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That was the first thing I hope people here when they turn on this pod.

Oh, yeah, our last pod said, like, age restriction. We got it.

And I thought it was, I thought it was like, they don't want us being critical of elected officials,

but we do scream like 20 times in the first two minutes. Words.

Well, now we now, because I've said that three times, we can't do it for a while.

Okay, I used to have a guitar player who was very Christian. And he would, he would say,

Oh, that fork and still raspberry flip. That is so flippant. You little flip and flip.

You fork and spoon raspberry. You little flip. You fork and screw in raspberry.

Yeah, you poop. The state did a funny sketch about like, they did a,

this show called Tenement, but they had to stop in the language and every word is a swear.

So they did like that poop. You, you, I don't even remember it's funny.

fork and spoon raspberry is my favorite. You poop. You poop.

Did you have a nice Valentine's day? I think so.

What'd you do? I don't wait. What day was it actually?

So it lands on February 14th every year. Yes. No, I know.

It was a Saturday. So it was, uh, the cabaret was two days before.

Oh my god, you did the cabaret. It was fun. That is, you know, I always,

it's always a little bit, um, uh, first of all, backstage of the cabaret.

I don't know if you remember. There are so many feathers and it, I,

there's so many feathers. There's so many gigantic feather headdresses and it's just,

it creeps me out. Like I had feathers. Yeah, like gigantic feather.

I mean, I'm just thinking like because it's basically the same size and like shape as jock's

backroom. Yes, it is. It is not disgustingly filthy.

Higher ceilings, I think they're two. That's true. Higher ceilings.

Not bad mirrors back there. No, the mirrors are good.

And there's one, there's one vent that has like fierce AC. There's like one's like,

one square foot where you can get like blasted by AC. It's pretty fierce. Yeah.

It was fun. But the, I always want to be in the crowd because the crowd is so hot and sexy.

It really is. That is like the, I'm sorry. It's the best

drag type show in LA. It reminds me of drag 15 years ago in the best way. So fun. It's so

gutted. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the show is right. The talent is like, of course, weirdly good.

But the production quality and like the, we're just doing this for tonight. Yeah,

this is a one night thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It feels so like, I, I, in the audience,

I'm always like, what is going to happen next? Yeah. What's going to come out? Yeah.

I told Andrew. I said, it's great. That caught you. I, it's great. She does the show too.

And he was like, well, normally I wait till she's in a really good mood. And then I ask.

And then I make the poster before she can change the mind, which I honestly. That is a break.

Oh, yeah. That's a really good. That's what we do here. Yeah. Yeah. That is the way he's like,

I'll feel her out when I know it. I'll ask. And I'll get the poster out before she can change

her mind. I said, that's actually really impressive. I gotta say though, the thing I did not enjoy

driving there in drag. May I read? Let me tell you. Let me, let me give you my eye popping

day look or night look. I, you can get, I wish I took a, you know, if I were not so god damn

stupid, I would have taken a video or logged it or whatever the fuck. I don't know what it is.

When I get in drag, taking this cannot be documented. This cannot be documented. This is a secret.

I get so this is a secret that the night ends and I go, I didn't take one photo. Mary, I never do.

In fact, I think I, I, I also request other people don't love it. It's not, it's not. Anyways,

so I was like, okay, what am I going to, I put my all, I did my makeup and then I did,

um, I can't wait till my, I think tomorrow my voice is going to sound like Catholic Turner.

I saw a video you did. No, no, no, no, no, love you like a love song. Yes, uh, keep crying,

jobless, Selena, Selena Gomez. Um, but so I did, like I put on my body the whole thing

and then my makeup and I didn't want to put the wig on yet. So I wore this like, I have this, um,

a black button down shirt that goes all the way to the floor and I wore a hat and then I,

that's what I drove in and I, I would look like a, like a weird um,

crustacean jobless. Yeah, yeah, totally. And then I was like lugging my suitcase down La Brea

and, um, cause I parked on the, cause you know, across in the street bank, it was so undignified

and so awkward, but very drag. Very what it was, but very, yes, it was, and it was so,

I mean, glamorous. No, not really. It's like, no, it's not caught your super fans. No, no, no, no, no,

it's friends of porn people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're friends who are

dentists. Yep. Totally. All waiting 16 and a half minutes for a bottle of water.

16 and a half minutes. 32.5 minutes. And I talked so much shit about the bar service there

that now the next time I go, I'm gonna be like, hey, how y'all doing? They're not going to give you

anything. Oh my god, I have to tell you something. I went Sunday for Valentine's Day.

I went, um, because I had a Valentine's Day dinner Saturday. So I'm going to turn to you know,

I'm going to tell you the end first. Okay. So Sunday, I had the funeral. Oh, yes. Yes. And then

you know, and it's over. I go, I'm going to go, I'm, I wanted to go with my boyfriend to

high tops, low spielers for a happy hour. You know, yeah, because we're alkeys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kind of swollen, kind of red nose. Yeah, kind of falling down. Right, right, right, driving home,

jumping the median, you know, driving home drunk. Yep. So we walked there actually, which is great.

