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Uh-huh, go on
I'm just reading all the all the after-text of that situation like let me get that number this this shot right here says
Hold on let me scroll back down actually more than one kind of said the same thing
Attention any women going downtown greenville white guys are not into you
That's messed up. I can't tell if that's a rival town talking crap or
Maybe uh, it's a it's a gay per a guy. It's not again roasted. Did she say she was 300? Yeah, I wrote it down 55 300. Cool
That means probably like 310 you round down
Uh, maybe she carries the will I don't know but when you're that short, it's kind of hard to
High three bills. Is there like I want to go on a uh, and just say show me a famous person that's five five ways during the pounds
I just want to see what it looks like. Oh, yeah, who does it come up with? I don't know. I'll I'll page
Uh, enlightens us with the news of the morning. I'll tell you officials in Anderson County want us to be on the lookout for
Uh, two people involved in a burglary at a local barbecue restaurant. God dang it. Kind of they still the hog hauler again at the smoking pig
I'll send around 2 a.m. Oh, he's gonna get cancer. They stole
Sweet tea and barbecue sauce and pork rinds. So be on the lookout for the sauce bandits. Yeah
Yeah
Chan McGrines
That is perfect
Everybody in Anderson County they they are now the sauce bandits
And they got surveillance
They stole pork rinds and
Well, they got tea they stole they said wait a minute while we're getting the sauce dude. They got pork rinds
Yeah, I know there's things make me thirsty. It's gonna jug a tea
Why'd you not steal the meat?
Dude, we can get those things they put it into the catering dishes to keep them warm and we can use those on our rigs
Okay, so sauce were they there a throat because it's the smoking pig you can throw bag while you're waiting on your table
So are they after throwing them bag while the other guy is stealing the pork rinds? I don't know
I got a nice little spot out there you can throw bag you can wait
Tell me what what road that's on it's right off of uh
The main drag there 76 I guess yeah in Pendleton it's in La France actually okay the France smoking pig
So if you have heard anything or if you know, but someone who's that
acquires some barbecue sauce?
Babaki you really looking for sauce bandits choir barbecue sauce
You need to call marve the Anderson County Sheriff's Office
864
2 6 0 4 4 0 0 do it again. I thought I'll over that glad
The phone number is 864
2 6 0 4 4 0 0 if you know
Where's the first sauce and they got the numbers for there. I gotta get a page credit because she didn't come up with it
She did say sauce bandits. Yeah. Yeah, that's not already. That's good. That's good
I think one a day I think I think Sheriff's gonna need you to know you're like a multi-vitamin one a day
Careful and might make me sneeze again. I think Sheriff Chad aka Dale junior doppelganger. Cuties. That's it like Dale Jr
So I gotta use sauce bandits now. He should
He should they should make a little AI look like I hate AI, but I've talked about it twice in the same segment
Make them look you know like they're wearing a little stocking cap
Their face has been you know
Blackwood sit, you know like Kevin got a hold on or something
What was their calling card did they leave the water running or they leave a loaf in the toilet?
