AFTER DINNER

We interrupt this program.

Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly,

thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.

They are not part of a legitimate business world.

What they do is they celebrate under achievement.

And all kind, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.

And if I could find some way constitutionally

to do away with it, I would.

No!

No!

Tuesday!

Oh, stretch it out.

Yeah, I got to do something.

Stretch it out, out.

I'm going to have to, I'm all.

It's just gay gets so tight from these cold nights.

Uh-huh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

My bones.

Not me, because I got a big warm dog that decides to get up it.

He's not big, but a big, a warm dog that decides to get up and he's doing the morning

and then climbs in bed.

He's been heating by again.

No.

I also will, but not like enough to give you off much heat, really.

I just got to start tiring him out more, now that he can chase his ball a little bit

because he's just, he's got to be more sleepy at night.

He's so annoying.

He's annoying my wife because she, of course, hears it.

She's got to get up with him.

Does, um...

He chased his ball a little bit yesterday, giving a little, give a couple CBD treats.

See if they, they'll mow a mow.

Oh, yeah.

Don't I have any of those left?

Probably I do.

I know a place where he can score his son.

Ah!

Very nice.

Well, how are you guys doing?

Come on, help.

Yeah, Mike.

Just keep him asleep throughout the night.

Just to chill him out.

He's kind of anxious.

Thank you, Penny, for that sub.

Thank you.

Hey, Penny, Joel, for that sub.

Hey, Penny, Joel.

Here we are on a Tuesday.

Thank you.

Ah, not, not a pretty game last night for the Syracuse women's team.

No, I, I turned it with the score that I told you.

That was it.

I was like, okay, no thanks.

Final score 98.

45.

I mean, they, they came back a little and I, I, I'm with, with coach.

Well, I thought it before she came out.

Coach Jack?

Yeah, came out and sat it after the game.

What's, what's, what's the deal?

NCAA.

What do you mean?

Screw you, douchebags with the, with the scheduling, no matter what Syracuse does

ever, you make them play Yukon immediately.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Always.

It's like a weird, it's like coach side.

It's like a weird thing the NCAA has for, I don't know if it's her, the program, whatever.

But you, she's stuck playing you, they're stuck playing Yukon all the time.

It's like, she's got like, you made an enemy somewhere in the committee and they're like,

oh, and Syracuse is to, and make them play Yukon because that's garbage.

I also recognize that Syracuse fans think the world rotates around them and like there,

they think everyone's always out to get them or whatever.

Yeah.

Sure, maybe this one, this one is weird.

They got to play Yukon every time over and over in the tournament.

Yeah.

That doesn't happen.

Yeah.

You're not playing the same team.

Yeah.

Every single time you're in the tournament immediately.

And what's going on at Yukon that they're always so good, they just have a great program.

Yeah.

It's just where you want to go and when you're consistently, isn't that where Brianna Stewart played?

Huh.

Who else did they have play there?

Oh my God.

Everybody is there.

I mean, a lot.

Yeah.

I was trying to think, no, I'm blind.

Let's see.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That doesn't seem fair.

That's what I mean.

They don't do that for the men.

I mean, they kind of knew it would like do you can stop playing or whatever, but at least put it.

And you know, make the team travel a little bit.

Huskies are 36 and all.

They're just incredible out there.

Yeah.

They're just incredible.

Yeah.

They're really good.

I don't see here.

Yeah.

They admire more.

Oh, Paige.

There's a lot.

Tina Charles, Nikisha Sales, Diana Tarasi.

Like I said, my morning, Brianna Stewart, like you said, like everybody, everybody.

I don't know how to find this stat, but this is just a dumb, not sports fan question.

Doesn't Yukon win it like every year?

Yes.

Like they're just unbeatable every year now.

They got a great program.

So whoever they play next, they'll beat and so on.

12.

12 in a row?

No, but 95, 2000, 2002, 3 and 4, 2009, 2010, 2013, 14, 15, 16, 2015.

Wow.

That's a hell of a program, man.

Wow.

Well, aside of the women, that's a wrap on the season.

Thanks for all that you do.

Love you.

Although the first basically complete game of the women's I've watched all year was yesterday

and it was Virginia and 11 seed versus Iowa, a three seed.

Yeah.

Double overtime.

Whoa.

That was neat.

That's fun.

That was neat.

That'll scratch your basketball edge yesterday.

You need it a little bit.

I liked having it on in the background.

There's something that I like the squeaky sneakers and like the basketball sounds.

That and there's something that comes anxiety with live like sports like that.

You know that's happening right now.

That's happening now.

That's the thing that's going on where other people are at instead of like a TV show.

Sure, sure.

That's a weird one.

That's interesting.

You like to just know that all right, this is happening.

That's happening.

Those people are right there.

I'm not alone on this planet.

There's a thing that's happening right now.

Yep.

They're doing a live thing.

I have a good time.

That's good.

I would, we could dive deeper into that.

That's interesting to me because I, there is something sweet about that too.

It's why I used to have like baseball games on because I know right now on this planet.

Oh man.

There's about 20 to 30,000 people hanging out.

That's like doing something.

Top notch because they have those lulls.

Yeah.

With the baseball games where you can hear the crowd in the summer.

Oh, I love that sound.

Yeah.

Where I'm like, yep, they're all there.

Yeah.

They're just hanging out too right now.

It's the same reason I have talked about it a million times.

But I've just, I loved when my dad lived on, lived in the apartment next to the bar.

Because I loved to just lay in bed.

Yep.

Or on the fold-out couch.

And I just heard people living.

Yep.

And I just knew, all right, I'm in bed.

Yep.

But the world's going on.

Yep.

I've always liked that.

I do like that.

I enjoy being the only person asleep in a house.

Like I like the other people who are awake, dude.

And you hear like a TMI.

And I'm like, they're talking.

That way, if an intruder comes in, I'm not first.

Yeah.

No, there is something about that.

But no, not intruder.

But yes, it is.

I do like the, they're up watching TV and it happens a lot with our life.

That's why I love living in the city.

Because I, you just heard activity all the time outside.

And it's something different.

And it's something different.

Every, what are they talking about?

10 minutes.

Yeah.

Oh, I love it.

Every night, every 10 minutes, every weekend.

They're all, yeah, that's like a little fun little TV show.

It's different every day.

They're an interesting little psychological layer tour on, you know, I guess.

We both like to know that the world's okay.

Right.

Well, it is a, uh, Tuesday.

It means high strangers.

Right.

We'll be coming up in less than an hour.

We'll get into some creepy stories.

Oh.

Today's a little, today's not like an event.

I don't know how to explain it.

It's near death experiences with quantum timelines, meaning there's other codies out there

right now.

Where to come to be?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good morning.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Happy Tuesday.

Thank you for tuning in next Friday.

We're kicking off the show's diner tour.

Maybe we're back.

Guys, I'm back.

We're back and we're hungry.

You're the number.

But we're going to get out there kicking it off at Wade's in a swiego.

How's the raisin, bro?

Next Friday, more than April 3rd.

Hope to see you there.

Come on out.

Jennie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get the bean.

Get the beans and keep going on so don't be showing it.

activative.

