
Any Last Words | 226 | On The Gate | Myles Toe Lawrence Reese
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Myles Toe and Lawrence Reese hold down the studio with Geo Perez on On The Gate for an incredibly chaotic episode covering underground 2000s economies, a massive debate on NYC geography, and shocking new AI legal loopholes.
In This Episode:
- Studio Drama & Comedy Trips: With Derek and Allie missing in action, the guys address the studio rumors, recap a completely unhinged comedy trip to Salem, and address some behind-the-scenes green room conflicts.
- NYC Culture & History: A heavy debate on the cultural footprint of Dipset, why modern Bushwick has lost its edge to gentrification, and Lawrence's complete inability to understand the five boroughs.
- Street Economics & Prison Ingenuity: Geo reflects on the intense paranoia of navigating underground hustles in the early 2000s, while the room breaks down the actual engineering genius required to build DIY tools inside the correctional system.
- Tech & Surveillance: The crew reacts to controversial new court rulings surrounding Artificial Intelligence loopholes, the philosophy behind OpenAI, and the hypocrisy of modern Flock camera street surveillance.
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On The Gate Podcast — Any Last Words | 226 | On The Gate | Myles Toe Lawrence Reese. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Horay is a paid employee here. God bless America. We love our Are we ready broken oh how you man welcome to on the gay podcast I'm your host Geo Perez riding solo today because both my co-host decided to quit as soon as As soon as I put Ali on she says she quit her and Derek and this was crazy right they both relapse and start Fucking each other on the low. Are you dead search? Yeah Well, that's why he broke up. Are you being dead sir? You can sit in this live in a podcast He relapsed fucking this is a two person. That was like a lot open up What listen? I don't want to know it's neat to know what happened to the show you have one fan
I don't want to know this person Like knowing white comics business. It gets too real so he lives and you start fucking yeah And now they're moving to Salem What was that This shows falling apart You're editing a real time. I think it's that you're a definition of reworking He's like a building now the size got it built built. Yeah, now do the star Geo turned down Lawrence Derek's not here again. Oh, yeah, somebody's garage man. That's hilarious man. Why would you really don't you do your job after the show? I saw a fucking Mario Kart intro and I was like right now. He saw the Mario swipe. Yeah, I said what is going on here? You play video games now. Now it's cool Derek Derek's on vacation. What was he doing? Mm-hmm?
The thing was we weren't Salem this weekend. Yeah, shout out to Ali the Franco And I you know we came back Monday, so I didn't want to come and record the podcast right after that fucking drop Yeah, I think I woke up at three that day. I slept all day. I wanted to go run later, but I had to sleep So we were scheduled different today and Derek and Ali couldn't do today or tomorrow So I just said fucking will do it by myself and That's when they told me like oh, we've been fucking geo. We were done. We're out. Keep doing it by yourself. Wow That's the girl you really absolutely you actually move over I can't move over my Zero that's a broken leg is the both fighting over Adderall right I'm just trying to these are right no no you think you think of our Ali. Oh Look man, I'm happy. I'm not gonna make a comment on that On my at least it her titty technically Derek's Ali
Sorry Derek. I'm not I meant like like close are you serious are really having no? Oh, oh, I'm like I don't know you're fucking on the gate weird I was down for the job I heard not Derek Derek has better taste of woman. Wow. Wow. That's really me in a saying Fuck alley, right that be known would you a fool for woman? Would you? Yes, two fucking bumps a hair I would if I was gonna open my can Jersey hell you fucking Me you aliens If I was at the chuckle bucket oh 5 a.m. After the pet shop. Oh boy seven beers in no cocaine turn her into a pet shop. Yep Derek does know he's missing herpes age a car wreck. Yeah, the long conversation. What a night of fun He's ever like a small town seven oh Yeah, she'd be the queen She'd be the only small town. I thought like a real small it should be the fucking queen She would oh boy. It just heard Ali beefing
Too big didn't fucking goblins That was real fast to semi-cripple bitches. Yeah, just fucking doing heroin and young each other. Who do you hang first? Yeah, they both of them in the cities they're gonna bring back the gallows. Oh boy. Yeah, the galos I you like sailing you like sailing. No, I say those math fun. I ain't go front man. It's very LGBTQ Like that lady who had her daughter she was the daughter all with all the makeup and shit The daughter was pissing me off. Yeah, she got me she was getting too fucking up Yeah, just like yo bitch don't talk to adults like shut the fuck up Ten minutes. I'm sorry. All right, you scarred episode crazy cut that word no, but I'm telling about two two Consentual junkies I'll say to get listen. There was a kid who was talking shit to me. I was like shut the fuck up for I put you in the island I think it was funny that the white guy tried to fight me. Oh, yeah, you missed it
Yeah, my eyes try to fight me at the end. He thought I was trying fucking a pain. He put he pushed me into a chair and alley To be fair Jordan came upstairs and he tried to get the Jordan to and Jordan's like I'm gonna ask you one more time Can you please stop? Why can't I touch when you're drunk? I keep telling you those type of white dudes. They don't know how to calm down You don't know this beat them. That's not a black thing. We don't touch it over drugs. Oh, I don't touch you Oh, I got you guys you were that triggered you and then me I was like oh Fine, but I was like you don't want you told me don't do that I'm okay It's so opposite and you can see the point where he chased miles around the So fucking now is the second white guy that night. Don't you don't want white people? They don't do that I always had to tell them like don't touch me In that moment when you got mad did you realize what alley wouldn't commit to him? Who's that and also he told me love another girl And I got pissed off as I should go tell you what happened. I'm not gonna turn now