Walk there, um, because my buttholes healed enough that the doctor told me I could go for walks.

Huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge applause. That's, um, that is huge.

Congratulations. Thank you. And I go to there and I go to the bar and I'm looking at their menu

and high tops, all of their locations have this huge, almost like scoreboard of all the drinks

and food. So I'm like, what do I want? What do I want? And I always get the hot rod, which I

talked about on the pod. And the bar, you know, I'm friends with every bartender, bar manager,

we're all friends. And you know, the girls and the bar people, we can, we can talk about the

bars working in bars. Girl, it's a slog. And but I love the hot rod, which is this spicy tequila

drink. And I go, I think I might want, and they go the hot rod. And I said, what do you mean?

They said, well, you talked about on the pod. And now everyone's requesting it. It's, they said,

it's not, no, it's not, they said next time, could you just say you love Vakasota? Yeah, yeah,

yeah, totally. It's like minjulips. It's all we love. And the bar manager is like, no,

we're just kidding. We'll make anything, of course. But they said the next time we've been joking,

maybe you tell people your favorite drink is Vakasota or something. Or just Sprite. Yeah.

So my favorite drink now is Vakasota. If you go to high tops, okay. And you order a double

and you tip three times the price of the drink. Is there like a whole like a shoots and ladders type

of set up in this in this hot rod or no? Like, you know, like, you know, like, like a bloody Mary has

like a whole like chicken. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. It's just the hot rod is like a little

drink. Why don't you say no spicy tequila for your butthole, bitch? Oh, I mean, I'm always so

stopped up. Anything to like it's yeah, you know, blow through the barn door. Yeah, spicy vegan

curry. Maybe I'll have one regular movement. You know what I mean? Great. That's awful to

talk about. It's okay. We this is pooping people. It's a pooping pee thing. Yeah. So anyway,

that that was funny that because of the pod we've been ruining lives by recommending. So for now,

when we go places, we should recommend the easiest to make things. Yes. And I also, I listen,

we are not endorsed by them, but I can't tell you I can't the sweeps ginger ale fruit splash.

Yeah. I want to put it right up my pussy. Put the nachos, the corn dogs. What about the pretzels?

The pretzels. Pretzels are so kind. The harvest to green bowl. Harvest to green bowl. They have a

harvest green bowl. That's like their healthiest thing in the menu. Horny. Horny for the green bowl.

Fully unleashed. What is caught cage off? And got a cocked speaking of caught cages. I saw Tracy

at a sushi restaurant. Was she caged? No, that didn't really make sense. So I'm sitting with my

friend. My friend went through a separation. And I'm listening to him talk about it. And I'm

listening, but you know, I can't focus. So one of my eyes is like looking at the street,

looking at the, you know, like just iguana. One of my eyes is sad for you. One of my eyes is like,

ooh, what else? Anything else. Do something else. Do my brother else, right? Because

thanks Obama, we're also used to the TV, the phone, multiple sources of info. Telling you.

So this eye is crying for you. This eye is like looking for the hot rod. Is

roller coaster of love looking around. And I see this lezzy walking down the street. And I see

a green jacket. I go, I think I know how that is. And my friend is like telling the story. And he's

like kind of sad and talking about it. And he's like, anyway, and it's just

like, who are you looking at? And I was like, oh, I know her. Go on. Yeah, you were saying

know her. So then we finished talking like, and I walk by. And who do I see in the parking lot next

to this place? Who do I see in the parking lot? Los Angeles? Who do I see? Who do I see?

Who do I see? Oh man, the buying. No way. I'm in the buying. And you want to talk eye popping

day look? Tell me. It could only be her. Okay. She has a face tattoo. She has very like,

like, I knew it was her. Okay. Okay. And I love Amanda. I always love Amanda. Is she the man?

She's the man. She's the man. She's, um, she's the man. She's the man of show. She's, um,

all that. She's many things. She's many things. What's the movie where she crossed dresses? Oh,

she's the man. She's the man. Yeah. Freddie Prince, just in the name. Uh, but anyway,

I see her and I walk to the restaurant. I go, oh my god, Tracy, I saw you. And I said,

you'll never guess who I just saw. And Tracy goes, who? I said, Amanda Bines. And the server,

who was very nice and cool. This is the thing that was, I felt odd. The server was like,

she was here. I just waited on her. I think she's doing really good. Oh,

and I just was like, I mean, I know this isn't AA, but can we let the girls get sushi without,

like, that's so crazy. Don't never let me be in a place where the servers are like,

that's so weird. I think she's doing okay. I think she's got it this time. I was just like,

it looks like it took this time. I was like, damn, girl, she just came to eat some sushi. That's

crazy. That's crazy. The girls eat sushi without, um, I hate. Oh, you're in that. I don't like that.

I don't like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, supportive referrals.

That's imagine I follow Amanda on TikTok. And she's always talking about the education she's

getting when she's doing next. She's putting out music. She's getting her nail certification.

