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Lately, there's been much excitement at the home of George Kingfish Stevens when the morning paper arrives.
The local papers have been running a lucky buck contest.
Every day, a serial number of a dollar bill is published and the holder of that bill receives a $500 prize.
While this morning at breakfast, the Kingfish's mother-in-law got to the paper first, and the Kingfish waits impatiently while she reads the news.
Oh, oh, dear! Oh, me!
Oh, oh, oh!
First of all, with you, my mother, as you're reading some bad news, there was that tight camisole pitching your liver again.
Why, George? What's in the paper that upsets you, my mother?
Oh, look at this. Ma'am kills wife's mouth.
Why did it happen, my mother?
Last night, this man stopped his automobile and asked his mother-in-law to go around and see if the tail light was working.
And when she was bending down to look at it, he'd end up back over.
Well, I tell you one thing, if I had a car I'd be owed right now, numbering up that reverse gear.
What did you think, George?
No, no, no, no, no, just dreaming here.
Well, look at your mama. Would you please hurry up and finish that newspaper there?
I'll see you today, serial number on the Lucky Book Contest.
Huh, you ain't got no chance of winning there?
Well, everybody's playing it.
Yesterday, me and Amos and Andy, we're down to listen to serial numbers of all the dollars we had.
I got the list right here, and I just want to check the thing.
Well, all right, here it is.
Let me get the list here.
Today's Lucky Book is serial number Q99717023G.
Well, I guess we didn't have that.
What's the matter with you, George? Your eyes is bugged out.
Yeah, you look like the time of the picnic when you're sleeping under the tree and a bullfrog hopped in your mouth.
Well, I'm just looking at the list here.
Q99717023G is the serial number of one of the bills that Andy's got.
Oh, that's wonderful. Andy'll win $500.
Yeah, where's my hat?
George, you ain't thinking of trying to get that bill away from Andy, is you?
Well, you know the old saying. Money is the root of all evil.
And I just go down and preform a little tree surgery on the board.
Well, I think I'll get into large hall here as he would the Kingfisher's there.
Hmm, what's this sign I got on the door here?
Official government agency counterinflation division.
George Stevens head deflator.
Hmm, man, I guess the Kingfisher's deflating heads are something.
Yeah, I better get in here.
Well, well, well, come in there for the ender.
Hey, Kingfisher, is your desk connected with the government or something?
Oh, certainly. The ender, don't you see the official genuine American eagle sitting right down my desk?
Eagles. That looks like a stuff out all to me.
Well, it is our ender. When this Eisenhower gave me their point, he couldn't send me no eagle.
You see, Eagles is extinct.
Well, all them dead birds give that way if you don't stick them on ice.
Play him to me. What are you doing for the government, Kingfisher?
Well, you see, brother, the ender has been appointed up.
The ender before he gets into this, too deep here, is you read the morning paper yet?
No, I ain't. Good. Sit down there, sir.
You see, the new administration wants to deflate the dollar.
Oh, they're going to get out of smaller bill, huh?
No, no, Andy. You is here that today the dollar is worth only $0.60, ain't you?
Yeah, I was here that.
Say, by the way, how come that that is the situation?
Well, it's mostly on the counter to form problem.
You was read where the government has been buying up the weed in the corn and storing it away.
Yeah, but how did that make the dollar worth $0.60?
Well, in the old days, Andy, behind every dollar bill, there was a dollar in gold.
But things are different now.
There's ain't generally no wood, but right now, in Fort Knox, standing behind every dollar bill,
there was $0.50 in gold and an ear corn.
Oh, it's Matt.
There must be loaded with corn down there.
Oh, certainly there's a matter of fact.
There's who stuck for storage space, there's thinking of turning the Washington monument into a silo.
Yeah, well, listen, I still don't see how the government is going to deflate the dollar.
Well, now I'm not dying, how I say it, instead of having the dollar worth $0.60,
then you won't make it worth $0.80 right now.
Now, that's what I'm doing here in this agency, isn't it?
Every time somebody turned in the book, eyes authorized to give him $0.80.
And I'll wait a minute, Chair King, for it.
Listen, if I give you a dollar and you give me $0.80 back, then I lose the money.
No, no, and the dollar you giving me is only worth $0.60.
I am giving you eight of cents for it.
Are you 20 cents a year, you see?
Yeah, but I was just thinking here, if a dollar is only worth $0.60,
ain't 80 cents only worth about half a book.
And I'll explain that to you, boy, you see, so far the inflation is only hitting the fold and stuff.
Now, the financial experts, they found out that we're here to flate up the loose change, you see?
Yeah, well, I still don't get this whole thing.
Well, Andy, look here, I just gonna have to give you a practical demonstration here of your government in action.
Uh, has you got a buck on you there?