Get the bean, get the bean, get the beans, get the beans, get the beans, get the coffee,

get the beans.

Kapp wifi.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to bring my mug to have coffee at all the spots.

Oh yeah.

Good idea.

Did some bring him.

Shake it.

Don't break it.

I mean like, and I mean this response.

This is going to, this isn't going to sound respectful.

But I do mean it with respect.

My teenage boners very excited about this tour they've just got announced the iconic tour

kicks off in August with TLC, Sultan Pappa, and Envogbod, that's not a state fair show

over at the Chevy or the whatever there, then I don't know what is I was in love with

all of these ladies, an individual or at the same time, did Darian on the 31st year,

spat on the 27th.

Okay.

All right.

So not here.

Oh well.

Well, usually when they do that, it's on both side of us.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, we get the, we get split down the middle.

Otherwise, it's all over the place.

It's all over the place.

I mean, yeah, Darian Lincoln's back are the two closest to us.

It looks like that's, that's quite the show.

All three groups in August.

Wow.

All three groups will revisit their greatest hits.

What a bang and show.

I've seen Sultan Pappa now twice at the fair.

They're dope.

I've never seen Envog live and I've never seen TLC live.

It was an Envog at the fair too.

Were they?

I feel like they were, but I didn't.

I couldn't go whatever reason.

I feel like I've seen them all at the fair.

Now, a lot of them look differently.

I will say that they have done.

That's okay.

They're face to do whatever they want with,

but they do look a lot different now.

I don't want to do a nice handshake.

Hello.

Yeah.

It's iconic.

It's a tour.

You got two chances to see it here.

And I'll say it.

Otherwise, you got a Jones Beach has one.

That's awesome.

New York dates.

I can see.

Yeah.

Jersey's even on.

Darren Lake snagging the shows.

We're badgers.

Teenage boner exploded.

What?

Oh, who tank?

Yeah.

Bone thugs in Wu Tang.

So Darren Lake in December.

In December.

And Wu Tang, is that Darren Lake?

August is going to be bumping.

Yeah.

Wu Tang.

I saw that.

That's crazy.

I might need to travel for Wu Tang.

That's, uh, it was August 27th.

Because that's going to be one of those who are like.

Wu Tang never gets together as a group.

No, and they're doing it.

So if they're doing it.

Yeah.

Wu Tang is for the children.

Bob, I agree.

That would man.

Rest in peace.

Big baby Jesus.

For, uh, selfishness sake.

That might ride over at the power amp.

Well, we did announce yesterday 311 with dirty heads over at the power amp.

Yep.

That's all that.

That's all that.

That's all that.

That's all that.

That's all that.

That's all that.

Let's get the show on demand or ever you download your favorite podcasts.

Type in K Rock The Show and boom.

Oh.

There we are.

All killer.

No filler.

I keep putting it into the search engine of my favorite pornographic sites.

And we'll probably pop up there too.

Yeah.

We made some questionable choices.

It's still only us as Simpson's characters banging each other.

It's a list I can agree with.

This is a, um, you know, one of those movie websites puts out articles.

And this one's entitled 80s movies that still hold up.

There's a lot of 80s movies that still hold up.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

And, uh, we'll see about that.

I'll run through.

What do they have here?

I'll do 12.

Um, ET still hold up.

Katie.

I mean, I know that's a lot of our viewers love that movie.

Um, hmm, I haven't seen it in a long time.

And I wonder only because of how far we've come with, you know, CGI and all that crap.

Mm-hmm.

If like, now you see it and you're like, uh, okay, ET.

Oh, true.

You know what I mean?

My kit, somebody in my house had it on in the last year.

And it was on TV.

And I remember stopping and watching it for a while.

And I felt like it held up.

It was years ago, but I remember the same thing where it was on TV.

And it was the, the tent scenes at the end.

Yeah.

I was like, oh, this is still creepy as hell.

Yeah.

It's still sad and scary.

Yeah.

ET, one of my first memories ever.

I remember being, whenever, if it came out in 1982, there was no way I was one year old in remembering this.

Oh, your memories.

But I remember my mother driving us to the midway drive-in in Monato to watch ET.

It could be good.

Yeah.

It was one of those where they got it a couple years later.

And then essentially it went to the tape and then to those reels.

There's no way I have a one year old memory.

But maybe I don't know.

I don't know.

The breakfast club.

I don't like the breakfast club.

I always get it confused even though I know I've seen it.

That's the one where they're on trouble, right?

Saturday detention.

Yeah.

I like that movie.

Yeah.

So I haven't seen it in forever to save it.

It holds up because I really like it.

I would say it does because it's all the same.

It's people of different backgrounds all coming together and getting along even though you never thought they would.

The bullion, the nerd and the quiet girl and the jock.

Those are all still things.

Yeah.

Very, very well-worn tropes.

I definitely know there's still nerds around.

Why are you looking at me?

Ah, the shining.

I love the shining.

I watched the shining at least once a year.

That absolutely holds up.

Still holds up.

We're still terrifying.

It's weird.

Shally Duval is so confusing.

Everybody's confusing in that.

Like the actors are all confusing because it was the 70s and nobody.

Is it really bad?

The Tetris one?

I don't even not explain that.

It's like coconut in others.

He's drinking a Tetris energy drink.

They're cheap as hell.

They have no sugar in them and they have a little caffeine.

But man, who's it by fuel?

Uh, G fuel.

G fuel Tetris.

Tetris blast.

It's, sorry.

I got distracted because he took a sip in his face just something.

Yeah, yo.

Okay.

Star Wars.

It's 1980 technically Star Wars the Empire Strikes Back.

I've seen them.

I don't...

I'm not a huge fan.

I, again, the same thing about ET with the CGI.

I would say they hold up because there's so many more of them.

Sure, sure, sure.

And you're lucky enough to have never seen them.

I've never seen them.

I sat through one once trying to get hand stuff from a girlfriend.

Nothing.

So I feel like three hours long.

No, I think as a dude, there were other people there.

Back then, you're too new to be angry.

All the time.

Yeah.

Only time I ever sat through one of those things.

Back to the future, yeah.

One of the best movies is not the best movie ever.

Uh.

It's over.

Raiders of the Lost Ark.

80s movies that still hold up.

Yeah.

I love them.

Yeah.

That's still a good movie.

I love Indiana Jones.

I watched whatever that new Indiana Jones that came out a couple of years ago.

I still never saw it because I was so traumatized from the aliens one that I never gave the next

one a chance.

What aliens one?

The Chris.

Is it the Crystal Skull?

Uh.

Is that the last one?

No.

The one before that where it was alien and it was so bad.

You just got turned off.

It was so bad that even South Park did a very creepy episode about it.

No, I don't know that one.

After they, um, they, they, they, they get the director into a room, like I don't want

to rip in ball machine.

And then it's a whole.

All right.

Yeah.

Ferris Bueller's day off to still hold up.

I've never seen it.

That's the one I never seen.

I've seen it.

It's okay.

I mean, it holds up as it's, it's as unbelievable now as it was then.

Yeah.

Like, ain't no one's doing all that in one day.