She's been wearing wigs. Um,

the game she's singing your song. Um, and uh, anyway, I just, I was kind of in shock that the

server meant well, but was like, that is so fun. I think she's doing really. I was like, I think

she's doing great. But even if she is. Yeah. That's her thing. I like that felt a little,

a little, um, was the word. Intrusive. There's a little intrusive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, yeah. Absolutely. I was excited to see her. I love her. I wouldn't say anything.

Any celebrity sighting. I love that shit. I love it so much. And it never happens here.

That's why when we went to that, um, drop a name, Charlize Theron's Christmas party.

Charlize Theron's Christmas party. I was like, just like, I love it. I love famous people.

Movie stars. They just, they, they scare me in general. But, and I say the wrong thing, as you know,

yes. So good thing I talked to Amanda. I almost screamed love you, Amanda. I'm like, what is that?

But you don't know. That's alerting someone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's scaring someone.

It's crazy. You want to see famous people. Franklin Village. Franklin Village. Really?

All the like former CW chain smokers are outside La Pubelle. I love Franklin Village. It's

where I used to get, um, you know, re up my like 50, you know, how my old house had like 50 candles

burning at all times. Yeah. Yeah. I used to go to that candle store. Like just, oh, that went

on the corner. Yeah. And I also have like a new store. It's like, it's the news. The news

stores has like magazine. I think it's called daily planet. Yeah. Which is the name of the,

the superman, the fictional Superman. Yeah. Yeah. Um, that street, the other day, I saw Dylan

Minette and Bam Margera. Oh, well, how, how I was walking. So I was like, on the way here,

is like, um, why is LA so ugly? And, um, no, but how could you say that next to the Scientology

Center, which is gorgeous? Well, no, no, no. So the, the few exceptions that there are exceptions,

obviously, is that a half a block of Franklin Village. It's literally half a block. Uh-huh.

It's gorgeous. It's beautiful. And it's got this. It is beautiful. It has the, the whole torture

chamber behind it, which is beautiful. And galsons is beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to build

everything up to Clark, Clark Street diner. Yeah. That shit eats. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is

some breakfast. County. That's what you see. The other famous people too. I saw Alfi something

from Game of Thrones and also the, uh, the skateboarder guy. Clark Street diner pride is coming.

Let's do it. You and I should do a drag brunch at the Clark Street diner.

Violet. Nope. In a position. I would service service.

And her own. What could you ask for that

Violet would be okay with nothing?

She'd like, she'd be like,

church showing up. Not exactly to promote eating at that point.

You know what I mean? Fuck. I just think it's, that's a

circle. I can see me as a server. I could see me as a server

tomorrow. I could see person server ever.

No, I could do copy. I don't like, I could be one of those old

like, you know, we made a copy of fun. Like that kind of like,

you know, old Betty or like a Doris kind of vibes. But I,

Mary, I could never be, I would, I would get fired in like 10

minutes. The bookstores I worked at, they had a cafe, they

put me in that cafe. I said, no, ma'am. It's over. I'm not

wearing them. Some mocha, folk mocha, local chaka, chaka,

chaka, mocha. Were you sufficient making the tea? What that's,

but that's putting hot water in a tea bag. But that's really all

it was. You don't have to make coffee or nothing. No, I think at

the cafe, they had to do it like mocha frapper.

Did you look at a tea store? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was

even, that was crazy. That was crazy. But it was easy. But

that was crazy. People drink in tea like that. It's the closest

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Do you know about what? What?

What? Okay. Oh, so you remember when Charlie Kirk died?

Yeah, everything I think about it every day. So do you

remember how people who loved Charlie Kirk were going to

Starbucks and ordering this type of tea he got and they asked

for them to yell Charlie. I did not know that. Okay, so that's

crazy. This was a point of activism where Charlie Kirk passed

and pass the bar the bar. Yeah, passed. And people who like

the things he said wanted to honor him by going to Starbucks.

I think it was the mint majesty tea is what he gets. They would

order his exact drink and then say the name was Charlie Kirk.

And then they would sit there with their phone and wait for

like the blue hair to envy barista to have to say drink for

sure. And so nice they would say like drink for Charlie. Yeah.

And they'd be like, why won't you say the last name? It was

like so crazy. I just want to have to like that two and a half

weeks, but if I like four years, yeah, yeah, when this is going

to happen, but now Leland and I were of course when someone dies,

you're like, you're joking because you have to joke a little.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we were like talking about getting Starbucks.

We're like, is it okay to show up to the we are a little early

for the funeral? It's okay if we show up with Starbucks.

And I said, I think we have to order something for Gabe.

And then we have to order his order because they were like

Gabe loved to giant trend to copies. I said, well, we're going

to go order them. We're going to say these are for Gabe and

we're going to film it. That is really weird with the Charlie

Kirk thing. I hate that so much. I hate it. It's

the next one. Oh my god. Charlie's driving that way.

