A Radio Station Has Reached Out

0:00There's been a lot of radio news around in Australia over the last few weeks, and I've been trying my darn just to not tell you this, but we've actually been approached. Hey, bye. Hi, I'm Moll from Tel Aviv, Israel. Hi, I'm Lacey. This is Denny. We're from Mount Arbord, Illinois, USA. Hi, I'm L.C. from Roanoke, Virginia, USA. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Tony. My name is Ryan. Thanks so much for joining us. And I've got good news. Oh, we always have good news. Grabbing your partners' butt has been proven by neuroscience to reduce stress levels and lower cardio vascular risk. I'm partner question business partner.

1:01Where are we at? If they're down, it works. And I am. I am too. Are you into it? Do you want to lower your stress rate? Researchers at Ling Sherping University in Sweden have done some wonderful stuff over there. It's great stuff. They've found that if you get up, see you soon. We're coming to visit. Can we sleep on your couch? They've found that your partner getting a fistful of glute drops stress hormones, fires up oxytocin and flips your nervous system, which is just science. Peer reviewed medical journal published science. Your partner isn't being annoying, they're just trying to save your life. I love that. I do find, and I guess this adds into all of the things that you just said. But a little slap on the bum or a squeeze on the bum feels so silly and always gives you a giggle. So I'm not surprised that all of that is a result of that. Well, the guys at Ling Sherping University don't fuck around.

2:02I love a little back grab. He's taught a little walk past a little grab. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. She is. She says, if she says don't, there is an A on the ass. She, we actually had a conversation about it the other day. She said, and this is like for not just back grabs, but like a lot of what I would call like being fun. She says, I appreciate it, but your timing is so off. Yeah. You need to know the moment. Yeah. if I'm stressed or got 18 things on the go. It's not the time. I think it's a long trip at university. Oh true, yeah. She needs to get with the program. Now, Tubbs and I will always do a sneaky butt grab. Yeah. But he, I guess the timing is maybe also a thing

3:02because I wear a lot of dresses. Mm. Sometimes a lot of short dresses. Ooh. And if you get a butt grab and a short dress, that's your whole pussy out. Yeah. Cause it lifts you out. Like if you do it, like it lifts it up. And so there's been times when I've had to be like, like I'm, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Yeah. So that would be the timing. It's never a mood timing for us. It's like a... My ass is on display. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair. But I just love a butt grab. I think it's just so silly. I love a butt grab. I have almost done it to Charles Moore because I've like, and he's not in, cause he knows. But I've like walked past. And because at home, I would just like to Tubbs or like, yeepy, loose, loose squeeze. And I've walked past Charles and be like, oh, I almost described your bum. Just like as a replay section. Just out of, yeah, yeah. I was just like, oh! At Northland, at the Northland Car Park. Cause in the Northland Car Park. And I said, oh, I almost described your bum. And he went, what? He was holding a camera. So, so there was evidence.

4:03Also, if you add in the Northland Car Park to any conversation, it just changes a lot of things. It does. Yeah, and I agree. Have you ever like made out with a random stranger? In the Northland Car Park. You know? Charles, would you pick someone up at the Northland Car Park? Would you pick me up? Can you drive me home today? Yeah, I can drive you home. Fuck yeah. How did you get here? I drove my car, but I just lay with you. Change things up. You didn't drive? Yeah, you didn't get it. In the Northland Car Park. Just have a couple after we were called today. It's got that energy about it today. It does. It does. If you knew to the show, let me tell you how the Tony and Ryan podcast came to existence. So, Tony lodged an IA working at Kiss the Radio Station in Melbourne and Tony is an audio producer and she's the funniest person in the building and the building is supposed to be full of fun and comedian, but Tony was funny. And it was because I was there. So, exhibit that.

5:05And so, I was like, why don't I like pretend to be your co-host so we can mock up a little bit of a demo? And because you had made videos online and you'd been on air for a long time. So, I was like, I just need some advice, I think. And I needed a bit of a good push because I wasn't very confident. And as you can read in Tony's excellent book, was annoyingly pushy. Annoyingly supportive. Oh, he said you were going to do that, where is it? Yeah, I didn't like that. But I wish I posted Instagram, I want to post a funny video as an Instagram. I go, well, Instagram's free, so let's say it. But I was like, I'm really embarrassed and you like, well, like, let's plot, you know, it was really great, actually. But the whole goal, well, the whole goal is to find a radio job. And there's been a lot of radio news around in Australia in the last few weeks. And I've been all weekend trying my darn just to not tell you this, but we've actually, we've been approached, it's happened.

