate looks like the same thing,
practically.
Everybody.
I'm going to be impressed.
Yeah.
I want to say one thing, though.
I feel like I've flown on Delta
and I've had comfort plus.
They don't bring the basket back of goodies anymore.
That's new.
I know.
Maybe you're going to be finally united
on these lay down seats now.
I don't think that's,
I'm not buying a couple of seats.
I'll never,
I will never,
ever be able to buy three seats.
I won't ever be able to square that in my brain.
Hey, Poods, can we do some schedule stuff
before we start recording?
When are we interviewing Emily again?
Emily, who's Emily?
Not the girl who threw the burger on Lalu.
No, you know, Emily.
She's with the Australian guy,
you know,
the one with the buddy,
buddy, buddy.
No, Elise.
You mean Elise from B90?
That's what I said.
Oh, and when are we going to do secret Mormon Salt Wives City?
Okay, you're saying words,
but they don't mean what you think they mean.
Are you all right?
You seem more often usual.
Okay, fine.
I'm a foggy mess.
Is that what you want to hear?
I'm still exhausted from our trip
and then the blizzard
and not winning an ambie
and missing out on meeting Channy,
the astrologer
and it's a mercury retrograde.
I just want to make peppers
and a Dr. McDonald's.
You know what?
I'm going to let you have that one.
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Let's move on.
Let's go to announcements.
I think we've talked about this before.
Thank you all for the YouTube Live, by the way.
That went great.
Hopefully you're already, hopefully you're already marked
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Good night.
Greenwich Meridian time if you're in the UK.
Governor.
I just had friends that went to London
and it looks beautiful.
I'd love to go again.
At this time of the year.
Yeah.
I guess it's spring, but it's spring break.
They looked out and got fantastic weather.
Oh, well.
That's time when I think I win is when we went in May.
That was really the best.
Yeah.
It was a little warm, but you flocked a guy
and then he gave you tea after.
He gave me tea after.
You gave him a spot called your g-spot
and he gave you a spot of tea.
Actual tea.
A tea spot and a g-spot.
That was the first for me.
I'd never been given tea after banging.
There you go.
It was very polite, I must say.
Do you have a lot of British dirty talk?
Or was it very contained?
It was minimal.
Which I'm fine with.
I mean, honestly, if you can't do it well, don't.
This is true.
I would say this.
But dirty talk, be really careful
who you try out new material on.
Okay.
Make sure you use those on your second tier.
Your first tier deserve your materials been practiced.
If you're going to say,
throw me around like a dressmaker's dummy,
that might not actually work.
Try that on your second or third tier tricks
before you use it on your better ones.
All right.
Can we move on, Dylan Thomas?
Just some free advice.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you're...
Yes, let's move on.
You're advised.
Do not go gently in the night.
Do not come gently.
Into that good night.
Whether the podcast is going to give you
a Dylan Thomas joke.
Whatever.
I'm kind of surprised you knew who that was.
I am too.
How do you know Dylan Thomas?
I'm a little...
I mean, he's a very famous poet.
So I remember hearing about him as a poet.
And I know that the...
The do not go gently into that poem.
I don't know anything else.
Yeah.
Or whatever.
I know nothing else by him.
I don't know.
You know, I have a weird...
I don't know why.
Maybe I was a poet.
I mean, you weren't...
You weren't.
I've answered gang show questions.
And one game show is based off of poetry, people.
I had no idea of.
Absolutely not.
But it was someone like Emily Dickinson.
So it was like something that you...
You were still nervous.
You didn't think I was going to get it.
I remember you.
You were.
You were still nervous.
You didn't think I was going to get it.
I remember you watching it in Jake.
Like his mother said.
Because I didn't told Jake what happened in Jake.
They asked me a poetry question.
And Jake goes,
Well, he lost.
I did say that.
Well, you're it's over.
It's over.
And then I got it right.
And you were like,
Go.
I'm pure luck.
Pure luck.
Before we move on.
Yeah, there's some news in the 90.
We're not we're not big news hounds for 90 day.
We're not.
For the other podcast for that or other Instagram.
But I got to say Anna.
This is.
Of Anna and Marcel.
Otherwise known as Anna.
Well, she's gotten these her moles removed.
You're welcome, by the way.
And it was after we named them.
That was yeah.
Huey, Huey, Huey and Garfield.
Garfield was the one on her shoulder.
Uh,
I'll stay.
Someone asked how they were doing it.
She's like, well.
And y'all she opened up her vault.
And basically said,
Marcel, that guy's gross.
He cheated on me with escorts.
Yeah.
So.
I think he's.
I think the first bees.
I think the.
The.
The.
Some of our, the,
the slack in reality gaze.
I think someone said who gets custody of the bees.
I believe that.
I think that was Kristen who asked that.
I don't know.
Or Caitlin one of them,
or one of the other.
Cays.
I don't know.
They all blend in.
Best team in the business.
But we all call them.
I don't know who said that.
I don't know who says what my grandma Hazel calling grandkids.
Now Craig.
Now Laurie.
Now Brian.
Now Ryan Tyler.
God.
Damn it.
I'm surprised she knew all their names.
You have to say them in the order.
And I was at the time except for when I cousin Ryan was born.
10 years when I was 10 years old.
For 10 years, I was the youngest one.
So I always had to wait for her to get to me.
Do you know how my grandchildren she had?
