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Well, our old friend, the Kingfish, can't quite understand what's going on at his house.
For the past six mornings, his wife Sapphire and her mother have served him nothing but pancakes for breakfast.
At first, he was delighted.
But now, on the seventh morning, the Kingfish wishes he'd never seen a pancake in his life.
Holy mackerel!
Not damn cast-iron pancakes again!
George, if it's too hard for you, just put some maple syrup on him and soften him up.
That's like putting jargons lotion on a manhole cover.
Saddle-all, you shouldn't complain having delicious pancakes every morning.
Oh, yeah? Did you ever break one in half?
Look at here, look at here.
Hmm, fluffy, isn't it?
Why are we having these crazy things every morning for anyway?
George, I'm going to take you.
You're eating the pancakes because me and mom had an end in a contest sponsored by the Uriah Pancake Meas Company on the sunny Singleton television show.
You can send in all the answers you want, but you've got to send in a box top at each one.
Well, you're doing it wrong. You're sending the pancakes and let me eat the box top.
George, the first prize is $2,000.
Now, we didn't bought 12 boxes, and we're sending in a letter with each one.
I like Uriah Pancake mixed big calls.
Well, if you need the box tops instead of feeding the junk to me, why don't you just throw the flower away?
We ate throwing it away, George.
Well, then mix them water. We didn't. We can fix up the cracks in the bedroom wall.
We ain't doing no such thing.
You're going to eat pancakes every morning till we win that contest.
Now, listen, mama. I ain't eating no more of these flower packed flying saucers.
Don't you dare shout at my mama.
Well, don't you dare shout at me when you're telling me not to shout at your mama.
Listen, George. Don't you dare shout at my daughter when she's shouting at you, not to shout at me.
Oh, shut up, you old man. It goes...
You see that, man? That doesn't.
I was taking enough from this ball-headed reason.
I'm packing my bags and getting out of this house this minute.
You can wait for me, mama, because I'm packing my things and going with you.
Or, and, George, Steven, this time, I ain't never coming back.
Listen, why are you getting so upset over a few pancakes?
George, Steven, is it ain't just the pancakes?
I'm sick of tired of a man who don't bring nothing in the house always complaining about every thing.
Well, I ain't go begging to come back.
You as the one, you'll be begging to come back to me like you always is.
I'm out of walk out before I come back, but I'm telling you one thing, George, Steven.
This time, I don't care if I never sees that no good, ugly, lazy, loafing face of yours as long as I live.
So far, I'm leaving because I won't eat the pancakes you cooked.
About a head in a sense, I would have pulled this hunger strike years ago with the wedding cake, that's it.
The man there was nice of you to move into the apartment with me here
and relieve the monogamy of my bachelorhood.
How's your sleep last night, old boy?
Well, not so good, King Fish.
I don't like sleeping on the barest springs.
They put too many creases in my best suit.
Well, once I find a mama-love, and it is, strip the place clean.
They went out of here carrying trunks, mattresses, bedclothes, sheets, rugs, and old clothes.
You should have seen them tote that junk down the front steps.
I ain't seen nothing like that run out of a billen since the fumigated to flop hoes.
Well, tell me this.
Do you miss Sapphire at all, King Fish?
Miss Sapphire?
There's not a care for her and a mama don't never come back.
You don't know what it was like, ran you, and it was them two old war horses.
Pretty bad, huh?
I'll see.
I'd get up in the morning to brush my teeth, and in the bathroom, their drying was two padded camisoles.
And then I'd open the medicine cabinet, and have a set of bridgework gunning at me.
And on top of the dresser would be false eyelashes, and hanging from the bedposts would be a transformation of two.
Come to think of it, I guess they was a couple of pretty detachable old ladies, all right?
The trouble was when you got them all assembled, they wasn't nothing anyway.
They just laid in one big lump like a souffle, it wouldn't rise.
Hey, you know something, speaking of a souffle, eyes hungry.
Oh, come on, boy, let's go in the kitchen here and get ourselves some breakfast, follow me, come on.
Okay, okay.
Holy smoke, King Fish.
Where's the stove in the refrigerator?
Well, Saffa and a mama took them under lift.
Well, you told me that you had dinner here last night. How'd you cook it?
Well, it wasn't bad, and they got my soda and iron red hot and jammed it into a can of tomato soup.
Yeah, but you said you had roast chicken, how'd you do that?