6:08Really? Yeah. Who bought? I think we can, we can roll the tape. Hey, Tony, Sean Craig Murphy here, Content Director of Fresh 92.7 in Adelaide. The beat of Adelaide, we're the number one dance music station in Adelaide. And we're looking for a drive time host, four to six Monday to Thursday, so pretty cushy hours. I mean, not incredible money, but did I mention pretty cushy hours? Need you to do what everyone else is doing though, I need you to apply for the job. So I thought maybe you could record a demo. Lots of Adelaide references, if you can. Our premier at the moment is a guy by the name of Peter Malanowski, Maul's Balls, iconic landmark. Maybe mention a promotion that we're doing at the moment. We're doing the search for the premier dance artist in Adelaide. And it's sponsored by a really great little venue in Adelaide called Higher Vision Bar in Hindley Street. Our breakfast team is always good to plug the breakfast team. Tom and Callum, that's what their names are. They're kind of like Hamish and Andy, if Hamish and Andy ever did a five-day bender. Do it over a dance bed, energetic delivery, where it dances music station after all.

7:10Okay, forward to hearing your demo. So I've got all his notes. I've got all his notes here. Oh yeah. And because they are a dance music station, I've got a bed ready to go. Okay. But would you like to record a demo? Together? Or do they just need more? No, they just, unless we want to split a part-time wage at Adelaide Community Station. I've got a family in there. I've got kids. Oh, we're really... Kids are? We've put out some news. No, well, we've put out preferences in to Kinders. To the day we're with. So, well, I mean, I don't want to abandon you, but I feel like I've been fluffing you up for four and a half years and maybe like I can know my place. Maybe it's your time to shine. Maybe. Huck, you know, okay, hang on. How do I express my two-point seven? Sean Craig Murphy is also a hero of Adelaide, the Adelaide Airwaves. Isn't he just? Three first names, I mean, you don't get that for free. No, now, are you, is there any response?

8:12Obviously, we'll get to making the demo, but how are you feeling about, you know, a personalized video from the boss? I'm absolutely honest. I really, really am. Could this be your time? I hope so. I love Adelaide, as you know. See me on the beach. See me on the beach. I've been to Randall Mall. I mean, don't waste the gold, maybe I should save it. Okay, all right. Adelaide's fresh 92-point tip, the beat of Adelaide. Is that what they, is that their thing? It's the beat of Adelaide. Peter Malonakis, is that his name? I'm not quite, Peter Malonakis. Okay, well, you've written Peter Malonakis. My spelling isn't... What is it if it's a name? Yeah, that's not what's, it's not like, oh, it's part of the audition is Ryan Goddard's spelling. No, this is about Tony's delivery. I'm not on trial. Do you know what I'm just realized? What? You're sabotaging me, because you don't want me to leave. I don't want you to leave. But I would never... So you've given me the wrong intel, and I appreciate it. I would never hold you back from your dreams.

9:13And I think Peter Malonakis would have great. Peter Malonakis, I think you mean? Don't say that. Yeah, Peter Malonakis, that's what you've written. Oh. Are I going to keep chucked an S between the O and the K? Well, that's it being spilt wrong. That it needs more letters. Yeah. Peter Malonakis. Is that what it is? Yeah. Oh, I would just send you a reference. He was just giving you some examples. What's moles balls? The moles balls, remember? Is that what it's called? The big balls in the ball. But is that what it's called? Yeah, yeah. Farmers union ask of E.A.C. Well, these are just examples. Things from Adelaide. Yeah, so you can reference whatever you would like. Okay. I'm going to buy a higher vision bar and highly straight. God, they're getting some free fucking promo on this as well. The breakfast show is Tom and Calum. Adelaide's fresh 92.7. All right. Have I got a bed or something? How long's the bed go for? Two minutes, 17. Fuck me. Okay. You don't have to feel it. It's just background music. Oh, I want you. LAUGHTER Tea right now, a good talk break should be less than 17 seconds

10:16or something, isn't it? Hey. Is that what they cut you to? This is the drive show, baby. This ain't no music shift. I'm going for a content job. Yeah. So don't they need both of us then? I can't do content on my own. Well, I think you can. Tony Amd? I think you should believe in yourself. Tony Amd, Adelaide? Oh. You don't save the gold, don't you? Sorry. OK. Charles, what am I back announcing? Calvin Harris. Oh, of course. And that was Calvin Harris there on Adelaide's Fresh 92.7, the beat of Adelaide. I tell you what, I've seen me at Peter Mellon ask us this weekend out on the Union ice coffees and the fruit chokes. And you would not believe I've seen his malls balls. Don't forget to listen to Morrow Tom and Calama talking about our premier dance artist in Adelaide. That's what we're trying to find. And of course, as always, sponsored by Higher Vision Bar Highly Street. Adelaide's Fresh 92.7. Up next, we have the spins by Mac Miller

