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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, boys! I used to walk around looking like a complete jump for a very long time. So I don't want you guys doing the same. I've put together a looks-maxing guide that's getting the headphones out, that's focused now. Well, pumped up, I have to get in the game for you, boys. I know you want- You want the gorilla energy, so I'm bringing it. I've put together a guide of some things you can do in a short term, and some things you need to build a routine around, and things you need to do in the long term, to make the most of your looks. I'm a strong believer that any guide, no matter whether you're born with a genetic advantage, a genetic disadvantage. If you're a 3 out of 10, you can go to an 8 out of 10 as a guide. This like really nice position as men has been able to change a lot of how we're perceived, and that can be like as simple as if you're rocking like a dodgy haircut or you're not shaving, getting in shape, buying some new clothes, like it's pretty easy. For a guy, you can go from a 3 out of 10 to an 8 out of 10.

There's not really any excuse, and I've put together now a guide for you to do this, so let's get into it. So first impressions, whether you like it or not, they count. And as guys who don't complain, we must accept this. So when people meet you for the first time, before you've sort of done anything, or you're not like, you've not really done anything in your life, you don't have a lot of money. First impressions count. If you see someone, they smell really bad, they got shit in their teeth, they just look worn out, tired, they're not wearing great clothes, they're a bit dirty. It's like, you know instantly where you rank them. We like to say that we're not judgmental creatures. We're all very judgmental creatures. So we have to realize that as men, it's part of the game. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Just fucking, sort it out in your head. We need to play the game right. So that's why we need to make sure we've got a best foot forward every day. The look affects the way that you feel. The way that you feel affects the way that you act. And the way that you act determines what your life ends up being like. So if you're feeling confident, you act confident, you go and talk to the girl you always wanted to talk to.

Maybe that changes the course of your life forever. You see a guy that you want to go and ask him a question about how he got the Lamborghini, how he got the Ferrari. You're looking good that day, you're wearing a new watch, you've got a new haircut. So you go and ask him and he ends up hiring you. Like the way that you feel about yourself affects the way you act and that in turn determines the outcome of your life. Although these look-maxing guides are like a bit trivial. This is actually important stuff. It's literally important stuff for guys like at the start. Once you've made it, it doesn't matter. You can walk around the underwear. But most of the time I like to just walk around no shirt on that sheet. That's going on. That's gone. That's gone now. Things you can do right now. These are your short term tips for your looks-maxing. So first things first, book a haircut. I'm about to go and get a haircut. This is about as grown out as I let mine get. I would say two weeks absolute maximum for getting haircuts. Once it gets past like a certain length, it just starts to look messy boys.

And I know a lot of you will be like, because in the UK I do know that haircuts are fairly expensive. Like they're about 20 bucks, 25 bucks in US money, about 15 to 20 pounds of haircut. Just make the sacrifice boys. Don't buy a video game. Don't buy a takeaway. Get the hair cut done every two weeks. In Thailand it's like so cheap. It's like a five or a half for a good haircut. So we can go pretty much whenever we want that boys. It's one of those things that's worth investing in. Like let it push you towards making more money. Let it push you towards working harder. Stay well groomed. Like every time I go in there once every two weeks and get that haircut, you just feel better for like at least five days after you're still reaping the rewards. I'm not actually sure even matters what haircut you get. Like don't be rocking anything totally black. Just have a look at like your head shape, have a look online some guides for like what haircut should I get? Depending on your face shape, your head shape. I like this look. I'm a big fan of this haircut. A lot of people rock this haircut. It is just like a skin fade, a low skin fade tapered at the back and just a little bit off the top

and then I sort of wear it over wear it messy or where it sort of groomed back like that. And that is the style that I decide to go with. I keep it maintained. If you've got a beard like keep that trimmed because it can be such an asset for making your face look more masculine, making your jaw look better. If you have an untrained and untrained beard like all this hair and shit going everywhere, it's not going to look great. Some guys can rock the mustache. I'm probably not one of them. This needs to probably get shaved but I don't grow much facial hair. So I shave maybe once every three or four days. If you're getting like little p-dome mustache is like mine. Maybe I'll think about shaving them. Like I don't think they're doing you any favours until they come through strong but feel free to say in the comments if you think differently about that. Next thing, buy a male grooming set and set the calendar in your phone to tell you when to use this stuff. Like as a guy you just get busy and you forget this isn't stuff we spend our time on. So you just got to buy one of the nail clippers set on Amazon or from a local shop.