That's too much stuff.

They do a lot of parade, a baseball game and art gallery.

I like the soundtrack.

Soundtrack is dope.

I know a lot of the scenes and stuff from it.

It's stressful.

It's stressful as a kid who tries to follow the, like, I'm a rule follower.

As Ferris doesn't follow any rule.

So that's right.

Yeah, he doesn't.

80s movies.

It's still holds up.

This one you're on.

Top gun.

Oh, top gun still holds up.

Oh, yeah.

Top gun still holds up.

It's still bad.

Oh, yeah.

Uh.

Watch out right now.

Put it on TV.

The goonies.

I love that.

I love the goonies.

It's so silly.

I love it.

Anyways.

What movies do you think still holds up?

Spaceballs from the 80s.

Delusional season chat.

I also like the goonies because you can't do it again.

Like now you can't, there's no goonies too with like Corey Feldman now.

I mean, they can make a remake, but you know, I mean, that's one I think that we're

not going to have to go back.

Sloth can't do more dramatic.

Or is that actor?

He's just wicked.

He's just wicked old now.

Yeah, Brinth and Eek.

Very good.

That one.

Mess me up.

That one's crazy.

Shrubrow Mike says better off dead.

I don't think I know better off dead.

That's an 80s movie though.

Grandland Sugar.

Good one.

That one's fun.

Good one.

There's a lot of 80s movies to still hold up.

Make great movies back then.

Not a lot of comedies on that list.

No, I guess just the goonies would be a comedy, right?

It's kind of.

It's more like an adventure.

What a crazy summer.

Princess bride coming in, rain man coming in, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg,

egg.

I don't know if I've ever seen better off dead with QSAC.

No.

Is that the one or like the kid comes to the door and says he needs just $2 at the

meme that everybody shares?

I don't know that one.

Oh, dude.

Ghostbusters.

Oh, man.

Ghostbusters still holds up.

Thank you, Bono.

The clown attacks.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Superman.

The original Superman.

Yeah.

I like all of those.

Yeah, Superman.

Yeah, Superman.

Yeah.

I like all of those.

Yeah, Superman.

Although they're, they're, again, you go back and watch them.

They're very silly.

Some of them are like, I will take you down with this mighty rock boulder and it's like

a styrofoam.

Oh, the super.

Yeah.

They throw it.

That's the bummer.

Superman, you got me.

That's the bummer of living through so much technological advance is that we see what

movies can look like.

Yeah.

It's not fair to go back 40 years and be like, yeah, yeah, why is that rock not looked

like realistic?

Ew.

Is that bush moving?

You see that image of the rock coming out looking like the Moana character?

Listen.

Unpopular opinion.

You look exactly like the stupid cartoon.

He does, but something's off because it's on my, it's on my Facebook cartoon.

I know.

And you're not supposed to be that big.

I don't think that's a soup.

No.

It's a body.

I'm waking up it.

But it's three o'clock.

The more neat and 800 protein pancakes and doing 400 burpees or whatever he does.

Yeah.

It's weird.

Why does it look off?

What is that?

Big luxurious hair.

Yeah.

What is it?

That's because I don't like it.

It is.

It's so weird.

I don't like looking at it.

It's not like Facebook page Kara Josh and I thought fear dream.

I thought that already happened.

Didn't that already come out like years ago where he already did this?

Was it like six Moana's already?

I don't know.

I feel like they've been filming this forever, right?

Yeah.

Maybe it's because Moana always that guy who's who that's not Moana, right?

No, the girl, who's Moana?

I've never seen Moana.

I know it's a big one.

You don't go into Jumanji.

Jumanji comes out.

You don't go into Jumanji.

You don't go into Moana.

You don't go into into Moana.

Moana is a story.

It's a live action.

It's coming out.

I think it's the hair that's throwing me off.

And as a nerdy wrestling fan, that's the reason you can't do WrestleMania season at

WrestleMania rock.

Right.

Here's your film and live action Moana.

You dick.

Okay, point.

Wow.

That's a good point.

That's a good point.

Boss, my ass.

You're filming Moana.

That's a good point.

You left.

You left a lot of people behind us.

You could go take movies and this is the movie.

You ruined one of the best storylines ever that they explained by John Cena just being

like, I don't know.

He left.

So I don't want to be bad guy no more.

Juman, why?

To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.

Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.

Your eyes told us where to put the available head up display.

Hey Lexus, find me an alternate route.

Even your right foot helped out.

It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.

Close out.

You had a lot to tell us.

We certainly heard you.

The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you.

See Berthick Lexus in Cicero.

I'm in the market for a witch.

Come on in everybody.

Let me get a hold of my ex.

Oh.

Oh.

Good morning everybody.

Happy.

Tuesday.

Tuesday.

Let's get into some high strangeness if you are new to the show on K-Rock.

Bella, that's actually the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

It's just a crow.

You paranoid New York commoner.

You know what?

You know what, Bella?

That's actually the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

I didn't see that.

It's just a dead crow.

We're not that special, you commoner.

That's actually very sweet.

Thank you.

Commoner is such a good little bird that you don't realize to like, hey, it actually helps,

Bella.

You have no idea.

I like that.

I have a dead crow in my yard and I'm trying to get rid of the curse.

There's probably a pack of crows on it right now.

Hope so.

They're all gross.

Thank you, Bella.

That actually helped.

High strangeness is where we talk all things unexplained, creepy, weird.

And this one's a heavy one because it's near death experiences.

I've always like been a little fascinated by near death experiences because I do feel

like when you die, your brain just releases all of all of the chemicals.

So like you feel like you're seeing your life forever.

You gotta be some weird that everything is out there at once in your brain.

This is a woman who shared her story on TikTok of her belief that we have quantum timelines,

meaning there's different versions of us, infinite versions of us out there in the universe.

It's the multiverse.

Yeah.

From the Marvel universe.

And like when you have deja vu, you're temporarily seeing through the eyes of that other

like you crossed over real quick like a yeah, yeah, so buckle up because it's a, it's

a good story.

And it cut.

It's made me think quite a bit, and that's all you need to talk about how I learned the

hard way personally that there are actually infinite timelines and multiple quantum versions

of you because I died in a car accident when I was 17.

Let's talk about it.

I was on my way to church for a youth group meeting.

Could you believe that?

I know.

Well, I was in the front passenger side.

One of my friends was driving.

There was another girl in the back seat behind the driver.

We are going through a green light in front of a fire station.

We're going through the green light at about 30.

A stolen car runs the red light, 50 miles an hour, slams directly into my door.

The car turns.

He keeps going.

It's a hidden run.

Now, here's where this gets interesting.

Impact happens.

Of course, my door is crushed.

My window breaks and all falls in.

And I remember when the car stopped moving.

And I will never forget this.

It gives me the chills.

I remember everything went black and not the kind of black like when you close your eyes

of the absence of anything.

I couldn't even call it darkness because that would imply that there was some kind of

other light.

There was nothing.

Once I got nothing existed, nothing except for the sound of my voice through a thought

that said, oh my God, I'm dead.

So this is a woman.

She's in a car accident when she's 17.

Everything goes black.