Mo like, I made that up. They're not doing that. But I mean,

it's the same flavor. It's just I hate it. I hate it. And what

you do is I have no issue with ordering coffees and teas for

yourself. But this isn't about that. No, no, no. Let's say your

mom loved coffee in that day. You said, you know, when I miss my

mom, I'm going to get the coffee. The way she used to drink it

for myself to drink. Sure. But that's not what's going on.

No, no, it's a performance. And also your I don't you don't

videotape me that my job. You're going to go to the most

vulnerable LGBT people. Burristas. Thank you. You know, as if

these people who are highly skilled aren't busy making real

drinks. Yeah. Do you do you realize that the airport? Oh my

god, when we're at the airport sometimes at those Starbucks,

they're so deep and vicious because you can order ahead. Oh

yeah, I don't believe you should be able to do that. I'm sorry.

I don't believe you should be able to do that. At those at

those airport ones, I think you just go in there and get your

coffee. I think it's crazy. Yeah. It's crazy. Well, like the LA

X international terminal, there's always a huge. There's a

line of people waiting for coffee. And there's a second line of

people waiting for their pre order. So it does beg the question,

what is the point of the pre order? Because we're all still

waiting. No, I know. It just mucks up the whole thing. It's

crazy. Um, I really wish we had Duncan Donuts over here. You

do. You actually like that. Mary, I've been on my whole life.

But if you catch me with a wake up rap, which I think is

89 cents, it's a half folded like tortilla with an egg, cheese,

and a strip of bacon in it. Okay, you love it. Nirvana for it.

Nirvana. What about Krispy Kreme? They don't do breakfast. Do

they do a savory breakfast? No, they don't. Krispy Kreme, I

think just does Donuts, but they do it good. The way I want to

shove all those donuts up my ass. There's a Duncan Donuts in

Bering. Is there a Krispy Kreme? Yeah, there's a Krispy Kreme

like around the corner. There's a Duncan Donuts over here. Oh,

yes, there is. Wow. Wow. Everybody's pretends to be on a

zoom until they talk about Donuts. I'm the dream person to order

coffee because they don't drink coffee. So no, no, order is a

plain iced tea, nothing in it. Oh, it's so easy or a plain black

tea, nothing in it. I'm the dream. That is the dream. I'm the

star. And even though I love a lot of different drinks, when I

go to give bars, I always get the Valkyzeria. Is that way?

Exactly. F.A.G.s are hurting. Yeah, the girls are tired.

You're not ordering a mint Julep. You're not ordering them. You're

not having people muddle mint. Now I love tequila. And we live

in California. And so if I go somewhere where you have a

promoted menu with a tequila drink, I'm going to take advantage

of that. You like tequila? Love it. Really? Love it. Tequila

makes your clothes fall off. You know, the Belvedere plain

tricks on you. It's a lot. Retta, tatata, tatata, tatata.

Take the long off and ask oh, boo. Have you heard the song

tequila tequila? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Of course. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. That's a, it's a barn burner. If you're ordering

shots for the table, we're all going up our girls, girls

night. Crunk. What are we drinking for shots? Well, the people I

run with, they don't need a shot, but they want the. So recently,

I was in Jackson Hole. Okay. And I ordered 13 shots for the

table. There was only two. No, I ordered 13 shots of the

table. And the bartender was gay. And I didn't know it was a

straight bar. And he comes and he sees me and he goes like.

He was girl. What are you doing here with these straight people?

And I said, I don't know girl. I said, I said, oh, my God. And I

knew I was with straight people who I'm just going to say it.

Can't drink. Oh, can't hold their liquor. Oh, got you, got you,

mess. The men start, the men start swinging in the women

cry. Straight people are, they're jammed up emotionally. Okay,

that's, you know what I mean? Prince William just talks about

it. Yes, the people of anger, people of hurt, they don't understand

their emotions. Right. And they don't, you know, they could

follow RFKs. Yeah. They could do something healthier. You

know what I mean? I just have a lunchable. Like they could do

anything. Oh, milk. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Milk. I don't know. I'm talking my throat. I pull it out.

You know what I mean? It's just like, I eat up some

getaway. It's just, it's all crazy. It's all crazy. But

straight people, when they, they feel a lot, but they don't,

but they don't talk about it. This is all people. This is all

people. So then sometimes alcohol unlocks the pressure. Yes,

yes, yes, yes. And so you find your, and I do this. It's the

classic thing in the girl lady's room. Yeah, I always do that.

And that is me. That's why I'm a plane. One sip of wine and a

remotely sad movie. Oh, yeah. I'm like, I gotta call my mom.

We got to land this plane. Yeah, you know, I had to turn off

ghost halfway through because the woman next to me was getting

concerned. Right. Seriously? Did I tell you about the, did I

tell you about the notebook? Oh, yeah. The person next to me on

the flight was watching it. Yeah. And I had no sound. And I was

watching it like, like, it's crying. And she was, I'm sure like,

you like, she put up like it's the ACT. She put up like a

blinder. I cannot watch other people's movie. They can't help

what was my, what was my problem? So the, um, I'm so straight people,

they get together. So I'm with all my lovely straight friends.