Buy a nose trim or buy a razor and just have it go off every five days. Look at your nails, trim them, get any dirt out of them, trim your toenails, trim your nose hair, look your eyebrows. Make sure everything looks nice. You don't want everyone looking at you. Loads of nose hairs coming out. Long nails with dirt underneath. I mean it's just a massive turn off for pretty much everyone. It's just like it really is being a boy if you're not taking care of that shit. So get that stuff sorted. The other one is like we've worked from home culture. I think people have forgotten to take showers. They've just like got out of the routine of taking showers. And I know this personally because I've done it and when I've just started not sharing but I strongly believe you should get up in the morning and have a routine of like shower, shave, do your hair, floss brush your teeth. Put your clothes on for the day and then get to it. Like don't just get out of bed and not shower, not get ready. Just get yourself present of all. Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu is now streaming on Disney Plus. What are you waiting for? Hop on. The Must See Galactic Adventure comes home on Disney Plus.

This is the way. Our only chance is to work together. I'm the life this game. Always where you're seatbelt. Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu now streaming on Disney Plus. Rade PG 13. Low energy, unfocused, foggy, you might be dehydrated. Gatorade Zero powders have been scientifically designed to help improve hydration balance in the body. With a clinically proven electrolyte blend and no artificial colors or flavors, great tasting hydration, no matter where you're going. Shop now online or at retailers nationwide. Gatorade hydrates better than water. Is it in you? Symptoms noted are signs of mild to moderate dehydration. Consult to healthcare professional if symptoms persist. Chronic migraine, 15 or more headache days a month, each lasting four hours or more, can make me feel like a spectator in my own life. Botox, on a botchalineum toxin A prevents headaches and adults with chronic migraine.

It's not for those with 14 or fewer headache days a month. It's the number one prescribed branded chronic migraine preventive treatment. Prescription Botox is injected by your doctor. Effects of Botox may spread hours to weeks after injection causing serious symptoms. Alerture doctor right away is difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems or muscle weakness can be signs of a life threatening condition. Patients with these conditions before injection are at highest risk. Side effects may include allergic reactions, neck and injection site pain, fatigue and headache. Allergic reactions can include rash, welts, asthma symptoms and dizziness. Don't receive Botox if there's a skin infection. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions including ALS Lou Gehrig's disease, myasthenia Gravis or Lambert Eaton Syndrome, and medications, including botchalineum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects. Why wait? Ask your doctor, visit Botox Chronic Migraine.com or call 1-800-44 Botox to learn more. Look together every day because you've done it, who you're going to run into. A huge part of looking good is your body language and your eye contact. If you're always looking down, like looking like this, if you're on your own nervous, you're not going to look great when you walk into somewhere.

So a good part of lip maxing is just bring those shoulders back. Don't be all hunched over. Bring them shoulders back. Open up the big wide plate on the chest. If you've been training, this will start to look very good. And you get these big broad shoulders. You open up that chest. You keep that chin up because that gives you that jaw there. If you're like that, you're getting that double chin. You bring that forwards. You've got that nice defined look on the jaw. So you bring that forwards. Shoulders back, head up and just look at people. Looking the eyes, few seconds eye contact. Wait for them to break. Two, few seconds eye contact. Wait for them to break. It's just a great way of showing dominance, showing confidence. And for God looks at you and says, what are you looking at? Just say, oh, sorry, I thought you were a friend of mine. What I love to do is look at someone crack a big, crack a big cheesy grin. There's nothing more friendly. Like look at them for a second, take in their face and then give them a smile. This works very well on women, works well on men. It will make you perceived as a nice person to be around. So as you start to get bigger, you start to look better, you start to become successful.

We all know people like to get jealous. So when you walk in the gym, if you're walking in stern, headphones on, looking down or looking up at everyone, people are going to automatically think you're not a nice guy. And that's not good for your life and your reputation. So what you need to do is make sure when you are that guy, you have that confidence, that aura of just being friendly and smiling at people. A smile costs you nothing, but it can save you so much money in the future, like in people doing your favors and looking out for you. So be a friendly guy. It's one of the best things I ever did for myself was learn to smile when I enter new environment with new people, even when I'm nervous, even when I'm stressed. That will really help your life. And also the second thing is slow it down. When you walk into a room, just slow everything down. Don't worry, you won't be walking too slow. Normally when we get nervous, we have a habit of talking fast, doing things fast, fidgeting, keep the hands on the side, slow it down and spread out. Like when you're in places, feel free to just spread yourself out. Legs nice and wide and open. Just show that you're comfortable there, you own the place.

