Aloha From Hawaii, Draft Of NBA What Ifs, And Q’s From The Sticks

All right, welcome back to the bread basket podcast where we travel and we talk about it. Yeah, and we talk about the good

You know the big three the best eats the best

The best the best eats the best hikes and the best eats and

And here's the thing today we call it and we don't sure code it like all these other travel influencers

No, no, and we're talking about you travel influence or oh six two we really do this

Right, huh? Here's the thing. No, well travel influence travel travel influence or oh six two

I fucking know that bet that big travel is paying you these these resorts are paying you to come and you're and and what you're doing

What you're doing, which isn't really honest is you're just saying oh, I love oh, I loved the sushi. Oh, I loved the

You don't even know anything about your eats. We're gonna tell you about we have real eats too

Yeah, I say Ebola those were real eat that's it's that's eat that's it's

Travel yeah, okay, you fucking bitch. She eats. We eat

Yeah, we eat we're in Hawaii. Hola

Yeah, we're out of the country in Hawaii

Yeah, we're it's cool being out of the US. Well, don't you think it's cool that I could finally check out like how because you know

I'm always like there was like have you ever been out of the country and like I've been to Mexico with the fam

Yeah, now I've been to Hawaii and you've been out of the country. Yeah, right. It's like oh, yeah

I guess like I guess you had to see I'm overseas. Yeah, you're over you're out of the US like really out of the US really

I'm really. Yeah, I'm really you're really out of there. Um, yeah, I'm abroad

They do have good eats here that I'll say you both fucking banged it banged and then that sushi was good

The one that I I'll tell you this about both of those dishes

I think I just like us. I think I just like sushi and not not that I don't not that I'm saying that that sushi and I'll say he was bad

I just I don't want to like it, you know, you said you would eat you don't eat it like I like that was my second

I want to go back and get the same us able they had chocolate chips and shit in there. Oh, we're hiking for like eight hours

That'll be fine. Yeah, that'll be fun. It'll be fun. I just I I just want to have the us able

It's really just the lack of us. I you that that really that really gets you. Yeah, and hopefully nobody falls

I ran into a sign this I mean the fucking fans on and and I

Just like this. What did I do? What did I do before this?

Yank is chain which is weird and then you also yank is trying to try to stop and it didn't stop. Yeah

Quit no quit

Okay, really

I mean, okay, what you were saying the same shade online. That's like you just yelled right in this fan's face

Okay, we won't quit. I feel like a slow no stop with your hand. How much money will you like I do it?

I swear it when you would you step in lava for a billion dollars? No, you would stop that for a billion dollars

All right, I'll pay you a billion. You don't have a billion and that how do you know that?

We'll say this it people do be on island time out here

They do it's really slow really slow and like like the fact that like that. I say he was closed

That's not a thing. Yeah, it's just just cuz it's Sunday and but like I don't I don't know that they even do it every Sunday

It's just they were just kind of like yeah

The ass a place by the way your whole walk we were in line

Yeah, I think we were in line for 40 minutes

You had an awesome experience your timing was killer, but then you had to walk to big fish this morning

Yeah, I bet you'd have mind I bet you didn't because then on the way back

I got like a fucking banana bread and I loved it. Yeah, and you got a nice walk in I like being here in Hawaii

It's cool to be out of the U.S. It's cool to be

Experiencing. Yeah, like did you have a culture shock being in a different country?

Got here. Yes

By the way, obviously it's not a different country. It does feel like it's obviously a state

They feel like their own country a little bit here and I like they are so different from the other U.S.

States like so different for sure and like also like it would probably be the same thing if you want to Alaska Alaska for sure

Yeah, like not but not Idaho. I feel like I always bring up Idaho and I'm not trying to do that

I'm just it's like a state. I mean every state in the U.S. I will say like

Not calc is a lot different than Cali. Yeah, but not in there. It's not like a completely different

It's like a completely different country situation here. It literally feels like a different country. It does

I like it also like I I guess

Like we just I don't even know how like being a state even fucking works

But just because we signed you

Doesn't mean like you know doesn't mean you have to like play like they play their own style of ball

I mean coach can just because we sign them doesn't mean that like all like

Yeah, you mean it's a different culture, but if coach wants to tell him like you got to do this

They have to listen coach. I think I think from a contractual perspective yet

You're saying from how they play how they run their five-man set in the half court. They run it like a different country

And I do they do man. We're gonna do draft of NBA what ifs and I love these because I got some like really just staple standard ones

And that's and that's fine because you'll probably have like some like like present day nugget stuff

Yeah, I I've one or two of those, but it's like

You could go down the rap you could just keep on going

Yeah, like and you could find new things that would be different

Yeah, and you know would change the whole landscape of the NBA with if one thing happened differently

Yeah, like I'll start because this is the most obvious one of all time go ahead and just say what I was gonna pick D Rose. Yeah, and

Think of that he was he would have been

What would it happen? I don't know I honestly and

Unfortunately, it is early enough that I actually don't know what would happen. I don't really know the landscape as much

Oh with with D Rose like I know early brawn in

Roy and MVP

Or something really and then I think maybe two years after MVP was 23. I believe it was young and then he just got hurt

Yeah, and it was never the same

No, it was not the same. Yeah, I guess what if there is is is he a top this three point is it's it

We're talking about Steph. They catch a crazy that is and D Rose maybe

Or like is he just maybe top 10 but or is he like do we look at it because he look he we look at him

It's such a beloved figure did we yet and such a and then you know who we look at and we're kind of like

John Marant no John Marant for sure, but like even though this guy's top 50 all-time cliff no

Russell Westbrook. Yeah, you're like he's tainted by like how how he like never won