How many?
I ate.
That's not that long.
Still.
I miss her.
Let's continue.
Really.
I think she was probably certifiable.
Right.
Oh, I think she was.
I think she was borderline personality disorder actually.
And almost every story you told me is she's quite a negative being person.
Well, again, that was just after she was thrown by the tornado.
That's what made her mean.
She was really sweet before that everybody said, so we don't know what happened.
But you didn't know her before the tornado.
No, she, but she always loved me because I was my dad's son and my dad was her, her youngest boy and her favorite.
My grandma, grandma Hazel prioritizing all.
Yeah.
She always had favorites like grandma Hazel Aunt Peggy's daughter.
She did not like the older girl Lolo, but she loved my sister, cousin Kelly.
The thing is you, the other children should not be able to tell this.
No, oh no.
And then my cousin, she loved Craig, my aunt, Darla son, but then later on, when Darla had my cousin, Ryan, after my grandma Hazel,
shamed her and said, well, this is the reason why your husband left you because you had a baby late in life.
Who does that?
And shamed her for that.
And then Ryan Tyler, I know.
Wow.
And Darla was like 35 when she got pregnant with Ryan.
So which was considered old and Oklahoma in the 90s.
But then Ryan Tyler ended up being her favorite of all of them.
Oh, the ironing.
Oh, the ironing.
Anyway, well, somehow that made Marcel and Anna even sadder.
So I don't know how long they are for good.
There was another thing that you're taking our kids.
Yara, Yara, Yara and Jovi.
Jovi.
She said something about, are you guys still married?
And she's like, well, on paper we are, but y'all, they are, they're always acting like they're not together.
Yeah, that I think has less teeth in it, but this Anna, I do.
No, this Anna and Marcel thing, they're done.
I need to do needed.
I do kind of want to update on her.
Like which one of her sons got on the pole?
Because we know one of them is going to be on it.
It's the youngest one.
We think the youngest one.
Yeah.
Can we tell you that dealt with all that bullshit?
Yeah.
You know, those kids after you, you could tell the children have been through a lot.
Yeah.
The kids aren't all right.
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All right.
That's the one that's by Chennai Twain.
Chennai Twain wrote Britney a song.
And I think that might be the song.
Really?
No.
Who cares?
Who cares?
Who the fuck cares?
It is.
It is.
Don't let me be the last to know.
That was written by Chennai.
I'm not laying.
There you go.
I'm not a great song.
One of our better songs.
Is it?
I liked it.
I think there's some really good Britney songs.
I know.
But I like it too.
You're just saying that because it was Chennai.
Maybe.
I just was getting a trying to get a get a get a reaction.
Get my.
Good.
That was last episode.
Let's jump in.
Let's jump in.
I'm still waiting on Rick to have one more thing that's going to make him possibly one of
the worst people.
I agree.
We think it's going to be a vasectomy reveal because what would be more heartbreaking?
Let's think.
Let's think of some options.
It was.
I need to tell you one more thing.
I'm still married.
It's one of those.
It's like a Lisa reveal.
Yeah.
I had a vasectomy.
I can't have any more kids.
It could be that another woman is already pregnant with his baby.
Oh, that's another good one.
I'm still in team vasectomy.
I think I am too.
I think it has to be something really awful.
I think he did it after his two younger kids because he knows he can afford more kids.
Yeah.
I'm surprised he hasn't teased it though yet of saying there's something I haven't told
Trisha that I really need to.
So maybe there isn't, but I feel like there would be.
Yeah, I think they need to give this guy one more thing to give him big boss energy.
Just one of some of the shittiest men.
I think he probably is going to tell her they wants to have kids and then go back to the US and ghost her.
Oh, that's pretty bad too.
Probably what's going to happen.
So the next day we are washing clothes.
He's helping her father get water and also complaining because he needs to complain.
He's like, I'm really making an effort to fit in though.
And he comes back and says, check out your man.
Me coming in with the water.
And she says, I've never washed clothes in a machine before.
And he's like, remember when you called me a boogey and he's like, I guess I have to take that back.
Remember, y'all, he said, you want me to buy you things at a mall.
Can you imagine a woman who wants me to buy her things?
He was really upset about it.
God really.
I know.
He wrote.
So she asked him, how is things with my dad?
I mean, we're going to get water.
He's like, well, we didn't talk about anything serious because that little thing of,
we don't speak each other's languages.
That really kind of gets in the way.
Little, little, little locked there, little roadblock.
But we do find out why Trish is the way she is.
Can you elaborate?
Whoa.
You definitely have abandonment issues when your mom left you at one.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
It makes you look at the next thing.
This is why, this is why she, but that's made sense to me filing because we all see Rick.
And she's not dumb.
No.
And actually, I think she's quite smart.
And so I was always kind of, surely she is seeing this, but I went, oh, she's not.
She's seeing it, but she's not internalizing it because she hasn't processed basically being
abandoned by her mother at one year old.
At one year old and who left, the mother left her family for another man.
And she says, in my culture, if the woman leaves, she can't even touch the baby.
Unless she buys an animal, cuts the throat and spreads it on the baby's forehead.
And her mom didn't want to do that.
I don't blame her.
I mean, it sounds really involved.
Maybe her mom's there.
Maybe her mom's vegan.
I doubt that.
But I have a feeling that she said it's more the man that she was married to.