Well, Saffa, I forgot our electric blanket, so I got some cool chicken from the delicatessen and wrapped it into blanket.
Holy mackerel, the way Saffa has stripped this place looks like she left you for good.
So maybe she'd unpopped down to Mexico for one of them quick inch, a lot of annoyments.
Well, anyway, that guy's saying that her leaving is probably the best thing to ever have, I don't care.
Oh, yeah, your life with Saffa ain't been no better roses in no way.
How come you ever blighted your troth with her in the first place?
Well, I tell ya, and as soon as I got out of school, I took a job in a poultry, a factory dressing chicken.
You mean that's where you met Saffa?
Yeah, she'd been working there a couple of years as she was quite a bit older than I was.
The first day on the job, she took kind of a motherly interest in me.
Motherly interest?
Yeah, when I got behind in my quarter, she'd come over and pluck a couple of my chickens from it.
Naturally, I was thankful, but being young and immature, I mistook my chicken pluck and gratitude for love.
I tell ya, and if I'd have been a little faster with the pin-fathers, I'd be a single man today, you know.
Yeah.
Well, look here now, listen, King Fish, if we're gonna cook ourselves some breakfast, we better get started here.
Hey, look here, here's some pancake mix.
Why don't we whip up a batch of them?
Oh, no, no, no, don't open that stuff.
That's that Uriah pancake mix.
The worst season's there for you here.
That's why I just got it to enter the contest or something.
Contest? What kind of contest?
Well, on this sunny singleton television show, you're sending a box top and telling why you like to pancake mix
and 25 words or less, fries $2,000.
I didn't get a chance.
Well, come on, then. Maybe we oughta go down to the beanery for breakfast, King Fish.
Yeah, you know this is Delay Fand, they're happy and carefree.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to go as a plea until the end of no matter what happens.
The last thing I'm going to ever do is take that stuff out back.
Oh, yeah, boy, getting them two old monsters out of your life is like having a double carbuncle remove.
Well, sunny, it looks like you have a winner here in our pancake contest.
I ask this letter of the voice picked as the best of the lot.
I agree with you 100 percent, sunny.
We still planning to announce the winner on the show this Friday.
All right, you are. Have me that phone.
I want to personally inform this Mrs. Sapphire Stevens that she won the $2,000 prize in the Uriah Pancake contest.
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Come on in to the apartment with me.
Yeah, what do you want to do now, King Fish?
Oh no, then I just figured out unlocks here and enjoy my grass with a hood.
Yeah, I was just sick of those King Fish.
You ain't heard from Sapphire for three days.
You don't know where she is.
Ain't you worried about some other man making a play for her?
Man, that would be like a hopper long cast today worrying about somebody rustling a dead cow.
Yeah, I guess the main thing is, you glad she's gone and you ain't ever going to see her again.
Oh, that's the best thing that ever happened, man.
I tell you, I don't care if I see her as long or your name as long as I live.
I'll get it.
Hello.
Hello, this is Sonny Singleton.
I'd like to speak to Mrs. Sapphire Stevens.
Oh, Mrs. Stevens, well, you see she ain't here now.
This is the husband's begin.
What do you want, what do you want for, Mrs. Sonny?
What do I water for?
Why?
I wish to inform her that she won the $2,000 first prize in our pancake mix contest.
Yeah, well, she don't want that is.
She, the thing, excuse me, Mrs. Sonny.
Well, there's something wrong.
Well, I tell you, when the telephone rang here, I was laying down.
When I jumped up the answer to all the blood rush to my feet,
and I got a nasty echo in my head here.
That echo?
Oh, yeah, would you mind calling me right back?
Very well.
Oh, thank you, sir.
In the meantime, I sit down here and get a firm grip on the chair,
and get my brains and my belly done and she,
if anything, you got to see it.
What's the matter, king, bitch?
Your eyes are popping like the time back on the farm
when you was milking the cow and she got struck by lightning.
Well, I don't know, Linda.
I got a dizzy spell here.
I'll be all right in a minute.
Just a minute.
Hello.
Hello, Mr. Stevens.
Are you all right now?
Yeah, I was fine.
The business is all gone.
Go ahead, Mr. Sonny.
Well, I'd like to inform you a wife that she won the $2,000 first prize
in our pancake mix contest.
Yeah, yeah, see, well, listen, Mr.
Stevens, I think this time you better sit down and I'll call you back.