That guy's a fucking look is a good guy. He's a mess. Yeah, like the guys all the time. He's a drunk mess Yeah, oh hundred guys the kid hammer alcohol. It's like I get fucked up I stay fucked up on my own shit me first. I just only be in touch White guys love the other shit. There was a dude at the bar. I tried to fight me got kicked out of the bar for touch for touching people I've never heard that what is that why do white guys are touch the dudes like a circle He's a shirt but why why yeah entertaining him enough to where he get cut he gets comfortable No, he walked over. He walked over to okay. Well the reason why is because Scram mother fucker get away from me. No, but first start talking Walk away. I'm gonna wait on please make this a me. I started calling him Palm Beach Pete for like 15 minutes Please make it. You touching people is like oh, you're Epstein guy and he's like you want to go? And I was I bet you can knock off that guy. I was like I put money on it Bro my first interaction with him. I go to take a piss and you know the urinals are not separated Oh no and all of a sudden I hear him go is that you and I'm like I was like what and he goes like is that is that you and then he's like kind of like point
I was like yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? He's like is that your phone going on and then I realized There was a real playing loud in my back I was just like I was I start laughing. I was like oh, I thought you was like trying to do some gay shit right now And but he was I thought it was looking at dickens like is that you My first thought you I'm sitting there playing with the little soccer urinal Is that Dominican way my picture? I guess I got it. You have a good. I'm really a picture of him It's like Jeffrey Epstein. Look at the Jorge look. It's like Jeffrey Epstein That's the thing like the white guys when they get fucked up to get touchy and they always call everything gay But then they touch you which is weird. Yeah, that's right. Well, I mean gay But why people invent the Caucasians invent their homosexuals? That's right. Hey, it's not sleep one gay. I thought it was Lawrence. No, it was my house. You made it Dude is it is millions of about definitely thousands then white Greeks the Greeks were gay They didn't even call it any technically professor. You could make it dude the Spartans were gay The movie
300 those dudes were gay. How do you know they're gay? They're pretty masculine. They So some people in prison? It was man they you thought it was masculine cuz you're gay. No, but It is true that it was about me the Spartans. They would make the younger Spartans. They would fuck the other one fuck the younger one Yeah, to transfer on their their masculine energy into them They call them it is really They were Fuck their brain up and now they can control them like you're my bitch. You're a weak. I fucked you white guys are naturally cooks That's some gay shit naturally. Yeah, yeah, I love that shit. Why don't I watch watch me? Let me watch you fuck my bitch That's pretty fucking gay Yeah, cuz he's do the be out to war and then sit in the cool you were asking me for a second I was trying to continue You wouldn't cook somebody yeah, you would you cook somebody what do you mean? Cuck somebody would you if a guy what are you the guy fucking the fucking the guys wife?
Hope you continue Who's that fucking the guy? I feel like it's more it's like when the guy the wife I'll be having Performance anxiety when it's one girl and then now does it do watch me? I'm a fuck you could tell to do the system where else just don't put your ass out towards them No Has me you can you squat while you fuck my wife? Fucking do what if it you start tickling him or he starts tickling you good You just feel you just feel somebody sniffing your ass Why do you help me cereal butt? Helping you tax again. Yeah, I heard about that said to do in California who was sniffing Sniffing girls. I just chill the butts. He did Now you know it's crazy because it's illegal Wait, you can't do that, but they always get caught for shit like this. Yeah, he got caught man That's why he's known as the butt In the fucking surveillance state now, bro, everybody with the name. Yeah, the butt. They call love me in prison
Yeah, man, it smells like a butt taker. It's as you walk things like You go have a theme song when you get the prison. What is it welcome back? Well, it's worse than my personal smell They why the worst thing about prison to smell. Oh, that's probably the worst thing I mean like they check if you're in a good dorm Like the image Forbrius inmate don't don't it makes cookie. They make their own from Don't describe prison like college after shaving hot water. I really make throwing from breeze Yeah, I think they cover the smoke smell We make they make everything after shape put the hot water from the from the canteen in there shake that shit up as soon as you spray It smells like cologne. Hmm come on You guys are fucking do everything you see they could do everything will follow everything will follow on Engineers and mechanics the prison See like a science lab and shit this is artists And be crazy cuz that dude will probably go in there and then he'll rock because he could draw good
Yeah, but it's like he could have been a job for you Draw some flowers for my girl. It's not go there. I'm saying I'm be science. I made you a cure for cancer But pencil the stapler right and they can made wine in a toilet. That's pretty fucking creative No, man, they did like basic science shit They're not gonna fucking find a cure for cancer because they know how to make a fucking lighter out of a pencil Yeah, you can make a lot of a pencil. Yeah, the graphite in it. This is that's not some say that's a smart death I have no idea. I'll have to Google that at least works. I've seen a I've seen some videos They make like a much better like a knife out of every fucking thing. Oh, yeah, dude if this let's say this this this they can Are you? No, but they'll tell me yeah They'll keep the handle the figure out a way to cut it in half show their ass and I mean that where you were you gonna hide it the butt sniffing they don't they have like a Hosted for so they have the the the sheet yeah, and they then they put it up their ass But they'll they'll fucking they'll cut it like this to make it sharp
Yeah, but they'll keep it squared like that So it's like when it stabs you it's fucking opening you up, but they they keep the microphone just because what they'll podcast Yeah Yo, we call this podcast your last words You just see fans you were walking by the old Yeah, you shout the editor welcome to another part welcome to another episode of any last words We last words help That's when I guess every episode could be the last one You see fans people walking by and she's you know, Denise in prison I mean he'll be out. He's about to get out soon dude No, he's got like what they gave him five years No, they got three or something they got two you got two more years. Oh, hey What I think it was four but out of four you do 40 months What's that in years carry the tin 12 times 12 to 5 by three is three There was no math prison scientist libido yeah Three years and four months. I think he's supposed to get out in February 20 28