He did not want, he did not accept it.
For her, she just to assume that her father, her mother does not care.
And going through that, it makes more sense why she would see a guy like Rick.
And need to be a mother herself.
And so it makes sense.
And then she even says she starts crying.
Like, how could she love a baby?
So this is the thing you said before she has not processed this at all.
If you're still asking yourself that in your mid 20s, you've got a lot of processing to do.
You've got a lot to do.
Because it's not about, I guarantee you, there's more things there that the mom couldn't love a baby.
There's a lot more.
And that question will still come up because it usually does.
But it would come up in the feelings around it wouldn't be so like the question is just being asked.
And she mentions, she's like, I don't talk about this stuff.
And he even tries to comfort her.
And she kind of, it's like go back to what she can't, but I mean, she really can't handle that.
But he says, that's why I want to make, she says, that's why I want to make them happy because they want a grandchild.
And then he goes, Trisha deserves to be a mom.
And I don't want to deny her that.
Again, this idea of like, I would feel so bad about it.
I think she's trying to feel a void, you know, and so can't take it away.
At the same time, though, I'm not financially prepared.
Is this a new tactic?
I don't know if he's mentioned not being finite.
Now, we've all, we've all assumed if he's selling wigs and tap dancing and an Uber driver.
He's not quote, financially prepared to handle another baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I don't know if he said it before as his reasoning.
That's true.
I don't think he has.
I feel like this is a new tactic.
And this is the one he's probably going to use.
When he tells her he doesn't want to have another child, which he's going to.
And, and he says, and it hurts me to think that I might have to let her go.
This is an interesting setup.
He's trying to garner sympathy somehow.
Yes.
That he will be hurt if he has to let her go.
Because she wants a baby so much.
And his sacrifice.
His pain is the one that matters now.
It's mind blowing.
It's mind blowing.
That he's just.
And also he takes it so seriously.
I, I, he takes himself so seriously.
Maybe you can put like a kind of like a shellac or like a wood cover on top of the bus.
Or then when you're driving.
Oh, the bus is amphibious.
Oh, I was going to have to pick up Rickmo.
He can just tap dance on the top of the bus.
Hmm.
I see.
No, there's no dancing on the bus.
There's no dancing allowed.
Oh, okay.
You're belted in.
Oh, okay.
And so we get to our destination.
And then it won't be long.
It won't be dancing long.
Sure.
Well, or you know, we could use your tap shoes creatively.
All right.
We'll just put them on our hands and see what happens.
How are you feeling, by the way?
I'm better.
Thank you.
When.
When you're going to get banged because you got a lot.
And when I want to.
You're crazy ideas.
When I want to.
You're crazy.
Demented ideas are just like.
They're getting worse.
I noticed that too.
Yeah.
I've noticed that too.
I think I need to do it just for the good of the planet.
For everybody around me.
I don't really care about that.
But the planet.
Yes.
The planet.
Yes.
So they're later on they're buying produce.
And he's like these last few days.
And this is the other part.
He's trying to create stakes here.
But the stakes are only trying to make him trying to make him look less like a dirt bag.
Yeah.
Like these past few days I've just seen so many more sides to Trish.
And I've fallen even deeper in love with her.
And remember y'all the more when he started this is all the sex they had.
That made him really.
That made him fall deeper in love with her.
That was the language.
It's like, but now I'm still not sure I wanted their child.
Again, needing sympathy.
I'm kind of shocked that we get more from him than from Trish.
Well, I'm not because.
Well, I understand why you're saying it.
Yes.
But I'm also.
I don't know if we're going to.
I don't think it's something to do that.
She just culturally.
They're not going to like we said.
She's not going to share emotions at all.
Right.
So I actually think she'll probably be quite devastating if they don't work out.
Yeah, I think so too.
Um, there is there are there are a suspicion online that she does not follow him anymore.
Yeah.
And she's done shady posted like, you know, single and yeah, or that had hinted at things like that.
These people they cannot keep their mouth shut.
This is why I honestly.
By the way, I'm so glad you brought this up.
I'm going to Caitlin.
I meant to talk to you about this.
When ever you do get on big brother or the traders.
Yeah.
Uh, you.
Caitlin's going to go in and change all the passwords to all social media.
And you can't have access to them while you're filming and until it airs.
Because you are not good at secrets.
And people say you'll start vague posting on our Instagram about whether you won traders or not.
I'll just.
And you'll lose your prize money.
Come up with a couple of clues.
No.
Caitlin's taking over.
You don't you have no access.
It's probably a good probably a good move.
I agree with you there.
So also the sex are coming, y'all.
The sex are coming.
Who does working on it?
I'm archiving them as we speak.
I'm going into my archives.
Into my filing cabinets.
People are thinking it's a musical episode now.
It's going to happen.
So sorry, go ahead.
Later on, the father and the uncle go talk with Rick.
He's like, why is there a knife?
And again, they're just trying to open a bottle of wine.
They're like, you know, uh, Ron, I believe it.
How's your something like that?
How's your vacation, Ben?
He's like, well, it's been great.
I love your daughter more with each day.
And the thought it's like, that's great.
That's all great.
But that's wonderful.
You're going to leave soon.
And we need to know about the baby.
We need to know about the baby.
I need to know what you think about kids.
Because these uncles at Uncle Tuvo or whatever, he's like, yes.
