Alley Oop 154: The Wolves Are Hunting Bulls + Is Giannis Over the Bucks?

Welcome back to the alley oop. I am juju guidey joined by my sister, Trista Creek. How you doing today? My sister. I

see you're wearing it. I see you got the trophy to your side. The chatter for Jalen Brown winning MVP

continues to get higher and higher, juju. I feel like you kind of know that. I feel like you're

kind of showing where your opinion is at. I don't want to derail the show starting off that way,

but is that what you're basically showing the world? Man, I'm always showing the world. I believe

in my boy. You feel me? My boy, he was butter boy. Man, I look at him. Man, salsa dancing on random

Tuesday afternoons. You did it. Come on, man, MVP Jalen Brown right now to his backwards. But

neither here nor there. Let's get straight into it. Yana's aunt is a couple. Self-diagnosis. My boy went

down and said, you know what? Yep, that that feel by like four six weeks right there. Yep,

that's what the doctor going to tell me. Did you see that says? Yeah, I saw it, juju. It's giving

the last time that we talked about this where he fell and grabbed his calf. It's giving. I'm hurt.

I don't want to play for this team. I'm going to find every excuse. I remember there was a job

that I had in the in the COVID era and I swear to God, juju. I'm going to tell myself, I haven't

had COVID one time. But to this employer, I've had COVID 15 times.

Allegedly, don't clip this. Do not clip this. Do not clip this. But you're like, I need to get

a COVID test. I think I have COVID. I had a close contact. I need the quarantine. I became Antonio

Fauci out here because I didn't want to go to work. And now that's what I feel like

Yannis is doing with this cap. Antonio Fauci. It's Antonio. It's the HF.

I don't even know the first name. I just know it's Fauci.

All right. Salute, man. Well, yeah, bro. I think it's time is up, bro. It's like, yes, man,

we understand it. Yes, you don't want to necessarily be a butthole because he ain't got that

reputation, man. My boy ain't no butthole. He ain't trying to be one, but he can, we can tell

bro, you want to leave, man. It's like we keep catching the screw club every night, bro. Go home

with night, bro. It's actually worse than that, you is because he's like the good man that does all

the good man things. But let's you know, you're the one that's not a good woman. And like, listen,

I'm a loyal man. I pay all the bills. I make sure you got a roof over your head. You're dripped in

Louis. And, you know, like we can't even get, you know, our kid into the best private school. You're

messing around. You're not taking a, you're doing this all the other husbands that I know they do,

you know, their wives do this for them and do that for them. But I'm loyal. I'm not saying I'm

going to leave you. I don't want to divorce, blah, blah. But you're making it so uncomfortable for

her that she feels bad about herself. She feels like, man, maybe I should let him free. Maybe

this isn't, he's unhappy. He's letting, you know, he's going to continue to check every box to

be a good husband, but he is not happy while he's doing it. Moving on, man, we got G league players,

former NBA players, former Army members, former Mortal Kombat characters, going back to college

because they have eligibility left. Did you just say former? I just got like literally these words

just stunned me. Did you say like we got Raiden playing for Baylor? Yep, exactly. That boy is

electrifying the locker room as we speak. We've got Baraka coming in with the with the upper cuts

swoop move for Kansas. Yeah, Kansas. Yeah, that's the one. Kansas, Jayhawk, who would have known my

boy was a Jayhawk with two knives on his hand. Where was Elm Street, by the way, it might have been

in Kansas. I don't know, but yeah, brother, everybody going back to college now, which to me,

it opens up a slippery ass slope for Tari's Maxi at his last retiring age at 38 when he threw

it to sixers, being like, you know what? Let's go back to college and win one for the Wildcats.

Tari Hero, who hit me? Let's go back to college. What you think about this scenario, brother?

Yeah, if you have eligibility left and you've played a long career, like I'm surprised Greg,

Greg Odin didn't go back to the Ohio State when he flamed out of the NBA because he was still seven

feet tall, stronger, bigger, faster than everybody else, even though he had one knee that was made

out of metal. Yeah, it's fucking what? Sorry, it's effing wild, juju. Yeah, that's, bruh. I think,

bruh, I'm telling you, I don't know how this works. I don't know if it's just to cut the,

if you in the comments, let us know how this works, because I don't know if it's just the ones that

went to college for a year, or does a brother like LeBron have four years left to get a book. I

think you can't have played right now in a real NBA game. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Never mind.

Close call. Never mind. Pass along. Geneleague, you're clear. Yeah. But if you've actually stepped

foot on a, you know, at a sixers game or what you can't play, but listen, the rules change every day,

juju. Down the dream is dead. Tyrie's maxi. Don't think about it, bruh. You got to win one

in the actual league, bruh. Moving on though. Trade deadline is around the corner, ma'am.

