ASMR A New Girl in Your Dorm is a Girl.. with NO Boundaries!

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2:01Do I know? Why are you just barking into my door? Do I know you? Oh, wait, wait, no, no, don't leave. Oh, you thought this was your door? Well, you see, I've noticed this was definitely my door. I really have it for like 4 months, so for all my seven years, I'm not saying maybe we have a time to travel from another door to bed. Oh, you know, hearing says 4.4.2. This is 4.4.1.3. Well, I'm just reading Johnny the Homecoming. It's, huh? Oh, oh, I just like reading it. Nothing. You don't have anything to be like scared of.

3:05You're actually like, don't leave. Say hello. I don't mind. I mean, it's kind of cursive, but I shouldn't have. But I don't mind, but you can't keep it up, shall I? And, you actually have really nice ears. I'm just like, I really love ears. I don't mind just having them. Really, interestingly, shaped ears. Should you quit that, like that? No, they just look like that. You are the luckiest person ever. I mean, look at my eye ear. It's not even nearly as close your heart as you have, like, the cool, shaped ears that you're seeing. Pretty.

4:06Sorry, are you still here? Some of my old friends, the day I sometimes can have a little bit too touchy. Or have a little bit of a little sore, they would say. No, no, no, not crazy. No, they would say that, they would say, not stalkerish, close. Oh, they would say that I have no badges. Isn't that rude? They obviously have some badges. Maybe they just last some other thing. Who doesn't enjoy a whole thing about this? Yes, I mean, I could go on and off. But you, I mean, look at your nose. It's pretty cool. And pretty nice mouth.

5:11And also your hair. It's pretty nice to hear your mouth. Stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck. Stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck. Anyway, do you mind if I ask what's in your bag? I mean, that's a pretty big bag. You have a bag. Oh, oh my, cause you're moving in. Let me, if you want, you can move in here. No. I wouldn't find that, oh. I mean, look at definitely get a bunk bed. As long as I can have the top bunk. And then we can have the bottom bunk and we can have the live, have the upper body every single night. Oh, you, oh, you like your space?

6:15I bet that you're just thick, snore. But you're like, shh, shh, shh. Don't bother me. I mean, in my book, he like K-I-L-L's people. That's really bad. But I, I have a really different inspiration. You've not just noticed, like the book. I mean, it's funny. I feel a little happy, middle boy coming, like this. And I like the art. I'm pretty afraid of. I just like the boundaries, and not crazy kids. I'm just going to relax, I mean, let me show you.

7:17So, I'm just so tired of moving in. No wonder you're such a stress-ball. You know, you love this one, actually. And I have some crazy life. I totally do. It's weird to massage someone in the first tiny, little bit of them. But it's definitely not that weird. I mean, let me go and massage. You're just first meeting someone. What's the difference? Plus, we're going to be neighbors now for the whole year, which means we're basically going to be best friends for the whole year. Are you excited? I'm so excited, actually. Can I give you a hug? Come here. We're going to be the bestest, bestest friends ever. We're going to hang out every day.

8:17And, oh my gosh. I'm going to be so much better. And, can I have some of our parties any time? You don't need to put them in bed. You can totally fit right here. I mean, you're going to have to share your size with me. You're my squish-mullets because they're named and they're sentient in my little butt. They're very welcoming to meet people. You don't need to be afraid. Just don't wear anything lavender. They hate lavender. Yeah. I don't know if I'm some Russian initial, but I'm going to give you a little shop. I think I'm a little weird. It's a little weird if you make it. It's so weird. I mean, well, the last guy I was a new dorm before,

9:18he moved out was totally like... Well, he didn't like it when I was with my softies, but he ended up moving out after like two weeks. No, it wasn't because of me. You had like a family emergency, so my emergency needed to move to the other side of campus, to the other garden. Yeah, that wasn't something empty for a while. So I'm really glad he didn't like it. I really hope that you don't leave. You promise? It's been really long since we were here without anyone. Nice job, friend. Really? Okay. I'm going to give you the light, probably we'll be able to find you. Okay, here you are. So we're going to...

10:29So, so good. Let me have this one. My shoulders are so... 10s, I actually can't believe how tight they feel. It's not her walking on the pillow day. I'm moving to start singing that makes sense. Actually, it makes a lot of sense. Yeah, I do this show. So, forget it. I told her about it. See, having a friend with us, that doesn't know the boundaries.

11:30I know boundaries, but what is the boundary way? You can't give your fantasy a massage. My friend, I'm a cute kitty. He's totally doing my best to his friend and hold. That's one of the plan. And that gives me really tights here. I'm just going to hold the weight on your arm here. You're holding the weight on your arm. I told you that I'm actually loving it. I'm going to hang on here. Let me see. Try something really tight. This is a tummy. I guess we know each other. I guess you're kind of barged in the middle.