Don't be sitting all hunched up and nervous. Open up your body language. I think over the years you can really add to your look and your actual brand as a person by getting accessories. Now decide on gold or silver. For me, I find like silver works really nicely with just my hair, my skin. I'm not a very tangy guy. So silver has been the one I go for. If you're rocking a great tan, someone like Hamza for example, he looks a lot better with gold jewelry on, so decide what you want. Gold or silver, what looks best on you and stick to that. I wouldn't really mix and match it. I think you look good with one or the other. Think about a signet ring. These are like family crest rings. I think they look badass as fuck. They've just gone your little finger. It's got my Hopkins family crest on it and I just think they're cool. So save up for one of those. Get yourself silver jewelry. Don't get the stuff that's cheap. Just save up and get yourself decent jewelry. I've been wearing a lot of this stuff for years now. It's not going anywhere. It's all real silver. It didn't cost me a lot. All in all, like the whole, the whole get up.

My rings, the watch, the chain. It's probably like one and a half thousand. The majority of that's the watch. The watch was a grand on its own. And what I did with this is if you're a young guy in the UK, you can go into a watch shop like Goldsmiths, a jewelry and watch shop. And you can pay 0% finance for one of these on a monthly basis. So when I was younger, I really wanted a watch. I couldn't afford one. This one was a thousand, but you could split the payments over two years. So I'm not great at my aspect. The payments were like 30 quid a month. Let me just have a think about that. There were more than that. 40 quid a month, something like that for two years. For this watch. And I was like, oh, I couldn't afford 14 pounds a month. There's no interest on it. So it didn't cost me any more to pay for this watch. But I found it was a great way to get something worth some value on my wrist. And pay that off on time. I actually increased my credit score, which is very important. And then I've now got this. It's probably depreciated. If it's only a Gucci, it's a Gucci dive. But it still looks great. And I've got the watch for a long time. I could probably sell it for 500 quid if I wanted to.

I find if you're bad at holding onto money, if you're always wasting money, spending it on something like this, or even a nice watch monthly. It's not a bad way to go about it. Because you're then putting some value into something you could sell eventually, if you wanted to. And it looks good. I think every man should have a good watch on them. The Gucci dive, I thought it was cool. Another accessory. The Wallets. Don't be rocking the Velcro Wallet. Seriously. If you're rocking some old tattered Velcro Pokemon Wallet, or any Velcro Wallet for that, for that matter, for it in the bin, get a leather one that's cheap. Like £30, £40 gets you a decent leather wallet. You don't have to be going to buy an Aluvertime or some crazy brand leather wallet. It's like, it's to have your money in. It's not to spend all your money on. So £40, £50 quid. I remember I got a leather Ralph Lauren wallet, pure leather, £50 last in me for years. The one I'm rocking at the moment, and we just check where my wallet is. I'll just head. So the one I'm rocking at the moment, it's like just black leather with a little bit of silver on it.

This one's been my wallet for quite a few years now, maybe two or three years. So it's actually due an upgrade because you can see it's starting to get sort of tattered across the top. But that's the sort of thing I'm talking about. It's just smart. You can use the fancy card holders as well. Just make sure you're not rocking like those Velcro ones. I'm no fashion guru to be honest with you. Like, I've been not rocking great style for a long time. I just think that these are some absolute essentials, like some real basic stuff that you can get. It's not going to cost you a lot of money. It doesn't need to be branded. But at least it's going to make sure you're walking around in some decent clothes. Like this stuff's timeless. It's classic. It doesn't go out of the way. Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu is now streaming on Disney Plus. What are you waiting for? Hop on. The Must See Galactic Adventure comes home on Disney Plus. This is the way. Our only chance is to work together. On the Earth this game. Always wear your seatbelt.

