Adam Devine: BDE & Pitch Perfect (FBF)

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I have to tell you, I was a huge Maroon 5 fan and I'm glad that you agreed to sit down

with me today and discuss the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage.

How many times did you cheat with women that you met on Instagram?

Zero times.

It's Adam Divine, not Adam Levine, thank fucking God, thank fucking God.

What is up daddy gang, it is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy daddy.

Are you taller than me?

What's going on?

No, no, no, no.

Your legs are longer than mine.

This is the thing on Instagram, everyone thinks that I'm like six feet and then they meet

me in person and they're like, why are you so short?

I'm like, first of all, you're not fuck off, you're appropriately sized, you're a great

size.

But I'm like, that's the first thing people say, but then look at where your foot is dangling

right now.

I have long legs.

Yeah, and see, look at my little, no, you're taller than me, but my legs are long.

Yes, true.

That's fair to say, right?

I've got a weird shaped, like my torso is the exact same length as my legs.

Look, and you do this, like that's not, it's not even like flexibility.

That's just, yeah, yeah, but see how that was kind of, yeah, that was, wait, that's

great.

That's a good trick.

I mean, it's our asking people.

Also, you did that very, yeah, it's like two, it's, do you do that often?

It's on my whole career is based on me doing that.

They're like, you're a physical comedian, I'm like, no, my body is shaped weird.

It's funny.

And you laugh because you're like, that's all what's going on, like a human cartoon.

I think you look great today.

Thank you.

I wore my fancy jacket.

It looks really nice.

I asked my wife, I'm like, I'm like, should I like dress nice and she's, I was, she's

like, no, you could be casual.

And then I like wore what I was wearing.

And she's like, maybe no, wear something else.

I was in sweat, man.

We'll put a jacket on.

No, I think you look great.

I love your watch.

The whole thing is going great.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Okay.

Okay.

Here we go.

I'm going to just do this little intro that the world needs.

Okay.

Adam, welcome to call her daddy.

Okay.

Oh, I thought we were doing the Adam Levine bit.

No, but I thought for a second you were going to say, thank you.

I don't know why.

And that, that little like, it was like so creepy when the straw, okay, I'm going to

start over.

Here we go.

Adam, welcome to call her daddy.

Thank you.

I just have to tell you that I was a huge Maroon 5 fan.

And I'm really glad that you decided to sit down with me today and talk about the scandal

surrounding the infidelity in your marriage.

How many times did you cheat on your wife with women that you met on Instagram?

Zero times.

It's Adam Divine, not Adam Levine.

Thank fucking God.

Thank fucking God.

Adam, welcome to call her daddy.

Thank you.

One fucking letter.

One letter.

It's so close.

I actually, I met Adam Levine once at a party and, yeah, I'm cool like that and it was

a Halloween party.

I was dressed as a wizard.

So it wasn't me being cool at all.

I'm like, I'm like a wizard with like a wizard staff of like beer cans taped together,

you know, and I go up to him.

I was all excited and was like, Adam Levine.

I'm Adam Divine.

Like, yeah, no, I know.

And I'm like, I get Adam Levine all the time on Twitter where people are like, at me,

Adam Divine, but then say, it's so hot, shirtless, singing on, like I just went to his concert.

And I'm like, it happens to me all the time.

I'm sure you get me sometimes too on Twitter, right?

And he goes, literally never, literally never, I'm like, you're like, okay, never, not

even one time.

He's like, mm-hmm.

So he is a fucking dick.

No, I love that.

Sort of habit, like, but also invite me back to the Halloween party.

Right, you're like, I will come back as a wizard.

Do you think actually people thought that it was you in that situation?

People did, like, it wasn't, that's, I like post it.

I would never, I'm not big into like inserting myself into someone else's drama.

I'm like, this guy is already going through it.

And so I was like, steering clear.

And then like, like news organizations, I forget what it was, it was like the Baltimore,

like their local news, their headline was, Adam Devine cheats on pregnant wife and said

Adam Devine.

And then I was getting so many people that were just DM me, me being a fucking dare you.

And then you look at their page and I'm like, this person does not follow me.

They have no, they are not workaholic fans.

They have not seen my movies.

Like they truly were a Maroon 5 fan and now hate me on accident, like somehow clicked

the wrong thing.

And so it had, I was getting legitimately hundreds of DMs.