And now she's going to, she's existing kind of as a conscious thought.

I know.

It's heavy, but listen up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And that's actually the tone in which my voice sounded to me like unbothered, not fearful,

not sad, just up.

Oh, shoot.

Okay.

That was deep.

When I'm feeling more smooth and within two minutes of me being in the void, I came back

to the car, but with my eyes closed.

And that's what's interesting is I instantly knew I was back in my body and the darkness

I was seeing was my eyes closed because I could hear traffic.

I could hear people yelling.

I could hear EMTs trying to open my door.

Here's where it gets even crazier, okay?

As I came back into my body, I remember noticing that and my eyes were still closed and

my first thought was, oh shoot, I'm not dead.

Okay, then my glasses must be broken into my eyes because I wear glasses, right?

I opened my eyes, the glasses aren't broken and I'm like, how the hell is that possible?

Before I could even complete that thought, EMTs are snatching my door open and screaming

at me.

Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move.

They immediately put a net brace on me in the car and lift me out of the car.

I did not even walk away from that car accident.

Here's where things get quantum and weird.

I remember that, except I also have a very clear memory of walking away from that car

accident and calling my mom and saying, mom, I wasn't a car accident, but don't worry,

I'm fine.

Meet me at St. Anthony's Hospital, which is in St. Petersburg, Florida.

My mom met me at that hospital, but like I said, I was actually taken away in a stretcher

and there is no way I could have called my mother, so how the hell did she know to be

at that hospital?

Want to hear where it gets freaky or it gets even freaky?

I was on that stretcher in the ER for an hour and a half, strapped to a stretcher with

a net brace on, which was highly uncomfortable, by the way.

When they finally got me off of it to like put me now on a different, what do you call

those things, gurney, whatever the bed, to roll me to get MRIs.

The room right next to mine is my grandfather.

We had no idea he was there.

He had just had a heart attack.

My grandfather had dementia.

Didn't remember anybody, including my dad, his own son, none of us.

He sat up in that bed and I will never forget it.

He sat up like the team went, he looked like he had seen a ghost.

Mind you, I said, he would have no way of even recognizing me and he just went through

a major medical intervention, his darn self.

Long story short, they rolled me to get MRIs.

They released me from the hospital and told me I have a chest contusion, but I'm fine.

All right, so if you're just tuning in.

What the frick?

So woman, she's 17 years old, she gets into car accident.

She has two distinct memories from the car accident.

One is her being totally fine, calling her mother to meet her at the hospital.

The other is her being strapped to a stretcher with a neck brace unable to move.

Somehow her mother knew to come to the hospital, even though in her physical body right now,

she had not moved off the stretcher, but she also has a memory of another person, her,

calling her mother.

I part gave me twice the high strangeness, so then she goes to the hospital.

She sees in the hospital her grandfather, who's in a bed next to her and second half

of this video I'll play and I will tell you the creator's name.

She is on TikTok and she's an interesting creator, where did I put this?

Because that's Nikki Valentine is her name.

It's not like how she just kind of, not glosses over it, but it's like, yep, and my grandfather

is in there just had a heart attack.

That's weird.

We're just right next to each other.

Now she's out of the hospital and she claims that her whole personality has changed.

Like she has tapped into another version of herself.

She does not have the same interests anymore.

She does not want to be in the same clubs here, I'll let her explain it.

The way it back to work two days later like nothing happened, but actually something

did happen.

Within a week of that, I quit my service club and I quit my dance team and that is significant

because this was the senior year, second semester.

So I was on these teams and clubs all the way through high school and literally the semester

that matters most, the very end, I just quit like that.

And remember I told you I was the president of my service club, quit, didn't care.

I changed so much that my mom sent me the therapy and again, Jamaican mom sent me the therapy

at 17, not typical.

That therapist told me I was bipolar.

I rejected that because I knew I wasn't.

I went to a therapist in college a year or two later.

She tried to tell me I was bipolar.

I knew that was not correct.

For 20 years, I have been thinking that I made this up and I finally asked my mother

earlier this year without any leading questions.

I said, Ma, what do you actually think happened in that car accident?

She goes, Oh, you died.

Eat like just I hadn't told her any of this.

I hadn't told her my theory.

Nothing.

She was like, because and the reason I know it is, there's no way you could have called

me.

But you did.

One version of you called me the other version of you did not and that's just very simple.

Now once I learned about the idea that we all have infinite quantum versions that are

slightly different based on slightly different circumstances and choices is actually why you

have deja vu because you're connecting with another version of you in another timeline

that I'm not crazy.

And I did die and I did go to the void and I came on back and now I'm here and I came

back with extra stuff, but we'll talk about what that is in the next video if you want

to hear it.

I had to share this to come out of the spiritual closet because there might be somebody else

who this happened to who was raised in the church who was told it's demonic.

Nothing happened to you.

You're crazy.

You're bipolar.

Maybe you've already taken the medication and I want to tell you you're not nuts.

If you think that happened to you, it did because it can because our souls exist without

our body.

When I heard my voice go, Oh, I'm dead.

It was my voice and my thoughts without me.

I this didn't exist.

It was gone, but my consciousness still remained.

So that is a thing.

Just making this video to let you know you are not crazy.

I'm not crazy.

This universe, this world is far more layered and interesting than we were told in school.

So do what you will with that information.

Feel free to ask me many comments in the questions.

I'll happily answer them.

So all my quantum girlies and boys and vays and vans out there, we ain't crazy.

We're just tapped into what's really going on down here.

So just want to share that.

And as always, love you.

She was in a car accident.

Saw the other side.

Obviously all the poo pooing all over her story.

I'm into it.

Angie says in chat, did you see the video of the little genius kid who said mirrors are

gateways to infinite use and you need to whisper good intentions?

Oh, good.

Because the other use will get the messages.

Okay, that's terrifying.

No, no, no, that's terrifying.

No, that's that's absolutely terrifying.

No, I'm down with all the stuff she said because all of it's cool, the other thing is

I think that they she had an undiagnosed brain injury.

Something could have happened for sure.

Well, as somebody that has had numerous brain injuries like that, that happens.

You have weird interest peaks and spikes and losses and we're all of a sudden you don't

want to do any of the things that you did before.

It's parts because it gives you a little bit of depression and stuff like that.

Kind of rewind.

Here's you a little bit.

Yes.

Because that absolutely is happening to me with a couple different things would be smashed

in the head.

Mm-hmm.

Very hard to knock into next.

Yeah.

Traumatic brain injuries can do that.

Absolutely.

That's totally possible.

She had that suffering from, but I also do believe in the other side and there's a lot

of that.

I mean, it's high-strange.

Yeah.

What we do this for, it's fun to just kind of certificate and yeah, she might not have

all those things, but you know, if sometimes though, if like a doctor or a therapist tells

you that you have some of these disorders, maybe you're like bipolar or some of that.

I maybe, maybe let's know more about you.

Yeah.

Be careful.

Don't listen to that, lady.

Just because the lady of tick-tock said don't take your meds.

Yeah.

The internet is a few steps further.

The internet is not a doctor.

Yeah.

If you need meds, meds help.