What do you foresee happening? Anything on the horizons? Can you predict? Can you tell? Can you give

us some entail of what you've been hearing in these streets? Oh, I'm hearing

that some Chicago bulls guards are on the move. And all three of them, I owe disoom move.

Kobe white with the sea. And trade Jones brother of Tyres Jones are all targets for the Minnesota

Timberwolves to target targets. The target is crazy. That was fun. Target is nuts. But that's

what I was letting it ride. You were letting it ride. Um, you know, let's be, let's be real when

Mike Conley goes to the ground because he gets draws contact for a layup if he even does that

dust comes out of his skin. So they had to figure it out. He shouldn't come on, man.

He shouldn't the lowest percentage of any player in the NBA right now at 34% from the field.

I don't know, bruh. Let's ease up on the veteran, bruh. You right, though.

Because, man, that's Mike Conley. I don't know what you feel wrong. I have no reason to not

besmirge Mike Conley right now. I don't have none besides it just feels icky, man.

You know, sometimes I forget about that, Judy, like these are humans and like that's a legend.

And he's a good, all-time good guy. And the reality is, I don't care if I'm the owner or the GM

of the Timberwolves, we love you, Mike. You're an incredible vet. We have to replace you.

You're, you're just washed. That's just what the reality is.

Chris Brown featuring Kevin McCall and Tiger deuces.

And I thought, uh, I thought his name was a yo down. So down some new. I thought,

I was, how you pronounce it? I yo, I yo, bruh. I think it should be a yo, bruh. Put it

on the chat. Let us know. Should it be a yo or a yo? Listen, I've been, I've been trying to

signal to folks for months that for whatever reason, there's hella africans in Portland.

So I know how to pronounce a yo. How long now? Let us know what's going on. Do we need to,

uh, book a fly? We need to charter. Listen, they didn't have friends. We know what the money at.

They we know what the money at. Trans population. Huge Ethiopian population. Pretty big

Nigerian population. Salute. Salute, baby, man. Yeah, man. But I think that Houston

going to have to make a move before the trade like daylight. It might not work. It may work,

but they're going to have to at least try for somebody. Some like I wish my buffalo bills would

have done. I'm not even for the going to that right now because that seven days worth of me yelling

into this microphone. But I think the Houston Rockets, if they get somebody like a forgotten

Dijon Tay Murray, you feel me? Somebody like that. That's just been on the, I don't know how hurt he is

still. Is he still hurt? Come be heard over here. Great, great points. I also think you can even do

like a veteran like, um, you know who would be awesome. I'd be very disappointed and sad. But

if this man is a is a certified sniper two way player veteran that you pick up when you're a

piece away. I'm interested. Drew holiday. You already know. You already know how I feel about

bro, bro, bring one of these to your front doorstep expeditiously. So yes, sir, that's a great

move to make right there. If you're Houston and you can get Drew holiday, which I think will be tough to

do. Yeah. Now you got a guy who can strap up and who can hit shots and who's been on ice for

most of the season, nursing a calf injury. So he's got a lot of tread on these, these tires,

the season. So I would say go ahead and get him because you know that Eme Udoca wants a guy.

He's already been in the in the in the in the Boston like family before. I know Eme was gone when

he got there. But he's been there. He's done that. And so I think for this team who needs a

defensive stopper, but they also need a real guard. Yeah. He's one of the best that you can get

even though he's a little old. But like, listen, Fred Van Fleet will be back in two shakes. So if you

want to keep him, then Drew holiday is a great bridge port point guard. I like that. I don't know where

the hair to shakes me, but I'm not only want to get into it right now. Just down the way. Now let's

get into a segment that we like to call boy stop. Oh my down. What in the sabre tube tiger?

What in the down hammerhead shark? What in the car wins though? Who do you owe money to sir?

Did you see this? I feel like this is I'm not quite quite sure what what happened here. It's

almost like a snow shoe or those like those circuit half circle claws that you put into the snow to walk.

Yeah, I see it. Got him right into the head. I see it, bruh. Or he got kicked in love by Mr.

Ed. Right. He's done too close to Mr. Ed. And y'all straight crossed the car with his love.

They had a gym accident. That sounds like what happened to tiger woods. That's what he said.

He told reporters. This is just a gym accident. Don't worry. Sir, we are worried. The entire nation is

bruh. And don't coach at least when you coach the game, but you got to put on stocking cap, bruh,

or something, bruh. You got what I do stocking cap. Right. You got what do rag or something. You

just can't pull up raw stitch. You crazy. Did they shave the hair there or two? I think they shaved

that back. That was on sand, bruh. You look nuts, bruh. You go ahead and coach next time you get

kicked in the head by bullwinkle, sit you behind at home and don't coach the day on hockey game

that day. Please, sir, I offer you and I extend to you a boy stop moving on. I have to agree

that he got scout by a moose. It can't be anything else. I mean, I'm just scalping. That is like

a scalping. Exactly. Jesus. Okay, here we go. Brian, the video that's sweeping around the nation.