That'll leave something
Oh, if they want to call makes her messy get away
That's like little rabbits. I don't know. I wasn't there. What if we can negotiate the surrender
I guarantee other P1s. He's a little like we offer Brittany grinder
Like come on
Will want to go shake your oh Rob Rob can negotiate their returns. Oh my god
Too that'd be perfect sauce band. It's called rob.com
Wait, we would we need to know
Check in the let me check
God man, that was just why you still pork rind sweet tea. It's sauce
And then the curdie of the you know, hey like you didn't get no manner pudding
Or any
I should say you need to go back
Like is there money in here? Is there meat like we're just gonna take what we
And why didn't you get unsweetened to thank you very much now? They don't open till Thursday
So I get they hit them before they open but still. Oh, that's why they're I was about to say why would they not take the the hash and now the
You know the goodies you can take the corn hole did you got the
You know corn dogs for the kids
I have those
Oh, remember that one barbecue place we went there that time and
My kid was with us. I said do you have a kid's plate say we have corn dog. Sorry
That's like when you go with you say hey, I won't chair a kid. We don't have cherry kit. We have root beer like
Yeah barbecue corn dogs
Get us sick and we're gonna have to take another day off tomorrow
Was it was it a corn dog is it like barbecue was a pork in the middle of the whatever the hell
Remember the sausage links and the the pancake
Corn dog and in school sausage dogs and those were dogs probably really bad for you
But that a good thing really did
Sausband it's beware. Sorry. Now that's good. Well in other news
Savannah got three was interviewed about the search for her mother
For the today show and tomorrow's episode of the today show she says quote someone needs to do the right thing
We are in agony. I feel like the matrix. He's real
The matrix is real because literally I was saying I've said it a bunch
It's like we're watching reality TV and we're over here like man. I can't believe that season ended like that
We need an update show
Just saying that the other day like even with the all of the awful tragedy and I
I have a sparkle a spark of hope that they're gonna find that one but the the statistics say no
I wonder if the bosses at the network were like hey
Come on do us the solid come on here instead of giving all the updates to Instagram
You know, yeah, you gotta fuck they're gonna pressure at some point right because I mean it is like
And so it will be a ratings killer like I don't know how she comes back. I had don't know with all this going on with it still ongoing
Yes, and she says and I quote and to think of what she went through I wake up every night in the middle of the night every night
She needs to come home now. They're focusing on a certain date. I can't remember what it is offhand
But right this exact date might mean something as far as the case goes
I can't remember this January 6 or 11 through one of those and be a horrible witness that you call to court like hey
They didn't run it. I wouldn't go. I'd say rob tell them. I'm not going right call rob calm if you don't want to go to court
And I pray that he's has library duty. He's never had jury duty and we all pray that they find Nancy go three
Sure, it's out in a lot absolutely but a woman on a page maker that's not showing up anymore on GPS
With medication that you know, I mean
Yeah, I'm sure I hope I hope that she's okay, but also hope all missing people are found now
Instead of I mean like that sounds cruel, but like
You know 80 something you're a woman
versus like kids
Like you get amber alerts like I've gotten two in the last two weeks
And that's in one work scare the hell out of you when is going down the road and that thing goes off man
I can't believe they work. Yeah, very hard. It's like needle in a haystack man. Yeah, look be on the lookout for this baby and okay
Well, do you think there's vigilante? I don't know vigilante
You know the people that set up the catch the child predators online or whatever they set in their cars waiting for amber alerts
To go off and just take off looking for the
And the cops tell those people like you are not a cop do not try to entrap these people. Yeah
Because you could mess up an investigation. You could also end up getting
Here she goes
Pink elephant
All right. Oh, she's about sneeze. Yeah. Well, you don't want to snart either that if she's praying to her nose when she was doing
That's you taking a little toek
She's doing an impression of daffy duck after big got blown backwards
It's only like one side of my nose is
You get a stop at booger sugar honey tooting a little poop. No, I think I've got allergies my eyes are reaching too
Oh, I mean someone's talking about you about your name
Look at honey. Oh my god
I got you some honeybinds. I told you. I did you really did you give the jumbo?
I took what I received it. What was there an assortment? That sounds yummy
I was giving some snacks to get fat boy. You can have some two page. You won't eat it. I know you're you'll forget them. You won't know
The nutty bar is nutty bar. You know they don't give you the full thing
Is it the new is it the new nutty bar the nutty choco? Whatever. I think so it's at a different label on it now
It's like they're going after the higher end
They got some higher end version of snack cakes. Mm-hmm. I got some experiments man. I'll give you plug when we eat them on the radio
I love it. Yeah
All right. Well, okay, it's cakes. They're good too. That sounds good. He uh
And those are your eyes guys. Yeah, he wasn't there
Where they're looking for again page?