Well, Mr. Stevens, it's very simple.
Your wife has won our $2,000 prize,
and I want to do a peer on my television show next Friday
and accept it in person.
Well, most of you see, she is out of town,
but I'll be right down for the money.
Well, out of town.
Well, I'm very sorry, but one of the conditions of the contest
is that the winner must accept the prize on our show.
Now, if she's unable to appear,
we'll have to award the prize to the next contestant.
Well, I see, she was out of town,
but she's coming right back.
Well, matter of fact, I see her coming in the door right now.
Well, fine.
We'll see her Friday night.
Yeah, sir.
Yeah, what's the matter, King Bay?
Cool, it's a macro-lander.
Sofias doesn't want the $2,000 prize in the pancake contest,
but she got a peer on the television show next Friday,
or she's going to lose out on it.
Oh, me?
You got any idea where she is or anything?
Oh, no, Andy.
Why did I have to argue with her?
She said she'd never come back till I begged her.
Now, I was willing to beg her, but I don't know where she is to beg from.
And that's $2,000 of the show coming handy, wasn't it, King Bay?
Oh, come in handy.
It would pay all our bills.
Oh, I tell you, we'd have money left over.
It'd be wonderful, Andy.
Yeah, I guess you've been broke for a long time.
A long time.
Andy, we are so broke that every Thursday,
when the man comes around to collect the garbage,
we ask the bar or something from the neighbors
just so we won't be embarrassed.
Now, that's it.
No.
Holy mackerel.
I've got to locate Sapphire by Friday night.
Well, I'll get in here and see Algonquin, J. Calhoun,
see if he can help me out.
I say, Calhoun, can I see Calhoun?
Calhoun, what you doing with your head on your desk there?
What's the matter?
Me?
I just heard this saddest thing I don't ever heard in my whole life.
Calhounin must be some marvel the way you broke up there or what happened.
Well, you know, about three years ago,
my poor little nephew Hikemer went down to South America
and I loaned him the car forever and to go down there to make his fortune.
Yeah, I remember Hikemer, yeah.
Well, he started out with nothing.
And just today, I got news that my nephew Hikemer is running around South America
in one of them Jaguars.
Yeah, well, what has your weeping about?
He must be doing fine if he can run around in one of them expensive foreign cars.
Foreign car nothing.
The Jaguars of Hikemer is running around in his animal and it's done
any more up six months ago.
Well, that's too bad, Calhoun, but you know I got my troubles too.
You know my wife, Safa, I don't love me.
Yeah, I heard about your lucky break.
Calhoun, I was a finer and get her back.
Yeah, she done won two thousand dollars in the contest
and if she ain't here on Friday night, I'll lose it the money.
Man, now this calls for a powerful poultry persuasion.
Poultry persuasion.
Yeah, you gotta talk to all him to come in the coming back.
But how are going to do it?
I don't even know where she is.
Calhoun, I gotta get Safa back.
Yeah.
You know, I'm just thinking here, King Fist.
Suppose you were to play on her wifely love and sympathy.
You know, put some kind of phone item in the paper
that something doesn't happen to you.
And when she reads it, she'll come flying back to you.
Yeah, put some phone item in the newspaper.
That something doesn't happen to me.
Yeah.
Got going right down to the large hall and do it now, Calhoun.
Thank you a lot.
Yeah, you're welcome, King Fist.
Oh, King Fist, would you mind closing the door on your way out?
I want to get a nap here.
I didn't sleep much last night.
I had one of the craziest mixed up nightmares.
Nightmare?
Yeah.
And what a horrible dream I had.
You know, I dreamed that I was in a harem
with thought a beautiful, luscious gal.
In a harem.
Oh, King Fist, them gal was dancing and singing
and running around.
Oh, I tell you, King Fist, it was the most horrible dream I ever had.
How could that be so horrible?
In the dream, I was a gal too.
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Sapphire?
There's the smartest thing we ever did coming over here to Jersey and hide now.
That no good husband of yours will never find us here.
But you got that, Sapphire?
I bought some New York newspapers to see what was going on in the old neighborhood.
And I say, mama, mama, look at this item here.
Local large figure in accident.
It was reported today that George Stevens, King Fist of the Mystic Night of the Sea,
was struck by a steamroller while crossing the street.
As far as could be ascertain, the steamroller suffered no damage.
