90 Day Fiancé: The Single Life 0504 “The Act of Breaking Girl Code ”

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A good show, poodle.

But I'm starving.

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Oh crap.

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Don't you dare.

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But then the UPS man delivered them to the building

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Your story has become tiresome.

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I thought you said you weren't buying Oreos anymore.

I didn't.

I mean, they're the new protein Oreos with fiber.

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Today on this episode of Reality Gaze,

Nicole is back.

New face, who does?

Is Kimberly's love life in limbo?

And we see what happens when a speeding Gino meets

an unmovable object with two Ls.

Roll it, Christina.

Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking.

Are you ready to find love at the boy, maybe?

Love.

Exciting and new.

New.

Go online.

Hmm.

They're cat fishing.

Shocker.

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Soon you'll be flying to parts unknown.

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Married someone you've only met on your phone.

Be they friendship Chinese of brand new K1 visas.

The key.

The key to what, Poodle?

To love.

It's reality.

Yeah, let's love.

So I'm talking to Natalie's friend Melanie.

And, you know, I think she thinks that now I'm Gino the player.

You will never be a player.

No, Gino.

You don't ever need to worry about that.

No, ever.

Ever.

That's like saying, Poodle's a nice Christian girl.

Oh, I was going to say it.

No, it's ever going to say that.

Hey.

The personal history,ality gay.

Or you have a, or Maddie has a healthy dating life.

Fair.

Fair.

Y'all, this is reality gay.

This is where it will never be uttered.

Never.

I'm Maddie.

And I'm Poodle.

And we are two ridiculous homosexuals who love nothing more than tearing reality television

or new one.

And we're talking about this wonderful season of 90 Davis Single Live, season five episode

four, the act of breaking girl code.

And what we're reminded of this episode is, oh, Sophie's still crazy.

I, I have, I wish that this is so interesting because I feel like Liz didn't say anything.

No, I didn't think Liz broke anything.

It's so ridiculous that now it feels like we're going to fire, fire bomb Liz for this

weird situation.

Sophie's created it with Pedro, which from some sources that are in the know that would

know that we have, it is confirmed, y'all, this was, it's completely not fake, which

I'm shocked about.

Not fake.

They were actually dating and in a really, and like they were actually seriously wanting

to date one another, which kind of makes you go, God, how stupid are both of you?

Like you kind of almost, I think he was wanting to date her.

I don't think she, I don't think she knows what she's wanting to do.

She, the only thing she desired, the only thing she needs to date right now is that stuffed

animal that she can flip inside and out for when she's happy.

Oh, right.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's how she shows where her emotions are.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because she's kind of a, like you talked about in Galeedow, she's attached to it like punch

the monkey.

Yes.

Oh, punch.

Oh, my, my feed is 100% punch the monkey.

Punch the macaque.

If you don't know what that is, what will happen the next day?

Yeah, let's watch, listen to the Galeedow's and that will fill you in on that.

Any, real quick, some announcements, love is blind.

We did get the wedding episode.

It's actually, you know, I've already watched it.

I have not.

So we did get those.

Okay.

I know what happened.

I know what happened for the first time before you and I love it.

I'm not what I'm going to be so bad.

I'm probably not going to watch it for like three days until we do it.

So I won't know.

I'm going to have all these days of not knowing anything.

Are you trying to make me happier?

I'm fine with it.

I'm fine with it.

But yeah, it's, that was our, are they good episodes at least for listeners?

Does this season keep delivering?

Yeah.

Well, we, we 10 and 11 are out.

10 or 11 already out as well, but the does the wedding, wedding episode deliver.

Number 12.

Yeah.

Totally.

Totally.

Great.

It, you, you, you learn everything.

Okay.

I'm trying to be so careful.

You can't Netflix is listening watching.

Oh, yes, it is a television show.

You say one thing and they just press a button in your credit score goes to 20 and all

of the couples are covered and things happen and words are said.

Great.

Great.

Yeah.

Well, good.

It's been a great season.

So we will have that out.

It's the reunion that we won't usually get.

I will say this definitely and y'all know me.

I'm not going to bullshit you.

Most solid season and at least I would say three, four seasons.

Okay.

Definitely one of the more solid seasons.

Okay.

Great.

We, we went on a roller coaster ride.

We did.

I think, I think episode 12 is pretty satisfying to be fair.

I'm excited.

I'm excited for the mall to get married, have weddings, weddings in Ohio, but Vic and Christina

will be back in Malibu that I'm sure that's going to be.

No, they, they, I'm saying this now, um, uh, they, you know, I'm just saying, Vic and

Christine were not chosen to follow initially.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We've said that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're not be disingenuous about it and say we miss them too much or I, I, it's, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So love is behind.

It's coming out.

And after that, on March 12th, Secret Lives of Mormon wives drops, we are recording episodes

before.

So we'll be able to have that out 24 hours to hopefully, we'll say, I'm going to, I'm

going to push it to 72 because the, the, the, the, the, the, but love is blind.

You just got announced for March.

Ah, let it, because of course, because, of course the middle of everything.

Right.

So yeah.

Just being I'll be it's gonna be all green

Yeah.

I've changed my desk on my birthday.

I guess I'm just going to just be actually, I don't care.

What?

When you love what you do, can, can you just do something on the weekend?

If you'll let me, I don't know.

I, well, maybe.

I've, I've put everything there.

I've tried to do, I don't know.

I tried to keep some things open.

Oh, well, I guess I don't know.

It's all there already.

We could have been the one date that's actually good.

You and I know both, that's probably better that I work.

Also, who wants to go on a date for their birthday?

I don't. I don't.

Yeah, I don't.

Who was it?

Who was it that they went out to on a date?

