Alley Oop 164: LUKE KORNET GOES OFF on Magic City Promo | Rachel Feinstein Joins Alley Oop

It's a fresh twist of the man, but what it says, it's a lot of confidence behind that kind of man bun

What it really says is I've got I've got post-squared away. I'm not where I don't need to collect anymore

My number speaks for themselves

How you doing sis?

Usually I'm on no sleep. I'm three hours ahead. I've got three diet coaks. I've got a match in my blood

We've done the show. We've done another show. We've done another show, but we're good. We're locked in

Let's get it straight to it man. My hero has shown his ass

There's my hero

Show it off the dress

Luke coordinate has spoke up about the hawks magic city Monday night coming up

Saying that it's disrespectful to women also going on to say

Allowing this night to go forward without protests would reflect poorly on us as an NBA community

Specifically in being complicit in the potential objectification and mistreatment of women in our society

Trista your thoughts please

I say this with the utmost love and respect for the green coordinate. Yes, yes

Might your business nobody was even asking you you have no connection to Atlanta. You have no

By the way, this is like the whitest shit. You could possibly inject yourself in you are not

Even on the

Ancillary part of the culture you don't have any friends

Clearly you didn't ask Jaylen Brown about it from Atlanta or he would have told you magic city is an institution

Do not besmirch

Magic city Mondays

Exactly and that's exactly what it is see my brother Luke may have been watching a lot of TV growing up about strip clothes

And how it go, but big brother. I want to let you know something

Don't play that in magic city. You go in magic city with that

You're gonna you're gonna end up down the street right street or the jail right across the street from magic city

If you don't if you're not from Atlanta. Oh, please believe it's a jail right there outside of magic city

You feel me don't I mean of course that that's a job that has always suffered over the years and justices

And you have stalkers and you have certain people like that at your customers come in and do things

But that or gonna that specific establishment has been a class a

Establishment for as long as I've been in Atlanta alive. They I'm not hearing about it, bro

Listen when I interviewed

Killer Mike killer Mike went on a full on historical session for me about how important

A magic city was forgetting a juke culture juke joint off the off the off the rip house songs became hits inside a magic city

How it was more about the music and the vibe and the food then it was really about strip culture

It you just don't know you just don't know what you just don't know Luke

Right, brane for you to speak up like this

She

Like I you already know how I feel about Luke. That's my dog. I I put him in the goat conversation with Bill Russell and Larry Bird now

You feel me so this hurt me

Of course I'm being facetious. I'm a matter of fact

I'm a knock it off because I'll be playing too much and for me thinking I think it's about that man

Nah, bro, Lou you need to chill out bit, bro

And and ask somebody to just ask somebody who nobody you feel me first because you are always on the right side of the locker room and culture

And bruh the loop shiasty and he was he was dancing the other day in the tunnel with what's my boy name the bit man

For the spurs never play, but he a veteran

Boy, my name is

I mess with him you did by I think my boys

Way way off base with this one man. It's this ain't that great

Quote juju was just

Absolutely wild

Yeah, just absolutely wild

And honestly, I was bringing this up to you earlier. I think Miami should follow suit and get up on booby trap Thursdays

And another institution

Which is a staple of Miami culture. I think and listen, we've got in Portland. We've got El Diablo one of the only

Indian strip clubs

in in the city listen

Do not besmirch

Things you do not know. That's all I'll say

Right, bro. It's like me coming in here and just saying you know what I don't like about downtown Abby

The outfits it's it's the greeting. It's like bruh shut the hell up. You ain't never been you don't know where Abby is

Downtown

Never met Abby, but Luke Cornette my brother

I'm praying for you, man. I was about to burn my Luke Cornette jerseys, but I practice the uh the thing called forgiveness

And it's septus. I'm gonna let you learn your little what you need to learn you did but moving on man in the league over the over the weekend

We had some good games man the new york nicks broke the spurs 11 game win streak. You dig uh, I mean

11 games it's gonna come to an end at a certain point, but do you think the new york nicks

Did that or it's just like

Spur if you go on through the motions beyond the east coast it's on count

Well, I think it's a little column A and a little column B

I think it was a good game for all the nicks in general

But yeah, I mean you're gonna lose a game here and there you're not gonna win out and that is for show

And you're talking about a road trip to the east coast

You're talking about you're just coming off of a beat down against the nets. You won one in a close one against Toronto

You were in Detroit. I mean you've been really rocking out on the east coast against a couple

Of important teams in the east. Yeah, and so yeah, I think it's bound to happen

I think they let go of the rope a little bit

It looked like the game was kind of getting out of hand pretty early

Um, and so you just say all right. It's not our night. Let's pack it up

I don't think wimby even though he said yeah, that did kind of shake us. I still don't