That's true, and now looking at him like that and now he's like not as good dude

But he was like his peak was the most insane peak of all time. That's true

It's it is way easier to be like beloved when like something bad happens for sure

Yeah, but it but and it is also like all of the guys in MJ's era

Yeah, they just didn't win because

And I feel like it's the same thing with LeBron James LeBron. I'm gonna say brawn Steph era. Yeah, I mean Steph has four

So they're they're four and four. Yeah, so they took them all like I like fucking and Dreymon

Like Chris Paul should have one. Yeah, and he just doesn't he should have hardened should have one mellow should have one. Yeah, yeah

That's a good one. D. Rose. I'd like you could go you can go down such a rabbit hole

My first pick is going to be what if Dreymon green does not punch LeBron

I have the ball sack during Dreymon I have Dreymon hit the NBA final Dreymon hit Brown and nuts because let's do it

Let's do it. Yeah, so he got suspended for one the Warriors win the series. Yeah in six in yeah

Probably yet. They just they win the series. They just do and then Brown doesn't that was the calves ring

So Brown doesn't get the one in Cleveland. Brown Brown probably stays in Cleveland probably doesn't go to LA

And then but also then maybe never gets one with Cleveland. Then he's not even in it's crazy

Yeah, then he stuck it to

KD doesn't go to the Warriors right because you they won you can't go after they win. That was a crazy shift

KD by the way you it was between

Like Boston, okay, see maybe KD goes to Boston and then LeBron who stuck at two rings now has

KD and

And all the Boston folks that are coming up who they had I think they probably had Jaylen Brown at the time and maybe a young Tatum

But baby Tatum wasn't even I think they did have a young Tatum

I think now they got fucking KD Jaylen Brown Jason Tatum. Yeah LeBron James has to go through him

Kyrie's probably still gonna like

Oh, you know what though. I don't know if Kyrie leaves a few does never ring

It depends I don't know so maybe maybe it ends up being better mate like it's just such a what if what maybe LeBron ends up

And it's all cuz three rings in cleave hit LeBron of the ball sack

And I'm gonna do another dream on

Dream on by the way, I I was going through these I love so polarizing because

I'm like you fucked this up, but you also made it happen with pool

Pool for sure, but but like what if dream on just I mean, and maybe it wasn't a dream on think

Why isn't what like what if he doesn't piss KD off? Yeah, they stay he stays for signs of five years super

And then the best time to stay all time by far they win

Okay, so they lose one KD towards Achilles, but like if Katie's staying they're saying Katie just don't play

Yeah, because I think Bob Myers who by the way, I see biking like every day

That's cool, and I want to pull him over and ask him about this. Hey, Bob

Did you know

That Katie was leaving and you were like go play? Oh

I mean that would obviously it wasn't Bob's to sit and obviously he would say no, but yeah, that is true

Right because it's like he knew Katie was out you know, yeah

But like at that point. Yeah, you're saying like oh, yeah, I don't go fuck. Yeah

It's almost and it's like not the worst thing if obviously you don't get hurt

But if it's like it's like he's not because there was at the time

I think there was a lot of pressure. They were saying internally for him to play for him to play. Yeah

I remember I remember that too and then when he went down people were like that so fucked up of them

But then we were like Katie wouldn't play if he didn't want to play

I don't and I don't think I think he and he said that he said he wanted to play. Yeah

I don't I don't think and he was leaving them. He didn't even have to say that and Katie says whatever

Yeah, Katie just says what he was not forced to play. Yeah, but I do think Dremel doesn't piss him off

Katie stays for another five. Do you think that's why Katie left?

I think people can't stand Dremel. Yeah, cuz he's just like because you okay

Let's look at it and also Katie Katie's like I'm so much better at basketball than you unfortunately, right

But outside of perspective like do you think it was Steph?

No, I don't I think Steph's the best guy. I can see Steve being a little annoying Steve

Seems very annoying. I'm a hundred percent sure it wasn't clay. No definitely not. Everybody loves clay

So maybe like yeah, maybe the coach's a little annoying, but if you're KD

You could you could get Steve curfired if that's what you must have been Dremel

It's just you're just like Dremel who like has like more of a say than me. Yeah, and he's just like ass

He's just like scores six points a game and then he's just like yells at me and I'm like dude

I just want I'm gonna leave and then he says like mean things. Yes, like we don't like want you or whatever right

Yeah, and then yeah, so like I I think it was just like that's what happened and he just probably cost them I

Mean they ended up getting another ring, which is kind of crazy without without ring

Yeah, that and they just kind of wiggled into another one

So then you can't say the dynasty ended there, but it did but it didn't no it did it did that was kind of just

They had a loot they got a Lucy

Yeah, but like that was what like two or three years after

That was like two or three years out

That was just off the strength of having an all-time great when you have an all-time great things like that happened

That's why I'm so is that count in the that dynasty Ron do you count it?

I don't think so because it was a it was a Lucy and like they didn't pick up another year before they missed the playoffs

Yeah, and then they you know, they were not watching

Like I don't really even remember them winning that year

Yeah, I wasn't I mean the nugget they had the Jamal Murray situation, so it was kind of like annoyed all year

Yeah, so I wasn't as tapped in either, but you can just go

Okay, so KD stays with the Warriors who who now misses out on rings Yannis

Yeah, Yannis got a Lucy Yannis probably doesn't get that if the Warriors have Kevin Durantston

Okay, who are the Raptors? Well the Raptors won when he tours Achilles when KD did so let's just say he does he sits out that game because he knows he's coming back

That I also feel like was part of the reason he's like I don't I'm here

Yeah, game six on let's let's play basketball. Let's play. Yeah, okay, so Yannis probably doesn't get his

The next year Steph they get another one with KD with KD and then it went to Denver Nuggets to the Denver Nuggets win