And did your wife at all be like, give me your fucking phone.

Just let me check.

Let me check this out.

The name is too close.

Like it could be you too.

Dude, that's so fucking crazy because I remember when you posted the Instagram and the caption

and it was just brilliant of you to just be like, hey, just so you know, like we're

good over here.

My wife and I are happy.

I'm not cheating.

Yeah, I guess I am a comedic genius.

Yeah.

You're pretty good.

You're not bad.

I probably shouldn't have given you a straw.

Yeah.

But too much work I'm doing over there.

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here I think that you are extremely funny I think you're very unique and Hollywood your humor is

amazing and I'm very happy you're here and Adam Levine thanks Alex you grew up in Nebraska I did

I've never been to Nebraska most people have it okay what is a stereotype that people in Nebraska

have that you think you defy I feel like Nebraska is like it's such like a flyover state like I

feel like if you're not from there you just haven't been there so there's like no stereotypes people

are just like Nebraska huh wow I've never really huh so there's no stereotypes so I feel like

when they meet me they're like that's what you look like yeah well I mean I feel like I look like

I'm from Nebraska I'm like you're like yeah this guy eats steak he eats corn a lot you could

tell he isn't off the carbs he's full carboloding with baked potatoes on the rag right like a

light guy from Nebraska yeah they're like he puts real butter on his potatoes you know what that's

a really great way to explain it because I wasn't I think I as I was thinking about this question

that's exactly what I was wanting you to tell me something that I didn't know about Nebraska

because I'm like I don't know much yeah we're just a we're a sturdy people heart you know

sorts of the earth I think they say okay yeah I don't know what that phrase means but I love it though

we're gonna go with it do you think that there's like an accent happening there that we don't

know about like a Nebraska accent I know people in Nebraska think that our accent is like flat but

when I moved to California for the first time I was on some like head shop on Hollywood

Boulevard being like you can just buy pipes what this is crazy and uh and the guy behind the

counter was like where are you from so I think I must have had an accent I don't think I have

much of one anymore what do you think I can hear like a tiny twang but what I I am from a little

twang like a little like it's not southern it's not yeah it's something it's unique yeah a little

a little salt and pepper exactly the salt and pepper meat and potatoes vibe that's right I'm from

Philadelphia mm-hmm outside of it though and I'm just so happy that I don't have the Philly accent

do you know the Philly accent it's atrocious yeah so I'm glad you don't have it no I don't know

I don't know if I could do a Philly accent but I will say that Philly I've had a great I've done

awesome shows there and I've had a great times there but it was one of the few places in Boston

it's kind of like this too where people just like want to fight you like it was like right when

workaholics just came out so we were like newly famous or whatever and we like went there on

some sort of tour and this guy we're like genos or pats cheese steaks like what we're gonna try

both and we're eating there and some guy was like fuck you you think you're cool huh oh fucking

mr. Ollywood and I'm like I'm gonna have to fight a man you're like I just wanted to cheese yeah

I'm like I'm not like a confrontational guy so I'm like I gotta put up my dukes I'm like do I

call them dukes I don't know I'm gonna get my ass kicked by this you're you're so accurate number

one let me just proclaim this so that no one in Philly hates me now and comes for me I've had

a great time there love aggressive aggressive people the fans are so aggressive yeah my I grew up

my dad worked for the Philadelphia flyers oh cool and so I would always go to these hockey games

and after every game or in the middle of the games I would always be asking my parents like

why is everyone so angry like we're even winning like why are we angry now they're losing all

the time and it's like not they're really angry but it's such an aggressive mentality and it's

a little scary but what's scarier is yes the accent like do you know what we call water

like water water water with a deep I'm going home to drink some water you're going home to drink

some water going home to drink some water go eagles yeah I think in Omaha we don't say water

we say water it's not we say we do say like mom oh like mom dead mom so it's like a mouth opening

yeah it's like it like vowels just like fall out of your mouth like okay but at least you're

enunciating you know what I mean like that's a little bit better so Philly love you all shout out

but if you say water it's fucking water yeah one thing I love about you is that you do seem like

you are entirely like open about just putting yourself out there like you don't give a shit

what people think so can you give us some advice for someone that's listening that's like

introverted shy a little insecure like how do you get to a place where you're like I don't

give a fuck what people think about me I'm just gonna do what I do yeah and I tell I'm always

given advice uh no but I I feel like it just nothing matters oh it just doesn't matter like it

does it I would say 99.5% of the time it just doesn't matter like what that person thinks of you

they're not thinking about what you just said like they will you my wife does this all the time

or she'll say something and then like I she's like tossing and turning and she can't sleep and