I still don't believe in the next

Oh, oh, oh, you hit me with a switcher only with the last word. Okay, cool. Hey

You know what you entitled to that one because they have had some goofy ass losses with some goofy games from cat

Jalen Brunson

Is usually such a scorer and I such a high clip my boy being

The second half of the day. Yeah, like two parts, you know

I don't know what's going on, but I do think this though. I think that the niche

They don't been so close to success the last couple of years with that core group right there

They they gonna get up for the playoffs. You feel me? I think that tough knows defense. They play and I just get after it

They got that it kind of show yesterday or they fall yesterday. It's gonna be part of me

I think that's gonna really pop out in the playoffs and really highlight them

inefficiencies on like teams like the pistons and uh, I don't want to say the heat, but

the Miami heat

Yeah, I mean you look at

Honestly, this next team defensive rating. They're still top 10 overall in the season

For me as a top three offensive rated team the issue really is just inconsistency and when you're playing the playoffs

Depending on who you're playing against that inconsistency can get you sent home

And so that's really what I'm keeping my eye on I'm keeping my eye on carl Anthony towns

Because he needs to shoot at a high clip and at a high volume in order for them to be effective

He needs to stay on the floor. He needs to maintain the level of offensive prowess that were were used to him showing

And and that really to me is the key of of all of this maintain tibito level defense

But add in that new motion style offense that Mike Brown put in and who knows maybe you messed around and get back to the Eastern conference finals

Right, and if you listen to this if you under the side of my voice and you know or know somebody who knows my cow bridges

Tell them to tell him shoot the damn ball like you did against the spurs

You ain't gonna make them all but an aggressive macaque

That's what makes the nicks so dangerous because now you got OG on the other side

Now you got Jalen bruh

Watch out for the nicks in the playoffs get where some hopefully some let's move on

Because we got a little time left my sister about to fall out. They got my sister on one hour's sleep

No, those ahead as

Did you hear the news? I should have started to show with this

Did you hear the news my sister ringly alarm dinged on a witch's dead my brother Jalen sucks

Welcome to ten years

Welcome to the promised land mr. Bond

I'm finally came

Coming home

Tell the world I'm coming home

No more headband around the neck because I was crazy. He was looking crazy as hell

I think Kaley van let's bully him into it. I think the internet bullied him into it

And this is where bullying can be a positive thing

You know, we did it to LeBron LeBron with turkey umpteenth times

And it wasn't working. It wasn't holding it wasn't sticking and so at a certain point

Some of the best hoopers in the world need to come on home. We've seen this time and time again

If jalen uh sucks would have come on home a year or two ago

Maybe we would see Derek white level uh often and infants confidence is everything juju

It is man. Can I get a little bit more that coming home? I got I gotta put up my my my candles for this one

I'm coming home. I'm coming home

Tell the world. I'm coming home praise god

Yes, we gotta say we gotta throw the candles up and lights up every time somebody to come home

Home going service. You did

But yeah, man anything anything you take from moving on

The timber wolves getting the best of the nuggets

Again in their regular season. This is what I'm trying to say

Yeah, I'm scared

Of the timber wolves is inconsistency, but their top end of plane

Is just a western conference finals team

Muggers don't want any timber wolf smoke. I promise you this

The timber wolves almost beat them two years ago. Yeah, this is a team that I honestly or was it

Was it two years ago three years ago? I see one of the year they got them. I've got them in game soon

Yeah, they were up 15 on the timber wolf. Oh, yeah, I was on the airplane the ant man went crazy

Absolutely

So this this Denver Nuggets team is a little low-key scared of Chris Vinch and what they can do and Julius Randall

I like on this team. I know that maybe people don't think he's nearly as effective as cat

But I really like the fit and you've got all these defenders got all his athleticism and I truly think

Ant Edward's is a top five player caliber in the league one of the best closures in the league

They have one of the best coaches in the league

So I if I am other teams like Oklahoma City San Antonio Denver

I'm keeping my eyes wide open on what these mini Minnesota timber wolves are doing

Because they've got all the tools to beat up on pretty much anyone if they're healthy if they're rested and if they're locked in

If they locked in for show

You know who back locked in finally after his team was dropping a couple of games getting a little close to them spurs

Oh my boy SGA you did get returns back with the thunder and my boy

My boy and just return man my boy pulled up and put breakfast in hoop you did and I know they went for the rush my boy back

Anyway, so I know that if he was coming back he was really really do don't boys look like the championship or

Bus team that they once was or is it a new day since he been gone

Shhh

Lizard I think he heard all of the Cade Cunningham comparisons

And says I'm nothing like

Cade Cunningham okay

Like you're not about to put the F on that

I'm nothing like him and if you think it's so cool that he can dunk

And he uses his power. Let me show you what levels that I can go to of a

A torn up abdominal strain. So yeah, I love that competitiveness from Shay

I love that next next gear from Shay no more silky smooth Shay. I'll give you the violence shape