Dude, I don't know KD on the word

The Nuggets for so that was the best team of all time. The Nuggets were super good too though. That would be we'd probably lose to the

It would be a really crazy

That may honestly that would maybe be the year that like the the torts gets passed to the Nuggets. Yeah, but I don't know though

I don't know either, but I do think like at some point what happened it wouldn't be the sons were not taking it from them. No

And then the Warriors the Warriors again, so I mean

Weird weird that that happened, but yeah, oh no is the Lakers

Oh, that's that's the conversation just brawn get that no, no, oh my god

And then and then you're like okay, so brawn like two of these rings

But also everything just happens like and also you there's the what if of like what if brawn doesn't shit the bed in in

the first

Miami heat against the maps that was like the biggest underdog all time and he displayed. Yeah, yeah, he was like cramping

Yeah, oh

And that was before he had a ring that was before he had a ring was like he can't do it. Yeah, but he could

They did the same thing about Steph Steph. I remember like early in those runs like he would do like the

You just like pass it like this like a like a clutch moment and like turn it over

You know the thing about Steph that is tough is he and honestly, that's why that fourth ring was so big for him

He did not have a finals MVP until the last one

Yeah, and it was because like he was kind of playing a little it wasn't yeah

Like as dominant as was in the regular season and he was like KD was doing the KD thing, but the fourth one was just Steph being really good

The fourth one really cemented him as like oh, this guy for me has to be I love Steph. Oh definitely

All right, my two

Oh, this one's interesting. This is like brings in the Steph conversation. This brings in

Like like Thompson like a lot of that. Mm-hmm. What if they just didn't do the three-point line?

Yeah, that was only in like 1980, right? Yeah, I think that's Johnson had seasons

Yeah, so if they didn't do it is Steph in the NBA

That's a good Danny that I didn't even think that that was a like a direction we could take this but I'm just saying

Such a good question three-point specialists are they like is Ray Allen?

Like a good like what is he doing? He's doing it there. He's shooting from there

But it's just like only two. It is a good question. It's I it's still valuable

Yeah, I think so being a shooter like that. Yeah, I think it is because it's like you're not you're not the star though

No, but it's like a good like a little trick because it's like this guy can score from far away and you guys aren't out there

No, but go out there and then you could feed our guy in the middle that is such a good point though because

What a great mention that line. Yeah, dude and because you wouldn't defend him out there because you're like even

If you can shoot 50% out there

Well, yeah, yeah, like the better shot is like a four footer because four footers by 80% chance. Yeah, oh my god

And then when it when I think I was looking at it was like the ABA set like some other league had it in the NBA

I was like that's a gimmick. They looked at it as a gimmick early. I get it though

It's like if soccer is introduced like a two-point goal

People would be like what yeah, but that's different. No, it's true low scoring

But maybe like I don't know that but that goes with this whole draft though of like once once you do like

We just think it's weird because it hasn't happened. Yeah, and then it happens and then it's what happens bro

The NFL is nothing like that and no there is in the NFL seven and three but the NFL you see like I don't know

I think it was proposed. I don't know if it's gonna pass but like

As push or what?

No, but as push I think it's just staying around and I think if if the as push is staying around the Broncos

Nietzsche just figure that out that is the most valuable play you could have yeah if it's going to be around

Why shouldn't it be banned? I don't do you think it should be bad? I don't know. I think it it's Roger Gidele

It's like it's terrible to watch and this is entertainment. So let's just I think that's really the reason it gets banned but

They are looking to implement instead of on-side kicks

You are on your 15 and you have a fourth and 20

That's so fun and anyway, and we're like and that's that should be the reaction and and I feel like

People are like this. That's fucking it. That's a joke, but and and but like is it less of a gimmick than

Lining up and you have to kick it 10 yards and the somebody has to touch it and stupid is that that's random

How fucking oh that'd be just because the onsite kick has been around

Wonder what's going to be more effective probably the fourth and 20 like which one would have more conversions definitely fourth and 20

I feel like the percentages are similar. Yeah, so that's why it's like that and that's so much more fun to watch so fun to watch so like

Interesting just makes the end of the game more interesting who so who proposed that just I think it's like the rules committee

Or I don't really know how it works. That's a killer idea and yeah, yeah, people are like this. That's so weird

But that's what I'm saying with a 3.9 and it's like yeah, they when it came out there definitely like what they were like

This is dumb, but I think you're like I can't imagine a game without it

And that's also like what if we fucking just made the 3-point line stop at the bench. So it just goes there's no corner 3s

That'd be interesting, right? We could have done that. Well, why can't we do that now like make it's there's no corner 3s

So like you know the it arcs. Yeah, it just keeps going to the sideline. Oh, so it's just straight across, but there's still 3s

Yeah, but they're really deep

But like the top of the key is not that deep, but then the deep ones are deep because it doesn't go in

But everybody's complaining about like the 3-point shot ruined stuff make it that yeah change it

Is that how people said that just make it that I think some people have said that try it in the g-league

Yeah, like I don't know like and then and then like in four years

You're like, oh, I can't believe there was ever corner 3s

Because that's so like short and too easy and and like it just makes the game boring. Why would you not shoot?

