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There was an old man who susposed that the street door was partily close, but some very

large rats ate his coat and his hats while that betrayal old gentleman does.

There was an old man of the Isles whose face was pervaded with smiles.

He sang high down little and played on the fiddle that amiable man of the Isles.

There was an old person of tartary who divided his jugular artery, but he screeched to his

wife, and she said, oh my life, your death will be felt by all tartary.

There was an old person of Prague who was suddenly seized with the plague, but they gave him

some butter which caused him to mutter and cured that old person of Prague.

There was an old man of Peru who watched his wife making a stew, but once by mistake

in a stove she did bake that unfortunate man of Peru.

There was an old man of Lake Horn, the smallest that ever was born, but quickly snapped up.

He was once by a puppy who devoured that old man of Lake Horn.

There was an old man of Hague whose ideas were excess will be vague.

He built a balloon to examine the moon, that deluded old man of Hague.

There was a young lady of Turkey who wept when the weather was murky.

On the day turned out fine, she ceased to repine that capricious young lady of Turkey.

There was a young lady of Norway who casually sat in a doorway.

When the door squeezed her flat, she exclaimed, what of that?

This courageous young lady of Norway?

There was a young lady whose nose was so long that it reached to her toes.

She hired an old lady whose conduct was steady to carry that wonderful nose.

There was an old man of Quebec, a beetle ran over his neck, but he cried with the needle.

A sleigh will be the angry old man of Quebec.

There was a young lady of Poole who soon was except so late Poole.

So she put it to boil by the aid of some oil that ingenious young lady of Poole.

There was a young lady of Parma who's conduct grew calmer and calmer.

When they said, are you dumb?

She merely said, hmm, that provoking young lady of Parma.

There was an old man with a poker who painted his face with red ochre.

When they said you're a guy, he made no reply, but knocked them all down with his poker.

There was an old person of Sparta who had 25 sons and one daughter.

He fed them all snails and weighed them in scales.

That wonderful person of Sparta.

There was an old man on his nose, most birds of the air could repose, but they all flew away

at the closing of day, which released that old man and his nose.

There was an old man of the North who fell into a basin of broth, but a lot of will cook

fished him out with a hook which saved that old man of the North.

There was an old person of Trings who embellished his nose with a ring.

He gazed at the moon every evening in June that a static old person of Trings.

There was an old man of Aosta who possessed a large cow, but he lost her.

But they said, don't you see, she is run up a tree, you envious old man of Aosta.

There was an old man from Nile who sharpened his nails with a file till he cut off his

thumbs and said calmly, this comes of sharpening one's nails with a file.

There was an old person of Troy whose drink was more brandy and soy when she took with

a spoon by the light of the moon inside of the city of Troy.

There was an old man of Cape Horn who wished he had never been born, so he sat on a chair till he

died of despair, that doorless man of Cape Horn. There was a young person of Crete whose toilet was

far from complete. She dressed in a sack, speckled with black that blifters for some of the green.

There was an old man of a bruise so blind that he couldn't his foot.

When they said, that short toe he replied, is it so that dopeful man of the abyss.

There was an old person of mold who shrank from sensations of coal, so he purchased some muffs,

some furs and some fluff and wrapped himself well from the coal.

There was an old person of Cromer who stood on one leg to read Homer when he found he grew stiff,

he jumped over the cliff which concluded that person of Cromer.

There was a young lady of Claire who was medley pursued by a bear. When she found she was tired,

she abruptly expired that unfortunately the Claire. There was an old man of Calcutta who perpetually

ate bread and butter till a great bit of muffin on which he was stuffing. Choked that

horde old man of Calcutta. End of selections from a book of nonsense by Edward Lear.