11:17and the Empire of the Sun, my current favorite song. And see you tomorrow on the Drive Home. I couldn't time out to something. There wasn't a song to hit. How was that? Is that OK? OK, I noticed I'm the only one clapping, but that's OK. Yeah, that's OK. Thanks for reaching my work. Yeah. I've just fingered the rest of the team for anyone not watching on YouTube. Yeah, I think you cheered. I just felt like I needed high energy. Just to clarify, like, I've just fingered the team. I think, though, that because it is a dance station, you've got to have the like, I didn't do any content that I just did a music shift. Do you want to put some content in? Could we edit this in, or do I have to do the whole beat again? I think we go from the top. OK. Calvin, that was Calvin Harris on Adelaide's Fresh 92.7. Tony Lodge driving your home today. And you'll feel the beat of Adelaide. Oh, sorry, cool.

12:17I haven't put you in the fader up yet. I've seen Peter Malone ask us this weekend. I've seen his malls balls out in the Rundle Mall, if you know what I'm saying. Get on the fruit shops, everyone, because you know what, I went out for dinner at that really fancy place. Opposite the Spearman Rhyne on this weekend. Absolutely beautiful seafood. Remember that place where you and I went for dinner that time? And we sat next to Bernie Vincent Taylor. I was absolutely beautiful. Sorry, that's my producer Rhyne on the other line. And you know what? It's a beautiful place to leave Adelaide. Where, why would you want to leave anywhere else? Absolutely beautiful stuff. Don't forget to tune in tomorrow to Tom and Calum six tonight, getting you out and driving you to work. They are currently... Oh, seven to nine. Oh, seven to nine. They just take it a really easy, yeah. All right. They are currently searching for the premier dance artist in Adelaide. And I think I might have a bit of a go if you know what I mean. Watch out for that video on the socials tomorrow. That's fresh92.7 at Adelaide.com. And coming up next though, the spins by Mac Miller,

13:21Empire of the Sun. A real favourite of mine at the moment. You are listening to Adelaide's fresh92.7, the beat of Adelaide. Oh. LAUGHTER I think one of the great things about your audition is that you were seeing the songs as well. Oh, yes. They say my kids are right. Those music worldies really start out enough after all. And they come out of my paycheck. Do they? Yeah, wow. I feel like I improved a lot in the second one. And what I will say to the staff is every time Tony does anything, it's just a little bit better than the last time. You saw it in real time just now. Imagine by the Thursday of your first week. Thursday, yeah, wow. Tomic, seven to nine they're doing. Yeah. I mean, we could do that. Today, you want to fuck Tom and Kalamaz. No, no, Adelaide is ju-shin. LAUGHTER Sorry, Adelaide. Well, is he on the line? Is he interested? No, he's joined.

14:21He's joined. I've heard that name a lot. I've known that, he's one of Adelaide's greatest. Wow. And is that recorded on a Zoom call? Yeah. Did you have a Zoom call with him? Dude, I take being your cheerleader and agent very seriously. Well, were you on a Zoom call with Sean Craig Murphy? I need more details. What do you think it was for? No, I need more details. All right, here are the details. Do you want the real details or the showbiz details? Both. Give me showbiz first. It went a little bit like this. Hey, Sean Craig Murphy. You know how you're hiring a driver. It's dreading to be a good bid on Tuesday. Show of turning your dishes. Amazing. And he goes, yeah, great. What can I do when I said tell us what you need? Amazing. What was the real details? No, that was the real one. What was the showbiz? Sorry, no, the showbiz is, they're both the same thing that I think about it. Yeah, because, well, the showbiz is like behind the curtain is like, oh, it requires that. Yeah, that's, but on a Zoom is just so funny to me.

15:21Yeah. Like, well, I'm going to walk over to his house in Adelaide and get it in person. I'm just asking him to film himself or something. Mate. Like, getting on a Zoom is so crazy to me. I take this job seriously. No, no, no, no, I don't really appreciate it. Maybe I should be auditioning for Adelaide's 927. Please. No, I'm pretty busy. No, Ryan's not going to do his talk break. Yeah. I've long retired. No, come on. Bead said all the funny stuff. Charles, put that bed away. So we'll send that off. Would you like his notes? You won't need to send it off. He'll listen to this live. He's just heard it. He's on the phone now. Hello. He's on Zoom. Peter Malinowski. It's Peter Malinowski. Sorry, it's my friend, Peter Malinowski. I'll welcome you to the state. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. He said he can't remember the time of the restaurant we went to. Hi. I am Wolf. I'm Tel Aviv. Israel. I'm Elsie. From Roanoke, Virginia, USA. Hi. I'm Lacey. This is Danny. We're from Mandarin, Illinois.