Yes.
Yeah, uncles like, look, we need to hear your answer.
He's like, uh, you know, I want to respect your dad's demands,
but I'm not prepared to do so yet.
And you see Trisha's face fall.
And he's like, I love your daughter very much.
We're talking about kids.
And we're sorry.
We love your daughter very much.
And the father goes, look, we're talking about kids now.
And the uncle goes, we need your decision today.
If it's not yes, give us back our daughter.
Give us back our daughter.
Not without my daughter.
Not without my daughter.
Mm-hmm.
Sally Field.
Oh, that's Sally Field in that movie?
Yes.
Not without my daughter.
I've never seen it.
Uh, this is going to be a shit show.
Uh, it's, I, I, she should know,
because you have him at the end going, you know, maybe you see him next week saying,
maybe I can convince Trisha to get her parents to give us more time.
I'm like, uh, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Gross.
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Actually, you know what, before we do that, let's do a vegan stick.
All right.
Then we can end on, um, in at least there's not a lot that happens.
But y'all, it's time to take.
How is she not pregnant?
What?
Sorry.
How is she not King Neap?
I think she's still, I think it's maybe even too early.
I think she's going to end up still getting.
When we see them at the tell all, I think she's going to be knocked up.
All of the in the moments, she is with child.
Yeah.
I, I think she'll be pregnant by the tell.
Because she's fucking crazy about a baby.
And she, I alluded earlier, and it's crazy nutso to me that she feels like by getting pregnant
is going to lock down her relationship and keep this guy from fucking being a pop star.
It's fucking insane.
I did say a pregnancy scare is a way to do it.
But, uh, you can only keep up a pregnancy scare for so long.
That's true.
Till the lawyers find something else to do.
Or your pillow pops, pops out during Thanksgiving dinner.
The worst.
They need to make a pregnancy belly that is better.
I agree.
Sometimes it just gets too hot.
You're at the Abbey and it just slips off.
All right.
So good long con.
Until I was at the Abbey in July.
Yeah, but you were also drinking like three apple martini.
So I think people knew.
So what?
I do.
I decide what's good for my baby.
Okay.
Sure.
My provides decide what's good for my pretend baby.
Sure.
Okay.
I'm working on this con.
A really long time.
I need a drink.
Yeah.
And I was given an apple.
There's some, there's some nourishment.
Nourishment sure.
Maybe like sweet liquor.
God.
The apple martinis I would have at the Abbey.
It's disgusting.
They're absolutely disgusting.
I haven't had one.
And probably that was one year.
That was a 20 year old drink.
That was a 20 year old drink at least.
Did you use to drink them?
Fairly.
I always drink the hard stuff.
Yeah.
We know.
I was.
Yeah.
It's what they call me in college.
The hard stuff.
The hard stuff.
Oh.
So I guess we're going to follow up with what you said,
because I definitely want to talk about that.
But this idea of y'all, she's, they're having a,
they're going to take the pregnancy test.
And my favorite thing is, first of all,
she can't get her fucking hair out of her face.
She cannot.
She cannot.
It is still,
if you're not going to wash your hair,
just some dry shampoo.
I don't understand why this is so hard.
Mm-hmm.
Come on.
Yeah.
I don't think she's washed her hair since she's been in Belize.
Living back.
It's brief makes a great one.
I love it.
You could buy some of the Walgreens.
You can.
And it just looks so crazy.
Every time that she pushes it back,
and I'm just like,
and then she says,
he's like,
he's like,
you're not thinking about drinking, are you?
She's like, no.
She's like, but what about you?
And he's like, no,
I have to celebrate later.
And he says,
he wants his son because he hopes
that he would sing someday.
Yo, he doesn't want a daughter
because he says later on,
yeah, my sins of my past will come back to get me.
And I don't want to have to kill somebody.
Yeah.
And then she's like,
even though we had unprotected sex,
we only had unprotected for like four or five days,
I still think I might be pregnant.
And she's been saying she's wanted this the whole time.
That's why we thought she said it.
Here's the, when she says,
she says the,
her reasoning for this
because they, y'all, they aren't pregnant.
And because he doesn't,
he says, I don't think we're ready,
but I'll be by her side if so.
And she says,
she's disappointed
because she wanted to have this baby
and start our family
because it would be a perfect end
to our trip,
like the P.S. to resistance.
Do you imagine every time I took a trip
and I tried to get pregnant?
Well, I kind of do.
But nothing's come to term.
No.
Nothing's even attached.
But she says a baby would make thing happen,
baby would make things happen quicker.
I would have more motivation
to get things going,
motivation or leverage.
Exactly.
And then she says, without a baby,
it's hard to know how serious he is about our future.
So you're straight up trapping him.
Yeah.
You're straight up, yeah.
Just admit it.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
It's crazy.
Okay.
And spring would never.
Because she says,
I'm ready that he'll go right back to his partying ways
and it's giving me anxiety.
Please tell me,
if in the lear of our Lord,
2026 that people still think this way,
maybe they do.
I do think some people,
I do.
And we've seen it on these reality shows.
How many times have we seen someone thinking a baby
will make things easier?
But the other thing is,
once you're pregnant and you have a baby,
you've got a baby to deal with.
Yeah.
It's a whole, you're a mom now.
You think this guy wants,
you think this guy,
so yes, he will, he will.