I think it was a sign-fold episode where she,

he went out on a date and she's like, yeah,

it's my birthday and he went, who does that?

No, not a new date.

I don't want to do that on my birthday.

No.

Not at all.

So, all right, a lot of stuff.

I think any other announcements.

So follow me or come at me on Cameo if you want that.

Not Poodle.

And I ain't doing it.

Follow us on YouTube.

That's for YouTube's day for B90 shows.

Part one and two that are on YouTube.

And again, Secret Lives of Mormon Lives

all will be on our YouTube channel for you to watch.

And we have all of them.

Thank God, I actually can't wait to start it.

It'll be very good.

Very good.

All right, let's jump in.

Um, okay.

Shall we talk about the player?

Geno, the player.

I'm a, they think of me as a player.

Geno, we know.

By no stretch of the word.

And I really, I really do feel like

they're not even giving him every,

every in the moment is an attempt

at the audience to laugh at him.

Yes.

It's even worse than a pred edit.

Yeah.

And that's saying something.

Yeah.

So he's like, what do you think of my toes to Natalie?

And he's like, so would you?

He's like, nope, nope, nope.

You don't want to suck my toes in reference

to what Jasmine loved to do.

And it's to be, the interesting thing is

that Geno always said that he wasn't into it.

And so it's a weird thing in storytelling

for him to say, would you do this?

I think it's just disgusting for the camera.

Sorry, poodle.

I can't do the pod today.

I can't.

You'll have to do it alone.

Calm down.

Today's my birthday and I have absolutely nothing to wear.

Nothing, my closet is full

and I have nothing, nothing.

Okay, stop singing.

Your closet is full of things.

You bought impulsively wore once

and then emotionally abandoned.

Those are not clothes.

Those are receipts.

Accuracy is not helpful right now.

I'm at a loss, poodle, which means I'm asking you for advice.

Help me, poodle one, Kenobi.

You're my only hoe.

You mean hope.

I was right the first time.

That's fair.

What is your birthday and this is the one day

that I have to be somewhat nice to you?

Last year you peed on my front door.

It was more of a christening.

That's a nice thing.

But girl, have we learned nothing?

You need to get your new birthday wardrobe from Quince.

Oh, yeah, Quince.

Good idea, but remember, I can't spend

my entire rent on clothes.

That's the beauty of Quince.

It's affordable and looks at the same time.

Lightweight cashmere sweaters.

Short-sleeved Mongolian cashmere polos.

Which, by the way, are going to make you look chic

without even trying.

Well, did I just say that about you?

I am nice.

I do love looking chic.

Linen bottoms and shorts tease in 100% Pima cotton

or European Jersey linen.

These are versatile pieces that actually mix and match

and hold up, season to season,

occasion to occasion, birthday to birthday.

And it's Quince, so it's top quality.

Of course, the Pima cotton tea is a forever staple

in your closet, so it stays soft and doesn't peel.

And the European Jersey linen is breathable and lightweight

and everything is made to last.

You are so right.

And because Quince works directly with top factories

and cuts out all the middlemen,

you're not paying for brand markup or a fancy retail space.

Just the quality itself.

A total, this is genius.

Most things I recommend are.

And something else I would highly recommend

is Quince's organic stretch corduroy utility shirt.

It's soft and luxurious, but still has that lived in quality

that makes me seem approachable, even when I'm not.

Ooh, and I'm looking on the site now

and they have Kashmir polos.

I love my 100% Mongolian Kashmir sweater from Quince,

but I bet the polos have the same cozy feel,

but with the cute short sleeves, it shows off my arms.

Oh, your arms?

Yikes.

I mean, you do have very proportionate elbows.

Oh my God, look at me being so nice right now.

Who am I?

Well, if you keep saying it, then you know,

and just like me,

Quince is nice too.

They only partner with factories that meet

rigorous standards for craftsmanship and ethical production.

It's not fast fashion.

It's clothing that means something.

Okay, I'm convinced I'm going to have

the best birthday outfit.

Obviously, you have me guiding you.

Now, stop over complicating your wardrobe.

You don't need a closet full of options.

You need a few pieces that actually work.

Birthday Maddie is going to look incredible.

Hmm, acceptable.

Let's go with the birthday Maddie will look acceptable.

And with that, I'm done.

My nice Sarah is completed.

You're not getting that for another year.

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Anyway, so he in the middle of the night

snuck into her bed and called it a romantic gesture.

No, that's not what that is.

Not romantic to me.

That is boundary pushing and needs consent.

Yeah.

Yeah, I just, but it's like,

whether she thought it was cute or not,

big y'all, even if it's done like in a chest,

that pay attention to that shit.

That's someone telling you who they are.

Oh, they're never going to uphold a boundary.

Oh, God.

Never.

Why when you're having a bed,

you're already there by yourself,

and there's no one there,

and you've got the whole bed to yourself,

why would you want to go sell you with another person?

Yeah.

And have another person's heat.

I love having my bed to myself.

Hey, again, I'm on the Shirley Ralph train.

They have their house.

I have my house.

I think that's,

you have to be in a certain economic position.

So I think that's,

well, then I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it if I can't do that.

What I'm saying is,

that's open to very few.

Well, I'm just saying,

well, no, he could have his place.

I could have mine.

We don't have to share.

He already should have an apartment or something.

I don't, but that's, they're married.

I think it's, it's, I think it's a very,

yeah, I think it's a very different thing

if you're married,

usually you would be living together.

No, I don't believe in the institution of marriage.

It just falls apart.

My father.

Wow.

I believe in it.

I believe that it's seven times.

You did, you did believe in it.

Almost eight.

Almost eight.

You're not done yet.

And I still do believe in it.

You love every one of them.

Yeah.

Until I don't.

Until you don't.

No, it's like, if you don't mind,

my skin's a little dry.