That's it. It's good enough for my birthday. Okay, I'm gonna celebrate with him. Yo, that party is gonna be awesome So a daddy party back. No, daddy's return return. Who's gonna go? Everyone that was there. Oh Everyone that was there he's right your hand He would know him he would come out and try to throw like a little Fancy a game out a festival fire here. Here. Here. Did he block party would you go to the black party the whole street coming to oil? Boy, there's something like Maybe Harlem you gotta be Harlem Harlem never forgets They still like daddy they have to Harlem cares about fashion more than any other burrows of like that's kind of yeah, they're a free What about Brooklyn? Brooklyn's a little more people. Yeah, now all Brooklyn Oh The most violent yeah, it's still it's always really you still got the biggest burrow. Yeah, yeah, and they got all the Caribbean's with machetes and shit What the Bronx Dominican Bronx is not as big as Brooklyn though yeah, so by by land surface
They're really killing more In the pros that kill the more people by cubic We have more surface level Broken down space down in Brooklyn guy's dad and I long out like come on This life stand island is by Jersey It is that now is technically what is everybody what the fuck you're saying? Bro, yeah, that's you're from New York. You're saying you think stand island It's by Brooklyn you're retarded. It's still broke. No, he said it is broken. No, it's not He's saying sat down is the bridge that that takes you from Brooklyn. That's not mean they're connected large Yes, it does that's really what bridge does it's connected to land New Jersey is New York. It's the tri state Dad that's the tri state Kelly Hoechwell's back right about you guys come on, but everybody like I tell people oh I live in Long Island They're like that's crazy man. You're driving out from Staten Island. I'm like I just said long island That's different that's different It's done on part of Brooklyn orange. It should be it should be well. How do you see New York? I'm a curiosity What do you mean break it? Yeah, cuz if you think stand island is broken New York through the eyes of a criminal
What are the boroughs to you it could be anyone now that's just in your blood, bro No, that's not how it went criminal about blood now relations. I changed the whole Let's hear it. What let's hear your maven New York. Don't give me this breakdown right now We have more stuff to talk about so it's the Bronx. Yes Manhattan. No, no, I think Harlem should be his own Harlem became South Yonkers after the what's that? Battle deep black battle. Yeah, it really they conquered Harlem. They took out their leaders Catch the flag. Hollywood better than yonkers this whole time You bugging you think your heart should be its own brain. Should be what happens to Baden's you can put up your hands to Debbie's with two words DMX the locks. That's what I got to say. Oh, and let me sprinkle on Mary J Blasch who Harlem got Dips it that's it. You got that's it. That's it. And where's dips at now? Jim Jones can barely pay for his podcast. Okay, my podcast is doing better. He's just the same like dumb broken bridge I don't know what I went down the street level. So you fucking with tartar. Okay, he's doing a podcast with three washed up rappers
Three washed up rappers may know I have nothing to say against me. No fabulous Fabulous, stop still good Three washed up rappers and and and what is what is Jim's doing working for the feds? Wow, yeah, what about big TX R7 who's that new record? Sounds like a real person. Yes. Oh, no, that sounds like one of those old camcorders. Yo, what is a T. R. A.C.a. Rockies from Harlem. There you go. That's not a good point. He got Rihanna. Which you told my rapes? Rihanna's baby mom. Yeah, so what's the big sloppy second? Yeah, okay. I picture. I still ends up with it Can you add in this fight? I don't know how he picks you Nah bro. I mean listen He can't he hit the jackpot with that bitch. So it's who Bronx Harlem then what's what's in the middle? Can you go to Juville? What do you mean? We're talking about the upper west side. I don't Upper east west side. He had to bring Jews into this. I'm just saying Juville. We try and make this podcast grow We are trying to make a grow. So stop talking about it. We're including them. They're getting their own their own sovereign nation
If I'm gonna have to write to have their own police of New York You know what you're gonna be doing this podcast in your apartment next year. You quoted Juville How's that? How's that a good thing? Your home's we call blackville Nobody's ever called that but they called China town. I think they should start China town. Agent have a better sense of humor What do they call watching the heights Get down City city big city It's a big-skips world Yeah Upper west side is So it's a lorry side is that still mad as I knew bro This could be just a little reason we should call that gay bill just put lorry side. No, that's Chelsea Damn, so you're in Chelsea's the perfect. No, what would you call lorry side the new one? retard bill okay Hot sexy retard is called a daddy's money daddy's money daddy's money Lorry's side should take a Williamsburg and Bushwick it's only getting his money. Yeah, it's called only fans Only fan till yeah, that's what the only fan model Definitely wouldn't burn low each side. We see same shit should be one's were low side should all could be combined
But she was a little bit different then what do you what do you think about Bushwick like what would the new name? Yeah, gay Let's put gay Bearing shot name it beard and shot are you a training? That's the name the town's a new game show are you a And why not why aren't you trained why are you here you're not trained what are you doing here Bushwick is a fucking dumb place. I hate Bushwick. Yeah, tell the world what you're doing 20 for hours in Bushwick What's that we should do it's do you are you're hung up for 20 for hours in Bushwick like just party constantly in one nine Bushwick No, but I don't do coke no, it's it well. Yeah, that's it. It's all coke Academy definitely should do coke in your bus with you I would never do coke in the city cut. There's everyone in Bushwick does coke. I would never do coke in this city It's the worst city to do drugs. Well, I hate I would not like doing fucking coke and long on anywhere in New York I get flashbacks in shit. Oh, yeah, I mean if I'm out of town. It's just like a you know a random occasion It's like I I know I don't know anybody here because if I'm in Long Island, I'm hitting people on Facebook. Yeah, you're my maves