The video that's sweeping the nation right now, bruh. I'm so sorry that this happened to my doll,

man. Oh, my God.

Run. Last week, y'all said somebody heated robbery. And I was like, what I thought about when I saw this guy down.

Is it just because of the slow mo or is it because of how his torso moved? It's got a little

hole, bruh. It's the slow mo. Oh, my God. It's not wrong. Look at this adorable midriff show in there.

It's delicious. Somebody say delicious.

It's the slow motion. It's his hair, the bounce and volume and his hair bouncing back. It's

the sheer joy. What crossed my boy face, man? Like, what is a happier situation than that, bruh?

I didn't know Musa Diabate had it like that. You know, come on. Those two. And you know,

what's crazy is no one else around is clocking what has occurred. They are ready to, oh, just

kids, bruh. Can you imagine the camera man getting this? He probably was like, boy, y'all,

in slow mo before I got it into one, the real one, a real camera.

He has, oh, my God. He flexes his, his throwback.

I was like, I was like a pomegranate, man.

Oh, Musa, you're so funny. Look, man. And then guess what? Whatever they got going on,

it's between them, bruh. We support everything. But to the camera man that was got all in

their business and not letting them have a moment, boy, stop, man. Get out of your folk business.

Jersey up. So hi, we can see his stuff. It's a lot of questions. The whole thing was about

the most zesty moment I've ever seen in the NBA. Boy, stop. Moving on. What's what's that

player's name again for research purposes? The memo bomb. That is wrong, Dylan. That's his

bro. Boy, it looks like a certified top. Okay, here we go, bruh. I don't understand how

in other lands, folks just allow to do whatever, bruh. Can you imagine this happening in the NFL,

NBA, somebody throws something on the court, but bruh is a play out of your candidate, though.

I say all that to say, bruh, call it and drunk it now. Those mannerisms, Jude, you are.

I don't know what's going on with bruh. Salute to him whoever he is and whoever he loves. But

my boy need to go straight to the doctor right now, because you got COVID-79. Drinking a random

cut on you know how crazy somebody got to be the dog on the field. What's crazier, Jude,

is he drinks it, drops it and he kicks it another bottle or another cup or something. No, bruh.

No, that's the other guy. The other guys are super silent. Right. He kicked the whole

another one. He kicked the whole another one. My boy is he is a he's a goku. How do you kick that?

Bruh, forget bruh who calls it in drunk it. Bruh, the real player is the kicker.

I've told you that's almost like not to tell you guys to move on, but because it's not

applicable to the movement. I don't know. I just never realized that cricket players were this

passionate. It's never real. Right. Right. We're just good looking. Or it is willing to get disease.

And real quick, because juju is this way, like I juju is probably got the extraic from this,

because we know for everybody who's not up to speed, juju won't even eat off of clean dishwashed

forks and knives from the restaurant. Let alone some random man who gave you a cup of beer

that he probably drank some from. He put his own little COVID lips on your cup and you drink it.

That's a level of recklessness that juju I think is just absolutely sick into it.

Right. And he was through it. That type of man. He is through it. That's his trash. Imagine

that man's trash. That thing got actual bulls crawling through that. And, bro, I used to work at a

restaurant. Let's just say I wrapped silverware before. Let's just say moving on. Last one.

We got Brandon Parsonsky trying to get in on the conversation. I don't know. We always had a

homeboy like this right here, bro. Like every homeboy I had thought he thought that was his homeboy

too. Bro, you do not know my homeboy, bro. Back up. You're not in on this conversation. Look,

I know good and with whatever Clay said had to do with be part hanging around.

Could look at Dreymon. Dreymon went from whatever whatever to I cannot believe you just said that.

Did you see this one Tristan? I didn't see it, but you can tell that he's looking at pods.

Like why is this man who we chose over Clay Thompson? We we've had multiple years of Clay and we

decided to go with a man that we call pods with no, no. They are happy. What do you think?

Bro, what do you think Clay Thompson said right there, bro? I think he said, man, get your punk ass out

of here. This is a dynasty conversation. You stay out of it. He wants some depth. I'm not

dead for you. You are not my homeboy and get your homeboy, man. Be part, bus stop, man.

Leave them folks alone, man. Let them legend have the conversation, bro. And come on. Do

some of the Jericho. I'll show be part. I don't know what's happening there. I don't know what

religion you serve. I don't know what's happening, but that's the Jericho. Let it go. Come on.

But that right there is all we have for you today at the alley. My sister Tristan, any last words

on the way out? Love you, Jew. Keep it coming. JB for MVP. Yes, I ski. And on that note, man,

thank y'all one more time without y'all who the hell are we catch us again this Friday. Same

bad time. Same bad channel.