I'm on meds.

I haven't meds.

I've been very depressed about my meds and my depression meds help.

I doubt my-

You would never guess.

I doubt my meds too.

Did you?

Yeah.

I added a couple more biotics in there, a couple more up, pre-post-post biotics.

Oh.

Are you having belly stuff?

Yeah.

It's just not moving around as much as I wanted to.

Oh.

You got to get your fiber.

Are you doing the amount of muscle?

I got a fiber one in there.

I got to do a fiber.

I got a fiber one in there.

Not to totally 90 degree, but millennials and elder millennials.

The biggest killer in our age group right now is Colin Cancer, James Vanderbieg had it.

Nope.

I got a-

Because we're not getting a fiber in our diets.

We're growing up eating gummy snacks.

Apple cider vinegar.

Mm-hmm.

A fiber.

A couple of vitamin C.

Good.

A pre-post-biotic thing.

There's something else that I can't remember.

And then like-

Mm-hmm.

And then like twice a week, like a stool song.

Don't get shocked.

Wait, Josh.

I'm more-

You're more anxious than you are right now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I've been real depressed before.

Okay.

He's okay right now.

My life is fine.

Is he lying under a bench on my porch for hours?

Why?

Do you guys not think he's okay right now?

Uh-oh.

No, I'm not.

He's okay right now.

This is pretty good.

Yeah.

I could get weight darker.

No, it's okay.

We're good.

No, I'm going to stick on my meds.

Yeah.

That's the one part.

If you're diagnosed with some needs for meds, take your meds.

I'm going to listen to a lady on the internet.

But-

She's-

Also.

Maybe she sneezes the other side.

Maybe there are other dimensions that we exist in Cody.

No, I can see.

That would be awesome, but I could definitely see the-

That first part, a hundred percent that you get.

Like you're just not there.

Yeah.

But you're-

You're talking to yourself.

Absolutely.

And maybe I watched too much quantum leap to think that it's all just like all these.

Different timelines are overlapping each other and we jump from thing to thing.

Well, I mean, I think it's more of.

Your brain shuts off in a severely traumatic experience, I think, with something like that.

Yeah.

She got hit so hard, the brain was like, shut down so we don't die.

That is, the brain is very protective of itself.

Shut down so we don't die real quick.

And it can just lock itself down.

All right, we'll go.

We're back.

I'm in a second.

Dump all the chemicals it has.

Yeah, so who knows?

Who knows?

Good morning.

It makes me think of all that.

This is all that.

It makes me think of all that.

It sounds like it.

And I think they were on.

Every once in a while, they would have-

Yeah, all that would have different-

Yeah, good group.

Ladies and gentlemen.

So brilliant.

You're the same.

My candy ring.

Cody has shown me something that is just-

There's others.

I mean, it's not shocking because it's this is America.

But his newest hyper fixation is something called fruit riot.

Yeah, I didn't realize how-

Which I'd never heard of.

I didn't realize it.

I'm just dipping my toe like this into this world.

Oh my god.

Apparently at Walmart, and I guess other stores as well have it.

It's real grapes.

But they're covered as candy.

It's bright.

It's great.

Do you try it?

Do you try it?

No, do you just try it?

Do you try it?

Yeah, it's-

I looked it up.

It's sour grapes.

So it's a real grape.

Tell people what this is.

There's a million varieties of these things.

But what the one that I am on for these fruit riot things are grapes.

And they freeze them.

And then they toss them in lemon juice.

And then a sour crunchy candy coating thing.

That's not-

It's not excessive.

Like it-

Yeah.

It comes right off.

There's not a ton of it.

I can use a little more.

But yeah, it's a grape.

But with lemon and sour crunchy candy coating on it.

Do you keep them in your freezer?

Yeah.

So they're always frozen?

Yeah.

And I love frozen grapes, dude.

Oh man.

Do I-

I'll buy grapes just to freeze a bag.

Those are perfect.

They have the sour grape.

There's so many other things that I'm-

The sour mango.

It's-

There's a spicy mango.

Sour pineapple and a candy crunch grapes.

Yeah.

Which they're like, yeah, let's put more sugar on it.

Yeah, that one's like a deal.

The one that I want now is this-

The pineapple one with sour patch kids on the outside.

Where is it?

Are you on their website or something?

This one is-

I just went to fruit riot and-

Or Google it and just started clicking a million things.

This one's on the Walmart page.

Oh wow.

There is a spicy mango on-

Yep.

But the one with a sour patch kids inspired-

Sour coating outside of the pineapple.

Because I mean, like you said,

what better way to ruin fruit?

Well, then to put all that on-

How did you discover this?

It was it-

It was it's at the end cap.

At the mart in, uh,

Eastcuse.

Yo, the candy crunchy vintage cola cherries.

Right.

Right.

Where is that at the cherry with candy and-

I don't know.

All right.

Well, like click the fourth picture so you can see what they look like on the inside.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Look at that.

What is that?

I got to have that.

I don't like real-

I don't like real cherries.

See, I'm the opposite of-

I like the canned cherries.

I don't like fake cherry tastes.

Mm-hmm.

Like the candies and stuff.

Like you-

Because you don't like it either.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean?

The little-

Whatever's.

But real cherries.

Yeah, I hear it.

As the kids say.

Oh, like does a lot.

Right.

Right.

All right.

I kept forgetting for a couple days to mention this.

Cousin J and Chats says.

Have you ever tried spiked grapes?

A friend came-

Soaks or grapes and vodka.

Then she'll roll them around and sugar and freeze them.

Dude, that's pretty nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How big is the bag?

Is it a huge bag?

No.

And they're-

Yep.

That's it.

I got that right in my fridge right in my freezer right now.

Yeah, barista.

There's a thing called true fruit that I'm obsessed with.

I've had those in a while.

Those are the frozen strawberries with chocolate on it.

Oh.

Those are the best.

I had-

I took the cream cheese frosting that I had for the cookie cake.

And I put that on some strawberries.

Really.

Okay.

I-

It made-

You feel good and you get that little bit of a warm feeling.

Yeah.

That happened.

I filled your body with joy.

Yep, I ate it and I went-

That's one of the best things I've had.

Cody made a cookie cake over the weekend and gave me a slice.

I shared it with my oldest last night and-

Top.

To quote.

I mean, that's-

My oldest is a cookie connoisseur.

Yeah, you couldn't get a better review than this.

Hold on, where's the message?

I'm going to-

I'm going to-

Which-

Tell Cody his cookie cake could be sold at crumble.

Which-

This is a very great compliment.

However.

No.

Wow.

Because now-

Now it will be-

You know what it did to me.

What?

Well, now what else can I do in this cookie cake?

You can do a lot with that.

It's going to be my hyper fix-

What is it?

Hyper fix-

Fixation.

You're moving on from egg rolls to cookie cakes?

Because I already started to think what-

Because what you do is you let the cookies-

Because I had the little pieces so I had to like form them together.

But you let them like warm up a little-

I could shove stuff into those before I roll it out into the-

The cookie-

You could do it.

So I-

For those of you who don't-

Oh.

I don't think I even showed anybody yesterday.