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know one thinks about anyone else we're only thinking about ourselves all the time so fucking true

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you get the chairs where did you get the chairs I won the chairs when you're in person when you're

in person you can't and imagine a woman in a skirt and heels oh yeah that's the moment where I

say I'm sorry yeah you you're gonna figure it out you got your pants on yeah I am wearing pants

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if you squirm around no one's judging you because this is this is we're moving chairs we're moving

houses actually but we're also leaving these chairs behind okay okay okay great um let's talk

about workaholics okay to anyone that hasn't watched it you live under a rock it's about

three dudes in their 20s that live together and work together that's right how did you meet your

co-stars and who came up with the premise of the show uh well I met Blake and Kyle who played

Carl our drug dealer on the show who ended up directing most of our episodes uh we met in improv class

at community college at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa California yeah and we was like day one

of improv class and at the time Blake he has this like long cool dude hair and he had this like tiny

little fro and in high school they called him afro fetus because he was so skinny with this tiny

little afro and uh he really has blossomed as he's gotten older because he's like considered like

hot boy now uh but he was only as buck back then I'm looking at you Blake and uh any I just

thought he was so funny so afterwards it was weird because it was like I was sort of like

hitting on my friend you know it we're like I remember like my other buddy was like

what's going on over there because I came out to him with a little nervous I was like hey what's up uh

if you'd be down for it uh it'd be cool if perhaps me and you could get together and write some

comedy bits together and Blake said yeah I think that'd be cool man you know and uh and then I

moved up to California up to LA from Orange County of about a year later and met Anders at the

second city uh which is a improv school I can imagine being in an improv class there's some characters

in there like did you do you think you thrived in improv class or did you keep to yourself a little

bit better I kept to myself a little bit I mean like because I would say the like improv classes are

weird have you ever taken one I kind of did in college but that wasn't even a fucking thing yeah so

like I took a lot uh especially when I was like uh like 18 19 and there's always like a business

man who's just like the funny guy in the office and then there's like 12 prulunatics who are just

like the psychotic aunt who's just like they say I'm funny and you're like yeah my god lady

and then there's uh like maybe two normal people who you'll end up seeing later on in life like I

know like uh like Eric Andre was in an improv class of mine back in the day and then all the

workaholics guys and Jillian Bell who was on workaholics I knew from improv classes and stuff so

you can find little diamonds in the rough there's on the periphery or like I want to stay away from

that person that person's insane yeah there's always like a few people that you can tell

aren't lunatics who are actually trying to figure out how to make this into a profession so you

come up with the show and it's fucking hilarious is there ever a point I'm thinking of like

you guys then are friends and you're filming as friends was there ever a point in like a joke or

a scare or something happening where you guys took it too far and like you couldn't air it

no there was never like we couldn't air it comic central especially back then was like

really uh really cool and open and and down I feel like we might not be able to get away with

everything because every things are a little touchier now like we did one bit where Carl the drug

dealer um was sick of his penis and he wanted to remove it because it gets him in all the trouble

in his life and they were really worried about us being like transphobic or something and we're like

well it's not about that he just doesn't want to have his penis and that was like a real battle

that we had for a while but we ended up winning and the show was very funny we did another episode

where um we go to our neighbor's house and they're having a pride party and we think it's pride

fighting like UFC like pride fighting uh but they're a group of gay men having a pride party and

we go there and then uh we get blackout drunk and we pass out and we wake up in the in their bed

and I wake up and I think I have jizz on my face and I'm like oh my god uh I think we fucked

each other and then the two gay guys are like you guys were really you guys were going at each other

you guys were fucking each other a lot last night and so we go through that entire episode

and we're like a reeling with this and then at the end of the day we're like I'm glad if I were to

fuck a man it was you and we're together and we're like and we're together and then we go back to

that to him and we're like wearing rainbow shirts now and we're like we're out and we're proud

we fuck each other now and uh the guys like oh we were kidding with you it was toothpaste we put

