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2:00Oh my gosh. Hi. I'm happy you're here. Oh, I wasn't really anything. Huh? Okay. Is that how you say hi? Don't worry about it. Hi. I'm so happy to see you. I know we only really met at that like weird candle shop and I really didn't think that you were actually going to come over just for me and for any of you there. But I'm like super, super, super glad that you did. Because I don't know how to stop it. You were cool. I mean, you two come up a little bit strange.

3:00That's, you can possibly be strange with me. So don't even worry about it. I mean, I actually kind of like that about you. Well, if you're a little weird then surely you'll tolerate me being a little weird and I can be a little bit much for some people. Just a tiny bit. I mean, sometimes we could be a little bit. Tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt. And sometimes I can be a little overbearing, allegedly, according to my seven ex-boyfriends. Well, tiny little, I guess they're not really ex-boyfriends because we only ever had one date that never went anywhere. Not even really a date. Just kind of met them briefly.

4:02And I like them. I watch what they're doing for, like, up just like a little while. But nothing like weird or crazy. Anyway, oh yeah. Yeah, I do like to eat how about you? I was just reading, um, the witch symbol in charm book. It's actually the witch's grammar. That's not how you say that. That's how you say it here in Canada. Yeah, you can, it's pretty cool. You can like learn about moon rituals and moon manifestations, water spells,

5:02herbal spells, like, fusion, small ones, and spell-work, even like a love spell, and protection spells, and such and spells, and food spells here. What was that? Or food spells? I don't know, Shaggy. I personally have never cast a spell. Still worry. I've laid my lesson there. I have. I have. Don't look at me like that. Stop! Please, I have.

6:02I promise I have. I promise, I promise, I promise, I promise, I promise. I promise, I promise, I promise, I promise. Don't have to be scared. Oh my gosh. You're not. Are you? I know you're going to be here. You can take a joke. So, we can't. You might make up in my outfits. I mean, do you think this trooper is a little bit much? Look at it. You're a really, really good look at it. What do you think? Do you think it's too much? Do you think maybe it gives, like, the wrong idea? Like a chain of so many.

7:04I see. I feel like these will look good on you. Would you let me put one on you? Please, come on. Why not? I think you will look so cute with the color. It's not earlier than, I mean, what about this? Like a plain black one? Like this. Oh my gosh. That looks so cute. Oh, sorry, am I crossing the jeb? Do you have that? I put it in the song. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's so rude of me. Sometimes I can just get all that old big carry away. You don't mind, do you?

8:06I mean, you're still here and it's been like what? Five minutes? That's almost a new record for me. Huh? People leave up to five minutes? No, no. Five minutes before I just, like, get up. Get your coat. You don't want to wear it? Um, it's okay. If you don't want to wear one, but do you mind maybe just helping me pack on out for me? I mean, I have so many little things. Always. Always one more. Do you see one? There you are. I'm gonna get the show you up here.

9:12This pink seat, do you want? Oh, the mirror. It's got these cute stars. I think it's really fun. I don't know if it would really match my outfit today. Not really. I'll take this one off. About this one? This one, I'm not even looking really cute on you. It's a little big, but I just feel like the plain black on you. Really. I guess this is nice. Let there be. I'm tearing on it. It's really actually soft on the sides, so it's totally not like super uncomfortable or anything like that.

10:16No, because it's like super soft. I'm not gonna make you wear the collar yet. I also have this one, which I feel like goes with the one wearing maybe a little bit of a lighter outfit, but I still want to add a troker. I mean, it kind of matches that outfit. It's like super, and it's like a heart that totally makes me think of you. Why did you say that? Because we just met, so it's... I just love forever. I will put a heart on anyone. Discussed their core. It wasn't like drawing your name with hearts or anything. That's just my notebook for notes.

11:17I was just reminding myself a hundred times that you were coming over today, because I can be really forgetful. That's all. Just don't look at my stuff anyway. You know, that's an impatient of my privacy, so. You don't respect my eye boundaries either, so maybe we are looking even better fit than I thought we were. Wow. I'm gonna eye that down later. Oh my gosh. This one is a little scary. This one might be too aggressive. This... Hang out. Hang out. Hang out, I've got one. You put it like it's like spiky. Isn't that cool? Let's cut these little spikes. They're not pointy.

12:17So it's not dangerous. Don't worry. I hear the dangerous stuff in my other drawer. These ones are strictly just jewelry. So don't worry. I can't help it. It's your cup. Well, you seem a little bit freaked out by something. So if I was doing more casual... I have this one, which is like a chain. One. It's pretty cute. And it's kind of the same plattery, but I don't have to chain. But then I also have this one, which is more of like a traditional choker. Yeah, oh, you like this one better. I knew it. I knew it. And this got a cross on it. To keep me safe.