I went, no, I don't like this going.

I don't want to do this.

I don't want to be here.

Could you, could you rub some dry skin lotion on my back?

I think I've got a patch of eczema on my left side.

It's like, sure.

This is so gross.

And I can say, there's something,

it makes me think,

now was the hat thing just a big joke.

I don't think it was,

but now he took his shirt and his hat off.

Yeah.

I don't think he has anything to lose anymore.

Maybe.

Well, he does.

He needs to lose that little mark in on the back of his head.

That little mark in that.

That's what he can lose.

Just shave it off.

So he said, waking up to him was a little awkward.

And, but he's still going to earn back my trust.

This woman is just here for the clout

and the, the airtime.

I'm just imagine how she can stomach filming with him.

And she says, you know, he's just got the kind of swag

that I can't resist.

And I will say, in fairness,

Gino does have something in person that you do not,

that does not read on camera.

He's very charming and he is more attractive in person.

And I'm going to say this.

I think it's more of an act.

He plays, I think all this is him,

but I think he plays up the more awkward stuff.

Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah.

And I think so, I agree.

It's all still there though.

It's just a little, it's just turned up.

And so she has a potluck.

And I was thinking, it's strange to bring something

to, these are your friends and you're bringing someone else

to a really big Natalie's just decided to punk him.

And she just wants to kind of agree with him.

Yeah, I really think that's the storyline we're getting y'all.

And so they're there and he's wearing a blue Fedora

because of course he is.

Of course he is.

And he says, then he says, you know,

I'm worried about what her friends are going to say

because all that in Michigan was out of my control.

And she's like, well, we're not, not really all of it.

And like, he is he never and we never has never

and we'll never take any responsibility.

Now, no, never, ever, ever, ever.

Later on, so Gino, you know, what the institution

of a potluck, usually this is something where,

number one, everything is already cooked.

That is the assumption.

You are going to either, everyone brings a dish.

And a lot of times, hopefully these things are organized.

Like you kind of know what people bring it or at least aside,

you know, someone's bringing a main,

someone's bringing a dessert or and you have,

you have somewhat of a schedule.

I can't, I gotta say this.

I cannot imagine going into a potluck

and not knowing what anyone was bringing.

Because what if you ended up with 14 macaroni and cheeses?

That's your nightmare because it's too many starches.

Well, then no one has a nutritionally balanced meal.

Okay, well, I don't know if that's the goal of a potluck.

Yes, it is.

I don't know.

Everyone needs to have some type of nutritionally balanced meal.

Okay, well, I need to have some type of protein.

I think since he's going to come at you on this.

What, what did they say?

Back to me.

What if there are children present?

I bet you children.

I bet you something like it's a fun event.

That kind of would be a fun event to like everybody

bring their favorite mac and cheese recipe.

It's like an event.

But I don't like this.

Now, I think it's okay if you for you to go to a house

for a potluck, especially if it's someone you know well.

And I think it's okay to reheat.

If you need an oven, reheat, fine.

That's fine.

That's fine in a potluck, but to construct said.

Now, and also to construct sandwiches, not a potluck food.

Now, what you can do, this is fair.

If you order some like Costco subs, that's a little different

because they're all there.

You unpack something.

Everyone can take one.

It's fine.

I totally get that.

But then to have to make what looks to appear to be ham

and cheese grilled ham and cheese sandwiches.

That is much, that's assuming there's going to be space to cook.

Also that costs two dollars.

No, five dollars to buy all that.

Oh, it's all like store-brand bread.

It's just like Oscar Mire Ham, but not Oscar Mire Ham.

That is expensive.

It's butting.

Okay, I've never seen butting.

I have not.

It's the extremely shaved, like really thin ham and turkey,

but it's all the same color and it tastes all the same.

Lips and assholes.

Sounds like you have a memory with this.

No, so boy, you must have been a grew up fancy.

You must have only had the nicest of cold cuts.

You know what?

My father, my dad was very personicity about his cold cuts.

He would only get, but he had Canton Mollies.

I know, but he would only get Oscar Mire Baloney

or go to the deli and get Baloney

because he loved the deli baloney.

And ham sandwich was always Oscar Mire Ham.

Never, never had butting.

No, my mother one time bought like the great value version.

She said, take this fucking shit back.

I won't flavor.

I guarantee there's some sissy's who had butting meats.

I remember, I remember in my time when I had no money

and I bought it one time and I was like,

this isn't good.

No, I'm not, you can read through it.

That's how thin it is.

You can read through a sheet of butting mystery meat.

Sometimes you want it though.

Sometimes you want that kind of trashy,

sodium-y consistency.

Oh, I, if I'm not feeling well,

a baloney and cheese sandwich is one of my favorite things.

I haven't had one in probably a decade.

Kick to your digestive system.

Yeah.

I wonder if you had one now, what would happen?

Reflux?

I probably shit the man, you know.

So he proceeds, Gina proceeds.

She pooped on me.

She pooped on me.

That's the first, as we've said before.

Why would you, I think this is just for the cameras,

but why in any stretch of the imagination,

he says he was a shorter cook.

Why is he just putting a slice of ham with cheese?

And I hope this was, I hope this was

just a non-stick pan.

I really do.

Cause can you imagine the mess?

But why wouldn't you make like grilled ham and cheeses?

This is so weird.

I know, it's just, it's doing the least.

Yeah.

Really?

And the guy goes, any condiments, Gino?

I gotta say, in a grilled cheese sandwich,

you don't really need that.

You don't need condiments.

You can have like some butter and mayo on the bread

on the inside.

So it's not so dry.

Your cheese is there though.

I don't know.

So you would do a grilled cheese with mayo inside?

I would do a little, I would do,

you could do that outside the bread.