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take it right to the edge in moments and I do think that's hard to do though the hardest part was

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12 you know so every once in a while it'd be like Durs is pitching a joke and you're like

well Adam is a fucking idiot and like also like egotistical and but also kind of a bitch so I think

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no not really I mean we're kind of we're brothers I feel so like yeah we get in fights but at the

end of the day you're like all right should we go get milkshakes or whatever whatever fat kid

thing we're about to go do yes you you basically booked pitch perfect around the time that you

were filming workaholics right what was the audition process like for pitch perfect where were

you at in your life like how did it all come to be I was shooting the second season of workaholics

and like workaholics had just come out and like it kind of clicked right away when it came out and

I was like I don't want to do an acapella well at first I didn't know and I thought it was a

baseball movie they sent me the sides and it's pitch perfect and I was like you know I don't

have time to go audition right now like I'm doing my show and it was really precious about workaholics

and they're like just go the producers like you just go so I went on my lunch break from workaholics

and like went down in audition and I thought it was a baseball movie and I see all these hot ass

dudes singing and I'm like you're not gonna get the baseball movie singing fucking pussy you know

and then I go in and it turns out it's not a baseball movie at all and I had to then I'm quickly

learning the sides and I'm like oh sure this isn't baseball at all and I go in and I do the audition

and they asked me what song I prepared and I didn't prepare a song so I'm like I didn't prepare a

song take it or leave it and they're like leave it well you you have to sing it's a singing movie

and I'm like and so I sing whatever pops into your head and the first song swear to god that

popped into my head was a whatever happened to predictability the milkman the people boy they

heave-in TV which is the full house theme song and they're like well they loved it and I left

my agent calls is like what do you think and I'm like I don't know I morphed into like an 80-year-old

jazz singer like I don't think I'm gonna get the I'm not because we have to sing like Rihanna

and shit I'm like I didn't prove that I can sing and they're like oh well get them next time

and then I got it the fact that in a moment of like kind of crisis the first thing that popped

to your fucking head was full house go yeah it was just like they're just like sings to whatever

popped into your head and I'm like I will say though that was like very accurate yeah I do

do a good I do a good whatever that man is wow okay so that's also great that you thought

it was a baseball movie I did um we're learning that I don't really read my emails yeah I sort of just

yeah read the headline and go got it I think it goes to my sort of mantra of nothing matters

and it's fine yeah everyone that's going to get a job don't prepare just like going it

I've never prepared today in my life and look where the fuck you are Adam and I'm wearing a

suede jacket you know it's fucking crazy though it's like did you it looks great yeah I think it's

way did you know that you were passionate about singing in acapella before pitch perfect I'm not

I'm not passionate about singing or acapella I uh no I'm like I still don't consider myself a singer

I'm just like good at it like I can just do it got it so like I don't you know some people like

are just can just like they're just naturally a good dancer they like I can just sing

which by the way was so funny I've always known I could sing I had like choir teachers in high

school be like you should join the swing choir and I'm like I want girls to like me uh I'm like

no thank you and uh I called my dad when I booked pitch perfect and I'm like dad I booked this

like studio movie universals making it and he's like oh my god yeah man nice so what is it

and I go it's called pitch perfect he's like baseball movie cool and I'm like not a baseball movie

it is uh it's a singing acapella movie and he goes but you can't sing worth shit and I go yeah

I can sing I'm a good I'm a pretty good singer and he goes bull shit and I'm like all right

well I'm gonna do in this movie and he goes I'd find a way to get out of that one I'm like I'm I'm

doing it okay no to self never listen to dad and it's also very interesting that you knew that

you were good at singing but you're not like you're not like singing around the house to your wife

no okay but what would be your go to karaoke song full house I don't like karaoke really

really because I'm like what I do for work is perform so then when I'm not working I don't want to

then go work okay that to me is what that is now it now sometimes like it'll be like

3 a.m. and where at someone's house and they bust out a karaoke machine I'll get up there and try

to sing don't stop believing or some bullshit but like I'm not gonna just you're not gonna do it

yeah when you are here to perform today I'm welcome I this is work okay great

paying me in what what the fuck there's more in there okay there's more in there just keep

working okay so last month because I was gonna say this and you know what you can deny me but I'm

just gonna say it anyways last month or two months ago we had John Mayeron and he did kind of like a