13:17And to keep you safe. Oh, you would maybe want to wear this one. Sorry, but I actually think I'm gonna wear this one. Next time you should wear a cotton cross or something. What do you think? Oh, is it... Oh, is it a twist or a... How's it cute? You like it? How much do you like it? I'm gonna scale it one to ten. How much do you like it? I like it up one to twenty. How much do you like it? I'm gonna scale it one to one hundred. Do you like it on me or do you like it on just like any girl? Because you just get on any girl that's totally not cool. And also, why are you even thinking about another girl when you're hanging out with me?

14:17That's so rude. Just for that. I wanna get my secret weapon out. Just kidding. Oh my gosh. Why do you actually look scared? I'm not scared of you. I'm barely, barely looking scared. I don't even have any black clothes to cut or anything to make myself look more awkward. I'll probably just chill. So you can relax. You know what? I think that's what actually help you relax. Let me put this away. Okay. And we're gonna have to get a little bit closer.

15:18I'm just gonna sit. Actually, you're right up in your lap. You okay like this? Oh my gosh. I can feel your heartbeat. Your nervous. Why are you nervous? I'm sorry. Don't be nervous. Are you, am I hurting you or something? I'm not hurting you. Relax. I'll go really slow first. Ready? Let's see if I'm gonna go. And... And... And... And...

16:25And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... Maybe I'll do one more. And...

17:25And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And a little bit here. And... And... I see. Hey... A little bit here. And maybe... A little bit here.

18:28A little bit more here. A little bit more over here. And you have a little bit on the back of your head. You know what you are? Looking a little bit more relaxed. Are you feeling a little bit more relaxed? Don't line me. Tell me the truth. Do you feel more relaxed? You can tell me the truth if you're not. You are really... The promise? Let me check here. Let me feel your heart. Okay, slow down a bit. I'll put it in the speedy.

19:31Why is it speeding up a little? Well... I can't... The other does you forever. I can rarer... What? Why is that making your heart go faster with the heck? You're so weird. You might even be... Weirder than me. I don't know. Let me check. Hmm. Yep. Like swearing, but it's also scared of it. I'm not like a dinosaur or something. Like cat or whatever it is that you're scared of. And it can be like a rarer.

21:29And rarer. And rarer. Rarer. Rarer. You're so funny. Well... This one was style question I had for you actually. I wanted to ask you what you think about my new glasses. Actually, I don't know if I trust your opinions. They can't want to see the money. Well, for both kind of weird and I guess we don't really look like. Can I just try anyway? Let me just try. Come on. It's okay. Don't be so too busy. Wait. You look cute. Wait, you actually look so cute with glasses on.

22:33You're wearing contacts. You're literally throwing. You look like an academic, kind of nerd. I would totally totally go for nerd. I mean, I already thought you were a major nerd. But you're like a super major nerd at the end of the summer. I don't know if I want to wear these on. No, I like you to be a nerd. You...I don't know. No, no. I don't want to be a nerd. There's something around the thing in there. I just want to be one. Okay, we'll tell me then. Try to look like a nerd. You're just saying no because you want me to look like a nerd. Like you. Well, it's not working, buddy.

23:34I think there are just a little bit big on me, but I think that they looked better on you. Okay, okay, I don't know. I'll think about it. Well, this book, I'm just a kind of sucked at it. I have any of the touches as well, so I'm finally trying to work on it. So, I might head back to the bookstore. I'm sorry if you're coming with me. On one condition. Sure. Anything. You don't want me to cast any spells on you. I have no boundaries. Well, your boundaries are stepping all over my wants and needs to cast a spell that you will have a really great day.

24:39That's all I'm supposed to do. All right, now I...okay, okay. Stop bringing up. Stop bringing up. Stop bringing up. Okay, okay. I want to know. You're no fun. I promise. I promise you. I think you promise. Good. Okay, I won't know. My fingers were just crossed. Like, they were just wrestling like that. So choose a story. Look at it. Okay, promise. Promise, promise, I won't. Whatever, whatever. Well, do I start my bookshore with me? Please. Really? Yay. Okay. See any corner. I need it. Nope. I called it.

25:39Okay, sounds it open until... Okay. We can make it in 20 minutes, we can make it. All right, well, I was wondering about it. Can you be honest? I've heard you out. I didn't. Are you just saying that because you're scared of me? Okay. I guess I'm just going to choose to bully you. For now. Okay, let's go. Okay.