16:21And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yeah. I'm asked to shout out to a few of our champion tapas might be my last ever time because I might be the new hot 407. I think was fresh 927. Yeah. There it is. There it is. Just put the logo up as our wallpaper. We'll be sad. We'll miss you. I can't. Why do you want me to go? No. No. Well, this is how it started. And I thought I was like giving you a great opportunity. And Sean Craig Murphy was on the phone. All three of them. Yeah. Sean Craig and Murphy. They were all on. Yeah. Yeah. Pleased be quiet. Yeah. There's our movie talking. Yeah. New is our movie talking. New is our movie talking. Um, Kayla. Thank you very much for being a champion taper over at our Patreon. Gemma, good on you. Gemma, that's Gemma with a J. Not a J. You know, one of the first crushes I ever had.

17:23Tell me. I'm pretty sure Gemma with a J was in the first ever big brother. And she was like the makeup girl. I do. I never watched it until. It's probably because you weren't born yet. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't I was probably but yeah, yeah, like probably wasn't allowed to watch it. Yeah, cuz it was pretty Oh, oh my god. She looks exactly like direct Kemsley from real house. I was a Beverly Hills Maybe that's what she does now Charles Google direct Kemsley D.O.R. I.T D.O.R. I That is Yeah, like they really look alike yep They really look alike have they ever been sick. They do look alike and go back to Jemma for a second They really look alive and that pictures 20 years, so yeah, like maybe they are that's what she does that is crazy Anyway, um, she was your first crush. Oh one of them. That was just that that was that right here I was like if you just go on TV. What did you watch on TV? What's his new hot show brother?

18:26That was me being in love with Rob Mills on a shiny not all the first season Yeah, yeah, yeah, what a heartthrob She wasn't that first season just Oh, stop. Oh my god, cuz I'm a Davido and she got nodes and she had to pull out so sad. I Still think about that opportunity. She's from earth. Is she? Yeah Yeah, she's from Hamilton Hill Where's that it's at the good time me free. Oh, oh No, I was that for us. Yeah, honey. They call it honey Hill. Yeah, um, Maria That's not Sarah Maria from season one of big brother, is it? The Sarah Marie bummed in she was on she was on pajamas like she had like a line of clothing Like yeah in fucking came out of target or something. She was like a really big deal It was a huge that first season was amazing. I didn't even know she was the first season

19:28I remember like everyone started wearing bunny ears, and I was like what like I remember being like She bunny ears and pajamas and did the bum dance. Yeah, there she is. Yeah With eventual winner Ben. Oh, did he win? Yes, but let's I'm Andrew Louie I Got to spend my whole weekend Season 100 big brother Two what year actually I just said two thousand two. What are you gonna lock in? I Suck I've got no idea two thousand three. I'll lock in I'll lock in two thousand and two because that was your original and I trust you've got more than you the first season Big Brother was two thousand or first book Oh my god 2003 My nephew was born in 2005. That is crazy. That is disgusting. Sorry. I lied big brother Australia was two thousand and one

20:29Still wrong That was still fact that two thousand and one Fuck what did you graduate high school? I just graduated high school. Oh Oh Sorry, just then when you snaced your legs like tensed up and I saw right down Why are you looking down there? They're crazy and that's fine, but because your legs don't don't dump it. I just saw right down How do you like what you saw? I've got Your modest food Two thousand five life Yeah, are we feeling leaving? Anything in particular that's brought that on now did the snazes topped it off me I'm hang on so 2001. Yeah

21:30What year did you graduate high school? Five yeah, the year Charles was born. No, the year my nephew was born. Yeah. Yeah, let's him. Yeah, so I would have been what you know or something when big. Oh, that is prime. Yeah It was real naughty when it first started the way big brother up late. Um, what's left palm Charles? Yeah Why did you hit your hand? What's that mean? Is that might please tell me it's money in the job? That might mean I'm getting the job Each you left palm incoming money. Yeah Oh my god, you supported me so well now Luckily, you didn't audition because I wouldn't have got that You are welcome. You were just trying to save me. I've been your cheerleader and fluffer for four and a half years and Sometimes you need to let dogs fly Is that what that's saying means? Yeah, I've never heard I don't think it's what's the saying where you like you got a lot You know like um You know what holds back let it like if you love it let it go