Are you then moving to Belize?
Is that what you would do?
I don't know.
Like, that's what I'm saying.
He's not coming to America.
I'm going to say that now.
He is a star in Belize.
I don't think, yeah,
I don't think he's not coming to the US.
He's a star.
He's going to keep it that way.
She would have to go to Belize.
She would have to move.
And spring's not going to be happy about that.
No.
I just think this is nuts.
I don't know if she,
I think she's still in the groupy fantasy of it all.
Yeah.
And I just, wow.
I want her to want more.
Agreed.
Agreed.
I want her to want more for herself.
I agree.
And I wanted to wash your hair.
Well, all those things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Washer hair would be easier.
That we could probably fix quicker.
But yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
So anyway,
it blew my mind.
Without a baby,
it's hard to know how serious he is.
And then you mean what if he loves you?
Yeah.
Is that enough?
Is that not enough?
It's the next day.
And he's like,
why are you acting like something like you're dying or something?
And she's like,
it's just hitting me that I'm going home
and I don't know what to expect.
And I worry.
It's the end of the time.
And I wasn't pregnant.
It's the end of the time.
And I wasn't pregnant.
It's the end of the time.
And I wasn't pregnant.
But it's their last day together.
And Stig is taking her to some ruins.
They're going to Chinatown.
I did not go to these.
There was too far to the west.
But this was one of the things that was suggested for me.
But I went to Lamanai,
which is a different ruins spot.
He keeps saying,
we're going to the Mayan ruins.
Like it's the only one.
There are several other sites.
And he's like,
this is very spiritual for me.
Well, sure.
I just like,
he's like,
yeah, this used to be mountains.
But he's like,
can you imagine where I would have been?
I would have been on like a stage performing.
I don't know if you would have.
Or given up as a sacrifice as a child sacrifice
because they didn't have crops for three years.
Exactly.
And he said,
she said,
and I would be that groupie in the front row.
And I'm thinking,
I want you to want more.
I want you to want more.
Look, I'm going to say this now.
You can't expect a lot from someone
who gets engaged in a bucket hat.
You can't.
That denim bucket hat.
He did her wrong.
He wages me.
He did her wrong.
He should have told someone in production
should have told her to fix her hair.
They did her awful.
It makes me so angry.
You need to wear a bucket hat for the sun.
That's the denim hat.
You don't want you.
Yes.
You don't want to wear a Canadian bucket hat on top of your
fucking head.
I want you to rip it into a thousand pieces.
It makes me so angry.
I wasn't mad at her.
I was mad for her because she didn't know.
She didn't know.
Everyone else did though.
Everybody else did.
So he's like,
well, I hope you know,
I do want kids with you.
And,
and I can see the future.
And of course, y'all, he gets down on one knee
and whims her.
He does ask her to marry him.
Yes.
And she, of course, says yes.
She's like,
I'm engaged to stick the artist.
How cool is that?
And I went,
oh,
it's that.
Is it?
Yeah.
That's as simple as it is.
Even though you never knew who he was
before you came to Belize,
because he said he was a,
a,
a,
a,
a,
a,
I'm sorry.
I'm recording you.
Yes.
Of some type.
And people are fans of his,
you're into it.
Your,
your tale is all this time.
You're a fucking groupie.
You're just a groupie.
Okay.
That's true.
She is.
Wow.
Anyway.
I think they'll be happy for a few years.
Seriously?
For a few years.
Yeah.
He's going to find something else.
I know,
but they're going to end up having a baby.
Telling you.
So they're going to call Ann Spring
and she's like,
he's like,
I'm going to marry your niece.
Sure it'll go really well.
Sure it will go great.
He does end up saying,
look, baby,
there's always going to be people spreading rumors around.
Forget about all that.
Forget about all of it.
Forget about all those pictures
that you see of me
and kissing other girls
and touching other girls' bellies
with my hand.
Fine.
It's going to be fine.
It's going to be fine.
Just ignore it
because I love you.
Here.
Here on this.
What's the name of this town's ruined again?
I don't know.
There's 11 of them.
Whatever.
I promise you're the girl for me.
Mm-hmm.
Let's talk about Elise and Joshua.
Who are you giving us the most?
I'm going to say,
giving us the most in this late term.
God bless her.
God bless her.
She is on this.
This is after their big fight.
Well, we're like,
which one?
It's the next day.
She's sitting on the couch.
By the way,
she's been here like three days.
Yeah.
This is what Elise does.
She'll make it feel like it's three weeks.
The chaos.
It's like I'm watching Amber and Vince
on love after lockups.
Yes.
Everybody else has been doing this for like two months.
It was nine days.
And it was nine days.
Yeah.
And she keeps saying,
uh,
she's like,
Joshua came back,
was barely speaking to me.
And my parents think I'm judging him too harshly,
but I'm just trying to protect myself
and my heart wants one thing
and my mind's telling me another.
And it's scary.
But I am the queen of self-sabotaging.
He comes in,
just spraying spray deodorant
and his pits.
He did.
I was just like,
okay,
we're going to do that on camera.
I don't love spray deodorant.
I don't either.
It burns.
It burns.
It burns.
But I never get it right on the arm.
I miss.
And then you get on your clothes.
Yeah.
I've never used it.
I remember one time that in gym class,
we had,
uh,
like we were like in seventh or eighth grade,
our gym teacher said,
just don't you all need to be using this.