Why would you have just stay on the side line try it out? Yeah, I agree

My 3 is gonna be

Um, is that a chicken or is that a child? I think that's a child. That's concerning

That was a really scary alarming aggressive scream of child. That was in a fun screen

at all

Yeah, wasn't what if Jim Hardin stayed in okay see before it became Jim

Oh, he

Russ Katie Jim that's so and it was prime Russ like pretty much prime Katie

Prime and then Jim and during his prime that had been the best big three ever

Because you could argue like they might have the three best players in basketball other than bra

Oh my three MVP's on one team

Yeah, the gym what Jim what was the deal? I just

So big six man. I think so weird. They didn't want to pay him

Yeah, and they probably just didn't have bread for him

Yeah, I think that they were like I understand that you could go be a star

But like I you are a six man. We don't we don't want to give you the bread. That's so weird that it was a six man

Has there been any like Mono but like anybody else. It's like been a six man and then become like a

I'm really trying to I'm really racking my brain or that just like wasn't good for like wasn't as good for like three or four

But he was but he that's the thing about Jim is like Jim was the third pick Jim like they just brought him off the bench

Probably just because they liked it like there was no it really wasn't like a year coming off the bench

They just kind of did it. They just kind of did it. You know doing that right now

Which and like just doesn't play their guy who's really fucking good? Oh the Rockets just don't really play red shepherd

Oh, he's so good. He's very good and they just like the like smaller white guy and shoot but again third pick in the draft and it should start

Dude like will I think if he if it's not with the Rockets like will be a star at some point

She just play. He should be the starting to the place 37 minutes. That's what I'm saying

Yeah, but that comes off the bench and then like doesn't get like you they won't like close with them like there

Big games where he only shoots three times and they're like won't use them and you're just like what is going on with it?

It's because he's like a new like sharp shooter

Be so nice. Yeah, he is so nice. He's like small too. I don't for somebody's out of a mark for some reason

I think he's small and I think he's just like six three. I don't know why I think that maybe

I think that is like you stay the same thing with like Steph

Like that's sick for the league small for the league. Yeah, like I would say Steph is small like six two

Of course, he's not actually small, but Steph is a

Big guy

Like if you just like you just knew Steph you'd be like, hello, you're a pretty big guy like girls would say he's tall. Yeah

That's weird. That's everybody in the league. There's no reach up at six two. Yeah, except for Isaiah Thomas

It's crazy five nine third and then be people in one that's almost a lot of

Like he was like that is so crazy. He got fucked bad

He did because he had he never got his bag

Yeah, he just didn't make the bread and he he had he was like one year away from contract and then got injured and then just didn't get it

What happened? Why did he not why wasn't it good anymore? I think he had like a hip issue and then I think maybe

He listen if you're five nine you got to be the most explosive. Yeah, so if you're a little bit not explosive

You might as well bogey cousins not ever been I don't understand why that one didn't he was the best player ever

He was the best player in NBA history good. I think he'd like really had an attitude for I think he'd had an attitude

Probably a serious ego issue, but he had like Yoke's capability. He did he was best player in the history of the NBA

And he had the thing where like and what like Yoke does sometimes where he'll just be like bigger than you and I'll just kind of yeah

He'll just kind of run into you and lay it up, but then he could like shoot. He was like a better free pointer than Yoke. He was good. So good

Do you take I think I did yeah, you get it too

I'll go I mean the what if the Clippers don't trade SGA

And all their picks for Paul George. That's such a terrible deal

Such a terrible

Should we pull it up? Oh my god. That's bad. And then it just set up the thunder

Yeah, that's why they have every pick in existence. I'm almost like mad at the Clippers like fucking

I know do because the Clippers would have by the way that's really not going anywhere that trade was in 2019

That was so that's seven years ago. Kauai right now is the top five player. Yeah, that's so like they didn't it wasn't necessarily

Have to win now situation how old is Kauai 35. He's pretty old, but he's so he's got he's like that's another one

If I might take just if he were healthy is all correct. All right, let's see

Paul George SGA

34 not he's not that old like he's got five more good years. No, yeah, he's good. Okay

Okay, so that gets this is what it wound up being

So they get Paul George

Um, that's got it. Is that the worst day on NBA history

Yeah, I think when you revisit it, it's really bad

But like Paul George was coming off. He was third in MVP voting. They you get why they did it

Yeah, and Kauai just won the ring finals MVP. So you're like, okay, we have like a

Basically like two MVP wings and they had like Pat Bev like mantra as Harold like SGA wasn't SGA yet

I get why they did it, but I think it's worse than AD Luca. Oh for sure

Yeah, I mean AD Luca. It's like I think coop is a better player to have than Luca

So crazy thing to say I wouldn't have gotten coop, so but that yeah, that was I was lucky

That might have been like an NBA's rig situation. Maybe

Well, they just got yeah, what's the deal?

Paul George for SGA Denilo Galanari and so they just they just gave the picks so they're like, you know

SGA Denilo Galanari

J will or no J dub

Yep

Trayman

Jaime Hawke Jr. I don't I guess he just they traded that pick

Dylan Jones 2025 first round picks. Well, 2026 first round pick

Yeah, that's such a bad deal really bad man really really bad

Just just did a bad job

But I also just think like do the Clippers

They probably have a dynasty right now the Clippers are now the thunder. Yeah, they are the thunder

That's because they had the picks and what they could have done to whether that what they could have done is like

You'd realize in two years that SGA is the future

You could

Decide what to do with Kauai

Yeah, you get you get but you get some really good guys for Kauai right you could be like okay

We're gonna trade you for some young guys or we're gonna keep you around Aaron Gordon for sure like that's what it is

It's like AG and

Kristen for Kauai

It's a crazy trade. Yeah, that's terrible

But they did it's it's like shit like SGA was good

And they did like they knew because he's showing flashes of yeah doing that like they knew I want to watch

So what he was starting, but he was really starting. I want to watch him like early like I think it's just like

Let me like weird you kind of can't tell

When a guy's like in college, but I think like the second somebody steps on the court like con Kenepple

You're just like this guy is going to be Clay Thompson, but you can't tell when he's at Duke because he's running it

And sometimes it just doesn't transfer and sometimes sometimes people like get better in the NBA somehow. Yeah, yeah

You're just like con's got it. This just works Cooper's got it when B is yeah, the best player ever

But then some guys it's just like they're just like they're never gonna be good in the NBA. Yeah, and you like don't even know why

Um my next pick what did you did one there clippers?