Christmas song right giving us a little Christmas cheer so I was wondering if you would be

interested in auditioning for the call her daddy 4th of July song episode all right here we

go okay sorry I'm quite I'm sorry I'm proud to be an American because at least I know I'm free

what you want to stand up next to you and red white and blue grill in burgers on the grill

a bush light for me and you know which essentially is America yeah I really love the

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freezer aisles today i'm gonna go through a list of some like random topics that are happening

in the world right now okay and i want your take on them okay yes okay number one

telling your friend that you don't like their partner i don't do it okay yeah don't just don't

do it you might lose your friend forever but uh what they're gonna do is i've done this before where

they like left their partner and you're like thank god she sucked dude and then they get back

together and then they get married and you're like i was kidding dude i'm a comedian what never

invited over the house what do you think about bde uh i have md

medium dick energy a big dick too much that seems too much it's a little too much to handle

it's a lot on the plate you have to schedule it you've got to think about i'm working with my mde

so that's what i'm really pushing i'm selling it i'm like a like a telemarketer i think that's

the title of this episode adam divine mde mde yeah i think it's great okay what do you think

about roadhead did not done enough in my life it's not done enough you would like that

i mean no that the older i get the more i'm like it's and then like where are we cleaning up like

and then it's more for the thrill of it yeah like as i've gotten older it's less appealing

but every once in a great while it could be a fun spread it up yeah what's your take on

peat david sin i love peat i know peat okay uh i i had him i on adam divine's house party which was a

stand-up show i did for comedy central and we had him season one he was 19 and i'm like this kid

must have a huge cock just something about him he's wiry those long wiry guys sometimes

got a big old Wang and then that was kind of the whole topic of conversation on set like we're

all staring at this young boy gauging the size of his johnson how do you feel about talking to your

uber drivers it's a slippery slope i've had a uber driver who realized who i was and

and drove me to their house what because it was on the way to my house i'm not really knowing where

we're going because i'm in a new city it was a house that i rented so i'm like kind of zoning

on the back and we pull up and their her family comes out and i'm like where are we i look up

from my phone and she's just like uh you don't mind do you and i'm like uh you can't say yes

because you're stuck there at their house now so you're like no so i'm then i get out

of the car a photo op one of their neighbors comes over i take photos with them and their family

and then i get back in the car and she takes me to my house now and then when we pull up she goes

hmm so this is where you live so it can really turn sideways on you yeah were you terrified to

sleep that night it was weird because her husband was like he was giving like method energy he was

like yeah man oh yeah and so i'm like that's a lot i don't know a little too much yeah i was like

covering up my watch i'm like no she's like sure it's a nice house you're renting you're like

getting any valuables in there no no valuables here you're like i'm only here for actually a couple

hours i'm moving location yeah i'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment holy that's

a fucking weird one yeah okay what do you think about um the band maroon five

fuck you Adam Levine but you have to about at least admit that one song slaps of like

she will oh no no no keep going no no you're good to school yeah it's a banger

yeah that one is that theirs yeah then yeah then yeah there he's i mean the guy's really talented

at many things how do you feel about sex on the first date it must a must you have to do it

right yeah it's like it's like opening the door for someone you're like you have to see like

are they polite are they good in bed you have to check it out yeah that i really appreciate that

take that's at a unique one i don't know if we've ever had someone say that on caller daddy

i'm here for for first i can already see the headline yeah adam divine says sex on the first

date is a must it's like opening the door yeah rape question mark is he it gets really good spin

out of control what the Adam what did you say my publicist just calls me shaking i don't know i

love that you showed up alone here yeah what what what am i gonna do yeah show up with what you

know i worked at the improv comedy club when i was like 20 to like 22 yeah and all the coolest

guys showed up alone the like really famous guys and they'd show up with like a gang of people

they were less cool but like Chris rock who's one of the most famous comedians would show up

just by himself and i was like that's that's how i someday i'll be like that okay this is call

her daddy adam so we have to talk about your dating we have to call our fathers okay okay once

you move to Los Angeles how was the dating scene here for you before you got famous i didn't well

i really i started doing standup and comedy when i was 18 and i'm convinced i wouldn't have ever

gotten a date or laid or anything if it wasn't for comedy just because i'm not i i never was like

the type of guy to be up and like lick my lips and do a squinny eye thing and like do this a lot