Yeah, if you're here, here's the dollar.
Okay, now I'll take the dollar and I'll give you this eight of cents.
Now, consider yourself deflated.
Uh, let me look at this buck here.
Hmm, wrong dollar.
Some wrong king thing.
No, no, Andy, I tell you what, uh, to give you a real picture of this thing,
I think I better deflate another buck for you.
Got another one on you there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here you is.
Hmm, fine, here's your eight of cents.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Wrong buck again.
Uh, Andy, uh, soon that you really get a good picture of how to thing operates, uh,
I think we better deflate just one more dollar.
No, no, no, no, no, thanks, King.
There's all this flate and done, give me the headache.
And on top of that, I just noticed that one of the quarters the government give me here is made out of lead.
Well, no, where to miss you, Andy?
You can't, uh, oh, hi, Amos.
Hi, Andy.
Hi, Andy.
Hi, your king fish.
Well, hello, brother Amos.
Hey, what is your ex-sold side of the body, Amos?
Well, Andy, uh, and you see the morning paper?
The morning paper?
Oh, Amos.
Well, you get on out of here.
Can't you see we as busy?
Why don't you drive your cab on over to Jersey?
Some of you might pick up a fail over the way to the minute now.
Wait a minute.
What is this about the morning paper, Amos?
Well, Andy, I don't look over to list the serial numbers that we done copied down.
And you has got one of the lucky bucks.
You have $500.
You dollar bill is.
Holy mackerel.
What must I do to get the money, Amos?
Well, according to the rules, you cause the newspaper, and they send the man around
the next day to verify the serial number, and then they pay you the money.
Oh, boy.
This is show a lucky break for me.
Data king fish?
Oh, wonderful break.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Well, Andy, if you were smart, you would put that lucky book in a safe place.
Yes, sir, Amos.
I'm going to go hide the thing up in my room and sit up there till the man comes up with the money.
Fine, Andy, I'll drive you over to your room.
Yeah, thanks, Amos, go on.
No, me.
Man, they go hide that lucky book in his room.
Well, it looks hopeless, but so did building the Panama Canal.
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You know, me, I gotta find some way to get that lucky buck out of Andy's room.
A man from the newspaper gonna pick it up the first thing in the morning.
If I could only, uh...
Well, hi there, Calhoun.
Hi, your king, please.
Oh, Calhoun, what's you doing over in this neighborhood?
Well, I've been having trouble with my eyes.
Come over to see him a doctor, and he'd done something to my glasses.
Oh, Calhoun, what are you doing over in this neighborhood?
Well, I've been having trouble with my eyes.
Come over to see him a doctor, and he'd done something to my glasses
that improved my vision 100%.
Hmm.
That's fine, Calhoun, what'd he do?
Put lenses in him.
Yeah, that do help over there.
Yeah, you know, Calhoun, I glad you here.
I got a problem. There's one in me to death.
And look here.
And they got one of them lucky bucks that the contested running in the newspaper.
Yeah.
Now, he got the thing hidden up in his room,
and I got a figure out of way how to get that lucky book.
Well, I know that Andy keeps all his valuables
under that loose board in the floor.
Hmm.
Why don't you just slip up there when he home
and remove the object in question?
Well, I can't do that cause Andy goes stay up there in his room
and guard until the man comes from the newspaper tomorrow.
Well, a situation like this calls for the Latin procedure known
as marvellous filthitis.
Marvellous filthitis.
What do that mean?
Now the thing while he's asleep.
Yeah, well, I could think of some excuse
for spending the night with him and get it done.
Yeah, yeah, that way it worked out fine.
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea, you guys.
Yeah, I've got to be going.
I haven't dinner with my cousin, Wagertroyd.
Oh, you mean Wagertroyd, the bebop hipster?
Yeah.
He and town again?
Yeah, yeah.
I run into him today over at the big department store.
He owned Wagertroyd as long as the escalator
between the fourth and the fifth floors.
Only trouble was he was walking up on the down escalator.
Walking up on the down escalator?
Yeah.
I watched him for 20 minutes and he kept walking and walking
and wasn't getting no place.
So I hollered up to him and I said,
Wagertroyd, you ain't never going to get to the fifth floor
doing that and he hollered back in man.
I know, but they ain't nothing on the fifth floor.
That's why I wasn't gonna hide.
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No, so like I said, and the sapphire and the mamas
don't go on a way for the weekend,
so I thought I'd drop over here and spend the night
with your parallel pal.
You know, kind of keep each other company.
Yeah, well, glad to have you, King Fish.
You as always, welcome to my hospitality.
Yeah, well, I figured it we could kind of talk a while
and then go to bed.
Yeah.
How you been, Andrew?
My been fine.
Well, that's enough talk, let's go to bed.