Um

I mean

Luca goes number one

Yeah, I saw that to see that too. I mean

There's literally no

Yeah, that's that's wrong. I mean eightons a good pro

There's just no reason that it happened that he went to

Yeah, or he went five I think oh yeah, and then he got traded the tray

So I guess I don't wish that I don't even we don't have to talk about I don't get it all

Why don't you guys just pick your own pick the player you wanted to pick

Yeah, what are you I've never I think one time it clicked in my mind, but then I forgot

Wait, why would you do that if they're gonna trade so if you're okay, so you know why cuz you's because then you then you secure them

Okay, so why wouldn't you but then look I work for Trader Joe's you work for Walgreens, okay

And I want to actually just work for the teams okay, why for the hawks you work for the maves so who went first?

So the hawks were the five and yeah, and the maves of the two the map and the maves were the three

Okay, so let's say the maves want

Luca, let me just look at I'm gonna pick up tray because

Okay, somebody's gonna take him because we know that the team picking four wants to take him

So we'll pick him up three and just grab Luca first and then we'll do that trade. I know, but but what if

Then the team picking four takes Luca

Maybe they're like they know that they're taking like fucking

But they you don't know look it up. I don't know I don't know. I it doesn't click for me ever

Like why did why did the hornets draft Kobe Bryant and then trade him right away

And Steph I want to say

Steph was straight to the dubs, but who am I thinking why I got traded by the Pacers or he drafted traded right away

I'm gonna say why

I guess I would understand if you're trading like I think Kauai

Got drafted by the Pacers and then traded for Georgia Hill

Yeah, who wasn't in that draft, I think

The reason is it is different than the FL's because of dumb draft picked trading rules that prevent trading picks directly during the draft

Oh, oh, so you're just you're just fucking circumventing this you're just trading picks

That's bullshit

But why would you so it would probably be like if you have the five pick if you have the three pick and you want to trade back

You trade for the five pick and they probably give you like a 50th pick

So you get to hop in yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. So they're just fucking cheating

They're just cheating the system

And that's not cool because you might draft a piece someone else wants that is no fit on your team become used to get something you actually need

That's different that makes sense. That's a different thing. Yeah

Because that's like you draft the new fucking that's like you draft the best town on the board and then you trade him for Sean Livingston

But that's that's all that's fair game

That's fit that makes sense

The other drafting the same players and swapping. I'm crazy

On the same night, but I guess it's to like a rules thing that would make sense. Yeah, just cheat

System my four is gonna be I mean, I didn't know about Len bias until now. Yep. That's crazy. There's a 3430. You gotta watch it

That is a good. Was he supposed was he gonna be good

That's what they're saying also just like that he got draft like that he was like a cocaine guy is like shocking kind of

Right like are those guys I feel like those guys aren't

World class athletes don't strike me as like coke guys

I think maybe they are I don't know

sometimes, but yeah, I feel like it was maybe back and I like I know like when if when I was watching like the last dance

The people do like like Jordan like when Jordan like came like got on the team like they were they were like a

It was just they would be like doing drugs and stuff and he like didn't want to be a part of it

Maybe there's more of like an old-fashioned thing. I think they're just like they just it's kind of like

Whenever if everybody's doing drugs, then it's okay. Yeah, cuz you're like like when everybody's smoking cigarettes

Yeah, it's like you don't like they don't have a competitive you like if I'm smoking cigarettes and you're smoking cigarettes

We're both on the same level 100 percent. Yeah, then if I stop smoking cigarettes

I'm just gonna have a cardio advantage. Yeah, and it's like it's like it's like people just kind of drink on the weekends and stuff

Yeah, and then my five I'll go to

I mean, I'll go to like if Kauai imagine if he was just healthy his whole career

It's a weird it's a weird career like I asked really weird, but he's so good. Yeah every time he's healthy. He's so good

Like his upside. It's like he's

Top three like didn't somebody say once like he's like coming for bronze spot

Maybe Kellerman or something when he won the ring. Yeah, well, he was the consensus best player in the world

Which was fair everybody agreed and it was fair. Yeah, he was up and down the court best guy

Yeah, it's like he's the best defender in the world

He's one of the greatest defenders of all time actually. Yeah

And then you just it was just staying healthy

I like now he's healthy and he's one of the best he's top you could argue top

He's definitely top five, right? Yeah, my thing with him is I think that they

He won it was a weird ring in Toronto very weird because it was an injury thing

Who did he the well the shot it was like the one of the best runs ever yeah the shot

But who did the sixers beat the injured warriors? Yeah

But it was like Steph hurt or something KD and Clay. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was that year. Yeah

Um, yeah

but

I think that he got cursed because that year they did like load management

And then he won the chip and then so then he's telling the clippers. We're gonna load manage me

Mm-hmm, and it's gonna work

I didn't never worked and I actually think that's why he kept getting injured because he wasn't playing basketball

So he's like so load-managed that when they would when they would on when they would unload him

He'd be like I'm not ready

Right, I think the best way to not get injured is just fucking play all the time. Yeah, brawn never missed games

Just because you just kind of it's like fucking you know, it's like it's like

When you do work with your hands and your hands get all strong. Yeah, you get like calluses. Yeah, yeah

I just think that's the way to go. It seems like you maybe just kind of got his head

You could have been one of the greats. He is one of the greats. He's still is he top 50