22:33And if it comes back, it was yours and if it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with Think I read that on tumblr in 2006 To you after I finished high school. Yeah, I just graduated high school Oh, it doesn't fade again. I mentioned I had to learn good on your matter John Hollow, Sarah's a Sarah Masey Virginia I saw someone's Virginia just before when you sneeze Ashley Shell and Chelsea Rude like Rodney Rude Yeah, that's his daughter Rodney Rude's daughter Chelsea Rodney Rude is one of the Was that Kevin bloody Wilson right? Yeah, it's the most Australian comedian ever Surely that's Kevin bloody Wilson. Yeah, I'm just trying to for people outside of Australia that might not Understand Rodney Rude. Do you think that Kevin bloody Wilson, but also Rodney Rude are probably more famous outside of Australia than they are here I maybe the opposite

23:34Maybe no one's like I don't know if Rodney Rude's ever been on a plane I reckon he drives he just just spat on the ground Never been on a plane. No, but like he would have just driven to the next gig and he's falcon and like He's dogs in the back. Yeah, because that's just the kind of guys. Yeah Like because some things don't trans like if he had a yeah, I don't know I reckon that people like comedians like that now yeah on the internet would probably do pretty well Yeah, well, he would be cancelled immediately. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I'm yeah Yeah, you're right. He would get a lot of views in the cancellation process You know what I mean Do we know what anyone it's all true? Yeah, I'm leading do it. I apparently he's Big as well in London or the UK Yeah, Rodney Rude or Kevin bloody Wilson Rodney Rude. Oh, I've never heard of it Rodney Rude. I don't think it was this biggest Kevin bloody

24:34Yeah, because I think he wasn't now mainstream friendly I think Kevin bloody Wilson might have gone worldwide. Yeah, you're what's what say looking at and he's still around Yep, he has Kevin bloody Wilson has done tours in the UK Ireland, Canada and the USA There you go. Kevin bloody Wilson. Is he still going now? Can't be a long wikipedia child It's just like his website isn't the best. He's got a website. So Rodney Rude's like Tarvers. Yes, we're like mad ruders. He goes get a mad ruders. You know that's something like that. Yeah. Yeah He's still going Kevin bloody Wilson. He's onto it like right now. He's going to be in South Australia. Oh We'll be away. I'll probably interview him at my radio shot. Yeah And welcome to the Hymnly Street Studios Kevin bloody Wilson. Kevin bloody Wilson. He goes, I've been coming here didn't before you were born All right, anyway, I've seen him come and go here. It's fresh 92

25:35He goes, I've been at the Spieman Rino girls the way. Yeah, yeah wool shed What's that? Just one of the great nightclubs to ever have a rocking Bronco in it You know, I can mechanical ball in a nightclub. Yeah, that's called wool shed And I think it shut down for legal reasons. I've been to that version in Queen's town of cowboys in Queen's town In music on this just get you on you've had a few drinks and someone goes you know what you know what we should do risk your spinal cord Wouldn't it be fun if we just found out whether you can land on your neck and recover? Don't worry my husband broke my fault Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, you walk in but you don't walk out. Yeah I'm sorry Yeah, whoo, it gives you a leave time Um, all right. I've got a question for you Ryan and I guess Charles because he's here but all the tapas I would love to know. Well, you're here. Oh, yeah, you're the way you said it. So I just don't do it. Oh, fucking Charles Well, Charles isn't here. I've got a question for Ryan, Charles and Kevin bloody Wilson

26:39Can you say That was one of his songs. Okay anyway, is it what a great song you can't say Teen Canada. Oh, you can't say Teen Canada. That's a real song. Can any Canadians let us know if that is true I've been to Canada and I've seen you. I've seen you drop bombs and it's not true. You can't say it. Um If I called you on the way to your house like say I'm I'm coming over for dinner. Yep And I'm giving you a ball and I go hey, I'm just on my way. Do you need anything? I'm like I'm gonna go past the calls. Do you need anything? Yep Are there things that you can and can't ask for someone to grab Well, first of all, we just need to reflect on one of my great models in life in that there are no empty offers No, they know and that's not what I mean and not empty offer No answer but I I feel like