Yo, that's the worst we have a girl you talk to once Your coke down you just want to fucking you're like remember that time we sneezed together And I say complex Your asshole Yeah, I just try my dump don't each other. I didn't have sex. Oh your mario kids, huh? Okay Well, your husband home. Remember that beard shot. I bought you. Yeah, it's time to pay up That's a cocaine like you hit up every girl you ever talk to ever what's the most girls you have in one night seven in an hour in an hour and you do it again They won't respond back and then you got three responding in the morning. Yeah I don't want to talk to you ever I need you between the hours of the worst you go through Instagram stories like rap Like bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum who's up? Oh, remember her some of them knew that I got used coke that last night Even did Mary because you never watched her stories at seven at one night you watch every single one and went back and reshared it and then doomed about it Oh, she looked like she was partying in the now Up three minutes ago hell yes, where you at where you at? It's seven in the morning on a Wednesday
well, no, because I didn't have like Instagram back then like there was no social media how'd you look up girls the fuck in a mill night? Just texting on the phone just texting on a phone book Let's see Martha Please please Sir give me a second he wrote his bike to her house after mom The last one come outside The last three I had to do collect One of them one of them I was just saying the message where you say the name. I'm like are you still up right out? You had a beeper What they ever would have a beeper just laying around my house. Yeah, they ever respond. Yeah, that's the best beeper You had to put them on for three. What's that like I love you? They were they responded that yeah And beeper is great because he there's in a phase this was number. I'm gonna start testing. Go down That's crazy. They try to bring back beepers in two ways. I'm like. Yeah, that's that's some massage What was so cool about you
There wasn't smart phone Yeah, first of its kind, but you had to call someone after you hit the beep, right? Yeah, so you go to pay phone or you go to house phone and then you just Imagine that two-part process. You were a medical to a pay for to see a bitch. You don't know what you look like Is that what I was usually you give a girl your page number? Okay. I got it for weeks That was something we'd at the time. Okay, and I didn't have a cell phone. I couldn't like I was like 14 So you couldn't get cell phones back then. Okay, and then um When I got the beeper you call me and then I go to pay phone with my if one of my friends had a cell phone Or I go to store son of the barber shop like you let me use your phone. I call them back and I'm like yeah, I'm over here Oh, that to sell some week In the iPhone dude Text like hey, I'm here. Just get an angel. There was no iPhones in 2000. They should have made one. Yeah They did but it took what fucking ten years after that or seven when iPhones dropped it Change the drug dealing business forever. Yeah, no drug. They stay to wait for that shit really We still stay on burners. We do not trust that shit. Oh, cuz they can track you
think People doing so much should iPhone on now. Yeah, you talking about like the most like like the worst I could like get myself in trouble is like they hear where I'm meeting them at But they'll never catch me on the phone being like I never be like yo, what you got I just like go where you are. I meet you there. I usually have enough on me Only a cup her that she bloud you have the marijuana on sale I came some some people would say that and I'm like bro you shouldn't do drugs and hang up the phone on them. That's hilarious Call pee pee pee pee pee pee pee. Hi, sorry about that No, I mean my cell phones came around Wait, what's the fuck? I'm gonna burn it for that. But bro, bad of back in the day, right? You can go to spring and for $200 You just give him $200 and they put your your serial number as With social security number as zero zero as it like it's just all zero And then your your credit line is just that $200 So you just give him a fucking name some random name and it's like oh, it's my burn if I'm
Had a shit for like a year or a couple months if you feel like she's weird get rid of that. I remember when star 69 came out I see with the bed star 69 star 67 you know star 67 fucking freak That's the hooker number I think one of them star seven blocks star 69 is to call back Yeah, yeah, that is some freaky shit You put fucking on it with cops actually looking for you on the burn of home I don't know if it's just never like I felt like we know like wasn't no no no bad in I was selling crack and coke Yeah, we're weed I was I was doing that makes sense we're gonna be bruh eventually. I upgraded to the Yeah, you're the pigeon for selling crack what's the what's the craziest crack selling experience you got crack Except so many bro. Tell me what one the oldest one. I don't know if I told this story, but there was one I don't think I told to you guys, but there was this one girl that we used to call her name is Jackie She was like a crack smoke jacket the cracky now we used to call her jack me oh
And shoot yo she was thick thick white girl, but you could tell the bitch was retarded nice, but she was down She was down to fuck anybody and every Crack smoking the other stripper No, I know some smart crack cast bro. Yeah, especially from jail. That's when they get smart. What's this? I've smoked crack this nigga this I know some smart. I heard you say satin Island is broken. So just the fuck up. No, no No, don't let that slide go ahead finish your Starbucks. Shack it a cracky hole. Oh my My the meter I'm break up right now She sucking dick to the floor That was the theme song. Yeah, Jackie's cracking or just like a dick to the floor to ask well bump And always one more Jackie the cracky or I was Jackie the seller hole. Yeah, wow you killer at the end of the episode Now you can't kill you need to come back. Yeah, he's a recurring character, but she was a rocker She was like she was like 21 at the time or like 2021. I always a crack. She's 21 She's 2000 years old
I don't know how that was without a crack years or she a vampire. No, cuz she's just like a she was like a new crack head Like we was just like oh my cracker. Yeah, yeah, she was still green. She got put a 70. I was in yeah, so she was trying to do what? So she was just like a girl like if the coke ran out she started smoking crack. Oh wow. That's gonna be you in five years Upgrade no I'm gonna upgrade me down grease smoking. I'll snort it, but not smoking going down That's when you poke him on the ball into a crack head. Yeah, that's crazy man I've seen it so many times miles. Listen the pure to you say go from co-cooking to crack. Yeah, cuz eventually you know You know you can hear it anymore and then eventually you just like yo you're with a bitch and she's like me just smoked this shit And then they say what kind of bitch you think I hang out with? I have no daughters. That's not above you and I would never fucking hear yellow submarine playing. Yeah, I would never I dare that's what never what that too much for you. Yeah, I've said that before Yeah, I've heard so welcome to your life. I wasn't the first I wasn't the third for the hundredth person. I said that shit. I was so many. I'm not smoking crack
