Acid Breath: The Gold-Oil Puzzle

A market meditation disguised as weather report, part Fear and Loathing, part BBC Shipping Forecast.

Markets drift in a haze of caution and theatrical boredom.

Bankers profit without joy, express bubble caution

Traders fears resemble yoga poses held too long.

Everyone trembling, pretending its balance when its really strain.

This is macro as performance art:

Verdict, witty, contrarian, and usefully boring in the best way.