I'm just going to put this can right here.
Like he put that there
because he was smelling us.
And he's like,
yeah, I just bought this
because y'all like smell.
So you need some of y'all need to be using this.
Did they?
Some of us used it.
I didn't think I smelled.
But then you were scared of smelling.
Yeah.
And so I probably,
I probably squirted it on.
Yeah.
But it kind of was too cold.
I didn't like the way it felt.
It is cold.
Yeah.
You got to get used to it.
I remember my brother,
my brother,
was doing soccer.
And my mother said,
brother, poodle,
I brought you some deodorant
because you stink.
So my mother bought my mother,
my brother some like
secret or right guard
or something like that.
And she's like,
brother,
brother,
you smell like a goat.
Go put on some deodorant.
I remember asking my parents
for deodorant young.
No, my mother bought it for my brother.
Yeah.
Why?
Because she had a young.
No, but like,
I remember like,
as soon as I saw like a hair on my armpit,
I was like,
I need deodorant.
I don't want to smell.
Wow.
Which is about the time when you do it,
13 or 12.
I think when it's when I went through puberty.
Yeah, I was 12.
Yes.
I feel like,
yeah,
I get,
I feel like a preemptive.
Did a lot of people do it preemptively?
I did.
I didn't want to smell.
A lot of fear.
A lot of fear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So,
he's like,
I'm still feeling hurt,
but I'm falling for her
and I don't want to keep,
don't want to keep explaining myself.
Because it feels like she's attacking my integrity.
I agree with him there.
I agree.
I agree.
Josh,
I agree with Joshua on most of this.
It does feel like the whole idea,
when she keeps saying she's supporting you financially,
that's not true.
No.
She's made that up in her head.
She has.
Because what she has done is let him stay at her place
without rent.
What about all his other bills?
You're telling,
you're acting like this woman pays for his cell phone,
pays for all the other things for his clothes.
You're treating him like he's a jiglo for this woman.
Jiglo.
And he's not.
And I don't blame him for saying,
for feeling this way.
Yeah, I don't either.
And he says,
I don't want you to think that I would use you
like your past relationships.
Because I feel like shit,
when you say I'm dependent on other people,
and that I might,
and then she goes to the step further,
that I might be dependent on you.
Yeah.
Also, where's that, where's her money?
I feel like the missing piece here is saying
that her parents support her.
Yeah.
And that's why she's,
she's a work.
This woman isn't work.
I, I,
I would believe this more if she was a high powered corporate
lawyer.
Now, imagine Elise says a corporate lawyer.
You know what,
my friend just last night was talking about his attorney,
and that his entertainment attorney,
and he said she used,
she was misnourway.
And literally she looks like fucking Elise,
and she's a badass attorney.
Well, there you go.
Represents NBA players.
I don't think Elise is a high-powered attorney.
Just, no.
No.
No, she could, she,
not, she,
you're all right.
I gotta go poop.
Yeah, it's not the intelligence thing.
She's smart.
But it's the,
yeah,
just severe self-doubting our decision making.
You've got to be pretty,
make a decision pretty quickly when you're an attorney.
Can I ask the court something?
She just bursts out.
Yeah.
That's basically what would happen.
So he's like,
look,
Nat gave me a place to live,
and she keeps saying,
that's weird.
That's weird.
It's not.
I think what we,
we have to get,
we have to get through
is the idea that she doesn't believe that
straight men can be friends at all
with straight women without any strings.
Yeah.
And I don't think these two people are that.
I don't think,
first of all,
I think he dates probably younger
than this woman who seems like his contemporary.
Yes.
And do I think that he probably gets
a little bit of joy out of helping her friends
and probably,
and feeling like she's,
you know,
generous and things like that.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Probably.
But it's kind of crazy in 2026 to believe this.
Well, especially,
I believe what Nat said earlier.
I think it is more common in Australian culture
for men and women to be friends.
Yeah.
I don't mean that's an excuse.
I mean it to that.
It's just,
I agree with you.
I don't.
The reason why.
And I'm friends with men with gay men
who I don't have sex with.
But you've had sex with them before.
I'm literally the only one.
That's not completely true.
Yeah.
Sure.
Dan.
Sure.
That's the gay men I haven't had sex with?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Yeah.
It's in your design.
Just waiting to pull that trigger.
They can pull mine.
Okay.
Ain't no safety on.
Where was it?
No.
No.
No clutch either.
Just.
No.
Where are we before you waylaid me?
Oh.
She's keeps saying it's weird.
It's weird.
And she's like,
then she says,
and this was wild to me.
She says,
have you given me a reason for me to trust you?
And I went,
I don't think that's a thing that has to happen when two people meet.
Well, it has to happen for her because,
and this is Josh,
but she is punishing him for all the other guys that fucked her over.
So,
but I agree with you as well.
Like,
there is a way you shouldn't just give trust to people fully.
But in her defense,
if you give a,
I'm touching about this.
She was someone,
and they lied to me even about a little thing.
Yeah.
I get you completely dissolved my trust in that.
I guess,
I think it's a wild thing to say.
And I think that's where she's coming from.
That have you,
what I would be worried is she went into every relationship like this.
She does.
Yeah.
And so,
but every time she goes into relationships,
she treats a man as a complete liar
and an untrustworthy person.
But this guy did lie.