Definitely do it on the outside,

but I'll put a little butter on the inside.

I've never done that.

I just, but like mayonnaise and mustard,

I guess you could do it.

I'm, yeah.

I mean, I've heard some people swear by mayo

for grilled cheeses that it's better.

It likes to, on the outside of the bread,

I've never done that,

but there's a lot of people who do it.

I've done it a couple of times.

Like if you make my fancy grilled cheese with Gruyere

and the fig jam, that's a different thing.

Gay.

It's gay, but it's good.

It's good.

It's gay and good.

It's good.

So yes, he's making new salmon.

And guess what?

Shocker, not going well.

It just, it doesn't look like it's a nonstick pan

because it's sticking all to it.

Then we meet Melanie,

who's known Natalie a few years

or she's a plant from production.

Let me just walk this back.

We meet Melanie.

What do you mean?

I've never seen Melanie spelled with two Ls.

Ever, have you?

Oh.

Well, I'm sure she's, she's Asian,

so I'm sure she, it was just a different spelling.

I'm just saying, if you're a Melanie with two Ls,

Melanie, you don't fuck around.

This one is coming with the energy.

She gets power from those two Ls and stands on business.

She does say, well, she's talked about you a little.

It's, it's, it's made your boss energy.

It is.

And it is, and it is, I'm not worried.

Well, the thought, the first that the fact

she brought you here, that's good, you know.

She's really bringing the other guys around.

Well, first he says, is she talking to other guys?

And that precipitates, no, and he says, no,

are you talking to other girls?

And he's like, well, there are some girls

who are writing me, it's not my fault.

And then because of the way that the internet works,

I have to write back to them.

And I, you have to, you just have to,

because they know, they know my marriage is over.

So they have this magnetic thing with me.

And because of the rules of internet,

I have to write back.

I have to respond, but I haven't met any of them.

Haven't met any of them.

Haven't met any of them.

Not a player.

I'm not a player.

Melanie says, I'm having second thoughts about you.

Yeah, she says that and he's like, oh God,

I think I just blew up the whole thing.

And he probably did.

Because he said to her, he full on said, I'm not a player.

And she goes, are you sure?

Yeah.

Again, Poodle can attest to this.

Poodle, do you ever ask someone's friend,

do you think I'm a player?

You try to avoid meeting friends for as long as you can.

Especially when we're like this.

See through me.

Yeah.

Yeah, you don't ask leading questions.

You don't want them to have opinions about you.

You want to move, you want to sculpt through that room.

So even they see you, you're in another room.

And they're like, I never really got a chance to talk to them.

That's what you want.

There you go.

Okay, you're going to be flate-footed.

They come in the room and you're out of the window ledge.

All right.

Avoiding them.

So let's talk about Melanie.

Ben goes to talk to Natalie.

She says, well, he's not really looking me in the eye.

And I think he's hiding something.

He told me that women were writing to him

and he's talking to them.

And Natalie doesn't like that.

I'm actually going to say this.

Natalie has no absolutely no claim

of what Gino is doing right now.

They have no relationship.

That's true.

That's actually true.

That's why this is all bullshit.

Well, yes, that's true.

And though the thing that she has is he lied to her.

So it's more about catching, I think catching him

in another lie.

And if he's lying, yeah, I agree.

And Natalie says, do you like him?

And Melanie says, no, I really don't.

Whoo.

Whoo.

She should have cigarette.

Let's move on to Pedro, where Nicole makes her first appearance.

Do you feel like that family Pedro just has several dogs

they cycle through?

Yes.

They just trade in one.

I don't know, but like that or Nicole gets some dogs

and then he gets like eaten by another street dog.

Or then there's just like enough.

It's like Murphy Brown's assistant.

There's just like another dog.

Yeah.

And they're all poorly trained, just terrible.

Well, this dog is named Soul Sun as in the center of her life.

Okay.

Plastic surgery corner.

You're on the right place, y'all.

She got botched.

Yes, I will say.

So I did a deep look at old pictures.

Yes, she got a nose job.

The problem is is that her nose, it looks pretty decent

on a profile.

But the hard part of a nose job is finding the doctor who does

your profile and your front facing nose.

And a lot of times she wanted that,

which my doctor, Dr. Jason Rustain,

advised against it.

But she wanted that scoop in her nose

that everybody wants, but the problem with that is

it then makes the tip of your nose go up so much

that then it looks piggy.

Then it's also her nose is too small.

They've created, it's too small

and she got baby grinched.

It's too narrow.

I think they should have kept her nose.

I thought her nose was fine.

It was fine.

But what they also did, but this is,

I think this, honestly, if you're gonna have plastic surgery,

this was a good addition for her.

Now that she got a braces off, she got a chin implant.

And that does balance out her face much better

because she had a, she had a deeply receding chin.

So I had a chin implant.

They totally changed her profile,

they really changed her profile and kind of balance the face.

I kept thinking, I barely know who this person is.

It's so radical.

Are you talking about the face or even just the attitude?

It's also that she's speaking in fluent English this time.

So and it feels, I gotta say,

when she's not in Spanish, it feels stilted.

Like she says,

why are you here alone?

You look great.

I don't think that Nicole in Spanish would say that.

I think she would say something kind of like punchy.

I think she's thinking, this is my return to reality television.

Oh, for sure.

So it feels a little stilted

and he says, I need some advice and he's going to ask

because she was right about my ex-wife.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

She's her whole, her relationship history was a disaster

because they were once raised by that horrible mother.

That guy who smelled like so many clones.

Heavy clone, yeah.

I'm telling you this is the return.

We are going, I guarantee you,

we are going to see Mama Pedro

and she will have had work done too.

Oh, you think so?

Oh, 100%.

100%.

She's going to have a facelift glow up.