And they go, what kind of shot do you want? Because you asked what

kind of shot? Yes. And I said, did you guys have x rated?

What's that? It's like a very light liquor. Because I want the

camaraderie of the shot. You don't want all the drama.

Push the limits. Yeah. I don't want to be sick tomorrow either.

I love drinking. But I, I, I, I will not. I will. But I don't

want to be that girl hungover. So how do you avoid a hangover?

You have to, there's a lot of strategy. So you do, you do scotch, whiskey,

red wine. My old strategy used to be you skip the first drink

at the night in the last drink. So if everyone's having, uh, I think

at gay guy, I don't know if drinking could reasonably have four or five

cocktails, right, Nick? See, yeah, that's, I think it's the team sport.

I feel like it's the team sport element that, uh, it goes south because

everybody's not created equal on this team. Right. And I want to wake up

tomorrow and have us be like half alive. Yeah. So let's have a shot for the vibe.

Yes. But we don't need the high alcohol content. No. So usually for me,

although in Wisconsin, the culture's very different. You start the night with a shot.

Wisconsin, you go to the bar, people get a beer and a shot to start. And then they start like,

yeah, that's like Boston. Shot culture is big. That's disgusting. I think it's regional.

It beers very large, very, um, huge, huge. Yeah. Yeah. Like usually like a six to nine

percent ABV. No, I know that sacrilege. What? Because the Wisconsin is so big. Yeah.

I just have never got into it. I just taste like shit to me and wine tastes like booty too.

Do you like cigars? Yeah. I mean, I don't like, I like the way they smell. I don't, I don't,

would you ever smoke a cigar? I mean, I have. I don't, it's not for me because it's like,

you don't inhale it. If you die and they're at the funeral of open casket, I'm going to put

the cigar in your mouth. Absolutely. But you're going to keep, um, it's going to be one of those

ones that keep the substance burner. Not champa. Yeah. Not champa up the nose.

No, I, you have to rig my open casket to like fall on somebody and vomit into their mouth,

like drag me to hell. Everybody, everybody who comes up that also happens at bad grandpa.

Did you see that? No. You need to watch bad grandpa. Wait, is, is there male nudity in that one?

It's fake male nudity, I believe. It's like the old man, fake old man body.

Oh, okay. Well, speaking of that, a night of the seven kingdoms, Mary,

Jordan, the dawn of death, Jordan, your penis, the dawn. I was like, this, this is really,

really like something. Do you see that? Do I see it? How could I miss it? It's fake, right?

No, that's real. Of course, it's fake. Not crazy. To the knee is crazy. Yeah. And then he

pees out of it. Oh, yeah. He pees out of it. I was like, the movies are back, man.

It's so fierce. I love Game of Thrones so much. In this new, this new, I wasn't feeling it,

but now I'm feeling it. It's so fierce. A night of the seven kingdoms. The last episode was so

bloody, I could not believe it. Really? It was a tournament with a jousting. It just absolutely

just relentless violence. Relentless, just like, oh, my God, it was like crazy.

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I went for Valentine's Day. I went to my boyfriend. If you like in L.A., I keep getting

TikToks saying L.A. is so back and the food is better than ever. Back from what?

I don't know. But the people making these TikToks are 23 and they're like L.A. is so back.

Back from what? Middle school? Girl, what are you talking about? Of course, I believe it.

I hate watching the whole thing. TikTok is like the tears with the 20-year-old say are the best

food. They go great. I'm young. My partner takes me for Valentine's Day to a restaurant we'd

never been to, which in Hollywood is such a gamble. Some of these restaurants that are good

are trucks. Yes. That best food in Hollywood. Sometimes it's on a truck. Yes, also, but

that's fine. That's good. That's good. That's good. Or the fancy restaurant with the

way you got to check out this place of brunch. It's amazing. You go and you're like, hey,

how long is the weight? It's about 14 days. Literally. Okay, we'll line up now. I think in Hollywood,

sometimes the cheap places are the fucking best food. And then the places that are trying to be

something, you're like, this is just normal. Mama tell me about it. So wait, where did you go

for Valentine's Day? Because now I just remember what I did about it. I forget what it's called,

but this place. We go to the host was so nice. She was so pretty. And she was like, let's just go

this way. And I swear to God, maybe I imagined or maybe I read the mind. She was like, let's put

them in the overflow room because it's Valentine's Day. So it was like, there was this extra dining room

they set up for overflow. Damn. So it's like this big bustling Hollywood restaurant. And then they

take me down a hallway past the bathrooms. And it's another room with just another couple in it.

And us. And it's like, no, double day double day. Are you serious? The songs they're playing are

all about love. So it's like, love me. Love me. It's like all love songs on Spotify. Damn.

Are you enjoying Pandora radio? It's like, no, no, no, no. Then the bar they've projected a video

with a projector on the white wall. And the projected video is a loop of Paris with the Eiffel

Tower. Now that's classy. That's classy. I got a picture next to it. That's classy.