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Alerture doctor right away is difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems or muscle weakness can be signs of a life threatening condition. Patients with these conditions before injection or at highest risk. Side effects may include allergic reactions, neck and injection site pain, fatigue and headache. Allergic reactions can include rash, welts, asthma symptoms and dizziness. Don't receive Botox if there's a skin infection. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions, including ALS Lugeric's disease, Myastthenia Gravis or Lambert Eaton Syndrome, and medications, including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects. Why wait? Take your doctor, visit Botox ChronicMigraine.com or call 1-800-44 Botox to learn more. Fashion like a lot of other trends, and that is just the well-fitting genes, black and blue. So like this is like a blue e-grey pair. You can get the dark blue or the light blue. Just some decent fitting genes like this. These are quite skinny. You could go slightly less skinny than that. But stick to like actually a good fit rather than super skinny or super baggy. Those fashion styles come in and out. That well-fitting genes will always be in stock.

And then you want white leather trainers and black leather trainers. Like some like these in white leather. Just they look good when you put on the well-fitting white t-shirt, some genes in this. Like on the easiest outfit you can do, it's not going out of fashion. With your chain, your rings, your watch, it's going to look good, especially when you're in the gym as well. And you've built a bit of muscle. You can do a black t-shirt with that. You could do black t-shirt black jeans. It's just an easy style. I love the black chiles, like these sorts of things. Because I think they add like quite a nice dynamic to a long sleeve polo, black jeans in this. Goes well, look, Steve McQueen rocking it out. James Bond rocking it out. Just this stuff's timeless. So the black leather trainers, black leather belt. These are just staples. You can easily get them on ASOS. Well-fitting black t-shirts, well-fitting white jeans. Well-fitting white jeans, well-fitting white t-shirts. And then smart long sleeve polos. Long sleeve polo shirts. Black navy white, whatever.

Just having those things and having them well fitted. So they fit your muscle shape, your body. It's just going to put your head of the competition compared to guys that are just rocking around in tracksuit bottoms and a football top. Like fair enough boys, it's comfy. You might want to support your team. But if you want people to take you seriously, start dressing seriously. This doesn't cost a lot of money. It's super simple stuff. And it's timeless. It's not any particular fashion. It rocks anywhere in the world. Just go and get it done boys. Get that stuff in. Get some sunglasses. Like this sort of look. Some jeans, white trainers, white top. Some sunglasses. Just like this one here. Cheat. Sort of good outfits to get. They're just not going out of fashion. Long term looks maxing. These are the routines you need to put in place to become the best looking person. The best looking version of yourself that you can be. You need to do gym three times a week minimum. I would recommend full body training. So in my course that's linked below, I do a whole rundown on how I boosted my testosterone

to become anabolic to gain muscle. And then the program I use to actually build eight pounds of lean muscle. How I gain size without actually gaining fat and gaining puffiness. So I've put that all down in the description. If you join the course, you get access to the WhatsApp group. You literally get four 12 week training programs. So it's everything you need in terms of fitness. You get what I ate the whole loss and nutrition. That's all you really need. You need to make sure you're like you're bulking up and adding some mass. Like you can make any clothes like the standard t-shirt jeans. You can make it look ten times better if you have just got a bit of muscle mass. A little bit of muscle shape under there. So that's one thing you've got to focus on. If you're struggling with your weight right now, stay low carb. Stay high protein. Get your walks in daily and start training heavy. It's going to cut that fat off your face. It's going to get you looking nice and defined. A nice flash hair cut into new clothes. And you're just going to be looking so much better. Fighting once per week. I actually found the fighting just. Maybe it's just getting pummeled in the face. You don't have to spa.

But for me, I was sparring a lot. Getting pummeled in the face just seemed to make my face look more manly. On a week to week basis. So if you can fight weekly and spa weekly, I'd recommend you do it also great cardio. So if you're trying to get lean, you'll get abs. You'll get sorted out through like boxing once a week. MMA once a week, any of that sort of stuff. This is like an exclusive. An exclusive secret. I've always been like a good smelling guy. And it gets you so far like people will start to recognize you by your smell. So I recommend you invest the money. Go and buy a decent aftershave, a decent, a decent clone. One that I've found is very, very good. It turns a lot of heads and it's pretty cheap. Is Izzy Miyaki for men. Izzy Miyaki, it's like a frosted white bottle with a silver top, like a triangle sort of shape. Izzy Miyaki for men is like a nice citrusy summer smell. It's pretty rare that guys are wearing it. A lot of guys have rocking so vast these days. I don't really like that fragrance. I think it's too common. So Izzy Miyaki is a nice place to start.