27:41Because that's become a bit of a meme in my brain. If you say do you need anything I'd be like And I'd really lean in but I feel like If I'm having you for dinner I'm taking care of the dinner. Yep And I would say like fair game would be like She wouldn't grab a couple of ice creams which are like a little dessert. Absolutely God, we didn't really need a dessert but like if you're feeling the car up and you go on the server You wouldn't check a couple of golden gate homes and you're fucking basketball. Yeah, yeah or Drinks because sometimes we got some drink but like I like these beers I like that wine and it's sort of like well and even the term like and whatever you want to drink bring it with Yeah, I think that's like a and I think that's fair game as well Yeah, cuz you like well, I've got some stuff here. You're welcome, so but if there's something you know something I like this Brandon fucking pick up a sixer and we'll share those but so and I think that's where I'm like That feels about normal feels about right and would you say that with that reasoning and that logic

28:46That there is potentially a bit of a statute of limitations of the time slot Is what you can ask for things for Like if I called you and and you go fuck You can't grab me some deodorant Kenya Like I would do it, but doesn't that feel weird? Okay, you fucking throw me with that It has to be related to dinner That's what I reckon I'm coming to your house for a reason. Is there anything connected to that reason? It has to be connected to the reason yeah, cuz I've been do you reckon so Charles? I do a great But also like what if you were like oh, I just ran out of toilet paper And then like you know that they're gonna need to use the toilet While they're there that is good job So I had a few cousins come around to watch the foodie the other night I love air and they're like watch you and I was like oh Bridge goes we've got people coming and we don't like have any snacks And I go just bring some Doritos and some blah blah blah blah And then cuz that's related to the reason that they're coming totally

29:48But then if I had a said Well the toilet paper is a great example cuz I go well if you don't bring any You can't use the toilet. Yeah, so like help yourself Bringing some toilet paper, but I really like this saying like Oh, why don't you grab we've got dinner covered can you bring some nibbles? Yeah, I think that is like a nice meeting ground of like Cuz otherwise when you have people over you end up going So over that and then you're like oh, yeah, I'm so fucked. I've organized all this shit my cousin Georgia Unreal salads unreal desserts. Oh, and she will not turn up to a place empty handed Is she the one that just got married? Yeah, like we looked after maple for her wedding. Yeah. Oh, what kind of salad she hauling? Oh, but it's always like how creative it's got a bunch of different stuff like she goes what's the main? Oh this okay We'll in that case. I would do a you know And every time people were like who did this salad in real Georgia That's amazing. Yeah, what kind of dessert she will do a

30:51A sponge because my grandpa used to do a sponge, but then you do the different kind of like sometimes it'll be like a Passion-free topping or if some people like a mint you'll do like you know like the arrow kind of thing Obviously not for us made that's okay But like if you were that way inclined. Yeah, no she'll fuck shit up Do you know what I said because you know I have like said you oh, how do you become someone who hosted in a party and you like Invite people over have a dinner party. It's one of the great hacks I watched this thing though, and it was like don't wait until you like ready to host It's like just start doing it because it's kind of a lost art now because people don't want to bother anyone You don't want to have people over. It sounds like what you're saying is start the fucking blog. I am I love having people over. It's so far. Did our parties are hitting my algorithm at the moment That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but like really like he's had to do it. He's had to set it up He's the thing he's about yeah, when are we coming over if only we had to you know a European trip coming up right now Yeah, well I come over to my room in the air being being ready

31:53All some Doritos and some Joderin and I'll see if we can have ourselves a good time Oh, and if you're bringing Doritos bring some light wipes because they get on you know Oh, because you get the little sticky. Yeah, yeah, there's nothing worse than having sticky. Yeah Can you imagine getting Oh Can you imagine getting finger or just like making out with someone and they've got like cheesy All right, I'm just imagining like being in like you know like being a teenager Well the and being like the time when you're having Doritos is the time when you pick it up It's out of party at about 11 14 on a Saturday night. Can you imagine saying so much? You might just So you imagine you're about to think of me because someone then you go Sorry, I had Doritos early on because I until the Doritos live for some people that's a power move Um, that's a bit hot though. I What nothing Having Doritos yum

32:56Doritos yum yum There's so many gross the earling power things in my body I feel like what I was going to say is just like so far away from like every day we stray foot in the from God Do you know what I mean like but Jesus is Lord. I just think that she's Lord I think that there are like there's a category of things that are like a casual thing to pick up for someone And then it kind of goes into like a quite a specific item because if you say that like you're coming over for dinner right And I go I'm making lasagna Yeah, and you go can I grab anything and I go do you want to grab some um ice creams for after yeah That's fair game, but if I go can you grab me some lasagna sheets? That's a best of my soul. Yeah, can you grab me some best of my soul and you go what have all you got means? I go better grab some means as well This is the design you have means in it. Yeah, nah, fuck okay, and you know the lasagna trade do you buzz? Cuz muddy jays caught mine, so you don't have one that I could use do you know what that guy