You're going to die. I look kind of potted out. But the, the, the, oh my God. That's so elegant.

That's crazy. Overflow room. But you know what though? The food was really good. And this is where

it turned around. I was like, okay, whatever. Where is it? It was in Hollywood. I got drinks. And

I was like, I'll have the watermelon martini. That sounds kind of fancy. Okay. I don't want to

feel like a huge algae. Yeah. But when you, when you drink at gay bars, these straight people drinks,

this Capri Sun that was stored with hand sanitizer like, it ain't nothing. There's no booze in here.

Oh, right. Right. Right. Right. Right. So for the second round, he comes back and he goes,

do you want to get another one? So do you have anything with more alcohol? And the server was like,

it's a martini. I was like, not where I'm from, bitch. Yeah. Hello. It's out. Oh, you don't taste that.

This is 100% watermelon zero percent martini baby. That's crazy. But then

truffle fries that blew my tits on it. No. Okay. What are truffles? I don't know what a truffle is.

I don't need it. It's not important. Okay. I think it's chocolate. No, it's not. It's like a mushroom

or something. It's a mushroom. Yeah. Fungi. But I think that it gets turned into a spice.

Okay. Like I don't think they're throwing mushrooms on your fries. No, I don't think so either. I

think they season it with truffle oil. Yeah. Maybe that underground fungus. Underground fungus.

Right. Fierce. So that's what the proctologist just scraped off underground fungus. So

then they bring out, I go, well, we kind of ate a late lunch, but we're going to see a play.

I didn't know I was going to play. It was a surprise. Okay. Um, three vegan sliders.

Horny. What were were they? Tiny vegan sliders. Like in cheese,

beginners, yeah, little mini cheeseburgers are all vegan. Delicious. The buttery stunning,

warm hot. The little fake meat was like crispy. The bun was like warm and toasted in the

cheese with melty. Girl. Fierce. Amazing. So then I went to see the book of Mormon at the

Pantages Theater. And they had you not seen it before. I've never seen it. Oh my god, it's so good.

It was great. It's so good. It's a beautiful music. Laughing. I love the message. Yeah.

Very much makes fun of Mormonism, but really all religion. I don't think it does.

I think it was a very reverent, in fact, but it also kind of shows weirdly the good that

religion can bring when the guy starts just making up stories and then the people become very

positive. I'm like, okay, sure. Yeah. Um, I loved it. It was great. Love the singing. But

something happened to the Pantages that I'm not sure if I can bring up because I don't want to

be banned from the Pantages because I'm trying to see Phantom of the Opera in October. Were you

vaping? No, no, bobert. I was boberted. Fully boberted. Yeah. Um, it was me and Pantabondi. And

we had a bong. We were taking rips off a bong. Um, by the way, that last episode I said,

let's put the pipe up to my pussy and Cui Fata crack cloud. I couldn't believe that that was in

the episode. That's why I got a district. The top comment was like Cui Fata crack cloud. I said,

who said that? Wait, refrigerators. I was like, who said that? I was like, oh me. Shit. Cui Fata crack

cloud. That's good. Um, so we get there. And luckily, I have time to pee. My boyfriend gets in line

for snacks. I said, you know, I can't see anything without a snack and a drink. So we're going to

get, um, I took, uh, took a half an edible. So it's like, I don't need marijuana. I don't need

a drink. I'm just going to have one little glass. I don't need alcohol. Just going to have a glass of wine.

Whatever that is, right? Yeah. Um, I'm not, I don't need alcohol. Just have a glass of wine. You

know, but as we have my big fat creek wedding, which he's like, you're vegetarian. I'll make you

learn. Like is that? So we go up there and we get, oh my god. Oh, they have red vines. I love

red vines. And my, my boyfriend don't like chocolate. So I was like, I would get raisinets.

Love raisinets. Oh, but I'm going to get red vines. Okay. For the team, go to go in the

theater that there are no food and snacks in the theater. So you said they sell, they sell, what?

They sell snacks popcorn can be needed there. You can't get there. It's to take home. So I go

into the theater and I just sit holding my, holding my red vines like this, like an NPC in a video

game, the whole play. And then during during intermission, I went outside the theater to eat some

licorice. That is, I just think it's crazy to sell it. And then you can't eat it. And I was like,

maybe I'm just white trash. I don't know how things work. No, no, that's, that is extremely bizarre.

And maybe it's for crinkling because of acting. They don't fucking sell it. They don't sell it.

They should make movie theater snacks and quiet packaging. Um, they should just fall from the

ceiling. A beer helmet. Yeah. It's like, I'm an M's in it. Yeah. I just was kind of in shock.

That's crazy. That's insane. What would you do? I would not purchase it. I would have to, I would

have to eat it though. But then I thought maybe it was like a semantics thing of like what they're

saying is eat it extremely quietly, discreetly. Maybe that's what this is. I think maybe that's

what it is. Are they going to throw you out? I would do that, by the way. I would, I would,

for once in my lifetime, I would close my mouth when I chew. Yeah. Yeah. But I, I drove, I remember

what I did on Valentine's Day. I drove to the studio, the new studio that me and Andrew have.