It sounds like I'm fucking wasted Say it to the camera. I will never smoke crack. I'm like a nose. Why did you be a crack? I'm a three I go two days I look at I can see people He's gonna be a street smoking crack and two days once. I can see people back this video I've been around this so long that I can see people right that been doing coke and no that like They can't talk to crack you think I would be a cracker. They call me no Stradamus My little bit cracky for the video get posted. I'm gonna be a crack You smoke crack on the bonus episode. Oh, or you put this in black and white I'll never smoke You try to convince yourself won't smoke crack that's what Jackie used to say Jackie Meeho if you used to say that shit, but you're right So she used to she was a rider, bro. She was like she'll do it anytime. What's she suck and swallow everybody? Yeah, just everybody takes turns for free crack or something I hear about my Never smoke crack
Yo, yo, and post the grant of auto wasted Crackers and came miles thank you Cook is dope crack is what oh, but also I'm gonna I'm gonna lock in no longer doing drugs now call for them Usually crack is a lot of prison. I'm gonna third. They're just tired from Salem By this weekend you're gonna be taking shots You still feel like shit when your body recovers in a couple days you're gonna be right back at He tried to convince himself. I'm not gonna be this weekend. You gonna be fucking in a bathroom I'm gonna take a shit right after I know him. He does isn't there will calls It's this will call Will willing been a call I'm gonna actually try to solve another 30 days Film got to me you couldn't even see it right that got to me bro. It was too much drinking man It was a lot of drinking if I got I took pictures of girls feats if I had
Can't put up there. I showed you posted it on the group now save for the bonus episode. I post on his story No, yeah, don't do not post it on the brand girls feed boom and then made her cry Different girl who hey mate this is please That's three girls you made cry last time was only two I'm surprised Wasn't me that was him a man. Why do I wait? Me who made who made cry? Remember the crazy bitch who left the husband. Oh, I don't make a crime Her beg for mercy. No, I made the one girl cry because he said she's eight grass. No, she was a ready crying Okay, so we can tell a story craft for it. Please do we can tell a story I'll save the job so we got to cuz that was different. We'll get back to the Jackie me well Early early this one this one's this story is better look so we were in sailing matches Just doing shows shot the family Franco. We're all having a grand time and I was there looking for a Goth baddie And I was looking there because there's got chicks right and there's white chick pulls up and she's running like the whole goth Outfit she got like the fucking black dress looks like a fucking vampire and we started talking and she comes to the party
At the party also she did the open mic so she's Attempting to do and she was talking. I don't know. She's a comedian, but she's attempting to do comedy and You decided by the way more hey her whole set was Hard being it's hard being a female in men's like they all are horrible. She said about eight times It's so hard being a female comedy and then as she miles does all this well We were all caught at the end we all jumped in because she just got unbearable like don't cry in front of her I think as a psychopath. I think she said Men comic sucks and my head on my make you cry the night. Oh really? There's a thing to like cuz once people start saying funny shit. I can't help but laugh I don't have a good enough conscience to wear I could control that yeah, and then once she hears everybody laughing at her on top of that It makes it work also it wasn't me to meet her cry and also my Yes, it was how's it me to cry you was you were you attacked it for I didn't attack her I did no I didn't we were in the kitchen you started going me and you went down the smoke I did not attack
Before we before let me tell you okay, we had to smoke again look so look the girls upstairs talking to me and she has a Stake no, it's very like vaudeville like how sang by the start today. Wow. Oh my god. Look at that boy She's off there to she wrote like five books as we said this is she told me and then I saw the books fucking horrible Yeah, it's all like why like crying a little bit. I Don't know what we were talking about I think that's like a pilot series. I don't know what we were talking about We're in the kitchen and she starts talking about trauma mistake number I asked her why she told about how men suck or she said why I bent through a lot of shit She says in 2008 was he opened up to you? Why even want to entertain that conversation? Could usually add my dick suck. He likes this. I like trauma makes you happy the worst thing to do is talk about political shit with a bitch Or I don't know his get off. Yeah, yeah, I just see him randomly in the street just arguing about Israel Palestine We're like a Jewish comic. I'm like go miles take a fucking break. He likes He wants to argue with the yeah because they shouldn't learn the truth about their bullshit No, but you get drunk and don't know how to control yourself. What are you talking about?
Everyone know now you get a little wild. I get wild you do but we all how do I get what Larry? It'd be sober doesn't know how to control yeah I start so When I'm alcohol when I'm drunk I'm goofy. Yeah, I start a What did I do that I can't control it so? You start calling I'm gonna live you know this is telling they should hold on It's a whole video that wasn't my fault This one I didn't make that girl cry You made this girl cry don't put it on me. I think I think you have video evidence pull the video I'm the only one sitting there covering her we gotta give you that covering her. Yes Ben was pulling evidence up The other girl sail it man sail you have the video and sail them. I don't have a video and sail them. Yeah, I have the video and We gotta we gotta come up with a nickname now because because how was there a video of me company girl? Who's filming it's him not me? I'm not filming. Yes, he's laughing. Yes No, I'm the one saying something to it and make it cry the second time who's angles this if that's me who's angles filming?