That personality will never change though.

Never.

Yeah.

I don't think she'll do so much English though.

I think she'll probably.

Nicole thinks this is some kind of audition for something else.

That's what it feels like to me.

Possibly.

I mean, mommy isn't a attorney.

She's wickedly smart and I use that

adjective on purpose, a wickedly smart woman.

And when we saw her though on single life,

she started taking English classes.

Yes, she had.

Yeah.

So maybe she has study more.

Because I all want to live in Atlanta.

Yeah, they all do.

So he says, after my divorce,

I'm not going to be with anybody else

that's not going to get along with my family.

I understand the impetus for that.

But maybe I would think, my mom and my sister

may not always have my best intentions.

Because that has been shown so many times.

Well, when you try to approach your father

to see him to meet his son that he hasn't seen

and he says, no thanks.

And your mother says, ha, we've already got a,

yes, we've already got a Pedro Jr.

The father says that our son, yeah.

I think it kind of maybe you trust what you got.

Yeah, yeah.

So she asks, where's the girl?

He's like, well, she's been off in distance

and she told me she's not ready that she wasn't healed.

And he's like, you are love.

And he's like, don't say that I just feel stupid.

And so Nicole says, he, I want a good woman

who will commit to him.

And Nicole has the, the, the, the conace to say,

she's so immature and acting like a little girl.

That is actually true.

That is true.

I think so.

But it's funny of Nicole from what we've seen Nicole do.

Yes, very much so.

And yeah.

And she, then she says, when a woman is interested,

she will do anything she can to be with that man.

And they're so toxic, they're so toxic.

And then she says, and when a, where was she like,

maybe she's confused, but confused people hurt people.

I went, oh my God.

That's God of wise.

Oh, can you call Robin someone read a meme or two?

Yeah.

And then she says, you're going to be,

how much did he say collateral damage?

I was like, okay, that is not an easy English word to know.

I was like, you have really stepped your pussy up.

Oh, yeah, she's got it.

This, she's, she's auditioning for something.

Yeah.

Ooh, what is, what does she finally does move to the US?

And they put her on house of villains.

That would be amazing.

No one knows her enough.

That's, that's the only problem.

Uh, I think the news season starting up, uh,

soon, I, yeah, with, uh, Kate isn't Jane don't on to.

You're, Jane, plain Jane, you're switching this,

this season with I am plain Jane.

Thank you.

I just had to translate your thoughts to our listeners.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I think, I think so, yes.

So she says, to be honest, I think you're going to ruin

your life again.

Yeah.

So, you know, the thing is, I'm just going to say this,

all of Nicole's mean spirited things just sounded better in Spanish

because she was just, it just would sound meaner.

Yeah.

She has, she has sharper teeth.

I really hope that Lydia is always in English

because Lydia is the shadiest fucking person

that has ever been in this franchise.

She's so mean.

She's so mean.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you speak French a little bit.

Can you sound bitchy and French?

Oh, we'll never mind.

It's French.

It's a language that sounds bitchy.

Yeah.

That's true.

Let's move on to Vanya.

It's, it's so interesting.

This is sad to me.

Okay, is it, because I get sad too,

but I'm just thinking I can be a little avoidant,

just, just a ditch.

And if someone said this to me,

I would climb a rollercoaster to get away.

Yeah, I'm going to say this right now.

And this is particularly with straight guys,

because gay guys were different

in that none of us want labels

because we get freaked out by them.

But I do feel like in heterosexual relationship, especially.

And really, we do need these in gay male

and like roles and things need to be defined.

If you have a guy that says, quote,

well, for me, it's about the title

and the expectations of the title.

Yeah.

Get out.

That guy doesn't want to commit to you.

Whoa, I think I may have said this.

That guy doesn't want to be in a full relationship with you.

That guy doesn't want to give fully,

he doesn't want to build a fully emotional exchange with you.

He's hiding something.

Get out.

We're not doing those videos of my eyes are going,

do you argue with me?

Do you disagree?

No, I think it's that I have a problem

with the term boyfriend.

I just do.

But I think that's different.

You're a gay man.

And at least what you've told me,

part of your problem with that

is the heterosexual, heteronormative attached to that word.

I agree with you.

That's a great thing.

Yeah.

I think my issue is bigger than that.

He says, I can't say yes right now

that I commit to being exclusive.

And I went, how about you fucking date first?

You've kissed once.

Why do you have to be exclusive now?

You fucking crazies.

What the fuck is this?

That's true.

That's true.

This is some kind of Mormon courting.

And the guy seems nice.

But this guy is like, I know he's a doctor,

but he's like a five.

Vanya's a fucking nine, 10.

Like she's, I'm telling you though,

it's, but she always goes for the hot athletic guys.

So she's going the opposite way.

And he's like, he took him to the title and then,

and then she's like, well, what are we doing?

Are we dating or hanging out?

How about you date?

You don't have to define something on your first date.

What the fuck?

Well, and I think for Vanya, because of Bojo,

and then what was the other one?

The one that filmed her?

Slapy.

Slapy, I don't know his name, yeah.

But you know, Yoshiko.

Yeah, Yoshiko.

She doesn't trust me.

And she didn't before.

Again, she just got it out of.

So I think she wants these words in this framework

to make her feel like she can settle in

and trust the relationship a little bit more.

But you can't trust until you actually establish trust

and that you can't, you can't immediately trust someone

right off that textifying.

And you have to walk through it

and have a little bit of a leap of faith

with someone that they're going to meet you there.

And I think what made me sad about it too,

is that when he's like, you know,

I'm just not ready to rush into this,

you know, before we make any step.

And he said, because I think she wants to jump in.

I want to take more time.

That's understandable.