Way of good.
Way of good.
Way of the moon, that's only 730.
What you talking about?
Yeah, it's only 730 here, but in London it's 1230 here.
And in India it's 230 and in China it's 430.
Holy smoke, we better get to bed.
It's almost daybreak, ain't it?
He might as well turn in, innit?
Oh, me, it'll feel good to lay down.
You know, I went to a wedding today and they really tired you out.
Oh, yeah, went to a wedding, huh?
Yeah, let me get my shoes off here.
Boy, that feels good.
I just got these shoes today.
Hey, wait a minute, innit?
Them shoes don't match.
They'll go for the left foot.
Yeah, I know, but you can't be too choosy
when you cut them off the back of a car.
Well, that's all such innit.
Let's hit the head, boy.
Wait a minute, innit?
Ain't you taking your clothes off?
Well, I don't dare to take them off, innit?
So what happens is that I as a sleep walker
and when I still as walker, I really get surround, boy.
He does, huh?
Oh, yeah, I remember one Sunday last day.
They probably really hit me.
They found me walking in the east to parade him on the way.
Oh, yeah, man.
We ordered to view on everything.
Oh, yeah.
Well, at least you're going to take your shoes off, innit?
No, innit.
Do a lot of sleep walker in the hall, isn't it?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
There you go.
Yeah.
Let me pull down the beds, bitch.
Yeah, we're getting the bed.
Uh, there we are.
Uh, there.
Uh, there.
What is that pile of chicken feathers
at the head of the bed, there?
What is that?
Oh, dad.
Oh, that's my pillar.
Yeah, the case has done split open on me a couple of weeks ago.
Don't sneeze on it, dad.
It'll look like a snowstorm in here.
Yeah, look at this torn sheet you got here.
And look here.
The stuffing is coming out of the mattress.
And I have seen oysters that had better beds than this.
Oh, stop complaining.
Will you, Kingfay?
I have your share of the feathers.
Get the sleep.
Yeah, okay.
Uh, turn out to late, innit?
Good night, Kingfay.
Nighty-night, innit?
Old pals.
Old pals.
Oh.
Hmm.
You really ripping it off there.
This is like sleeping next to your hog.
We're dishonest, Joel.
Oh.
I guess he did to the world.
I can get up now and find that loose floor board and start snooping around for that lucky book.
Well, I guess it ought to be over here some, please.
Ah, I think I'd unfound a board.
Um, uh, Kingfisher, is that you over there?
Oh, yes, Annie, yeah, just standing up here shaking the wrinkles out in my suit, yeah?
No worry about none. Yeah, yeah, well, you don't walk me up.
Well, I'll get back to sleep.
There, sleep over, boy, I'm just shaking here.
Oh, me, I was really tired, I...
Um...
Boy, that was a close call.
The arm was caught, man.
Well, I'll try it again.
Uh, what was that?
Found it aside, take my shoes off, and...
What was that screeching noise?
Tate shoes!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, uh...
Let me turn on the light, you hear.
Kingfisher, what is your doing?
You're down on the floor there on your hands and knees.
Well, well, so are you.
I must be the sleep crawler, too.
Yeah, get on back to bed, Dander.
Don't you know no better than the cerebral man when he's crawling in the sleeper?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'll turn off the light again.
Oh, that was close.
Let me get my hand in here.
Hmm, here we are.
Now, I'll look at this money by the speed light through the window.
Yeah.
It's a lucky buck all day.
Let me get out of here.
That must have been the Kingfisher.
Oh, me, that poor fellow is worse off than I think he was.
He don't turn out to be a sleep runner.
What is this, Andy?
You say your lucky buck has done going out of your room here?
Yeah, him, as I had it hit under the floor.
And when I woke up this morning, it disappeared.
And I don't see how it could have happened,
because if anybody had come in here,
either me or the Kingfisher would have heard him.
You or the Kingfisher?
Yeah.
The Kingfisher slept up here last night.
Yeah, but he didn't get much sleep.
He was sleepwalking and crawling and everything else.
Save us, I want to ask you a question.
Do you think by any chance,
the Kingfisher could have something to do with my lucky buck disaper?
Well, I'm afraid he did, Andy.
What is he going to do?
What is I going to do?
I'm going to over and really put that Kingfisher to sleep.
And this time, the only one that will be doing any walking
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Well, l just got this lucky book.
I'm gonna get out of the large hall here and take it down
to the newspaper office and, uh, holy mackerel.
Look out the window.
You'll come and he would assist up,
but let me go to stick in his hand.
Mm-hmm.
He looked like, uh, rocking my achino coming out of his corner.
Yeah.
He got me trapped.
I gotta think fast.
Yeah, too late to hide on me.
Oh, but, uh, let me get on the phone here.