Sausband and
Saus
If the local news does it and forget look if you don't like us just put that to the side
Sausband, it's as perfect
Well, who wouldn't like us though? Oh every new station in town for whatever
That means probably a litany of resistance. I mean channel seven. I get I ridiculed their spelling on social media and I
Faked the fight on a live TV show. I was on that station. Well, I tried to fight fake a fight
If I had had a heist through there, it would have worked. I heard it
But you couldn't see it for some reason. Yeah, yeah
But never the light but uh channel four. I mean hell. I used to live right right near you
I used to ride my balsa when you're parking lot and that's why they hate me
When they pick her back and forth
That's a trip
I'd love to hear him argue
This is for those of you got to be working 830
Yeah, you best heard
Better get your ass in the work. You know, I know a business today's to work for
That way to be there at nine you had to be there at 845
Really you had to be there at 845 to start at nine. What's this the porn oh magnus
Yes, no wasn't yeah, I can see that
Because some of these DSDs, man, you want to be first in line? Yeah, but yeah, but that never mattered
Like that. I could be you know, it had these awful. I used to distribute adult pornography
magazines only yeah, and I was not in them
I mean, I would look at the reason they started putting them in the bags
Because I did sit there to look at them on the way down. Well, you can't sell them to schools unless you put them in bags
Yeah, oh here she goes pink elephants or is it white elephant
One makes me see other ones a crap gift you get at Christmas
What's wrong? What can I do for you? Do you need an anti-histamine?
Are you anti-histamine? I'm pro
Histamine are really am are you pro saw span it? Are you pro Palestine? I'm allergic to something
Hard work
We
But that I'd always made no sense to me like so I'm working 15 minutes for free
Well, you got to get your fan ready and you got to do that starts when I when I clock in
Yeah, but they know you're gonna lolligagger here a little there, you know
That's good about having that I went to lolligagger. I still do it about having a job on the road
The job on what she said wow
No, that was great. I repeated it. I don't get it dude. I look you said I'm not a lolligagger
You said that it gives me I'm getting ready to sit up with a receipt for you and I am but go ahead
You said I'm not a lolligagger and I said you're just a gagger
That's right
That's yeah, that's right. No lollig with your gag. Sorry. Well, leave your clothes on
That's just a gagger
That's it's cold. I prefer gagger
Now listen what I'm about to tell you. This is a good little drug song here
Well, it's uh
It makes me drive way way fast. I can see that makes you want to chew the little poop
Doesn't it go look for the saucepan. Big food big food
Let's get jacked up on some poop and get a look for the bandits
I'm gonna drop it to take you know
The bandit was on coke. They just never showed it
You know, it's like he had to get a Texarkana and it was carrying what
He's carrying an elephant one time in a bunch of damn course the other one and a banjo on his knee
Yeah, he was big old donkey if I get uh if I get a text asking if I want to buy like 30 pounds of pork rinds
I'm gonna give the cop uh the cops the tip dude the what the tip
Slow down make sure I set it right
What about just the tips of the cops?
What is that like bucket cup
Like this is gonna go down those we're gonna get pulled over on the way home today
Just share chat. We'll find the saucepan. It's
I want to help now we should go to all
Markets whether it be a fleas or jockeys this weekend. Yes, we should
Should investigate all pork rinds. Let me tell you that there'll be there'll be pork rinds at all of them
Do they got to move them? They got a bunch of sweet tea a bunch of sauce
Smoking pigs got some good sauce. Yeah
Would we need a one of the smoking pigs to come with us to verify it's their sauce because they could re-bottle it might have to
I suspect someone does that with my brand here locally, but I won't say it's a barber shop. It's fine. I'm okay
That is messed up right now. All right. Who cares? It's fine because the markup can make you look bad when you buy host sale
And then you mark it up and set it as your own. It's fun
Anyway, probably is I put a label
It's removed it leaves I put this thing on there that it's a it's this gold in boss hologram sticker that if it's removed
It's still you can't get it all it's like one of those things he's for a seal like on a major document
So I know chip to you don't get host sale process no more Becca all right, you gotta come up with goo lathe for Halloween
And it's like you was
Yes, it goes dress like Robert goo lathe
Why didn't he ever do Robert Boulay?