That ain't me. That's me. Oh, that's you. That's it. So that's number one That's her feet though That was her well the whole story well, okay, that's how the hang be gone That's what this is when he took the pictures. Yeah, she was still in a good mood See first of all she kept coming back so she wasn't really hurt And at that point she was at that point. Oh, no, let's not talk over each other at that point She was still acting like a flirty whore I mean, she was and then he starts taking pictures of her then more people show up Well, tell me story miles shut the fuck up. Let me tell my story you tell you Tell the far where you put your in the face. Oh that why you got to ruin the end bro I fucking took picture of me did nothing you were there too listen, sorry You took the pictures for no fucking reasons besides you wanted to be a fucking creep weirdo. Yeah, but again It is a funny picture. It just looks to you want to picture him. No, no, you put it in a group chat and I didn't even say that It's not bad at bitch of a girl. I fucking blocked you and deleted it Yes, you can't go ahead anyway, so we get we were hanging out at the kitchen and then miles like
This is where you guys got this. Yeah, we got that man He you know he starts fishing for shit That's not true and then she starts like she starts venting about her past life And instead of like trying to change the subject. I let her know we don't want to hit that shit Miles is just like oh boo who bitch. That's not true at all. It's not I was like Oh, you had a rough life who cares? That's very not true at all. I know we on troll shit But Miles he is and then she said I ate crab crab cabbage and then he goes like you a grass bitch It's a whole cut up of what happens Powerful order order in the court Miles they were singing the couch of me you and Chris because you guys weren't there and we were talking We were just talking to her and I remember I thought you were gonna fuck her honestly because you three were let's call Chris I thought so too and the chick and then I Was just in her talking like whatever just ignore her whatever she starts going to her thing and I She talks about she's like every guy been with
Why you leave him around he flinched and she like she didn't flinch at all all right all right Jackson can we get that's tricking from the right? I got in trouble so many times women that I know every single detail I remember everything so I'm like I'm not getting trouble I know I do right so then you guys came back also pro wait I'll tell you that's after that moment but like While she's doing that I just take a picture of me Oh, good guy back up With the flash on twice When did it with part did I get in there so then then we were in the kitchen talking to her right? We were chatting then Ben came over yeah She just kept trying to push that her life's soft
Yeah, everybody's like yo everything's not that bad And their mom's just like yeah, we get a U8 grass. No, I can't say exactly what she said she said in 2008 She lost everything her dad lost everything her mom like overdose whatever the bitch talking about the real estate crash I think about the big short the movie. I was like I'm a became president It's like the dark night came in The movie 2008 she like talks and then she pauses dramatically I remember the pause we both with each other come like I knew something about to come She said we were so poor that we We have to my dad taught me every vegetable in the grab in the garden to eat Yeah, they said well the cucumbers She goes no, no we ate the crab grass in the back. No, she said the crab cabbage which is like the shit that comes up Like that's what that is. Weed right look at crab crab cabbage crab I thought it was a type of cabbage. I thought was a weed if it is grass then I am wrong It's definitely the wild weed that grows North Carolina because you know, self. Yeah, look at that
Look at that. I heard it say cabbage. I just kept it was like grass cat For the funny part she ate grass. No, she said crab cabbage. Okay, and then I just took that so you eat grass And then everyone heard that part So her love and heart is crying. She's crying. She leaves. Yeah, Abby goes and gets as she comes back Yeah, and then as I come on. Let's go feed my rabbit Oh, yeah, the part with this poor that don't mess up the punchline. Yeah, cuz there's other parts before that What happened before that she comes back and then she cuz Kayla talks towards you comes back She says I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to fucking get all wild shit Like you're in the background. Why don't care about this bitch eat grass And then that's how it started. Yeah, cuz I'm finally popped up because I was outside And you was going up before all that was yeah That's right here. You pop. Oh Oh He started from across the room At some point I heard yeah, I was like trying to Commer down. Yeah, we tried to solar. I didn't hear all the actors say before that. I'm like, why are you out being nice?
No Larry let's Larry decided to jump in when he saw a cry I know real tears. I thought she's like no dude. We're heavy tears falling to the top. Oh, I saw with her racist getting like redder Who before all that I was like joking around. I was like why you always look like you about to cry? Yeah I was like oh, she really and then at some point I just get here to him like why y'all care about this bitch is bitch east grad There and then someone says something about a rabbit. No alley grabs. Is that come with me? Let's go feed my rabbit. I'm like they got the same diet So crab grass is not edible for humans clearly and crab cabbage does not exist She made it up she made it up she's gross. No her father made up Yeah Eat this shit bitch. What is grass cabbage is that a thing he said that only exists that don't exist no I had crab cabbage how about grass cabbage what cabbage in the backyard? Whatever G.A. Grass can we fucking get her Instagram and FaceTime or whatever? Is a maniac. She's a model to though a model for what for grassy model
For crab grass don't say you model if you ain't been the pro Now what the best part is we were like I was like she's really crying. He's saying like fuck this bitch I was like this is the one time we said the m word. It's okay. Yeah, I was thinking too. I Really got jealous. She's like wait, why can't I see? And then I don't say that about alley and then Ben said it 39 times after that. Yeah, right. Keep saying miggers Fucking sailing man. See I was a whale playing, dude. It is I threw up the second night. All right ready to have we did It says a cabbage can grow naturally in the backyard That's it. That's what you don't tell me. Yeah, that was it. I don't know like maybe she didn't eat grass But it's like how you you were saying like how can you be that poor and eat grass? He will eat it Well, how can you be that poor and be that fucking mentally unstable? Who's dead with the point? The poorest people the most like I've never seen poor people cry What you get to say that You're walked down fucking Broadway. Yeah, you ever seen a sad bitch. Yeah, it's crying. Oh, you tell him out of rich bitch
That's trying to follow her dream. This woman crying. There's four people crying. She builds are not being paid in town. That's a crying No, that's her fault. Hey, whose father would tell me this though. That's her. Yeah She unfollowed me immediately Is he put a leak? No, she's not put her when she's in PR. Oh, she's one of the white people. Yeah, she's one of the white with a fuck's bio She know she's she fucks only black and fashionable obviously, which is kind of makes you know Sometimes you realize when a woman is built a certain way they have to she's not a fucking way, dude Yeah, they don't want her she cries too much. That's like Ben was entire white dude's on like ass, bro Yeah, it was here there. Send it. I didn't know she was like that I would have been nicer. Oh, that grass. Oh, that grass roots a little bit nicer. Oh, this bitch is grass fed You like it bitches grass fed Sin that's in that to Or gay. You see easy I don't even know if she followed me. All right, no dead air come on. Let's keep going. She doesn't follow any of us