12:32It's kind of crazy of you, actually. You know, you can call me crazy, I don't know. I mean, crazy. People call me crazy. I'm not actually crazy, so don't be scared. And yet, I have a barge in the new store. So, I'm crazy here at the line that breaks in the paper. Let me hear you. Exactly. Exactly. Speechless. Totally speechless. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. If I'm on a cute social cache, would you feel very color?

13:33Where are you from, anyway? And why are you joining Moops semester? And I guess that accent was dark. It was a bit suspicious. I mean, I was your favorite show, Gloria. I mean, I feel like that's a lot about someone. Oh my gosh, no way you like Pokemon. Can I show you something? Ben, look at my Pokemon in the phone case. We got Mu. Who's your favorite? Red. I don't know. I think I did a pretty good. I'm pretty. I think I was a bit shy. I'm not sure. I'm not really sure. I'm not sure.

14:35I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Schooler, no? Did I pop? Snacks? Kingdoll? A bookie bag. Who is your favorite? And so... Biggie? No, I'm sorry. I'm 100 years old. Hmm. What's your style? I don't think I'm a guest that I will reactually. What's your style? Suspicious. Hmm. What was your name again? Are you lying?

15:37Better not be lying. Is this your natural hair color? It's actually really nice. Can I look? Do you mind? I'm going to look. Oh my gosh. Wait, let me check out the light at the room. I can't help but have some time. Hmm. I'm looking at the phone. Wow. You feel really nice. I should like this. You can't do this. You don't mind? Did you? I mean, you're like a child. What's my plan to have?

17:03How long does it take in clothes? I wish I could have done everything. I like your hair. I know I'm looking at my own. I'm touching it. I just want to like... Huh? You just... You just had a loose hair. I was just saving it for later. What? I was just helping get rid of your loose hair. Is that okay? Just one more time. I was just saving it for later. What if you need it? You're just all your hair. Then you'll have my one hair to remember you're by. I take a pair of all of my friends. I just find anyone that I like on the sleep. It's a lot of people that don't even know who I am.

18:05Yeah. Then I put them in a book. But they're not here. Sometimes some others are. For some reason. That's not. But it's not. But everywhere. Two different colored types of denim that one is weird. What do you want? Just give me a like a hand. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Put your hair in my friend's butt. Don't leave the loose hair. You're so dramatic like everything. Are you always such a worry-boy? You totally are. You're always just like, Where are you? Don't steal my hair. Don't push your forehead against mine.

19:05Don't touch my pants. Don't rubble it on me. I just met you five minutes ago. You're good to know that. That's it. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. S-O-R-Y. I'm sorry. Can I show you something? I got this one here. Palace ring. Here. It's like him and all of his little children. These. And it's blue. It's so cute. I also have this. This. This.

20:05You look at it as a first edition. This. And it's kind of beat. I mean it's not a first edition. So I lied. This is cool though, isn't it? The blue. And the holographic. Sonnet. I also have this toy taken. Isn't he so cute? He's a little bit up too. He's just so cute. He's a first edition. Look at him. You just take. And I also have. Well, I make my own Pokemon guys and you can have this one if you like. Yeah, it's almost yours. It's actually thick butt.

21:05And I'm like good big good boy. Just look at his legs. Yeah, you can have this one if you want. And I use toy like this and do it like this. You're right. See? Why'd you break it? Oh, toy. I gave you some. Yours looks so cool. Huh? Why am I holding a brush now, isn't it? No reason. So what are you doing up in this? I was just gonna just like, oh, let's get going. No, I don't want to go. I'm so bored and lonely here. So you please stay. Please, please, please, please.

22:31Please, it's so boring here on the weekends. We can do whatever you want. We can play Pokemon Stadium. We can play Mario Party. We can play Scrapple. I love Scrapple. I can read to you. I can totally read to you. I mean, what do you have to believe for? Oh, let's go on package. We're going 10 more minutes. Please. How is it going to get used to it? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. P-O-L-A-S. A-S-T-A-Y.

23:36Please, push your face. You'll feel super nice and then you're going to be like, why do I ever have one of these? This feels amazing. Come on, I'm just going to give you one side. You like it? I can tell you're not saying it. You're not saying I can see it in your eyes. I can see it. P-O-L-A-S. P-O-L-A-S.

24:41P-O-L-A-S. P-O-L-A-S. P-O-L-A-S. P-O-L-A-S. P-O-L-A-S. P-O-L-A-S. I'm going to put her head and this cheekbone. Let's get around. Around.

25:43Over here. Over here. Over here. Over here. Over here. Over here. And the cheekbone. Over here. Over here. Over here. You actually look the honest, the top cheek. Ever since you got here.