But when she, he said, I'm just not ready to rush in

and she looks at him and she's like, well,

I mean, it's better than a no.

And I went, oh, that's what made me sad of,

I'm not saying he's wrong for thinking this.

I do think he doesn't.

She's settling with crumbs.

That's what it is.

I think he should, though, say, we can say,

we can put the title of dating.

There's nothing.

And so that's where to me that he won't do that.

I don't think he wants to date.

I don't think he does.

I don't think he wants to date.

And he's trying to, he is trying,

I've had to make this move a couple of times,

when the hookups kind of get a little too familiar.

And I've made the mistake of kind of seeing them outside

of my bedroom, like going into a second location.

Yes.

Like drinks.

And then things happen and feelings happen.

And there's two ways to handle this.

Push them out of the moving car or witness protection.

Great.

Because you don't want to tell them you're not interested.

You're just going to scopes forever.

The views of reality gays or a views of Jake Anthony

or not the views of reality gays.

Yeah, because after that, it's just like,

I can't even listen.

I just, oh, why can't, why can't people just know who they are?

Know what their place is.

I've laid it all out.

Just follow the script.

We need a new place.

This needs, they need to just hang out as friends

and talk about like what they can do.

I don't sense any chemistry at all.

She's trying to make something happen.

She is trying to make something happen.

She's trying to make a, she's trying to make

a double stuffed Oreo out of an Oreo fin.

You can't do that.

I prefer an Oreo fin.

Yeah, you're weird.

I don't like all the frosting.

No.

The other thing here is, why don't they,

why doesn't she get set up with guys?

I don't want to see some guy who's already

in her life, in her life and her friend.

Well, I prefer her date on awkward dates.

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We're having a talk.

We're dates.

It's time for kids.

It's time to talk about Kim Bali.

It's got a cute, actually.

Y'all, we said this actually on the B90,

but if you didn't hear,

we were on our flight.

Gina was on our flight from Detroit to New York

and you saw Jamal when you were both waiting for friends

to come over.

We were both expecting company.

At our hotel, I'm like, I'm actually meeting someone.

He's like, me too.

So he's at our hotel right now.

What are we doing in your room?

Eating Mary Payne's Eminem's that I bought her.

We're getting snowed in and then she couldn't come

because of the snow.

And I'd already, all of her checks, mix and drinkin' red wine.

I did go down and get red wine.

I saw Jamal there and then he handed me the phone

and I talked to Kim Bali for like,

well, he talked to that girl.

Yeah, right.

You actually, you actually did sun duty for him.

Well, he basically talked to that girl.

I did.

I did.

Yeah, it's, wow.

Yeah, yeah.

So Kim is going to me, and then he kissed me on my head.

He kissed me on the side of my head.

He smelled so good.

He was like, thank you.

It was really sweet.

Boy, talk about someone who'll do the least,

who for the red crumbs.

He's so tall.

We need to move on.

Okay, so I will say, Kim Bali's got good friends.

I like the friends that she and Laura.

Yeah, and who she went, like, now they throw,

it does sound like she says,

Jody and Laura, they throw parties every couple of months.

And y'all, she's getting ready.

She's sprained on the super blossom body.

She's sprained on the super blossom body.

And so, but there are three throw parties every couple of months.

Does it feel like this is going to be a swingers party?

Like everyone's just going to drop their keys somewhere.

I couldn't believe they were doing limbo.

Like what year is this?

I know.

And also, is this good at everyone's age?

Can you imagine how much you've learned about your pack?

Oh, one quick and someone's on the floor.

Pretty much.

And she was talking about the guy B.

She's like, well, I got my needs met.

But she's like, he's always going to be this bachelor guy.

And I need more than that.

I am so glad we don't have to follow this storyline.

Yeah, I really don't want her chasing an unavailable guy.

And then she's like, I need someone who can really stable,

who can handle all my shit with the adoptions.

Hopefully that's something we slowly work in.

I'm going to say this now, I don't know if Kim Bali's story

was the right one for the single life.

It's a weird confluence of issues.

Speak to that.

I think she, even though she's not in a couple,

I think this could have been on her and Jamal could have been

on happily ever after instead of the single life.

Because now she's going to have to tell every shooter,

potential shooter, about giving up two children

in production.

That's what I'm saying.

It's a weird combo.

It is.

And I'm riveted watching it.

And I don't want to stop watching it.

But I love it.

I cannot even, I just can imagine that's just not a good setup

to find someone.

But she's not going to find anybody anyway.

Okay.

These shows don't work like that.

You know, the only one who's really found someone

with the single life.

Mother Debbie, that's it.

Well, because she had pee, we galvan her.

Right.

But I don't think a lot of others have found someone.

Right?

No, it's just kind of a dating show.

We go through the, the.

I miss it.

I'm not only, yeah, that's just why I sing a lot

that's my favorite. There's no resolution. It's, it is. Oh, I love it. I love it. Cause

we are, cause dating first stage are the most awkward thing. But I think as far as first

states go, this thing with Joe goes pretty well. I think he seems like. Now she, she

meets Joe and he's, he's shorter. And so she's like, she's like, I, um, she's like, I'm

a five nine woman. I'm tall. I'm five nine. And, uh, so he's probably what, five eight,

he's like, it's not a high level. And they're talking about, um, their past. And he's

from Philly. And he and his daughter are best friends. Like me and my major model, he's

cool. It just takes that to his mom. He's like a model. And he's like, he writes music and

produces. He's like, wait, are you a Michael Jackson? And then it's up to the race. Let

me show you my Michael Jackson tattoo. This is, uh, and all of a sudden, we're talking

about hobbies and all, and all of a sudden, I'm not saying she is, but all of a sudden

we're on love on the spectrum. And we're talking about our favorite obsessions of the

moment. She's super fan. She's, I've got to say things like this, these are not first

conversation things. And I'm not saying that you should not share yourself. I'm saying

that you need to keep things lighter. These need to be general things. If you start, if

you bring up your biggest obsession, it over, it overweights the conversation. Everything

should be kept light and breezy. I think there's a reason Kimberley and I have the same

births. And that's why your failure rates pretty high. Well, I mean, because you can be yourself,

you can be yourself. She's got a tattoo. I think that's like, I don't know. I thought

this was fine first day chatter. It's, it's the, it's the, you can talk about something

you're interested in, but she is a super fan. And I, that's what I'm saying. Keep it light.