I'd be interesting to see how she acted in a relationship
where a guy did not lie.
But, you know,
the guy she dated before this y'all
or halfway was fucking Rob.
So, it's not a good street.
Right.
And he says,
do you trust me?
And she says, no, I don't.
I want to.
And he says,
and I think this is good.
Let me earn it by showing you that I can do for myself.
I thought it was great.
And let me prove it to you
that otherwise,
this isn't going to work.
This, I think,
was a good thing to say.
I thought so too.
I thought so too.
I'm saying, this is not going to work
if you do not at least give me a chance.
And she goes, you know,
I do broken, broken prod.
And that's a character defect.
She said, but she's like,
I do want to have kids.
I do want to get married.
And then he says,
what makes her swoon?
Well, I just didn't expect to fall so quickly.
Oh,
I'll do it.
And so she says,
he says, you know,
I think his relationship has to be a built on respect
and not some toxic breakdown mentality.
And that's what hers are based on.
Yeah, I can't.
Sadly.
I can't.
And then they start making out.
So everything's fine.
I just don't think Elise has meant
for a long distance relationship.
No, absolutely not.
No.
So Chris is shaving.
God, he is hot.
I would put his balls in my mouth.
Just move around.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Mm-hmm.
Oh,
I don't know what that is.
So Chris is shaving.
She's like, I have to poop.
You need to leave.
I've gone in seven days.
It's like, you can come around here.
And then,
and then of course y'all,
she said,
oh,
I love that they kept her microphone on so you can hear it.
You can hear it.
You just hear shitty.
And she's like, I like Chris.
He's a great roommate.
He's like a brother who's hot.
No filter at all.
No filter at all.
Josh is going to take her out on one of these boats
that his work owns.
And Chris even says, I like her, but she is looking for problems.
She is.
She is.
That I would agree with.
Yeah.
And she says, I've seen them go up and down really fast.
Like a perfect little toxic relationship.
In the short term, it's going to be fine.
Long term.
I don't know.
Ain't happening.
Yeah.
So she shows up at his office wearing really neat clothes.
At the Harvard.
That's usual.
Kind of just brave.
You're wearing a bikini with like a fishnet thing.
It's like a bikini.
Yeah.
I wish I had that confidence with my body.
But oh, she just, she just shows it.
I can't.
I'm high in Provincetown.
Ain't happening.
Ain't.
What are you wearing in Provincetown?
Well, we're like a little speedo to swim in and stuff.
Well, speedo, but like if you're in town, where do you wearing?
Oh, well, no, even maybe she'll cover up.
I'll wear, I'll wear like a long shirt, maybe in just my swim trunks.
Yeah.
Got it.
I miss Provincetown.
I'm sad.
I won't go this summer.
But oh, well.
Anyway.
So they're going out on this.
She's waiting for him in the office.
And then he pulls up.
And she's like, you're a hot, driving a bull.
Yeah.
She says that.
And God, I love her.
It's like, you know, I sat at your desk today.
And I don't know.
I think she wants him to be like, she is like, like everything she says is a test.
And he's like, oh, that's cool.
So, but later on, she's like, so there's champagne.
And she's like, did you ask your boss if you could do this?
And he gave you a mission.
So there's a lot of checking up on what he did.
She's like, I'm just confused about you having to pay back $20,000.
And she thinks it was very irresponsible.
And she's like, look, I'm not here to make you feel worse.
But this both thing is confusing.
What happened?
I think it is good to know about this.
No, I think it is.
Again, he did lie to her.
Yeah.
She has had a guy that's taken advantage of her financially as well.
Right.
I don't blame her.
She's really gotten fucked over.
It's coming out.
But the instinct, I don't blame her, but that, yeah.
So she says, well, he's like, well, not in a few of friends.
The friends who were going to come to me when they wanted to buy a boat.
I took them all out of our company boats.
And it was too shallow.
And I clipped a rock and hit some bricks.
And it could have been way worse.
It was fixed right away.
And she's like, you told me it was $20,000.
She's like, well, I didn't really know what it was at first.
And it was a lot of what you tell her then.
See, that does lead to like, because I don't know if this was, that was the first text.
And I don't think he brought it up again.
I guess that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So because he doesn't want to talk about things that make him feel inadequate.
No, he doesn't.
And she was afraid to bring it up again.
And, and that's when the funniest thing is she doesn't even, he says it squared away.
I sold a boat and the commission went to that.
She's like, okay, I got it.
So like, you paid for that.
And then, so she sets that aside.
Yes.
And then it's like, the only putting a thing a damper on this is that Natalie was there.
And he's like, here you go.
This is where I'm going to go.
Okay.
This is just jealousy.
Yeah.
It's just jealousy.
There's not, he did lie, but right now he's explaining himself pretty well.
It's making sense quickly.
Then she says, I didn't realize she was in the boat with you.
The emotional connection you have.
So what?
He can have an emotional connection with another woman who's his friend.
Yeah.
And then she's like, the financial hold she has.
That's right.
Those are your words.
That she'll say that again.
Stay in your place.
Stay in your place.
She mentioned something about helping with money, but she does help him with money.
But he pays her back.
Yeah.
So he hasn't told her that.
So at least from what we've seen.
So again, he's this thing of omission that he thinks he's actually that's what's kind of making her spiral more.
So then he says, fine, let's hang out.
Just three of us.