Won't you do that? I don't own
Boulay I don't know I've got one in the works, but it's uh it's it's too many irons in the fire right now God you like it trying to focus
Yeah, it's hard to I feel really is trying to focus on busting the criminal syndicate
Well, and I hear this money page is talking about I am also going for him of my vagina watching certificate
I'm watching
Someone's already beating her to it, so you better get on that page. I
I do a thing where I wash them and wax them at the same I had to get to the state to do that
I'm staying to get to the state
Well, I'm not from a city
Get do my call and practical hobo hoo-ha washes
You can set up like a outside
Like it's not detailed. It's a hobo hoo-ha wash
I'm not washing the ho-ha. They're homeless Santa Claus impersonators. That's an impersonator
They're at Santa Claus impersonators. What do you call that?
Santa Claus? What do you call a guy on the real Santa Claus? Please stand up. He plays Santa Claus
Like what do you say you see a Santa Claus impersonator? I guess he is like an Elvis impersonator. Oh, aren't they all so they're they're
They're they're they're homeless Santa Claus impersonators and they anyway, it's hoo-ha's for
hobo ho-hoes
Homeless hoo-ha washes you get a Jackson award right now you would it would be it would be from Van Jefferson the NBA player
You might get a peace prize for that. How about this fat boy. I'll wax him if you wash him for me
Hey, now, he's the one that brought it up. I'm just the guy who's looking through the window. I wash
You heard what I said. I practice in wax all North Carolina. Oh
Wax all wax all you can because you're a 20th. Oh, well, thank you for that
You told me you told me when I frantically ran back in here in the room after
I was impersonating a Russian race horse in the other
You should be on the reunion tour then
You got the Russian wolf. You need the Russian race horse
Listen
The guy the whole match. He's waiting for the three-man is a six-man tag
He's sitting there. He's holding his junk because he's got to go to the bathroom
Whatever and finally it's the hot tag and he's like I can't I got to go pee and he leave
Oh, there it is
Look at these horses make you sneeze not pink elephants
Or I thought that was the finisher like a Russian race. They kind of get up there like the shatter machine
But they start to you know
relieving themselves. Oh, that's it sounds like shatter machine. It's called the Russian race horse. By the way
Professional wrestler
That text me when I was asleep last night. I'll respond to you shortly. Maybe a couple action figures on a known
No, it wasn't Jeff. Oh
Was it the Russian wolf? No, I don't know call off. Yeah, but you know what I want you to do that you want to do that by video and I'm like
Why
I think you coming back in here and making cry make him upset. Well, we're going to your place if you want
Yeah
We'll take the train right in
Why did they not why did they not do Polar Express right here on the dam
GE train up and down garlington
He should it
It would be nice like a pink train. He said GE train. Yeah, not the gd train. They have their use. Thanks
That's on the that's on the railway to Hill
I have something to say one number does it all how the TLC motor's text line at eight hundred seven seven four
That's communication. This is the rise guys morning show
Something rise they don't make music like this anymore and that's what old people say, but it's true
Maybe it's because it wouldn't sell. I don't know if there's a dollar in it. They'd still make it right
Mushroom head. We got to change that name boys. Yeah, it was the name and the the mask that you guys were wearing
You also would perform on crucifixes. They didn't really work
If you were in the 70s, though, it would have been huge
I
Sounds like a
I forgot to I kid you not I did see mushroom head at ground zero in Spartanbury
I'm not even making a joke there. Probably saw a bunch of them. Yeah, well the band
the band
We got a lot of people on hold and
You know what's what's funny about this and this might scare her a little bit
So we don't have caller so if you're if you have it on your phone to like show
You know you can show your contact photo or what we can't see the photo, but a lot of times we'll see the name
but a lot of times
It won't show anything
but I've recognized this
I've recognized the phone number online one
It's like you can't text those pictures either won't take it. No, it just shows like whatever whatever dot j pig
I
Would say without a shadow of it out
This is Edith
Is that what you want that I recognize your phone number
Oh, I'm sorry then I'll forget it
What's up with that phone now? What's up with the phone? We got some issues on the you
Lippin or whatever you want a bluetooth or a jawbone you got one of those you talking?