Probably and he like never played two finals MVP's yeah

I don't he I also like he honestly may be

Like top five people I'd want to meet

He's funny with it. He's not trying to be funny and just I saw funny. I have no idea

What's really going on? I don't either are you I don't know I don't know

I don't know if he's like a just a completely like like if he went and sat right here. Yeah

Or if he like I think he he may be sitting there and he's like fucking with us

He might be like he's just like a funny guy and he might be fuck with everybody

And then and then he's just like the media. He's just like he's just like or he's just I'm like he might be dude

This may be a like a long bit. It might or it gives so little of a fuck about like the media

That he's just like thinking about something else and he's just but here's the thing about Kauai

I don't see him as like an asshole

I don't either so then could just be quiet and awkward

But the way he acts like towards the media and stuff like you'd be like

On paper you're like that guy's an asshole, but he doesn't seem like an asshole

It doesn't come across that way

So I feel like if we met him we'd be like this guy's like I was an interesting human being

Yeah, I would love to meet him. Yoke would also be interested to meet

Yoke some of some of yoke that we'd almost like skip over is like

English is not his first language. Yeah, it's not it's really hard. Imagine if like you

Kind of new Spanish and you had to like talk to the media all the time

Yeah, and they like actually read into how you say things and what you say it's like I don't even know I say like pizza

I don't even know what I am saying. It's true. Very true

So I think that like I think if we knew Serbian or whatever like what does he speak?

Yeah, like if we could if we could link up with him and Serbian it'd be different here

We'd be like oh this guy's like a goofball. Yeah

um

Final pick

Raymond let's let's go

Yeah, I'll go I'll tell I'll do a nugget

Okay, Jamal doesn't tear his ACL 2021

We were undefeated with that five until he tore his ACL. How long were you undefeated for?

Because it was when we traded for AG. I think we had him for like 10 games. We won him all

Teres his ACL the thing with Jamal that I don't really understand

He missed the rest of that season missed the playoffs and then missed the entire next season

Yeah, it seems like something was going on something was going because then he wasn't even

He's he wasn't even fully right until like it was a tough recovery form

Yeah, and it's like I haven't felt like he's been like

He's back to normal Jamal like this year almost no, but the first year he came back was the championship

And he was incredible and he was insane

But then the next year it was remember like pops was like making something up and yeah to diagnose like he didn't feel right

I think he's just fine. I think he's not a shape. I think he he

That summer probably just did not touch a basket. Yeah, it might have I think he actually said that he's like I didn't touch a basketball this summer

He's like well, so he just wasn't he just wasn't in shape

Yeah, I think he just wasn't in shape and then he got probably injured and then this summer was the first summer that he could just like

And he's like let me let me figure this shit out too. And he he's been doing it. By the way, I this season is sad. I don't want to say I'm

Panicking

But like

We look really bad. I've been watching. I think we're like 17 and 18 or a lot like we're just like not that's bad

We're not good. We just like lose games played the two wolves at home and lost today

What because we just lost in basketball down. I wasn't watching because we were they just score more points

I mean that's that's kind of what the box courses lost they scored more than us

Yeah, why do we look we just lose

But like the thunder game. Did you watch the thunder game a little bit

We looked honestly pretty good in the thunder game. I'm a little bit like

Like there was a shot at like to win the game

threw it out to cam in the corner

I hate to be that guy because I know that there was more to the trade

But you throw that ball to Michael Porter Jr. It's going in. Yeah, I'm not well MPJ has no emotions

Hey, he's just like he just makes it. He's just a good. He's really good at shooting catch shoot and cam just doesn't

Yeah, he just doesn't like to I don't know

I don't really understand what's going on. I'm not I'm not panicking, but

It's just worth noting. Yeah, we do not look good. Yeah

um

Should we go question? Yes, real cues here. It's going to cues. I already got this pulled up right here

We got

Mr. Guarino. He said welcome back to the long awaited who said it. I'm a big fan. I've been a big fan of this one

What would you like me to do with my pickle

Trying to think about that. Remember this being said

What would you like me to do with my pickle? I'm going to say that's me

Yeah, when was what we remember that being said

I'm going to say you oh

Pickle on the when you get served a pickle with your sandwich or something. It was Danny

Yeah, I don't know who knows, but it was me. I'm a peacock captain

I don't remember saying that

Yeah, that I have no context there. Well, well, I was going to say it all work loads of D on them. It sounds like you

Yeah, I'll say it's me. Yep, that's you

Who among us hasn't been who among us hasn't been a light blue peak once or twice that was me

And by the way, that still rings true. I don't know what that means. I've never been a light blue peep ever ever

I want to fill on my holes. That was me talking my Crocs

So

I was talking about Crocs. I know you don't have to like be defensive and be like I was talking about Crocs

It's fine man. I was talking about Crocs. Just say it. Just say with your chest. I want to fill on my holes

All right, um, what's up boys here I'm with and I'm here with an NFL guest the stat

I'll give it's going to be bad for us. I'll give the top five to a stat category

In the NFL and you have to guess the stat and the leader of the stat. Okay. I like that. I like that

So like number one in the stat all time

Yes, so one is X

Because we don't know or is there a quarterback named X

That's where it's like we don't we was a rapper. It's a rapper or a rap song

But he's talking about the 21st of future

Well, this is where it's like bitches in a man

No, but I think we're talking about football so

But then it this is where it's like weeding you didn't even get into football until this year really

I didn't really either it's like I could piece the other knowledge though

Okay, so what but who is X you think that's just like we got to figure that one out or you think that's a quarterback

I think it's somebody named Xavier would be my best guest, but I don't know

Okay, uh

so

Okay, so he's giving yeah

Okay, all right, so the two is two a the three is Sam Donald the four is Justin Herbert the five is Trevor Lawrence