I hope I can put you at ease.
And then he's like, go good.
And he says, of course she was on the boat.
What if she paid for the damages?
So y'all her head is just spinning at this point.
Yeah.
Uh, let's just talk about meeting Natalie out at the bar.
And at one point, he's like, I feel salty.
I need to go shower.
He's like, got to make sure you shower for now.
I got to say it's great.
These little digs like this.
It's true.
It's really make me lose my mind.
I couldn't do it.
I'd be out.
I'd be out.
I would too.
I.
But again, that sex with hers phenomenal.
Yeah.
And so, and then she says, they text all the way to the day and night.
It's shady and weird.
I wonder if something like this has ever happened to her before.
I wonder if something has ever happened that wasn't someone cheating on her.
No, I think.
Wait, I'm confused by your question.
Something has happened to her where she's been dating a guy and he has a friend who's
a girl and she can't tolerate it.
Of course, that's happened to her.
Yeah.
But because he was always cheating the whole time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Guys do that all the time.
Wow.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I was going to say, I don't know if you're an impartial.
But no, but to ask a lot of women, that's what happens.
They do that because they want to tell you a little truth and get you a little closer
thing you would never suspect their friend because their friend is so nice.
I skinned.
I think this might become from a personal space.
I don't know.
Next thing you know, you're spying on them fucking on a beach.
I've heard exactly.
And, and then she's, so he's like, do me a favor and don't kick off when you see her.
So Natalie is like, what did you do today?
I bought a dress and without, without trying to say anything like it's nice about it.
She goes, I feel like everybody in Australia wears black.
And Josh was like, I actually love black.
You know.
And Elise, like, look, I feel uncomfortable about this connection.
He's always on his phone talking to you.
And that says, so what's the problem?
You guys are emotionally tied.
She didn't talk about that there was like a million and one text that came in from Natalie
that night.
Not overnight.
But because it's Elise, is it actually a million texts or was it a million?
Because it's Elise, is it actually a million texts or was it like three?
Right.
I know.
I would keep saying so.
And I would say this, if I was Joshua, I would say, you, this is, this is, you either trust me or you don't.
When I'm telling you, we're nothing.
Yeah.
You trust me or you don't.
And if you don't trust me, I don't, whatever I say to you about our relationship, you will not believe.
It's like someone you can't be a little pregnant.
You can't trust me a little.
No, you can't.
And that's where, and it would be, she, the thing is, even if she, even if there's something telling her that
there's something about this guy that she doesn't, which I fully believe that's what's happening, they will never get anywhere.
If she doesn't say, you know, I'm going to trust him about this woman.
Yeah.
I've never get anywhere.
No, that's, yeah, that's what it is.
She'll never get anywhere with the, with any other man who has one female friend.
And poor Joshua is going to keep chugging that one because he downed half a glass.
Anyway, through it back.
You're the only way you can get through because she's never going to let up.
She's like a bulldog.
Just clenched.
And so Nat says, they're talking about money and, and she says, has it worked?
She's like, he doesn't pay rent.
She's like, well, I've loaned him money and he's paid me back before.
And Natalie says, when people talk about money, it's really icky to me.
And, and at least like, I think it's weird for a guy.
I'm genuinely be supported by another woman.
That is going too far.
That's not what's happening.
And that's like, I'm about to lose my mind.
And then she says, why the fuck am I here?
Is this sexual between us?
Because you have an emotional relationship with a woman and she's helping you financially.
So now she's suggesting, wow, that this is beyond the pale.
So now she's suggesting that because Joshua does not have sex with Natalie, with her,
and has a woman's, his fulfills his emotional needs and his financial needs,
the only reason he's with the leases for sex.
Which is for her, for her, demeaning her own self.
Mm-hmm.
It's, this was so wild to me.
It was wild.
That she came, that she went there.
And also, you have no problem with being used just for sex.
You don't see the problem with that.
I don't see a problem with that.
Yeah.
Natalie finally says, if you say it one more time that I'm helping you, I'm going to lose my shit.
And then finally, she's like, what's your game plan?
When I leave, you're going to go back to her.
And he's like, yeah, in this short term, I don't want my man living with another girl.
That's fucking weird.
Which sounds like something you would say in high school.
Or in your high school.
Or in your high school.
Or in your high school.
Or in your high school.
Or in your high school.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, look.
You're going to ask every person in the bar and that they say, that would be embarrassing.
Well, I'm going to do it.
Hey, am I crazy?
Am I crazy?
They shouldn't be living together.
And here's the thing.
You told her, this guy's this woman supports my, my, my boyfriend financially.
You think that's fine.
And the girl's like, I don't know.
That's kind of weird blah, blah, blah.
And Natalie's like, this girl's a psycho.
She's like this.
She's like this.
She's like, this is fuck.
Big fucking red flag.
And I go here.
That's her, I guess, in her neighborhood.
Yeah.
So Joshua goes up to see if she's okay.
And of course, she's like, of course.
Of course, you're, you're keeping up on her.
Yeah.
You're running to net.
You're so fucking cute together.
It's my purse.
And Josh says, I'm confused.
I feel like I was, I felt like I was falling in love with her, but I'm kind of done.
First of all, you're not done because we've got at least three more episodes.
You got three more episodes and also you're going to have sex again.
And it's going to blow your mind.
It's going to bring you back.
Yep.
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