which like all my guy friends who are really good at being like

go what's up what you guys doing over here like that are like morph into that person they were

it was working for them i can do an impression of me doing that but then it but then as

like as soon as i have to talk to them normally they're like there's a different guy in there

there's not the cool squinny licking lips guy right right that was actually a great impression

thanks i think it was better than i've ever seen the actual originals oh yeah but have you seen

those tiktok kids with the swoopy hair when they go like how do you feel about boys dancing

i don't know dude i'm the swoop of the hair yeah like

how do you feel it's weird it's like a totally different thing because like that wouldn't

like maybe times are better or definitely times are weirder like because when i was in high school

that wouldn't have flown even a little bit like you had to keep you couldn't be doing that

shirtless with a group of friends and posting it somewhere and not getting like major backlash from

that so like kind of cool that kids are so comfortable being like super cringy and weird

on the internet that it's but for sure they're gonna look back at that in like four years and

be like oh Jesus Christ i'm trying to like get a job now and they're like future employer looks

and they're like oh you're the squinny eyed licking lip elbows out doing weird dance tiktok dance

kid you're hired you're achieved yeah my god you're plugged in i agree with you i don't think that

i think i would have found that like so unattractive if a guy at my school is doing that yeah

but and you're not 16 now so maybe if you were 16 now you'd be like oh my god calib

and skiler and chanston chanston yep is that a Nebraska no it has to be a name of some kid now

you know someone made that poor choice and neither get chance and then we're like and it's not

original enough add a tin to it chanston chanston hey all the chanston listen you know there's

like a dozen chanston's that are listening right now like oh shit they're talking about me

with their tiny little butthole mouse oh my god what

talking about me on call her daddy what the fuck is this you've seen those tiktok dances right

where they're like is that the move yeah are you on tiktok a lot no i've only i only see uh well by

the way i feel like i'm not on it enough for the algorithm to know me so i've i've been on it

like two or three times and every time i'm like yeah it's too much um but i want to

because my instagram algorithm is in barricade what is it it's just like my wife is like

Jesus Christ when she sees my like page it's just like swollen beef keg dudes what just from like

working out tips so like i look at so like this is like i still workouts from like these beefy

hunky dudes right uh because i'm like oh it would be kind of cool to look sort of like that uh you're

the dream no Adam because most girls are like taking the guy's phone and be like there's like hot

girls with bikinis your wife is like Adam again like you're looking at this guy and he's like

soba yeah but then she has like nightmares that i'm like secretly a gay man so like there is a

downside to right me looking at oiled up man on instagram right like it could be slightly

questionable yeah yeah but then you have the mde so she's like actually yeah she's fine your wife

is sending how did you guys me and how did you ask her out we met on a plane we met on an

airplane we sat next to each other the only way i can uh meet a beautiful woman like my wife uh

would be she has to sit next to me for four hours um that's good yeah and i didn't have to lick my

lips even once um no we were flying to new warlands and like we've stated earlier i don't read emails

so i didn't know that she we were in the same movie and so we were sitting next to each other

she recognizes me i don't know her i just think she's a beautiful woman sitting next to me

i have a girlfriend at the time i'm actively not trying to talk to this girl i'm like so she's

keeps chatting on me and i'm like god am i hot as shit today like what is happening like why is she

all into me and i'm like oh god man and so i play fruit ninja on my ipad for four hours straight my

hands hurt from just swiping doing combos with fruit and she was she was like oh this guy

and then we landed and then i see they like the guy with the sign with your name on it the the

driver went at baggage claim and she has one too and then my friend Nina Dobrov who's also in the

movie who i know her and and and she had a sign and i'm like oh we're all in this movie together

and Chloe bridges my wife was like yeah what did you think and i'm like i'm so sorry i had no idea

and i felt embarrassed i'm like let's all just ride in the same car together and get to know

each other go into baton Rouge because we were shooting in baton Rouge in a second 45 minute drive

from New Orleans and we go and Chloe's from New Orleans and she goes let's get drive through