33:58Threatened us with violence after we destroyed them in the aim code Crater awards and still couldn't give you a fucking lasagna trade back Mate, I can't get over it. I'm gonna send that guy a cease and desist What about if you're not going around to someone's house for dinner, but you're going around for a hookup Do you call and say do you want me to grab anything? Yeah, I would All right text and be like hey like just leaving my now see you in 30 minutes like let me know if you need something from calls Yeah, I think that's right. Would you? Charles is a hookup king. Would you do that? I have him Oh, so you're a gentleman Would you offer to pick something up on the way? Yeah, and we're all good But you do that on the way to my house like if you're coming to my house, you'll always sell it. Can I grab anything? Yeah, you go. Yeah, some condoms Yeah, Eljana It's normally Eljana Should we test our friendship Tony you and I yeah Always What is the most constantly tested

35:00No, that was just a silly joke. Can I take it back? Why are our feet touching again Like we can bring around or ask for the most intimate personal item and it's sort of like a game of chicken Well, you I but I would do it. I know That's what you brought me deodorant when we were on the goal coast. I did you will like I'm just going down to the convenience store and I was like this is so rogue But could you get me some deodorant? I think the person at the convenience store thought I was going to hook up Because I walked in and got deodorant and like to brush and some chewing gum and he's like this guy's going to Yeah, and a rocker be milk And you just mean to make us delight He knew that you were carbon A rocker be protein. He's like filling up with protein before he fills up her with protein. So yeah, she's on the white diet Um, oh hey, sorry not to assume um, but I think you're it was to see you. Yeah, but I'm just saying he can't judge you

36:02Yeah, he doesn't know The only guy can judge me any ass. He's like where are you going? You go? Have you seen Tony? And he goes oh my god Yeah, the host of out of like one 92.3 92.7 Anyway, we were going to my sister's for dinner And I um had I messaged her and just said like hey, we're leaving now Yeah, I'll be there in like 20 30 minutes whatever and then she calls me and she goes hey um Any chance that you're going by the calls and I was like oh, I can't what do you need like so fine? Yeah And she goes oh, I need some semolina flour for something I'm making tomorrow Absolutely fucking not fair game Tomorrow's dinner. Yeah, the food that I'm not going to be able to enjoy and also not a casual thing Like I wouldn't even know where to fucking look for that in a coles but like so if you read

37:05milk Favorites ice cream. This is why right there are like a there's like a category of casual things that you could be like Doritos and wipes to get the Doritos off your fingers before you think me and funnily enough condoms. I think a casual Same, I think that that's actually so hey babe I'm coming over tonight and you go hey fuck We're rare on empty. We used all 12 last week till they come to pack the 12. I don't know um We used to it a time to be safe, so What for both ends of these car because it's that long This is condoms for the top half and this one's for the base It leaves one in the front one in the back so we don't cross contaminate Now that was Between changes in Like a snake skin That is The fuck you have said on the show That is the worst and it's all Mark pilly the snake hunter

38:06He deserves better than that. It's made been made worse because I think on tiktok I saw a snake shedding its skin the other day And now I'm visiting that in one of your offices And it's just like There dragging out my asshole like a dog on a shape Childs are just showing us he's um a photo of him from the weekend. Yeah, what's her name um Anyway Fucking out. So did you get the flower? Well, of course you fucking did because I did because yeah And then I was like oh, what are you what are you using the same line of flower and we get to She goes into something for tomorrow and you go who's coming around tomorrow? She goes oh my favorite family members The rest of them yeah, she's yeah, I thought I'd get away you away tonight But what I was gonna say is like what do you think is a casual thing to pick up but we've covered it all of those things I like so fair guy what are things you're gonna use for the purpose that you're there

39:08I'm blown away by toilet paper. That's a great answer because I think that's still Like the category of like we'll probably use it while you're here. You know like during COVID Um how like all the toilet paper was gone or whatever But then like but then we had to use towels we were short um When I've been nothing but supportive. No, yeah, yeah fully. Yes, I ended me. I really for sure a little fucking dagger in there Yeah, didn't yeah Sorry, I'm gonna get too flirty now. I took my shoe off so that I could finger you will get to you again I'm not gonna tell you you said that whilst our toes are touching. Yeah, sorry Back in your bird now do you remember when it was like all the toilet paper was gone? It was fucked but like you could have you were allowed up It wasn't like in lockdown, but it was just like the panic buying yeah, and I remember having people over from work And being like can you please bring toilet paper with you because I've got like two rolls