Clearly after that she unfollowed me mid-party. I would too What is this gonna happen? We're gonna fuck That didn't fall to no He sent it. I don't think we got to the point where it got to whatever Would you follow someone that just took pictures of you? It went from it went from Oh, I went from oh, I might fuck this bitch to oh never mind I might fuck this bitch to Fuckin' my story I wish you guys a serious story cuz you're like send it One of those people look at thousand stories. I've only seen black chicks and poor people can girls do this No, just all mentally unstable. It's like look at it's like one. Yeah They won't shoot it and they think people are stopping Look who's the one doing it crazy Yeah, he thinks he thinks if he writes on a story time she might respond and that's his chance back in I really wish you could invoice you over adding stress to your love. He's gonna read her stories You caught some three days of nervous system regulation. That'd be three thousand dollars. Great. Yeah, so I figure
Well, let's get plugs out the way and what end on this crazy story got some good news for miles What happened my non-trupping tomorrow? No, you're not yep. Well, you there's a loophole for you not to get in trouble So let him know post part of the pressure follow me Instagram everything tick tock YouTube once Reese Miles tonn Instagram while STOE we got shows out the yeah, Wazoo come to Wednesday Kevin here. Yeah, if you mean what time 9 p.m Follow both of these guys very funny and don't forget to subscribe to the podcast on YouTube Subscribe to OTG now more than ever This is any time you're gonna subscribe It's fucking now the fire sale Catches asking everything must go everything must go Including my co-host wow Catches that's not out the Derek and Ali. They'll be back on next week But yeah, man, follow me geoprise 86 and don't forget to check out the exclusive So a federal court this how we go in is a federal court
Appeals court judge ruled a federal appeals court judge ruled that the first amendment protects An individual's right to privately possess images or videos of child sexual abuse Created using AI. I'm gonna fucking that help me if the material does not depict the real person and remains in the home So you can get rid of your real And just watch uh child like the AI you think I like AI's slap. I'm an artist keep it real kids only I'm just trying to keep you out of jail my wow. I'm gonna join you as I can do a podcast y'all and it's crazy I'm pretty sure if you fucking go through the podcast you will catch me saying this exact thing where I'm like Yo when we like the a. I stuff started. I'm like wise to start making And be like oh no, this is okay. Well now because now the Epstein people can just say oh, it's just AI But somebody said that too. It's like that they release all these videos at a time where people is like Oh, it's AI because that's what they were saying with the mom dummy things like all those AI pictures
They've been trying for years to have a good reason for people there Yeah, they're trying to make pedophilia a reasonable thing. Yeah, that's another thing There, but he said he's no, he's a fucking problem. I mean in Greece that's it's considered a mental illness not a crime And I'm like you look at all the people that got like Citizenship out there like Tom Hanks who was tied to all that shit because the Greeks were the ones who started Hey, it started starting there with the kid. They never stopped Because you have AI pictures. You ever going to a diner? Wait, so you got AI pictures of kids. Yes, so you could chat you can't be your kids No, that's a good question. Jorge. What do you know about this? Let's say it's Jorge what you know about this. Hey while Ralph standing behind you open up chat gbt and ask Ask is shop porn legal if I had on AI. So is shop porn legal? It has to be a fictional person say say what if I lose it legal for me to So if I make a combination of geo and large the child
That's crazy I'm gonna have Jorge admit that he watches child porn. Oh, man But in theory, yeah, you can combine two pictures of somebody and make a new person. I'm making you person If I combine you and him as a child and after going to it. Yeah, it's okay It's as long as you don't put it on your phone. So what I put it on your like laptop or something like it's this All in the cloud. It's all in the cloud. You gotta stay in my house. Yeah, how am I gonna show my friends? When they come Top of table pieces All right, some party And this when did he comes out with you and watch that party he didn't fuck with kids are really no Maybe Justin Bieber. Yeah, but that was just a That was nothing that was business. That's nothing like that was nothing like sexual Well, I don't think did he was the type of guy in a party that he did the day party. He saw someone's child like no, we gotta stop No, he put hey, yeah, blood grab that oil over there. Yeah, oh my ass. Oh, hey, man Oh, that's just before 11 30 man kids gotta go. Yeah, that's true. Yeah
That's crazy. That's crazy man. It should be legal. Fuck them But then the man like like if they let initiate slide with the AI was next dog the art Let me know how to slow next it maybe everything also. How do you know that you know what they'll do? They'll be like if a video comes out of them fucking the kid. They're like oh, no, that was just a That's what you said and first day the first day is complete They got the world thinking everything's fake and everything misinformation Yeah, and now they gonna fuck everything else up and now they can be like this is AI I snap but so then the guys when Trump leaves office, right? They could start when they do release the files. Yeah, they'll be like that was AI that was AI That was AI that was Lawrence that was AI When you fit when you hit that was definitely me when you hit a Epstein was like tied to like the massage Yeah, well not just a massage, but he was like tied to the early stages of AI like he was working close with these guys No, no family was doing a lot of these guys that are the top AI guys or have ties to Epstein and in that other guy Peter T Who you know the chat to be tears based on the time mode? The reasoning and logic behind it Hey, listen man, we're not gonna talk bad about those people
No, no, but you said Jeffrey Epstein was closely tied to AI the AI models are based upon the Jewish Bible Well everything Bitcoin the logic of reasoning behind it. Yeah I mean the bush families fucking pay it up every the bush families You get thumbs up look at all right Well, I shit pisses me off you know playing football bitch right? That's the shit they wear under the helmet as a scully that's what you wear when you just have you know what that Modern scully X files. This is scully. You can't do that's why you know that's what you hate it I look like a fucking asshole. Yeah, you like a fucking asshole. Yeah Why'd you laugh at that I don't want to have a truth Full room guys Tell them I'll tell them I was saying that listen Not crazy. Yes, you are The key you posted on YouTube like if I said is I
Because this 49 minutes in it's usually like the bot sweep like the first ten minutes right or Don't like that chat chat chat to be tease reasoning model is based upon the time mood as in the life the way they're Reasoning logic as they say the things that you want to hear and give you loopholes around it Oh, yeah, that's why Epstein was really involved in the AI modeling because he's a really is a rabbetic person He knows all about the time. Oh, and so you used it that basically look on your Judge I mean you can't talk shit about Israel at all. No, that is a fact. I've tried Bro, there's that influencer who um, he was coming back from he was like flying back into the country and he got stopped Like as soon as they took his passport he got flag And no, no, and he's like he's one of these guys that do like the new stuff. Yeah about Israel He's like have you on that and then they stop them and it was like Um, have you ever made any posts that were critical about Israel? And then he was like Really, he's like have you ever doxed anybody like the politician? And they just start interrogating this chat you be teach how do you feel about Jews? I don't have person to film the buds. I'm telling you