26:45You look really, really sad if you say you don't like it. But I also want you to tell me the truth. Tell me the truth. Don't lie. Promise you're not lying. Wait. I'm not lying before you fall. I'm really into my comic book. Please. I think you'll like it. Come on. Please. Please. Please. I think it goes over here. Really? Yeah. Okay. Are you comfortable? You're good. You're so good. Just so strong with this. I'm really, really happy.

27:45I'm sure you want to be over there. I'm just so happy. I'm really so happy with the sun. Please, please, please. Look, do you want a hassle off before? Hey, you clouded me here. I miss you. I'm lost.

28:45I'm smiling. I'm sparesy. And now I'm playing... Do you indeed? My famous chicken recipe will never be yours. Just get your after my lucky charm and I must escape to my power. Speel under chasing me. Great. Oh, this seat, there is no car after all the spy moves. Oh, if I'm evil, doom, I am unstoppable. Squeeze my nut. Stair keep in your spooky depths. You know, through the awesome power of my tire, Grant. Yeah, yeah. Oh, this doesn't make any sense. It would make some sure if you were like on another way of life. Yeah, it takes a sharing type of intelligence to understand,

29:47happy new deployments, not too much, it's actually all from the code. And the code is that it's like a crazy guy that just says things. And that's kind of it. Okay, I'm sorry, I really did that. This one's kind of scary. Is that okay? Just don't be scared, okay? You promise you won't be scared to me? Okay, hold the guidebook for you. I run him a little bit less than anything, so I'm really scared. And it disappeared for like two weeks. They couldn't find out. You can't really scare, she's gonna be scared, okay? I miss you smile. I'm so sorry, so sorry about that. So much, so long, your perception burned. And I am your friend. Not like that piece of depressing styrofoam you've been listening to so much.

30:49You've already told me to enjoy the things you've learned. I'm sorry, but I feel like you've been fun and being along me. And you know, you're just a piece of styrofoam too. Yeah, well, your friend, you lost your focus on yourself, lost too much strength of things. You've had a fraction for it, paid too much attention to people you knew would disappoint. You know what they are, you don't expect anything, irritation to anyone you don't pray. Maybe I just tried to enjoy this. Yes, exactly that. Well, why is your existence mimicking the doubt so enjoy? Yes, we know all the back of my previous inventory, it always happens like that. We'll hurry them, play well, you can still appreciate it. I'm smiling already. Okay, I think I'll go out, that should be interesting. So it is kind of actually just a picture, it's really scary.

31:50What's your problem is going around and when it goes out, it's not going to do anything bad. It's just where you have to enjoy the day and enjoy the good mood while you have the thoughts. And this goes to the cafe in the park. And yeah, that's what I'm asking for. So there's a little fuss down there. Everything's going to be good, can happen. I'm not really the newbie, you know, because I don't want you to disappear. I like you. There's not a scary enough, but just... There's the... There's the... I think I've been on the bus. There's... I hope it's just super dry. There's kind of J2, do you want me to... You're drawing me here, you can have some. Oh, sorry, sorry.

32:51I was just going to give you... So when I look up, you can't... What? Um... Well, sometimes my friends, like, will just like... Because each other seems like, well, okay, sorry, sorry. You already did, you think that? That's the heart, that's a boundary that I can respect. It's a little extra. I mean, you already did. You can do something. It's much for a guy with his one nose. It doesn't have... Hair, no, it's a bit too much. It's a bit too much. Does that have any nice...

33:53It's a... There. Nothing... Nothing weird, it's a little bit... I don't know if it's too much. You're not quite good, you're not good, you're good, you're good. Ha ha ha. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Okay, well, I know you said you had a good guy on the pack. I guess I can respect the hub. Do you wonder if I just give you, like, one more hug before you go? And, you promise that you're not going to move out to the next day, the next day, the next day. I'll be really sad that you do. I just want you to bother me, just tell me, okay?

34:54It doesn't come naturally with me, I don't know. Okay, well, you totally come over to my room, if not. I'll come now, can you do what I'm going to do up in? We walked to class together. And, I, you don't even know the way, but I'm packing in one clock, because I can totally do what I don't mind at all. We didn't come now, come find her, come in, come out, come to your room. I wasn't meeting with her all day coffee together, even if we come over. I was going to help each other pick up outfits together. I mean, what do I want? Don't look at me like that, like, I'm the extra one. Remember, you're the one that broke into mine, don't you? I'm the other way around. You really? Do I hear my house promise to hug? It's really great to meet you. You smell really good too. It's also me, I hope you ain't not again.

35:58Okay, well, I'm packing. Do you need help, I'm packing? Oh, wow, you said no, really? Okay, well, you said I'm going to help, I guess. I guess, I'm going to help each other. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.