Oh, yeah, and he dunked on somebody. I don't know who he dunked on

Which you you got you had dunked on and the timeout call. That's the worst dunk on don't dunk on me

And then call the timeout so down the hole we've been to replay this until we get back from commercials

I'm gonna get a technical file. I'm gonna crash out and we've been to replay that

Maybe you did, but yeah, I think no more looking good. I mean, I think this was the time that they needed for that bench to get kind of like

Locked in with Jared McCain to give Jalen Williams

Uh

The not let's say not J. Duh, but J. Will

A more chance to be like he got into it with a joker the other night

Impose yourself and show folks like

Brought Ben here for a couple years and he's just been sitting on the bench getting to click and dust

Now my boy actually

Ready to contribute right now. So I think they're gonna be kind of scary in them playoffs and

What you've seen again is the Alex Crusoe is like one of the most important role players in all of this

He always comes with a tough bucket and important defensive stop transition turns you over and it and it really like

Demoralizes you a little bit the way he puts extras on his his uh

How he

Empathically celebrates is like god damn Alex Crusoe got us on both sides now. We're down seven

And it just literally takes all the wind out of your sales. We saw that in the Indiana series last uh finals Juju

And like I was like god. I almost had PTSD

Right elmen for a himself with the damn head man from space down salute man keep killing uh

We got also got news on the east that

Jason tight on possibly returning this week

Also in the east yana's antitacompo has returned

By the time you hear this he played last night you did so is the east

I'm a firm believer right now in the Cavaliers for some damn reason. I'm a selfish fan you did with the Cavaliers

I just like how they I don't know I like how they did that

I didn't know what they was doing at first, but now I see the famous product

I'm like, what hey, they ease

That's what we said about the Cavs last year

Now that's what you said. I ain't never said about those damn calves. That would y'all say about the damn calves

I'm really historic historic offense

There is Garland and

And Donovan Mitchell planning at this all-star caliber level. Could they have for all stars?

Juju. Oh my god, like this team is potent Evan Mollie's going to a new place and Kenny

Has unlocked him and oh my god. Have you seen how Jared Allen is playing and oh now it's Jared Allen on black history months

Shout out to black history month, but he's on another level as like is James Hardin

In the playoffs

enough said

I'm a I think you can redeem. I'm a big believer in redemption

Yes, so far he has had a bad track record in the playoffs

For a decade. Guess what? Yeah forever. Not even a decade like

And so I don't know but I think my boy gone

I'm not I don't think he gonna win a championship

But I think he gonna get there again and if not this year

Never because damn you think you're gonna go to the final

I think that the favor to go to the finals

No, I don't think they're the favor. I think this is their best opportunity. I say yeah because

I feel like the Detroit pistons are all year away

Maybe the next they be playing the Celtics

Just tell I don't know how this is gonna work back

So this is your opportunity. Just like this year was the opportunity for Josh Allen and the playoffs for the football

It's like it didn't make it no easier because them teams are still good teams. You got to win

With Pat my home. They're in there this year, bro

The March escalator if you if you can't capitalize when the

Field is open for you. You're never capitalizing

Because guys are coming back chase and Tatum will be fully healthy

Listen like Tyree Saliburton is coming for y'all

babies and

And they have the worst record in the east right now. They might mess around and get

Anybody they want

That bro and remember don't boy got somebody on ice right now that they just got specifically for next year

And that my boy Zuba

Zuba I wish I love

Don't get me wrong. Right. I love voodoo, man. Don't get me wrong

But I wish to sell this cuz it got Zuba. Oh my goodness, bro

He real deal traditional bit man, bro, and I think that's gonna make a difference when it's time for them Pacers

But man it's so much going on in the lead right now, man

We got other phones got fighting. We got we got the Hawks. We got thank you warriors chance at the Hawks game

We got the Blazers losing

Sixers is well, man. We got so many topics to get to them

But we're gonna have to pause them topics because we got a special guest today

After this break, we are gonna be joined by one of the funniest ladies in all of New York, man

We'll be right back out of these messages

We got a segment we like to call boy stop and we need a real deal professional to help us out with these boy stops today

So we're gonna call on the

Miss

Missor is mr

Mr. plus an s with a period behind it

Rachel fine

Stein or missus fine stain if you're nasty how you doing with this and good to see you

I'm there's no mr

Just so you know at home. I'm not actively transitioning. I

Feel

I was like he just called me

What's happening?

Are you a mistress? I have I have told Becky that I do want to move to Maine at some point my life when I give up on men and find a woman

For the very last lap, but that's separate

You could come to arrival down in Miami on yourself for life pretty quick there

I've been looking for one just for that last lap of life just like one with the backpack. Yeah

What you got going on right now you live miss Rachel

Not much. I'm on the road a little bit. Where am I this weekend?