Yeah.
The cake bitch, I want to see you.
I'm gonna beat you to a pulp.
I'm gonna take you, and I'm gonna beat you.
No, just a minute.
Just a minute, brother.
And, uh, I was on the phone here talking to him a mortician.
Uh, excuse me, isn't it?
Uh, hello, Mort.
Say, Mort, uh, just put me down for that six-handle,
not a fine job, will you, please?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Uh, the one that only opens to live, uh, halfway.
Uh, uh, only have to live opens, that's right.
Yeah, that way you can just put the satin-wear shoes
and burl after the rest of the way, you see.
Yeah, well, if I'm able, Mortel, I'll drop over to Seth
noon for a final sitin.
Yeah, thank you, Mort.
So long, and I do mean goodbye.
Now, brother and new pal, old friend, uh,
what was this about beating up on me?
Well, cakefish, uh, what is this, uh,
you talkin' to the mortician?
Is there somethin' wrong with you?
There's, in there, on the sea of life,
I have the fear that the old kingfish is
outward bound to greener pastures
in the old Carell up yonder.
Oh, macro.
I didn't know you was ready to nibble on that big fish fry
in the sky.
Yes, in there, and if you're plans to beat up on me,
I suggest that you act fast, in there.
Rig or Mortel is liable to sit in on me here any minute.
And I'd hate to see you bruise your fist on me, you see.
Yeah, well, this is all news to me,
but not happen to you anyway.
Well, in there, I didn't want to worry you
and none of the other large brothers,
but sometime now I've been suffering from a rare disease.
What has no, uh, serocuses of the hubgoblins?
That's the botanical name, and it,
but the common name, is Undertaker's Delight.
That's a shame, cakefish,
but listen, if you as this bad off,
why did you jip me out of my lucky book?
Well, in there, I'll admit that I did it,
and in my last minutes here,
and I ashamed of myself.
Yeah, but I only did it to finance my going away party.
You mean you need $500 for that?
Yeah, then, uh, I wasn't thinking of my own comfort boy.
I just didn't want the affair to be no disappointment
to the other large brothers, you see.
Well, Lana stands that.
You wouldn't want no cheaper fail, no?
Oh, of course not.
And, uh, I want to go first class.
Yeah.
I pictured the large hall meeting room
with me laid out at one end,
and the buffet supper laid out at the other, you see.
Everything will be first class, and, uh,
and I count on you to deliver the eulogy.
Yeah, well, I'll take it any way you want.
No, no, no.
Eulogy, and, uh, that's why you make up good stuff
about the bomb that just passed, no,
and you know what I'm doing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I hear that, yeah.
I tell you what, Andy, uh,
maybe we better rehearse the thing.
Uh, I only get one shot at it,
and I'd like to have a good one if I could.
Yeah, well, what are we going to do?
How are you doing?
Well, not tell you what, Andy.
I'm going to get up here, now let me get up here,
and stretch out on this desk here,
and just kind of give you the atmosphere.
Yeah, let me straighten out my clothes.
That's it.
Now, of course my hands over my chest.
Yeah, that'd look like it, all right?
Yeah.
Well, you stand in front of me, Dan,
and I'll close my eyes real tight.
They don't stick, son.
Think on your feet, boy.
Think on your feet.
Yeah, well, let me see here.
Uh, dear friends of our decreased brother,
some folks have said that the kingfish
couldn't be trusted,
but if I look at him,
land there, stiff as a poker,
now I would trust him with anything I got.
And furthermore, my friends.
Say a kingfish, I've just dropped in here just...
Say Andy, what's going on here?
Oh, Calhoun, I just make an eulogy over the kingfish here.
The eulogy?
Yeah, I didn't know nothing had done happen to the poor kingfish
about him passing on.
Calhoun, would you mind closing that door,
I'll lay in here in a trap?
So long, Andy!
Well, okay, Andy, that's enough practice.
I tell you what, you come back in the morning
we'll have the dress rehearsal and be all set
for the big event.
Okay, kingfish, I'll see you tomorrow.
Take care of yourself now.
Oh, what a dummy that boy is.
I'll go right down to the newspaper office now
and get that $500 in person.
Here's the newspaper office.
Oh, and there's the sign.
See what I say there?
Lucky book contest that I've done.
Get over here, excuse me, Muslim.
Yes?
Yes, you the lucky book editor.
That's right.
Yes, sir.
Ha, ha.
Well, I got the lucky book here
and I'd like to collect the $500 on.
The one that was in yesterday's paper.
You have the lucky book?
Yes, sir.
It's right here in my pocket.
It's right, I mean, I think...
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Pay to that man over there.
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See here, fellow.
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Oh, no.
Wait a minute, kingfish.
Yes, sir.
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