He made a cookie cake when he put lucky charms marshmallows on it.

And they-

But they turned to regular just marshmallows almost within like 10 minutes.

It was very weird.

They got hydrated.

Yeah.

They were dehydrated and got hydrated.

Yeah.

They're going to be making egg rolls.

He's doing cookie cakes.

Ladies.

Yo.

Ladies.

This is a man about town.

Look at him.

We will kick off the diner tour.

Next Friday will be live on April 3rd from Wade's in a sweet go.

So it's going to be a lot of this.

Mmm.

It's going-

It's going to work good.

Mmm hmm.

A lot of eating.

We don't generally eat too much on mine.

No.

Sometimes I'm going to try stuff.

Sometimes you've got to try stuff.

That is our first stop on the chose diner tour driven by Birdic BMW.

I'm hanging Wade's next Friday morning in a sweet go.

Well, bud.

I guess rereading my latest issue of we broke the planet magazine.

Oh no.

You got yours?

I didn't get mine yesterday.

It's probably coming late.

Don't worry about it.

Um, biologists have discovered something new in the sharks.

Mmm hmm.

Well, is it-

Oh, and all is an alligator.

Let's say it chubs hand.

Chubs hand.

No.

Um, researchers have now detected caffeine, cocaine, painkillers, and other drugs in the

blood of sharks near the coast of the Bahamas.

Yeah.

I've seen similar stories of-

Because of the-

Like our wastewater?

Well, that end-

There'll be so much cocaine dumped that washes around that a shark bites it or opens it.

Yeah.

You know, or whatever the hell happens.

Because they just-

When they traffic the cocaine and they see like they got cops on them or whatever, how

that works.

Yeah.

They just dump it off.

Yep.

They drag it behind the boats and they just dump it off.

When it comes to sharks on cocaine or exposed to other human chemicals, well, we're seeing

that that's happening more and more.

A recent study just showed that a number of different shark species have been exposed to

a number of human chemicals from wastewater flows.

Their metabolism slowed down when they're in down lipids and also they used more energy

to detoxify themselves.

So it is problematic though we're not going to see sharks like going crazy on cocaine.

Oh, remember that.

She goes on to say-

Remember that.

What?

We're not going to see.

Well, it's not going to see.

Yep.

They have now just-

The sharks have learned they-

They like the cocaine.

They're going to have a lot more of it.

A lot.

As much as they can find.

They're chasing the drug boats.

Oh, wow.

Breaking news.

We're actually been draining sharks.

They're going to drag down drug boats.

We are-

Oh, we're seeing the first reports of sharks as DJs now.

Charging.

Yep.

Good, good.

Well, because you got to think it's like on a very large scale how there's, you know,

run off behind a plant somewhere in the fish are all.

Mm-hmm.

Dezeased or what?

Yeah.

Get on a dog a lake, man.

Yeah, we broke that too.

So now imagine the similar things with, you know, pain pill factory A.

Mm-hmm.

Pouring all their crap into whatever mixed with the drug boats and all that.

They say that the other problem is not only like the garbage and the drugs were just like throwing in the water.

They say mostly because people are in the Bahamas and they're partying and maybe they'll pee in the water.

And a lot of people pee in the water.

Don't pee in the water.

Hits the decocking.

Hits the decocking.

A pharmaceuticals cocaine, different eyes.

You'll wear drugs.

Where is this?

None of the Bahamas.

Okay.

Very limited information so far right now, but we got that going on.

And by the way, if you've never-

You've never watched the movie cocaine bear.

It's stupidly good.

No, I'm not.

That's stupidly good.

That's my boy's last movie, right?

Who's?

Once is not the guy like, I forgot there's an old actor in it that died.

Oh, damn it.

Hold on.

I wanted to know because I'm really not a boy.

Yeah.

It was really old.

And that's not even thinking of, but I also like Ray Leota, but that's not-

That's my other guy might-

It's still- it might be still life.

I don't know anybody else too.

No, no, it's not in that movie.

I was- I was thinking of the different guy that was in that.

I really enjoyed cocaine bear.

I really enjoyed cocaine sharks when that eventually comes out.

Yeah, until the sharks with those teeth start offering up oral pleasures for, you know,

aiming at a little bumpy with your fix.

Yeah.

TexLin says, did you see the crack-coon movie?

That was a crack-coon movie?

I didn't- I didn't see it, but I did see that that was another thing.

Let me tell you something.

Because the raccoons were getting crack?

It was a stream box original.

You want the shark to go away?

You can't just boop him on the nose.

He's very vested.

A raccoon ingest a discarded synthetic drug and mutates into a vicious killer.

I like that.

The way that-

Because the way they do.

How about I like this?

It might- it was not a little bit after the bear thing, because they tried-

Barley, hi there.

Noomer is different.

Oh, dude.

There is a whole universe that we are not in.

Oh, I know it's not.

You're saying that like, I've missed out.

I'm aware.

I have sidesteped.

You're aware of crack-adile?

The-

Yes.

That one, yes.

Crack-adile.

I got on the crack-co-cane.

But now I'm out.

I don't know any of the other ones.

Crack-adile.

I only know the three.

No.

Crack-squatch?

No, I don't know.

Sasquatcher gets on the crack-co-cane.

No, I knew alligators, raccoons, and bears.

Cocaine crabs from outer space?

Oh, wait.

No.

You knew about cocaine crabs?

And didn't tell you that?

Because of the outer space.

You didn't tell me that?

Grab people.

And there's more, I think.

Mascator?

Oh, I don't know.

Mascator.

Mascator?

A tank of the Mascator?

I don't know.

Mascator.

Cocaine werewolves?

I don't know.

Why don't you go cocaine werewolves?

That was my nickname in college.

Cocaine werewolves.

Cocaine Cougar was my nickname in college.

No, that was the-

Cocaine Cougar was there?

That was the lady that hung out of the VFW on Friday.

Oh, there already is a movie called Cocaine Shark.

It came out in 2003.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, 2003?

Yeah.

No, sorry, 2023.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

No, yeah.

I think we've talked about it.

Cocaine Roach.

Do you want to watch Cocaine Roach?

That one Roach has got on Cocaine?

No.

I don't make sense.

Ebola Rex.

A T-Rex?

We-

Wait, have we talked about that?

That came out in 2020.

We were all distracted in 2020.

But we would have plenty of time to talk about Ebola Rex.

And as soon as you said that, it triggered something where I feel like-

I remember us talking about Ebola Rex.

It has two out of ten stars.

All right.

And infected T-Rex escapes from a science lab and downtown Los Angeles, destroying everything

in its path.

That sounds familiar here.

What about catnato?

The world faces a horrific onslaught of tornadoes, each unleashing spiraling hordes of enraged,

deadly cats, 1.7 out of ten stars.

You want a- a tornado of cats, if you know what I'm saying, you just follow Gryffa

around at any public event about it.

It's a tornado of cats, if you don't mind.

Let me ask you this.

You like children of the corn?

Um, for the- yes, wait, for this bit, yes.

You like sharks?

Yeah.

What about sharks with the corn?