Okay

Which one oh and then we have to get the one we have to get the one and guess what the status

Okay, really hard. Okay. It's hard. So

Toa in the two

Toa and two

Um, who's in it who's in the three and four and five

Sam d'Arno Justin Herbert Trevor Lawrence

Do you have the answer oh

Oh, so gettable. Yeah, and I think it's this year. I'm almost positive. It's this year actually

I just I remember seeing that like two as a good like really good completion percentage. Is it that no fuck

You want to keep guessing it's like the most like the most down the middle stat ever. Oh really? I mean it can't be

I'll give you this and then you'll get it. Okay. I'll give you who the one is okay. Gina Smith

Picks yeah

Yeah, and also like I should have known when when I was like two

Yeah, Gina to a Sam d'Arno man in the three want a super boy that's sample Sam d'Arno what I honestly like

What I really admire about him is like he just

Will shit the bed sometimes yeah, and that's why that's honestly why people were like nervous and then just shits himself like the rant

Like when he played the rams on the road and what's wrong with that? No, I love it

Because I get it people are watching

There's so he's nervous. Yeah, and he's just fucking shits down his leg and it honestly is more powerful that that guy

Put up a great performance in the in the conference final great performance in the Super Bowl and did it?

He got because this year it's like a beta block or any of your acts. Yeah, this year

He would like just like throw four picks. Yeah, you just like what the fuck he's nervous or he's like yeah

Good stuff Sammy D. How many times in your life have you said this hits the spot and then above average volume

Let's just take volume out of it. How many times have you been eating something and say this hits the spot dude probably never

Yeah, I don't know if I've ever said it either, but I've

I've said those words. I've said

Yeah, I've said they I'll be like this maybe. Yeah, today you will like shut the fuck up

And that was genuine. Yeah, cuz I was like I have a ham sandwich for you

And I wanted it

So you were like shut the fuck up. Yeah, I was like you cuz I was at that moment where I was like you're kind of hungry

Yeah, I was like I could really go for a ham sandwich and you're like we're leaving and you're like I haven't had lunch. Yeah, Drake quote of the day

This is from

Kato

Shout out to Kato breadstick barbies in the comments breadstick barbie and I like this because barbies that lyric guy

Yep, oh is it a Drake lyric breadstick barbie said reheating my Drake segment nacho

Hey

Guys there's we can all do Drake's yeah, there's enough to go around barbie that comes off. It's very like

Insecure insecure right. Yeah, drag quarter the day number one. I don't know who love me, but I know that it ain't everybody

This means don't let the haters get to your head

You can't bring someone down unless you go you're below them hashtag. I'm the goat

He's the goat

Kato Kato's the goat. Yeah, I don't know who love me

I know that it ain't everybody who's that what or what song is that fair trade

I don't know let me but I don't know everybody is that it that's the that's the

It's that line. Okay. I would like to see if breadstick barbie has a yep. Okay. We're gonna do this again

Okay, let's do it. Let's do a barbsky. Wow breadstick barbie just took a rip at both of us

Okay, I don't even read this part anymore so I can just put whatever bullshit. I want Danny your hat doesn't match your fit today

And Zach, I know you love your zip up pants, but your damn ankles are always up

No, that's on purpose. Fuck you barbie. I want to have

Good air flow to my ankles. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Yeah, I want I don't want my

I don't I don't I don't want my barbie. I didn't ask for your input on what my hat is

And I'm being and it really really goes with your fit

Yeah, it really goes into my fit so it goes quick zip it up zip it barbie zip it zip it or real like anybody

Could do a lyric segment barb zip it barbs. Well stop reading them Barbara

We're reading these because we we love Drake right now. That's why I'm reading them

But I'm pissed at you barbie

Here we go. The look on your face

Said you were expecting more, but some things look better inside of the store

I don't know really

The look in a face said you were expecting more, but some things look better inside of the store

Oh, you know, it's crazy. Huh

This is why I said to you. I was like this is such a unique Drake song. Yeah, and I think it's like the one Drake song

You have to listen to because it's like a rock song and it's like so not a Drake song. It's on

um

What's the album I've been listening to a lot? Uh frickin

So far gone so far gone and it's like the third song

Let's call it off

Honestly, maybe never listen to that song. I think that's the one Drake song you're not familiar with

Yeah, I got plaques like I haven't been even been brushing my teeth

Yeah, that's on um

I got plaques like I haven't been brushing my teeth. It's like

daylight

I got plaques like I haven't been brushing my teeth

Brian steel. Oh Brian steel. Yeah. How are you going vegan, but still beef with me again? I don't know

How are you going vegan, but still beefing with me again

Take it to some places don't come cheap

Desires. Yep

My 15 minutes start of an hour ago

Fireworks

Correct great. That keeps saying meet at seven nine

Seven nine

Santa. Santa

All right, good. I mean three out of five

All right, we got real statter duck that from Zeke Nanji

That's a good segment. Uh, let's get into it

There's likely enough microplastics inside you to make a plastic spoon

Uh, that's no real stat. No wrong. I'm gonna say real stat

And even if he said even if he says it's a real stat, it's not

There's likely enough microplastics inside you to make a plastic spoon is a real stat. No

What does that what does that mean? And there's enough microplastics in you to make a plastic

But when I that's with them, but how do I like when do I when am I if you scoop them all out of your stomach and

made them that you can make a spoon?

I don't mind it. I think

You know, it's helping. It's helping my stomach. If a man falls and immediately gets a stiffy

That is a sign of a spinal injury if that's true. That's super fun

So if he falls and gets a boner

No, I feel like I feel like you wouldn't be able to get a boner if you had

Because you know, it's all fun. That's just real stat. Can you GPT that I don't really believe that what do I even look up?