40:08And that has to last us and everybody brought over a little roller toilet paper. That's a cool. Jason's wife Lou brought two with her that don't I? Hey, I don't right. Yeah, that's if there's an every excuse to get started having dinner parties It's to bring toilet paper over. Yeah, you you had a profit at that night I could have flipped that on the black market. They were going for a bit too. It was yeah Yeah, yeah, you could do well to close the loop here. Yep Where are you I feel like you've been skirting around something that we just need to rip the band-aid off and say it out loud oh We've got a bit on coming up soon. Yep, so I'm not putting a time on it But I'm more mean like mentally and spiritually It feels like you want to host a dinner party I absolutely do do you guys want to come over? Yes, when I get when we get back from Where are we going? Stop home and then coming home. Yeah, we should do that Cost of entry one toilet roll. I'll do it. I'll bring something work. Yeah

41:14And you're all going to call me on your way over and go can I grab anything and I'm going to give you the oddest Thing Yeah, can you give me some two flosses on my eye? Can you adopt a puppy Can you bring me some freshly squeezed juice Not from the store. I need you to squeeze it on your way over You know how there's oranges and the fruit section at Woolworth. Yeah, can you get six and squeeze them into it? I think going back home Squeeze it. I buy a squeezer from aisle four Do it in the car. You're in the in your center console Um, I love to say that. My love seat today is from Lauren Yeah, do you think you're on a plane? No, different one um I was out for dinner at a sushi place with my husband. Yeah, and I wore my tar putty Oh, that's so fun Similar to the one I'm wearing right now As we were at I ran to woman smiled and said top. Yes, girl. Oh my god

42:19Topper in the wild. It was a great moment to see a topper in the world and I really love to see it I love to say that that's amazing Lauren. Thank you very much for sharing that. That's awesome Um, my love to see it is um, I saw I was getting fuel the other night What We've just said the word fingered so many times and then you said I was getting And I was like nah Um, no, so 12s and I were out and he was getting fuel and I was like sitting in the car You know like passing your princess and you're just sitting there like waiting for it to be over Um, and we were sitting at the BP on Bell Street. You know the favorite one. Yes. Yeah, well Oh, she's playing T-Rod as his plenty road, but no We can't turn left on the right hand. Yeah, no, actually. Yeah Um, I was sitting there and this this man and his daughter will like He was walking and like holding the dog on the lead And she he was holding her hand and she was rollable lady It was so cute. So he'd like and it was kind of like seven or eight o'clock

43:23And so they walked over was she'd blighted. Yeah, obviously fair point fair play to it He's got the dush and on like little sausage dog on the lead and holding his daughter in the other hand So she didn't fall and they blighted into the BP and got an ice cream each and then blighted back out Like three ice creams for the Sraven In here in the desert the dog didn't get one. Oh Um, but you know, she was wearing a little backpack So maybe there was one for mommy in the backpack But it was so adorable. That is a very very good you love to see it I reckon there's room for it to become the greatest you love to see it of all time And it's not by adding something. It's by taking something away I Want to see the kid on rollerblades Holding the dash and on the league like being water-skied down the road. Oh, that would imagine seeing a young girl holding a golden gay time ice cream Yeah skiing behind a running dash and down Bell Street. Oh Wow, maybe that's what's on the cards for her. You got to build up. She's just getting up some speed

44:26Yeah, getting sick. Yes, I just thought it was so let this dad Just has the patience of a fucking saint and she's hobbling along on her fucking blight It was so adorable. That is adorable. It was so cute and did you and did you just go? Oh It just gave me the warmest feeling inside and I was like I've got to share that on the part That is beautiful. I thought it was so cute. So you love to say it. I do love to say that I'll also give you a warm feeling inside If you'd like. Thank you Tomorrow on the show What is tomorrow? Oh This is new grounds for our podcast Someone A tapah has been through like a pretty traumatic experience. Oh So that's very unfortunate, but they've asked for a very specific favor to help cheer them up from the other tapas Yeah, and so this I don't think we've had anything so specific and it like You know how there's like you asked for it Oh like the tapas have come through but maybe like I always do but maybe like too well

45:28Great. Yeah, so um Strap in okay. Strap into your old blight Strap into your old blight. Go get yourself an awesome about straight fucking settle in tomorrow's gonna be cracking up We'll chat to you then. Love you. Bye