Be yourself, but keep it light. Everyone wants to have fun. Yeah. It's just, there's

just you, you, you want, everyone wants to feel like, and anytime something goes into

a higher level of engagement, one person will start to feel that you, you feel the inequality

of it. And one person either starts to back away or leans in. And then it feels a little

awkward. Yeah. So yeah, it's just, everything should be breezy. Be yourself, talk about something

that matters to you. Maybe not your obsession. You know, or even if she said, oh, I was a

big, it like, if you saw the tattoo and be like, yeah, I, I'm a big Michael Jackson fan.

I have it like, leave it at that. Yeah. But, but they do have a good conversation. And,

um, she says, they're very safe. Yeah. And they exchange numbers, which that is a really

good comment. Like Laura was like, yes, she's like, he said all the right things. He made

me feel beautiful. Um, and, you know, Kimberly said, you know, when I first met people,

I don't hear these compliments. They're always picking out the flaws before they see the

beautiful Kim. Um, and she's like, I don't know what to do. It's like green flag, green

flag, green flag. And I think Poodle and I know what that's like. I don't know. I would

be so bewildered if I went out with a guy and I saw nothing but green flags. I don't

know what I would do. You know what it is. I think it's like a cat on catnip where I

just start bite myself. I think it's less of looking for them and just really enjoying.

I think you, especially if you're first, your first date, I don't think it's looking

for red or green flags. I think you're, you're already going to be adding them up in your

head, but just really try to say and be in the moon with them one on one. Listen to them.

They'll listen to you and just be in communion, communion with each other instead of looking

for things or looking for boxes to check. You know, I think it's okay to go for boxes

to check. That's not a great. But like, I think this obsession with flags and especially

on a first date, I don't think it's, it takes you out of what you should be doing.

I need some tell who had what stuff on her phone. Yes. I think I'm going to, I'm going

to buy my friend to Mona's book at the fairy tale and send it to Kimberley. She needs to

read that book. Yeah, I, because it says like blister the worst thing that you can go into

dating with. Yeah. And I think you're not seeing the person who they are. You're just

seeing someone who is just like almost like is like a grocery list to you. The most important

thing in my experience, I've been in a lot of her states. And I generally, I got to

where I like them. Because I think my favorite thing to do is just to see how comfortable

we can make each other. Because there's always a weird thing. And if you can let that person

disarm, it's a real gift to give the other person. Well, and it is a little weird in your

defense just because they usually haven't told their wife they're there. That's the part

of the disarming process. Yeah, that's part of the. And gathering blackmail. And then

they're singing by the end of the evening and you're just writing it all down. Okay. Yeah.

So, uh, but let's talk about Liz. Um, God, that's guys hot to me. Oh my God. And I don't

even like, I don't even have bad vibes from him. Like he seems like a nice guy. He is a

player. But let's be honest. But yes, like yeah. Um, but I will say it's just like I love

watching the chiroin where you see her and Ed and then it splits apart and you see her

walking. I'm really happy. She just looks so much happier. I'm really happy for her. Well,

and we send her the best with, you know, what she's going through with her cancers. Come back,

you guys. So if you didn't know about it. Uh, so she's, she's going to meet via and he's got

her some shoes and they're kayaking. And she said, you know, in my last, in my relationships,

the focus is never on anything I want to do. Ed was a princess. He only liked fine dining

and wine. And Jason was a homebody and we only ate chicken and went to bed. And it was sweet

for him to bring her shoes. I thought, yeah. And just also, and then she says, I've only been

the dominant one and never and never been allowed to be feminine. And he's like, are you kind

of more take charge? Can we? I thought this was too soon to talk about. Yes, 100%. 100%.

When she started, I was like, no, no, don't talk about relationship dynamics. Again, like,

no, that shit doesn't happen till you're like dating someone like two or three months in.

What can I ask you a question? What does Liz or what do you think the word chivalrous means?

Either people are using it the wrong way or me. I don't, they're also equating it with being

some type of dominant, which I don't think is true. I don't think that's, I don't think of it

that word, but I do feel like there is this, but I do think people

combined in the definition of chivalrous is the word protector. And that's not what it's meant to be.

But it's that you're opening doors. You're walking on the side of the street next to the road.

Like, you're doing all these nuts. And that's kind of why chivalry sometimes I get a

dick when it because it is. I think a lot of it is kind of intertwined in masculinity and like

being a good guy. I get that. I think it's different for us. I think that's different for gay

but guys. Oh, 100%. I don't know if I can say that that I don't think a woman should want

that. Like, I don't, I don't, I actually like it when someone opens the door for me.

Um, no, it's not a, it's not even a gender thing. No, like my ex would would walk on that

side of the street next to the road with too bad a card didn't hitting. Did it give you the

dick then? No, but it surprised me. But it didn't, it actually gives me less of an

dick in same sex relationships. It's more like in the man and the woman thing. But you know,

a lot, a lot of women, a lot of girlfriends and I know I'm not saying it's again, not everyone.

I have so many girlfriends like I can count on two hands. They like the, I, they always say I

like a guy who's taller than me or bigger than me or think he think like I like to feel small.