Is it true that if a man just talk it out

Is it true that if a man falls and immediately gets a boner that's a sign of a spinal?

Is it true that if a man falls and he instantly gets a bone ski that he has a spinal injury?

No, that's a myth the nervous system can call right

So that's a myth, but maybe it doesn't have a bone ski means

No, I think he I think I mean my chat JBT is pretty cool

If a man falls and gets a boner

Does that mean he might have a spinal injury double checking

In rare cases a sudden spinal injury can cause involuntary reflexes like that

That's so embarrassing

That's so like he fought like imagine it's in like soccer and then like you have a boner like that

That's so embarrassing, but you can't move because you're

And you can't like move like you just have a big boner like that. Oh, you can't like talk eight or anything

The only NBA player to ever fly a plane was Reggie Miller

No, that it was fucking Karim

Fuck that, okay

Sea horses on track Karim and airplane sea horses are on track to be extinct by May

2028. I hope not. I like sea horses. I think they're pretty fun man

I'm gonna say real stat. I'm gonna say real stat man RIP

Oh good luck that

Way to make that one up honestly and last one

There have been seven different MLB players to race in the Indy 500. Yes

Fuck that

Yeah, I mean you know what I felt like two random it felt like two two random to me too

Yeah, good stuff. All right. This is interesting. We got DJ here. He said here. I am back again

Gonna shoot much out of the segment

Okay

Segment sorry guys

There's nothing wrong just a question either like I know it's like everyone wants to make a segment

Not everybody's a segment guy, you know, right? I mean, and I'm saying that before even seeing the segment

Maybe this is America's next big segment, right? But and that's that's honestly a TV show we pitched to

Um, I think we pitched it to AMC. Yeah, and they shut it down. Yeah, they didn't like it

It was America's next big segment and basically it was

To beat two boo is interested in at least taking another meeting

Yeah, and then they asked us like what is it? We're like basically just like segment stuff

It's just segmentation. Yeah, and just like segment pitching

Yeah, so it's just we somebody comes on stage and pitches a segment

Yeah, and we say

And they're like it's all episodes of that

Yeah, just like but we sometimes like we we can you know how in shark tank you could they like say like previously on shark tank

Yeah, how the business is going we see how their segments going. Yeah

Yes, 100 percent I'll provide you with a random letter and you have to guess the top three most popular things in the world according to

Google for each category. Okay. All right. I'm liking it a lot

Today's letter f

Categories names singers Instagram followers

Okay, the most famous

Singer so name singer Instagram followers. So let's start the name Frank

Yeah, sing a Frank

I think it's I'm gonna go Frank let's do let's do Frank

Fill with enough

Felix Freya and Finn Freya. No, it's not Freya. No, it isn't Freya. Try again

And if you want to be America's next top segment that angle cut it that angle cut it man

We should unless there's somebody up this up and send this to amc because this is good. This is good

Then we'll like this unless

somebody named Freya is watching this right now

This this this ain't America's next this ain't it

But if a Freya wants to come forward then I'll eat my words singers Freddie Mercury Freddie Mercury is not bad Frank Ocean Frank Ocean

Future Fred again future

Freddie Markier

We got Frank Ocean nice. Yeah, Foo Fighters in future nice Foo Fighters

According to who?

It better be that it was better be

Just Numbies on spotty. Yeah, I don't think it is. I think it's like a Google. I don't know

You know who you know who has their hands all over this fucking thing. Oh GPT GPT for just saying shit for sure

Instagram followers f fc Barcelona. That's a good answer

Wow fc Barcelona was the first one. I saw the other two some I can say it

F future iron on that and fortnight

It's a good follow that's so GPT though like fortnight is the most popular

It's because let's see how many followers fortnight has it may be like a hundred mill

Is it though?

Fort

27.4 mil that's it's big that is a large Instagram guys good for you fc

Followed by champagne poppy

That makes a lot of sense to me. Does it? Yeah, just like his like fortnight such a big cultural thing

He's just like yeah, I was probably back in the day in like 2016. Yeah, I'm gonna give four like rappers are probably like plays and times

Yeah, all right, should we do one more do one more?

All right, we're up with this from Jalen bredson

He said would you rather?

Yes, get a bone or roll the doctors checking your day. Here we go

Or fart really loud. We're getting your lower back massaged by an old Chinese woman who speaks almost no English

I don't think that's that awkward the second one. I definitely fart

The second cheat dude the boner when the doctors checking so embarrassed

Oh my god, is that our happening? Yeah, I don't think it's happened to me

No, but you maybe when you're like certainly like you are certainly like don't get a bones key right now

Don't get a bones key right now. Yeah, yeah, not right now

But also they definitely have guys gets they don't have dudes just get bones keys all the time

But they probably the last time I got my nuts grabbed by talk. I got my nuts grabbed like last week or something

Was it a dude? Yeah

Yeah, it was so no bones key issues. No bones key issues that he's just checking my balls

He's like let me check your balls

Like I did not balls, but he's like let me check like your testicles

Took your pants drop my pants and he touched me fond of my balls

That's crazy, man. Um anyways on that note. So you did you drop you had like jeans on

shorts

And you know what the Sarah in the room yep

I had her look away. I said this is weird. Yeah

So he yeah, then he touched my nuts and he's like everything looks good. Did he bump shaft

When he did he touched my shaft. I mean he probably like lifted it up

Yeah, he probably touched it sure sure, man

One of you should get plastic surgery so that you look identical to Nikola yoghatch

Oh, yeah, I'm already scheduled

That's weird dude

Why?

I don't know you're right. Yeah. Um, all right. Well, that'll do it. We'll probably do one more happy from Hawaii. So

Hello, huh