I always have to think about it. I'm gonna hurl my body to Madison, Wisconsin on March 11th

That's supposed to be a good club comedy on state and I have a

Deathflick special if anybody wants to watch it. It's called big guy my husband on calls me that unfortunately

He is an emotional desert. He's the reason I need the lady for the last lap. That's when I've given up

I'm getting my needs met if my husband called me big guy

Yeah

Yeah, it's not it's not scored at many points. He did not close that night. It's it's suffice it to say

And then he called me big guy on Kelly Clarkson and now he's like high off of it because Kelly got the band to back him up for his big guys song

I'm like he's like oh that was amazing that night with the bed back me up. He has a song. He goes

She's my big gay. He kind of shimmies around and follows me

Like

Yes, there's like a New York firefighter accent. They can't they can't pronounce even the name of what they do

It's pronounced like poya poida like f-i-y-a-f-i-d-i

Let's get to some videos miss Rebecca turn us up please speaking of um

I don't know insane man and their bedroom

It's acceptable because I'm gonna say it's not but I want to hear your thoughts. Is this

Acceptable for a grown man's bedroom

Oh my that's not good. Yeah, it looks awesome to me. I mean it was the problem

It does look like he bought all of his furniture from Staples. It's very confusing

His bedroom is designed by office Max

She

Oh my god

The best expression I've ever heard in my life

It does look like a junior come towel and also

He should not

He does not deserve to close if I could be the Robin Hood of ass and take it away from the men. No, no

This office Max bedroom does not deserve he's if I could be the Robin Hood of taking away from him

I would and I would give it back

To the people that deserve it

Listen, even best case if I'm allowed and your workout equipment to be in the room

Anything's done that requires

Stretching out of it time up. I'm gonna get my head against that

They also look a little like torture devices. It's very alarming

You're enclosed and weird torture devices. Yeah, you're right also

He doesn't even have a full like top comforter that covers the sides of the bed. There's this deep sadness to that

That's like low grade depression

Comforter

Do you see that one throw pillow that his mom probably bought them? Oh, so dark

The throw pillow at the end might be for when he flips her around, but she's not

Guess what

You might think he's gonna flip

That's

Yes, I was trying to get the lower your head while they take you to his life apart

Y'all leave this man alone. This man got a nice little workout system over there

He got the living room areas. Is that a disc? I don't know what I see about seven to eight places. I've done there

And don't worry that company's just in the wash machine

Come on get it done speaking of the Robin Hood of ice the eye that is a terrific phrase you deserve a basket of

Just get it done

I care to you

Giving out baskets and plus, you know, I'm a working mom. I have a busy life

I tease going to the club man. They say look you young bitches. We got

Put this on the side what the sign

Ha

Been doing bitches since 1964 man. Oh my god. I love them

Can we send them an edible arrangement? I love these bitches so much or just an edible

An edible arrangement of edibles

Right, I love this man like if I go on the club and see them I'm sending something over there a bottle

Yeah, a couple Corona's

Most importantly, would you get it?

That's what the people want to know

If I was single and not in the relationship

Yes, oh god bless you. I'm a lot duff

I just want to be the friends though. Don't you want to be friends with these lit? I love these

Yes, I love these bitches

If that they're the ones I want to move to that Golden Girl style house with from the last part of my life

I

Still the hot one they bought a gold bond and damn

I love this point where you you know, there's first you believe in men

Then you're you know, you're exhausted by them then you're pissed at them

And then you just objectified them and that's the part of life that's really fun again

You know, it's like those silver years where you're like, you know what maybe they're just a piece of ass

And that's all they should have been in the first place and I like it

Hey

Also who got that sign together. I mean these bitches run a tight operation

I think

Yeah, like what I want to know is this they're just is this they're like regal beagle is this they're like Friday that spot

Did they go horny at or did they bring that sign on the road?

Sorry, yes, I don't say that. I'm a mother

My favorite auntie there and one that puts her head in her hands because you know, she's she's the most lit. Oh

Yeah, she can't even believe it

But you know what she chose those friends. I know what it's like because I'm friends with a lot of godless horse and I love them

This is a moment where I'm like really like you everybody's got that one friend that does the splits everywhere

We like the splits are not fucking necessary right now Kristen

Yeah, like we get it you're flexible. We've got it

I know that was a great

All right. Oh, yeah, they got passed around all right

Thank you so much Rachel for joining us oh my guys are honored and a pleasure to meet you and talk to you

Been a fan of your comedies for a long time. I know I don't look like it, but trust me

You got fans that look like this too. You did

No, you can find us out. Don't you talk about yourself like that baby? You can find us out

Presented last word Tristan someone said today that juju's hair style today looks like he always has a good idea

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