Dacqueries which is a thing there yeah it's the best and we went through and like Nina to her

credit was like playing a cool it was like i'll take a couple of little sample sizes see see what

i like you know and so she has like a few little ones that she's sipping and then Chloe goes

i'll take the 38 ounce party starter oh my god and i'm like

i'm like i love this girl uh yeah we and so then when did you break up with that past girlfriend

a few weeks later and then and then we started to date but i hadn't been single in like years

so then i like was single for a while and felt like i had to be single and then after like

however many months six months or something Chloe was like you either have to call me your

girlfriend or we have to stop doing this and i'm like okay and you're my girlfriend okay

you're like i knew when you got that drink in the car it was over for me okay i got the party starter

what a legend yeah when you guys moved in together did you have to kick any like gross habits

that you had there was some weird conversations because i was given a lot of stuff from work

a holics like that people just send i'm sure you get stuff sent to you all the time right and so

like weird stuff so like uh fleshlight the like the it's like molded after like porn stars vaginas

or or whatever set me 25 of them so i didn't know what to do with them so for a while i was like

giving them away as like kind of gag gifts but then i like gave like two or three away and then like

i was like i don't want to be known as the fleshlight guy who just has like a treasure trove

of these so then i just stuck it in a closet but like they're all insane fleshlights they're like

alien fleshlights and yeah like alien vaginas and like in like monster pussies and like the weirdest

things so i i it's in my closet and i came home one day and she was like kind of being weird and i'm

what's up and she's like uh i i think i have to talk to you i'm like why what's going on

and she's like what's do you have like a thing for aliens and i'm like what and she's like do you

like are are you in a monster's and i'm like what are you talking you're weird to me out right now

and then she pulled out like 15 alien pussies and i'm like i can see how this looks weird

she's like this what i'm talking i'm talking about and then she's like well let's let's throw them

away and i'm like we should keep two for not for you sick you keep them in the box but like

they are hilarious right just in case just in case you need to bust it out of tardy or you meet

someone who you're like this would be the funniest gift for them i agree so you kept them too

we kept an alien in a monster did you ever give them away we still have them i should have

brought them here we're going to transition from your real real real wife to your work wife rebel will

sin yep she's coming here on monday oh really yeah it's gonna be very fun you guys have such a good

dynamic like i was watching this morning the scene where you're like maybe we should like make out

and she's like yeah sometimes i think about doing heroin and then i'm like uh better not

yeah and it's like you guys have a great dynamic did you guys ever get to like ad lib in that

movie at all together that a most of i mean k kannon wrote like an amazing script so i'm not

taking anything away but all of my lines were no uh but i rewrote the whole thing no uh we improv

quite a bit and actually like our uh it love connection like me and rebels love connect we

improv that and so then as we were shooting they're like yeah it's kind of funny get put them

together and uh and then it ended up being like a bigger bigger story so fucking good okay so my

idea was this rebels coming on and i'm gonna have to do the same thing i want you if you can

to impersonate rebel and then i'm gonna have her impersonate you oh that's so hard is it so hard

have you ever tried to do an australian accent fuck no i don't do impersonation it's so hard to do

is it too hard i mean it might be i feel like she's just gonna be like oh no just with like weird

energy just bouncing all over the place uh yeah no i mean no

no no no i feel like that's the only word i could say in an australian speak they say like no

with an R okay i got it okay hello it's sort of British hello it's it may rebel Wilson

on the lead singer of the Beatles i can't do it Alex i can't it's so good it's so good it's

so good i literally i was trying to do it earlier and i was like that's why she's iconic i can't do

it hello i'm rebel Wilson i'm the i'm i play bass in oasis and she's australian she's not even

from england but i don't know i think you're only doing english an english accent i

because i can't do australian it's fine it's fine it's fine um i cannot thank you for coming

on and up let me uh ask you what are you doing next because i know you obviously have your podcast

but like are you doing any new film this is important check it out our podcast i do with the work

hoax guys it's super fun uh yeah i'm doing i'm doing a season two of bumper and brilin the spin-off

series that uh that i'm doing for peacock that's that's a spin-off of my character from pitch perfect

and season one is super fun it's on peacock now and then we're doing a second season um with

a jimila jameal and sarah highland uh who was my uh co-star in modern family and then uh

flew aboard who's super funny and then uh i was gonna do a work all x movie but then paramount plus

pulled the plug so i saw that that really fucking set and it's okay and legally i can't talk shit

right right you just look at the camera and start sobbing legally

adam thank you so much for coming on call her daddy thanks that was very fun thank you i thought

you thank you thanks

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