The same cannot be said for Mr. Stevens.
Oh, mama, this is terrible.
We better go back over there.
All right, daughter, let me tell you something.
He better not be up to no pony business with this item.
Why, mama, how can you say a thing like that?
A woman's got to trust her husband once in a while.
Trust the husband?
Listen, Sapphire.
I was married for 35 years.
And the only time I ever left your father alone was the time he broke his leg.
But before I left the house, I broke his cane, hit his teeth,
and hired a male nurse.
That didn't even slow him down.
Well, what happened, mama?
When I got home, that male nurse was running him up and down the street
piggyback after a young widow.
Now, here's a lady and your Rexall family drugged.
I'd like to order in advance for the Rexall 1 cent sale.
Here's the Rexall magazine at I've marked.
Fine, ma'am.
I'll be glad to lay away your order.
I see you've marked Cutliver Oil here.
Oh, my yes.
I can save $1.48 and add $1.50.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Oh, my yes.
I can save $1.48 and add $1.50.
That's correct.
You get two for the price of one plus a penny.
Say, you've checked off quite a few items in this ad, ma'am.
You bet I have.
Well, these are things I need all year round.
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Listen, King Viz.
You think that crazy item we've phoned to the newspaper is going to bring Sapphire back to you?
Well, there's got to work, Andrew.
Think what $2,000 will mean to us?
They'll pay all our bills and put us on ease of street for a while.
Yeah, but if you...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Look, Andrew.
Just look, come over here.
Look out this window.
A taxi just pulled up.
Yeah.
Hey, look at Sapphire and her mama.
And they got their trunks with them, too.
Yeah.
Oh, Andy.
It worked.
There's coming back.
Yeah, but look here.
You better get in bed and do this right.
Your mama will look like she's in a bad humor.
Look at that.
We did the taxi cab driver reach start for a tip and she done backhand at him and the mouth with her umbrella.
Hey, look here.
Yeah, here it comes.
I'll go get in bed, Andy.
Now, don't forget.
While I was in bed, you laid on about me getting hit by the steamroll and everything.
Oh, yeah.
Don't worry.
Hurry up.
I'll get in there, boy.
Oh, me.
I am scared.
Oh, boy.
I'll tell you.
Oh, who is that?
I mean, oh, it's you, Sapphire and your mama.
Who did they and was your big boob?
Well, when I see you two come in the door there with that big steamer, trunker, I thought it was the undertaker's coming up to pack the box.
Andy, this is terrible, terrible.
George getting hit by a steamroller?
Yeah.
Where is it?
Yeah, where is the clumsy old?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Andy, what's that?
Hmm.
That's the kingfish.
He's not like you feeling a little better.
Sapphire, let's get in the backroom, man.
See what's going on.
George, oh, George, what's wrong with you?
You really hurt?
Yeah.
You ain't faking it, you're no good bum.
And, oh, and I must be in heaven.
I hear the angels talking.
Oh, me, he is really in bad shape, people.
Oh, George, don't you know us?
It's me and mama.
Oh, yes, oh, yeah.
Sapphire, Sapphire, you come back.
Oh, my darling, my darling.
Oh, George, how did this terrible thing happen?
Well, Sapphire, I was so broken up here.
If you left it, I just wondered around in the days.
And I took a little walk down the street yesterday,
and I stepped off of the curb and a steam roller hit me.
Next thing I knew, I was part of Seventh Avenue.
Wait a minute.
What's going on around here?
You look hurt to me because there's not a mark on you.
Yeah, well, mama is all internal injuries.
Every boon and my body is broken.
Ain't that right, Andy?
Oh, sure.
The fellow that took the X-rays fainted for a time.
He said the inside of the Kingfisher's body looked like a crack crab.
Oh, yeah.
On the way to the hospital, my broken boons,
vattle so much, the police always holding the dice scheme
and the back of the ambulance.
Oh, George, couldn't the doctor do nothing?
Well, you see this, steam roller done.
Rearranged all of mine's frontal organs.
Oh, my god, bladder is laying on top of my liver
and my liver is laying on top of my pancreas.
Everything all jammed up there.
The doctors here would be like trying to operate
on a New England Boyle dinner.
They wouldn't know where to begin.
Let me pull back the covers here.
Now, wait a minute, mama.
Just as I thought.
You laying there in bed fully dressed.
They ain't nothing wrong with you.