And I was mad as hell. And um, because I couldn't find parking and I, I like drove past this long

ass line. I was like, Janet Jackson must be doing a record signing or something like that.

It was like five blocks. I swear to God. It was bagels.

People were on an, an interminable lineup outside for bagels. I mean, I love bagels. I love

bagels. I want one right now. I'm not really willing to like wait an hour and 15 minutes outside

for one. What do you get on the bagel? I mean, I, it's very, it's very ho hum. It's just butter.

Everything big, everything bagel toasted with butter. That's it. I can't eat cream cheese. I

think it's disgusting. I like, I get the vegan cream cheese and that's less weird for me. I like

butter, but nobody ever, like, I do love like a raisin bagel with butter. Yeah. I love it. Or I like

strawberry cream cheese sometimes. Yeah. I wish I liked cream cheese. I was lamenting the fact that

I am such a picky eater and I wish it wasn't that way. Cream cheese makes me think of like, maybe

it's my age. It makes me think of like commercials about like women being like, I shouldn't have

that it's bad. Like that's, I'm so bad. I'm so bad. Because all the ads were about how it's

like less fat. So I think cream cheese is probably pretty bad for you. Because the ads are about

this one's less bad. Yeah. Who knows? But I, I know it's bad. It's waiting outside for two hours

for bagels. Get a life. How good could they possibly be? I guess they're really good. The only lines I

see now are, I always see a line, it's a line, it's a cream. Well, that's for a product. That makes

sense. That's for a once in a lifetime product. That's like, you know, I can't understand that

retail situation, but something that you just have to, you just have to eat two hours later

after that. And then gay bar, like if you go through West Hollywood and Saturday, there's lines,

like they add me and stuff all up lines. Yeah, what's, I don't do lineups. I don't like lines.

I really don't like waiting in line. I'll often I'll go somewhere and they'll just leave.

One time I was at Heidi and Closet and we went to the back of the line and because I was like,

I'm not cutting. No, I can't cut. I was like, I can't cut. I know I can't do that either.

And then she brought me to the front and I was like, I'm Heidi, we're cutting. Yeah. That's how we

was fine. That's how we cut. Yeah. But what I'm not going to do is go to the front and in front

of 70 or 80, you know, line humiliated. No one cares, Baldi, you get back and then what?

Oh, you have to leave the gay community. It's a bit humiliation. You have to leave the gay community.

You have to be, you have to turn straight be a Mormon. Yeah, move to Utah. I just the fear of,

like in a movie where you get not, not okay to be let in. I hate it. I hate it. Public humiliation.

It's the worst. Fearful. Fearful. But there's the taco place across the street from the studio

on Taco Tuesday, baby. Four tacos for $7. And you go in. I go in and I just, I fucking,

oh, they're so delicious. They're so, they're so lovely and they're so cheap. I can't get enough

of them. I can't get enough of them. Seven dollars. Yeah. Taco Tuesday, baby. My horny place is

La Vallita Cantina over in Franklin Village. Franklin Village. Girl. How much are they though?

Expensive. Seven. One for one taco. Yeah. Well, is that expensive? Well, I mean, I get four for seven.

Seven for one taco is really. That's a lot. Have you tried paying people a livable wage?

Oh, oh, oh, I wonder why I want to ask poll the listeners. I guess I would you buy this shirt?

He drought. Does that make sense? I would. Yeah. This one. And then the other one was the Game of Thrones

telltrixie. I wonder, no, no, it was me. You have to, it's like a Game of Thrones reference.

You have to know that. Are you going to sell these? I kind of want to. I really think you should.

Yeah. Why don't you do limited runs? You could do only a hundred or two. Yeah. I think I'm just

going to bring them on the road. You know, just physical merchandise. And then he drowns.

Does that make sense? Yeah. No, like, um, you know, just bring them around. He drowns. Does that make sense?

Yeah. When I die and they talk about who died and they get up there and they say we're here to

honor the life of George and Hazel Pinkering. That clip of her where she tells us person you're

being haunted by a George and Hazel Pinkering. And the woman goes, well, it's a new house. She goes

the land, honey. The land. The land. She's so quick on her feet. You got to be when you're

right there. I'll be in my house. High as hell. I'll be watching this is I'm going to say George

and Hazel Pinkering, like I'm talking to the ghost in my house Orlando Orlando Orlando. Do we have

an Orlando here? He's here. He's here. God damn it. It's awesome. That, um, well, you know what I

watched the other day too? What? Now I had an MRI last year and in the MRI, they let me watch

an Netflix movie. So I said, when are you turn on that Ashley medicine documentary?

It was good. I'm just trying to actually medicine. So then a year ago, I watched part one last

week. I watched part three. I needed time. Okay. So I watched part two and three and they talked

about this company that created this. The people that created this company, Ashley Madison,

where people don't know you sign up and it's a website intended for you to be able to meet

somebody to do adultery with. Yeah. And so so many men signed up. Yeah. So many men signed up.