It's a loophole. It's a loophole. But then do the same thing about Chinese people like Things on things on walk number They eat dogs and cats. Yeah, you mean those dirty eye Go ahead but even the guy the guy who um, what like the whole flock camera shit, right? That's not pounded it's something else Like warship same answer. I mean It's they don't let it be racist to racist unless it's that that little character museum because mine's racist Well, you pay money for my just unknown It says Chinese people are enormous diverse group of more than the billion individuals They smell like wontons soup. They don't pay tip well What well put put well? How do you feel about the American? I ran conflict And see what it says and then put how do you feel about the Israel Palestine conflict and see what it tells you Elise, I asked you how you feel about back who say well, we're talking different now Well, nigga, please. It's not talking to the blacks
Hey, you tell Chad GBT like y'all can you switch can you cold switch and and talk to me in black sense? This is all about Iran and America wow and I see what when you put Israel it's still going Is that the Israel's past that was by ran You know what this bitch you know what it was. This is real palestines. What up? It says it says you could close with it What situation you want of cold switching Tell him to explain the Israel past that conflict with a black scent I don't think what sardino is the most useful moral question that's such a fucking Talmudic response They love their twist morality. Yeah, whatever. Do I mean that but the guy who's the head of the nature's though There's a guy. Yeah, I don't I got nothing. I got a lot of friends. Yeah, a lot of friends are Jewish. I've been to a Joe show I think I Miss Joe the infamous Joe, but there's the guy that owns the the CEO of flat cameras
um Like if you try to search his address on on like Google earth or whatever it's blocked off like you can't see the shit Hey, I want you one of the research either Yeah, but this is a guy who's searching everybody. Oh, okay. You get what I'm saying. Yeah, he's like he's he's talking that shit where he's just like yo um Yes, you know, you're giving up some privacy, but safety is more important. This is about safety It's like safety for us. I say safety for you dog. It's new world order. It's they can literally track you I do what I want Hey, everyone else has to deal with the flock cameras. You have your biometric scanning or on your phone Retinal scanners when the fucking mark of the beast comes out six six six and they take all your shit away All right, we're not gonna jump too far ahead Yeah, but even some pages they get that's giving pages. They already got us very catch up But my daughter she um She just started high school and she told me that you know how you had like a school ID Yeah, so now they're gonna be scannable and you have to check in before like whenever you go in the class and leave
When you go to the bathroom you scan in when you go and when you leave and the same shit with cafeteria and everything So it tracks where you are at all time getting me more ready for the rest of your access and certain things Yeah, if you go our area we broke all the rules. They try to give us yeah, no phones broke that they're going to Don't eat in class broke with this trick with the no phone shit in school. I bet now Maybe even that well good schools are like my daughter schools real strict with that shit I mean, I can you imagine being a kid trying to do homework and all the answer in your phone for real now Well, I when I was in uh, I was going to community college. I had one of those first smartphones Yeah, dude, I got my age back certification But never use it because I was too I got a I got electrocuted twice. I'm like not a shitting for me. Oh good. What can we call you want to? Suffolk. Oh, yeah, do I got a associate's degree? Okay, come on, bro Just cuz I got my gd in general. I mean, I'm fucking stupid No one said that I get literally that's what man Technically gd is the smarter way to do it's all the same shit. Yeah, you don't remember anything from high school
Yeah, I do but that one guy I don't love my school. I remember the books you remember Casper. I've ever been fucking the stranger a x plus b. Y equals what It's uh, it's a x plus b. Y. It's not x x. It's x y plus you take out the x and do it to both sides Yeah, I know it is both saying you're saying the equation wrong. That's the same equation. It's x y plus This is the dumbest fucking argument ever brought on. It's not the fucking a is a x plus b. Y. It's not b. Y Boy, do you know what the fuck they're talking about? It's algebra. It's the fucking equation, but it's x y I don't give a fuck about why it goes that makes us beat up. No, that's a x plus b. Y go see That's how you talk. Let's fucking linear equation I got my What do you know about it? What subject is it algebra? Okay, whatever you do the one second. I do it the other Yeah, I think there is no I think this podcast needs to die. I think that's the right horror And we ended on algebra you don't know Pem does niggas. I don't want to know
So you give us a cool Pem does niggas. I was telling you motherfuckers, and then you just start talking about algebra. Well, Lee I want to talk about something. I'm telling you how to shut the fuck up about algebra and you keep arguing about algebra You stupid motherfucker. There's the clip. There's the clip. Algebra is important to me You know algebra you know what H back I'm talking about we know what citizens niggas talking over each other you dick had you can't make clips when there's three people talking at the same fucking time How long do I mean to how many times I've been on this fucking podcast and you know shut the fuck up Yada words people to be around y'all funny But nobody can hear y'all cuz they're talking at the same fucking time stupid motherfuckers Jesus Christ Turn that fucking light off Jorge I'm not Terry. I just had to get these guys. So anyways back to my daughter That wasn't the equation That wasn't Pem does Porn retis he's first niggas all right You're saying sorry no we're there we're ready. We're in the matrix man. We're there
You don't have no other topic they got the kids they got the kids. I'm telling you about the fucking having how you can't move We need more time they're gonna try they're gonna track you I got mad shit that I got saved for the bonus because some of it's dark. Okay. You got some dark shit that I got saved I want to talk about algebra. I got I got yeah, I swear to god. Yeah, bring up algebra I don't know why it makes place we will not have a fucking bonus episode if you start talking about fucking math on this podcast God damn it that reminds me when fucking The arrow and Derek talked about his breakup for fucking seven months Yeah, I said it months Like a good year He hasn't been the same since he has nothing to talk All right guys that's been podcast. She a teacher make sure you check out the bonus episode We will not fucking talk about algebra that's been sharping by a piece Oh do your homework Pim does nigga Forget about pim does what is it simple? parentheses
equation maf I think It's not a question man equation it's like parentheses Equals man man multiplication division division It was not exponents exponents It's not bad addiction is attraction I say a Diction oh my man addiction We were getting there we got you We got your moment that was the moment Let me say that sound just text me you say you loved it. No, he didn't You
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