And I went, I didn't realize that it was a thing with women. And I think that, that protector

thing, chivalry, I think that all goes into that. Okay. I can say that. The, it comes from

Chivalier like night. So it all is based in that. So it's kind of courtly principles of

you do things for women. And I just, for some reason, it's kind of, it kind of lined up with being

either dominant. And I don't think there's the same thing at all. Yeah. No, I don't think so at all.

I think maybe the mindset behind it, I also think we're probably out of our depth here.

I think that's something we just don't know a lot about in heterosexual relationships.

I think she's really conflating those terms. He says, my dad is really traditional in Macho,

and I'm really not that, but that's where I learned it. And she's like, he's very attentive.

I think it's a very, I think he, instead of chivalrous, I think attentive is a better word for him.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, she said, it feels safe. And I've been, uh, it's, I've been sick.

And Via is the kind of person I want in my life. This is way too early. Um, and they kiss.

And he's okay. And you can tell you can kiss was hot. He kissed her down. He kissed her. Oh my

God, Via, Via, I could sing it. It's not Velia. I can only say I'm not going to sing it again

because I'm in the Moxie hotel. And that's what I also, it's so weird that both Kim and, uh,

Liz have like these kind of really major life stories that they have to

talk to these people who they barely know about. Yeah. And that would send any casual

dater to the fucking hills. Yeah. Again, haven't told him about the cancer yet.

But, and we see she's going to tell him next week. But again, going back to demonohopman,

information should be earned or not given away freely. That was a big, big thing for me.

I keep wanting one time later on this season, it'll be like, haven't told him about the

extortion plot that my grandmothers involved in. Oh, yeah. It's going to be some life big.

Should I tell him about the Batman and Robin roleplay that Ed made me do, like whatever.

But I'm saying that's kind of light. But compared to cancer and adoptions, these are major things.

They're major things. Let's talk about this thing with Sophie. And then we're kind of done.

Sophie is still upset at Liz. And she's so upset that Pedro is not replying to any of her

messages. They don't just like it goes sending them. Hey, not texting. He goes to me because Pedro

said earlier that she's like blowing him up. Because again, you talked about her last week. You

know the feeling when someone doesn't want you. Oh, yeah. I'm crazy. Ignore me. And I'll follow

for the rest, follow you for the rest of my life. The thing about this is she keeps talking. She

wants to have a good, a good fun time. And I'm going to go see guys. I'm going to have a good time.

Yet she's still texting Pedro. That tells you that tells you she's 14.

Yeah. Doesn't need to be pursuing a relationship. That is childish behavior.

It's childish behavior. Nicole is right. They are not going to get along when they see one another.

It's going to be glorious because y'all don't forget Sophie speaks Spanish. So they're just going

to be going, rap, that, that, that, that, just going at it. Um, this guy that comes over to talk

to her. Holy fuck. Who is definitely also his story doesn't check out. But I'll tell you what,

his name is Gustavo. He's like, yes, I'm, I'm a doctor. And I like to come into a

CD tourist bar after work because where else would I go to work? Not someplace, not someplace

where people like me go, but a tourist, a shitty senior frogs. Uh-huh. That's what I went.

This is stupid. If they were in a club or something like that and he came out to it, I could

kind of believe it. I don't buy this for a second. He's too hot though. He's too hot and polished.

Is what I'm saying is very polished. Yeah. He gave me the ink from the polish. Yeah.

And, and she's like, he talks slowly and mysteriously. And so Sophie that then Liz comes in.

I don't know what this guy went. Uh, and, and so it's like, oh, there goes the vibe. Boy,

we hate Liz. After what, we're there two days and we hate Liz. Well, got to remember

our presence online. Sophie's a mean girl. Mm-hmm. She is that, she is that type of person. And I

also, I don't know what happened from when Liz walked up to when they sat down to have a

conversation, but Sophie and Liz are fucking tanked. Yeah. David Rinking. Like, Sophie is like,

can't even focus her eyes while she's talking to Liz. And, uh, so he asked, he's like, Liz asked

about Pedro and he's like, well, he's kind of been ghosting me and he's like, he told me that, um,

he thought I had a boyfriend because he, you made him feel like there was something about,

there was another guy. There was another guy that he should be careful. He should be careful.

I was going to get his feelings hurt. Liz, like, well, I was drinking. When I remember, he told me

that you were being distant. So why would you tell him to be careful? Why would you tell him to be

careful? It's like, I was trying to make it known that you weren't used to everything that all

that was happening and that's and, you know, and what would you tell him? What would you tell him?

Why would you tell him? What am I cheating? And, and she's like, I didn't mean to be careful in

that way that you're talking about. And then she's like, you know, I don't give a shit about Pedro.

I was caring about you. And I said you were scared because you'd never had what he was giving you.

That's fair, but Pedro's stuff is pretty empty that he's doing anyway. It's pretty empty.

Julie tries to mediate and tell like she's like, okay, so this is a miscommunication.

But Sophie's already just like, she's revved up now. She's that plus, Joel, is flipped over to

angry. Yeah. I, I'm going to say this is, this is not what I watch single life for. These three

women really aren't friends. So it's not, no stakes for me, whether they are fighting or not.

You know, I need to watch awkward dating with people who don't know that they're dating someone

and not like, nuttally, that's what I want. Yes. That's what I watch.

Jewish, but it just means she's going to be a nuttally, nuttally in a parking garage staring

at the wall. That's what I want to watch. Yeah. She basically tried to say, I was trying to like

get him to feel your pain. And, but I want to say because I want to, this is important.

Liz says, I'm sorry. Sophie doesn't hear any of that. Yeah. And she's like, I'm so confused.

And Sophie's like, oh, oh, oh. Anyway, that is the show everyone. All right, everyone.

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