No, let me hear my bluetooth. Yeah, bluetooth song. Oh, damn bluetooth. When were they gonna?
Never never was
I asked you a strange question. Do you have starlink?
Uh, no, okay, okay
I've heard people say like that stuff like they when they got everybody the $60 level or whatever like it was like so
Fast and then like a lever was pulled to like shut the power down
Okay, so
Timo will then I'm just kidding. What uh
What's up with you? What did you do you regret that call the other day? Did you have some old customers call up and say Edith is that you?
Those people probably dead now thing when you were 15
I think you bluetooth done switch that going that was about the dollar one
Uh-oh knowledge at 86 percent. I know you phone number by heart. We can hang up and call you back if you want
All right, all right
So we don't offer this service to most but when someone calls and gives us an hour of content
Hey, a particular morning then uh, we love you. That boy do you mean say it? I got it. Okay. I'll hear him
Give me the out of life
Yeah, she's expecting it because she told she just gave us uh permission
You know page or you sure you want to do this? I have to ask you this. Are you sure you want to call her? I'm sure okay
And we're not offering you any tickets to anything you're doing this on your own free will
I have to do it in the same way. I'm a pretty lady
So fat boy is not fast at dialing the impact on the phone. He's got um you rig
If you're not going to say anything do you say hello, man ditches
Hello
No one was our line. No, can't be our line. We took a call uh from the large woman earlier
Oh, no, oh, Edith
Oh, no, he's talking back
Those things wrong
You didn't get narrow links last time we spoke did you you're not using uh metaglasses or anything?
No, you know, I might I might uh I might look past it. What were you going to say the I hate to be such a prey?
Well, uh
Let me just want to do let the puppy out
Oh, yeah, from last week's step away. Okay. Yeah, I belong to the ascca
She don't want me to come up and find her and I will find her
Oh, yeah, she got so she got a lot of feedback on the f a web coming up from mine and I am not playing dumb right now
Remind me exactly what I'll play it for you. I'm pretty sure
That sounds seven
It's tough. It's probably found it. Here he is. Oh, I actually want to look at the see when it was
Well, he's got to make sure he takes all the f's out
Yeah, I got him numbered so I got to see which number it is real quick. I don't care about ice cream right now people
Sorry, my email's a flood in the ice cream. Oh, yeah, yeah, isn't that crazy?
Oh
Okay, so if you're having a stroke, you're gonna see your phone now. They they were you did
It's crazy. That song is pretty. Yeah, I'm gonna kill that boy for saying you could find that now this
I'm not very strong
How about this see this you keep up with football. Did you know that the New York Jets?
She's to have a linebacker named him Fugger. Did you know that F-U-G-G-E-R real thing?