Victims of monsters in cornfields begin cropping up and witnesses are saying there are large,

great white sharks swimming in the corn stalks.

They're forgetting like the main thing-

Water?

Yeah.

That's like the one thing sharks need.

Water?

Sharks needs water for them's gills.

Killer raccoons too, dark Christmas?

No, I didn't see the first.

I mean, so lost.

Did you see Slother House?

Slother House is when a Sloth attacks a sorority house, 2023, Slother House.

What are you killing?

Oh, it's so slow.

He's being very slow.

There's a whole world of bad movies out there.

Oh, I think we're trying to be murdered.

Killer sofa.

Do you watch Killer sofa?

No, but I think we-

Killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion.

We've mentioned that one for sure.

I know we talked about Killer sofa.

I don't remember why or whatever reason, but I know we mentioned Killer sofa before.

Well, listen, that's going to be-

That'll be a new arm of our broadcast.

So we guys are doing like-

Just watch party to these.

I mean, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you know who it wants those?

Who?

You know, some of them is my favorite movies.

Who?

Couple of dirty-

Oh, dirty dogs.

Couple of dirty dogs and watch-

It's gonna be like Mystery Science, the end of 3000.

As I think about evolving this brand and what we keep doing for new content,

I think us watching these movies, either in gimmick or not in gimmick,

would be fun.

That'd be a fun show movie night.

We could all watch them probably on Twitch.

Show the movies and I'll get back to watch them together.

Right.

I would imagine no one's gonna care that we're showing Killer sofa.

You know, yeah, on Twitch.

Ceasing to cis from Killer sofa?

Which would be even funnier.

You can get the show on, demand, or ever.

You download your favorite podcasts.

I've been K-Rock the Show and Boom.

There we are.

Thank you for listening.

Thank you for loving me.

Yes.

As always, Cody, you and I are ahead of the curve

and admitting something that it took a while for other adults to admit

as a new survey of North Americans.

Okay.

Found that two-thirds of adults feel like they still deserve Easter baskets.

Yeah.

Just as much as kids.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is not new to us.

Oh, Easter Bunny is just gonna look at my mom's house and go, nope.

Yeah.

This is something we've driven home quite extensively here on the show.

Okay, Rob.

We are mothers.

Deb and Tam, Tam and Deb.

They're both very well aware that their baby boys will be getting Easter baskets.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't need a lot.

I just like, I got to have something.

I think I've shown it, but it's because my Easter basket is adorable.

A-F, are you kidding me?

It's a bunny driving like a little wagon.

Adorable.

But the wagon back is like the bottom of an egg and the top of the egg is what you take.

Oh.

It's...

I love it.

I love it.

You're just gonna block that away and not use it.

Oh, okay.

You think the Easter Bunny, because I moved out 20 years ago, doesn't it want to give me good?

They know where I am.

I'm a bit buried with that thing.

Susan's yelling at us, guys, you were in your 40s, but your mom's on the break.

No, Susan.

No, Susan.

No, Susan.

Hard, fast.

Mind your biz.

Mind your own biz.

Because I'm getting an Easter basket.

Yeah.

And my mom does this thing.

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, though.

Here's my loophole.

She makes us a basket.

My mom's a big card lady.

Your mom's a big card lady.

Every holiday.

Every holiday is getting a card.

I got to say Patrick's Day.

You're getting a card.

Valentine's, yes.

So the basket...

Both of the kids get baskets, obviously.

Yeah.

And then she gives us a bat.

No, no, no, no.

Here's my move, though.

She gives the basket and then there's the big card in it.

That'll say me and my wife's name.

And I make it very clear.

It's the card.

Oh, here you go.

That's going to both of us.

Yeah.

The basket is not a shared entity.

Yeah.

This card is for both of us.

Have Easter.

Love you.

There you go.

This candy's mine.

That's mine.

Okay.

Yeah.

I mean, like...

You can have this, or maybe like one of these, if you don't want, or some here, you could share.

Like if you have like a bag of those little Cadbury eggs, you give her one.

Mm-hmm.

But I mean, she's a mom.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

These might get her own basket.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Um, a new Easter candy survey reveals the adult holiday reclamation trend, where people

are saying, you know, how Halloween became adult-o-ween.

Yeah.

A adult's like to go out and do Halloween stuff, but Easter is the next one.

Oh, okay.

Two thirds in North American 66%.

Say they deserve an Easter basket just as much as their children do.

Yeah.

It's Easter.

It's fun.

Mm-hmm.

What are you going to do?

Just...

Hi, happy Easter.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, good morning.

It's Easter now.

Hey, let's shake hands.

It's Easter time.

Ugh, that's great.

Hello.

Happy Easter.

Jesus wasn't encased and died in a chocolate mold of a rabbit, only to break through three

days later as a thousand hidden jelly beans.

Mm-hmm.

Only for us to not glorify this.

Break down some other stats where they say one in three adults have eaten their children's

Easter candy.

That could be zero in three adults if the adults have in their own Easter basket.

Yeah.

And my kids hide theirs from me.

They run.

They bring it to the room and hide it.

Really?

Yes.

You go sneaky, sneaky.

Oh, we have like a...

Our house runs.

Hmm.

We're...

We're a socialist country when it comes to candy in my house.

Okay.

Meaning there's a pot?

Yes.

And everybody can take whatever candy they want.

Yes.

But also we dabble with capitalism where...

But sometimes the better candy is removed, taking to different people.

You never know.

So if they really like a certain kind of candy, that's taken away.

And the one that goes into the pot.

Peanut butter twigs.

I don't know where those went, dude.

Oh, peanut butter twigs.

Dude, you know what?

I don't know why I want to peanut butter twigs, but I did know.

Peanut butter twigs.

Can I tell you a candy?

I don't even know if you like this candy.

It has been my jam lately.

And that is Andy's candy, is my friend.

Oh, I had forgotten all about Andy's candies.

It depends.

I just...

I don't know where you would even get that, Olive Garden.

Yeah, I was...

I was just gonna say, unless you go and have a meal at an Italian restaurant and then after

the fact...

No, we had a problem where...

My wife's favorite candy is like peppermint candy, so like York peppermint paddy...

Like a chocolate peppermint?

Really?

Andy's candy.

All of that.

Interesting.

So whenever I buy her gifts because you're all calling me a bad husband, I am a good husband.

Who gets good treats or my wife?

Oh, that internet thread.

That's all there is.

So I'm sure the people will say otherwise.

But when I get her candy, I'd always get her like a big bag of York or a big thing

of Andy's candies.

And so she had to be like, we have too much this kind of candy in the house right now.

Okay.

So we've got an overload of...

What is that even called?

Peppermint can't.

What is that?

I don't know.

Peppermint, because peppermint candies...

What is the green one?

I think of like the red and white circle sucking candies.

So what do you...

A chocolate...

A chocolate peppermint, I guess?

Yeah.

York peppermint paddies.

Is this what they're just peppermint?

Yeah, whatever.

Just a chocolate peppermint.

You're all saying Dollar Tree has Andy's candies in...

Really?

A ton.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Somebody who works for Hershey's ice cream texited and says, we have Andy's candy's

mint sand, which is, dude.

