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Amos 'n' Andy - Raising Money for the Lodge

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Amos 'n' Andy - Raising Money for the Lodge

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Oh, and he knows he way of the code and this well, he can make just one of the greatest nodules in the world with me as the team state and you as the team. Oh, you'll be a user. Take it up all right. Yeah, here's your meme. Well, I'm a few just in time. Hello there, team state. Hello, Dan. Well, the email's out. Wow, go, man. Thank you. We were just with vessels in vain here about the law. Now, you can do what? We've been talking over the situation. What's the matter down there now? Go ahead, team state. There ain't much numbers to talk to me as we'll do. Well, the email you know, uh, he's got to have some money and the large bank account the whole week and go ahead with great work. Yeah, I said if you just got to have some money, it'll be more difficult to please down there. There's the king of bitches. I'm thinking the whole thing out. All you gotta do is just do what you say.

You just see his own all the things already. Now, who the heck did he tell me what he's going to do? Well, brother, you know, we was under the bat at two, just enough. Why did he go to do this? It's that's the name of the bitch. That's it. Make him pay for money. You must be going to tell the brothers that on account of everything going wrong. Yeah, these number, these don't have to pay five times. In a minute, I ain't got no five dollars to pay. Uh, play that part of two, three, three, three, three, just a few days before we play that thing. Well, the email's, uh, Kyle's got to get sold and the office is paying another pay. How did you do that? He was just like a soldier. He and the king said he can run this bar so that's everybody can have a good time and everything else. Now, you just listen to when everybody got a say in that office. Go ahead and get your claims or how come we ain't got a say. Play that thing. Well, brother, he was, uh, high as a new pilot for these five laws, and he was the same.

Well, what year is the final? Well, now, we just need to get him. I've got to write to you on a piece of paper. He was just talking to Nova when he came in. Now, as soon as he, uh, he was resolved. Well, yeah, I was there last year and even after that. That's your end. What do you got me? Justin Biffen's is a bylaw. He's no worried about that. So he's been created by law. Well, the bylaw is, uh, when assessment is made in the law of domestic health of the disease, the officers of the law will be known as the death of, and the numbers of the laws will be known as the death of his. His death is, uh, his death is, his sobbing, and all the big things like that. Is that all? Well, that ought to fit with the death of Ian's dad now. That's good. Ian, rather do you, yes, O. Ian, do you know how far two I heard in these numbers?

Uh, the sea brother, he must high-come to the fort and get to the south of us. Oh, he behind you again. How he's going to hear him if he didn't set the... Yeah, but I saw that he didn't see it. I was, boy, he didn't see it. Now, the bylaw is, uh, when the assessment is made, that's all, that's the death of Ian. Without that, Ian. Here's, he's a man now, I'm a see-ya. That's all, that's the death of Ian, but without that, that's all. Well, I bet all's gone, that is good. That is a matter of death to going on, don't you mean? You see how that worked out, Ian? I'll have to play with two of them after a while. It's just how I'll play that through my computer. In other words, Ian, you are a death-all, and a death-all, death is a death-y, but out-desson is death. It's easy, man. I'll listen to him, I'll explain. Yes, the largest hole put on an assessment. What is the first thing that they do?

Agebo? Agebo's the first thing they do is God says never mind. Speed them in an hour by the end. And he's saying that the aim of them in another way, and that's the best. Yeah, who does you mean another way to have seen that the aim of them? Yeah, dry that. But the aim of the wing he has, uh, is about it fails itself. The best option is that when I hunt the dice, it says five or that is what you hear. Who gets it? The members in general. You don't even know what the general is talking about. You say the number of get it? One time he's talking about taking the aim of them in the chest, not the end of his business. They get it, but they don't get it. Why do you get it? Yeah, he needs you to get what he is talking about. I ain't got nothing else to know. Oh. Well, anyway, but that is the way it works. If you have thought for the last two times, you set the number.

It's taking a few percent. It's being a two percent, huh? What about a well-or-what did you just do for that? I got to play long after that. Go on, get it. Uh, a few percent of the members have to set the base of the deck. I need to hear from that a few percent of the participants. Wait a minute, please. Wait a minute. Uh, I think I'm here. I've got a great idea. What does your idea of the man think? If the dough is good to two percent, I'll take it to set it up like you're talking about it. If the other sets of five dollars, why don't we set them for a hundred dollars? Or if the dough is good enough to pay it. And then away. And uh, brother Andy, if we set the number of a hundred dollars, what you know about it is, that wouldn't be a lot of the brothers. That is right. I wonder why I thought that. I guess that's got into my ear, then, off the stage.

Oh yeah, you see, brother Andy, we've good work at our own in some way. Not to do those two brothers or those two potentials, right? I don't see how we do it, but I was here in the morning, but I was at that one. Well, boys, everything is going well to the whole day. Now I did all of whom now, and I'll see you brothers later. All they need is me, I see you later, then. So long, kids. So long, boy. Well, Amy, we gotta get some money to the last that one thing that we gotta do. I don't get what it's not supposed to be. I'll explain that to you tonight, I'm gonna be at home, then. I can't do it now. I was all worn out now, but instead of my frame, I was human, then. I was kinda worried myself now, Andy. What did you worry about? Well, there was this little jail of passing on the street when I was talking to just the face. I was in love. So I went over to see most of the jail. You been over the old man, Taylor, as I was.

Yeah, I went over that, and I don't see the whole face of the two. Well, wasn't he mad about it? No. He seems to be all right, the way he talked to me, he was all right. Well, then what did you worry about? Well, he said to me, here, I can tell you what I worried about. He said to me, he said, that's all, baby. I don't let you be alone just for a little bit of low-town. And then, if they assume that, they'll be losing this happened a day now, and then why are you looking? Oh, yeah. There you are. That's what I worried about. Well, what is he going to do about it? Well, I'm going to let you be a letter. And after what he does have a date, he just seems like everything goes wrong with him. You go right, Ruby, a letter. I'm going to let an answer, if you're mad, you'll be mad. Well, get a pencil on the piece of paper, I'll help you write your letter. I ain't going to do it. You were going to help me write that letter last night

that we were talking. If I had a son in that letter, he'd never be to me again. And you'll see what I'll tell you soon. Get a pencil on the piece of paper. I ain't going to do it. I might be able to write a letter. I'll put that on the piece of paper.

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