Just two sprays and you're good for the day. You're going to be smelling so much fresher than other people. And when you smell good, like when you have good breath, you look good, you smell good. People want to stand nearer to you. They want to experience that. They want to smell the mint and your breath. They want to smell your cologne. If you smell bad, you're repulsing people. Girls and guys. So you're making your life so much easier by being a nice person to be around in that way. This little bonus for you that I just put in here. Because I thought it's crazy, like the difference in car you can buy in the UK and in the US, wherever you are, with three grand. So in the UK, I bought, this was my old car. I bought this car, this BMW 3 series, for £2,400. So about $3,000. £2,400. It is the same price as this car, the Toyota Yaris. So I bought this car for the same price as this car. Now which one do you think is going to get more pussy? I already know. This car gets a lot of pussy because I had the car

and I was getting pussy in it all the time. So be careful when you buy cars, boys. A lot of people would say like, oh, that's got better mileage. The Toyota Yaris is better mileage is more reliable. And it's not going to cost you as much to run. Yeah, but boys think about it. What you want to be rolling around it. And the other thing is people often spend six grand, seven grand on the first car. Or they get a car on finance, like they spend £500, £300 a month on a car. And they're rocking around in just like a slightly better version than this. Whereas you could have this car. Yeah, I ended up spending some money on it. I spent about a net extra. Star Wars. The Mandalorian and Grogu is now streaming on Disney Plus. What are you waiting for? Hop on. The must-see galactic adventure comes home on Disney Plus. This is the way. Our only chance is to work together. I'm the lifeiest game. Always wear your seatbelt. Star Wars. The Mandalorian and Grogu. Now streaming on Disney Plus. Wait, Pigey 13.

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Side effects may include allergic reactions, neck and injection site pain, fatigue and headache. Allergic reactions can include rash, welts, asthma symptoms and dizziness. Don't receive Botox if there's a skin infection. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions, including ALS Lou Gehrig's disease, Myastthenia Gravis or Lambert Eaton Syndrome, and medications, including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects. Why wait? For more information, visit BotoxCronicMigraine.com or call 1-800-44 Botox to learn more. Round on it. So 3,400, the insurance was a bit higher, whatever. I got two years of fun out of this car. It was one of the best cars I've ever had. It just was awesome. I looked after it. I got it shined. I got a full detailing kit detailed at myself. It's just like these are the things that can take you that extra mile without having the cash. Like, if you see a guy rolling down the street, nice clean, fresh white t-shirt, some cool shades on, so a chain of watch, in good shape, in his twenties, in here, and you're a girl, and he picks you up.

You're just going to, and he smells good, you're just going to think. And the music's good, and he's playing a little bit of like, let me just, oh, it's going to get demonetized. Fuck, fuck it anyway. We'll just do it anyway. You're playing a little bit of this. You ready me? A bit of Bonnie and Clyde by Jay-Z. And you pick her up. So you're just going to be like, you picked her up on Tinder. She's just going to be like, what the hell? Who is this guy? And like, that was the reaction I got a lot when I started dating again after my long term girlfriend before I came to Thailand. It was like, who is this guy? Like, with this cool stuff. And it doesn't cost a lot. It's just like what you choose to spend it on. You can choose to spend the same amount on this car, and you're going to pick a girl up. Fuck, so do I actually have to get in this car? So there you go, boys. That's my looks, maxing guides. Like, just use your brain, and you can be way above where you are now. You can go from a three to an eight.

Any guy can do it. Don't believe in a black pill. If you're sure, if you've got bachelectics, there's things you can do to improve it. Just dress the right way. Do what you can. You can't change what you can't change, bro. If you are sure, actually, they've got like these new high-heeled trainers. If you're that kind of guy, you should fucking rock them. But yeah, there you go, boys. Use that guide. Get yourselves looking good. Get some girls. Elevate your life. See you on the next one, boy. WAPA! WAPA! WAPA! WAPA! WAPA! WAPA! WAPA! Garuda Owch! The most seagullactic adventure comes home on Disney Plus. This is the way. Our only chance is to work together. I like this game. And always wear your seatbelt. Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu, now streaming on Disney Plus.

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