Ice cream in it.

I just got my mom sent me a picture.

They got Oreos mint sand, which is...

There are ice cream Oreos in the middle ice cream is mint, like mint Oreo.

So I don't know where I was going with all that, but I've been really on my Andy's candies.

Yes, lately.

And Oreos, the outside ones are in formation with the inside.

They've been degraded.

You smash them up.

Million pieces.

Millions pieces.

It's really good.

It's really good.

No, it's a good.

I like the...

That's what tends to set the...

I don't know if they still do.

Sets the Arby's...

Shamrock Shake.

Is there apart from the diamonds?

They've got...

They go with the Andy's candy, I think, is their mint.

And maybe it's because I grew up as white trash and I don't know what fancy people do.

But I like to have an Andy's candy's after a meal because I feel like that's what fancy people do.

Well, yes.

Is that an after-dinner mint?

Yeah.

Well, you're having the mints and then after you have a fancy dinner is when you're supposed to kiss.

That's why you have the mint.

Oh, okay, good.

You just did all that fancy dinin'.

Clearly, there's going to be kissing.

Like last night?

Like I said, we had either bread...

Well, I did a double...

I did a double-banger last night.

Breakfast for dinner for the kids.

Yeah.

But I also had a Walmart meatlovers pizza I wanted to cook up.

Meatlovers.

So I put that in there.

I put the meatlovers pizza in there.

But after I ate my variety of foods.

Yep.

I'm a fancy gentleman.

I...

I come from a...

Classy family and I'm going to have an Andy's candies.

Before I go about town making my deals.

Oh, yeah.

I'm monical.

You need to have a dish with those after-dinners.

Oh, I like to use to have a golden corral, dude.

So after dinner, mints.

And we'd all shove our gross hands in that bowl

and just touch everybody's mints.

Curses for everybody.

But it's like, that's how a Suigo County I am.

Is that not only did I think golden corral was like...

First of all, why are we not wearing tuxedos?

This is the nicest restaurant.

What if we see someone?

I've ever been in.

And they're going to see us lookin' like this?

And as you leave for free, there's a bowl of mints.

Guys, what is this luxury we live in?

Right.

Should we be here?

You know?

Tax bracket only in...

What even is this?

Those little pastel mints out in your mouth.

Doesn't Jay know them?

You're like, this isn't chocolate, but is it?

Cause yeah, I know.

I know.

That was the fancy restaurant.

I like those noun parapels.

What is that?

The chocolate discs with the little white things on them.

I like the ones that are colored like those...

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

Things too.

Those are good.

How do you say that?

Did I just say it right?

parapels, I don't know.

Did I do it right?

Somebody smarter than us.

How do you say that word?

You're talking about when it takes no caps and smush them real good,

like a elephant stomped on it?

Hmm.

Celebrate with an after-dinner mint guy.

Treat yourself.

You'll feel so fancy.

You really will.

You'll be like, oh, my mouth has been refreshed.

You get done eating tonight.

You strut your ass back into the living room

with an after-dinner mint and a toothpick.

Oh, your family's gonna wonder.

Wait a minute.

You just ate dinner with us.

We thought.

Well, you want a yacht with the governor?

I didn't know you had a side meal with Tony Stark.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Ironman.

You're so fancy.

I forget about the cavalcade car.

Hi, it's the car, too, Monday.

We did a thing.

Good boy, Mr. Common.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

The Syracuse Nationals proudly produce the cavalcade cars

in Syracuse, April 18th and 19th.

The New York State Fairgrounds, the Expo Center this year

gonna be a big one.

Hundreds of vehicles, including classics,

lifted trucks, jeeps, motorcycles, and so much more.

Get your information right now.

Kids under 12 are free.

Right.

Had to cavalcade of cars, seein' why.

Dot com.

It's free.

Free free under 12.

For a look, head for me.

Do you have a head?

No, look, I'm asking for me.

I'm under 12.

A pole.

Ask people.

And if in a row of five stalls.

Okay.

Which one do you choose?

What?

Now, you walk into a public restroom.

Are they empty?

All five are empty.

What?

What?

That looks like a movie.

Two, three, four, five.

Okay.

Now put a door at one end.

Like the entrance of the bathroom.

Okay.

What is the door?

Okay.

Which one do you pick?

Two, three.

Um, they're all empty, you say?

All of them are empty.

I am probably, let's see.

I probably want to go one of the first,

probably maybe the first one.

Because then you've got room for all the other people.

Mm-hmm.

Because you don't want to take the middle one.

So you're only going to be flanked on both sides?

Yeah.

There's only a person away from you.

But if you're in like the first one,

you could have like, you know,

a couple, you know, a couple people coming to go all the way to the end.

Mm-hmm.

Usually.

Okay.

I would say.

Or the last.

The last one in the row.

The last one in the row was the most common response.

Four to three percent of people say they'd pick the fifth stall.

And like you're all saying in chat,

last one by the, in the corner, the one furthest at the end.

And you're inadvertently choosing the dirtiest stall.

Because that's the most commonly used stall.

Or the, yeah, like a dickaroo too.

What?

And Twitch says, I, yeah, I agree.

I use that one.

But one for the kids.

My short ass will use that one all the time.

I don't care.

Yeah, with the tiny, tiny toilet.

Yep.

Don't care at all.

I, I like, I like to take a handicap stall.

And I know I probably shouldn't be.

And it's so spacious.

As long as no one's looking to use it, you're fine.

If someone wheels in there and needs it,

I'll pinch off and they can have the room.

For, for peeing.

Mm-hmm.

You don't mind.

I will use anywhere.

Like in the dome.

Yeah.

With those troughs.

Mm-hmm.

I am, I'll be first.

I don't care if you could see my wiener from the hallway.

I, what?

I'm going.

What, what's he doing in there?

He's peeing right here.

What's he doing in there?

Because it's, if you've been in the dome bath,

you know what I'm talking about, like,

it's set up weird.

Mm-hmm.

But I don't care.

You gotta pee, you gotta pee.

There's nothing you could do.

Mm-hmm.

I'm all about it.

There's nothing there for touching wieners.

Not in there for a long time.

This time, because he's getting in trouble.

I mean, there for a good time.

Mm-hmm.

Well, speaking of the dome, it is now official.

As they have finalized a deal to sign a GMAC.

As of this morning, he's in our window right now, yeah.

So if there's been up there since over the weekend.

I have not been able to click the article

because I have not selected all the boats in this photo.

Oh God, you gotta pick all the boats.

I thought I picked all the boats.

Is that a boat?

Wait a minute now.

What?

What do they consider a boat?

Okay, I got all of the boats.

Boats and holes.

Boats and holes.

Thank you.

Um, Syracuse has finalized a deal with Jerry McNamara

to become the next head coach.

And I guess I'm not...

I'm not upset.

I'm just disappointed that no one even called me like once.

Oh, they did.

Oh.

You didn't tell me?

Did you wanna date me?

I wanted an audition.

What do you do?

Do I need to perform a...

They texted in.

It was one of the Josh's butt stinks.

Aw, no one even called me to audition.

Behind texted in personally.