They had a data breach where all of the names of people who signed up got leaked. Do you know

about this? I don't even remember that. Of course it's like how God's so funny. Like one of the people

they mainly interviewed was like this YouTuber who was like a daddy influencer with his Christian

family. Beers. He got found on there. And first he made an apology for I just made it accounted

and do anything. And then later had to tell his wife, never mind. I've been at massage parlors

for a year getting it jorked. Jorked. They jorked my penis off. Yeah. So then they talked about

all the politicians and stuff around and then this one woman. She was like, I love my husband.

I just like found I found out about it because I didn't even know Ashley Madison was. I just like

found out about it because came home and he was in the car in the garage and killed himself.

Because at his work, they found out he had an account and they made him retire. And then he

knew he had to tell me and he just off himself. So one of the things they talked about was like

with a data breach that big the danger that some people put out with their men, you know,

might not be in a mental state to deal with something like that. So it was like obviously parts of

it are salacious because it's about cheating. The parts of it were like, oh my god. And then they

obviously alleged that Ashley Madison didn't take the steps to make sure that their users data

was actually safe. The other thing they talked about was like the women they thought they were

talking to. They made it sound like it was like a 60 40 ratio women in the website. You think

40% of women are looking for an affair. I don't believe that is true. So that's something they

talked about too is like former employees are like, I mean, there were bots. Yeah. Or you know,

do you remember when I talked about that documentary about the jerking off class where they had

employees get up there and get fingered? You also got to watch that girl. What is that? Is that

an exium? No, it was like it was orgasm ink. Not orgasm ink. Girl orgasm ink. But the

Ashley Madison doc was really interesting. Dark sided. The F.A.G.s are hurting. Yeah,

but the straight people are hurting. Everybody's hurting. That's a straight people website. There's

not gay, Ashley Madison. No, that's just called it being gay. Yeah, you know, open relationship.

Shall we read some reviews? Oh my god. Obviously we have to read some reviews. We have to.

Some pulse pounding reviews from the critics. Is there a dragon called Ashley Madison? That's a

fun drag name. It is. Get sued. No. No. No, the girls get sued now. Really? Lexi love from

Drag Race has problems with her name. Why? Why? There's another entertainer named Lexi love who's

suing her. Oh, that makes sense. But I mean, if you're like that, I can see that because you're like

creeping on her. You creeping on her search terms or whatever. I mean, I'm surprised that Yalena

Zamolichikova hasn't assassinated me. Mattel. I know. I know. But there's like, I have

that woman's last name, you know, and I'm creeped in. Do you be like that's a candy? I know,

but that's crazy. Like we're all in a daily bag north garden. Right. Patagonia is suing patagonia.

That person who does activism for a living. Yeah, I could see that. But what is she acting

against? That's the thing. I don't even think she's a poor for-profit artist. I think she's like

flat out a philanthropist. What are you going to do? Sue the earth. The land. The land. The land.

Ladies, ladies, you are so hilarious. I'm starting with your first episode and you're such a great pair

with a great podcast. I'm just laughing up worrisley. I can't say I know much about the gay or

drag scene straight 65 year old grandma here. That's right. But I'm hooked on Yal looking for it to

listening to all your podcasts and catching up on current episodes. Love you both. Teresa in

Missouri. I was going to say 65 years old in this straight. I was like, is this my mom?

She would never listen. Yeah, you know, thanks Teresa. Teresa in Missouri. Love, love, love.

Trixie and Katya are one of my favorite ways to boost my serotonin. Are we a medically-

I guess we're like a medicine commercial. Might as well be like, um, Merck. Merck farmers are

two old people on mountain bikes talking about side effects. Yeah, Trixie and Katya make cause

blindness. I do think people who listen to us, the side effect is they go to work and they like,

they do. They say things like the land, the land, and no one knows what they're talking about.

Not that we invent these things. No, we just, but our rattles become their rattles. And then

they're standing there at staples with their shift lead. And they say something hazel pink.

Right. They say jork in your penis or something. Yeah. Trixie and Katya are one of my favorite ways

to boost my serotonin. Love them on YouTube. Love their books. Love their podcast. Great. That's

the kind of love that I want me to. Let's see. Oh, my favorite duo honorable mention to whoever

lets out a cackel in the background every so often. They make me laugh out loud. They normally

laugh. Trixie. Yeah. The comments are like, I hate that girl who laughs. Tell her shut up. Put

it, put it, put it, put a boot in her mouth. Like when you, they listen to the pod, they listen

like this. Yeah. Not that Trixie. Girl again. Trixie has joy. They're like this fucking bitch.

That fucking, that mirthful bitch shut her up. Well, when you say that, you're silencing a queer,

a queer Mexican. Thank you. A lesbian Mexican woman Latin X lesbian. In fact, she should have an

she should have a megaphone that whenever she laughs, the car battery hooked up to mind a wired

nipples, fries them into outer space. George and Hazel. Pinker. Okay. Bye.

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