Yeah
One of the
Players I remember seeing that
Poor phone connections call page calls page to sneeze all right
Edith, let's listen to this together
I just call about my boyfriend's puppy
She came in see it every day morning and the kitchen in our
trailer this same spot too and if it turns up there for a little eight pound
Chihuahua looking
Supposed to be damn pit bull whatever but dude. I just thought about how many socks I have thrown away
Because that shoes that he buys purina whatever the
For puppies. Yeah. Oh my god dude. It seems so bad
And I have thrown away probably about 30 socks. I've been with this dude for like 60 days
You it's funny that it's working in socks. That's like 50 cents a damn day. Oh
So hard to be with this mother. I'm leaving him and I'm just gonna say oh
Left open the door puppy ran away. Sorry. It's got to be one of the other
I'm sick of this
Like literal I am sick of this
I
Think life is what she was doing to let the dog go
Great the poor puppy and and and I will you say what you were gonna say, Edith and then I will
I will interpret it
No, I mean what saying
If you clean it up, it's no different than having clothed diapers on your baby
You take and dump it in the toilet to clean them clean them off and then wash them
That's why
Invented washing the others. That is why they've been washing potters for dogs with bad blotters
And let me ask you this where do you wash the doppers? Don't say in the sink
Oh, no, no, no, no, the cloth diapers once you get all that out
You just put them in the washing machine and wash them good. Oh, he's supposed to run it through the king rig
With water
I thought the air fryer was
God
If you wasn't so funny, we wouldn't have put up with this phone connection. We really wouldn't have it
I really wanted to ask her because you know Edith used to be a big woman
So yeah, one of the kind of attention Edith got that right she ran eight miles a day to get all the weight off right Edith
Yep, in fact a lot of people thought her name was a nickname because she was so heavy
Edith
Oh
God name names who called you that tell us we'll go get them. What's it?
My mom and dad
You just you're the
Gosh, I feel like I should be a portion of the paycheck
Uh-huh. Oh, you'll get all the checks
You'll get a negative zero
I was so afraid yesterday. I couldn't get y'all we had a blank spot where y'all were supposed to be on the radio here
I finally got out of see the work and
Who's that up so I listened to the old tape
but I was
Frantic yesterday trying to find out and thank you paid for letting me know the girl did not
I got a couple messages. There must be like some technical difficulties and chatted nougat specific
Oh lord
What what was the question though that you had for Edith and her because the the subject is heavy women
Well, I don't know she answered it though. I don't think she yeah, yeah, I mean but like
Okay, I thought you were gonna say what was her heaviest weight. No, I knew that but it's didn't like you know
The chick earlier says she only got certain attention. Oh, so I know of Edith got the same attention when she was a bigger woman or if you know
You really know
I like my man like I like my coffee white and sweet
No
Our cream colored
I knew you like more than one good. I don't know
Can I get a coffee black in a minute white? She doesn't like lesbian coffee. She doesn't like lesbian coffee
Those are scissors not stirred
That's great
But if you had your choice, so a black man or a lesbian
What would you say no, let's not answer that now let's talk about this. So what do you want to say to that young woman who
Again, by the way if you have tick-tock I googled it. I don't have tick-tock, but I googled it
I said this on there
Show me a five foot five woman who weighs 300 pounds you go and tick-tock put that in there
You will see a woman with pink hair at a bridle shower or bridle fair or whatever wearing this
I mean, you'll be surprised you will be surprised that how many five foot five three hundred pound women you see
Throughout the time women carried this. I mean, they just do. Yeah, she don't look that big
We give birth. We have to have this bottom you do
Yes, I mean you're not even joking like the hips and everything else. We know Edith carried a lot of hers in the chest
Yes, she's
You know, maybe when they were talking about couldn't fit through the door, maybe it's causing your
Herb resticles
We'll do it
Edith you're a delight and
I I appreciate you
Well, I love you guys. I really do it. I mean that for my heart. You're deep-sea diving right now
Tell Sebastian we said hello
All right, thank you Edith. What a sweet lady. What is she deserves?
She deserves a fun life more new drum foam one of the other when I get some dating advice
You know her next time. Oh, let's see some here. I'll turn my mic off. I'm gonna call in
I said maybe you might be our phone. What is the number?
118
774
4388
That's what Dan would say. Yeah
Well, let's see what you think
All right, are you going outside?
Rise guys are on the air. Who's this? Yeah, I just want hi. This is uh
Bill
I am a four foot five eight hundred pounds. Yeah, this is us
Unless you're doing a bit right now, it is ass
I wonder if it's just that one line
Well, we don't matter now, but now we know it's us. Not her. Well. Oh, yeah, that's me there
We look like a bunch of prick bullies. Bullies. Yeah, do you think the the 300 pound woman broke the phone?
She said
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