All right, Stephen, what is you trying to pull here?
Yeah, let me ask the winner.
No, wait a minute.
This time he'll really think I see the winner.
No, wait a minute, mama.
No, wait a minute.
Don't get in there.
Now, look here.
I admit I was speaking here.
But I had to do it.
I'd done it for you good.
Ain't that right in?
Yeah, that's right, Sapphire.
Listen, the Kingfisher had to find you.
You don't want the $2,000 prize and that you're
I a pancake mix contest.
What's that?
Your heart.
Is this true?
Yes, Sapphire.
You have to be here to get the prize tomorrow.
Night on the Sunday Singleton television show.
Now, that's the truth.
Well, $2,000.
Oh, that's different, George.
Then I forgive you for pulling a crazy stunt like this.
Well, honey, I never going to let you leave me again.
You winning this prize was fixed.
Showing me how wrong I've been.
Come to me, my darling.
Oh, George, I'm so happy that at last you feel this way.
Let me give you a great big hug.
$2,000.
George, I'm so happy.
I'm going to hug you too.
Mama, let me go.
Let me go.
Holy mackerel.
I had nothing just repulsive come out to me since I was out in the woods
and then blowed my moose call during mating season.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, in there.
So, self-fired of Mama and come back to the Kingfish, huh?
Yeah, Amos.
And they're going down to the television studio tonight
to get that $2,000 prize from the Uriah Pancake mix company.
Well, that Kingfish you're changing mind, you know what?
When self-fired of Mama left home, he was going around saying
he hoped it'd never come back and old Esther.
Oh, well, it's that $2,000 in cash.
That's what changes mind.
See, he's only pre-tenant.
He's glad to have him back until he can get his hands on that money.
Yeah, that's an awful way for the Kingfish to act though.
You know it.
Well, he says going to be a happy quartet up there.
The Kingfish, Sapphire, her mama, and the $2,000.
Yeah, I guess he got something.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, this is Sunny Singleton.
And before our television show goes off the air tonight,
our sponsors, the makers of Uriah Pancake mix,
take pleasure in announcing the first prize winner of our Pancake mix contest.
We're happy to say that we have the winner of the contest
and her husband right here in the studio tonight.
Come out and meet the people.
Mr. and Mrs. George Stevens.
Well, well, Mrs. Stevens.
How does it feel to win the $2,000 prize?
Oh, I just couldn't be happier.
And how do you feel, Mr. Stevens?
Well...
Oh, you're happy to have you tonight.
Well, that's just fine.
And now, the Uriah Pancake mix company takes pleasure in awarding the $2,000 prize
to Mrs. Sapphire Stevens of New York.
Bring out the prize.
What is all this?
The grand prize, Mr. Stevens.
$2,000 worth of Uriah Pancake mix.
I'm not to last you all the time.
This is Harlow Wilcox with a tip about the Rexall 1 cent sale.
Bring a friend along with you or another member of your family.
Share your double purchases in this great sale
and get two for the price of one plus a penny.
Here's an example.
The Victoria Hot Water bottle sells for $2.39.
You get two for only $2.40.
Buy one for you, one for a friend, and divide the cost.
Yes, you get twice as much for only a penny more in the famous Rexall 1 cent sale.
And this unmatched offer applies to scores of household beauty and drugstore needs.
So, take this tip from Harlow Wilcox.
Let a penny save you dollars in the Rexall 1 cent sale for big money saving days.
This Wednesday through Saturday at Rexall drugstore is everywhere.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, rely on your Rexall family drugists.
And when you visit him, would you be kind enough to say that Amos and Andy sent you.
Thank you and good night.
See you next Sunday.
A penny more buys twice as much at the Rexall 1 cent sale.
Imagine you get two for the price of one plus a penny.
Shop, stock up and save during the Rexall 1 cent sale.
This Wednesday through Saturday at Rexall drugstore is everywhere.
Be with us again next Sunday.
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Access to affordable credit helps me pay my employees.
But I don't really need it.
Infliction is killing me.
Who cares?
Big retailers and making record profits.
That's why we support the Durban Marshall credit card bill.
See?
Banks and credit unions help small businesses make payroll.
This bill would cut the vital resources they need.
While increasing Megastore profits.
They deserve it.
Don't they?
Tell Congress, stop the Durban Marshall money grab for corporate megastores.
Paid for it by the Electronic Payments Coalition.
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